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linawritestwst · 2 years

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twst characters as things from my class gc!

UM. HELLO THERE. so, i wish i could say that YAY HIATUS IS OVER I'M BACK, but.. nope, it's not over yet. i think these first months of uni will be very busy for me and when i finally manage to get some free time, my energy levels are just too low for writing, haha.. so yeah, i'm not sure when i'll be able to go back to writing imagines.

but i didn't want this blog to be totally dead, so i decided to do this fun little thing! i saw a lot of people doing posts like this and my class gc is. well. a whole circus, so i thought i should try this too. idk if these are going to be "in character" but i hope they sound like something twst characters would actually say.

this is going to be mostly heartslabyul, because i feel like our class really has heartslabyul energy jnmfdkdldf.

riddle: *a voice message* "trey, tell them that if they don't come to this event, they WILL regret it and the headmaster will kick their asses. no, actually, i'd be okay with doing it myself. you can just send this message to them. i wish everyone a good day, a good life.. and i wish for those who won't come to at least have pretty tombstones when i'm done with them."

ace: oh well, looks like i'm gonna get my ass kicked.

cater: i'd rather get my ass kicked than go to that event and die of cringe.

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deuce: i'm sorry, i don't really get this, can someone send me their notes?

riddle: here *sends a pic of his notes*

ace: oh, of course you're the type to have ✨a e t h e t i c ✨ notes.

cater: you forgot the 's'

ace:

ace: oh, of course you're the type to have ✨a e s t h e t i c ✨ notes. (edited)

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(for context: one of my classmates mentioned that he's really into cooking and he's been trying to learn how to bake, but my prof said that there is no need for a man to learn how to bake unless he wants to impress a woman and even if he does it to impress her, she's gonna start using him, because now she knows he can bake. yes. he was very serious about it)

trey: the fun thing is that i'm actually bi and i already have a boyfriend, so hearing that i'm allowed to bake only to impress women is.. an interesting experience.

fem!yuu: i don't care that you already have a bf, i'm still gonna make you bake for me.

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cater: so i tried to take a pic of professor trein for fun, but i couldn't take a normal pic from this angle, so it looks like he's on top of the world and he's looking down on all of us

cater: this is so deep, i know

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(these are other messages after that one baking incident)

jamil: what's the deal with him saying that cooking for women is not masculine enough?

lilia: i got it, boys, we're only gonna cook for other men from now on

epel: the things that we have to do to keep our masculinity..

cater: marrying a man that you cooked for is the next step

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(again, for context: we have to make a short video introduction for all of us and we're planning to make it look like a tv show opening, but we don't know what song to use)

ace: seriously, y'all are acting like that one shrek scene

ace: idia goes "ANIME OP", cater goes "POPULAR SONG", idia is still sending anime ops and cater is still suggesting popular songs meanwhile lilia suddenly goes "A RANDOM SONG FROM THE 80'S"

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trey, saying this to ace and deuce: i don't know how to stop you two from fighting all the time, so i'm just gonna send random recipes every time you two start arguing.

trey: and it looks like i already have to send the first recipe.

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yuu, showing a drawing they made for a class event: i wasn't able to fit in all the letters, so i had to do it in a more.. creative way.

ace: ah yes, happy inter

translation day everyone

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azul: *a voice message* you got it all wrong. we, dorm leaders, have other things to do and you all still have to do these tasks. so have fun with all of these assignments, hehe~

yuu: *also a voice message* hehe.. hehe.. hehe.. *STARTS CRYING*

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vil, sending a picture of his tired face: can you see how tired i am of reading all this nonsense now

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deuce: i'm gonna be honest, i wish i could put more effort into this, but i can't

ace: dude, no one here has put any fucking effort into this

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kalim, trying to do his dorm leader duties and write a class schedule + add professors' names: um. guys. i just realized that i don't know any of our professors' names

kalim: also, what is even the headmaster's first name

yuu, who's too tired of crowley's behavior: crowley. it's just crowley. write it like that

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bonus: twst characters as songs that were sent for that one video introduction thing. i am only gonna do some characters, because some songs are too "local" and obscure for everyone's understanding hdfkdmfk

ace: all star by smash mouth

cater: not exactly a song, but someone sent a tiktok that looked like this very ~aesthetic~ and pretty sitcom intro.. but with bts members. it just feels like cater to me

trey: friends opening theme

ruggie: never gonna give you up. i just feel like he would send it. or ace.

floyd: you spin me round (like a record) by dead or alive

kalim: parappa the rapper ost. or azumanga daioh opening

vil: listen, if i had to assign both by todrick hall to anyone in twst that would be him or cater

idia: *SIGHS* someone decided to send bnha openings. yeah

lilia: anything from maneskin's discography

silver: wake me up before you go go by wham! get it. get it, it's because silver is always sleepy and-

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thesevenwondersofawitch · 9 months

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The Brothers Sun e2

Charles is wearing a cat apron that says it's a Purrfect day while he's casually chopping up a body😂

Division of labor😂

Bruce is honestly so relatable

I love how Charles is just like, it's only 7am, there's time for you to be involved in this😂

Charles struggling to zip the overstuffed suitcase meanwhile Bruce is having an existential crisis 😂

Bruce, whining: "I don't understand why this is happening. Why are you here."

Charles: "I'm here to protect mom."

Bruce: "Why does Mom need protecting? She's just a nurse."

Bruce's friend who brought them all breakfast, walking into a literal murder scene but all chill and happy to help, saluting Charles.

Charles, done with this shit: "Why the fuck are you saluting?"

Flexing muscles:"Cuz you're the fucking man. Sir."

Awww, Charles is in love with Churros 😂

Awww, Michelle's character looks so stressed🥺

I love that she got a reliable place to dispose of the body from an aunt's grandma😂

She really has a priority straight with saying that Bruce can't go dispose of the body because he has a very important test if you want Bruce is just like I am in no way in any shape or form in a condition to take this test 😂

Michelle's character: "Baby, get in condition."

The way the two are talking about Bruce being soft right in front of him😂

Bruce eating a Churro watching his mom and brother arguing in another language like it's a soap opera 😂 the way he only catches some of what they're saying 😭😂

Charles thinks he's in control but his Mama's like: nah, I'm the mother I'm the one in charge 😂

Charles can't win, he's being forced to get rid of a body AND drop off his brother at school 😂

"I could protect the family. As a doctor. You guys must need bulk orders of antibiotics or, or painkillers?" 😂

Charles is so done, especially with how Bruce was like, 'I'm a rebel.'

Bruce works for Lyft, not FedEx 😂

Oh god, Bruce is such a mood 😂

"hi, my mom sent me" mood

I thought Bruce got a dog for a sec😂

Damn the body's get eaten by the animals?👀

I do not trust this guy, especially because he just called someone to tell them about Charles

Bruce is literally me with how he's taking pics with the lizard 😂

Oh no, that can't be good, I doubt those are real police

Michelle's character walking through the mahjong place and kitchen reminds me of her scenes in Crazy Rich Asians

I'm guessing with how it's showing her making those hand motions repeatedly that it's some sort of code?

Bruce trying to bond with the brother he never knew 🥺

Annnnnd failing😂

Bruce: "why don't you just take a picture, instead of carrying around a whole head?"

Charles, speaking as if this is the most normal thing ever: "Because then I'd have some dead guy's head on my phone .

You know, good for the kid that her dad's got her a real dinosaur 😂

Fun, people in dinosaur suits😁

Wait

The dino people have blades!👀

Rip to the security who got killed by dino people

I love that Charles is scaring everyone with the head😂

Oh no, they can't hear what Bruce is saying!

This is your moment, my guy, let your improv shine!

Yeah, he's bad at it😂

BEHIND YOU! THERE ARE DINOSAURS!

Ouch, that's got to hurt his hand😂 (why is it something I would do?😂)

Ouch, RIP Spider dude, that had to hurt

The way that Bruce was already running away before Charles even spoke is such a mood and sibling thing to do😂

Charles watching his brother being chased by a dinosaur is so funny 😂 he's so done

Good thing all of those kids have headphones on😂

You know, the dino people screaming in anguish isn't very scary, and I love the writers who came up with it😂

Oooh, Charles is gonna be in so much trouble when the mom realizes he brought Bruce with him😂

Bruce owns Charles now, cause the mom will be so pissed 😂(the way he's 'saying someone's in trouble and it's you' is such a sibling thing to do)😂

Bruce: "let me tell you that shame that mom made you feel on that phone ain't nothing compared to what you'll do to you when she finds out that you forced her little baby to come with you. She will absolutely break you with passive aggressiveness."

Charles, shrugging: "Go ahead I don't care."

Bruce, staring dagger as he answers the phone

Charles: spins off road effectively scaring his brother into not tattling on him

Oh, Bruce's friend is literally the definition of a tattle tale (turns out the police are real)

Oh no, I feel like the girl, Grace is secretly an assassin, (I think she was from that Disney show bizaardvark)

Oh no, the lizard tried to eat Giant guy's head👀 it it's all good

Love that Charles said that the Churro guy is a genius 😂

Oh Charles, don't you know you have to check your outfit for blood before going on a college campus?

Wait the detective lady knows Charles?!

His eyes went all soft when he looked at the detective lady Alexis 🥺

I feel like Bruce let the lizard lose😂

Bruce is so me as the younger sibling, I too would tattle on my siblings to my mom, especially if they hit me😂

Their mom:"We don't hit family." *Proceeds to slap Charles*

Oooooooooooo, the hand signals were her saying big the shoes were

The way she got all sorts of information from people👀

Aw, man, Bruce's friend got kidnapped 👀

Charles totally loved Alexis

Awww, Bruce is going to his mama cause he's still upset 🥺

The dresser with the mirror looks exactly like one my grandparents have their room👀

That's got to be hard, knowing your parents in a way sacrificed one brother to become an assassin in order to spare the other the same fate

I love that she has a clapper 😂

Awwww Charles did steal his Mama's car to take his lil brother for his favorite treat🥺🥺🥺

I do not trust Grace one bit, it's like she knows exactly what he likes and what to say

Oh my god, there's just a goth girl watching him from the window 👀

Oh fuck indeed.

#TheSevenWondersOfAWitch watches #the brothers sun #netflix the brothers sun #charles sun #bruce sun #mama sun #thesevenwondersofawitch #michelle yeoh #netflix series #netflix #the Brothers Sun spoilers

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pictura-imperfectum · 3 years

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#tw death #tw dead animal #I don't normally take pics of dead animals #but I found it interesting that there were these colorful beetles #one with apparantly babies #circle of life I guess?

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w1llb7ers · 2 years

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Run Away, Turn Away, Run Away

(aka byler run away together but like rebellious celeb will x fanboy mike)

someone write an au where will is a famous model/YouTuber/or influencer and mike is will's fanboy but like his Biggest Fan. he will do ANYTHING to get tickets to his latest fan meet up, but he's not like all the other inconsiderate paparazzi, he actually values will's personal space and admires him from afar. making sure he never (even if he does take them) posts any pics of will on his days or nights out on the town (he will however, only take the pics to fanboy over later).

- (i got carried away, enjoy lmao)

so one day when will is taking his morning stroll, he bumps into mike on the street. will apologizes for not watching where he was going and mike wants to do the same, but his voice is caught in his throat. oh my god it's will freaking byers. he is absolutely stunned and manages a quick, “no, it was me too! it's alright.” to which will smiles and it's mesmerizing. mike thinks he goes blind for a few seconds before will snaps him out of his trance by asking him where he's headed. why is he asking me of all people?

