#I wish Lucifer was afraid of dogs

[nerdy-talks]

Vampire!Lucifer and MC's Blood

I'll keep a bag packed and ready by my window, so don't keep me waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[projectbluearcadia]

"Oops."

This is just the kind of scenario that pops up in my head a lot. The walls in the House of Lamentation have ears. (Suggestive)

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“MC, my room. Now,” Lucifer snapped when he saw the mess you and Mammon had made. As usual, Mammon was getting himself in trouble with a so-called good idea and you were roped into it. This time, it had been adopting a feral demon.

Mammon, of course, had wanted to become a selective breeder after he heard about what purebred dogs are worth. Though now he gave up on that because he was a little too attached to the pair of Harumons he’d just adopted. 

In any case, the living room was an absolute disaster area, and Lucifer was very clearly pissed. 

“I-It was me! Why're you taking MC??” Mammon cried after Lucifer, and he turned a glare back at his little brother. 

“I’ll deal with you later.” 

And he left Mammon in silence, dragging MC by the collar. 

Guilty and feeling scared for the resident human, he followed and debated outside Lucifer’s door whether or not he should knock it down and rescue her. 

“L-Listen, Lucifer we can talk about th—Ah!” Mammon flinched at the high-pitched cry against the door accompanying a loud thud. 

“MC…” Lucifer’s lowered voice rasped. “I think I already warned you there would be consequences for doing something stupid like this.” 

“You’re not my dad!”

“No,” Lucifer replied, and a whimper resounded through the wood, making Mammon shiver. Should he risk it and jump in? Should he? “But you serve me, now don’t you MC?” 

“Well…y-yes…” 

“And since you so willingly went along with whatever that idiot’s harebrained scheme was this time, you’re going to make me feel better.” 

“M-My knees are still sore… sir.” Mammon was half tempted to break in there, a little enraged at the thought of whatever physical punishment he’d given to her. Didn't he know that human was fragile!? And how could he do that when she was so cute anyway!?

“Then rest assured that I’ll make something else sore today.”

“W-Wait, Lu-Lucifer,” she gasped before she let out a surprised cry, and Mammon felt his ears turn hot as the sound of a kiss and something else reached his ears. 

“No waiting,” Lucifer growled, breathless as she panted. “I’ve been waiting.” 

“Ah! N-Not there!” she cried out, still heaving for breath, and Mammon flinched as he heard a thump against the door. 

“Why not? You’re shaking your hips like you’re enjoying it. Dirty girl.” 

Fuckin’ hell, Mammon thought. He’s doin' it that way…. Come to think of it, I think Levi was complaining about that earlier... I really should lea--

“Ahn?! Lucifer, why did you lick me!?” 

Mammon's ears turned pink at the sound that came out of her mouth, and he found himself desperately wishing that he was in Lucifer's place.

“Would you have preferred I childishly bit you like I wanted to?" Lucifer chuckled to himself. "But you want me to lick somewhere else, don’t you? If you want that, then you’re going to beg for it… and I’ll make you scream so loud that the entire house will know.”

“A-Aren’t you afraid they’ll get scared…?” 

“They know I’m here, and they know damn well I’d never let anything happen to you. They’ll know exactly why you’re screaming. I promise.” 

Mammon covered his reddened face with a groan. That asshole knew I was gonna follow to make sure she was okay, didn' he? Fuck. I'm not sleepin' tonight...

As a bonus, when the other brothers found out that Mammon was the reason that Lucifer was making MC scream louder than usual, they casually bullied him the next day. Lucifer was satisfied.

MC later made them make up and screwed them both ruthlessly.

[i-am-the-avatar-of-idiocy]

Baby trapping with the yandere obey me boys

AFAB! Reader, you/your pronouns, my favouritism for certain characters being obvious

tw pregnancy/yandere

Part 2- do they see the child as their own person or an extension of MC?

Who do I think is most to least likely to baby trap MC?

Diavolo

I honestly think this partially because he needs an heir because he’s a royal but also he’s delusional. He truly believes you love everything he does and you’re both ready to have a child. It also ties you down to him, what more does he want but that? If you have a child together, surely you can’t leave him.

he dismisses your fears with patronising words and gentle touches. It seems you cannot anger him during this period, take this newfound power with care though. Just because he can’t punish you now, doesn’t mean he’ll hold a grudge

from an outsider looking in, you are an adorable couple excited for their baby to be born, but they don’t see the crying as you are kept at arms length so you don’t do something stupid. They don’t see the pain you feel when he talks to your growing belly in such a tender way that you wish your relationship could be normal. It would be a comfort then. But it’s not. It feels like a constant threat, you are too afraid to push him away or move

I think your child(ren) will grow up thinking you and diavolo are normal and lost in love with one another until they reach their teen years where they realise it’s not healthy. You think they’ll help you? I’m afraid your mistaken, they will simply act as guard dogs for their father. You cant leave now, none of them want you too. You love them don’t you?

leviathan

levi is next in my list.

this might not be a popular pick for this high position but it asserts to him that you are HIS

he’s not prepared to be a father, you don’t want his child

You cant find help anywhere, his brothers don’t know your there. You just know there is a child inside you and you want it gone.

levi sees it as a sign of your love, he feels affirmed by it

he will do research to help you but you just cry. This delusional demon thinks they’re happy tears

he tries to make you feel happy, truly

The chains are for your safety

he wants you to be together forever and this child HE put there keeps you tied. Why cant you understand that?

the pregnancy runs surprisingly smooth however you are left a broken being by the end of it

You think this could alert the brothers though, however what you don’t realise is that leviathan has a secondary location prepared. You’re still a prisoner, but you have a bit more space. You can hardly look at the child when it looks so similar to the bastard who kidnapped you. You know it’s not their fault but you hate them

the child(ren) grow up knowing you and their father aren’t a normal couple

I see 2 outcomes: they help you escape and reintegrate you into society and call their uncles to help OR when they still are young and Levi isn’t around you kill them. You feel guilty but in the spur of the moment it seemed logical. And Levi went furious over this and you were drowned when he summoned Lotan. He couldn’t believe you were all dead. He kept you and the kid in a coffin looking for ways to bring you back. You can only hope he doesnt

Lucifer

Well it’s quite obvious he’d be high on the list

hes a control freak and a sadist

seeing you wailing as it’s obvious that your pregnant makes him feel a sick sense of joy.

you’re stuck with him. Forever. You couldn’t raise a half demon child on your own and you know it. You couldn’t provide and no one would believe what lucifer did to you was true

hes baby-proofing everything

he constantly reminds you of it too

He knows how much you hate this situation , but he just doesn’t seem to care

he does make sure you get all the care you need and everything you could even think of.

the pregnancy runs somewhat smoothly with only your hatred of him causing some disruption

he still punishes you, but lighter than before.

you try not to hate the baby, you know it’s the fathers fault, but you can’t help but want to cry as you see the dark hair and red eyes in small bundle you hold close to you. You want to protect it though, from Lucifer

he seems to be more tender than before, but he’s still cruel

Lucifer uses the child as a reward. If you behave you see it. If you don’t, would be a shame if something happened, wouldn’t it?

It could grow up cruel and like it’s father or like you, wanting you to get out. Maybe if it speaks out when it’s older and people get to you fast enough, you’ll be saved? This depends on how much the child sees you though

Satan

He is sure it will strengthen the bond between you

he also just wants you to feel forced to stay with him

surprisingly, he treats you both extremely well. It’s almost enough to help you forget the circumstances on your ‘relationship’ ALMOST

he enjoys reading books to the bump and kissing it, it’s honestly heartwarming.

he makes sure you get all the medical attention you need and also your cats are an excellent form of comfort and warmth

he enjoys looking after you, he treats you so well because maybe the entire experience might make Stockholm get its hold in you?

The child sees the healthy side of your relationship because you cannot bear the idea of it seeing what happens behind closed doors

it grows up blissfully unaware and if it does work it out, they will simply ignore it, out of fear or not, you’ll never know

youll be the image of the happy family, but you never will be and you know it.

Mammon

It was an accident but a part of him is happy

He and your love formed a whole new thing.

you can’t leave him now, after all you have showed your devotion

unfortunately he thinks he knows how this will work. He doesn’t

he takes up more of your time than before and he doesn’t provide everything you need. No doctors appointments because he can’t stand other people touching you

so it’s a horrible experience

you suffer through the whole experience and he can’t see it

the child grows up like their father I’m afraid, clingy and a bit of a moron but you try not to hold their resemblance to their father against them

you might be able to get away I think. Depends on the plan

Simeon

Honestly I think you could ignore the toxic traits and it could happen quite quickly with him. It looks like a normal relationship but you know deep down it’s not

its a ‘planned’ thing. By Simeon of course. Not you

he keeps you close so you can’t leave. Even before the child(ren) is born you’re stuck with him

he treats you incredibly. He keeps you as happy as you can be in that situation

the child is radiant and the perfect combination of you and it’s father. He loves the baby, you hurt that you and him are now joined in the way of a child

simeon acts as though you are normal and always have been. You go along with it. You’ve never seen him truly angry and you don’t want to so you go along with his lies.

the child grows up with affectionate parents and becomes a well rounded adult. Also big brother Luke is prominent in their life

they end up as an amazing person and you are so proud, but you know that if you asked them for help, told them the truth of their father, they wouldn’t believe you.

beelzebub

Hes a family man

Once again may be an accident

he knows your relationship is unhealthy but he thinks this will repair it

he also wants you to love him more

the pregnancy is average, not amazing, not terrible

hes sure he’ll be a great dad and assures you of it

the baby grows up in an alright household. It seems like the usual family, arguments and affection

The child won’t know what happens when they sleep and before they were born. And they never will and beel makes sure they’ll never find out

Asmodeus

Asmodeus has a true love of you. He just presents it in a less than ideal way (blackmailling you to be in a relationship with him)

he thinks that the baby will be so cute on your shared devilgram. It may also be a publicity stunt on top of forcing you to stay close to him.

you get arguably the BEST treatments in the Devildom and glow throughout the process. You’re pretty, healthy and pregnant with his baby, what more could asmo want

the baby is one of the ones that grows up in the public eye. It’s sad honestly. They grow up with little privacy

they also know (despite their father trying to hide it) the way you two ‘fell in love’, they want to help you. You’ve always been their favourite parent too

if they help you, you present it publicly that you just weren’t happy anymore. Only you three know the truth. You and the child will remain popular and wealthy and you’re safe now. The child will go a bit obsessive over your safety, make sure it doesn’t go too far though. If they don’t, it will either just remain unknown or it might come out when you snap. Will everyone believe you?

barbatos

Honestly he could go anywhere on this list. I’ve put him here though because I believe he doesn’t feel as though he has to.

he does it doesn’t do it depending on his wants. If barbatos wants a child, he’ll have a child with you. The universe is on his side, so you can’t deny it seems logical that you can’t really say no.

he may leave some feelings of not wanting the baby from you but this honestly once again depends on his feeling and his ‘relationship’ with you. If you’re more willing to fight he will be more sadistic. If you’re Docile, he’ll be kinder and gentle

( i have a headcanon that barb’s SO can see visions of the future and past but like only in other universes. I’ve written it in other works I think somewhere. I gained it from a creator who has a similar one but I changed it up a tiny bit to fit what I think so MC also has this going on for them)

the pregnancy runs perfectly. No problems. Not once.

he takes care of you really well

The child knows their parents are not in a healthy relationship.

it helps their father. Remember that he can change things to fit his will? Everything forced you to stay with him. Himself and his child. The slim chance of escape has reduced to 0, don’t worry though. They’ll take care of you

Belphegor

Belphegor doesn’t know anything about having children. But one too many escape attempts has lead him to the conclusion of a child. That would force you to stay

The pregnancy goes badly, simple enough and leads to you being in pain.

oh and by the way, you’ll be the only taking care of the child, belphie only sees it as a method of keeping you close to him.

you behave for your child’s safety. You find yourself fond of them. and of course belphie uses that against you

the child knows how bad the relationship is but doesn’t comment as it’s afraid of it’s father

Solomon

Cannot see him with kids. He doesn’t think he’d be a good father and I don’t think so either. He’s somewhat self aware

he simply uses magic to tie you down instead

[theeladymystic]

*sigh* ranting to rant

So I had a lot of people, strangers (I interact with thousands if not millions of people most weekends due to my job) and they’d all look at my art and be all “YOU SHOULD DO HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS!” and I live sans TV and very minimal internets, so my response was always “what?” And they’d try to explain it to me and then always end up warning me that the fan base was borderline, if not outright, toxic. So. I didn’t watch the show for years because who wants to involve themselves in a rumored toxic environment?

