#I become nothing but giggles every time I see him be goofy

[akeminy]

Mingyu…???

He's been working hard to entertain us.

[cozage]

Surprise Announcement

Request from @fengxinwifutobecalled: May i request law , sanji , and sabo react to their s/o when she says she's pregnant? Like they were trying for a long time and they didnt get pregnant and she thought she was infertile.

Characters: female reader x Law, Sanji, Sabo Cw: planned pregnancy Total word count: 584

Law

Surely you’re joking. You have to be. You had been trying so long, he was certain he was infertile. 

“That’s not funny,” his voice dangerous and low. He was afraid to hope. 

But he could see the test in front of his eyes. And the little + that was faintly outlined. 

He ran a full body scan just to be sure. And there it was, a little denotion around your abdomen that stated you were pregnant. 

He falls to his knees and presses his face against your belly. Tears are streaming down his face but he doesn’t care. He’s just so happy. 

During the day, he reads every baby book he can get his hands on. When he’s exhausted all of his collection, he finds new ones at port. He’s determined to become an expert in the field of fatherhood.

In the evening and at night, he whispers loving words to the child growing inside you. He’s determined that the baby will know his voice before it even leaves your womb. 

Sanji

“We’re going to have a baby?” he breathes out, a smile slowly growing across his face. “We’re going to have a baby!”

He runs to you, picks you up, and twirls you around, the two of you cheering and squealing in delight. 

“A baby!” he says kissing you firmly on the lips. 

“A baby,” you smile back. You can’t stop smiling, and neither can he. 

He tells everyone you cross paths with. It doesn’t matter if you’ve crossed paths with them already, he’ll tell them again. The poor crew is so exhausted from hearing the same news again and again.

He plans an entirely new diet for you, filled with all of the prenatal vitamins and minerals you need. At least you know you’ll have the best chef on the sea taking care of you and your baby.

Sabo

Sabo’s eyes dart from you to your stomach, not quite sure how to take the news. 

“You’re sure?” he whispers, skeptical. 

“As sure as I can be,” you say, and suddenly a huge grin appeared on his face at your confirmation. 

“We have so much to do!” he said, looking around the room. “God, where are we going to put the crib? Or the changing station? Or the-” he looked back over at you.

“You’re pregnant,” he said again, that goofy smile remerging on his face. He giggles to himself like a little schoolboy at the thought. 

You mirror his silly grin. “I am.”

He walks over to you and wraps you in his arms. “I never thought it would happen. I thought there was something wrong with me.”

“With you?!” you laugh. “I thought there was something wrong with me!”

“No,no. Nothing could ever be wrong with you, my dear.” He kisses the top of your head gently, still grinning to himself. “You know twins run in my family.”

You tried to pull away from him, eyes wide. “Shut up! You better be joking, Sabo!”

He laughs, his fib being detected, but he can’t bring himself to let you go from his grasp. He is so excited. Finally, he would get to have a family. A family with you.

[onlyrains]

[8:15am]

— t/w: slight angst

that day wasn’t a good day to start for tsukasa. no, it wouldn't be good on any day if he saw you wholeheartedly laughing with someone else. he knows for sure that his relationship with you had been over for almost 6 months and it looks like you've gotten into a new relationship. he will never admit that he still feels a strange reaction in his heart every time he sees you around but acts cool and indifferent in front of everyone because why should he show it? for what? he is aware of the matter why his relationship ended so he will not beg you to come back to him.

“they look really happy, don't they?” todoroki appeared behind him and tapped his shoulder. “still can't get over it, huh?”

tsukasa chuckled. todoroki was the only person who knew about his relationship with you. “she looks happy now. it's all that matters.” he looked straight to the scenery where you and your new boyfriend were being goofy with other oya boys.

todoroki scratched his ear. “i can't hear cheesy word, y'know? not even from you.” he put his arm around tsukasa to lead him walked closer to the others. his arrival added even more excitement to the atmosphere than what was already happening. only you became silent in a split second.

“tsukasa-san!” nakagoshi called him to sit next to him which made him closer to you so you lower your gaze. fortunately, your boyfriend wasn’t notice your sudden change.

“fujio-san bet you can't wink with your left eye. you can, right?”

“why are you betting about me?”

fujio chuckled and shrugged. “i just know you won't do it.”

“please, tsukasa-san! he'll owe me lunch!”

“i won't.”

fujio laughed. “see?”

“pleaseeee!” nakagoshi twined his arms around tsukasa.

he giggled and accidentally glanced at you. that was enough to make him change his mind and want to act foolish in front of everyone. “you mean like this?” he winked his left eye.

fujio gasped dramatically. “tsukasa, you okay?”

“what did you eat for breakfast?” tsuji asked worriedly.

meanwhile nakagoshi jumped and embraced tsukasa to thank him for giving him a free lunch.

“oi, i'm the one who will buy you lunch. you should've been thanking me!” fujio stood up.

“yeah, but still, he prefers my side!”

tsukasa just giggled at the two and absentmindedly stared at you who sat in the sofa in front of him. the way your face lit up when you defended your boyfriend—who is also his friend, the way you confidently talked and joked around with the other—just like the way he had hoped you would.

it wasn't like he wanted you to be someone else. he just felt that you needed to be more confident and relaxed so you wouldn't always depend on him in every situation and could stand up for yourself. but then he realized you couldn't and maybe it was just not the way you were. maybe he needed to love the way you were or he couldn't which is why he ended the relationship before could become more complicated and toxic.

he had ended the relationship and now he was aware of how cruel and wrong his attempt to change you had been. and today, seeing you sitting there in front of him, looking and doing so well with your new boyfriend just like he wished you would made his heart ache.

“is something wrong with my girlfriend's face, tsukasa?” fujio clapped to pull tsukasa back to reality.

todoroki glanced at him.

“nah, it's nothing.”

he admitted it. fujio really brought out the best in you just like he never did.

[chansabsfanclub]

BangChan NSFW Alphabet

genre : suggestive smut word count : 1212 warning : suggestive and some smutty content A/N : if you enjoy my work, please like and reblog so it can reach more people, and if you want me to do another member please feel free to send me a request!

Aftercare : 

Chan isn a very sweet person, he's always looking after other people, there's no exception when it comes to the person he loves.  After you finish the deed, he would do or get you anything you need.  Run a bath for the two of you to relaxe and clean up, get you both some snacks to eat while you watch a movie and cuddle, and eventually fall asleep together.

Body : (his favourite part of his and your body)

He loves his abs, he works on the all the time and is very proud to show them off to his partner and feel them touch them.  On you he loves your hair, p;laying with it and holding it up, back and to the side.  He loves brushing his hand through your hair as well.

Cum : 

Unless he's wearing a condom he will pull out when he finishes, cumming on your stomach, he'll promptly wipe it up though since he doesnt want you to feel dirty from it if that makes sense.

Dirty Secret : 

For the most part Chan likes very loving, vanilla sex.  But he secretly wants to have a rough session every once in a while, maybe use some bondage and try out some bdsm things, but nothing to the extent of causing you pain.

Experience : 

I feel like Chan doesn't have a lot of experience when it comes to these things, so he's always learning new things every time you guys do it.

Favourite Position:

Chan's favourite position is doggy style.  He can go as fast as he can and it feels the best for him, and his partner.  He also enjoys seeing their ass clap against his thighs, the site itself makes him want to cum.

Goofy :

Chan likes to have fun during sexy times, he likes to make you feel comfortable and cared for and if one of you makes a weird sound he'll ease your embarrassment with laughter.  Although, during certain times he does like to be serious and focuses on showing you all his love.

Hair : 

Chan doesn't mind hair at all, he prefers to keep himself clean cut but not completely hairless.  

Intimacy :

He gets very passionate when it comes to sex.  He gets into the zone and does his hardest to make his partner feel not only pleasure, but loved as well.  He doesn't goof around when he's in the moment having sex, but afterwards he'll giggle and pull them in tightly for cuddles.

Jerks off :

Chan only really jerks off when he's super stressed.  Once or twice a week, but he doesn't go crazy.  He's very busy so there's not much time to do it anyways, but if he's working late in his studio and the thought of his partner comes to mind he would pause to relieve some of his stress.

Kinks :

HUGE dominance kink, size kink, choking kink and control kink.  He's soft natured, but once he's in the bedroom he becomes a beast.  He likes to experiment with new kinks and to see what pleases his partner and himself.  He loves being in control though and seeing his partner submit to him.

Location :

He prefers the privacy of a bedroom versus public sex.  He likes to spend his time with his partner, taking their time to slowly reach an orgasm together and really enjoy their intimate time.  The only other place would be his office if the door was locked and he was really horny and desperate.

Motivation :

Music.  Chan loves music, it's his profession.  If he hears a sensual song or his partner singing beautifully he could get turned on in a second.  Music playing in the background is an essential during sex for him, he uses it to help control his pace and to create a more sensual environment.

