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#I’m a menace to society
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Me: I used to think I’m a black cat because I just kind of hate everyone and want to run them over with my car and or ruin their lives. Now I realize I’m just a raccoon because I crave chaos and violence.
Rossi: …You work for the federal government
Derek: And have a gun
Me: Oh look I’m already qualified for the job then
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i-give-u--art · 8 months
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@beansbaskst oc has been Ponyifide
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(this was a request)
:3
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lavenderboneswrites · 2 years
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Damn, that’s what they say about me, too 😏
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i want to be happy
when do i get to be happy
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insomnaticwriter · 2 years
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Me writing kinktober in class like 😐
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fiasco95 · 4 months
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The Black sisters being the overprotective and feral older sisters to Regulus.
Andromeda: I’m sorry to Sirius but the moment we saw that Potter boy—
Bellatrix: We knew—
Narcissa: —that we wanted him for our Reg.
The black sisters nodding and agreeing,
James: Yes. I thought so too.
Andromeda:
Bellatrix:
Narcissa:
James:
Bonus
Sirius: What’s going on here?? Why was I not invited??
Sirius:
Sirius, pointing at James: Better yet, why are you here???
Regulus: What in the ever loving fuck?
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billyzigz · 2 years
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Kay Faraday feat. designs from @u3pxx / @aaroleswapau
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in bsd you either got esteemed gentleman x esteemed gentleman or esteemed gentleman x menace to society. there is no in between
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aanthonyvb · 6 months
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Designing Hyde is so hard. I just imagine him like this. That’s all. His actual face? I have no idea.
Somebody help :((
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Screaming crying thinking of that trope of human-weapon learning how to be a regular person but with Stobotnik.
Like I love those first meeting fics but can u imagine it with Stone being this total super weapon at first that only knows how to follow super serious orders and be a good lil soldier.
Just for his new boss to be this goofy brilliant man that has funky 80s music blasting in his lab while he dances like LMAO GOD THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY. So basically Stone learns he’s a damn dork himself and they get to be silly together in their lil lab can you hear me sobbing.
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a-hobit · 2 years
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Thinking and watching thanks to them again has made me so aware of just how fucking chaotic Willow is— she’s so down for bullshit. She stuck a pitchfork into a random persons ass! She stole her bat costume and gave the clerk a single snail like that would have bought anything on the Iles??
When she and Hunter get together she’s going to be so fucking chaotic and tease him like crazy. Like she would be the person to blow a raspberry while kissing her boyfriend. She totally pokes his ass while walking up the stairs. She’s definitely the “bite you” girlfriend but like it actually hurts. Indents and everything. She would lick his ear randomly just to fuck with him.
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d-cayedheart · 1 year
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“he don’t bite”
the whole ass patrol that astarion just killed by himself by sneak attacking and one shotting the entire crew: bitch yes the fuck he do-
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I fucking love the episodes where it’s all so chaotic and fun and not a lot of Story happens. And then they feel like they have to apologize for the chaos.
Like no!!! Don’t apologize!!! You’re playing a GAME with your FRIENDS!!!! You’re allowed to have fun!!!! That’s the point of the game!!!
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whereismyhat5678 · 8 months
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I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES
For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇‍♀️
And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️
Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):
Here, here, here, here and here.
The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀
Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!
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Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷‍♀️
But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)
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fandoms-my-fandoms · 7 months
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Phineas and Ferb Season Five
I’m sorry but when season five finally premieres, it’s OVER. I will not eat, sleep, leave my room, go to class, or BREATHE until I finish every last DROP, SCRAP, SNIPPET, FRAGMENT, PARTICLE, PIECE, and MORCEL…of Phineas and Ferb. I won’t be able to talk about anything else for DAYS. nay, WEEKS. nay, MONTHS. IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. I WILL BE SO FERAL CONSUMING ALL THIS NEW CONTENT AND INFORMATION. I will go insane. I will RULE the WORLD.
…anyway, uh.
…thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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