Well, I found myself with access to internet and out of Girl With The Dogs youtube videos to watch while eating, so I stumbled upon HH as I was browsing Amazon Prime Video and went, why the fuck not. So I finally watched it a few months ago and have been devouring fanfiction and art since then. And I saw something briefly a week? Two weeks ago about Vizziepop weighing in somehow on the RadioApple ship, and I was afraid (was the creator going to put a nail in the coffin of my favorite ship?) but also curious (was the creator going to support my favorite ship?), but also strapped for time so it wasn’t until about an hour ago that I went to her youtube channel to look. And I’m ANGRY and ASHAMED of the supposed “fans” who BULLIED HER into changing her wording from RadioApple to Alastor and Lucifer. BAD FANS! HORRIBLE! This is Her world! Her characters! She gets to say what she wants about them, whenever and wherever she wants! Also, everyone should have the freedom to ship whatever fictional characters they want! (I do take objections with incest and minors and real people.)

From what comments I read (which were actually very polite and nontoxic), Vizzie changed it because people were bullying because they perceived Alastor as Ace. Which, so what? I identify as Ace. Why Alastor hit me like a ton of bricks and I fell totally in love with the character. (A cute furry who sports an inverted bob, hates TV, listens to true crime (okay, fine. He committed true crimes), uses shadow magics, was an only child, sex innuendos go right over his head and actively and unashamedly refuses sexual advances?) yes. I identify with the character. But you know what. RadioApple is my favorite ship. But even if it wasn’t, I would NEVER DREAM of bullying anyone, let alone the creator, over a fandom ship. 

Treat others how you wish to be treated. When did this stop being a thing? Or it is just my old-timeyness? (Heh, another thing Alastor and I got going) If you don’t like something? So what. There’s going to be a whole hell of a lot of that in this life. People are different and deserve the right to be happy in their differences. I AM ACE and RadioApple makes me happy!

*sigh* I really don’t want this fandom to make me regret watching and falling in love with a show.

[chin-chilla-7]

How about Lucifer for an MC who is scared of him after he tries to kill them and the events of the dance?

Thanks so much for this request! I think the length of these headcanons show who my favourite brother is ahsjfkaf. Anyway-

Lucifer reacts to an MC being scared of him for his past actions.

Lucifer

You knew that Lucifer was the top dog among his brothers. He was the one who  delegated and disciplined. The eldest brother. The one in charge.

But it was one thing for him to act like that to his brothers. It was another thing for him to act that way with you.

While you were at Diavolo’s castle for the dance, you thought it would be a nice time. It wasn’t everyday you got invited to a royal ball.

But that vibe changed when you had the dance with Lucifer. At first, you thought it was nice. You were almost… flustered at the thought of getting a chance to dance with the oldest of the seven brothers.

But then his hold on you grew tighter and his tone of voice changed to something more sinister.

That threw you off from Lucifer completely. Any time he tried to initiate a private conversation between the two of you, you’d resist. You wouldn’t give in. You were afraid that the next time he pulls you aside was to follow through with his threat. It got to the point where you struggled to look him in the eye, because perhaps that would be the final straw that does it. You could never be sure with him.

He knew he scared you. And he noticed the way you acted with him now. Part of him was pleased that he scared you into submission, but there was part of him that missed your attention. This was not the kind of fear he wished for.

He calls you to his office some time later. And you’re nervous. Really nervous. Alone with him in his office. That was a recipe for something bad… right?

But when you enter the office, he’s sitting at his desk and he looks… soft. Soft may not be the right word, but he looks tired and smaller than he does when he’s looming over his brothers. So, to you, it’s a kind of soft.

He gestures to one of the free chairs for you to take, so you sit down slowly. 

He talks to you. It’s not a lecture or a threat. It’s just conversation.

You find yourself relaxing, wondering what you were even worried about with him.

What you don’t realize is him showing you this ‘softer’ side of him is a way of him apologizing, showing that he’s not always the scary brother he puts out for the world to see.

He does verbally apologize, too. “I care for my brothers. I don’t want them hurt by a human who happened to get into the exchange program but… I see how I may have gone too far.”

It’s… nice. You feel much better about being around Lucifer now that he’s done that. And now you visit him in his office more often.

[littledollll]

hiii! i love your writing so much!! can i request a luci x human!reader where luci is on earth and they run into r who is a golden retriever in human form. they introduce themselves like in a dramatic way to scare r away (just cos luci can be a drama queen) r is just like “oh cool a cosplayer. though youre too cute to be a believable lucifer.” and luci is taken aback but intrigued so they come to earth a few more times after that encounter because they have business there (they say to themself) and they keep “running into” r. (what a coincidence that they go to the same coffee shop and the same park!). they get really close but one day something happens and r finds out that lucifer wasn’t lying when they told r who they were but they still accept them and tells luci they love them no matter what.

(i didnt really think this idea through but i just wanted a fluffy fic with a loving reader giving gwendoline’s luci all the love they deserve. and gwen really is so freaking cute even when she’s being tall scary devil 🥺 you don’t have to write it if you dont want to! but thanks!!)

Think you could scare me away?

Lucifer Morningstar x human!reader

A/n: this is lowkey so cute, took me a lil to figure out how I was gonna reveal it but I like it, I hope you do too!

Warnings: none

It wasn’t unusual for Lucifer to visit the waking world, there was many business to take care of there. Sometimes just a change of scenery was needed. Others it was rouge demons, summonings, a meeting ground between realms, all things considered normal for the ruler of hell. This was one of those cases. Here they met you, after a meeting they decided to stay around a little longer, just to see what the humans were up to.

That’s when they met you, walking out of a coffee shop, you bumped into them, not really looking to the people infront of you as a cute dog walked past. “Jesus- I’m sorry I wasn’t paying attention!” You looked up to see this stunning person looking down at you with an expression you couldn’t read.

They looked towards the direction the dog went in and nodded at you. “It’s quite alright, who wouldn’t get distracted with that passing by?” Giggling you nodded. “Right! So cute!! Are you alright though? I didn’t spill anything did I?” They tilted their head. “You ask like I don’t tower over you, I should be the one asking. But no you did not, I’m unscathed.”

“Hey! no need to point me that out. I’m quite aware how tall you are.” Really, your neck was starting to hurt from looking up at them, but they were simply stunning. “I didn’t catch your name?” “I didn’t give it. Lucifer Morningstar, Ruler of hell and the underworld.”

You chucked and introduced yourself. “Sure I’ll go with that, you really do look like that one painting! A little too cute to be the ruler of hell though.” Lucifer gave you an amused smile. You were unintentionally quite the charming character.

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After that, Lucifer started visiting the waking more often, in hopes to run into you, a little stalker-ish but they learned your routine and would intentionally show up a little early in places at times they know you’d be around, you always had a friendly conversation or spend a few hours together if you had time.

The two of you grew rapidly closer yet you never really asked for their “real name” as much as they wished to tell you, Lucifer was afraid that you’d no longer want to see them, which surprised even them when they noticed that they actually cared what you thought of them.

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“You know, I had never seen you around here before I bumped into you!” “You’ve never been quite good at paying attention, sweet girl.” Turning red in the face you looked to the floor and continued talking. “I don’t think it’s possible to just miss you! you are quite the sight, I must say, Lucifer.”

The way you said their name simply didn’t sit right with Lucifer, there was nothing wrong, it just sounded like you didn’t believe them, if they were going to continue coming to see you they had to be true about who they were.

“I believe we should talk.” You looked at them confused. “Sure? about what?” In an instant you were back in your apartment. “How the hell-“ you looked around the room convinced you were some how imagining this. “Yes exactly, I wasn’t joking when I introduced myself, darling.” Your eyes snapped back to them and you nodded slowly, so they continued. “I’m not playing dress up, or cosplaying like you said.”

“You know, actually that would’ve been quite concerning- also how’d you do that! Do you have any idea how many times I’ve forgotten something here and had to walk back? Can you go anywhere-“ you started rambling, so much new information you wanted answers for every question. “Stay with me, sunshine, I’ll answer everything soon enough.” you blushed and nodded.

“You do have it clear that I am The devil. The actual fallen angel, Lucifer ruler of hell itself.” You nodded again. “And you don’t seem to care.” You tilted your head at them. “Why would I care? I’ve known you for weeks as this really nice person who I like- like a lot, you keep me company and listen to me ramble- why would I care about anything other than that, did you think you could scare me away?”

“I feel as if you’re the only being who would ever say that.” They stated plainly, a smile growing on their face as they realized you really didn’t mind, you simply saw their person, how they behaved and treated you and that was all that mattered.

“hm, tell me Lucifer Morningstar, what made you come clean?” That was a lot better. The way their name rolled off your tongue, no longer with a teasing tone or imaginary air quotes, but with playfulness and pride, like it was an honor to know their true self. “I suppose I owed it to you if I was hoping to continue meeting you, no?”

