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thethirdtriplet · 1 month
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Headcanon for the Bats:
The Bats are absolute menaces to society, in their own weird and unique ways.
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Dick refuses to be referred to as anything but “Dick” when in public with his family or even his friends, so no, he will not be referred to by his legal name or any of his common nicknames, but any and all variations or nicknames for “Dick” (Dickie, Dikehead, ect…) are acceptable:
It almost makes Dick a little too happy when any of his siblings yells “Dick” in a crowded room or public place.
One woman actually yelled at Dick and his siblings for their language, that is, until he informed her that Dick is his name. She was so embarrassed she turned a deep shade of red and she apologised.
Dick tried to hide his smirk because he's an absolutely horrible person. His siblings are not impressed, and refuse to admit that it’s kinda funny.
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On Father’s Day, Bruce receives a multitude of gifts from his children (whether legal, emotional or biological), as a joke he has to receive at least one gift that has “worst parent ever” on it, from one of them. And while he loves all of the gifts (gag gifts or sentimental) equally, he still has his favourites:
Bruce might enjoy the utter horror and unease a little more than necessary as he uses the thermos Jason bought him for Father’s Day with the words “worst dad ever”, printed on the front, in bright red for all to see.
He is currently forced to endure attending yet another board meeting when one -brave but stupid- new board member made a rather rude comment about how Bruce’s kids shouldn’t disrespect him with such gifts. Which prompts Bruce to go on a tirade about how he should mind his own business, and never speak about any of his kids like that. It got so bad, and he was so furious, that none of the other board members mentioned that the meeting would be ending soon. By the end of Bruce’s speech, their time was up and the meeting had to end.
Not that Bruce was finished. The next day, to work, bruce wore the bright blue tie Dick had gotten him, holding the mug Tim got him that had “Not the best parent, but I am trying my best.” printed on it. And he has continued to wear the things his kids buy him to work, without fail.
No one mentions anything about his clothing choices or the mugs (yes, mugs because there’re multiple mugs with equally concerning words printed on all of them), because if they do, he will go on a tirade about his kids and how much he loves them, and no work will get done.
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someeragonmemes · 8 months
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Finally got my friend to read the damn series and oh my god it’s worth it
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therealcalrissian · 27 days
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the clones lacking the ability to proficiently lie: a thread
“where is your captain?”
“uhhh…captaining.”
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“what’s going on here?”
“nothing sir, just waiting for the general…uh…general.”
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“trooper! report, trooper!”
“uh yes sir, uh everything’s fine in the hanger sir. nothing’s out of control down here.”
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i swear none of these guys are beating the bad lying allegations *cough cough fives cough*
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derangedangel · 19 days
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Starting a list of reasons why Damon was not the right choice for Elena:
• He killed Jeremy (yes Jeremy was wearing the Gilbert ring, but he didn’t know that)
• Flirting with his brother’s girlfriend
•Killing his brother’s bff to cover his own tracks
•All the times Stefan gave Elena a choice and Damon did the opposite (freewill is cool)
•Almost killed Matt after Elena “died” cause he was mad he lived instead of Elena (which is dumb cause then she died for nothing)
•Using Caroline as his own personal blood bag and plaything
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dykeredhood · 4 months
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Characters without mouths:
TDKR Bane
Winter Soldier
the three princesses from direct-to-video Mulan 2
Doctor Fate
Black Noir
Neo (for a bit)
Greg Saunders/DC’s Vigilante (the cowboy one)
Red Hood
Vigilante from the Peacemaker series
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monacorain · 2 years
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Sebchal Vibes
Just a few everyday things that remind me of their relationship. :)
Heavy thunderstorm rain
Late afternoon sunlight
White cotton curtains
Deep red
Dark autumnal colours
Champagne Problems - Taylor Swift
Clementines
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etakeh · 5 months
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marisatomay · 20 days
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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retquits · 3 months
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1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱
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Beautiful from Ordinary Days
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sirenetica · 5 days
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Worked on these during MCC
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shoomlah · 7 months
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Thought it would be fun to see how I drew David Tennant 12 years ago vs. now
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screachogreilige · 24 days
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remember the fun we had
redrew this because it was making its rounds again
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abellarts · 21 days
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jon should have been able to sock him at least once before s5
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arabella-s-arts · 2 months
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.
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spicyraeman · 7 months
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some lae'zel body studies
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