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#I can’t lie besties
becca-e-barnes · 2 months
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Last week I had a full 9-5 day of meetings with no break but it really got me thinking about how much more fun that could’ve been with my Bluetooth controlled vibrator 🙈 Especially with someone like CEO!Bucky who has your calendar and knows what a long day you have ahead of you.
You received a message early in the morning telling you to make sure your toy was fully charged and slipped inside you by 9:30 and there was no way you weren’t going to follow that instruction.
The anticipation alone was enough to let the toy slip in easily and you found yourself distracted enough to almost forget it was there by 10am.
Around 10:15 you felt it start up and it almost made you jump. It wasn’t too intense, just unexpected but you could tell you’d kept control of your expression. People probably wouldn’t notice on a video call anyway.
‘That’s nice.’ You send the text off quickly, hardly looking away from the laptop screen.
‘Good. I’m pacing you.’ The reply almost drew a shiver from you. You can just imagine yourself sitting here all day, writhing in desperation by 5pm.
Incrementally, the intensity of the toy creeps up and up over the next hour until it reaches around half its maximum intensity and then it drops off again.
You’re convinced you’re bound to be dripping. Your panties are absolutely soaked through, the insides of your thighs are slick under your dress and you almost whimper each time the toy changes slightly.
‘Still enjoying yourself?’ The text makes you hesitate because you’re almost not sure that you are. Do you need more or less? Any more and you’ll undoubtedly cum and you’ll have to hide it from the people on the screen. Plus, you’re quite confident that your climax won’t be a reason for him to stop. If you ask for less though, you’re stuck here all day, unsatisfied and frustrated.
‘Fuck, yes.’ That feels like the best response you can manage.
‘Good.’ You hardly have a chance to read the notification before the toy ramps up inside you, far more intense than the 50% you’d been getting.
The vibrations are wonderful and within a few seconds, you’ve flicked your camera off so you can grind you hips pathetically, riding out an incredibly overdue high against your office chair.
It’s not long after that the toy drops back down again, slowing to a light buzzing that keeps you dizzy but not overworked.
‘If you turn your camera off again, I might just bend you over your desk and let them all watch while I fuck you myself.’
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shyrule · 2 months
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i’m still not over the timing of this like the dragon being there when i went to the lord of the mountain offering tree was completely accidental
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bruciemilf · 2 months
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the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.
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Loser got ate with his pudding lol
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hello! it's wetblanket anon again:) i just wanted to check in and see how you're doing
Hello my love! I could cry, this is so sweet!
I’m doing alright, I accidentally have two jobs now (it wasn’t my fault, I swear) and I can’t lie, it’s been tough having only one day off per week :/
I’m not gone, just recharging! I’m struggling to find the motivation to keep going on Highway Hypnosis, I think it’s reached a point of Whatever for me but I’m gonna pull it together haha
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tragedykery · 1 year
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never looking in the tags on poll posts again. I can’t do this
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whatwouldmickeydo · 8 months
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what do you think of cheese?
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I h-h-hate chhh ok i can’t DO IT IM SORRY I CANT
I love cheese ok! I LOVE IT!! Why did I think I could play this game it’s too hard I give up!!!
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ghostiewriter · 10 months
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Okay but on a comic note and an au of your au if you will… if instead of F1 it was cycling 😂 (I might be watching Tour de France)
NOT A TOUR DE FRANCE AU😭😭😭😭😭😭
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halfricanloveyou · 1 year
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white right wing men be stupid as fuck online. “why won’t you debate me? why did you leave our discussion?”
babe, i’m making fun of you. your opinions are so stupid they’re funny and i’m laughing at you. your only rebuttal is to insult me based on things you made up about me. it’s like you’re a little toddler on the playground. you get so mad so easy and that’s funny to me. i’m not trying to listen to what you have to say i’m here to laugh at it.
the fact that they don’t understand that is so funny to me. and then when you leave they’re just like “where’d you go??” lmao i’m playing peek a boo with you. you buffoon.
