would yall care if i did rants where a pick a random song from my hannibal playlist and explain why i have the song in my playlist (in the most informal and incomprehensible way possible)
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would you be my autistic brother in horror
Why yes I would
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Jonny from Friday Night Dinner is hot I'm ngl
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PB JUST HAD TO MAKE THE VILLAIN A HOTTIE HUH
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i would sell my soul for a tr or bllk anon 💔
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I think eddie lies about Dustin’s age to get kid discounts when they go places.
For example, eddie takes dustin to a museum to see dinosaurs like any good father would. Lies for discounted tickets
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
Proof below:
Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
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