“i'm just taking a stroll up the road and back down the block.” he supplies, bringing a hand to scratch at his neck. he's super nervous and he's afraid will can tell. play it cool.

“oh! what a coincidence, so am i. do you live around here?” will wants to know about my life. where i live. what i'm up to. is this heaven?

“uh, yeah. yeah, i do. just..” he gestures to a part of the sidewalk that cuts off and leads to a large area filled with trees and bushes. “over there. a small apartment complex. nothing much, but it's everything i need.” suddenly he feels a bit stupid. telling this celebrity about his needs. what would will want with that information?

to mike's surprise, will let's out a giggle. it's not a quiet one either, it's almost shocking how prominent it is amongst the bustling streets. the sounds of people walking their dogs, kids running down the walkways laughing and yelling to their hearts' content, cars zooming past them with each second that goes by.

cute. is all mike can think of at the moment. will byers is cute, adorable even. and he laughed, no he giggled because of mike. he can die happy now.

”what's so funny?” mike asks, suddenly feeling more than eager to receive an answer. he feels like time is running out and that his time with will needs to be well-spent.

will has a soft smile plastered onto his face, the corners of his lips lifting up as a memory of the laughter he'd just let out moments before.

“oh, nothing. you're just very interesting.”

him? interesting? now, that's something he's never heard before.

“i'll.. take that as a compliment.” he states, noticing a small tilt in will's head position, “unless that's not what you intended-”

will laughs this time, a hearty full-body laugh that almost knocks him over onto mike.

“it was. i don't normally meet people like you. usually it's.. different. they treat you like you're an animal in a zoo. waiting and waiting for you to do something new, exciting, or interesting.”

mike nods along as he holds onto each and every word that will's mouth utters.

“it's.. it's refreshing to meet someone that doesn't treat you like an exhibit. y'know?" will looks him dead in the eyes, a hopeful glint passes through. it's practically unnoticeable by mike.

practically.

“i mean, yeah. i've never dealt with something like that, but i can definitely expect it to be exhausting.”

will smiles brightly at him and mike feels like his world may stop right then.

“i wish i could...” a pause. a glance. his lips open slightly. another pause.

“eh, nothing. it's stupid.” will finishes, holding the inside of his arm against his chest.

“how stupid can it really be?” mike is feeling braver, more comfortable. it's almost like they've known eachother forever.

“extremely. i-” he looks up at mike, finally.

“i want to get away from it all. escape. but i...i can't.” he claims, lips pursed in a pout.

“who says you can't?”

“common sense.”

“screw that, then!” mike throws his hands up in the air. the sun is rising still and the light illuminates his face perfectly.

“what?” will asks, suddenly intrigued.

“screw common sense. if you want to get away, get away. if you want to run away, run away. if you want to turn away from the world, turn away.” mike pumps a fist in the air signifying victory.

“it's not that easy.”

“sure, it is. it's so easy, i could do so right now.”

“but you aren't a celebrity surrounded by media, are you?”

there's a silence between them.

“right..but that doesn't mean you can't hide from them. you have your privacy and you have your comforts. they don't know everything about you. it's all just shit they found online and chose to believe. their version of you is fake, it's an artificial you. be who you want to be.” mike spoke so fast that he almost tumbled over onto the grass near the sidewalk they're standing on. the air is leaving his lungs in small, short huffs.

“would you..help me?” will's voice tiny and filled with worry.

“help you? of course, i would.”

“run away with me.” the demand is clear in will's eyes and mike swears he's dreaming. no way there's absolutely no way he just asked me that.

he shakes his head, along with the thought.

“you- you don't even know my name and you're asking me to run away with you? that's not-”

“common sense? yeah, but you just said to screw it, right?” will isn't joking. mike keeps searching his face and/or body language for any sign that he's joking about this. but he can't find anything. it's probably the most sincere thing will byers has ever done.

“i-i know that, but-"

“but what? are you chickening out of your own idea?” will taunts.

“no- i am just saying we hardly know each other." mike claims. it's slightly true, mike knows will but will doesn't know mike.

“let's fix that.” will steps closer, he's taller by an inch and his hair hangs in front of mike's eyes as he breathes slowly. “what's your name?”

“mike. mike wheeler.” he chokes out. why is he standing so close to me?

“well, mike wheeler, will you run away with me?” will looks into his eyes and mike responds a little too quickly.

“yes.”

will giggles once again and grabs his hand, scanning the streets for crowds so they can blend in.

this morning, mike had been looking at pictures of will byers on his phone and planning to see him at his meet and greet that weekend, but now he's somehow on a train, heading who knows where with the man himself.

this is gonna be a long ride.

THE END :]

#me: someone should write this au #also me 2 seconds later: fine I'll do it myself #smalltown boy byler aus are my will to live #mike is will byers biggest fan it's true #au where will is taller than mike because yes #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #byler tumblr #stranger things #byler au #my writing

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hoseokslefteyebrow · 4 years

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You've Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven't You? || BEN DROWNED

Pairing : Yandere! Ben Drowned X Reader

Genre : Fluff, Angst, Yandere

Summary : Appears as a normal dude, but plot twist he's really not.

Wordcount: 4k lol

WARNINGS : This is fic is labeled as Yandere, for those who don't know what it means: "Somebody who is sweet and kind at first glance. But when it comes to their love (crush)they will act obsessive and violent." - Urban dictionary, poorly (but still disgustingly) described dead people, I know Ben originally doesn't kill but in the story he does, idk? Shit written¿

Also disclaimer this is my first time I've tried doing a yandere and it's obviously not my strongest point. Hope you enjoy either way.

You glance at the abandoned game console which your friend had dumped at your place earlier this day.

According to him, something was very, very, wrong with it. The Nintendo 64 was old, of course, but your friend mentioned not being able to pass the boss battle. He mentioned something along the lines of 'it keeps glitching and Link keeps dying'. In other words ' I know you're a hacker and I suck at this game, please hack it for me so I can feel less like a loser'.

You keep writing the email you're supposed to sent to your boss for another thirty minutes, before letting your curiosity lead you.

Before you know it, you've plugged in the old console with more cables than originally planned because of how old it is, and with how modern your tv is. The first odd thing that strikes you is that there's only one account on it, and it's not labeled with your friend's name.

Instead of 'Noah', it's labeled with 'BEN DROWNED' in bold passive aggressive letters.

Simply pushing it to the back of your mind, you start playing.

The second odd thing about the game is that the game has a specific date and it mentions how far BEN, or well, Noah is in the game. Yet when you click it, you have to start all over.

You shrug that off too, simply noting it as the game being old.

Before you know it, several hours pass, and you're finally at the boss battle Noah mentioned. Deciding to see if you can beat it first, you do not plug your laptop in at the Nintendo 64, and opt to play instead.

However just like Noah mentioned, you die as soon as you're close to winning and the game starts glitching.

It takes you barely ten minutes before you're fed up with it, and soon enough you plug your laptop in. You start up some programs and open up a few sites, quickly starting to work. Your fingers glide over the keys of your laptop as you type in the codes in order to hack the game, however after a few minutes, the game starts glitching heavily, and suddenly there's a sentence in bold red letters on the screen of your tv.

' YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT'

It says before the glitching becomes way too much, and some weird kind of red circle appears. Your eyes widen before unplugging the tv and game console, forgetting that your laptop is connected to it.

You miss the small glitches on the laptop screen.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - -

He gritts his teeth as the access to his portal is suddenly denied, the power cut early enough to avoid him.

His red eyes wander in the green coded space, looking for an exit, something that'll make sure he can get his hands on whoever this is. Lucky for him, there's a small white space what'll lead to the outside of it.

Once he's trough, he realizes he's still close to his victim. In fact, he's even closer now.

He smirks as he realizes.

Killing her is fair game now.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - »

You tap your chin as you look as the items on the shelf.

" Should I get the red one or green one?" You mumble to yourself.

" I'd recommend the green one. Green is always better." A voice from behind you startles you.

You whip your head around to look at the stranger who's talking to you.

Behind you is a male you don't recognise from anywhere. And as you start to study him, you realize he's quite handsome. He's got blonde hair, blue eyes and a rosy skin colour. He's wearing black ripped jeans, a dark green shirt, along with a black zip up hoodie, which is left open, he's got a few black ear piercings in his right ear, and has a gold chain around his neck, which disappears beneath his shirt, weighed down by a charm hidden away from your eyes. To top it all of, he's got a matching dark green beanie on top of his messily styled bangs.

" What? Did I say something wrong?" The blonde boy suddenly sweats.

You smile and shake your head.

" No, you didn't. I just tough I was alone here." You smile at him.

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" I take that you talk to yourself then?" The male spits at you.

You're not sure if that's meant offensive or not.

" Um, yeah? I tend to do that sometimes yeah." You say, looking down at your hands who're still holding the red silk scarf and green silk scarf.

Đø₦'₮ ฿ɇ ₳₣ɽ₳łđ, ł ₩ø₦'₮ ⱨʉɽ₮ ɏøʉ. Øɽ ₩łⱡⱡ ł?

The unknown male's eyes soften subconsciously, looking at you with an emotion you're not familiar with.

" My name is Ben. What's yours?"

Ben? Haven't you heard that somewhere before?

You smile at him, oblivious to the fact that you're talking to a killer.

" I'm Y/N. Nice to meet you Ben."

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ »

His mind flooded with ideas.

There's so many options on what he can do to her.

Should he mess with her laptop?

Should he just kill her now?

Or should he become closer?

Maybe he should.

He looks at her trough the screen of the laptop, which is almost always open, today not being any different.

He watches her as while she watches something behind the laptop, from the sounds he can hear trough the mic, she's most likely watching tv.

Perhaps he should become closer to her.

Pull her closer only to have her blood staining his hands.

Oh yes, her blood shall soon become his.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦łvɇ₴

She doesn't realize it when her laptop suddenly starts itself up, nor does she know that there's a figure crawling out of it.

He stared at her with deciphering eyes, silently wondering how she isn't dead yet.

If this was anyone else, he'd had them killed already. Their blood would already be staining his face and she would already be screaming in pain and dispair.

Yet here she was, laying peacefully on her bed. Asleep, obviously not dead.

He wonders exactly what he should do next. She doesn't know that he's standing right next to her. It almost makes him laugh.

She doesn't even know that he exists.

She doesn't know that he's here.

He glares at her before moving back into the world of codes and technology.

For now, she lives.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦łvɇ₴ - - - ᖴᗩᓰᒪ

" And then it suddenly started glitching and stuff. Weird isn't it?" You finish off your story as you look at your new friend, Ben.

After meeting in the grocery store, he had suddenly texted you.

Not knowing how he got your number, you got concerned, and asked him. According to him, you had given it to him yourself. At first you didn't believe him, until he told you to check the time of his first message, which somehow was indeed around the same time you were in the grocery store. After that you just shrugged it off as that you forgot it yourself. After all, you knew yourself to be a person with the memory of a goldfish.

Today the two of you met up again, for the fourth time this week.

" Odd indeed. What did you do after that?" Ben asked, acting as if he's interested, even tough he's really not.

" I unplugged it. I think I'm gonna lay off hacking for a while." You shrugged, taking a sip of your drink.

Before he could even think of a response, there was an unknown woman at your table, also holding a cup of coffee.

" Y/N? Long time no see." The new woman greeted you with a smile, sitting down beside you on the booth.

Ben scowled at the newcomer.

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" Hey, Sara. It's indeed been too long. How are you?" You started chatting with Sara.

Meanwhile Ben's anger only grew.