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Soo thankful my ra is great this year and has both common sense and critical thinking. Genuinely one of my favorite people in college
#i have to unfortunately deal with housing things all I want is to be terminally online again but nooo I got stuff to deal with#my roommate recorded our conversation the other night without my permission which is unfortunately legal in this state#however quite frankly it’s probably better for me that she did bc i handled her meltdown rather well#and god knows she loves to lie. she’s been asked by 2 RAs now for the recording she took#and so far hasn’t given it. so either she lied (shocker) and didn’t actually record it or she knows it makes her look really bad#also fun fact! she had a friend on the phone and I think they were the one recording it. if they were that isn’t legal which I mean#housing wants to kick her out so bad that’d be the final straw#but she decided to demand a roommate agreement change which I’ll happily oblige to so I get to do that at some point#honestly?? girl is digging herself in a hole. p sure her goal was to scare me into just not making sound so we wouldn’t need a meeting?#but like. we gotta meet with the housing coordinator which is great bc they know who she is and how she is#i really don’t think she expected me to go out of my way to get a meeting set up. also?? she gets mad when I’m up til like 2 or later#last night she was up til 7am. I guess only she’s allowed to be a hypocrite lol#objectively all the drama she tries to start should either really anger me or worry me or something at least#nah. this is pretty funny. her entitledness and drama is digging her so far into a hole she’s transferring next semester#and the best part is everyone in housing knows her. can’t stand her shit. i was talking to a friend in class and she tells her friend#her friends like oh who is she? i tell her. she goes oh that explains it. and I’m like oh u know her? and she goes. I’m an ra. i know her#like girl!! if you’re so universally hated why do u keep this up???#like girl will call the ra on call for any minor inconvenience at all#she hasn’t since finding out calls r logged tho lol which is like oh man! u r self aware!#i have no tolerance for bs and man bestie is made of it#cannot wait for this meeting genuinely excited. bc she’s gonna make up stuff that I can easily defend myself. and then she’s gonna#essentially make demands that I can’t make noise after a certain time. and say if anyone agrees it’s discrimination over sensory issues#she’s already said that fun fact. i have sensory issues too. they have equal importance in this agreement#but like. it has to be a fair agreement. and I’m not required to sign another contract#so really she’s going into this meeting to be a problem and she’s gonna crash and burn. it’ll be a firework show#soup talks#watching bestie experience karma in real time
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cream-and-tea · 1 year
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figured out a fiver backstory thing today while listening to his playlist. evil thoughts and villainous plotting.
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bambino1294 · 2 years
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omg did I tell y’all I got covid or did I forget to do that in my four-day unconscious period?
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aaabditory · 2 years
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constantly reminding myself that i do not have to be good. i do not have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
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monkeydlesbian · 2 years
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i wanna write for miwa from jjk for my pride event but i feel like no one reads/writes for her 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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quinnfebrey · 2 months
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followed you back in like.... april 2022 i think? i really liked your fics back in the day lol. i think i sent you an ask way back when you deleted a bunch of your stuff, since i had them downloaded and wanted to make sure you were still chill with me holding onto the pdfs. thank you for that, by the way. anyway, i've really appreciated the posts you've been reblogging irt palestine, i feel like you've been one of the steadiest sources of palestine related posts on my dash. idk i hope you're well.
omg my fic era!! i’m glad you were able to enjoy them, i love writing still but just don’t have the time or energy to maintain a presence in that space anymore. thank u sm for following me for so long, and i’m glad you’ve been seeing my palestine posts!! :’) 💚
hope you are well too!!
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katnissgirlsmakedo · 10 months
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wow. little mouse is actually more annoying in the book than the show that’s crazy. ok i’ve only read 143 pages i don’t know him that well but still he’s fucking bothering me right now. peace and love.
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