[the-golden-ghost]

but ALSO. tell me about max. hot mess oc’s my beloved <3

OH she's very put together! She keeps all her Hot Mess on the inside where no one can see

BUT

She's like 55 so if you got the impression she's a young 20something then I'm afraid not. Trash garbage old woman

She is the third oldest of six kids. But wishes she was the oldest because she's convinced she's always right about everything (and she actually usually is) and if she WERE older than maybe her IDIOT BROTHERS would listen to her)

She also has two sisters but they don't listen to her either lmao

Well. One actually cause the other one vanished without a trace. It happens

One of her older brothers is actually her twin, but he's 8 minutes older than she is and doesn't let her forget this

She is... a lawyer of some stripe. Originally defense but I think her being a divorce lawyer would be hilarious. Only I can't figure out if it would be funnier in that case for her to actually BE divorced or for her to be ironically happily married

Her (ex?)husband's name is Lucy. Short for Lucifer, if you can believe it (he tries to go by Lou but no one calls him that)

He's NOT the devil but if you met him you might be convinced otherwise

She married him to piss off her dad

She has tried to cut ties with her family on a number of occasions but never managed to do it

She does not have kids and is firmly convinced that none of her siblings should have done it, either, because their family line is a cesspool and should die. True to form no one listened and now she has 4 nieces

Actually one died so she's down to 3. Her family is bad at staying alive and stuff

She's actually VERY competent at her job and well-respected in her career. It's her family life that's hot garbage. Also she doesn't have many friends cause she's mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Faith is forever calling her up with whatever problem of the week she has. And BUGGING HER. But secretly she likes the attention

She was lukewarm on Faith at first because she brought a Big Fucking Dog into the apartment (Faith said 'a dog' and neglected to mention that Nyra weighs like 140 pounds) and wouldn't stop bothering her about the stupid ghosts (which were MENTIONED in the lease so! not her problem) but they get along okay

[willowwhispersspeakeasy]

How about the brothers with an MC who is fully blind and has a guide dog because doggies are the best creatures on the planet.

me, very afraid of dogs: okayyy lets see if I can bullshit my way through this-

OM! demon bros w/ blind mc (and their service dog)

warnings: gender neutral reader, sex and breed neutral for their dog

Lucifer

your canine companion is no issue to him. obviously as a guide dog your pup is perfectly trained and won't cause issues in the house.

as for yourself, he will insure that your pup can accompany you wherever you wish. Lucifer would do fine with a blind mc, not treating you any differently. he will scoff or facepalm when someone asks you something stupid like "do you like my drawing mc?"

he will also insure proper accommodations for RAD as well. altered braille text books, as well as other small magic items at your disposal. Lucifer's expectations of you do not change simply because of your disability. however he will insure you have all proper tools needed to achieve them.

Mammon

Mammon quickly befriends your pup. he likes dogs, big ones or loud ones just make him nervous (not that he will tell anyone that).

he is the idiot to ask stupid questions, at least in the beginning. he may ask you what you think he looks like. if you want to map his face he will take your hands and let you touch him as you like (note the warmth under your fingers of his blushing cheeks)

Mams can be protective of you of course. if your guide dog isn't with you and you don't have/dont use a cane you can expect him to place your hand on his arm or shoulder. he doesn't mind being your puppies replacement for the time being.

Leviathan

Levi doesn't like dogs. they are loud and unpredictable and they make him jumpy. he may slowly warm up to yours depending on their personality.

hes a little disappointed with your blind status. thinking of all the cool things he can't show you. it gets him down but once you explain to him the medias you do enjoy he perks up. being disabled doesn't mean you dont have fandoms or hobbies, he just didn't think about it.

it will be harder for you to befriend him quickly unfortunately. since he will go off on a tangent about some anime or manga and then quickly back petal since he thinks you wouldn't know/care anyway.

Satan

he also doesn't like dogs much. they're okay. your dog is... fine. (they'll probably grown on him with time)

as for you Satan is very curious about your perception of the world. he will observe the way you act and interact with things. curious if you have a sharper sense of touch or hearing.

you can expect him to offer to read to you if you like. but what he'd really like is for you to teach him how to read braille if possible.

Asmodeus

Asmo adores your guide dog. absolutely buys them cure things to wear on their collar or charms for their service vest. he coos and preens over your pup almost as much as he does you.

he really does simply adore you. he thought your dress haphazard since your blindness but truthfully your ability at texture detection is incredible. adding contract to outfits can be done with so much more then just color.

having you in his life has opened him up to ideas he'd never fully adventured in before. he really just thinks you are one of the cutest most creative people he knows.

Beelzebub

Beel likes your dog, but he likes most dogs. he finds them cute and amusing. will make sure to have dog safe treats for your pup.

he also probably acts as your second guide dog. he holds your hand when out if he can, mostly because he has a habit of wandering off and doesn't want to lose you. usually this doesn't happen do to his size hes easily spotted but that wouldn't happen in your case.

otherwise his behavior with you is mostly unchanged. he thinks you need to be protected and safe but that has nothing to do with your blindness and everything to do with you being a tiny human. his tiny human

Belphagor

Belphie is indifferent with dogs. some he likes, some he doesn't, most he doesn't care about. it will depend on the personality of your service dog if they become friends or not.

when he leans you are blind the first thing he will do is offer you his hands. he says "touch me wherever you want, so you can know what I 'look' like." this is mostly in the hopes of gaining your trust.

as time goes on he adjusts to your lifestyle. he, like Satan, likes to observe the way you go about things. he finds some of it humorous, but others are just interesting.

[astaroth1357]

How Often They Worry about MC…

For those who don’t know, I have a little dog named Charlie and she is a large portion of my world. There's no need to be alarmed, my dog is fine, but there are days where I hold her and all I can think about is how much I worry about her health down the line… I suppose we often do that for the people we love, particularly the ones who may not last as long as we will. Take that as inspiration if you'd like.

Lucifer 

Near constantly. 

If you tracked his blood pressure on a grid, you'd see it start to continuously rise about when he decided they were worth having in his life.

Lucifer is the eldest sibling to a whole crew of brothers so he's no stranger to worry. He worried about his brothers when they were young, he worried about them after the Fall, and he still worries about them now (even if he's less open about it).

But a part of him knows that his brothers can handle their own, at least to varying degrees. The MC, though? He's far less sure…

They've proven rather resilient, but also headstrong and reckless. Neither of which are good things to be in a place this dangerous...

If Lucifer isn't careful, he can catch himself staring at a wall or window just wondering where they are and if they're doing alright… If he called them every time he had a passing worry, their inbox would be full by the end each week.

He holds himself back because he doesn't have the time to constantly protect them, but that doesn't stop him from sending a text once or twice a day. They better respond or he'll start (secretly) panicking.

Mammon

He forgets their mortality from time to time, but every time he remembers it hits like a ton of bricks…

Mammon is a pretty "in-the-moment" person. He doesn't spend a lot of time dwelling on the future, but whenever he does the thought of losing MC always comes back to him again and again.

Like. It's gotta happen eventually, right? They're human, humans die, hell they don't even live that long to start with!

The MC can always tell when Mammon's getting worried because he'll get uncharacteristically quiet and pace around or hover by them…

Every little injury or strenuous task will suddenly seem like too much to him as well. 

If they need to carry some boxes, he'll carry them all.

If they have to jog to class, he's carrying them. 

If they so much as get a papercut, he'll have a heart attack.

It's not very hard to get Mammon out of these funks - he really does want them to reassure him that they're okay - but he's never going to get fully over it…

Not until he can steal whatever top secret immortality formula Solomon must have used anyway… He'll get it off that bastard eventually.

Leviathan

Thinks about it so often he has to actively try not to just to get any peace…

He dodges his fears for MC like a protagonist dodges lasting consequences. Every time he feels one creeping up, he's always got a distraction waiting…

"Hey where's MC at? I hope they didn't fall into the riv-OH HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW GAME!!"

"What are they doing over there…? That looks hard, what if they bre-WAIT DIDN'T MY FAVORITE VOICE ACTOR JUST RELEASE A NEW PODCAST???"

"What if the MC dies tomorrow and they leave me all alo-DEVIL FIGHT 200! YOU CAN'T BEAT DEVIL FIGHT 200, LET’S BREAK MY HIGH SCORE!!"

Cut him some slack, his psyche cannot handle the idea of losing them on top of everything else he grapples with every day.

If, on the rare occasion, he does let himself fall down that rabbit hole he becomes extra clingy and practically begs MC not to leave his room… like ever. He'd bubble wrap them if he could.

Anytime they get really hurt or really sick he refuses to leave their side even if it means he has to awkwardly sit on the floor. He just needs to be able to glance at them every so often to be sure they're alive… Still breathing?? Phew…

Satan

He worries, preps, rationalizes, then worries again…

For Satan, knowledge is power and every scrap of information he can learn about MC is more power he can use to keep them safe and healthy.

Yes, he will want their medical history. Yes, he's going to need a list of prescriptions. Family members too. And no, you do not get a choice.

He'll read up on as many things as he can - pawn medical journals off of witches and get magical alternatives from Solomon.

The cycle usually goes: 

1. He's lying awake at night because he just heard about some terrible bacteria that makes human's skin peel off or something.

2. He does all the research he can on this bacteria, its treatment options, best prevention methods, etc.

3. Gets right about to break out the rubber booties for MC to wear around, then realizes they have a very slim chance of catching said bacteria since it's only native to incredibly remote parts of Indonesia.

4. Feels instant relief that MC will probably not catch flesh-eating bacteria and can finally sleep again…

5. Hears of some other human medical horror from Solomon and starts to worry…

It's a vicious cycle indeed… But at least he's getting a lot of medical training. Soon enough he'll be the Devildom's version of a human vet (which I guess is just a doctor, come to think of it. 🤔)

Asmodeus 

Lives so "here-and-now" that he doesn't remember often, but when he does it's always heartbreaking…

Asmo usually tries to worry about things as little as possible. It’s bad for the skin, you know? But when the MC is involved, all of that goes out the window.

Like how a delicate blossom eventually wilts in the snow, the MC is bound to leave them in time… Usually there's supposed to be something beautiful in that kind of tragedy, but perhaps he's just too close to them to find any romance in it.

The thought of their death gives him breakouts and anytime they get hurt or sick he's the first brother to offer them comfort. Every time.

Because he doesn't feel like he's as physically strong as he brothers, he tries to make up for it by minding their health in other ways. Anything to keep his MC strong and beautiful as always!

If Asmo is in a worrying mood, then he may also compensate by trying to take the MC out to a party or some fun event. Why sit around worrying by himself when he could be making memories with them now, right?

Beelzebub

It comes in waves, mostly at night.

When your thoughts throughout the day are mostly, "I wish I wasn't so hungry," it doesn't afford you a lot of time to think about much else.

In a way, it's a good thing since he experiences a lot less stress. But those worries are still there and they mostly plague his dreams…

Beel doesn’t feel hungry when he's sleeping, so a lot of his fears will make themselves known overnight. An injured or dying MC is often in his rotation of nightmares though, of course, he'd rather it not be…

After having one of these dreams, his first instinct is to always make sure the MC is okay. If they're with him, he'll hug them and check their heartbeat. If they're somewhere else, he'll go to them or shoot a text.

He has woken up without realizing his nightmare was all a dream though, and usually it's up to Belphie or MC themselves to console him while he cries… It's so heartbreaking, sweet boy just puts a lot of pressure on himself to be sure they're safe…

When he worries, it's like they're the most beautiful and expensive China set in a room full of bulls and hammers. If he could tape them to his side, he probably would. He gets scared for them that much…

Belphegor 

More scared about it than anyone else in the House.

Despite his calm demeanor, Belphie is truly afraid of losing his loved ones beneath the surface… He's already lost one of his most dear siblings before, going through that again may just break him.

Unfortunately, he's also felt just how fragile the MC is firsthand... He's not even the strongest of his brothers, yet he was able to snuff them out so easily… Who's to say someone else won't try?