" My names Ben." Ben suddenly dryly joined your conversation as he slammed his drink down onto the table aggressively, looking straight into Sara's eyes.

" Sorry. Didn't see you there. I'm Sara nice to mee-"

" Yeah, yeah, whatever. Leave. We didn't invite you to come sit with us." Ben spat at her, looking at her with an intense look in his eyes.

Both you and your friend turned to look at him in confusion.

" Is something wrong with me being here? Did I offend you?" Sara asked, genuinely concerned.

Ben was fuming now, on the inside. Who does this girl think she is? First she comes to sit at their table uninvited, then she's capturing the attention of his new favorite plaything, and now she's questioning him? She has to go.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦ŁVɆ₴ - - - ᖴᗩᓰᒪ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ SᖻSᖶᘿᘻ

He heard her conversation with a male he certainly doesn't know trough her phone, using the microphone without her knowing.

According to what he knows, they're on a date. And according to her contacts, his name is Jaime. He can't find where they met, nor did he know why they met up.

But now that she's checked her reflexion one too many times, and made a pic of her full outfit to send to him, probably to mock him for not having her, ɏɇ₮, he realizes that she's on a date.

After some research by surfing quite literally trough the internet. It turned out this 'Jaime' person was Mexican, and had a soft persona. On his facebook page were pictures where he's working with animals or doing volunteers' work or overall just something where he's helping others. He found the black haired male pathetic, weak even.

In all honesty, even he himself didn't really find him a threat. Not when he looked like that and was overall just kind and bambi looking.

However, all his expectations are thrown out of the window when he hears them say their goodbyes.

" You know, I had a lot of fun tonight. You're really a nice person. In fact, I'd like to go on another date with you again." This voice was definitely that of a male's, probably Jaime.

" I agree. I had a lot of fun too." She said.

₣Ʉ₦? ⱧØ₩ ₵₳₦ Ł₮ ฿Ɇ ₳₦Ɏ ₣Ʉ₦ ₩Ł₮ⱧØɄ₮ ₥Ɇ?

" Good. Do you have a ride or would you like me to drive you home?-" He blocks out the rest of their conversation.

It appears that the good guy needs to go too.

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦ŁVɆ₴ - - - ᖴᗩᓰᒪ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ SᖻSᖶᘿᘻ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ ᑢᓍᘻᕵᒪᘿᖶᘿ - ᓍᕵᘿᘉ ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ∆

" We should spend more time together." Ben says randomly as the two of you snuggle on the couch.

You giggle, your ears tinting red.

" We're already together all the time tough." You tell him softly.

" I know, but still. By the way, did your stupid date reply yet?" He asked, eyes focused on the tv in front of the two of you.

" No, and don't call him stupid." You pout, softly scolding him.

₲ØØĐ

He grins at you with mysterious eyes.

You shrug it off, knowing it's part of him. The two of you have been hanging out for a while now. Almost three months to be precise. And you two have gotten very close. What used to be keeping distance and keeping the line between acquaintances and friends, had turned into friends or something more. You two almost hung out every day, you were basically attached to each other's hip now.

After a few peacefull moments, you excused yourself to the bathroom.

Right as you left, your phone rang.

He turned to look at the disturbing sound his eyes widening at the name which is appearing on the screen.

SARA

He stumbled over the couch to pick it up, an unpleasant feeling of suprise rising whitin him.

" Y/N?! You have to listen to me! Ben is not who you think he is! He's this-"

" I'm this what?" Ben smirked.

Damn you were taking a long time in the bathroom, not that he minded.

The other end of the line was dead silent.

" Don't worry. You don't need to say anything. I'll come home soon. And trust me, once I am, you will never be able to speak a word again." He spoke, an eerie calm in his voice.

" Goodbye, Sara." He said before hanging up.

" Sara called?" Your voice suddenly startled him.

" What? Oh, yeah. But she was in a hurry so she said she'd call you later." He smiled innocently.

You nodded and the two of you resumed watching the movie.

" Isn't there a way, that we could spend more time together?" He suddenly wondered out loud.

You sighed and turned to face him.

" I'm sorry Ben, but I have a job and I like spending time with other people too. So I'm afraid not." You told him softly.

An idea coded itself into his mind.

JɄ₴₮ ₮ⱤɄ₴₮ ₥Ɇ, ɎØɄ'ⱠⱠ ฿Ɇ ₥Ł₦Ɇ ₴ØØ₦

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦ŁVɆ₴ - - - ᖴᗩᓰᒪ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ SᖻSᖶᘿᘻ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ ᑢᓍᘻᕵᒪᘿᖶᘿ - ᓍᕵᘿᘉ ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ∆ - - - ᕲᓍᘺᘉᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ

You sighed in dispair in the night air as you walked home. Once again, you were rejected in a job interview.

A few days ago you were fired from the job you actually liked. You couldn't understand why either. You didn't do anything wrong, you were quite hardworking and always finished the documents in time.

Your supervisor looked afraid, terrified even when he told you to immediately pack your bags and leave, and ever since you just can't seem to get in anywhere. Not even the gas station wanted you in charge.

" Well hello there. What do we have here." A creepy voice suddenly sounded from behind you.

You turned around only to be greeted by a man with a creepy smile and even creepier, eye lid-less eyes. He was holding a knife, making his intentions obvious.

You didn't need to think twice about his intentions and whipped your phone out of your pocket with the intentions to call the cops and running.

The killer sadly isn't stupid, and has you on the ground under him whitin seconds.

Your phone's screen crack and slides to the other side, the dialed number not pressed on call yet.

" Don't cry sweetheart. It doesn't suit your pretty face. Don't fret, I'll make sure, you'll smile forever. " The killer tells you happily.

Both of you don't realize that your phone screen suddenly lights up in a green colour. Nor does either of you realize the figure crawling out of it.

The both of you don't realize, until the killer is off you and tackled down on the ground beside you.

" I've told you before. She's fucking mine. Go bother someone else." Ben's voice sounds suddenly.

You turn your head to look at him.

This time he does not wear jeans and a sweater. No this time, he looks like he came straight out of a... Video game? He looks like Link, the main personage of the game which your friend Noah had dropped off at your place around six months ago.

Ben never told you he was into cosplaying.

Your ears suddenly tinted pink as you realized, he called you his. Suddenly you felt a little giddy, the guy you like so much might actually like you back.

The killer underneath Ben growls out something you can't hear before throwing the shorter off him and leaving.

" Are you okay?" You ask him.

He turns to you with red eyes.

Red. Fucking. Eyes.

And that's not the only thing about his eyes that changed.

Instead of the usual white eyes have, his are now black.

And even there it doesn't end.

There's blood running down his eyes onto his cheeks, as if he's crying blood.

You take a step back.

What the fuck is this?

" Don't be afraid! I know I look a little... Weird, but it's all just part of my..... Cosplay." He explains.

You ponder over it.

He's never gave you a reason to not trust you right? Or did he?

You ignore the instinct to run away from him, instead choosing to calm down and follow your heart, which is telling you to trust him.

" Come with me. You can stay at my place tonight." Ben tells you, holding his hand out to you.

You take it.

₲ØØĐ ⱠŁ₮₮ⱠɆ ₱Ʉ₱₱Ɏ

- - - ᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ᓍᘉᘿ - - - » ᖽᐸᘉᓰᐺᘿS ᓍᖇ ᕼᘿᗩᖇᖶS ? ¿ » - - - ₭₦ŁVɆ₴ - - - ᖴᗩᓰᒪ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ SᖻSᖶᘿᘻ - - - ᖇᘿᗷᓍᓍᖶ ᑢᓍᘻᕵᒪᘿᖶᘿ - ᓍᕵᘿᘉ ᖴᓰᒪᘿ ∆ - - - ᕲᓍᘺᘉᒪᓍᗩᕲᓰᘉᘜ - - - ᕲᓍᘺᘉᒪᓍᗩᕲ ᑢᓍᘻᕵᒪᘿᖶᘿ ›

It took longer than expected to reach his house. The whole road to his house is creepy. Ben appartly lives in this supermodern house in the woods.

Which is off already, the woods are known troughout the whole town as mystery. According to urban legends, there's creatures loving in there who shouldn't exist. Because of that, there's barely any people there. According to Ben, everything is all clear and safe, and you trust him with your heart.

You don't question him after his answer and instead follow him into the,indeed very,modern little house which is situated hidden behind the trees.

You get directly hit in the face with a copper scent as soon as you step foot into his house.

" Would you like something to drink?" He asks you as you enter his house, neither of you bothering to take your shoes off.

" Just water please." You tell him as you study the place.

The inside of the small house is more modern than the outside, with a big living space and an open kitchen. There's also three doors in the hallway.

One to the bathroom, one leading upstairs and one leading into the basement.

" Here you go." Ben returns, handing you a glass of water.

" Thanks, aren't you going to take off your make up and lenses?" You ask him.

His smile fades a bit, and for a moment you think you've accidentally offended him, but he nods with a pout before you can think about it twice.

" Yeah, that's probably a good idea. The livingroom is at the end of this hallway, feel free to make yourself comfortable." He smiles before going upstairs.

You stand still for a moment in the hallway as an eerie feeling suddenly starts crawling up your spine.

You ignore it, and instead start walking towards the livingroom.

Until the sound of something falling reaches your ears.

A sound that is directed from the basement.

Your first idea is to call for Ben, to alert him that you two probably aren't alone.

You don't do that however, because it could just be something falling off a shelf, right?

And so you decide to investigate it yourself.

As soon as you open the door to the basement, you're directly hit in the face with a very prominent copper scent. The same on you already smelled when you entered his house, except it's way too strong and there's something eerily familiar about it which you just can't pinpoint.

You silently push the door open, and turn on the lightswitch to the basement. Behind the door is a stony staircase, the rest of the basement is hidden away behind a wall. Curiosity takes over you, and you make your way downstairs before you can think about it twice.

As soon as you near the bottom, you spot blotches of red. The deep red substance is spread like a trail from he bottom stairs onto the rest of the room.

And then it clicks in your mind. It's blood. That's also the smell in the air. Was the intruder injured?

You step down the stairs while following the blood trail with you eyes.

You stumble back in fear and unpleasant suprise at the sight that greets you.

There's dead people down here. Most of which you don't recognise, but a few you do.

You gasp as you look into a pair of wide blue eyes.

Sara.

She's sitting there, eyes wide open, with cuts all over. There's big ones in her rib case and near her organs, you can even see Intestines spread over the floor.

She's obviously dead.

But how come she's here?

Ben didn't do this? Did he?

Next to her is Jaime, who's eyes are closed but his chest is rising and falling.

He's alive.

You run over to him and shake him awake, not minding the blood that's now on your hands.

" Jaime! Please! Wake up!" You say desperately, tears now escaping your eyes.

" Y/N? Y/N! You have to get out of here. Ben, he's not who you think he is!" He tells you desperately.

" I'm not leaving you! Can you walk?" You ask him trough your tears.

" I'm chipped Y/N, you have to go. Get help. Ben's insane. He's a de-"

" Demon? Mass murderer? Failure? Dead? Is one of those what you wanted to tell her? How dare you lie to her! I'm none of those!" A voice suddenly booms trough the air.

You turn around while starting to shake. Jaime tries to hold you close to him with the little strength he has left. There Ben stands, still with red pupils and black eyes, dried red streaks still on his cheeks.

" Don't fucking touch her." Ben screams angrily, ripping you all but gently away from the male, causing you to tremble against him.

" Don't be afraid my love, he won't touch you again." Ben sushes you.

Is he really thinking that you're afraid of him?

