janine & gregory this, janine & gregory that yada yada barb and melissa def kissed after the party too
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Might have to block the solavellan tag because I’m genuinely getting sick of seeing it constantly. Every single Lavellan is basically the same character and has the same situation with the egg— gave all of herself to a man who gave her nothing and she still goes after him. 🙄
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Peanuts are the most overrated nut. They’re in literally fucking everything and I’m tired of it. Pecans are far superior. I petition to take peanuts out of everything and replace them with pecans. Or walnuts.
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Yeah realizing ur lesbian is hard… but realizing ur AROACE is worse ❤️
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It does honestly vaguely annoy me when I see those posts and polls like “OMG I can’t believe that most people on tumblr didn’t do drugs or have sex or go to parties in high school Virgin L Beta Cuck website lmfao 😂” cause it’s like, I mean yeah this is the awkward autistic nerd website 😭 half of the user base is mfs with interests so intense that they need to rant and rave about them all of the time and curate their existence around them. Not surprising to me personally that a lot of the ppl who use the cringe fandom site were staying at home watching Steven universe and drawing their emo wolf Ocs in high-school, tbh.
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I found out the best way to carry a ukulele if you are going to be spontaneously playing it at any given time, without having to fix a ton of shit! i have Apollo’s secret now hahahahah
i will never need this knowledge because i hate ukulele’s, they make me want to swing them at a metal pole continuously until they crumble
BUT, i want the knowledge anyway. share how.
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My heart is filled with darkness and evil. :)
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if travis kelce can host snl there’s no reason why joe hasn’t been on hot ones yet
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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I hate tomatoes. I’m sorry. The only veggie going on my burger is an illogical amount of pickles.
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It’s honestly kind of impressive that the cockroaches haven’t managed to eat Asmongold yet. Dude has to be fighting them off like doom guy or something to stay alive.
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Hey would you please do a floch as boyfriend? Like, things he does with his partner and how he treats them?
No I hate his hair.
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