Like Beel, MC's death is a recurring nightmare for him but he can usually shake off his dreams fairly well, if not change them mid-sleep. More scary is when something is actually wrong with them or they're not feeling well.

Belphie always sets his inner laziness aside for the MC when he can. If they get sick, he'll usually be right along with his family to take care of them - even if he has to skip school to do so (not that he cares about class anyway).

When he's worrying about them, he tries to play it off at first, but soon enough they'll notice him acting overly concerned and losing sleep… Best to calm him down before he starts getting cranky.

[nervouswizardcycle]

OC Interview Questions

Woke up to this fantastic tag, so here we go. "Interview with vampire." *laughs* I have no idea who to tag, if you see this and want to try, go.

Name?   Which one? For enemies or friends, none of us have just one. For you, in our one time meeting, I am Arki. Word "anarchy" now on your mind, isn't it?

Are you single?  Lucifer Morningstar, the most beautiful angel believed to have ginger hair, pictured by famous masters. Person, I'm thinking about lately, have exactly the same color. Do you believe in reincarnation of angel's mortal vessel?

Are you happy?  I'm smiling, this answers nothing about inner state of mind. What is happiness in this time, new insanity. But I had a happy childhood, if this satisfies you.

Are you angry? Better question. In a situation when you are surrounded by irritation, the best thing is to remove it. Leave, anything. What if you can't? There is no exit, no fix, no pause. You get angry.

Are your parents still married? Get Ouija board, let's ask together.

=NINE FACTS=

Birthplace?   This very city. From first breath of local toxic air with radiation still around after tower fall. Maybe, my infant eyes saw how red years sky returned to normal. But this now history. From Arasaka waterfront to badlands, I walked streets and roofs alike. Never visited anything beyond city borders..

Hair color? The one you see. Red. Change was done more permanently before I even had the ability to remember. My family line created this uniqueness and guarded its secret, to be more pure and royal, the rest is out of my attention. Eye color? Before implants? Oh, this is boring, I kept my original. My organic eyes were wine red, or ruby, or blood-red, whatever sounds more fun. No, they didn't glow. Birthday? November. Remember, remember, the 4th of November. Month of terrorists with love to blow something up. Did you know that 8th of November is support day for people married to a Scorpio? Mood? To lock up a scav in a room full of fireworks and if he moves, they will go off. Then, to make a BD out of his last hours. Gender? Male. Summer or winter? Both. I like them the same. Melting asphalt, punching smells, heat. Little snowfalls, city decorations, glintwein. Both are beautiful. Morning or afternoon? Afternoon. Growing up here, you start to like sunsets and neon more. Later, your day starts in the middle of the day, but mornings in Pacifica and wind farm are beautiful too. =EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE= Are you in love? You mean obsessed over a particular someone? This is more realistic than jumping to word love. I caught myself doing just this. Then yes, I'm in love. Do you believe in love at first sight? It's not love. It's a hormonal reaction, which can end in murder because of rejection. Hormonal regulator can fix this with one command. Who ended your last relationship?  Bullet. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Heart strings are so fragile, and easy to tear. You realize this only when the last one pops. I'm sure I did that, just by living my life. Are you afraid of commitments? When you chip in, go to the end. Mainline named like this with sense. Have you hugged someone within the last week? You always hug as aftercare. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Lost count. They want to be secret, it's their own little masochism. I'm honoring this wish. Have you ever broken your own heart? Part of a learning process.

=SIX CHOICES=

Love or lust?   Love for me is something you don't get easy. End goal to reach with your mainline. Lust is around. Packaged as products, on ads, lust become normalized. Lemonade or iced tea? Iced tea for sure. Organic one, I care for my skin. Cats or dogs? Cats. Interesting thing, people who hate them, hate the fact that they can't control. You have no power over cat's love, only ability to deserve it with hard work. A few best friends or many regular friends?  Many regular friends can faster dig your grave. This is Night city. Moves like this can end you far before you see it. Wild night out or romantic night in? Both, don't be boring. Day or night? City never sleeps, you want to be on top, learn to embrace both. It's hardly a choice.

=FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS=

Been caught sneaking out? On job? Better not. Excluding that, yes. Fallen down/up the stairs? My back still remembers that fall. Was this close to changing my spine. Scar still there. Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? Yes. Now, more interesting to be on receiving side. Wanted to disappear? So many people in the city don't know I exist. I never was, until some huge, loud bang. That's why mercs want so hard to end up legends. I disappear each time I'm outside.

=FOUR PREFERENCES=

Smile or eyes?

Both. They have much to tell and to give. Count hands in, too. Shorter or taller?  I'm fine with both. Taller people are harder to find, and shorter have their own cuteness. Why limit yourself? Intelligence or attraction? Intelligence is attraction. Intelligent people sure have eddies to fix any appearance problem. Hook-up or relationship? My line of work leave me only with hook-ups, but sometimes you want to take a risk and try something stable.

=FAMILY=

Do you and your family get along?

I'm sure to figure this out in the future. Would you say you have a “messed up life”? Moments here and there, not life. Give up and be devoured, the city spares no one. Huge hungry arena, build to break you. Rest up, burn corpo shit, repeat. Have you ever run away from home? Funny to think about that. My first memory is me on the street, alone. All started there. Have you ever gotten kicked out? Out of club? Yes. Out of home? My cat won't do that.

=FRIENDS=

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? Net lords, what is this question. They are not friend then. Do you consider all of your friends good friends?  Ready to go with me in fire and ice? Help out, save? Agree on some critically stupid shit for eddies? That's how friends made here. Who is your best friend?  Certain rockerboy with big heart who happened to share some way together. It was truly awakening experience as fate brought us together. Would still be asleep, if not for him. Who knows everything about you? I'd like to meet them because I myself still searching for whole truth. They would save me a lot of trouble.

Love or lust?  

[mahvaladara]

How about all of the PROMPTS I’D LIKE TO RECEIVE for Annika and Syra (if you don't mind doing both) I still want to know more about both ^^

For Syra first.

[ 🧱 ] how would you describe your muses’ morality? what are their core values?

Syra is good. She is sunshine in a bottle. She's a sunflower in the wind. She is good and bright and everything alright.

She can see good in everyone and will always give everyone a chance. She believes in the good of people and knows life isn't black and white. Though she would never do any of the things her big brothers did, she is still capable of forgiving and loving both of them.

[ 🌎 ] are there any aus you have for your muse? what are they like, and how is your muse different in them?

The only AU is in case Arlo died, Syra would grow to hate her older brother Apollo and be a lot more gloomy. Instead of looking up to her dad and wanting to be a farmer, Syra would grow to harness and develop her powers, becoming a hunter of spellcasters, mages and hunters, obsessed to obtain the same “end goal” as her big brother Arlo would have grown to have. 

Save and protect all dragons. At any cost.

[ 😱 ] does your muse have any specific fears? where did those fears come from?

Syra is affraid of dogs. Though she loves all pets, she witnessed a dog attack her dad and her dad dispatch it and ever since then she fear dogs. Both that they will attack her, or that they might be hurt by her when she inevitably defends herself and Syra doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

[ 🤝 ] how does your muse approach intimacy? are they hesitant, or do they like it? what types of intimacy do they like and dislike? (ex. physical intimacy, sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, etc.)

Syra is very outgoing and cheerful but intimacy is another subject. She's very selfconscious about herself. Though, she's more feminine in expression and female in identity, she still has a vamacloa and a endophalus and she's a bit hung for her petite size and that makes her very shy and reticent with finding a sexual partner or a lover. She's afraid they might be turned off by her or worse, call her a 'futa' like a girl called her in class.

So she usually avoids sexual and physical intimacy with others. She’s a great confident though and loves hugs.

[ 👪 ] what is your muse’s relationship with their parents like? was it always this way?

Syra adores her dad. He is her hero, her star, her Lucifer from hell to conquer the world Tom Ellis hellsent. She idolizes Mal a lot and does want to be like him. She adores her father's sense of humor, devotion and loyalty to her mother and his family, but above all his loyalty to himself. She wished she could be as confident and trust herself as much as her dad trusts himself. 

She choses to ignore the bad parts (the whole will crush someone's neck), she knows he’s no saint, but she is incredibly understanding and escuses what he did with a “he did what he had to”.

Syra loves his dedication to his job and aspirations, how goal oriented he is, and though not ambitious or greedy, no less diligent. She wants to be a farmer like him. He is her confident, her best friend.

She has a good relationship with her mom too, though they’re more distant. Her mom works a lot and dedicates a lot of time to the twins, so they barely ever have time to trade more than a few words. Her mom does take interest on her things and does ask her about her activities, but they’re not as close. Middle child syndrome and all.

[ 💍 ] does your muse have a “type” of people that they prefer to enter relationships with? is their type generally compatible with them, or does the dynamic tend to be toxic?

Syra imagines finding a man who is kind and understanding, a man who will listen to her and not be put out by what she is. A man who will accept her whole. 

She actually loves ‘bears’. She dreams of finding a good big ‘lumberjack’, buff and muscled with a beard and long curly hair with a big, honest and warm smile and kind eyes and big warm and comforting hug.

[ 🏆 ] is your muse multitalented? what are their hobbies, and why did they pick up these hobbies? if they don’t have hobbies, why don’t they?

Syra is very talented with animals. She’s a good farmer and even gets along with Betty, Mal’s Carnivorous Cowplant. She’s very talented in gardening, flower arrangement and animal care. She would have been a great vet if her dream wasn’t to be a farmer.

[ 🐱 ] does your muse have pets? did they have pets as a child? how do they feel about animals?

She has Betty (Mal’s carnivorous cowplant), Moomoo, her first spotted Cow, Mal’s Rainy, the rainbow cow, Fluffy, their Llama, and a whole coop of chickens. She wants to have a cat and fox, but doesn’t like dogs.

[ ❌ ] is there something your muse struggles with that they might never overcome? what is it? why do they have so much trouble with it?

Her gender and sex. Syra is intersex like all of her siblings, but while Arlo doesn’t care about his sex anymore and Apollo tries to ignore the fact he has a womb, Syra can’t. Dragons don’t grow traditional ‘breasts'. In human form Syra is effectively is feminine, she identifies as a girl, but has an endophalus, a very big one. Mal says’ she’s packing an ‘anti-warfare cannon’ down there, she is also more flatchested.

She feels very out of shape and out of place, and struggles with it. She struggles with her appearance and does her best to appear as feminine as possible. 

[ ✨ ] what aesthetics or symbols do you reference when writing your muse? are these backed up by canon, if your muse comes from a canon? is there any specific relevance to these choices?

One of the things I think the most when writing Syra is sunflowers and sunshine in a bottle. She’s a sunflower. She always follows the sun, she’s always looking at the sun. This means as a personality she is bubbly, she is kind and warm, and she is always looking for the light of everyone.

[ 🌱 ] what themes are relevant to your muse?

Empathy, hope and self-acceptance. Syra is a bit of a character who believes in the good of everyone and understands most people. She is very empathic.

[ 💀 ] has your muse gone through anything traumatic? if so, how has this trauma affected them?

Two traumas. Nearly losing her big brother and being called a “Futa.”

