#I don't wannnnt

[wandeel]

For a writing of the week HalBarry, I'm going to have to watch Justice League Dark: Apokolips War again and read the chapters of DC vs. Vampires...In fact, "writing" is a synonym of "being a masochist"

[lenskij]

opening tumblr every morning like an. advent calendar. to see if ive got polls yet.

[missamyrisa2]

Omggg a ler feeding me poprocks and praying perfumes on me before tickling me sounds sooo ticklehot 🙈

eeeeee~~!! This is tapping into a tickle scenario I've never been able to articulate just right ~~ but I love this idea of like the prep, y'know? All these things that are totally normal stuff, maybe a little ticklyyy but it's that they're being done as this prelude to the tickles is sooo hotttt~~ likeeee a tickler giving you finger massages as this like gentle slightly sensual thing to loosen you before they make you gasp the air as you're tickled mercilessly~

And ghhhh okayyyy so I don't have a food kink or anything but I just kindaaaa love the idea of a tickler making me eat something before or during tickles. Likeeee ~

contended sighs slipped my lips as their fingers worked over my arms, caressing and massaging my muscles. The doting on the sculpting I'd done was making me blush furiously, possibly more than when I had been tickled moments before. The sound of the sprayer tingled in my ears, such a silly thing but it always makes me shiver ~ much to their delight. The scent of the perfume filled my nostrils. I writhed on the chair as they hummed and rubbed thoughtfully into my elbow.

"how does it feel?"

They probed me for reactions, earnestly massaging the scent into my skin as I stammered a response, something like "unnh yhhh~~~ elbow." Another spray and I'm squeaking. The scent is massaged into my nape, their hand on that zone making me melt with want~ want for this attention, want for them. Just...wannnnt~~ which doesn't go unnoticed~ as then I am giggling, cackling, snorting even. I'm quickly punished for getting so amorous from the perfume treatment, fingers attacking my tummy and squeezing my thighs ~

Their wiggly fingers skidded up my ribs once more, crawling like two spiders up that stretch of sensitive spots to tease at my underarms and scribble inward to torment my royal chest buttons~ and as I gasped and yelped through my silly giggles, they grasped my hip with a slowly rubbing thumb and uttered the command~

"tongue~~~" they sang~

I shook my head defiantly, clamping my lips shut. Their thumb started rubbing as their knowing smirk grew. I pleaded through my shut mouth mmmh mmhing. "Come on now. Open wiiide~~!" I tried my best, I shook fervently on the chair my legs slapping together in protest. Mmmmmmh mmh mmh! Begging as if I was gagged, eyes wide as their other hand came in, ready for my break. I couldn't hold on, my grip slipped as that thumb worked inward and started circling my hip dip with just that right amount of teasyyyyy tickle pressure annnddd

"mhhhaaawww nnnononoooogglopmmhh" I heard my voice emerge for a moment of pleading, promptly cut off as they worked the spoon into my mouth once more to make a little deposit of those evil bitsss. The sweet candy sizzled immediately at my excess buildup from holding my mouth shut. They watched in delight as my tongue and roof of my mouth were tickled so playfully yet so wickedly~ my body trembling and bouncing in protest as I'm made to endure, and made to realize it'll be just another round of tickles to lead me right back to another sparkly ticklyyy feeding~

(sorry I totally self inserted instead of teasing youuu about thissss~~ I just couldn't help myselfff~~)

[theehorsepusssy]

i fucked this sadist guy when i was 17/18 but i fell for his soft spot but then he knocked up this girl and that was a decade ago and i had a sex dream about him the other day so i texted him and he texted me back and seemed pleasant surprised that i had contacted him and we had a nice chat but he's still with his baby mama but i wannnnt um to flirt with him more what should i do he hasn't responded to my last text,. should i text him again or leave it alone, my costar account said "don't love triangles" but i adore him and i know he has a soft spot for me idk i don't wanna be a home wrecker but i'm 🤤 bout him

Ugh. I hate kids. I'd be suspicious of how good a fuck he may be presently cuz getting a chick knocked up and doing that baby mama/baby daddy thing is just messy from every angle......But maybe he has been reserving all that good fuck energy cuz he's stuck. I see your conundrum. I'm usually all about getting that dick but I'd say anticipate a mess after.