No :

His biggest turn off is pain.  He has a choking kink but he would never actually hurt his partner.  If they asked him to spank them, hit them, bite them or anything that would cause them pain he would stop immediately and step away.  He could never cause harm or pain to his partner.

Oral :

Chans not too big on oral, he would give his partner oral if they asked, but he's not big on it.  He prefers hands, using them to give his partner pleasure and to be pleasured.

Pace :

Like I said before, he likes to listen to music and match his pace with the music.  He prefers a slower harder pace though, reaching as far as he can and feeling every inch of his partner.

Quickie :

He doesn't like them.  He prefers long intimate sessions, quick sex just to get off isn't too appealing to him.  If his partner really wanted a quickie he would do it though, he just doesn't like them that much.

Risk :

The only risks he's into are trying out new kinks.  He'd never risk being walked in on or seen in public, he likes to keep those things private, so he's not a very risky person.

Stamina :

Chan has great stamina, he could go for hours if his partner wanted to, whatever it takes to get them to orgasm.  He enjoys sex and wants it to last for a long time.  He however doesn't have enough stamina for multiple sessions.  One long session is good for him.

Toys :

He has a vibrator or two for his partner, anything to help them reach a climax.  They also are great for foreplay to get his partner riled up, as a dominant he will use anything to make his partner cum, wether that be vibrators or penetration.

Unfair (teasing) :

He likes to tease as a way of foreplay.  Slow make out sessions, a little touching and then retreating to tease his partner, getting them excited for sex.  Once he gets to the actual sex he stops teasing and goes into a serious mode.

Volume :

Chan likes top keep his own volume to a minimum, he likes hearing his partner moan and whine during sex and he gets off to the sounds they make while being intimate.  

Wild card :

Hair pulling.  It's not something he would normally be interested in, but one time when his partner and him were going at it they pulled his hair and he groaned and finished in that very moment.  It's a secret that he tries to keep, and his partner likes to tease him with it, while they're out they'll pull his hair slightly to turn him on, and he can't do anything about it.

X-ray :

"Y' know what else is big?"  Famous words of Christopher Bang Chan.  He's probably average size when fully hard, around 6.5 inches, but with girth.  He has good girth.

Yearning (sex drive) :

His sex drive isn't too high, he doesn't feel the need to have it every day, but it does increase when he's stressed out.  He's not too horny, but he'd like to have sex at least once a week, he like's to make his partner feel loved in that way.

Zzz (sleep) :

He waits for his partner to fall asleep first before falling asleep himself.  He'll stroke their hair and kiss their cheek and head and humm them songs till they pass out, then he'll fall asleep.

[suntoru]

𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎.

⤷ feat. hawks & dabi.

synopsis: random headcanons about domestic fluff, doesn’t really have plot

back to flufftober masterlist

warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, domesticity, a bit of swearing

hawks.

⤷ lazy morning cuddles

you wake up with the feeling of someone clinging onto you. opening your half lidded eyes, you see keigo with his arms wrapped around your waist, wings gently draped around the both of you. you wish this moment would last forever, but unfortunately, you both had work to do. sighing begrudgingly, you moved to get up, only to feel his grip tighten on you. “stay. please?” he begs, voice still groggy and tired. “kei, i gotta go make breakfast.” you tell him, but he pulls you closer, if that was even possible. “just five more minutes? i promise i’ll help.” his puppy dog eyes melt your resolve, and you reluctantly sink into his arms, even if you knew this would take longer than five minutes.

⤷ cooking breakfast

normally, you two alternate who makes breakfast every day, but sometimes you just do it with each other. you’re cooking food when he comes from behind and envelopes you in a warm hug. “g’morning baby bird, whatchu you cooking? smells good.” he mumbles into the crook of your neck. you smile and press a kiss to his forehead. “lemme help.” he grabs the plates and glasses to the table, then starts to assist you by getting all the ingredients out, and cooking it himself. even though he could easily hire maids to make the food, he likes to spend moments like these with you.

⤷ getting ready together.

helping each other get ready for another day has become a daily occurrence in your household now. washing your faces, brushing your teeth, and getting dressed is something you can’t imagine doing without the other, as silly as it sounds. buttoning his jacket and kissing his nose is now a thing he won’t leave without. giggles erupt from you both when you’re in the bathroom making goofy faces and trying to make the other laugh, usually getting distracted and later panicking in regret. but don’t worry, he’s not called hawks, the fastest pro hero for nothing.

⤷ doing mundane things

there’s never a moment in your life that you find boring, or wishing for something more. even if you’re reading a book and he’s flipping through tv channels, you’re doing it with each other. your head rests on his lap, one of his hands is playing with your hair gently. when it’s a rainy day and you if yourself with nothing to do, he suggests that you go outside with him. dancing in the rain and sharing a sweet kiss, you know you’ll regret it tomorrow when you’re both at home, sick. but right now, in that moment, there isn’t a care in the world. doing the most mundane tasks is peaceful, no burdens trying to bring you down. it’s just you and keigo, nobody else, and you couldn’t ask for more.

dabi.

⤷ three am snack trips

there’ll be times where you will randomly wake up in the middle of the night and can’t go back to sleep. so you’ll try sneaking out by yourself, almost screaming out loud when you feel the presence of another person behind you. “what’re you doing doll? going out by yourself?” he’ll tag along with you, saying it’s dangerous to go outside this late alone. running to the nearest convenience store, you stock up on all kinds of snacks and goodies knowing that with him, walking around on the streets at night is no longer a worry, not when he’s there to protect you.

⤷ unexpected gifts

every once in a while, dabi will find a way to surprise you when you least expect it. whether it’s your favourite candy or a piece of jewelry he lifted, know that he always has you on his mind. there’s so much thought behind his gifts too, even if he’ll never admit it. he once made a flower crown for you that took him seven hours to make because he kept burning the poor little buds, and getting angry with them. he may not be the most gentlest of lovers, but he really does care for you more than he lets on. he’s just a little scared of letting anyone come too close, although with you, he fears it’s too late for that.

⤷ asking him to do your makeup

“you serious doll?” he asks you. it’ll take an assload of convincing, but if you bring out the puppy dog eyes, you know he can’t say no. be warned though, the first time, he’ll make you look like an absolute clown. smearing some purple stuff messily on your lips, making your face as pale as a ghost, all while putting fake eyelashes inside your nose. don’t worry, after he’s had his fun, he’ll try his best to make you look good. it might look a bit wonky in some areas, but overall, not bad for someone who’s had no experience with makeup whatsoever. you can tell that he really tried for you.

⤷ late night movie marathons

late night movies with dabi are the best. all snuggled up on a couch, his natural body warmth will make you fall asleep instantly. today, you insist that this time, you won’t doze off, and that you’ll finally finish a whole night’s worth of films. but two movies in, you feel your eyelids droop, and you’re only half conscious. fighting to stay awake, you eventually fail as you somehow have lost the one sided battle. he smirks and takes the popcorn bowl off your lap, throwing the rest of the blanket on you. your mind doesn’t process his words, because it’s something he’d only say to you if he thinks you’re not listening. “fuck, doll, i can’t believe you’re real. you deserve better than me, but i just can’t let you go.”

[trentlvrr]

“Have you ever been in love?” - Jude Bellingham

Infooo: oneshot that might become a series, fluff, angst, cursing and I’m not a writer fr so Ntm 🙁 fem reader or pov man idk

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I was waiting outside the club in a sleek black Mercedes. It belongs to my best friend Jude. Jude and I have been friends since birth and our bond is so strong that nothing can break us apart. I was scrolling through my phone til I hear a knock on the door. My eyes widened and I jumped a little at the sudden noise. I looked out the window and it was Jude with a goofy smile. I laughed and rolled the window down. “Open the door” he yell whispered. “Why are you whispering” I yell whispered back. “Because I can” he yell whispered back to me. I laughed. “You’re such a dumbass” I said as I unlocked the drivers door for him. He walked around the car and hopped in. “Thanks” he exclaimed, getting buckled up and putting the car in drive. “No problem” I replied, slapping my hand on his thigh jokingly. He chuckled at my action.

As we were driving all I could do was look at his face, he was beautiful. I’ve had a crush on Jude since elementary and now we’re in college. It’s crazy to think about really. “You like what you see?” Jude says. Which snaps me out of my thoughts. “Um what do you mean?” I ask trying to be oblivious. “You’re staring mad hard at me yk” he exclaims smirking. I roll my eyes. “It’s just because you have something on your face.” I say with a little pettiness in my tone. He checked himself in the rear view mirror. “No I do not” he says while shoving me playfully. I laugh.