When Syra was in highschool, there was one day, while going through puberty, that Syra was undressing on the gym locker room and her endaphalus was acting up. One of the meaner girls saw it and was disgusted by it and said Syra was like one of the “hentai futas” she saw in porn. She told half of the school and even took it to the principle that Syra should not be allowed to undress in the girl’s locker room as she was technically a boy with a dick. 

After Mal went to school to explain the board of school what his daughter was, to protect Syra from any mistreatment from the other girls, the Principle suggested she used to the teacher’s locker room, or the locker room for disabled students. 

Syra however was so bothered by this she never undressed in the school lockers afterwards and refuses to wear short skirts, despite loving skirts and dresses, and feels very out of shape and place in her body because of her vamacloa and endophalus.

[ 💛 ] how empathetic is your muse? how compassionate are they? is this something people expect from them, or are people surprised when they find out how compassionate or empathetic they actually are?

She is very compassionate, very empathic. She always expects the best of people and always tries to bring out the best of them. This does not surprise anyone, everyone knows the ray of sunshine that Syra is. However, Syra is Mal’s daughter, and if pull comes to push, she shows a darkness that scares anyone. Syra is sunshine, and like sunshine, she can burn. Syra’s explosions of wrath are so rare and brutal, most people are completely caught of guard.

She once beat the shit out of a girl who called her Futa. Like, legit broke the girl’s nose. Then kicked the guy the girl called her futa over in the nuts when he called her gross and crazy.

It was such a sudden excalation everyone was like. Syra can get angry?!

[ 👗 ] what is your muse’s fashion sense like? are they able to dress the way they want to? what would they wear in an ideal world?

She loves dresses, overall and frilly stuff. She’s very cottagecore, very into floral patterns and adores yellow.

[ 🔮 ] what is your muse’s relationship with religion and spirituality? were they raised in a certain religion? have they stuck with the same set of spiritual beliefs all their life, or have they changed over time? are they settled in their spirituality now?

Like the rest of the family, she’s pretty agnostic. Believes in the Watcher but does not profess her devotion or religion to the entity.

[ 🤷‍♀️ ] how does your muse approach strangers? how does this compare to how they interact with close friends or lovers?

Syra is always very bubbly and friendly. She always greets everyone very politely and adores hugging people. She is like this with everyone.

[ 🎵 ] is there a specific song or songs you associate with your muse? why is that?

Mm, yeah I used to think maybe you loved me, now, baby, I'm sure And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down 'Cause I just can't wait till you write me you're coming around

Now I'm walking on sunshine, whoa I'm walking on sunshine, whoa I'm walking on sunshine, whoa And don't it feel good Hey, all right now And don't it feel good Hey, yeah

[ 💸 ] if your muse had no shortage of money, what would they buy?

[ 🐺 ] does your muse like solitude? do they prefer it to being around others? how easily does your muse get lonely?

Syra isn’t solitary. She enjoys being around others or around her animals.

[ ⚰️ ] what are your muse’s greatest regrets? what would flash before their eyes when they’re on their deathbed?

Not having stayed by Arlo’s side when he started rotting again. If she had stayed, perhaps he wouldn’t have forgotten who she was.

[ 🧸 ] does your muse keep anything sentimental? if so, what do they keep and why?

She keeps a small sunflower charm. It’s an actually magical charm with the purpose of always making her smile. The sunflower is made of a two way glimmerstone and allows Arlo to know when she’s sad. It was a gift from Arlo to Syra and he will always respond to the charm, despite no longer remembering who Syra is. 

[ 🙏 ] what does your muse need? this can be something material or something abstract.

Syra doesn’t need much. She needs acceptance, love and a farm full of happy, healthy animals. A breakfast of eggs of her farm raised chickens, and bacon.

[ 📚 ] what books does your muse have on their bookshelf? what books would they like to have? if your muse isn’t an avid reader, is there anything they collect or might like to collect?

She isn’t an avid reader, unlike her siblings and dad. She reads what she must but in overall not into reading. She does enjoy collecting trinkets and charms and does enjoy making bead nacklaces and bracelets.

[ 😍 ] does your muse believe in true love? why or why not?

She does believe in true love. And wishes to find true love. It’s impossible to her to be Mal’s daughter and not believe in true love. The devotion her father has to her mom is something she wishes to find.

[ 😇 ] what would your muse do if they became a god?

Heal her brother, heal her father, end world hunger and war and make everyone healthy and happy in the world.

[yandere-daydreams]

I love your Lucifer/MC/Diavolo stuff so much... What if they wanted to keep their darling forever, but needed their soul to do it? Cue Lucifer... "persuading" their darling to make a pact with one of them while Diavolo watches and occasionally comforts their darling and tells them to just give in so things can go back to the way they were... Even if it's more logical to suffer a lifetime of torture to spend eternity in the Celestial Realm than to give up their soul, it's easier said than done.

Any scenario with Lucifer and Diavolo feels like a scenario I’d be happy to write. Especially one where they’re lording over their poor, unfortunate Darling, the more powerless the better.

Title: Methods of Persuasion.

TW: Mentions of Torture, Mentions of Death, Bondage and Kidnapping. 

~

In moments like this, you began to wish you’d caught the eye of a less thoughtful demon.

You didn’t want to fight any of the brothers, if you were being honest. They’d been precious to you, they are precious to you, but if you had to, some would certainly be easier to escape than others. Mammon was determined, but careless, he’d forget something and you’d take advantage of that. Satan was smart, but he could be distracted, and you could get away. Beelzebub was emotional, Asmodeus was a pacifist, Leviathan had a temper, and Belphegor could be violent, but he never failed to take the path of least resistance when it came to conflict. Lucifer was… difficult, in comparison. You couldn’t slip out of iron shackles, nor could you break the wood of Diavolo’s headboard with so little slack to work with. You couldn’t attack him, not when he was careful to stay an arm’s length away, and nothing you shouted, yelled, screamed made a difference, his disposition as cool and collected as it always was. Making him as untouchable as he always was.

And with Diavolo so eager to impress, you couldn’t make him do anything besides sit back and admire his companion’s work.

He was already smiling, a grin spread across his taut lips as he unconsciously leaned towards you, perching himself on the side of your bed as he scanned over your restraints, your torn clothes, you. Lucifer wasn’t as blatantly content, his satisfaction buried beneath layers of lukewarm apathy, but he was still hovering over Diavolo’s shoulder, waiting for a reaction, a validation of his hard work. Like a dog, waiting to see if it’d fetched the right object for his owner. “You outdid yourself,” Diavolo confirmed, allowing Lucifer the barest hints of a smirk. “I could’ve helped, y’know. I’m sure (Y/n) didn’t give you too much of a struggle, but whether or not you believe it, I am a demon. I’d like to think I’m a capable one, too.”

“A man of your status shouldn’t have to lower himself.” It was a hollow declaration, considering you and Diavolo are both well-aware that any task Lucifer chose to take up was a task he believed no one else could do correctly. Diavolo accepted it nonetheless, nodding along as Lucifer continued to feed his own ego. “I don’t mind getting my hands dirty, not when we share a vice--”

“If you two are done jerking each other off,” You cut in, letting your chains rattle for emphasis as you shifted, settling onto your back with a noticeable amount of effort to seem comfortable. “I’d like to know where I am, and more importantly, why I’m here. I don’t remember agreeing to any of you schemes, Lord Diavolo, and Lucifer, if I did something to break one of your many oh-so-essential rules, I think I deserve a warning before you chain me to a bed for it.”

Despite the latter half of your declaration, Diavolo never wavered, his delight holding strong as he clasped his hands together, his colorless knuckles the only indication of his anxiety. “You don’t have to be afraid,” He started, taking on a rehearsed, manufactured tact. “Luci’ and I are here to offer you an… arrangement, of sorts. You see, my companion’s grown awfully fond of you.” Lucifer’s hand came to rest on Diavolo’s shoulder, as much in support as it was in warning. Diavolo had the decency to move on quickly. “We’ve grown fond of you. And, because of that--” His expression grew conspiratorial. Softening, but taking on a dangerous edge. “--we’d like to make you a demon.”

You opened your mouth, your disgust coming instantaneously, but Lucifer spoke before you had a chance to, mistaking your apprehension for confusion. “A demon of sorts,” He corrected, coming to stand beside Diavolo. “You won’t be as powerful as a fallen angel or a creature born demonic, but you’ll be immortal, and you’ll be able to stay in the Devildom for as long as you wish. You’ll be strong, and safe-guarded, and you’ll be able to stay with us.” This time, when he glanced towards Diavolo, his eyes were brimming with affection, with expectation. He didn’t doubt you would accept. To him, it wasn’t even a possibility. “All you have to do is give Diavolo your soul. It’s more symbolic than anything - to show your loyalty. And I can promise you, it won’t hurt. Not after the transformation is complete.”

For a moment, you were too stunned to respond. It was a terrible offer to make, an awful thing to propose unprompted. You were kept in the dark about most spells and forms of magic, but souls were important, and offering yours couldn’t be as harmless as they were trying to make it seem. You’d be lucky if you were just bound to Diavolo. In the worst possible scenario, you’d be his creature, you’d be under his control rather than your own. You didn’t want to be immortal, you didn’t want to be a demon, and whatever relationship Diavolo and Lucifer were doing a poor job of hiding, you didn’t want to be a part of it.

“No, no, no,” You spat. You only meant to say it once, but duplicates stumbled out after the first, spilling over your lips before you could stop them. “If it was ‘just symbolic’, I wouldn’t be handcuffed. You wouldn’t have fought to bring me here. You wouldn’t try to make it sound so good. Tell me what you really want.”

Instantly. Lucifer’s calm smile turned to a snarl, his voice dipping into a growl. “You ungrateful--”

“We’ve prepared counter-measures,” Diavolo explained, ever the diplomat. “If you don’t accept our generosity...” His fist dropped to the sheets, the comforter soon balled in his grip. For the first time, you noticed how tight his grip was, how he was itching to hold something, but never seemed content with what he found. Abruptly, you wondered if his intentions were genuinely nervous or more violent in nature. “We aren’t in a place to let you refuse. I’m afraid we might’ve waited too long for that.” He sighed, composing himself. By the time he continued, his shoulders were squared, his gaze more focused than it had been. Resolved, but not defeated. “Handing over your soul would be the wisest option. You will, eventually, but Lucifer is prepared to make things… unnecessarily stressful, if you insist on being stubborn.”

“I’m going to torture you,” Lucifer summarized, his hesitation as scarce as his remorse. “I’m going to hurt you, and Diavolo is going to hurt you, and perhaps Barbatos will, if he wants a turn. You’re going to bleed and scream and suffer until you’re begging to give us anything we want, or you’re going to die and we’ll have you regardless. Submission will be easy, simple, and painless. If you’re looking for kindness, this is the only time you’ll be able to find it.”

Lucifer didn’t hesitate, so you couldn’t, either. You didn’t need to. You’d known what your answer would be before he opened his mouth. “Over my dead body.”

This time, it was Diavolo’s turn to smile, the gesture more earnest than it’d been all night. Slowly, a hand drifted towards you, coming to rest on your thigh. You weren’t sure if it was meant to be a threat, but suddenly, you were aware of just how sharp his nails were, of just how happy he seemed to let them push into your skin until they nearly drew blood.