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

I have to get ready for work and I don't wannnnt to :(

[crazylil-lion]

I want more sex toys🫠

Even tho I don't use the ones I got now as much as I want cause no one to play for and I get sad.

Buuut theres so many toys I wannnnt. I wanna fuck myself so good lol mostly cause I like huge toys

But idkkkk whats the point for jus me. I wanna be someones slut playin for myself feels empty

[returnsandreturns]

(don't reblog) a girl who asked me out and then said she wanted to hang out because she's okay with being in the "friend zone" when i turned her down sent me a text at exactly midnight asking if i wanted to take a pottery class with her even though i've been very obviously avoiding her. i know i should just be straightforward but, damn it, make it a social norm to assume that a combination of ignored texts and very purposefully not paying attention to you when you're at my place of employment mean no thanks

(the friend zone!!)

(it's so much harder to turn down friendship than romance and i blame society!!!)

[pocketramblr]

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no someone kill Roshone- Amaran you can bite it too, get away you nasty recruiter, you far worse man under that

[scattered-winter]

it's BATFAM FIC REC TIME!! feat. my very correct commentary

these are organized roughly by character, but some of them involve multiple members of the Batfam so that's its own category as well. these are all the fics in my bookmarks, but if anyone has any they'd like to contribute, hit me up!

bruce-centric

Nature and Nurture by lurkinglurkerwholurks

this fic. THIS FIC. staying up all night crying, screaming into the pillow, etc etc. lots of good feels, lots of angst, each character gets a moment to shine. 11/10 age regression fic

The Once and Future Batman by Electrons

another age regression fic! as always, Electrons doesn't MISS. humor, angst, and fluff all packed together, giving special attention to the nuances of crime fighting. I am COMPELLED

dick-centric

Fear by Electrons

Young Justice (TV) universe. fear toxin fic feat. Good Dad!Bruce

do as I say (not as I do) by daringyounggrayson

blood and fluff, with a side of Bruce being a good dad for the soul

i trust no one else by wingedgrace

I am. not normal about this fic. and I simply never will be. IMPECCABLE batfam feels with a straight shot of pure angst (and some softer sibling stuff to break it up a bit. I'm not a masochist). it DOES contain implied torture from the antagonist and some implied abuse from Bruce, so be mindful and read the tags before diving in; but I personally thought it was all beautifully handled, and it's one of the few fics with Bad Dad!Bruce that I will accept because of that. all in all, it's one of those fics that tore my heart into pieces and stitched it back together at the end <3

wings and other broken things by wingedgrace

Talon!Dick AUs always make me INSANE and this is no exception. it kept me up for hours because I had to take frequent scream-into-the-pillow breaks. lots of angst and mild whump, but also so many soft cuddle scenes that I am FED AND WATERED HALLELUJAH AMEN

jason-centric

White Lighters / Afterglow by lurkinglurkerwholurks

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP ETC

tim-centric

Boys Don't Cry by TimDrakeIsMyPatronus

angst with some good sibling vibes! mind the tags though <3

is anyone getting this? by Batshit_Bogs

HOOOOOLY FUCK OWWWWWW ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST /pos

Plummeting by TimDrakeIsMyPatronus

more Tim whump! some Good Dad!Bruce too :]

I See Dead People by Sohotthateveryonedied

ok listen. LISTEN.

I'm soooo normal about this fic

*narrator voice* no the fuck they aren't

damian-centric

Notoriously Hard to Kill by Batshit_Bogs

angst and some batfam feels (featuring my favorite trope: arena battles)

Help, I Accidentally Almost Killed the Neighbor by Batshit_Bogs

this author never MISSES with Damian I swear to god. soft and fluffy beekeeper au with a smidgen of DamiJon for spice

Paint Cans and Sneaking Out by Batshit_Bogs

screaming crying throwing up etc <3 Damian as a graffiti artist isn't what I thought I needed, but boy is it a need

duke-centric

Strange Bedfellows by snackbaskets

a short lil cuddlefic that I love more than my own family /j

batfam

Frightening, But Not Afraid by snackbaskets

FEAR TOXIN WINGFIC WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANNNNT?!?!?! angst but more importantly, FLUFFY WING CUDDLES

Bats of a Feather by Batshit_Bogs

MORE WINGFICS!!! frothing at the mouth feral over these <3 angst, fluff, and humor (feat. Dick and Damian as Batman and Robin!)