Jude pulls into the drive way of his flat and puts his car in park. “Wait here” he says as he gets out and runs to my side of the car. He opens the door and bows slightly, grabbing my hand and leading me out the car. “You’re welcome m’lady” he says winking. I cringe. “You’re so fucking dumb Bellingham” I say as I laugh and let go of his hands. “Oh come on, I thought you’d like that” he said pouty. “Why would I like that?” I ask. “Because your always watching those princess movies and shit” he responds. “Boy bye” I say giggling and walking to the front door. He opens the door and lets me in first. “Ladies first” he says all smiley. “Shut up” I say as I roll my eyes.

Once I got in, I went straight to his fridge. I grabbed the tub of ice cream and sat on the couch. I was channel surfing til a certain channel caught my eye. Streaming was a love story between a regular boy and a princess. They’ve known eachother since forever and they’re both madly in love with eachother but never find out til one magical day. I was so intrigued that I didn’t notice Jude sitting beside me til he grabbed the tub of ice cream. “Hey!” I cry out. He just laughs as I cross my arms and huff.

After a while of watching the movie, jude and I were now cuddled up. My head resting on Jude’s chest. Hearing his heart beat feels so surreal even though we’ve done this like a million times. It feels great and I feel so secure every time. “Viola, I’ve been extremely in love with you since the day I met you.” The boy on the screen exclaimed. “I’ve been in love with you too Thomas” the princess on the screen replies. “Have you ever been in love Jude?” I blurt out immediately regretting it. He backs up to look at me wide eyed before going back to his neutral expression. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Have you ever been in love?” I ask, now sitting up instead of laying on Jude. Jude sits up too and nervously laughs. “Where did this come from?” He asks. “I just wanna know” I say nervously. He chuckles. “Well you know I have no time for love bc I’m balancing football and college-“ I cut him off. “Jude that’s not what I’m asking” I say looking into his deep brown eyes. He sighs. “I mean I guess, I have been” he says. “Have you?” He asks. “Uhm yea something like that” I say. He hums and pulls me back so we can finish the movie.

‘I wish I could just tell him how I feel’ I think to myself. After a while the movie ends and me and Jude are now sitting at his kitchen island. “So uh y/n, who were you in love with?” Jude asks. The question was so sudden that it had me stunned but I answered. “Just this guy from elementary.” I reply. He hums. “What about you?” I ask. “This girl that I’ve known for a while.” He says, not breaking eye contact with me. I start to get nervous. “Oh what’s she like?” I ask. He doesn’t respond. “Come on Jude, we’ve known each other for years, you can tell me.” I say smiling. “Well” he hesitates. “It’s you.”

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“What the hell” I yell while being woken up by my alarm. “Wait all of that was a dream.” I say to myself. “Fuck!” I yell. I groan as I get out of bed. I start getting ready for the day when I hear a knock at my door. I walk to the door and open it. It’s Jude. “Oh hey Jude” I said nervously. “Hey” he says brightly. “You free today?” He asks nervously while showing me two tickets to a movie I really wanted to go watch. “Yes!” I exclaim as I run back to the bathroom. Jude laughs at my antics.

‘The dream might’ve not been real but this date is’ I think to myself as I’m giggling in the mirror. “Yo hurry up y/n” Jude yells through the door. “I’m hurrying!” I exclaim.

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That’s all guys 🤭

Thanks for reading!!

[submissivekillers]

Norman with an over confident but bad at flirting reader?

(love ur stuff btw)

y/n: has absolutely negative rizz norman: ohhh i can't not fuck them

in all seriousness after considering it.... i kinda feel like this is the ideal pairing for norman?

like, norman is a very pretty man. he probably has been hit on before. but because of The Problems, straightforward flirting - especially if it's sexual in tone - just makes him awkward at best, and completely shut down at worst (until mother bates comes out.) the flirt in turn either ends up unsettled by him or dead (or both)

but when you hit him with the silliest line he's ever heard, the sheer combination of flattery, confusion, and amusement manages to override all of that ingrained fear and shame and he just. laughs?

and MAYBE that be kind of ego crushing, except that he's still pink around the ears and hiding his face in his hands, and even when he sobers up enough to finish checking you in he's got this sweet, almost surprised grin on his face, like he'd forgotten how good laughter felt

so. obviously you're going to have to keep flirting with him, if it means he'll smile at you like that again

crucially, there's never any sense of pressure that accompanies your flirting. in fact, for a long time i think norman would operate under the assumption that you don't mean anything by it - you just seem so pleased whenever you get him giggling and clutching his sides, and you never make a single move to indicate you want anything more, so? clearly you're just a very friendly person who likes making people laugh, and he's nothing special

of course, you are So Very Into Him and screaming internally every time you get tongue-tied and end up spouting out some insane pick-up line instead of just telling him how you feel goddamnit -

but that's also fine, in a way, because from what norman shares with you about his past the last thing you'd ever want to do is make him feel trapped by your affection, and because you still get to see that cute grin. so you learn not to mind

i think norman would really admire your confidence; you seem to move through the world so easily, whereas he has so much weighing him down. he worries sometimes that he's too boring for you, plain and shy and still fighting that voice in his ear that tells him to make you disappear. but when he expresses those thoughts to you - lightly, trying to make a joke but getting a lil too self-deprecating with it - you get so earnest, taking his hands in yours and looking at him with warm, clear eyes

you tell him how happy you are to have met him, how much you admire his dedication to the motel and to becoming a better man, how you love hearing him chatter about his new taxidermy project or the strangers who pass through the hotel, and norman starts to realize that all that terrible flirting did mean something

naturally, the pick-up lines don't stop once the two of you finally make it past the pining stage. if anything, an established relationship just makes you lay it on even thicker - but it also means norman can just kiss you to quiet you down, an arrangement that neither of you have a problem with

MAJOR bonus points if, despite all your bluster, you melt whenever the attention is returned. you catch norman on a good day when he feels bold enough to respond with some teasing of his own, and you respond by turning into a blushing, stuttering mess? oh, he's hooked

local motel owner becomes absolute menace, more news at 6

in conclusion, norman bates will let you hit if you're goofy

[rosellerivers19]

I'm trying to teach here!

Sasuhina; Anbu Captain x Academy teacher au inspired by @hanchu27 's art on twitter

Hinata Hyuga used to be an esteemed heiress but that title was stripped from her when she was young now at the prime age of 22 she was an academy teacher. The Kindest of them all some would say. Though her reputation,pride and family life had struck sore she found many beautiful things later in life one of them was caring for children making them feel happy and needed in a way she had needed when she was younger, in the way her sensei Kurenai and team mates Kiba,Shino and even Akamaru did when she had been at her lowest point.

There was nothing particularly exciting in her life after she became a simple academy teacher sure . . . she still had a teeny crush on a certain blonde from the academy and admired his goofy smile and enthusiastic attitude every now and then when he came to the academy to meet up with Iruka sensei, but even now she could only observe from afar.

"Hyuga sensei!" her class shouted waking Hinata from her thoughts.

"Oh sorry I spaced out again didn't I?" she said smiling apologetically as a few student giggled

"Yeah you did," Mai Taisu, a popular kid in the class snickered. Hinata was aware of Taisu's rude behavior but she made sure that no other students got hurt in any way because of it. Right now the child was just saying empty words so she'd allow the disrespect besides she was an adult that meant she was the responsible one.

"I think it's kinda cute"

The whole class turned around to see a man with a cat mask and black and gray attire. He was a regular visitor yet no one knew his name. Well No one except the teacher herself.

"Neko san!" Many of the students in the class cheered as the man in the Anbu mask walked into the classroom from his spot in the corner.

"Now,now don't let me distract you please, listen to Hyuga-sensei"

Hinata could already imagine the devilish smirk that hid behind his mask

‘The destruction is already done and he has the gall to say pay attention’ she thought irritably before turning back to her class plastering a smile.

"Kids I'm afraid it's recess time so if you can go outside in a single file lin--"

The class erupted with shouting and everyone scrambling to get out in a matter of minutes. It was quite the commotion but also quite common for the academy teachers.

I think they're more excited about recess than becoming shinobi Hinata thought as she collected the papers left on the students' desks

She felt the presence of the Anbu captain beside her seeing him at one of the desks through the corner of her eye.

"Let me help you with that" he collected the papers in lightning fast speed, handing them to her a few seconds after saying the phrase.

His hand was outstretched to return the papers to her yet she was careful not to actually touch his hand.

"Thank you Anbu san." she said quietly walking back to her desk

"You know you can call me Sasuke" he called out from behind her

"You are in uniform, it would be disrespectful to the Anbu if I referred to you so informally" she replied, reaching for a chocolate big she had stashed in her desk so the students wouldn't go rabid.

"Is that chocolates" Sasuke asked peering over her shoulder

"won't you give me a few?" he asked his left hand to directly horizontal to hers on the desk but with enough distance so he wasn't *actually* touching her.