“That can be arranged, my love.”

[chibinekochan]

What would happen if smol MC just grew animals ears and a tail? Similar to the Paws and Claws event but only MC. And they’re smol!! (I’m sorry I’m just really short.)

This request was made for me.

I kinda randomly decided what kind of ears and tail for each of them so here we go. 

*I'm very short myself*

                           Leviathan 

He has been pining to see you with animal ears since day one. 

Okay, maybe day two, but still.

It's one of his top 5 things he wants you to have. 

His disappointment was super real to see you without any animal ears or tail. 

It's just super unfair. 

It honestly doesn't matter what animal ears and tail you get. 

Bunny ears and cat ears are his top tier. 

Maybe you could also really surprise him with something unusual. 

Then you suddenly grow ears a week, after everyone else has already gotten used to their new form.

Then suddenly poof you got super cute ears and a tail. 

Somehow you got the traits of a Kangaroo. 

Levi is in Otaku heaven, this is like an UR+ pull. 

He has stars in his eyes. 

You are just so cute and tiny and the ears are so cute and ahhh he could just hug you and kiss you, well maybe not that.

Alright, definitely both of that. 

This is the best thing ever. 

It's even better than what Levi had imagined. 

He is very hyper and has issues calming down. Sugar rush Levi basically. 

He has to take many pictures of you. 

                             Mammon

He was so disappointed when you didn't get affected, like he did. 

Now Mammon is back to his old self but he still wonders what kind of animal you would be. 

Probably something tiny and cute. 

Then suddenly you knock on his door. 

You seem to be bothered by something. 

Worry not, Mammon is here to save the day. 

He opens the door and almost slams it in your face. 

You suddenly have puppy ears and a little tail too. 

So cute! This is too much, Mammon almost gets a heart attack. 

He lets you inside of his room. 

You will be the safest right at his side. 

Even when it is a big issue. 

You look at him with your big eyes, your cute ears and your wagging tail. 

How is Mammon supposed to handle this? 

It's so cute! He is only a man and this is pushing his limits too much. 

You better be grateful that he is such a gentleman. 

He will still give in and pet your ears and also takes tons of pictures of you, with him, for his private collection. 

                    Beelzebub 

You two are just on the way home together. 

Then suddenly poof you got some cute ears on top of your head and a long tail to boot. 

You turned into a snow leopard. 

Beelzebub was very surprised. 

Even more so when you suddenly mutter that Beel is looking very tasty. 

So this is how it feels to be told you look tasty? 

He isn't really afraid, yeah sure you are growling at him, but you are also way smaller than him. 

Kinda more like a small cat with a big dog (Beel). 

You are very cute like that. 

He could just lift you up and cuddle you. 

You can even nom on him if you are really that hungry. 

Well Beel is hungry too so you two hurry home. 

He makes some tasty meat dishes for you, can't have you eat raw meat. 

Beel is very taken in by your fluffy tail and seems to watch it a lot when it moves around. 

You let him pet it for a while, it feels pretty good. 

                          Asmodeus 

It was disappointing that you didn't turn into anything when everyone else did. 

Truly unfair. 

Asmo could just use some fake ears on you of course but it's not the same. 

Then one day you come to him and suddenly have fox ears and a very fluffy tail. 

Asmo is very delighted to see you like this. 

This is a wish come true for him. 

He asks if he can pet your tail and ears. 

You agree and Asmo thinks it's very soft and then asks you to brush your tail. 

He spends a lot of time admiring your new appearance. 

He dolls you up and takes tons of pictures, and then another ton of pictures together with Asmo. 

He posts a few of the best ones but most of them land in his personal collection. 

                     Belphegor 

He has always wanted to see you with a cute fluffy tail, to use that as a pillow. 

Maybe some cute ears would also be very nice. 

Then one evening you come to his room. 

In a bit of a panic. 

Belphie wonders what happened and you reveal your ears and then your tail. 

You got cute ears and a very fluffy cat tail *like a persian cat*. 

Belphies eyes sparkle. 

He wants to pet the tail so badly. 

Belphie tells you to not worry about it, it's no big deal to have animal traits like this. 

After he calms you down, Belphie asks if he can pet your tail. 

You agree and this makes him very happy. 

Belphie ends up using it as a pillow. 

His dream finally comes true. 

                  Satan 

One day you come to him, in a bit of a panic. 

Satan looks at you and you have cow ears, with matching ears and a tail. 

Satan almost laughs out loud. 

You almost look like Belphie now but way cuter. 

You are a bit worried about your new looks. 

Satan assures you that it's no big deal. 

It will wear off in a few hours. 

So long you should just stay with him. 

You stay in Satans room. 

He takes a few pictures of you, just for his personal pleasure. 

                  Lucifer 

Some late evening you knock in his door. 

Of course you are welcome to come in. 

Lucifer wonders what your end goal here is, since it is rather late. 

He opens his door and is a bit surprised to see you. 

You have bunny ears and a matching tail. 

Lucifer wonders how you ended up with this. 

You explain to him and feel a bit scared. 

Lucifer pets your head and tells you it's fine. 

It will wear off by tomorrow. 

Your ears twitch from this, what only seems to motivate Lucifer to touch your ears some more. 

They are very soft and soothing to touch. 

Lucifer asks you to stay with him for tonight, just to prevent his brothers to bother you of course. 

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[harunayuuka2060]

An MC who was raised by Solomon as a abandoned child but he left just as soon as they were old enough to handle themselves with no explanation as to why. So by the time they meet again at the exchange program, MC ignores Solomon and both feel conflicted with each other. How would the Demon Brothers + Undateables react to MC confessing to their past with everyone, with Solomon overhearing in the background with MC about how they wish to go back together as a family again, to call him father again, but is afraid to admit it to him, thinking he left them because he hated them.

(Forgive me for the little bit of angst, I woke up like 2am and that thought immediately came to mind. XD)

“Hi~ From now on, I will be your father.” That’s the first time you have met him. He had adopted you from an orphanage. You found him suspicious at first, but you eventually liked him because of his clumsiness and awful jokes.

“Solomon...” You called. He gave you an apologetic look. “Hehe... I just... tried...” His voice faltered when you pointed to the destroyed kitchen. 

“Sorry.”

You were just nine years old and you were already comfortable in his presence. Even though you were basically cats and dogs inside the house, you have treated him as your real father... 

But one day, he told you to go shopping. “Here’s the money. Buy whatever you want.”

You looked at him confused. “Um, are you sure? This is a lot.” He smiled and said, “You should learn how to handle money from now on.” 

At that time, you didn’t understand. But when you came back, he wasn’t there to welcome you... All of his belongings were gone, even the pictures of him... Like he erased everything about him.

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“MC, we have noticed that you and Solomon never talk.” Simeon asked with a worried tone. Him and the others had called you to discuss things. It actually started when you first came to Devildom, and they still remember how your eyes widened upon seeing Solomon and you running out from the council room. Luke and Mammon had also seen you crying in one of the empty rooms in RAD. Lucifer and Diavolo had also noticed the odd behavior of Solomon when he sees you walking in the corridor, like how he would walk the other way just to avoid you.

You let out a half-hearted laugh, “It’s nothing really important.” 

“If it is not important, you wouldn’t act like that, MC.” Lucifer stated, giving you a serious look. “We’re here to help you and you just have to be honest.” You bite your lower lip and began telling your history with Solomon.

“I met Solomon when I was five. My parents abandoned me in an orphanage and he was the one who adopted me... We had lived like a father and child. I would take care of him since he cannot cook proper food and him, on the other hand, would support me financially.” You paused when you felt someone rubbing your back, it was Satan. 

“Continue.”  You nodded and smiled. “But when I turned ten, he disappeared. He just told me that I should go shopping, giving me huge amount of money. I was honestly excited at that time...” Tears started to prickle your eyes. Lucifer and Diavolo were looking at you right now with concern and a hidden hatred for Solomon. 

“I-I even bought his favorite shirt... That stupid Sailor Moon shirt he really liked back then. B-But when I got home... He wasn’t there...” This time, your tears were flowing freely on your face. Mammon and Levi were already crying while Beel and Belphie were listening intently, waiting for you to go on.

“MC, then what do you want to do with Solomon? Do you hate him?” Simeon asked softly. You shook your head. 

“No... I never hated him. I missed him. I wanted to hug him when I saw him again here in Devildom... But I couldn’t...” You were wiping the tears from your face as you felt your voice quivered. “I am afraid that he actually hates me that’s why he left-!” 

“I want Solomon to be my father again-!” Your sobbing were echoed inside the room after saying that. 

Meanwhile, Solomon was clutching his chest after hearing what you have said. Asmo had texted him to go there and he never expected that was what he was going to hear. 

“I missed you too, MC.” He said softly. Tears already dripping from his eyes. 

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“Are you sure about this, Solomon? Are you really going to leave MC alone?” Michael asked when he visited him at his house. They were in your room and you were sound asleep. . 

“I have to, Michael. I have just realized that if I stayed with MC a little bit longer, they will never have a normal life. I only want happiness for them because they’re my child.” He said, lightly caressing your cheek. 

“So you are afraid that they might suffer because you’re a sorcerer?” 

“Yes. If other witches and sorcerers found out about MC, they will use them against me.” Michael nodded since it was the truth. You were his weakness and so, leaving you would be the best solution he could think of.

[katsidhe]

could you share the descriptions of the answers? I'm bad at answering these quizzes cause I always get like 3 answers that fit but in different circumstances so I like seeing all of the descriptions

Yeah sure! I too wish uquiz gave an option to see all the result descriptions... alas. 

anyway here’s a wall of text, go nuts. 

DEAN-CODED DEAN GIRL

You might just be the hero of a YA fantasy novel or an action movie, because you have Big Protag Energy. You’re self-centered and extremely giving at the same time: you expect and demand absolute loyalty, just as you provide the same. Your love can move mountains, but if you’re not careful that same love can be suffocating or controlling. You’re volatile: you’ll cut a bitch and you don’t care who knows it. You’ll kick their ass. You’ll kick their dog’s ass. You’ll kick your own ass. You have a one-liner for every occasion. Your friends like you but would describe you as “a lot.” You’re magnetic: your charisma and sheer bull-headedness mean you stand out in every room. You’re polarizing, and you know it, but that doesn’t bother you: you know you’re right, and even when you’re wrong, you’re at least entertaining. You’re very “do as I say, not as I do:” you’re a bit of a hypocrite, but, like, in a fun way.  

Holotypes include: Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Thomas Jefferson (Hamilton), Sirius Black (Harry Potter), Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager), Katara (ATLA), Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

DEAN-CODED SAM GIRL

You are a charmer and a people-pleaser. You’re charismatic to a fault, when you want to be: whether consciously or not, you have a razor-keen sense of how others see you, and you mold yourself to expectations. You can either talk circles around most people, or you come across as so fundamentally honest that you gain everyone’s trust without trying. Your affable persona is built on a rock-solid sense of purpose. You have a steadfast, deadset fixation on your goals, which you know in your heart to be worth any cost and any sacrifice. Armed with iron conviction, you’re a rebel with a cause. Is it paranoia if they really are all out to get you? When you inevitably win, the whole world will know your name. Your strong sense of self will carry you through any hardship. Your friends look up to you, but they don’t always “get” you. 