" N-no. Let me go. Do-don't touch me." You tell him, pushing away from him.

He looks confused by your behavior.

" What's wrong baby? Please don't believe whatever lies he told you.-"

" What lies?! That you've killed my friend?! That you've killed these innocent people?! That you've chipped him?!" You yelled.

" They all deserved it Y/N! They're all in the way of our love!" Ben yells back desperately, stepping towards you.

" I don't even know these people!" You say, stepping back into the wall, knocking into a shelf.

You turn around to see what you knocked into.

Wait, is that the Nintendo 64?

" They all stared at you with sick twisted ideas! They really do deserve it." He tells you.

Suddenly it clicks in your mind.

" You're Ben from the game." You state.

He nods.

" Yes bu-"

" How?.."

" You clicked my game onto your computer remember."

" It was you wasn't it? You're the reason I've lost my job. You're the reason my friends all turned their back to me." You wishper, eyes now gathering in your eyes.

You've been so incredibly fucking stupid.

He's the reason your life has turned down the drain.

" Yes. But it's good right. Now we can finally be together." He says like a crazy man in love.

Which he is.

You start sobbing as you fall onto your knees realizing, all these people here. They've all died because of you.

" Hey, don't worry my live. We can now finally be together."

ɎØɄ'VɆ ₥Ɇ₮ ₩Ł₮Ⱨ ₳ ₮ɆⱤⱤŁ฿ⱠɆ ₣₳₮Ɇ, Ⱨ₳VɆ₦'₮ ɎØɄ?

ᘜ ᗩ ᘻ ᘿ ᓍ ᐺ ᘿ ᖇ.

#creepypasta fanfiction #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #ben drowned x reader #yandere creepypasta #yandere #angst #creepypasta one shot #jeff the killer #jkjk #first time lol #idkeitherman

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mimines · 3 years

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Watching Jennifer's body for the first time

Hi Amanda

She's in Rehab ?

Oh shit she kicked the doctor

AND SPIT ON HER

Shit the doctor is spitting blood

They took her to a secluded room

Did she kill someone?

Did she kill Jennifer?

Oooh story starts now

Deep hole :3

Giving me my babysitter's a vampire vibes

Ewwww noooo who's drawing blood out of their arm

And who's perspective is this

Is this Jennifer?

HELLO MEGAN

Wtf that scared me

They were close

They're gorgeous

Cute couple

They have BFF necklaces

Chip's cute

IS THAT CHRIS PATT

The band's here

Her first victim ?

Hello Titty, I like that

Wait she can hear them ? Is she far from them or not ?

Does she like her ? Why did she remove her hand ?

What's happening? There is fire !!!

SAY SOMETHING WHY DOES NO ONE SEE IT

Too late loves

RUN PEOPLE

Kill this asshole

Is she acting or is she really shocked?

Wipe that smile off his face

Ooooh Chip is cuuute again

No one's in front of the door

BEHIND HER

WHO OPENS THE DORR WITHOUT CHECKING ANYWAY

Please no jump scare

TAKE SOMETHING AS A WEAPON WITH YOU

Hell no somethings behind the door right

No nothing

The house remind us me a little of the Geller house

Who stays indoors with the lights off

Oh shit shes here covered in blood

Yay ?

Uhm ? Explanation Miss ?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SCREECH

Ewwwwwwwwwww what is that

THATS MOVING AND SHE'S STILL SMILING AND LAUGHING

NO HONEY RUN OUT OF YOUR HOME NOT THE PHONE

Well that's hot

She didn't bite her right ?

She ran away

Please no burned corpses

The rumors started already

Oh so they're childhood friends

So she's acting like nothing happened ?

The indian died btw ?

Oh shit 8 students died plus other people

What happened to the teacher's hand

She's telling Chip ?? Welp he's a goner

Oooh Collin's cute too

Chip's jealouuuuuuus

Found her new victim. He's still mourning over his loss 😭😭

Look at the baby deer 🥺🥺🥺🥺

AND BUNNIES

AND FOOOOOOX AND RACCOOOOON

Oh 😳

OH 😳

Oh shit OH SHIT OH SHIT

The teacher thinks he's letting his anger and sadness out 😭😭😭

LOOK AT THE FERRET

Wait that band didn't die ? Then who's blood was it ?

Oh he didn't die :(

Shit the teacher will find the body

He'll think it's the animals ?

OH FUCK EWWWW

Can deer eat meat ?

Oh hey Megan. Taking a dip after a murder

Oooh is it that scene where she burns her tongue

That's heartless Jenn

Well that's a feisty child

OH HERE IS THE SCENE

Yeah honey Chip's off limits

Oooh you can see that Jennifer's the only happy one thanks to the colors

Oooh will the band come back and she'll finally kill that idiot

Yeah that fangirl annoys me

Jennifer looks tired = new murder coming soon

NOOOOO NOT COLLIN

COLLIN PLEASE NO

DONT ASK HER OUT

Oh no is she gonna accept because the other said he's cool

Yeah he's a goner

Oh don't try to flirt with Chip

Is this how people initiate it ? It looks awkward especially to film

Here's our victim

Why are the street lights dim

What's with that face

Is it not her house ?

Yeah he's dead

You should RUN

IF YOU SEE A GOUSE LIKE THAT RUUUUUN

That condom looks like candy

So it's not her house

Thought only her room was fixed or smth

The stereotypes

OH SHIT

So Amanda knows something's happening

She's drinking the blood like it's from a river

She's attacking Amanda now ?

GO TO THE POLICE AMANDA NOT MOMMY

I feel bad for Amanda's vocal cords

I'm NoT gOiNg To BiTe YoU

SHE KISSED HER AND AMANDA'S RECIPROCATING IT

Miss ma'am you have a boyfriend

We'll finally know what happened

They're a cult ?

Are they the ones who made her like that?

So she WAS normal

They're gonna throw her in the hole?

Humm ... my laptop just tuned off and on by itself. Another thing like this and I'm sprinting tf out of here

Oh no no no no no no no

Why didn't you kill them when you "Woke up"

Are they your masters or smth ?

So it was HER blood

SHE KILLED THE INDIAN BOY

Same Collin' parents, same

Hey Chip

Awwww he's taking his sister ?

Collin's friends annoy me

.... Where are you going Chip ?

Oh no Chip ...

THE BITCH STOP LYING

He's best boi :(

Ugh this band again

DONT TOUCH HIM

SAVE YOUR MAN AMANDA

Oh no she bit him :(

THAT'S RIGHT AMANDA

But it's too late no ? He already lost lots of blood

She's flying now

You are insecure baby

THAT'S RIGHT CHIP

Wait where's that scene from Halsey's song ?

You'll need more than a tampon for that baby

Where are you going ?

And Chip ?

Noooo Chip :(

Stop being cute when you're dying

HE'S GONE 😭😭😭😭😭

Again I feel bad for Amanda's vocal cords

Please don't tell me they'll blame her

Her pic with Jennifer looks photoshopped

There are 14mins left, is she gonna take revenge?

Oh it's the scene from the beginning

She can smell her no ?

What if it was an illusion ?

SHE BIT HER

Everything was in the necklace ... ?

Stop being dramatic she's falling on the bed

Stabbed her

Oh no she caught her

Was she human ?

Did she imagine everything ?

SO SHE BECAME AN ALMOST DEMON

What are you gonna do outside anyways ?

Oh everything they threw in the hole came here

KILL THE BAND

Is she gonna follow Jennifer's footsteps ?

Ugh a pervert ?

Yup she's going for the band !!!

She's here babyy

HA HE GOT STABBED WITH THE SAME KNIFE HE BUTCHERED JENNIFER WITH

But where is the scene from Haley's song :((

Final note : 8/10

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that-bajan-kid · 5 years

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Boku No Hero Academia Chapter 261 SPOILERS

(PLEASE LET THEM BE OK)

Horikoshi really wanted us to see just how squished John-chan is, huh? The fact that Ujiko actually seems to feel bad about John-chan is even worse because it means he feels bad about the Noumu but not the people he killed to make the Noumu.

So we have Ujiko having a flashback of him showing off a Noumu to his very best friend, AFO, and immediately after the same Noumu tank is crushed by the dibris from the wall our Queen kicked in, much to Ujiko's horror.

Miruko very excitedly reports her findings to Endeavour but he and the other heroes are a little tied up at the moment dealing with all the Noumu the Doctor set loose in the hospital, so it looks like Miruko is on her own.

Or maybe not cause The Sheild Hero: Crust is on his way (I totally didn't have to Google who he is or anything)

That hall way looks straight out of a horror movie. Miruko really did a number on those Noumu.

Crust is saying that some of the pathways in the super creepy basement leads to the outside meaning the morgue isn't the only way in, which in my opinion is worse because it means the Noumu don't need to go through the hospital, where the heroes are, to get out and into the city.

Anyway Crust runs into some more Noumu and is all like "Pardon me, but I'm trying to see the Doctor so imma need y'all to step the fuck off." And then we cut back to Miruko about to kick Ujiko's ass.

So Miruko is all "Let's find out if you're the real deal" with a kick from her all might legs. Ujiko is freaking the fuck out and Horikoshi blessed us with another glorious picture of him.

Unfortunately the Doctor remembers "Oh shit I've got more High end Noumu" but he's torn on whether or not he should risk using them since making more would be a pain in the ass. However Miruko is really adamant about this kick that will 100% break all the bones in his arm so the Doctor said fuck it and goes to release the Noumu.

So that's where the twice clone came from. I was right he did give it to a Noumu. The really creepy looking one from the pic.

So apparently Mocha-chan is doing this of his(?) own accord cause Ujiko didn't give him any orders.

Miruko swiftly disposes of Mocha-chan and the incomplete Ujiko clone with a kick that probably kill it, while the real Ujiko releases the High-ends and marvels in the fact that his pet Noumu, that is not a high-end, did something of its own free will (and I use the term 'free will' very loosely).

UHHHHHHHH

Yo, Crust whenever you're ready to make you're grand entrance.

YEET

These Noumu seem to be way more advance than Hood was. Like they're talking like a normal person and saying nice things like "Let's kill the heroes" and "Let's go bazerk". You know, sweet innocent things.

Should I be concerned that this one's brain isn't exposed like the others. I don't think Hood had an exposed brain either (I'm to lazy to go check) but in this scenario it's the only one that I can see.

This is gonna be one hell of a stretch and I have no proof whatsoever other than my need for more angst but, could this High-end be Best Jeanest? We know the Doctor turns dead bodies into Noumu and he did send Shiggy to go collect something for him at the end of the villain arc. People have already been speculating that Ujiko was planing on turning Jeanest into a Noumu anyway so... why not? I could be completely wrong but something about this Noumu in particular seems so fucking familiar.

NICE OF YOU TO FINALLY JOIN THE FUCKING PARTY.

Ujiko is getting away in his fucking motor powered chair and you're here having a conversation with a Noumu.

Miruko, queen, please be careful. Endeavour, the number one hero, almost died taking on one of those and he had help from Hawks. Not saying she can't take them just please be careful.

Wait so is Ujiko just bailing on Shigaraki or did he wake him up as well?

No chapter till next week, but at least we'll have the anime. I can't wait to see how they animated the fight with Gentle.

Until next time.

#boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia spoilers #bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha manga #bnha manga spoilers #bnha chapter 261 #bnha chapter 261 spoilers #school is killing me

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bubblelliot · 4 years

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Here's my second character! I will also present their teammates a bit since the crew is much more like a family this time! (Might also add pics of the others in following posts and MAYBE of his animals too)

Særos Sandiel and The zookeepers

(This art is a picrew which I do not have the rights on, here is the link to it: https://picrew.me/image_maker/62745)

The name of the team mostly comes from a joke saying that "Mama Lyræ is our zookeeper and that we are the Zookeepers to a ton of pets. Also, Yarina can shapeshift into beasts sooooooo yeah.