Watch This by snackbaskets

a cocaine shot of pure fluff. Good Dad!Bruce with a side of mischievous childe Robin and HalBarry as a treat

Kidding Around With the Bats by bewaretheboojum, njw, Silver_Snow_77, and vellaphoria

half the batfam gets deaged. shenanigans ensue. fluff and humor with a dash of angst for flavor

The Robin Protocol by snackbaskets

*holds this fic close to my chest* it's just..........so so so important to me ok

Cling-On by Bjurnberg

Dick as Robin, sneaking into a JL meeting. fluff and humor and BAM SURPRISE ANGST

Why Adopt Kids When You Can Adopt Merpeople by Batshit_Bogs

this series lives in my brain rent-free. makes me insane /pos. mind the tags though babes <3

We'll Be Carrying Each Other by Sohotthateveryonedied

*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Gotham by Gaslight AU. makes me insane.

Through the Mirror by Batshit_Bogs

holy. FUCKING shit. definitely my favorite Reverse Robins au to date. makes me insane. froth at the mouth, if you will. I wish I could eat this series. warning: don't read it all in one sitting because the angst overload probably rewired my brain when I did that👍

go forth and give these authors some love!!!

[autumnwander]

I talk to you but xD My real name is A.J. I don't have a favorite color anymore... I just love colors. I think my favorite ship is Jean Luc Picard and Beverly Crusher in Star Trek The Next Generation. My favorite ice cream flavor is cotton candy, and I don't have a cat but I wannnnt onnnne. What about you?

Cool. My name is Crystal. My favorite color is purple. My favorite ship is DonxKelly but you already knew that. My favorite flavor of ice cream used to be vanilla but now it's chocolate. I have a cat named Alex.

[missamyrisa2]

This isn’t really an ask but…

I want you to tease and tickle me so badly….like I need it 🤤

Ooooh I knowww I knowwwe darling darling darlinggg~~ but darlingggg? Relaxxxxx just relaxxx it's just a featherrrr tracing your twitchy cuuuuute bellyyyy in these tight circlesss~ I knowww I knowwee ~ you wannnnnt it sooo bad huh? Just sooooo touch starved and cuddle wanty and snuggle desireyyy~ you want allll that special attention on your ticklish sensitive body don't youuu~ you wannnnt my soffft soft makeup brush tracing your waist from hip to hip~~ mmhmm your hip bonesss~ hip boooones~~ tickle tickle tickleee~ just relaxxxx let the ticklessss tickle youuu ~ I've got you darling ~ you aren't going anyyyywhere~ mmmh just calm down calmmmm downnn ~ I'm gonna kissssyy your collar nowww muuahh muahhh~ why darling it's just the raindrops come down to make you sooo happyyy ~ kisssy kissy rainsss on your chestttt and oooh one for this button and ooooooh~ one for thiiiis one tooo~ coochie coooo cutieee~ I knowwwwe ~ yeahhh you're a ticklebug and you just want these tickles alwayssss huhhh~

you tell me alll about it nowww~ telll your amy mama how badlyyyy you want these plush lips brushing your bellybuttonn back and forth while my thumbnails glide on your sides like thissss~ tickles tickles ticklesss~ you can squirm and squeak allll you like, because it's notttt stopping and it's gonna get youuu and it's gonna tickle~ and mmmh let's jusssst nibble licky kissy your hip dips and waistttt while my brushhy brush tickles you heree~ yeahhh I know where you wannntt these tickles you naughty thing I'm gonna tickle you riiight where you want it mostttt ~ give me alll those giggly moans now, all ov themmm~ or I'll just keep tickling you moreee~ mmhmm such an eager volunteer for giggly giggless my, my myyyy look at youuuu~! such an eager lil needy thing huh? Yesss you're needy and cuuuute and I'm gonna overload you with my love and attention and affection until you're nothing but a melting embering pile of gaspyyy snickermoansss and then I'm just gonna tickle youuu moree~!!

[dreaminginsteadofsleeping42]

Had to do an assignment for high school that was basically “what would you do if you got pregnant unexpectedly?” and putting myself in that head-space . . .man. I really, really don’t want kids.