#I’m genuinely offended

[yourlolz]

How DARE they let Sauron be hot?

[chappell-roans]

when you’re fat but your thin friends keep talking about how fat they are (when they’re not)

[posttmann]

really dumb question, but where does it explicitly say billford is canon? I mean, I get that the language used to describe their relationship can closely resemble how one would speak of an abusive/(romantic) relationship (bill isolating ford, bill calling Mcgucket the “third wheel”, “you can call me anything but late for dinner”, bill referencing his experiences with ford in those pages about love advice, bill being very controlling of ford, bill isolating ford, etc.), but where does it explicitly say that they had something? Couldn’t it just be allegory? Couldn’t all that flirting just be one of bill’s personality traits? I’m really confused

[totallysora]

ok genuine question for any americans 😭

how do your school days work?? Like specifically high school, cus I was wondering how your days would go and I genuinely don’t understand 😭 I’ve tried googling it but get so many different answers and Idek how america works anymore

for context I’m British (English), instead of middle-high school n then college we have primary school (4-10/11 depending on birthday) and then secondary school (11-15/16 also depending on birthday) and then either sixth form (which is basically college just with the same hours as secondary) or college (which is the same as sixth form but you only go in when you have classes) which are both 16-18 (or 17 depending on your birthday)

Our school year is start of of September-late July (or at least it is/was for me) and our school days are from around 8-9 to around 3 (this depends on the school, for my secondary school my hours were 8:45 [9:10 from the start of lessons] to 3:15). We have 5 periods/classes (this may also depend but most schools where I live have this) which are usually around an hour, and a break in the morning which (for me) was 15 minutes, n then lunch in the afternoon which (once again, for me) was 35ish minutes

We also don’t call them grades, for us they’re years (eg - year 6, year 7 etc) and I think your numbers are a year behind us (eg - google tells me that 6th grade is our equivalent of year 7 [which is the first yr of secondary at ages 11/12])

also I think for Americans, your college is our university?? For us uni starts at age 18 (thats the minimum but u can join whenever) n its where you get a degree

basically just how tf do ur school work (specifically the structure of your days because I’ve seen people say that have up to 6 or even 8 periods?? And I have genuinely no clue how that would work, unless ur periods were rlly short or your days were rlly long 😭😭)

[nightcolorz]

here are some questions I would ask at the San Diego Iwtv comic con panel if I was going to go there and also if I was fucked up horrible person

How do you get Assad Zaman’s honkers to not pop out of his shirt all the time? It seems like they are unnoticeable in some scenes but practically taking up the whole screen in others. Does he wear a binder?

Question for Sam Reid. On a scale of one to ten how hard was it to forgive Rollin Jones for his crimes against Lestat in s1?

Jacob Anderson? Will Louis be covered in cob webs and grime (as per book canon) in season 3? If not, why did the cuck writers decide to remove this essential part of Louis’s character? (That he is always covered in dirt and grime to the point where the characters brave enough to fuck him affectionately refer to him as dusty)

Question for Eric Burger idk how to spell ur last name, does it make u uncomfortable that the fandom always talks about how they want to see u get fucked or are u used to it by now?

Question for everybody, have you ever tried to explore the fandom? If so describe the most annoying tumblr blog or twitter account you’ve come across with a name drop please

Question for everybody, please describe your sexual orientation to me with personal details about your sex and dating life, if you identify as heterosexual in a boring way pls describe how u feel about having gay sex on screen

Question for Assad Zaman, do you know the tumblr blog nightcolorz and how do u feel about his posts? Would u be willing to go on a date with him preferably with sex?

Question for everyone, which deeply personal flaw do you have most in common with your character? Feel free to trauma dump

Question for Jacob Anderson, what was your LEAST favorite sex scene to film and why? Jacob I’m asking u this cuz if my estimations r correct u film the most sex scenes. Pls be mean to your co stars

Question for everyone, is it hard for you to deliver the really cringe badly written lines that slip in sometimes or are you stronger than me?

Question for Jacob Anderson, when you watch the show do the extremely close up shots of your face as u cry make you self conscious be honest

Question for Assad Zaman, when you read the vampire Armand before any other book in the series did you consider resigning from your role? I would

Question for everyone, do you guys think the eye contacts look stupid because I do they ruin the show sometimes ngl

Question for Luke Brandonfield, why are you always doing that with your face? please stop.