Holotypes include: Lucifer (Supernatural), Eponine (Les Mis), Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Prince Zuko (ATLA), Samwise Gamgee (LOTR), Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

DEAN-CODED CAS GIRL 

Like all Dean-coded people, you are charming and affable, and you talk a big game. You might be the class clown or a popular athlete, or otherwise one of them cool kids, but underlying that public persona is a certain quiet idealism. You keep your strong convictions close to your heart, even when far from home or beset by strife. You’re fiercely loyal and you crave being around people, but you can see when your friends need space, and you can get along okay on your own. You’re not afraid to change your opinions if new information comes to light. Strangers find you easy to get along with: you tend to go along with the group, and you’re a team player no matter what needs to get done. Your chill-to-pull ratio is sky-high.

Holotypes include: Ahsoka (Star Wars), Meg (Supernatural), Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson), Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter), Boromir (LOTR), Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)

SAM-CODED DEAN GIRL

You come across as level headed, but you’re never more than an inch from going off the rails. Your highest values are love and personal loyalty, but you’re pragmatic about it, and you try very hard not to put unfair expectations on other people, with varying degrees of success. You spend a lot of time dealing with expectations; it’s something you either grapple with, or lean into to use to your own ends. You value your own sense of identity, but that identity can get subsumed by your loyalties. You can easily get pulled in or suborned by strong personalities. You keep secrets, both from yourself and from others. Who you want to be is at odds with how you see yourself. People meeting you for the first time might say you’re aloof. You have lots of strong opinions, but you usually keep them to yourself… unless provoked. Careful; you bite. 

Holotypes include: Mary Winchester (Supernatural), Harry Potter (Harry Potter), Aragorn (LOTR), Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars), Julian Bashir (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games) 

SAM-CODED SAM GIRL

Gifted kid (diagnosis). You were and maybe still are an outsider, and because of that you’ve had to learn to be self-sufficient and confident in your own abilities. You’re a fiercely independent overachiever, and you’ve fought hard for every inch. Somewhere inside you is a hot, long simmering rage born from the injustice of the world, but it’s buried very deep. You’d be more than content to be alone for long periods of time. You have sometimes crippling perfectionism: if you aren’t succeeding, it’s your fault for not trying hard enough. You’ll pick every kind of intellectual fight and throw yourself into playing devil’s advocate just to improve your understanding: you see the gray areas in everything. You’re aggressively big-picture. You want to, no, you MUST change the universe, but you don’t need to take credit for it. Your few friends might describe you as callous, but you know you’re just being realistic: you’ve got a harsh, clear-eyed sense of the world. No pain, no gain, and really, if you do the math, no single individual is all that important in the grand scheme of things.  

Holotypes include: Kevin Tran (Supernatural), Jean Valjean (Les Miserables), Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars), Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter), Frodo Baggins (LOTR), Dirk Strider (Homestuck), Luke Castellan (Percy Jackson)

SAM-CODED CAS GIRL

You have a strong sense of how the world ought to be, but you have no overriding vision or big master plan: you take life day by day to fix the little things you can. You have very few close relationships, but those you have you treasure dearly. You support your few friends unconditionally, but you tend to be emotionally distant with acquaintances. You may be a bit of a pushover. You often find yourself put in the position of mediator. You loathe conflict, so you avoid it unless absolutely necessary--but once you’re truly angry, you’ll stop at nothing to see justice done. You’re a diplomat and an advocate: you are deeply idealistic, but you’re nevertheless strongly grounded in a pragmatic sense of achieving what you can. Philosophy is action, action is philosophy; you like meditation and self-improvement and have probably done at least one juice cleanse. Both friends and strangers describe you as quietly dependable. If you can’t see the trauma, the trauma can’t see you! That’s just science!

Holotypes include: Sam Winchester (Supernatural), BJ Hunnicut (M*A*S*H), Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Aang (ATLA), Luke Skywalker (Star Wars), Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

CAS-CODED DEAN GIRL

Much of your identity is tied up in a set of core beliefs - to the point where those beliefs might be strong enough to override your identity. You’re not beholden to any outside system. If you’re comfortable serving a larger common goal, it’s because you believe in it wholeheartedly. You’re action-oriented: you act first, and think later, or possibly never. You judge your friends solely based on what they do, and you tend to hold people accountable for any unforeseen consequences of their choices. You have strong personal loyalties. You’re not at the center of your social circle, but your friends trust you implicitly and the leader of your group tends to confide in you. You don’t seek power, but you’re also not afraid of taking charge, and you may find power thrust upon you. If you do find yourself in a position of leadership, you struggle with going too far or taking your friends in an unexpected direction. Whether you’re fighting in a war or making yourself a sandwich, you go hard in the motherfuckin’ paint.

Holotypes include: Castiel (Supernatural), Javert (Les Miserables), Captain Rex (Star Wars), Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck), Worf (Star Trek), Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

CAS-CODED SAM GIRL

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you’re a bit weird. You are spacey or odd or otherwise out of step with how people think you should act, but that’s fine. It doesn’t matter what they think, because if you’re sure of one thing, it’s that you should never mold your unique identity to other people’s expectations. You live internally: you’re all about grand, world-changing concepts, whether they be philosophical, artistic, or mathematical. You are grounded in the reality that you are one person and one viewpoint among many others, but that doesn’t stop you from writing your nine-hundred page thesis on the topic you’re passionate about. You can justify just about anything by the virtue of your personal convictions arising almost entirely from within yourself. Your identity can get swept up in your big ideas. You’re easier to sway with logic than with emotion, but you don’t feel the need to confine yourself with such terms: you operate on both vibes and flowcharts. You move through the world with the assurance that you are the master of your own fate, and you are unburdened by worrying about the opinions of others. You won’t let yourself feel pinned down by one social group; you float in and out comfortably, depending on how you’re feeling. Friends and strangers describe you as “spooky.”

Holotypes include: Azazel (Supernatural), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Aaron Burr (Hamilton), Princess Azula (ATLA), Yoda (Star Wars), Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)

CAS-CODED CAS GIRL

You are chaotic and excitable. You’re swayed by the drive to explore: the greatest good is to understand the universe and your place in it. You’ve got big ideas, and you’re drawn to new experiences, but you don’t necessarily understand what’s going on. You might be a part of a bigger social machine, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be defined on its terms: you’ll self-actualize if it kills you. You identify new objects by licking them. You can see the strings of the world; what will you choose? You’ll take the reins and see where they take you. You say you’re following your own path. Your friends say you don’t know what you’re doing. Pragmatism? Never heard of her. A dream is a vision is a reality; ideas are the world writ large. You might be a prophet or a visionary. With your head in the clouds, you’re sometimes divorced from both reality and consequences. You’re usually on the outside looking in, and you don’t want to be. People think they understand you, but they definitely don’t. Your friends and enemies describe you as impulsive and mysterious. 

Holotypes include: Raphael (Supernatural), Uncle Iroh (ATLA), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter), Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars), Gandalf (LOTR)

[mammoney-honey]

Summoning Circles: What to Offer the Brothers GN!MC

MC doesn’t need to set up anything to summon them since they have their pact but sometimes its just nice to add a bit of drama. It’s also a good way to get the brothers to accept Just Because gifts. So what would would MC lay out as an offering for their favorite demon in their pentagram?

Lucifer

Lucifer is hard to get gifts for because hes a man of few words and fewer guilty pleasures

MC does their best to keep an eye out for things he does like and finally sets things up when they feel that Luci needs a bit of a break

They mostly offer things that would make for a good date night but with one small exception: special gourmet dog treats 

He won’t admit it, he says Cerberus is just a well trained guard dog, but that big boy gets only the best and MC knows that Lucifer will appreciate the gesture

The rest is all about setting the mood so Lucifer couldn’t possibly say no to staying

The first thing to accomplish this is the finest bottle of hellfire aged wine, a special request put through to Diavolo for whatever he thought Lucifer would like most

And to accompany a good drink you need some good food as well. A charcuterie board supplied with recommendations from Barbatos and Luke. The little guy should be called a mouse rather than a dog with how much he loves cheese. It took a long time for him to stop talking about it

One of the things that MC looks most fondly on of their time with Lucifer was quiet nights in listening and dancing to new music. They didn’t always share the same tastes but they were always willing to give it a go

So MC would find a vinyl, the only thing Lucifer would listen to the purest that he is, of their most recent favorite song or band so that they could share it with him

The last thing offered is that which Lucifer would want above all else as his own, MC

They can think of nothing else that would gain Lucifer’s attention more than offering their full and complete self. His pride could never allow him to deny taking MC when they offer themselves so willingly

He appears in full demon form, he can’t think of who would be ballsy enough to try and summon him and he has to pull back on his full power once he sees its MC

“MC, my dearest love, the pageantry is appreciated but overall unneeded. All you ever have to do is call my name, all I wish is to hear my name on your lips. But now that I’m here lets make sure you are screaming it”

Mammon

He is another one who is hard to gift things to but for the opposite reason as Lucifer. He likes too many things, wants everything and so it makes it impossible to tell what would actually mean something to him

MC tries their best to lay out things that will show how much they love and appreciate their favorite demon

Money of course is the first thing that is set out but not just spare Grimm or human cash

No, MC will put gift cards out for Mammon’s favorite places or for a date that they can have together. It feels more personal that way and they hope it shows that they pay attention to the things he likes

Mammon has a wardrobe to rival Asmo’s but he insists that it all has to do with his job as a model. Gotta keep up appearances and all that yanno. Hes just a label whore though and everyone knows it

He also just melts at the idea that MC might be thinking of what he would look good in so if they put out a new outfit or accessory, even if its just new sunglasses or a belt, he just about explodes

He will scoff and say that hes not sure if human styles are really his thing but of course puts whatever it is on quickly

Next would be a very special edition of the TSL dvds, a directors cut that even Levi couldn’t get his hands on. He has watched it with MC so many times he could practically recite it but they were always borrowing from Levi so it was about time to start wearing out their own copy

The last two things are more personal, something that shows just how much MC thinks of and misses being with him

The first of that is MC’s favorite set of pictures they took with Mammon, a silly photo booth strip that captured their first kiss. MC had surprised him on the first snapshot and it showed a progression of him getting redder and redder before finally kissing them back

Lastly is a page from their diary, as intimate an offering as they can possibly give. Its from a day where the longing for Mammon was at its strongest and filled with sweet words of how much they miss their first man

Mammon is freaked out at first thinking he is being summoned by another witch and is confused to see MC before taking it all in

“H-hey you don’t have to go through all this. I mean of course The Great Mammon won’t say no to the the things he deserves but ... b-but you only ever need to say my name, there is no where I’d rather be than with you”

Levi

Levi has a bad habit of just buying whatever he wants but considering that he has so many fandom’s its not hard to find some piece or another he doesn’t have 

MC feels like his brothers don’t give much thought to his gifts though, just typing in a name they know and getting whatever they find. They want to give him something more personal and can’t just be bought and shipped in two days

