#I accomplished it obviously

[missingrache]

They also had kind friends who offered a photo with me in it.

The words MAAAAN foooor SAAALE were uttered right before this was taken hence my face and also why it is my favorite one idk how they are so chill. Goddamn professionals.

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[kindahoping4forever]

⭐ 🐍

[sandwichsapphic]

“an exceedingly pleasant and amiable young gentleman but… mentally he is negligible - quite negligible” is the Jeeves and Wooster equivalent of “she is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”

[chidoroki]

August 22nd - Happy Birthday Emma - ft: her tvtropes

[orcboxer]

I've made it...

[snarky-wallflower]

me, a preteen, devouring the PJO series super fast: heck yeah! slay those monsters! fight Luke, snark at the gods! Percy and Annabeth are so cool!

me now, watching the new trailer: …babies. babies, oh my god they’re babies, they’re so SMALL! Who thought it was a good idea to give these children swords!!

[yusuke-of-valla]

Ok new concept for the Shez-Byleth rivalry dynamic:

They somehow manage to pull off BOTH “Shez is very intense about this rivalry why Byleth doesn’t even know they’re rivals” AND “Byleth thinks Shez is some master Agarthan tactician playing 4D chess and is trying to figure out what they gain from messing with the timeline like this, while Shez is just accidentally knocking things over in a way that works out”

[gemkun]

so i was talking to @oneireth this fine wednesday morning and we were discussing the stonehearts and the ipc in all its villainy but also the role dr ratio has in all this. i don't think we'll realise the ulterior motive behind his presence in penacony but i will be mildly disappointed if he was just damage control under the title of " technical consultant ". regardless , i think he will be present during the charmony festival or so my delusions lead me. but we also looked back to double indemnity and pinpointed a specific line that struck us both.

i think this was overlooked way too easily like : yes , dr ratio is a prominent figure in the guild and the ipc assigned him to penacony but this implies that he is up there with the higher echelons. the ipc is not exactly paranoid but i would wager that they are extremely tight with their personnel and access to information and resources. for veritas to be among these levels is significant.

as we discussed it could be the payment that allows the ipc to oversee and utilise his research which as we know has revolutionised various aspects across the galaxy. so , yes , ultimately this is a business transaction. but this also has me recalling the mission pertaining to calderon chadwick and how screwllum even alludes to how they are waiting for the next calderon. ever since that quest i couldn't help but steer eyes to veritas i mean he simply foots the bill. considering he successfully fired an anti — planetary weapon it just slots in too cleanly.

if anyone has a viable way to get him to leave the ipc , please share.

[cry-ba-bys]

Wouldn't it be really funny if we started tagging detrans kink content with "Trans men aren't men" and vice verca? Can you imagine the fit they'll throw when their dumbass hashtag is filled with trannies having cool sex

[aggressionbread]

im too tired tonight to examine this, is this business news youtube channel naming some of their videos after iconic speedruns to get clicks?

[djservo]

When you get this, list 3 facts about your favorite sim and send it to the last 3 people in your notifications! Let's get to know each other's sims!💞

im so late omg HIII siobhan time, let's go lesbians!!!!

Working on an MBA + trying to convince Dominic to open another record shop in San Sequoia so she can run it 🌉

Walking encyclopedia of 90s/early 2000s teen movie + show knowledge

Inadvertent serial ghoster bc of her packed schedule of school + store shenanigans + a buzzing social life Sigh sorry ladies but the grind never stops 😤💯📈

[heich0e]

i like organized crime AUs because nothing gets me going quite like an established hierarchy of power

[steviescrystals]

i seriously need to get a new job and start making money again asap bc i cannot keep living at home much longer it’s driving me insane

(wrote an entire essay in the tags without meaning to oops)

[andrwgarfields]

a lot of fans are talking abt how they’re jealous of yuzuru’s spouse and how lucky she is but if anything i feel jealous of yuzuru more for having found love and someone who understands him and is obviously patient with him and hes definitely the lucky one

[frumfrumfroo]

So Reylos are now freaking out over episode 4 of Ahsoka cause Anakin showed up in what appears to be the wbw. I have not watched Ahsoka and don't plan to. I personally think that nothing will come out of this in regards to Ben Solos return. People think Leia sacrificed herself to send Ben there? If she sacrificed herself to save him then he wouldn't have gone anywhere he would have been alive.

Anyone who thinks there was planning or thought behind anything in tros is delusional.

Thinking they're setting up Ben's resurrection is almost as removed from reality.