Question for Rollin Jones, do you still identify as straight? If so why do you talk and act like that?

Question for Rollin Jones, have you read the vampire chronicles?

Question for Sam Reid, please address the criticism that your face is too wide to play Lestat. How do you feel about that? For the record I think ur face is an ok shape like it’s fine imo

Question for everyone, if you had to choose, who is your favorite vampire chronicles character who is canonically revealed to be a sexual predator?

Question for Assad Zaman, are you single?

[universe-of-peoples]

It’s pride month! You know what that means! It means it’s time for people to see me in Pride merch and compliment me for being an ally 🙄🤦‍♀️

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

okay. i am now awake and semi-coherent and ready to talk about the blue lock movie. nagi and reo specifically because ohhhhhh my fucking goddddd they were made for me?????

a puppeteer and his devoted puppet??????? but they vow to be together always????????? they have a dynamic where reo exercises control over nagi but it’s never in a twisted sense, only something built on a very deep trust. nagi trusts reo’s judgement and doesn’t care about soccer anyway, only reo himself, so he doesn’t mind being puppeteered. it’s only when he realizes he actually enjoys it that he leaves reo behind — and even then it’s all for the sake of them being together in the end!!!! they’ll meet again on the other side!!!!!!!!!!

but it’s still so. fucking soulcrushing because reo might seem controlling, he might seem a little detached, but he cares for nagi so deeply and calls him a genius and trusts him in a way no one else does. he loves him so much. soccer was the first thing reo ever wanted for himself, nagi was the second. and nagi left him behind.

the concept of a doting puppeteer being left by his beloved puppet makes me batshit insane all on its own but the fact that their relation to each other is so genuine and kind just wrecks me. nagi is doing what he thinks is best for reo but he’s hurting him more in the process. reo wishes he could be happy for nagi, but he still cries because he doesn’t want to be alone. he doesn’t want nagi to walk farther than he can reach, even if that will stunt his growth. maybe he’d prefer him being under his thumb, always, willingly, never meeting his full potential;

and i think that makes reo feel so, so guilty.

[alluralater]

i been thinkin lately about why a lot of people i’ve been with end up coming out as nonbinary or are nonbinary and sometimes people are like what’s your gender and i’m like [shrug] i’m a woman, whatever that means :) cause it’s all generally defined by my experience and oppression opposite those who are classified as men, whatever that means. and i tend to have great big feelings for nonbinary people because we always feel so incredibly safe with one another. like they are the nearest and dearest to my heart for some reason even before i know they are or they know they are. anyways all this to say, i don’t really care what you call me or whatever cause gender is a construct and i’m not bob the builder

[books-and-kids]

My safe families coach (caseworker equivalent) is going to call me today to discuss the details of someone else taking Deshaun. I feel so guilty and inadequate not to be able to finish out his hosting but I can’t figure out a way to. I’m sick and not getting enough sleep, to the point that I felt lightheaded and dizzy last night, but I could grit my teeth and make it through that for 2 more weeks. The problem is work. He’s not allowed back to daycare until he tests negative and is symptom free for 5 days. That’s totally reasonable from daycare’s perspective, but he’s still coughing and very snotty so I suspect it will be many days until he meets that criteria. And while hes home I can only half-work. He needs constant access to me. I’m wearing him in the carrier for many hours each day, but he won’t accept that all day and the rest of the time he has to be near me, climbing all over my lap. If I ignore him he cries. If I try to type, he grabs at the laptop. I can take some calls, but it’s a crapshoot what his mood will be like. Yesterday I had an important external call that I had to take off camera and mic, listening to someone else explain my work while Deshaun screamed in the background.

My job has been incredibly flexible and supportive but it’s been a week (we tested positive last Thursday night) and I don’t want to push it. Right now is busy for me also — I’m leading an important project with a firm deadline based on external factors we can’t change, and it’s already behind schedule. If I don’t finish my pieces of it within the next 1-2 weeks, it won’t happen in time.

There’s just no slack. If daycare is out as the childcare option, there’s nothing left. No partner to trade off childcare with. I’m not allowed to hire a babysitter (safe families would require them to be certified, there’s no prudent parenting standard), and even if I was I can’t imagine finding someone who’d risk getting sick, and even if I could I couldn’t afford it. I have family in the area, but nobody who’d volunteer to babysit a sick child while I work. (Mostly when I hear about people with that kind of family support it’s from their mom, and my mom is dead.)