MC starts to watch a lot of craft, cooking and cosplay YouTubers to try and put everything together themselves. It felt more genuine that way at least to them

MC tries to keep things diverse, hitting a couple of Levi’s favorites but mostly avoiding anything Ruri related since they are afraid of messing it up lmao

Instead they focus on the anime’s and games that they watched and played together. Almost like a collection of inside jokes that they are using to summon him

The first thing MC sets out is a prettily decorated plate of macrons, doing their best to replicate the colors and flavors described in the one bakery time management game they always played

MC also went through Levi’s super secret fanfiction accounts I will fight you he is totally a fic writer because he has so many self inserts and fix it fics  and wrote out comments for every single thing he had written. They printed them out not because they didn’t think he read them but to show that they were the ones that left them

Along with the comments MC also created art for Levi’s most beloved OC, creating cute enamel pins of them in chibi form with the cannon character he paired them with

 The last two things came as a sort of combo, a couples cosplay from the romance anime they had watched together. The protagonist had been a shut in otaku who had found his soulmate when they were reborn into his world and Levi had latched onto him immediately 

It had taken a lot of blood sweat and tears trying to get both of the outfits cannon perfect but damn it MC was not going to settle for anything less

At one point they forgot they were making it for Levi and just got caught up in the the drama that was finding the perfect buttons and trim color

Overall they were so proud of the sewing skills they just wanted to call on him the moment they were done so he could see but they got a hold of themselves so they could set up what they had planned

Levi was summoned into the circle still wearing his headset and fingers tapping at a controller that had been left behind

His demon side comes out at having been cost a serious match from the sounds of it but his anger turns to confusion at seeing MC and then into wide eyed amazement at all of the things in front of him

He started to gush about every single thing he saw before he realized that MC was there beaming at him 

“You went through all this trouble to prove that you aren’t a normie and yet you summon me this way?? J-just say my name like you’re supposed to! I kind of like hearing you say it anyway ...”

Satan

Satan surprisingly doesn’t like being the center of attention and thus doesn’t really like surprises or receiving gifts. He also doubts that anyone understands him enough to give him what he wants cocky ass that he is

The idea for the things to set out in his summoning circle came to MC when discussing love potions with Satan and Solomon one day. They were talking about how smell plays such a strong part and Satan let slip some of the things he might smell after MC listed some of theirs

So while MC doesn’t have much, well any, experience in magic or potions they do want to try to stir up those feelings those smells produce in Satan

The first thing he had said came as a surprise to no one, the smell of parchment and ink

MC used each of them as their own separate offering on the pentagram. They used a fancy new calligraphy quill dipped in green ink that matched his eyes to write a long love note for him

The ink was still wet on the parchment that they set down and left the quill and remaining ink as the second gift

The next thing he mentioned was another one MC expected: tea leaves

So MC just walked into their local tea shop and let their nose lead the way. Anything that caught their attention or made them want to keep smelling they bought, creating their own special blend just for Satan

It wasn’t necessarily something that Satan would say for himself but MC had started to burn different candles in their room when he would come to rant when he was angry, trying to find a scent that he could associate with being calm when they helped him work through the anger

Whatever candle seemed to work the best is the candle that MC sets out for him. Probably something woodsy, pine or balsam or even sandalwood. It brings back good memories for MC, kissing all those worries of his away and hopes it does the same

The last item is one that made MC blush when they heard Satan admit it, he had liked the scent of their shampoo

He hadn’t said that specifically but he had closed his eyes and described a scent that he couldnt place but that he adored and when MC was taking their shower that night it clicked 

It might have been a little lame, leaving a bottle of shampoo out for Satan but MC knew that when he realized what that scent he loved so much was that he would get the cutest blush

They weren’t disappointed when they summoned Satan. He hid his shock of being summoned this way well, taking his time to walk around the circle and examine each offering. He immediately knew where they had gotten the inspiration and teased them about being such a sap

He stopped when he got to the shampoo though, not sure how that fit into the equation until he smelled it. It dawned on him and there was that blush that he tried to hide by turning his face away

“You always did like to make things difficult on yourself didn’t you? I’m only ever a call away for you kitten. Now come here and let me really breath you in, you’re simply intoxicating to me and I can’t stay away.”

Asmo

Asmo is never shy about when he doesn’t like gifts that people have given him but he has only ever cherished what MC has gotten him. Every small trinket and gift he has on full display in his room and he will wear something that MC got them when he misses them the most

He also will do it when he wants to bother his brothers and show off that MC simply lavished him in gifts (Mammon and Levi are the only ones who fall for it lmao)

So MC decides to offer Asmo things that will allow him to parade around their love for him, things to keep them close when MC isn’t there

The first thing that MC gets Asmo is new nail polish, a color that they agonized over finding because they wanted it to match his eyes perfectly

Asmo has a very organized planner, its how he keeps track of all the events he is invited to, when he has dates, who hes slept with, who hes going to sleep with and everything in between

MC commissions custom made stickers for him so he can decorate the pages of his planner even more. Specifically a whole sheet of cute stickers of them together he could use for when they planned date nights

The next thing was something for Asmo’s room which he was always changing and refreshing so it looked forever interesting for Devilgram pics

MC gets a large print of Asmo’s favorite picture of them together and puts it in a beautiful frame that perfectly matched his favorite decorating style. Perfect to show to the world that Asmo was their favorite demon and that they looked so good together

And so they can take even more pictures of themselves together MC buys a Polaroid camera for Asmo. His phone will always be his favorite thing to take pics on but this way they could have them printed instantly and it continues to let him be trendy

Lastly MC gets Asmo a necklace. A dainty rose gold chain that he can wear with practically everything and with a diamond accented heart shaped locket that could easily be tucked away if needed. It was an enchanted locket, thanks to the help of Solomon, and it warmed when MC was thinking of him

Its the first thing Asmo grabs and quickly puts on, showing it off for MC

“Oh MC you are simply the cutest thing I have ever seen~ I’m sorry I don’t have something to give you in return. I hope the fact that my heart beats only for you will make up for it, now come here I’ve been without kisses too long.”

Beel

Its SO hard not to just grab whatever is in the kitchen at the time and throw it in the summoning circle and call it a day for Beel

But he is more than just his hunger and MC is always striving to show him that they understand that 

It was harder than expected, just because asking anyone what Beel might want always got them food answers. They thought Belphie might be helpful but only got told “he probably just wants a nap ... its what I would want”

MC starts to think of all the most special moments they had with Beel, trying to think what about them made them so memorable and they knew for a fact that it wasn’t the food

The first thing they come up with is a banner that MC made to cheer him on at one of his games. It had gotten a little tattered and torn because it had rained that day but they just couldn’t let it go

Mostly because Beel after winning had ran up into the stands and kissed them for the first time. It wasn’t as if they hadn’t ever kissed but they had always been the one to make the first move but this time Beel had come to them. Of course in the biggest gesture possible

It was cheating a little bit offering a cookbook, it was still food related, but it felt better than putting in actual food 

This particular cookbook was special to MC too, they had spent several months trying to recreate one of the recipes from it down in the Devildom when MC didn’t have it. Even their D.D.D had been no help in finding the human world dish they were trying so hard to recreate

It had finally been Beel who had found someplace that sold the food they had been craving. He had even been able to bring it back completely untouched just so that they could have it all though he didn’t complain when they offered him several bites from their fork

MC pulls the next thing from their own shelves at home, a well read copy of Lord of the Flies. The spine cracked and little notes about their favorite parts scribbled in the margin

It was one of the human novels that Satan had and one of MCs favorites from school. Beel had caught them reading it and thought the title was ironic but the more he watched MC get engrossed in reading the more curious he got

He eventually asked MC to read it to him, he actually liked books even if most didn’t take him for the type it was just that he had a hard time actually reading himself. He always got distracted by food but audio books always worked well for him when he was working out, it turned out to be even better when MC read to him when he was eating

It was the best of both worlds for him and he found the story actually pretty funny, slightly worrying MC but they figured they couldn’t blame a demon for getting enjoyment out of a story like that. He did find their lack of food concerning though so at least there was that

One of the things that Beel often complained about when MC was living in the devildom was that when he went to go eat they weren’t always there. Sure Beel would ask them to tag along whenever possible but it didn’t always happen. He would call them from the kitchen at times and tell them that he missed them

MC was sure the other brothers would have something to say about it but knew that Beel would genuinely enjoy the next thing MC offered. Amagnet with his favorite picture of them. It was MC caught in a candid he took, mid bite in a dessert he had made them and his hand could just be seen wiping some whipped cream off MC’s cheek

It was a way that Beel could have MC with him at his favorite place every time

The last thing that MC laid out was something that was inspired by Beel. He had once given them a coupon for a free meal by him and they had thought it was just about the cutest thing ever

They made him a whole coupon book of favors ranging from cooking any meal he wanted to recording his workouts for him and of course lots of coupons for hugs and kisses

Beel isn’t used to being summoned at all so hes slightly disoriented when he finds himself suddenly in the human world. As soon as he sees MC though its nothing but smiles and he doesn’t even notice the gifts until after

“MC did you know I was thinking about you? Sometimes I just say your name and hope you will appear ... so if you ever think of me just say my name. I want to be here, even if its during dinner” 

Belphie

Belphie is not one to beat around the bush at all. He is a creature of habit and just wants more of the same things that he already has. Dont fix something if its not broke right?

So its fairly easy to fill his summoning circle with things that he loves, just adding to his ever growing collection of happy nap time things

That isn’t to say that MC just grabs whatever blanket or pillows they have laying around, they still want it to be special for him

So yes the first two things they offer to Belphie is a pillow and blanket, there was never going to be anything else but MC spent a long time putting their love into finding just the right ones for him ... and still couldn’t find what they wanted

MC used this as an excuse to create something themselves for their sleepy boy. They dived deep into youtube and pintrest and spent more money than they care to admit on materials until finally they made what they wanted

The first was a quilt large enough for three cause the twins like to make MC a sandwich in a cow print pattern that matched his pillow and demon form marks, lined with the softest fabric she could find that was the same purple as his eyes 

His pillow was another quilted design, this time of a cloudy night sky with a sleepy cow jumping over the moon. MC stitched his name in pretty gold thread on the back long with a sweet ‘I love you’

There was one last fluffy thing to give to him, this one MC knew he would probably scoff and tease them about but they couldn’t help it. They saw the angry looking cow plushie and just could not walk away 

They have actually been sleeping with it when they miss him most and even if he doesn’t like the plushie the fact they have slept with it so much will make him a bit fonder of it

Even though they were pretty sure that Belphie knew every star in the sky MC couldn’t help but get a book with stories about the constellations. He might already know them all but they thought that he might still enjoy hearing them read to him as he drifted to sleep

The last thing MC has to offer him is also star related. A star map of the day that they made their pact. It was the day that MC had fully forgiven everything that had happened before and their relationship had truly began

When Belphie was summoned he was half asleep but knew who it must be even in his sluggish state. He gave a big yawn and looked around at all the things around him 

“At least things are already set up for the perfect nap, including having you. MC next time just say my name alright? Its much more of a drag this way ... and I want to know when you are dreaming of me”