"This... is not for you" she replied, her tone a bit more harsh from the close proximity slightly adjusting herself so they were further apart "And you HATE sweets" she said almost accusingly

"Hmm. Then I suppose that you will show me some love TONIGHT... Right? Hyuuga-sensei?"

"What did you say?"

"I said you'll make me some chocolates later today right? We do live next to each other" he said overwriting his previous words even though she *clearly* heard him.

"I suppose . . ." she said gruffly

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The Anbu captain stuck around hidden in the shadows for the entirety of her lesson which annoyed her but she didn't say anything about it, his presence only conscious in the back of her mind.

"Well that's the end of the lesson if you have any questions--"

"Why don't you ever teach us any fun stuff Hinata Sensei" Taisu asked, her feet on her desk a sign of blatant disrespect but Hinata ignored it.

"yeah . ." a few other kids agreed. Hinata knew the lessons weren't always fun but they were a crucial part of history and to becoming a shinobi

"Well I apologize you feel that way but this information is crucial" Hinata argued

"You just don't know how to teacher correctly" Taisu scoffed "what else can be expected from a--" Taisu stopped mid sentence with Hinata looking at her sternly.

"that is enough Taisu your recess time will be cut in half tomorrow if you can't handle a few boring lessons you will not be able to handle being a shinobi" Hinata spoke sternly

"Class dismissed"

The children said hurried good byes and see you tomorrows to their teacher seemingly scared by her tone of voice

Taisu mumbled under her breath from the punishment but didn't argue as she left

Hinata then turned around

"Stop scaring my students" Hinata scolded the Anbu captain who looked at her innocently taking off his mask.

"What? I'm not even doing anything"

Hinata sighed in frustration "Sasuke san as much as I appreciate you defending me I can fight my own battles especially against my own students" she replied she knew his presence had frightened her students he tended to do that when they showed a disrespectful attitude towards her.

She then walked to the chalkboard briskly to erase the lesson plan

"Where are you going?" He smirks not at all fazed by her scolding from earlier, "I'm not done with you yet...Hyuuga-sensei." he teased walking behind her before she grabbed his hand

"I'll talk to you after class" Hinata responded guiding him to the door forcefully to get him to leave

"what--- no fair," he whined but Hinata had already pushed him out the door, slumping against the door's hard surface.

This Anbu Captain Was A Problem.

The References:

Thank you so much @hanchu27 for the inspiration I'm looking forward to making more chapters with your art.

[insertyourselfhere]

Body Swap Part 5 (Final)

Description: Its been a couple week since Gwen started shacking up in your place and it was becoming increasingly difficult to keep your feelings down and to yourself since she was the first and last thing you saw every time you closed your eyes. You could tell something was on her mind too cause you caught her watching you a couple of times, so you mustered up the courage to tell her and then she got swept away to 1610.

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You were laying on the couch watching one of your infamous action movies, Gwen hugged into your side, your arm wrapped around her. The familiar weekend routine you had adopted at this point. Your aunt got up off the couch saying her goodnights and ran off to bed to leave you 2 alone. You were anxious as hell and Gwen could feel it because she kept looking at you.

“Are you okay Y/N?” She asked looking up at you with those soft eyes of hers. You gulped trying not to look at her but you caved, you paused the movie and turned towards her on the couch.

“Look Gwen I know we’ve been hanging out like this for awhile now, and you know so much about me, more than anyone else ever could. Of course you’ve literally walked more than a couple miles in my shoes, swung in them even…Um look what I am trying to say is when you spend a lot of time with someone that’s on a very deep level its hard not to…develop some feelings over time” Gwen Sat on your couch no blinking but waiting for you to continue. You brushed your hand through your hair your nerves starting to get to you but you were a Spider, you had been in so many death filled situations but nothing made you as scared than you are now.

“I’m not very good with words to be honest, I know what I want to say but I am just too scared to say it” She grabbed your hand showing her support with the softest smile on your face that just melted your heart away.

‘She is literally everything I’ve ever wanted and more’ You thought letting it slip out and you knew she heard it because her face got redder by the second. You swallowed your pride and took her hand in yours.

“I like you, like more than like you lets be honest but I want to go slow and see if you feel the same but also see where this goes if you do feel the same” Your mouth was getting dry, she cracked the biggest smile and jumped into your arms giving you the biggest hug she could muster slowly cracking a couple of your bones with that spidey powers of hers.

“I like you too you dork, like more then like you” She said repeating what you said, your face instantly lit up at her words and before you could think you pulled her closer towards you and leaned into her face giving the softest, but gentlest kiss you could, pouring your heart and soul into it. She kissed you back adding a bit more fire than you were anticipating but you loved every second of it.

You broke apart and you couldn’t stop smiling, you grabbed her cheek and got her to look at you. “I didn’t think you felt the same” you said looking at her again, she smiled and grabbed your hand “How could I not” She said looking you in the eye and you got butterflies in your stomach. Before you could continue on with your small kissing and cuddling like you wanted Gwen’s watch went off.

“Am I interrupting something?” Jessica said from Gwen’s watch. “Yes you are” You said promptly hanging up on her and going back to kissing Gwen, she giggled but Jessica called back straight away. “Look I wouldn’t want to interrupt whatever this is if it wasn’t important” You stopped your advances and moved yourself to the other end of the couch so you wouldn’t be tempted.

“Alright what’s up?”

“I need you to go to 1610 and take care of this villain for me” Jessica pulled up the Spot, your eyes were drawn to the villain who looked so goofy, watching back though you watched him fight the Spidey in that universe and Gwen’s eyes grew large.

“1610, is that Miles’ universe” She said absolutely jumping with joy, you smiled remembering the story she told you about the boy.

“Yes it is but you are not allowed to engage him at all, your job is to get in, get the spot and get out” You chuckled knowing for a fact that she was not going to do that in the slightest, she jumped off the couch and got her suit ready to go and see Miles. Before she jumped she stopped in all her excitement and turn to look back at you which you had the smallest smile on your face at how happy she seemed to be. “Go see him, just don’t get caught cause you know what’ll happen!” Before she jumped in the portal she ran back over to you and gave you one long kiss, you grabbed her wasit deepening that kiss quietly asking her not to go but you knew how important this was for her.

“See you when I get back” She said with a small wave. “We’re not done yet Stacy” You said and she chuckled walking into the portal. As soon as she left your Aunt walked out.

“About time” She said and she walked back into her room closing the door leaving you there in the lounge room.

You were reeling at the feelings going absolutely crazy inside you, you were so excited to see gwen again you tested something out.

‘Have you gotten into trouble yet’ You thought waiting for a response.

‘Not yet, but I am with Miles at the moment’ You smiled again.

‘Have fun, I’ll talk to you when you get back’ It went quiet for a bit but then you heard a response.

‘I miss you’

‘I miss you too now go have fun’ And you didn’t hear anything back from her again. You decided it was late enough for you to crawl into bed so you went to sleep rather quickly.

A few hours later you woke up to your watch going off. “Y/N we need you in to go help Gwen out, Hobie is currently on his way there too”

“What happened?” You asked afraid of the answer, putting on your suit quickly you grabbed your watch and entered 1610.

“You’re not going to Miles’ world, head to 50101 The spot made the jump there you should be able to stop him from getting into the collider and becoming stronger” You nodded and jumped into the portal, as soon as you entered you watched Hobie break through the barrier. No one noticed you were here so you snuck around the back into the collider room and hid underneath the room that was suspended in the air waiting for a moment. When you could hear them all quietly bickering and fighting you made your way around the back of spot and snuck in a window. Hobie and Gwen noticed you immediately but said nothing, you webbed up the spot and punched him in the back of his head knocking him out.

“Geez that was close, that could have been catastrophic causing the whole universe to collapse on itself and creating the worse villain that has ever existed.” You said looking at everyone. Gwen ran over to you and gave you a big hug.

“Thank you” She muttered you gave her a tiny salute, you walked up to Pavitr already knowing him from a few of your travels and gave him a high five, you walked up to miles and offered out your fist.

“You must be Miles! I’ve heard so much about you” He fist bumped you. “You too Y/N is it?” He asked and you grabbed a hold of him wrapping your arm around him. “Alright team lets get this one back to Spidey Society and we can be done with it” You said heading into the portal you opened for yourself and the Spot, Miles followed behind you and so did Gwen. Once you all got there you all took off your masks, Jessica was there waiting to take the spot from you. You were about to head home when Miguel called you all in for a debrief including Miles. You gave him a day pass and walked over to Miguel’s lair.

“I missed you” Gwen said catching up to walk next to you, you were trying to hide your smile but couldn’t looking back at her. “I missed you, I’m still mad that Jessica had to take you away but I am glad you got to see Miles again. You looked back and you could see him moving around a lot trying to see what was happening, meeting all the other Peters.

“I really want us to continue where we left off” You said with a smirk, she pushed your face away and you gave her a little hip bump. As soon as you reached Miguel’s lair you all stood there waiting for his platform to lower itself down.