Technicalities:

Særos is my very first character played in D&D. We actually started playing on the other game I talked about last time, but we switched to D&D. His character sheet is actually available on DND beyond, but I'm still gonna give details here.

Those are his attributes. (He actually got an additional point of charisma after I wrote this and was too lazy to take another screenshot sorry x) )

He is recorded as a high Elf, but is actually of two different bloodlines. He is VERY young for an elf, but his exact age is unknown (well yes but know, you'll see). He has 5 wizard and 2 cleric levels, making him currently level 7.

Equipment:

I am NOT gonna go through everything Særos has, cause that would be VERY long. He has a heavy armor, he has a staff of healing and a shortsword, but he mostly uses his magic. He also has, in his spellbook, a collection of dried flowers.

Familiars:

Særos has a TON of pets he acquired through the different quests the party went on. The first one is a frog named Lepiota he found wounded and saved. He then bought an old black cat he named Persephone (even if the cat is a male 😂). Finally, he also bought two ferrets (fluffy noodles ❤️❤️) which he named Elton and Freddy (this one was as a reference to one of our former player who really loves Elton John and Freddy Mercury). He loves them with all his heart and will absolutely kill anyone who tries to hurt his babies.

Allies:

Særos' main ally is, obviously, his twin, Edran. They are very similar, but Særos is usually pretty well kept with his short hair always brushed and his braids made every morning, whereas Edran is a bit shorter, more immature, usually pretty dirty with blood all over their clothes (which are poofy dressed he hides poison in 😂) and messy hair. There is also Lyræ. She is a paladin coming from far away lands. She is a human with elf ancestors and dragon blood. She has a wife and children and thus, she is pretty much the mom of the group. (The DM literally gave her two custom attacks she can use in RP: the flick of anger that gives 1pt of bludgeoning + 1pt of psychic damage and the disapproving look that gives 2pts of psychic damage everytime she does it + makes the target intimidated). Then, there is Finian, a human assassin. Finian and Særos are pretty neutral about each other, but Edran is in absolute admiration of him, so Særos is grateful that Finian doesn't just shatter his sibling's trust. The last member, who was actually someone that was rescued by the party, is Yarina. She is a very shy aasimar and is pretty much the definition of being pure EXCEPT she is obsessed with daggers (no joke, she has 23 of them). They were recently joined by a rogue elf called Adressin who actually attacked them at first.

Appearance:

This picrew is already pretty accurate. Særos (as well as Edran actually) has blond almost white hair, but it's actually fluffier than on the picture. He has two braids, one in front of each ear, a few freckles and red-pink eyes. He is very pale, quite small and very frail. He looks pretty androgynous and rather young, though he usually passes as a bit older since he is an elf.

Backstory and campaign:

So the campaign isn't really a big story like in Rhodrag's case, so I'll tell the party's story, but not the quests.

The twins' first memory is waking up in a bed, only knowing their name. They meet with the lovely wood elf lady who save them, and learn they were found in the sand by a nearby river. For that reason, they are given the last name "Sandiel".

They live a relatively normal life with her, for around 10 years, until they are attacked by drows. Their adopted mother successfully hides them by using magic and they learn they are wanted because they are part drow and part high-elf, meaning pretty much every every elven races will want to kill them. The woman successfully protects the twins. She is taken out of the house and, to this day, the twins don't know what happened of her, whether she was killed or taken.

They left and reached a nearby city. There, they survived by stealing and being street entertainers (for example, even if he has no rogue level, Særos is proefficient in stealth, sleight of hands, deception, etc. He also is proefficient in performance. He learned to sing, the art of divination and a bit of magic.)

One night though, Særos came back to their hiding place to find his sibling dead. All he could understand was that they died of both malnutrition and hypothermia.

Out of desperation, he tried every spell he knew, but nothing happened. He tried reanimation, but it had been to long. Out of despair, he prayed any god possible to help him, saying he couldn't live in this unfair world without Edran.

A god did answer. He is actually a god from the other game we started the campaign in before switching to DND.

He is called Nuodai the Trickster.

He offered a deal to Særos: he would bring back Edran and even guarantee him power and success, and in exchange, when Særos would be powerful enough, the Trickster would take his elven traits which hold part of his powers, as well as 200 years of his life. Out of desperation, Særos accepted.

He woke up the next morning. His sibling was by his side, clearly not dead, but not entirely alive. They were now a revived.

Things went on, Edran not knowing, and Særos eventually stopped thinking about the deal, only happy to have his twin back. They moved from the city, trying to reach a bigger one, and were, once again, attacked by drows. He used a spell to put his twin in safety and attacked the drows, but was, if course, neutralized.

He was taken and they made him a slave while they tried to capture Edran to kill them together.

Fast forward, Edran is taken into an underdark prison. He meets again with his brother and both if them are beaten up. They successfully defend though and they are thrown in a cell as it is decided they're are to be executed the next day. This is where they meet Lyræ and Finian.

They plan to escape as well as a few other NPCs. They are able to leave the cell and steal a bit of stuff while a vrock attacks the guards. They escape and reach a teleporter. There, Særos successfully brings everyone back to the surface. Newly free, they all start to look for a village. After properly introducing each others, they finally reach a tiny elf village. The twins stay as stealthy as possible but end up being noticed and attacked by guards. They then have a choice: they could be changed into simple would elves or they have to leave. Særos knows it's not gonna work on Edran, and bargains to be able to stay. At first, the headmaster threatens to kill him for that, but he ends up agreeing to let them in the city, guarded, until the night falls.

They then shop and leave the city.

They end up in a forrest Særos realizes is corrupted. There, they were attacked by a HUGE snake touched by the corruption. At first, everyone tries to kill it except Edran and quickly, Særos and Finian join them. Særos finally cuts the tip of it's tail where the corruption was and Edran and Finian calm it.

Lyræ is terrified of it and finally lets them all know that her best friend was killed by a giant snake who ate her alive. (This is freaking terrifying yo.)

In the end, a fight starts and Særos, enraged, leaves everyone and runs towards the center of the corruption. There he is attacked by corrupted elves and tree creatures we happily called Groots. Edran joins him and Særos basically rages (he used they most powerful spell he had and literally exploded them.

Edran, while attacking, starts gaining weird memories.

Fast forward to the end of the quest, Særos is happily searching for animals and flowers when he and Edran hear strange noises coming from a tree. Edran climbs it and a wood elf girl falls from the tree, before Edran jumps on her from the too of the tree.

The team introduced themselves to her and she happily talks to them. So yeah, that's how we met Nayhru.

The team reaches a weird village and after the whole snake incident, leaves the party for a while, promising to find them again soon and assuring she would always be closer than they think.

They reach the village which reveals to be a village of gnomes and there they meet with a gnome (who's player inspired the names of my furrets x) ) and a Goliath travelling together. They all find the village empty before being attacked by a troll and... Metal gnomes?

They kill them, uneager to die, and search the village. They find flowers in the middle of the village and Særos takes one for his collection. Særos and Edran are attacked by an ooze and at some point, the ooze attacks Edran just before being killed by Nayrhu. At that moment, Edran starts turning into a robot as well, with the corruption growing from their arm. Særos tries to cut off the arm, but us unable and the corruption takes Edran's whole body.

They leave the village and are able to find a Druid eager to help them make a cure for Edran and the gnomes, but he needs Elder sage. He describes it and Særos shows his flower to the Druid, who confirms it is Elder sage. They go back to the village to get flowers, cane back and turned Edran back into a flesh being.

And that's when they remembered dying and being brought back to life. Edran and Særos cried in each other's arms and then continued on.

They got in a cavern near the village from where the trolls always came. There, the found a girl, chained, with glowing wings. They freed her and she introduced herself as Yarina. (Fun fact: Yarina's player is my SO, and both Yarina and Særos have the spell suggestion, so when the crew found a the boss hiding something, we just made it run away. Nice. )

The team found a clockwork dragon and helped it. They then left again. Finian had to leave a couple times, and at some point, the team realized that, even if they are young, the twins were actually a lot older than they thought: They assumed Edran's death happened when they were around 13 and that it had been around 6 years, meaning Særos was actually around 19.

They were reunited with Lyræ and began other quests. In one of them, the team encountered a wishing fountain that filled any wish you had under certain conditions. Særos asked to know his whole story, from the lives of his parents up to now. The fountain gave him a magic book that tells his story and updates. It has no name so Særos just calls it The story book.

Some time passed and the team continued on. They were traveling to the capital until one night, Nayrhu and Edran caught a thief about to steal their stuff. They quickly stopped him and realized he was very young. Instead of kicking his butt, they woke up the whole team and decided together to bring him to the capital and help him make money to survive there. And that's how they met Adressin.

The zookeepers reached the capital where they are supposed to find Finian who joined outlaws he met in another quest.

Before finding Finian, they decided to do a few quests to earn money with Adressin.

Everyone through the day kept noticing Særos bring super bold, a lot bolder than he usually is, for example, telling Yarina who was wearing a magic dress that she looked "Incredibly beautiful" as if she was "made if pure light". No one really thought anything of it though and just shoved it away.

One night, they decided a drinking contest was a good idea and everyone joined except Adressin. The next morning, everyone was doing good, maybe a tad nauseous, except for Lyræ and Særos who were absolutely fucked up. They both used spells to heal their hangover, but Særos remained mildly unwell, choosing to go on their quest anyways.

Symptoms were the following:

-A headache that was mostly located to the top front of his head

-His low back itching and hurting a LOT

-His eyes feeling dry

No one really knew what was going on, some didn't even really notice.

As they went on with their first quest, they started noticing weird stuff about Særos' appearance: His hair looked more golden than white, as they used to, there were two bumps appearing on his forehead around the location of his headache, his eyes looked.... Weird...? But no one really saw anything peculiar, his skin, usually also white, now looked kinda pink.

He doesn't really notice the changes and doesn't understand what is happening which utterly FRIGHTENS him, but he hides it. Yarina started understanding what was happening and Edran out all the pieces together and now they know everything.

To be continued...

