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juststandingthere · 9 months
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WAIT WHEN WAS FINDJACKWALTEN.COM UPDATED?
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i can't believe they finally have necks
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Kit, narrating: Time enough at last to eat a sandwich. Though, even he knew that this sandwich was nearer his last sandwich than his first. Söze: . . . Morris, I'm trying to eat. Kit: He said, oldly, his brittle bones straining to support the weight of his wrinkly skin. Söze: Stop narrating me! Kit: He shouted to no one. Just a man alone in time, with nothing but the cold squishyness of a soggy sandwich to comfort him.
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luffyrose · 1 year
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uh- I totally didn't disappear for over a month because I can't remember things exist if I get distracted for more than one minute....not at all....
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alleesaur · 1 month
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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sufficientlylargen · 1 year
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inkubadoramagica · 1 month
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Looks like the Wolverine has nightmares, thank God Wade is there to comfort his babygirl.
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toskarin · 1 year
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oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit
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doityourselfbombs · 1 year
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osha compliant blowjob
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kelddaa · 6 months
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I was plagued by a vision
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egophiliac · 6 months
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
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hoofpeet · 12 days
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Doing a full pivot in 2025 into dedicating this blog to Between the Lions fanart
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aparticularbandit · 7 months
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me, at walmart: i should look at the clothes on sale maybe i'll find something i like
junko: NO DON'T BUY LAST SEASON'S CLOTHES!!!!
me: junko i'm not a fashionista i do not have the money to buy new clothes every season
junko: ....
junko: -gestures loudly-
me: i'm also not going to buy one of the leprechaun hats.
junko: -crosses arms- you're no fun.
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elbiotipo · 10 months
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I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes
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A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for
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hinamie · 23 days
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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me
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