‘Why is he like this?’ Gwen asked in your head, you looked at her and shrugged.

‘It gives me villain vibes’ she let out a chuckle outloud and then coughed blushing that she got caught, you sent a smile her way.

“Even though we got the bad guy you managed to bring a straggler home, and not just any you bought Miles here” My brow furrowed, what were they talking about.

“Look Miguel I can explain, he came over because he deserves to be apart of this just as the rest of us do, it doesn’t matter where he came from” You nodded folding your arms looking at Miguel, more like glaring.

“He isn’t supposed to be here, you know that” Miguel said looking at Gwen, she stepped back a hint of fear in her eye. You went to stand between them but she stood up for yourself.

“I don’t believe in all that canon nonsense you’re going on about, Miles has Spider powers, he IS Spider-Man so accept him, it doesn’t matter what was supposed to be its not his fault” Both you and Miles were genuinely confused at the situation.

‘What is going on’ You thought to Gwen and she shook her head as if to say not now.

Miguel let out a huge huff and you were ready to fight if anything was going to happen. “Bringing him here, before his canon event will ruin his universe did you ever think about that” He said yelling again at Gwen, you started talking this time dragging the attention away from Gwen.

“Canon this, Canon that, who cares Miguel” He turned to face you, venom spitting from his mouth “If the events get interrupted you know what happens” You stood taller looking directly at him “Yes but we’re not all you, I haven’t seen any evidence of this world’s events being disrupted, you claim that Mile’s isn’t supposed to be here yet his world hasn’t ended in disaster, did you ever think about that Miguel” Miguel stopped and looked at you, his face softening.

“Miles’ wasn’t supposed to be Spider-Man but he got his powers, his world didn’t get destroyed, his canon events might be different” You let Miguel go and walked over to Gwen who had a thankful look in her eye, Miles on the other hand looked confused but also hurt, you pushed Gwen to explain the situation to him while you focused back on Miguel.

“Miles 1610 was not supposed to be Spider-Man but the prowler, instead he swapped with 42 Miles who is now the prowler but was supposed to be Spider-Man however their worlds didn’t implode on itself” Miguel started going on a tangent thinking out loud, you let out a huff. Miguel was distracted but LYLA came over to you and produced you another watch. You smiled and ran towards Miles and Gwen who you could tell was in a heated discussion.

“Is this why you didn’t come see me sooner?” Miles said to Gwen, she nodded her head ashamed and you looked between the 2 of them.

‘Ill leave you 2 alone but Miguel gave Miles a watch’ You thought to Gwen, you put it in her hand and walked away towards your favourite tower. You jumped up sitting at the edge waiting for Gwen to make an appearance after her conversation with Miles.

“Hello” You heard behind you, her soft voice filled your ears and she sat down next to you. “Hey Strange” You said as she sat down.

“How did it go with Miles?” You asked, she curled up back into her ball her chin resting on her knees. “He’s upset which is valid but he’s allowed to join our fight, now that the spot has been captured we can focus on fixing up the anomalies. And we can see each other whenever we can” She said a small smile on her face, she was looking out to Nueva York.

“So what do we do now then” You said looking at Gwen, she shrugged her shoulders but leant against you. “Whatever we want I guess” She said, she closed her eyes enjoying the wind blowing through her hair and you couldn’t help but smile at that view.

“Do you want to get out of here?” You asked and she nodded already having the portal open. She hopped up holding her hand out to you and she picked you up, you grabbed her hand intertwining it with yours and you both walked into the portal back to your safe haven, in your dimension back to your house.

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

I want a disgustingly cute JonDami fic but their both still like 8-9 yrs old and Damien is still a grumpy demon child that threatens people with a katana but put him in a social situation where there is NO fighting involved he just becomes a shy, awkward child that constantly clings to Bruce/Batman, occasionally peeking out from behind his father's cape/pants leg and glaring at people. Then he meets Jon who is a goofy, excitable puppy Boi (much like his father) and who's sweet yet sassy nature charms every one around him. And there first meeting is basically like that scene from Bambi where he meets Feline for the first time.

Jon: 🤭He's kind of bashful isn't he dad?

Clark: Well maybe he wouldn't be if you'd say hello

Jon: Hello, Damien 😊

Damien: 😠*retreating further behind his father's cape*😠

Jon: l said hello 🥺🥺🥺

Bruce: Well aren't you going to answer him?

Damien: 😤😤😤😤 *huffs and looks the other way*

Bruce: 😏 You're not afraid, are you?

Damien: 😳*aggressively shakes head*😡😡😡

Bruce: Well then, go ahead *gently pushes Damien forward*

Damien: 😡...😶...😳

Bruce: Go on, say hello

Damien: 😳

Jon: 😊

Damien: .................................👉👈😖Hello

Jon: 🤩💖💞*vibrates in excitement*💝💕🥰

So then like Jon has this little kid crush on Damien and is always teasing him cuz Damien always gets super flustered when ever someone who is NOT his immediate family is even remotely nice to him. And our poor boy Damien has no idea how to handle it, he tried putting up a front with his usually snarky and rude persona but that apparently did nothing to dissuade the youngest superboy. In fact it probably just encouraged Jon to be even more sweet and affectionate.

Jon, every time he sees Damien: *giggling as he gives a tiny wave* Hiii Dami~ 🥰🥰🥰

Damien, without fail: *furiously blushing as he hides behind his father or whichever older sibling is nearby* 😡😡😡

Everyone thinks it's super cute; the batkids tease Damien about it relentlessly, though not too much, as they don't want to dissuade their little brother from making friends. The superkids tease Jon as well but it's a lot less successful since Jon isn't as embarrassed by it. Clark at first had been weary of Damien's abrasive nature clashing with his son's more gentle demeanor but he soon realized that their whole relationship was just him and Bruce in their early days, with a lot more blushing and heart eyes involved. Bruce was just happy that Damien was making friends and despite his son's outward annoyance he was actually enjoying the attention.

Jon: We make a great team, right Dami? 😊

Damien: -tt- You're a distraction at best 😤

Jon: So are you but I still manage to get the job done 😋💕

Damien: S-shut it Kent! 😡

It's like witnessing a grumpy kitten interacting with a happy puppy and trying so hard to pretend that it doesn't enjoy the puppy's company. Like it's just the cutest thing to witness the wholesome relationship growth between the children, weather platonic or romantic, and such a refreshing thing to see in-between the everyday hero grind.

Damien, getting ready to leave on an important mission with Bruce: 🤔*intense focus*💭

Jon, giggling through the coms: Oh Dami~💕

Damien: 😳What do want Kent?😤

Jon, even more giggling: Good luck 🥰🤗😚

Damien, immediately flustered: 😳😵‍💫😖 S-stupid farm boy! Stop playing around when there's still work to be done! 😡😡😡

Like they'll be sitting in at a meeting along side their dads and Jon will (not so) sneakily pass little notes or pieces of candy to Damien across the table. Sometimes Damien is too short to reach so Bruce, without even looking or pausing what he's saying, will carefully slide the offering a little closer so Damien can reach without fussing about how: he didn't need any help. Eventually Damien gets a little braver and meets with Jon under the table, still passing notes so as not to disrupt the meeting and doodling little stories together in Jon's notebook.

They eventually start interacting more outside of hero work especially when it is discovered they go to the same school. (Shut up it's my AU and cannon means nothing to me 😤) Damien takes more advanced courses so they don't have any classes together but they do have the same lunch/recess period. So they sit together during lunch and hang out a recess with Damien always making a big show of being super annoyed about it. It's hard to take him seriously with his face always turning red anytime Jon smiles his way. After school they either go to the park or the corner store to buy snacks while they wait to get picked up, Jon holding Damien's hand as he leads them around cuz:

🥺🥺What if we lose each other in the big crowd, Dami?🥺🥺And we have to be sure to stay safe while crossing the street!🥺🥺It's super dangerous and scary being alone in the city!🥺🥺

Damien, who has seen this boy take on an entire alien army by himself: 😳You're probably right. We are much safer staying together. 👀👉👈

Like I need this okay!!!😤😤😤 I need this to be so fluffy and sweet that my teeth rot out of my mouth 😭❤😭❤️ Idk if I'll write it one day since I'm busy with work but if anybody has any fanfic recommendations like this please comment and tag me 🙏🙏🙏

[mazeinthemiroh]

ahhhhh could i perhaps request a little skz reaction? where their crush is a hot gym rat too and they see them at the gym at the same time frequently? i love my strong boys ;-;

stray kids reactions to their crush going to their gym

genre: general, slight crack?

warnings: none

pls like and reblog if you enjoy! feel free to request anything <3

bangchan

channie loves the gym, and regularly makes friends there. i mean, he's a social butterfly anyway, so he makes friends everywhere, no matter where he is! falling for someone in the gym doesn't come as a surprise to me. he's such a dork when he talks to you honestly, just smiling and giggling like an idiot he's so cute. he gets so excited going to the gym now, just so he can chat with you. idk he's smitten.

