Kabru: I identify as a weirdosexual, I am attracted to FREAKS and FREAKS ONLY
Laios: Hey Kabru, wanna eat a meal cooked out of the unfertilized embryos of eggs laid by giant bird-reptile hybrids on the way to the bottom of this death-labyrinth to rescue my sister the harpy-dragon? :)
Kabru, already unbuckling his cuirass: Laios, you're so fucking weird. I'm going to have to kill you
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Reporter, to Libby: So, how does it feel to be marrying someone so out of your league?
Libby: Well-
Nash, cutting her off: Feels amazin', darlin', thanks
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The Witness: "You wish to aid your Traveler to spread the poison of life - chaos disguised as freedom. Let us enlighten you. Be triumphant over entropy."
RZ-3, #1 Void User and the literal embodiment of chaos and entropy: ☹️
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Be Safe Reader in the Day Court library, doing her thing and not realizing that Rhys stuck this on her back. For Az’s shadows bc he’s banned from entering the library himself and Rhys just knows Az can’t just leave you alone.
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One thing about Luffy is; you can change his shirt, his vest you can even give him a long coat or dress but you can pry those jorts out of his could dead hands.
The world can end and Luffy will still be right there giving em hell in those jorts
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I'm glad people enjoyed this hehe
Was curious what people would think, I'm still learning these characters. I read and enjoyed the commentary in the reblogs. Thanks for voting!
Now that I think about it, Shadow showing up could be "the gift" (which I'm sure would be appreciated) but that doesn't mean other stuff can't happen ;) Happy birthday to the blue hedgehog that loves adventure!
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