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Janis & Grace

Janis: [Let us say that some boys on the bus were going hard with being dicks because duh, shit always goes down on the bus] Janis: 3 of those lads have sent me dick pics Janis: say the word, like Grace: only 3? 💔 Janis: What can I say? Janis: Not got the pull I used to, obvs Grace: yeah same Janis: Yeah Janis: well, there's comfort in knowing you're always one #scandal away from being old news at this school, yeah Grace: mhmm I'm like so comforted rn Janis: Not my forte Janis: I'll work on getting the remaining 2 dicks Janis: revenge porn, I could do Grace: 🤞💜🙏 Janis: I hope the rest of the insults you've heard today have been more creative than that poor showing at least Grace: Duh of course they haven't 🙄 Janis: Gutting Janis: should've paid more attention in English, lads Grace: [sends her some of the quality content] Grace: that'll be easier when I'm not there to be like TOTALLY distracting obvs Janis: 😑 Janis: How dry Janis: 💀 or 👻 Grace: I mean like catch them at 20 still trying to pass Grace: much as I wanna kms Janis: True that Janis: only here past junior cert to get more fingering experience Grace: ugh Janis: I know Janis: romance is dead Janis: is there anything I can actually do though? Grace: get that as a matching tattoo with barista boy? no 👌👌 Grace: idk cos idk what I can even do soooo Grace: my life is just over Janis: I'll float the idea Janis: might be a bit mainstream Janis: yeah but is that such a bad thing Janis: was pretty tragic, right? Grace: can you not Janis: I'm not taking the piss Janis: I'm being real Grace: & I'm not in the mood for a life revamp atm Grace: or your advice Janis: I'm not trying to be a guru either Grace: well you don't know what you're talking about so that's a relief Janis: Alright Janis: not said I do either Janis: sorry I don't, if I knew how to avoid scandals, I could sell that shit for a high price Grace: just stop Grace: I could care less that I'm #cancelled Grace: it's not even Janis: Go on then Janis: I know you aren't upset over that idiot Grace: Duh Grace: he's the WORST but I knew that already Janis: and give a shit about everyone talking shit, apparently Janis: so, what is it? Grace: it's real if I say it Janis: Is that why you're not saying anything Janis: I know it doesn't stop the talk but some people might listen Janis: what don't you want to make real? Grace: I don't want people to listen, I literally don't want anyone to know Grace: I don't even wanna know, I wish I didn't Janis: Grace Janis: what are you talking about? Grace: I'm literally the worst person, I didn't wanna have his baby & now god has like cursed me forever Janis: Babe, God is NOT a subscriber Janis: tell me Grace: if you make me 😂 I will 😭 Janis: That would make things feel more normal Janis: but I'll calm my comedy genius Janis: you haven't grown another head and I don't think our animal have been slaughtered Grace: thanks babes Grace: but I'd rather have another head than this Janis: More to contour, I get it Janis: Kinda Janis: so it must be bad Grace: Yeah Grace: like I said, my life is over Grace: it's not even started & it's done Janis: Did you want the baby Janis: I know you said not HIS but like Janis: it'd be understandable to be in two minds, even after making a decision about it Grace: not now but I didn't know that'd mean not ever Janis: What? Grace: it's not just that I wasn't pregnant this time Grace: I can't be Janis: Ever? Janis: The Doctor told you? Grace: Ever Grace: the doctor said I'm going through the fucking menopause, like is nan even?! Janis: the menopause Janis: is that even possible Janis: fuck Grace: I don't think the doctor is allowed to drop fake news on me Grace: like maybe there's another storytime coming Janis: When did you find this out? Grace: I went to the doctors right after I delivered my fake news to him Janis: Jesus, Grace Janis: How are you in School Janis: why? Grace: I told you, I don't want this to be happening Grace: I'm freaking out, the symptoms are crazy Janis: Is it just pure bad luck Janis: it can't be like..reversed Grace: there's like no way to undo it Janis: Shit Janis: I'm sorry Janis: that is huge Grace: yeah me too Grace: the pity party this fam would throw would be huge Grace: along with the guestlist of all their accidental babies Janis: and we have enough birthdays with all those accidental kids so Janis: Obviously, no need to explain why you're keeping it to yourself Grace: I can't do this Grace: be this Janis: I don't think you have a choice Janis: well, you don't Grace: is it my fault though? all the binging I used to do Grace: Ro got to have a kid Janis: Of course it ain't your fault Janis: this shit is unfair and random Grace: Yeah Janis: and it'll always be shit and unfair Janis: but you can still live your life, just different to how you've imagined Grace: I don't wanna live this life Janis: There's not an alternative Janis: but I can guarantee it's not gonna be as bad as you feel right now Grace: I was just starting to get my shit together, for god's sake Janis: I know Janis: but you still have the rest together Grace: HE'S the last boy that's ever gonna come near me, that alone makes me wanna die Janis: that's bollocks Janis: you've not got the plague Janis: socially, right now Janis: but who gives a fuck, yeah, the lads 'round here are not the be all in any way Grace: I literally live here Grace: what else am I gonna do go online and find boys who are into 👵? Janis: Boys that don't go to our school, would be a start Janis: ones that aren't likely to be fans of that prick, shouldn't be hard Janis: you're not going for 12 year olds, like Grace: I said don't make me 😂 Janis: It can't hurt Janis: except literally, maybe Grace: I've gotta get used to all the fucking aches and pains anyway ugh Janis: Any excuse for a spa day, you Grace: I'll lose your invite, don't even worry Janis: 💔😏 Janis: you should though Janis: do something that doesn't make you feel like 👵 Grace: casual infertility party Janis: not exactly what I was thinking but Janis: interesting take on the baby shower epidemic Janis: I'd come Grace: oh god don't, Rio's gonna have another one soon Janis: It'll be nice to not have to snatch it back from an OTT gay this time Janis: more chill Grace: unless I snatch it cos I go fully mental Janis: I'd recommend a less baby crazy target Grace: maybe I'll start pushing all the 🐈s around in a pram like oh hey this is my new vibe Janis: if you want your face clawed off Janis: they're pretty unsympathetic little bastards Grace: I literally didn't wanna be in this fam before what am I meant to do now?! ugh Janis: As much as it would be a laugh to ask Ri to surrogate again Janis: let's think of something a little less drastic for the time being Grace: like? Janis: like Janis: you can't disown us all, it'd take to long Janis: but you could not be around for a while Grace: 👌👌 except I have nowhere to go Grace: not trying to have a Q&A with my friends about this Janis: You're so lucky I'm the twin with brains Grace: rude Janis: what about going to see Ava for a hot sec Janis: she's not the barrage-you-with-questions type Grace: it's lowkey very unlikely her mum & dad would want me there though Janis: yeah but it's as unlikely they'll be about enough to notice you that hard Janis: everyone knows you're going through it right now, even if they don't actually know what IT really is Grace: okay yeah Grace: mum does, she'd let me go Janis: exactly, who actually gives a shit if you miss a week or so of school Janis: Ava could still go if she so desperately needs, you just need to chill Janis: away from here Grace: not me, school was the worst even before this Janis: One thing we can agree on Grace: don't like tell anyone, okay? Janis: No shit Janis: 'course I won't Grace: Even your boyfriend who you're so 💖😍😘 for & have no secrets from Janis: Even though you're being purposefully antagonizing rn Janis: I won't tell no one Grace: thanks Janis: It ain't even an ask Janis: so don't mention it Grace: 👌💜 Janis: I'll hook it up with her, no stress Grace: I'll handle mum Janis: and your packing Grace: at least I don't have to serve a look as hard when there's only 1 person there I'm avoiding as opposed to like ALL of Dublin Janis: safe to say you can give the #ootds a break too Janis: strictly loungewear, like Grace: mhmmm Janis: bit rude to avoid Ava though Janis: do I need to tell her you're getting in the guestroom and not coming out, like? Grace: oh please, I would never Janis: Who are you avoiding then? Grace: just a boy Janis: unlike you Grace: excuse you Janis: You'd have your exes all back 'round like a family reunion Janis: who's this boy, did you shit in his bed, what's the story Grace: 😱😱😱 Grace: I WOULD NOT Janis: 👌👌 you love a repeat Grace: I'm a hoe reformed 😇🙏 Janis: so that's why you're avoiding Janis: get a wimple, join a convent Grace: literally can't 💍 anyone but god now anyway so Grace: obvs that's what he wanted when he cursed me Janis: #whenbaeisposessive 😍 Janis: and don't talk shit, you don't have to promise you'll have your firstborn within the year when you get married, like Janis: not necessary Grace: whatever we're so off topic rn Janis: the topic of you shitting in some London lad's bed, 'cos you did not deny it Janis: let's get back on that Grace: OMG no! Grace: I'm 👵 not 🤢💀🤒😓💀 Grace: he's just a hookup, no drama Janis: just gonna run for cover if you 👀 him Janis: standard Janis: probably not lurking about her gaff unless you've really one-upped everyone and fucked your uncle 🤢 Grace: EW! Grace: I'm not even gonna 👀 him cos he's her bfs brother but like I didn't know that so Janis: that's funny Janis: soz Janis: 😂 when the incestuousness of it all happens without you even trying Grace: 🙄🙄 Janis: okay 🤐 Janis: but deffo avoid him Grace: duh Grace: the state of me & my life rn Janis: more like the state of that whole situation Janis: getting involved in that is not anyone's idea of relaxing Grace: obvs but that's not anything to do with him Grace: just like none of this #scandal involves you Janis: Think people know better than to imply it was a threesome, yeah Grace: Gross! & you know what I mean, babes Janis: yeah, it's beyond #obvs you don't wanna avoid this boy mhmm Grace: like that matters, he's not gonna hit me up & same Janis: well okay Janis: arranging that goes beyond sisterly duties into pimp territory so Janis: focus on what you're actually gonna do whilst you're there then Grace: 😭😭💀💀😭 then yeah? Grace: 👌💜 Janis: you could do that here Janis: at least go somewhere instagrammable to die Grace: well duh Grace: final livestream for the haters Janis: 🙄😏 Janis: wonder if anyone's killed themselves on stream yet Janis: must've Grace: obvs Grace: but I literally couldn't even if it was original content cos they'd all think it was about him & I'm sooo 💔💔💔 Janis: No one wants that as their legacy Grace: exactly Janis: even if the race to #1 most subscribed when he gets #cancelled would be just riveting Grace: he won't even though his fans are just Janis: sweaty virgins Janis: yeah, figures Grace: 😂 Grace: I'd tell him to hit them with a Q&A but like he's got no answers Grace: literally should've known I wasn't pregnant Janis: thank fuck you ain't Janis: this time anyway Janis: obvs the whole thing is a little more complex but Christ Janis: having to parent with that Janis: and knowing your child was the product of a really shit shag Janis: 💔 Grace: IKR Grace: at least he doesn't know he could blame the menopause for how shit it was Janis: I highly doubt he knows what the menopause is Janis: nevermind the concept of it coming early Janis: though that shouldn't be that unfamiliar Grace: who knew it could come this early though Grace: not his defence squad but like wtf Janis: I hadn't heard of it before, really Janis: like I knew people like Ro and Mia and co can stop getting their period and it might not come back, even if you sort yourself Janis: it's shit luck Grace: yeah Janis: Did you not get your period Janis: on whatever contraception you're on Grace: loads of people don't on the implant so I wasn't freaking out Janis: yeah Janis: s'what I thought Janis: you don't think, I mean that's not why, is it Grace: I'd hope someone would have floated that as a side effect before I got it put in but it's not like I can ask my former squad if they're also going through it Grace: they might've moved on by now anyways it only lasts 3 years Grace: hence my 👶 panic Janis: I don't think even doctors and scientists know what it does to our bodies Janis: we're still guineapigs for all this shit Janis: I know loads of people get fucked up from all the hormones they add to your body, and the ones they take away Janis: again, just bad luck it happened to be permanent, I guess Janis: fun times Grace: at least I won't have to do any of that shit any more Janis: that's true Janis: it's not like there aren't any perks Janis: or that the losses can't be filled with other potentials in the future, when you actually wanna think about all that shit Grace: unless I go bald then I will kms obvs Janis: If you go bald, you can just go for it and superglue a wig on Grace: find me one that doesn't make me look like a weird cartoon character & sure Janis: no 💗 or 💙 Janis: got it Grace: ty 💜 Janis: failing that, you could make Ri transplant you some of hers Janis: like so you won't give me a baby, okay Grace: 😂😂 coming at her with ✂ Grace: I love that you didn't volunteer yourself bitch Grace: 💇 or 👶 tbh Janis: Full horror movie moment that Janis: selfish to a fault me Janis: and final girl, so you can pry 'em off my cold dead head or outta my cold dead womb Grace: my 📽🎞😱 moment is that this is gonna change my skin type to dry so it'll take me at least a full week to find replacements for all my makeup faves Janis: yeah, but think about how hard your spots should disappear Janis: get yourself a decent moisturizer and you won't even need to bother barely Grace: !!! Grace: I didn't even think of that OMG Janis: mhmm 👵 don't get acne Grace: 🙏🙏 Janis: and you can try a new facial over there, yeah Grace: as long as Ava isn't like no thanks bitch Janis: won't give her an option tbh Grace: 📽🎞😱 Janis: 😏 you know I'm scary bitch Grace: oh please Janis: 👊 Grace: 😘

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zawazawanightmares · 2 years

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Chang'e & Shapeshifter

You, Chang'e, are connected to Shapeshifter Your partner doesn't mind all ages or 18+ roleplay

Chang'e: Hello!