lee know

minho gets so irritated because when he's in the gym and working out, he's in the zone. nothing can stop him. he's doing his sit-ups, press ups, kick-boxing... suddenly you show up and he's distracted. he doesn't know why he has a massive, phat crush on you but he does and it gets on his nerves. every time he goes to the gym all he wants to do is just have any sort of interaction with you, which defeats the point. bless him, he doesn't know what to do.

changbin

i mean this guy LIVES at the gym so you're going to spend a lot of time with him whether you like it or not. bro he's so smooth with you. i mean the gym is his element. his territory. this is practically his house. so of course he's gonna have all the confidence in the world, and finds it extremely easy starting conversations with you, working out with you and, in time, getting to know you an awful lot more.

hyunjin

hyunjin does not go to the gym often. in fact, he actively avoids it. working out has never appealed to him, and the only reason why he stepped into a gym was because changbin dragged him along. and that's where he met you. now? he's trying to go to the gym as much as he can even though he hates it, just to catch mere glimpses of you and barely start a conversation with you.

han

hannie is fairly confident with regard to going to the gym, and he likes the idea of having a new gym partner. but falling for his gym partner wasn't part of his plan. long story short, he tries to impress you, and ends up over doing it. many muscles have been pulled out of place 🙏 rip. but he only went to the hospital once, so that's positive! since then, you gather that he likes you maybe too much lmao.

felix

literally thirsts over you. we all know how felix is when it comes to changbin and his muscles. it just makes sense for felix to pine after someone who likes working on their body. he admires it and he's just 😍 he's so giggly and goofy around you but also lowkey intimidated when you make conversation with him. he doesn't know how to react or respond to even casual conversation with you. i think this might be because he works out wayyy less than you do.

seungmin

like hyunjin, seungmin isn't too fond of the gym. still, he likes to work out here and there. and now, having a crush on you, he has much more of a motive to come. he doesn't really have any reason to be there so he's always making the same excuses. 'i'm just accompanying the others' he'll say before sitting on the rowing machine, not doing anything but rack his brains on ways to talk to you. bro drives himself crazy in that gym, i tell you.

jeongin

jeongin is surprisingly not as shy as one may have thought. he's just doing arm workouts, minding his own business, and suddenly he makes a friend. you. the conversation is quite minimal but it becomes a routine for you to see each other at the gym. it's the same time each day, in the same area of the gym. now suddenly jeongin has a gym partner... or a... gym crush? the feelings develop so quickly that he gets super confused about the whole thing.

[gridgirldrabbles]

Mick Schumacher Alphabet

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Mick would be an absolute angel and I won’t let anyone tell me otherwise. He would make sure you were okay, getting you any snacks or water that you wanted. He would definitely run you a super romantic bath afterwards with candles where he would sit behind you and cuddle you until the water started getting cold.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

His own: He likes his thighs. He works out in the gym a lot so he knows that he has a body most people would be proud of, but he works particularly hard on his legs. Mick has seen how you look at them and has made you ride them multiple times before fucking you senseless.

On you: He adores your eyes. When you look up at him through your lashes, eyes watering as you mouth is full of his cock? He could swear right there that he’d died and gone to heaven. Even in a non-sexual way he adores your eyes because they portray your emotions so well.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Mick would love cumming on your face. He doesn’t do it very often because it can get quite messy and when it gets in your hair it can take a while to get out, but when he does he’s hard again almost instantly. Just seeing you covered in him, swiping it into your mouth with your fingers makes him insane.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Seb has walked in on the two of you having sex in Mick’s drivers room before. He was looking for him so they could talk about getting a flight home together, the two of you obviously didn’t hear him knocking so he walked straight in to find you riding your boyfriend on the couch in the corner of the room. All three of you let out screams as Seb slammed the door, slightly traumatised by what he’d just seen as you and Mick cowered in embarrassment. You both apologised to him for what he saw, he apologised for just walking straight in and you all swore never to talk about it again (and to lock the door when you were getting up to those kinds of activities).

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He’s not the most experienced guy ever, but he still knows what he’s doing. Whether it’s with his tongue, his fingers or his cock he can make you cum without fail every time you have sex. Would spend hours getting to know your body and what you like so he can make it mind blowing every single time.

F= Favorite position

Doggy in front of a mirror. He loves to see your face screwed up in pleasure as he thrusts into you from behind, as well as watching your tits bounce. When he looks down he can see his ass sliding into you as your ass jiggles, and when he looks up he gets to see an equally great view, so he sees it as a win win.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Sex with Mick would be so much fun. You would both laugh a lot at the beginning, giggling as you got undressed and one of you got stuck inside your shirt, but you could also be serious when it got down to it.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Very neat, can’t imagine that he would shave so there was nothing there but definitely well-groomed and tidy.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

A very good mixture of both, and it depends on what mood the both of you are in. He’s the absolute best at sensual touches and sweet kisses, but he can tell when you wanted to be fucked like a slut and he’s absolutely happy to oblige.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Doesn’t get himself off that much because it just doesn’t feel as good as when he’s with you. Of course he does occasionally because he’s away from home so much, but the thought of how good it’ll feel when he gets home to you usually means he keeps his hands away from that area.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

This will probably feel like it’s coming out of nowhere BUT, spit. Let me explain. Would love to spit in your mouth as an act of dominance during one of your rougher sessions, and it would make you clench so hard around him that it would become a sort of regular thing. He would also love when you used your spit as lube when you jerked him off before taking him into your mouth.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Most of the time in your home, it doesn’t necessarily have to be the bedroom but the safety of being at home means you guys don’t have to worry about being interrupted like you sometimes are when you go to visit him on race weekends (thanks seb).

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

When he sees you driving his car. He doesn’t know why but it makes him hard almost immediately. You just look so sexy to him with your hand wrapped around the gear stick, eyes so focused on the road ahead of you. This means that he often ends up driving because he begs you to pull over somewhere so he can fuck you in the back seat when you’re driving.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Wouldn’t call you anything too degrading or be mean to you. He might call you a slut every now and again but that’s as far as it goes. While he can be rough with you he prefers to tell you how well you’re doing or how good you’re being for him rather than saying something he doesn’t mean.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

HE’S A GIVER. Would spend hours going down on you if he could, which sometimes he does. Mick knows his tongue drives you crazy which is why he wants your thighs clenched around his head at every given opportunity.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Depends on the mood, but he can last for a while. He doesn’t do all that training just to cum in four minutes. Would always make sure you were comfortable with the pace as well because your pleasure comes first in his eyes.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

He would prefer to take his time with you, spending as much time as he needs undressing you and worshipping every inch of your body. Of course this doesn’t mean quickies don’t happen, you’re both young and you both have needs.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Mick would probably be hesitant to try some things depending on how intense they are, but new positions and stuff like that he would always be down to try.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

He can go for a few rounds most of the time, but he knows that your body can’t last as well as his can so you rarely see him at his full limit.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

I think he would be down to use stuff like handcuffs and blindfolds, maybe a vibrator to use on you but I think that would be as far as he would be willing to go.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

Mick adores being teased, but he would never ever tell you that. When you’re sucking him off and you feel he’s about to cum, sometimes you’ll pull yourself off his cock just to prolong the pleasure and make his orgasm even stronger. Seeing you in control really drives him wild and he loves it.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Relatively quiet but would be whispering constant praise into your ear. He wouldn’t do dirty talk so to say, but he would make sure you knew how well you were doing. He would groan into your ear but probably wouldn’t be that loud when he was doing that either.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

You almost got caught having sex on the balcony of your hotel room one morning by the cleaners. You forgot to hang the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door handle, so when the door started to open while Mick was balls deep inside you, you both yelled out that you were still there and they apologised before leaving you two laughing at the situation.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

He is packing heat and he knows it. We’ve all seen him readjusting himself as he gets into the race car, we all know that he’s big. Definitely long with slightly above average girth.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

The pair of you have sex a healthy amount. A very healthy amount. When you’ve not seen each other for a while it feels like you have sex non-stop for about three days, but you calm down when you slip back into your routine and have sex at least four times a week depending on how busy you both are.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He would be so sleepy after, not because he was tired so to speak, but because he felt so happy and relaxed being in your presence, surrounded by the warmth you were radiating. Once he’d gotten you everything you wanted and made sure you were okay he would spoon you and fall asleep nuzzled against your back.

[noaltbruh]

hi you should totally do what its like do what its like to live with the bucci gang in a house all together thxx

*Kicks the air, giggles, screams into a pillow, throws up, dies and comes back to life just to write this post*

No bro I don't think you understand, you've just awoken my most unhinged side ever, literally I think about what it would be like to live with this wonderful family 24/h. There is nothing else in my brain, just them doing shit.