What am I missing? I know single parents exist and manage sick kids. Do they accept the need to take significant PTO and the limits that places on their ability to perform at work? Do they accept getting no sleep so they can catch up on work after the baby is asleep? I guess if I was truly committed I’d do some combination of those things. Am I a terrible person because I’m not willing to? (I should also say — my job is really important to me. I work for a nonprofit doing the most important work I can think of. In terms of helping people, my job does that more than hosting does. And, I’m in my early career and I want to build my reputation as a top performer. I know there are different considerations for different people.)

Of the three hostings I’ve done that involved daycare, all three have had kids home unexpectedly. Charlie was home for a day and played independently and it went fine. Bella was home for 7 consecutive work days and it wasn’t great, but she watched a lot of Barbie Dreamtopia and we muddled through. Now with Deshaun, today is the 5th consecutive work day (one day off and then 4 days working while also caring for him). Is that level of daytime childcare need typical in yalls experience? If I’m not able to manage it, does that mean I’m not cut out for hosting and should stop doing it?

[allamericansbitch]

Not my blog being put on an anti-Taylor list 💀💀💀

[hawkeyeslaughter]

This has always been a subway blog. I always see you posting about that one sub and his grey hair 🙄🙄🙄 at least now your getting paid

(sorry if this is not funny, I thought it was a few minutes ago and now I'm unsure)

the ONLY thjng you should be apologizing for is typing something THIS funny and then hitting the anon button

[xianhuashi]

Please don’t unfollow me or stop interacting, but I don’t really watch the series nor do I like the artstyle… but I won’t be a dick if you like it 👍 (also Baymax art)

[philsmeatylegss]

Lmao a video went viral of an autistic son hitting his mother for not getting Applebees and the comments are all “you shouldn’t let him do that” “if that were me I’d hit him back”

Now y’all get why it pisses me off that Autism became trendy?

The mom did the right thing which was to not retaliate and to not give into demands. If you ask experts, that is how you handle that situation. Because a child with Autism needs different parenting than a neurotypical child.

But because it has been so watered down, people don’t see that kid as autistic, just as a bad kid. What are we in, the 1980s? Kind of like when you go so far left that you turn right.

It’S a SpEcTrUm. I know. You say it every time. Every time. I get it. But those in the lower end and their loved ones are suffering the most, have been ignored by education institutions, insurance agencies, medical staff, and so much more for years and im sorry I feel worse for a mother who has to endure being hit for refusing Applebees than someone on the higher end getting overwhelmed by lights. Kill me.

I always get a few anons after I post shit like this, but I’m just so angry over it that I’m just not in the head to have a rational debate and if my stance offends you then just block me because I’m fucking tired of having to censor my own experience and it’s so fucking insane this is even controversial

[sofargoneao3]

not in a rude way AT ALL but I am honestly curious about what the wolfstar justification is for them thinking each other is the traitor & somehow being able to move past that post POA?

[church-of-lilith]

jfc your ship not happening is not "west series finale of all time" material especially since it's been obvious since season one that tedbecca was just some toxic heteronormative brain rot delusions and not anything that exists in reality

ffs two attractive white straight ppl boning is not the groundbreaking writing you want it to be and y'all acting like not getting it is a problem with the writing and not with your lack of reading comprehension is so old and tired

bestie i’m literally not a tedbecca shipper — I don’t like them at all. one glance at my blog would tell you I ship tedtrent & rebecca/boat guy 😭😭😭

if you had an ounce of reading comprehension yourself you’d see that my post said it would be ‘the worst night of the general audiences lives’ not the worst night of MINE.

this is so funny to me guys I literally can’t believe I got accused of being a tedbecca shipper in the final hours when I’ve been praying on their downfall since the start

[goldensunset]

Maria..... I saw that one post of Sora and Ventus that you tagged with an apology to OP and I got curious so I looked in the notes.... HELLO?????? I'm so sorry that freak said all that shit about you???? Me and my roommate did a dramatic reading of the post and concluded that whoever that guy is they're probably just tripping balls on some INSANE psychedelics considering the links at the bottom!!! You did NOT deserve all that bullshit!!

sorry but imagining you and your roommate doing a dramatic reading is GOLD that’s so funny helppp… almost wish i could hear it (but of course i wouldn’t ask that of you)