Shapeshifter: Bonjour

Chang'e: How are you? Do you like the moon?

Shapeshifter: i am the moon

Chang'e: No...we're on the moon.

Shapeshifter: Cool

Shapeshifter: good thing we can breathe in space!

Chang'e: I mean, I can anyway...or can't. I just assumed you could. It's complicated...no it's not. I'm immortal.

Shapeshifter: Same :D

Chang'e: Really?! That's wonderful!

Shapeshifter: Yay immortal buddies!

Shapeshifter: *turns into a bird and flies around before returning to normal

Chang'e: Now we can live here together and take care of the rabbits!

Shapeshifter: Rabbits are cute!! I love rabbits

Chang'e: Yes but they can be boring company after a few centuries...but now I have you!

Shapeshifter: well I can turn into almost any living thing so that’s way more fun then rabbits!

Chang'e: Any living thing? Hm...do you know of an archer named Hou Yi?

Shapeshifter: Well no sadly i kinda need a reference I can turn into a bird because I know what that bird looks like.

Shapeshifter: and I try not to impersonate people what with identity theft and all.

Chang'e: Well, you don't need to worry about identity theft because he's long dead...and I can draw you a picture!

Shapeshifter: Ok doky! Wont be able to get it perfect but I’ll come pretty close.

Shapeshifter: More complex the animal the harder it is to turn into

Shapeshifter: so a bunny is easy but say godzilla that be kinda tricky.

Chang'e: Oh, Hou Yi was a mortal so it should be no trouble.

Shapeshifter: Ok I’ll Need the pic but I’ll do it for you buddy :D

Chang'e: Okay. Give me a few...hours. *grabs a stick and begins to draw on the ground*

Shapeshifter: We are immortal we have time

Chang'e: *after a few hours, has managed to draw a hyperrealistic picture of a Chinese man's face on the ground* There. That took a while. Maybe I should have used the computer...

Shapeshifter: … no I’d say that’s pretty good

Shapeshifter: *show shifts into your hou Yi person*

Shapeshifter: Like this?

Chang'e: *gasps and covers her mouth, tearing up* You're...perfect!

Shapeshifter: :D *hugs*

Chang'e: *hugs him back as tears stream down her face*

Shapeshifter: … I can never replace them

Chang'e: No...but you can alleviate my loneliness with a familiar face.

Shapeshifter: … :3

Shapeshifter: Why don’t you return to the planet below?

Chang'e: I'm stuck here. I have no way of getting down.

Shapeshifter: true I can’t exactly turn into a rocket ship.

Shapeshifter: big old dragon but not a rocket ship.

Chang'e: That's fine...at least I got company!

Shapeshifter: well …. *does a bunch of complex math and doodles in the dirt trying think of ways to get you back to earth*

Chang'e: What's that? Equations? Were you a mathematician?

Shapeshifter: when your immortal you have a lot of time in your hands

Shapeshifter: If I push my powers to the limit I can probably turn into something to get you back to earth but I don’t know where we would land or how you’ll adjust to the planet a lot has changed.

Chang'e: Yes...I've been up here before rocket science was even a thing. Will the people even accept me when I get back there?

Shapeshifter: … even when you have nothing you have yourself. The mind can become your light in the uncaring universe of darkness

Shapeshifter: whatever happens

Shapeshifter: I believe in you

Chang'e: *nods* Before I may have dismissed that as more mortal platitudes, but now...while you're wearing that face, even if it's hypocritical...I believe you.

Shapeshifter: >:3 *eyes full of determination slowly becomes bigger and bigger almost as big as the ISS a massive 3 head hydra* :D nifty innit?!?

Chang'e: Very nifty! You must be as big as Pangu in that form!

Shapeshifter: Pangu? :?

Shapeshifter: ((I know FA about Chinese myth

Shapeshifter: ((sweet sweet fuck all))

Chang'e: (He's just a big dude, basically.)

Shapeshifter: ((Huh

Chang'e: He's the man who separated Heaven and Earth...I wonder how different the Earth looks now...

Shapeshifter: City’s of stone and steel buildings that reach the sky metal birds that fly in it

Chang'e: Oh my...a lot has changed.

Shapeshifter: :D some for better :( some for worse…

Shapeshifter: *picks you up* >:3 ready?

Chang'e: Yes...I can't believe this is happening! The fresh air, the free people, the many states...

Shapeshifter: *dives bombs toward earth protecting you from re entry heat and crashes deep into the Ocean ((said ocean I leave to you

Chang'e: (How about the North Atlantic Ocean?)

Shapeshifter: ((Sounds dandy

Shapeshifter: ((really I’ve just been making it up as I go it’s more fun :D

Chang'e: *goes above the water, looking around* Where are we?

Chang'e: (That's the rp, babe.)

Shapeshifter: *deadpan* water.

Chang'e: Hm. So it is...it's nice to have it in liquid form!

Shapeshifter: *looks around for any land using tails as a rudder of sorts* well I’ll turn back to normal once we hit land.

Chang'e: *gets on top of him* Sounds for the best.

Shapeshifter: *hours or most likely days later you finally hit land snow was everywhere if you had to take a stab in the dark you’d say your in the uninhabited islands of far north Canada*

Chang'e: Land... *gets on the ground, shaken by what she was seeing* I never thought I would see it again...

Shapeshifter: Snow?

Shapeshifter: *turns back into a human form looking like a tall well built man a bit it perfectly generic*

Chang'e: Land... *falls face first into the snow*

Shapeshifter: *playfully dumps snow in your face* this place is very warm compared to space :D

Shapeshifter: howd you end up in the moon anyway?

Chang'e: When I drunk the immortality elixir, I floated to the moon all of a sudden. I think the gods wanted to punish me for stealing it from my husband.

Shapeshifter: The gods are kinda assholes… but I don’t think they have much infulance over the world any more.

Shapeshifter: or if they do they are careful about it

Chang'e: I guess that's why they allowed me to leave...

Shapeshifter: … you did a bad thing but no one deserves a life time of loneliness

Chang'e: I guess standards were different back then.

Shapeshifter: … what year did you get sent to the moon?

Chang'e: It was millennia ago, before years were recorded.

Shapeshifter: … BC or AD?

Shapeshifter: just need a ballpark number

Chang'e: Before BC.

Shapeshifter: Soo BCE? W wait n never mind a very very very stupidly long tome

Shapeshifter:

Shapeshifter: Time*

Chang'e: Basically, yes.

Shapeshifter: well uhm we should head south civilization sounds wonderful about now..

Shapeshifter: running water and food.

Chang'e: Yes! I would love to see how the people have changed!

Shapeshifter: that’s the spirt!

Chang'e: *travels south, walking barefoot through the snow with no discomfort*

Shapeshifter: *hums a tune and turns into a bear for you to ride on*

Chang'e: *gets on top of him* Thank you!

Shapeshifter: It’s the least I can do. But you’ll need to BEAR With me it’s going take a while to find a town.

Chang'e: *chuckles* Well, I'm fine with the BEAR necessities.

Shapeshifter: :D haha puns

Chang'e: Puns are fun. I have so many rabbit ones, you don't even know.

Shapeshifter: ((Alas my brain is running empty

Chang'e: (Do you want to stop here? I really had fun but I have to shower.)

Shapeshifter: ((yeah it was fun

Chang'e: (Alright. See ya!)

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thelostandforgottenangel · 7 years

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Hello my sweet goddess hope your having a good day. So I noticed you posted a few things and have even said you have some kinks (Don't worry I'm not going to be creepy; just a curious ask) and since you do poly turtles I was just wondering do your AU turtles have any kinks of their own and if so what are they? Also as a bonus if you can since your female OC character is with all four of the turtles does she share any of their kinks or indulge her lovers from time to time? If not too much trouble

OMG Dude thank you for not being creepy about this! Sorry Nonny yes I’m having a good day just a little worn out is all

To your question yes my AU Turtles all have kinks - as in they are all quite kinky when it comes to the bed room and their shared mate and I just almost finished a fanfic I was asked to do a while back by an acquaintance about their kinks so it’s more detailed but I’ll shorten it then later you can read it and enjoy it in full

(Just so you know you are asking for it)

Leonardo:

Leo is the Kink King but also the King of aftercare

He’s into nicknames but need to hear her call him by his name (He wants her to call him Sensei while she his his Geisha or Cherry Blossom) Soft Lovemaking = Leonardo/Leo while Hardcore Dom = Sensei

Japanese - Always had this headcanon in my mind that out of all of the guys Leo would be the most into Japanese

All BDSM. Enough said!

Has a rope and silk fetish

He has a thing about tying his girl up and having her blindfolded

Noise play

Dominate almost never Submissive

Biting

Control - he has to be in control at all times but will give it up if he’s had a hard day, this ties in with Worship

Orgasm denial

Hand play - he wants to watch so he’s going to tie her down and work over her body with nothing but his hands

Role play - She makes him feel like her hero showing him her appreciation

Sex is only done in his or her room (Mostly his) But a special exception is the Cabin.

Loves mating in nature

Lingerie - His blue and whites, Bows and corsets because it makes him push his patients

Costumes - Sexy cop

Worshiping is a must do. He has a soft spot for this when she gives him her full attention after a long day, doing whatever she can to make her leader feel good.

His mates hair. He has a big obsession with her long black hair

He’s the ass man and adores the booty

Ass play is normal with him

The big one: Spanking - embarrasses him to no end but he has to do it

Raphael:

He is the rough lover and My OC’s first mate.

Compared to the other’s he’s not all that kinky

First and foremost Power. Raph is in charge in the bed, he is her king, her alpha, her leader. This is demanded or she gets punished

He loves playing chase (Predator/Pray) - a game they played together where she is in a tight outfit that showed off her body gets him riled up to the point that he was on the verge of taking her - then she runs – tell him she’s be right back his mate slips out of the lair and once she was on the surface he gets a call and the hunt is on

He almost always tops.

Leather fetish

Dominate no matter what

He’s an ass and thigh man

Loves talking dirty

Biting/Marking

Name calling to his shame and always feels bad after... then there is nicknames

He never minds her screaming his name, he actually loved it but he prefers to be called Master. The second that door closed, he expects her on her knees and for his goddess to indulge him, it has a way of making him weak to see his headstrong and stubborn mate submitting to his will

As for pleasing him… it all depended on his mood.