So yeah! I hope you enjoy ^^"

Life with the Bucci gang! 🐞🤐🔫🍊🍓⏪🎙 (or rather, a survival guide about living with them)

Alright, the main rule in this house is: "Don't kill each other. If you absolutely need to, at least hide the body well before it starts smelling like Mista"

Any other rule is either ignored, purposely broken, straight up not acknowledged, or only followed because Bruno said so and you don't disobey him.

Congratulations, you just got yourself free entertainment for the rest of your life and at any time of the day. Who needs Tv when you can just watch these guys do literally anything?

What are you in the mood for today? Trish kicking Mista with a shoe because he accidentally ruined her dress? Narancia blowing up with Aerosmith that one spider Fugo is afraid to squash? Giorno turning everything he sees into frogs? Abbacchio trying not to look like a total simp every time Bruno breathes?

With that being said, I hope you're not an introvert, my friend. There's no freaking way in hell they aren't going to drag you on their shenanigans. No, you can't choose, you will take part in whatever the heck they're doing, they're forcefully gonna make you tag along if you were to ooppose.

Buddy say goodbye to your privacy, that stopped existing as soon as you walked through the front door. 99% of the times there will ALWAYS be someone with you. Whether they're actually talking to you or are just in the same room as you doesn't matter. Rest assured that being alone will become a rare occurrence, no matter how antisocial you may be.

Don't try to lock the door of your room, they'll gladly destroy it and then ask Bruno to replace it with a zipper. Alternatively, some of them might even climb up from a window if they're feeling goofy that day.

I advice locking any snacks you may want to keep to yourself in a drawer or another place you know of. If you don't, there's a very high chance that whatever you were trying to keep to yourself will get stolen by the pistols sooner or later.

Another advice I can give you is to write down all important dates related to them, or little things you know they like. It must not be easy to remember those sorts of things when you live with so many people.

Most days you're gonna find Trish practising her singing in either the music room (yes they have a music room) or her own. Don't be shy and ask her if you can listen to her, she'll always reply with a yes :)

They have a very big and well taken care of garden. If you feel like spending some time with Giorno, helping him water the plants is a great idea! Prepare for lots of fun facts about gardening, while you're at it.

I suggest laying there particularly during summer nights. There's always a nice breeze to send the excessive heat away, and the stars look very nice from there. Someone else will most likely join you as well, you can stargaze together!

If you feel like having a conversation that requires more than two brain cells, Fugo's always there for you. He's used to some of the others calling him boring and such, but a nice chat about Latin, Politics, Philosophy or anything alongside those lines is always welcomed. Even if you don't know anything about those subjects but are willing to listen, he'll be happy.

Prepare for Narancia bursting in your room with a new dance, a song to listen to, or cool trick he's come up using Aerosmith, and way too much excitement. The latter one is only allowed if you're in the garden, but try to stop him from shooting any plants while you're there.

Drunk conversations with Abbacchio at 3 am. are a MUST. He'll only ever share his alcohol if he's feeling dizzy already, so wait until he starts getting a bit off and you're good to go. Do you remember anything you talked about after that night? Nope. Maybe you discussed the meaning of life, maybe you just yelled at the Tv watching old races of formula one, or maybe you've found the cure for cancer...But you'll never know.

Bruno is a safe space in the house. If you want to catch a break and take it easy from the others' chaos, he's the most reliable one. You don't have to necessarily do anything together if you don't want to, but his presence alone guaranteed to make you relax.

Don't go into the basement, please. It used to be a nice and tidy place where Bruno kept old stuff he didn't need anymore, but it progressively became more and more messy once the gang came along. Now legends say that old artifacts and mystical objects, such as Mista's hair, ended up there and were never found again.

The house has a lot of very pretty balconies with a wonderful view of the city. A couple of times a day you should go out and take some fresh air admiring Napoli, it's very soothing.

The roof is also a perfect place to if you look for a great sight of the town. If you're brave enough, you can climb up from one of the balconies. If you're not, that's fine: there's a safer ladder that will bring you there in the backyard, and you always have the support of the others if you felt scared anyway :)

Speaking of which...Yes, they may come off as extremely annoying and overbearing sometimes, but remember that once you settled in, you're family to them and there's no changing that.

They will ALWAYS be there for you, no matter what the problem or your reaction to it might be. Rest assured that you won't have to face it nor suffer alone, they'll all there to lend a hand for you and help you through it. Even if you're just feeling sad for no reason, someone will undoubtedly try to cheer you up, and succeed in doing so.

Sure, maybe some of them are not the best at expressing that they care, but they truly do and will show it to you in one way or another, whether it's direct or subtle, they will let you know you can count on them.

Movie and game nights are...Something else for sure! Every time one or two people get to pick what you're gonna play or watch, and since they have very different tastes, you can be sure as you can be that you'll enjoy yourself and have fun.

For example, one week you're watching the most gut-wrenching disturbing, complex and traumatizing movie of all time, picked by Abbacchio just to scare you all for his own amusement. Narancia will be screaming, Trish is acting like she's fine but is actually holding on to someone, Giorno is getting shushed by everyone because he's got a third eye and is somehow predicting the whole plot. A loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIORNO!" from our goth man is gonna be obligatory.

The other week, instead, Mista and Narancia decided you were going to play Smash, and you WILL be playing Smash. Poor Bruno is trying to find the pattern to the attacks and fails to realize that those two dorks just spam random buttons hoping to win. Needless to say, they end up losing anyway. Also, Fugo almost threw the controller and broke the Tv a couple of times, but shhh it's okay they're rich, they can buy a new one.

The sweetest part about these "events", however, is that at the end of the night, you're all super tired. You'll just end up falling asleep all together in the salon, cuddling up against each other to feel warm, without even realizing it. The Morning after, whoever wakes up first usually makes breakfast for the rest, so you all also eat together before actually starting your day ^^

Get this through your system: no matter the time of the day, someone will be up. There isn't a single moment during those 24 hours in which they are all asleep. You'll find Mista sleeping at 3 pm on the living room couch, just to see him stealing salami from the fridge at 2 am while you were just trying to get a glass of water. He won't even let you leave and just ramble about his latest theory about salami.

Yes, your sleep routine is gonna get fucked up too, cope. Also, very often you'll hear noises coming from other rooms, although it's probably just Bruno and Abbacchio banging like there's no tomorrow . When that happens, spend time with someone until you both fall asleep, or get yourself something to block out the noise. (I'd choose the first option, but you do you).

The house has a sort of balcony that acts as an entrance to the garden. On some nights, you may find someone (usually the quietest members) hanging around there. Stop to talk to them for a while, they're weirdly more open about their feelings at that time of the day.

Mista, Narancia and Trish are going to CONSTANTLY ask you to hang out, these guys enjoy the outdoors way too much. Before you know it, you're dressed up to go party in the hugest, loudest, most crowded disco you're ever seen.

Or maybe they're dragging you to a bar and gossip about people all night, OR they're planning to infiltrate in some rich guy's party they only found out about because Trish is famous and knows way too many people.

Don't worry if you get nervous though, they'll stick around by your side to make sure you feel comfortable, and they'll leave if they see you starting get overwhelmed. All of you need to have a good time or it's no fun.

Group reading with Fugo and Giorno. I repeat: group reading with Fugo and Giorno.

Okay, the stuff they recommend might not be the most exciting, but I can guarantee you that if you manage to actually read it, the discussions and conversations you're going to have about it will make up for it. You can basically see their eyes light up and soon as you begin talking and discussing its themes, you'll find yourself carried about by their excitement without even realizing it.

While it's something they usually do alone, sometimes Bruno and Abbacchio will take you fishing with them. It's a complete moment of chill away from the excitement of your everyday life, not to mention that Bucciarati is a great fisherman and dinner that night will be delicious.

If you think these guys are enough chaotic as they are, brace yourself for Holidays time.

Get ready to help decorate the whole house, which, considering its dimensions, is no easy job. The best thing you can do in this case is go with the flow and, most of all, follow Narancia's lead: the two of you will be setting up everything for even DAYS, if it's necessary.

Prepare for constant snowball fights, dudes blasting Christmas music ridiculously loud, alcohol disappearing at an even faster rate than usual, presents flying all over the salon aand lastly...An actual quiet Christmas night where you'll simply be watching a movie together and drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace.

Don't be tricked, the next day the extroverted trio is already asking you to go with on them on a Christmas themed party. Good luck.

You guys fight over the best spot under the air conditioner during Summer time, and the winner always turns out to be Trish. Alternately, if someone's able to compromise enough, you'll go get something fresh to change the mood a bit.

One last thing I'd like to mention is that, in the middle of the living room, there is a big frame with all eight of you smiling together. If things ever get rough, look up and remember that your family is always there for you :)

[dailydragon08]

HEYOOOOOOO

what sort of little intimate domestic things do you think Luke would enjoy doing with you the most?

