#I’m definitely not projecting

[jamoncitofail]

Something that I’m 100% that happened to Kaidou at one point is being told “for a second I thought you were a boy.”

Not in a mean way, the person just looked at him and was like “he’s a boy” looked for a little longer and then was like “ah no, she just looks a little masculine.”

[bxrningdragxn]

I feel like Steven’s the type to fidget with stuff

Like he always has a pen or a little rock to fidget with

If he doesn’t have anything he’ll just fidget with the rings on his fingers

[a24strider]

crazy how half the disney princesses are bisexual and half filipino..

[alexiostheweirdovampire]

The range of people that go to Thrift stores is insane.

You can have a Cis Straight Christian Woman looking at the same shirt rack as a Trans Goth Guy.

[javajuicedraws]

Headbutts >>> hugs

[bloobydabloob]

Lil Hal design ideas that kept glitching and posting weird. Let’s give this one last shot.

Dirk and Hal ramblings under cut if you want to give them a read.

Screenshots this time because I am not formatting this text for the fifth time. Good lord.

+ An extra doodle for your troubles. Thanks if you read any of that

[aspen-charminghearts]

A Normal Day in Red and Chloe’s Dorm:

Chloe: [Peacefully doing her homework]

Red sitting on her bed bored: Chloe!

Chloe already knows what’s about to happen: [Ignores Red and continues her work]

Red now on the edge of her bed upside down: Chloooooeeeeee!

Chloe: [Ignoring]

Red now standing, smacking two books together to make noise: CHLOEEEEE!!!!

Chloe: [Struggling to focus]

Red startling Chloe from behind, wrapping her arms around Chloe and her chair: CHLOE!

Chloe startled: [Squeak of Shock] Goodness Red what is it ?

Red: Hmmm.. I don’t know. I think I just wanted attention! [Smiles sheepishly and snuggles Chloe]

Chloe: Of course you did.. And to think a few months ago you were threatening to feed me to the Jabberwocky.. [Proceeds to give Red her required Chloe time]

[weirdglassthing]

Huey and Gosalyn have some summer camp fun!!

This may have something to do with a comic idea I had

Ironically this is my last post before I go to summer camp (I kind of hope there are no glowing eyes in the woods but c’est la vie)

I will be back in a week hopefully with more ducktales art!!

Bonus:

(No, no he should not be)

[not-the-living-ghost]

RIP Monty Finch, your sad gay ass would’ve loved Conan Gray

[local-space-case]

i know everyone is assuming the pines twins parents were arguing and possibly considering getting a divorce, but considering it gave dipper nightmares i kinda wonder if it was about the twins? kind of like the scene in A Tale of Two Stans where stan overheard the principle saying he wasn’t going anywhere.

maybe they were arguing about how the twins, or maybe dipper specifically who knows, are struggling amongst their peers for being different and that’s part of the reason why dipper is so obsessed with fitting in. obviously the bullying we know they experienced would contribute to that, as well as just the normal growing up thing, but if we wanna look at it through the Cinematic Parallels angle…

[housecow]

Girl please stop romanticizing obesity, it will literally kill you eventually (and I know it’s not the first time someone says it to you). Like are you even ok? Romanticizing being immobile & being humiliated on the street? Why would you even aspire to this? For some attention of questionable men on this app? Girl they don’t deserve you. This message comes from a place of concern, it is not intended as an insult. You said you want a career in the future, maybe focus on that, I’m not sure how possible it is do all that while being immobile or having whatever condition.

omfg 😭 i apologize for writing little stories to get myself off, i guess?? lmfao. i have a fetish. i state clearly in my bio that this is what to expect. sorry im horny posting anonymously on tumblr.com ???? stop being weird when u don’t even belong in these spaces

[noname-nonartist]

Hmmmm. My title screen looks different today but I can’t figure out why~ X3c

Happy Pride Month everyoneeee~

[captain-mozzarella]

E epy

One of the clones on the 212th is called socks cuz he absolutely knits everyone socks or sth

Edit: I'm drawing socks because I love him and a couple of people seemed to like him

(ﾉ≧◡≦)ノ ♡

[maryangelex]

Simon Riley would definitely be a girl dad.

He would be so patient with his daughter(s) and just so damn sweet. All the affection he lacked in his childhood and his past would just ooze out of him intrinsically the minute he held his little girl for the first time.

Imagine the baby’s first night home. He would not take his eyes off his little girl. The slightest amount of fussing and he’s worked up, mans would be more stressed about her comfort and wellbeing than he’d ever been about himself or anyone on the battlefield.

Everything would be a mission: Diaper change? Roger that. She’s hungry? On it. Crying cus her pacifier fell out? Engage immediately.

And when she’s older, of course he’s gonna play with her, that man is gonna be her best friend. That little girl is gonna be the boss of him though, he’s under her command. Princess tea parties with dad complacently sitting at the smallest plastic pink chair and the tiniest teacup in that behemoth of a man’s fingers. The tiara is a necessity too.

And when they’re role playing it has to be her way. If he says something off-script she’ll let him know and he’d say “Oh, understood…Sorry, love” And yeah big, bad, gruff voiced Simon is using a girl voice, unless he’s playing a prince or a villain which is a rare occurrence in their playtime.

The older she gets the more love grows in his once cold heart if that’s even possible. He’d be so protective of her, so kind and gentle and understanding yet he’d be like her shadow and guardian angel. He wouldn’t be a “chill dad” because he’s used to seeing danger in every situation and knows anyone/everyone could have ulterior motives with his little girl. But he’d definitely be an understanding dad; super authoritative, never authoritarian.

He’d always tell her how proud he is of her, “Love ya, kiddo” at any and every moment. He would just overall be the dad he unfortunately never had, he’d make it his goal for his little girl to never feel what he felt. Only the love he deserved and later got when he met his wife.

[ennard-is-near]

Ennard is so mean to Michael. Like I get that they did what they had to do but some things were just unnecessary (why did they go out his mouth when ejecting, why are they taunting him in FNaF 6, etc)

Anyway this leads me to believe that when they had control of him, and were just hanging out in his house, they moved a bunch of shit around. Like Michael came to, went home, and his furniture had all moved. All his clothes were thrown all over the place. They emptied out that bathroom cabinets. They clogged the toilets. Even years later he still finds things that are wrong. He goes to get a bowl one day and the cabinet where the plates went is full of cereal now, they had moved all his plates and nonperishables and utensils and such (and he didn’t even notice because he didn’t need them)

They did not need to do these things, but they just really don’t like this guy and decide to rearrange his entire house just to piss him off.

[stardustspaceway]

goodbye (some really messy drawings about Emma and her grief. I don’t have the time to make something better but also I have things that I want to put on paper)