He loved her lingerie; the slinky, smooth sets in black or red but black leather is his weakness, leather in any form of an outfit got him and there was no chance of them walking for the next few days because he was going to go to town on her until he couldn’t move another inch

Costumes - a naughty maid or sexy nurse with thigh highs and heels drive him crazy…

Most of all ‘Pet play’… he has a thing for animal ears and tails, he is completely embarrassed by it but seeing his girl in a set for a cat or a fox and he was hooked keeping a collar and leash in deep scarlet on her having his pet please her master

While he likes to watch her with his brother’s only Leonardo is allowed to touch her if he is with her

Mirrors. He likes to watch her while he is taking her

Like Leo he needs compliments and to be worshiped to boost his self-confidence

He loves stand up sex and water sex

Ass-play sometimes

Sex is only in his bedroom or the gym, but he likes sneaking off into an empty apartment

Raphael cums the most and tends to leave his scent all over her to piss of the others - likes her wearing his color so he’s very mark my territory even though he willingly shares her

Rarely will Raphael tie her up only on a small occasion, it’s small and simple: Her wrists and his bandanna.

Big on aftercare and being sure she’s comfortable after dealing with him

Angry sex

One kink he is NOT proud of is choking his mate - it turns him on and he’s super careful but he still hates that he has to do it every now and then

He has a thing for seeing his woman cock drunk and strives to achieve that

Donatello:

Donatello is a passionate lover. Sex makes him feel confident, so he gets into it when he has her. The louder she moaned, the more his angel screamed his name, the better he felt.

He may not be the kink king but he is defiantly the prince of Kinkiness

Lingerie

Preferred to have sex in his lab where he could easily lock her in (his brother’s out) but has a deep love for public sex. Rooftops while on patrol, dead end alleyways, or the park at night are his big thing

Like Raph he loves to play games - stalking her until he catches her alone before pouncing

Submissive almost never Dominate (Unless it’s mating season or he’s pent up) so wants his girl to be Domme riding him hard but knows she’s in love with him being Dom over her so he does try

He has to please her no matter what - he doesn’t cum til she does wanting to hear her beg for him to give it to her

Toys! Some he invents other’s he orders off line (Has a thing for the Bad Dragon stuff)

Orgasm denial and multiple orgasms

Teasing and begging

Oral Pleasuring - this is where that shy nerd excels

Strip tease

Spanking

Watching her masturbate or letting her sit back as he got himself off by looking at her

Fetishes are kept secret

Fingering

Role play - a naughty student complete with the short skirt, thigh high socks, and slutty heels that needed to be taught a lesson or needs a better grade, doctor giving the teen a much needed “oral exam.” but his favorite game is Scientist and Subject; strapping his mate to a metal table and standing over her, totally in control.

Spontaneous turn on for him includes legs

He is big on masturbation

He liked double teaming her with his brothers

He really gets off on watching her with the others

Sexting - a daily thing

His name is the only one she is allowed to say while in bed with him. Unlike his brothers he doesn’t want to be called anything but his name.

He dives into aftercare

He wants to hear her - if she’s quiet he’s going to do whatever it takes to make her scream and moan

Michelangelo:

Mikey – bless his sweet little heart is the wild lover up for anything, anytime, anywhere and was wholeheartedly devoted to his baby girl’s pleasure, and to be totally honest, he is always horny.

Is the most demanding for attention and has no problem snatching her from his brother’s in order to get it

He’s the one who accepts all his kinkiness fuckery and is proud of it

Dominate/Submissive

Loves underwear and anything that shows off his girls ass

Lingerie in orange and bright (Obnoxious) neon colors

Surprise sex

Stripping

Big on Pics! He loved pictures – like obsessively and completely adored them. Both sending and receiving.

Neck fetish

Michelangelo is the master of oral rivaling Donnie

MAJOR FOOD KINK!

Has an enormous turn on for loud sex - big turn on for him so she’s going to scream his name whether she likes it or not…

He’s the boob man

Rough sex is rare with Mikey.

He refuses to call her names like Raph or go hardcore dom like Leo.

Daddy kink - This is his fave of all because having his baby girl calling him daddy guarantees a full night of fun and a few days of no walking

Voyeurism

Sex tapes.

No big surprise Mikey loved dressing up...

Costumes are mostly for him

Role playing can get crazy in a great and very unique way.

And to go with the kid in Mikey - he loved toys. Donnie introduced him to the Bad Dragon sex toys

Mikey was willing to get in on pretty much anywhere. His place, her place, the couch, the truck, his own brother’s rooms if they were quiet enough… Anyplace is good enough for him to get down with his mate.

He wants somebody to watch even showing off what he could do to her to get under their skin

He’s good on aftercare but only after he cuddles and over loves his girl

Has some of the dirtiest fantasies and is the most willing to try them out

Bonus

Raven:

(Took from the internet until I can get a picture of her but this is the closest - so this is not mine)

Now obviously if she’s with 4 kinky men this girl is gonna have more then a few kinks - in fact put them together and she might just have the most because she’s into everything they are and more. She trust them more then she trusts herself so when something happens they already know she is theirs and that she knows they wouldn't hurt her on purpose

There are probably too many to actually list so I’ll just give you a few, she looks like a sweet innocent angel but her halo is held up by horns

She likes it rough and enjoys everything that comes with it: Hair pulling, Biting, Spanking, Choking, Pinned down while they go as hard, deep, or fast as they want

Submissive with her rarely being Dominate (Mostly with Don)

DP / Multiple partners at the same time - Group sex happens more then you think and no matter what she makes all of them feel like alphas

Weaknesses are tattoos, biting/sucking on the neck, muscles - them flexing for her

Loves the name calling

Begs to be tied up or blindfolded when the guys aren’t sure of themselves - this takes a lot of trust with her so they tend to hold back until she ask for more

BDSM / S&M

She has small Masochist tendencies liking a little pain with the loads of pleasure her lovers show her

Loves giving oral

Plays along with the boys fantasies no matter how crazy it sounds she’s all for making them happy no matter what

Just a few off the top of my head without doubling the boys - if it’s on their list she likes

I know it’s long but trust me I cut this way the hell down hope this answered your questions

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ELIPPER AND TWIN AU MABCIFICA IF U DON'T MIND👀👀👀

ELIPPER

General:

How long will they last? - Infinity and beyond. As long as the Earth orbits the sun. Till death do them part.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They’re both really stubborn, but the crush developed as kids. They’re probably “officially in love” by juinor year?

How was their first kiss? -A little clumsy, but it was precious.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - DIPPER

Who is the best man/men? - Woman. It’s Mabel.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elise demands that she gets Candy, Pacifica and Grenda bc Dipper gets Mabel AND Waddles.

Who did the most planning? - Elise probably did a lot of planning for her own stuff, but she tried to make sure DIpper was included on all the ceremony stuff.

Who stressed the most? - I wanna say it’s equal but Dipshit probably wins.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Bride’s parents bc they’re dead.

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - My usual dipifica has two so I’d say about two for Elipper too.

How many children will they adopt? - They may not?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Probably Elise bc she’d wanna do the entire stay-at-home mom schtick.

Who is the stricter parent? - Elise bc Dipper doesn’t see them as much.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - I feel like neither of them would really constrain them too much? But if it was like, life-and-death they’d both seriously put a foot down.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Elise

Who is the more loved parent? - Dipper bc he’ll sneak them junk food from the pantry when he isn’t supposed to.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Elise

Who cried the most at graduation? - DIPPER

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Elise. I really like the idea of Elise going into law enforcement so she probably has some in’s with the county jail.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Neither of them are very good, but Elise tries really hard to get better so probably her.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Also Elise bc you can take the caviar away from the girl, but you can’t take the girl away from the caviar.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Elise. She tries a family activity on Dipper’s days off.

How often do they bake desserts? - Elise is like, soccer mom extraordinaire. She always has some new cookie recipe she wants to try.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I feel like that Elise tries to give them a balance, but they lean more towards meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - DIPPER

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Dipper. He was there that time Elise almost burned the apartment down boiling water so he hasn’t completely trusted her in a kitchen since.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - By the time they have children it’s Dipper bc Elise has been practicing really hard.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Elise

Who is really against chores? -Neither really. Dipper probably doesn’t have as much time to help though.

Who cleans up after the pets? - They probably have like a dog? So they take turns cleaning p the yard until they’re kids are old enough to do it.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dipper if he’s in a hurry.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - I wanna say Elise but it could be both. Depends on the guests,.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Dipper and he’S KEEPING IT.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Elise. She likes baths with like, candles and bath bombs and soothing music after a long day.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together usually. One holds the leash and the other one holds the bags.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Only for the major ones like Christmas/Hanukkah and MAYBE Thanksgiving. Also Three Kings’ Day. (bless u DC for fixing my cultural screw ups)

What are their goals for the relationship? - Pretty much by the time they get together they’re in so deep that it’s either “gonna be forever or…go down in flames.”

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Either of them, but most likely Dipper.

Who plays the most pranks? - Elise probably.

MABIFICA

General:

How long will they last? - They’re the moon and the stars. SO like, as long as there’s galaxies.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Similar to Elipper, but Pacifica was kinda fighting off her lesbianism for a bit. Until Elise was like, “Ur obviously gay pls just enjoy urself”

How was their first kiss? - Probably a bit messy, I feel like there’s was a passion-of-the-moment kind of deal.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - My money is on Paz.

Who is the best man/men? - Dipdot. Waddles is a groomsman. Or is it bridesman?

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elise is maid of honor, Candy and Grenda are probably in there too.

Who did the most planning? - Mabel started their scrapbook for it like…senior year of high school.

Who stressed the most? - Probably Paz.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. They’re “go big or go home” oriented.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Northwest parents bc they’re dead.

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Not really physically possible.

How many children will they adopt? - I feel like they’d get a little boy and spoil him. Mabel probably wants a small army, but Pacifica only wants few.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - I feel like Mabel would also jump straight into the whole stay-at-home-mom thing even if she isn’t exactly a stay-at-home-mom

Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Pacifica.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Pacifica. Mabel is encouraging them.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - They probably have a schedule in the kitchen somewhere and like, reminder stucky notes and the fridge.

Who is the more loved parent? - I feel like if they just have the one son he loves them both equally.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Probably Mabel. I don’t know if Pacifica could sit through all that.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Mabel probably.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Mabel. SHe got tips from Elise.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Mabel bc Pacifica CAN’T COOK

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Pacifica.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They probably make the list together, but Paciifca goes by herself bc Mabel will add lots of last-minute items they don’t need.

How often do they bake desserts? - Mabel usually has something sweet freshly made.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Pacifica is more for salad, whereas Mabel is a meat eater.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - I feel like it’s equal? But I’m leaning more towards Paz.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Probably Mabel.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Pacifica.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Pacifica.

Who is really against chores? - Mabel pulls her wait but she kinda whines about it.

Who cleans up after the pets? - I feel like it’d be Mabel. She’s spent so much time taking care of Waddles that picking up after any animals is second-nature.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Mabel if she’s feeling rushed.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Probably Pacifica, outwardly. Mabel reassures her but is also inwardly screaming.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Mabel lost it there, then found it along with some stray yarn and a Cheeto.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Probably Pacifica.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Idk if they’d get a dog since they might still have Waddles? Mabel takes Waddles for his walks, and Paz takes the dog if they get one.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -They probably do the major holidays. Three Kings’ Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hanukkah, and maybe New Year’s and Valentine’s Day too.

What are their goals for the relationship? - To be happy together for as long as possible.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mabel. I feel like Paz would feel sick f she slept in too late.

Who plays the most pranks? -Mabel

#llamanorthwest #[you have one new message][asks]#[the princess has answered][answered asks]#[headcannons]#[twingenuity][twin au]#[when icarus touched the sun][elipper]#[love brighter than the cosmos][twin au mabifica]#[i sipped the sex ones bc nah son i didn;t wanna tonight.]#[also the mabifica ones are just my own headcannons and don't have to be part of the twin au canon]

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