HEYOOOOOOOO

Thank you for the ask! 💕

He’d definitely like cooking together. Even if one or both you aren’t the best at it, he loves figuring it out with you and there are lots of giggles when you make a mess (him with flour all over him would be so cute) or when you get something wrong. Can totally see a “accidentally catch the kitchen on fire” situation ending in you both looking at each other like 😳 before busting out laughing.

Definitely a big fan of showering together. Sharing a bathroom seems really mundane and sometimes not that glamorous, but it’s actually kind of an intimate, vulnerable thing, and I think he’d love getting ready for the day or to go to bed with you next to him like that. Like just brushing your teeth at the same time, helping him shave or him shaving while you do your hair routine, and he feels soooo privileged to know he’s the only once who gets to see you right as you get out of the shower and vice versa.

I think he’d like doing chores with you too. Or anything where you’re in the same space and just enjoying each others presence while doing different things. Like sitting leaning against him working off your datapad while he’s meditating, or him laying his head in your lap while you both read your books, or doing laundry that turns into him doing goofy stuff to make each other laugh — splashing each other if you’re doing laundry with a full bucket the old fashioned way, making a little soap sculpture on his head, him wearing your bra like a hat while he does the rest of the laundry like nothing is amiss, etc.

I think he’d just live for the little moments and every super mundane thing becomes a situation where he’s just so grateful cuz, like I’ve said before, I hardcore believe with all the bullying, loneliness, identity crises, and near-death experiences he’s had, he never thought he’d get to have peaceful domestic moments in life, so it’s something he really cherishes.

[lollytea]

so in love with Willow taking up photography as a hobby. like of course she would. of course she'd be the type to want physical snapshot reminders of memories she treasures, people she loves, things she finds beautiful. she takes a picture of Luz giving Amity a big kiss on the cheek and gifts it to them, she takes a picture of Gus doing his best attempt at a handstand, she takes a picture of Hunter grinning, all earnest and goofy. it makes so much sense and i love her SO dearly

It makes me SO happy to think about Willow's new photography hobby. It's just so so sweet. It's a way for her to express herself!! A way to better understand this strange and beautiful new world!!! She's collecting memories in the form of photos to remind herself that no matter how bleak things seem sometimes and how much she misses home, there's so much love and laughter here. It's not all bad, it really isn't.

Willow getting excited about telling her Dads all about her adventure in the Human Realm and all the fun she had with her friends. She can't WAIT to show them her pictures. She feels like she's gotten really good at photography lately. Her friends are constantly telling her how beautiful her pics are. And though she's feeling pretty confident in her skills, she still feels like her pics are only beautiful because she chooses to focus on beautiful things. But she certainly can't tell Hunter that's why pictures of him turned out so nice.

Willow swells with pride when she gifts Luz and Amity a photo of them dancing in the rain and they bundle her into a tight hug. It's now framed on Luz's desk and Willow feels warm every time she looks at it.

She managed to snap a whole series of Gus on his brand new skateboard. There's this one pic right before he takes a tumble where he's making the absolute goofiest expression imaginable. That photo has become immortalized as the house's biggest meme. It makes everyone howl with laughter everytime they look at it. Even Camila. It's on the fridge. Gus considers it his finest moment. Willow is eternally delighted that she was responsible for capturing the exact moment that renders everyone helpless with giggles.

And Hunter....she's got so many pics of Hunter. She's kinda embarrassed to tell him just how much she as. That would be weird right?

It's after the grimwalker reveal when they finally come in handy. Late one night when they're talking of everything and nothing. It's an adjustment period. Hunter knows she doesn't hate him. But he admits that he's still having a hard time being comfortable with himself. Being a clone is confusing, as it leaves you uncertain of who you really are.

Willow is silent for a moment before standing up with a purpose. Hunter is almost startled at the abruptness. Willow marches out of the room and is gone for a few moments before she returns, armed with a shoebox full of photos. She spills them out in front of a stunned Hunter.

So many wide gap-toothed grins. Him standing by Gus with his hands hovering nervously as the latter attempts to become the next Tony Hawke. Hunter posing dramatically in his handmade Halloween costume that he was so proud of. Hunter and Luz curled up together in a tangle on the couch, fast asleep. Hunter cheering as he proudly carries Amity in a piggy back after she bet him five bucks that he couldn't. Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter and more Hunter.

All snapped by Willow with so much love you could almost drown in it.

"Maybe it would help..." She says softly. "If you could see who you are with your own eyes. Because I'm seeing. I'm seeing all the time. And I try to get every moment of it because I really like seeing..."

[fuckedurbias]

A-z Yugyeom (GOT7) analysis, please? 💕

a - aftercare

a baby, he would be so affectionate & loving afterwards. snuggling and giving soft kisses, whispering sweet nothings.

b - body part

on himself, he loves his hands & his hips - both for how defined and pretty they are; and how well he uses them. on his partner he would also adore their hands & hips, holding them and kissing them, whenever and wherever possible.

c - cum

oh boy oh gosh he loves lapping up his partner’s cum especially if it’s mixed with his own. he would love his partner doing the same, it would drive him crazy in the best way.

d - dirty secret

speaking of cum, he would get so dizzy with arousal at even just the thought of his partner swallowing his seed. it could make him cum again immediately after the first time, thinking of his partner’s stomach getting filled up with his cum.

e - experience

this boy’s experienced, that’s for sure. he wouldn’t judge a less experienced partner, in fact he’d get joy from helping them figure out what they like and showing them what he likes too.

f - favourite position

he’d love his partner being on top; cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sixty-nine and face sitting especially. he just loves holding his partner down by their hips as he (or they) go to town.

g - goofy

he would love to have fun with it and make his partner giggle ;-; he’s so sweet.

h - hair

i honestly think he’d dye his pubes to match his hair, it started off as a joke but now he finds it genuinely fun.

i - intimacy

once he finds someone he really likes and commits too, he would be so sweet and caring. it would become an act of love along with the pleasure, making sure they know he loves them during and especially after ;-;

j - jack off

if he’s not seeing anyone he would jack off heaps, every night if possible. i also 100% believe he would have a fleshlight.

k - kink

oh gosh, not a kink but he would be so crazy for the vocal aspect of sex. hearing his partner make noise, no matter how small or quiet it would make him feral. also a little cumplay as stated before teehee.

l - location

i had this dream abt car sex with him once, it has not left my mind since and i imagine he would be a big fan of that. like him putting the seat back as his partner bounces on his cock, or taking it to the back seat,,, also practice room sex, him & his partner watching themselves in the mirror,,, whew.

m - motivation

it would b so easy to get yug going with dirty talk. you could even just say something suggestive in passing, no intention behind it and suddenly yug would be a mess. even saying something new you think you should try, yug would want to try it instantly even hearing you say it.

n - NO

i honestly don’t know, i think there’s the typical things most ppl r turned off by that yug wouldn’t want to try, like feet.

o - oral

oh absolutely giving. like i said before, his partner sitting on his face being a moaning mess, their cum dripping down his face & neck as he holds them down and they grip his hair and ride his face.

p - pace

we all know he could go either way, depending on the mood and situation. but i think however his partner wanted it would be how he gives it.

q - quickie

he would absolutely be up for quickies if him & his partners r needing it. especially in the practice room before everyone else comes in.

r - risk

if his partner rlly wanted to try smth he would consider it and try it, UNLESS he rlly knew he wouldn’t like it. otherwise he’d b game to experiment.

s - stamina

he’s a god tier dancer of course he’s got great stamina, he’d b able to recharge quickly and go round after round until he shoots blanks. however, he would cum quicker & quicker the more rounds he did.

t - toy

he would own toys, but more for solo activities than for using on his partner. if his partner introduced toys to him & wanted to use them then he would & he’d have fun learning to do so.

u - unfair

oh this brat loves teasing more than anything, no matter if he’s domming or subbing. he’d love to edge and then overstimulate his partner to the point of crying.

v - volume

like i said before, absolutely LOVES loud sex. it lets him know he’s doing a good job and vice versa. especially if it’s cussing and dirty talk, it would make him absolutely feral.

w - wild card

he’d love being pegged. i’ve always loved the thought of sub/bottom yug and i still stand by it. he’d let his partner make him their bitch as a ‘one off’ but would never look back once it happened.

x - x-ray

hmmmm,,, even if he’s not that big he absolutely knows how to use it. and that’s what important.

y - yearning

he’d have a high sex drive once he’s committed, wanting to b around his partner as much as possible. wanting to show them how much loves them and pleasure them as much as he can.

z - zzz

i don’t think he’d fall asleep quick even if having sex before bed/at nighttime. in fact, i think he’d prefer to have it during the day and before he has stuff on during the day. he wouldn’t get tired from it either.