#I’m not even emo but omg thank u babes

[meltingchaos]

Had some boys sing ‘I’m in love with an emo girl’ as I walked past them in town and honestly they were hitting those notes like damn I got my own personal concert

[wandaschaosx]

Just had an absolutely batsh insane dream

I woke up laughing lmao

so

It all started in a tennis court I was probably dropped off at against my own will, I looks around like damn this place boring af I want music.

So I see this speaker right ?

Crazy thing , I turn on some music and it’s playing and everything’s good , people vibe to it (as they should )

THEN THIS KID FROM MY SCHOOL COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

then it starts pouring rain so I decide to

Go outside ???, anyway there’s this really dark an ominous woods so I’m like “no thanks 😀” and then I go back and I hear this rap music that’s blasting at a frequency that could shatter glass and it’s none other than the spider verse soundtrack so I’m vibing until I realize it isn’t the spider verse soundtrack and it’s random rap that the kid from my school put on .

Everyone is PISSED so he starts getting all like “oh cry me a River and piss in it 🙄” so I’m all like okay rude and continue on.

It stops raining and I swear I literally blink and we’re all in this line, I see my friend (let’s call her watermelon I’m not disclosing any info sorry babes 💓)and I’m like oh “hey you here too” and she’s like “yeah lol “

Then I see my other friends let’s call her raspberry smoothie and I’m like omg come here (she’s in the back of the line ) and so I signal for her to come over and the person behind us gave us the nastiest look like I just 🔥ned his favorite store to the ground .

So I’m all like Oop sorry 😰.

I blink again and we’re in a tennis match

AGAINST PEOPLE FROM MARBLE FKING HORNETS

so I’m all like damn okay 😰 absolutely battling it out and then (hold on lemme Google sm real quick I forget his name )

ALEX

It’s Alex, alright so Alex is all like we should go upstairs lol and asks if we’re hungry (raspberry smoothie has disappeared and it’s just me and watermelon )

And me and watermelon look at one another like “??” There ain’t no upstairs to a tennis court wt-

AND IM TRANSPORTED TO A ROBLOX CLUB FOR A SPLIT SECOND WITH A TAYLOR SWIFT SHRINE IN THE MIDDLE (fearless era btw ) and I look around like

What

Then I see that other guy jay I think and we’re heading upstairs with Alex and Im like oh is this your uh

Room 😰

And their all like yeah lmao dwi

so me and watermelon are immediately getting bad vibes but like hey free food why not

By god’s grace

When I tell you

I walked in there

This room had the aesthetic of a back office in a GameStop that’s been running for 30 years on underplayed workers and road water . (I love GameStop absolutely no slander btw )

there was a really run down pc with a single chair (it looked like mine so I was all like ??wyd w my chair my guy ???💀)

and a bed with crumbs over it and a single closet

goodness gracious almighty if tony stark had not blessed me my soul would have been gone because when I opened that closet

It was a clear P L A S T I C T U B

of G R E A S Y P O P C O R N

with B T S McDonald’s fruit punch cups shoved into different areas of the popcorn

Looked like he really had to get in there to keep them in place ig

But I think what unsettled me more was that was the only thing in his closet

Like bon apple teeth or bonappetit as they say so my friends all like

What on gods green earth girl keep that in greasy groves

But I immediately say suit yourself because when in Rome am I right

5 star Gordon Ramsey approved I tell you

So me and watermelon sit down after that delectable meal and jay is sitting across from us and all of a sudden we’re on a plane??? Same positions but on a plane

And apparently I didn’t get the memo it’s 2023 because I saw myself in like 3rd person mode in a video game with raccoon stripes and the really stereotypical like 2000’s emo with the large bangs to one side and honestly I had no complaints

Beside the absolute horrendous lipstick I put on if you could even call it that

Lemme tell you sm, that lipstick came from the back trenches of early Sephora with a consistency so thick and melty I could have used it to butter a pan

So glad I didn’t taste it

All I’m doing now is “Oowhahahaah look at me emo ahaha “

Apparently my friend got a kick out of it and now I look like a single mother with her feral child

Then I woke up the end

[bloom-bloom-pow]

maybe like enhypen reactions of finding twreets about them even though you're dating already?

OMFG this is so cute :(( thank you anon!

you would constantly tweet about the love of your life, before and during dating, and one day he finds the account...

heeseung

would 10/10 go ¿qué?  🤨

someone's tweeting about him ???

he scrolls more to see that it started years ago

kinda blushes and everyones like oooehh whats heeseung doing in the corner 😳

and he's like ...reading thirst tweets

AYO HUH??? 🤠

he realizes that doesn't sound right either 😐

very impatient to tell you about this hilarious account he found

he meets up with you at lunch and hands you his phone, full of love tweets

ur like yeah babe that's my acc 😃

and he would go fake emo like "..oh."

"WDYM OH ????"

"NONO WAIT I- 💀"

jay

was scrolling through twitter one day

almost choked on his spit when he found a certain account 😍

you're like ?? ayo u okay ??

and he's like ..yeah yeah.. 😗😏

and he's like wait it sounds like you

he scrolls and makes SURE that he's gonna roast you properly

as he should 😣

and soon he makes you "listen to a poem that he wrote" 😯😯

"jay park is my soulmate. just look at his pretty eyes, i literally melt when he wears black jeans. they make his-"

you turn red and your mind goes absolutely blank

"for what it's worth, i think you have gorgeous eyes too 😉"

jake 

highkey flustered (but when is he not)

once he found that he would be all ‼️‼️

he's like oh my god do they know i'm taken :((

sends screenshots to the boys' gc and realizes it's not the boys 🤨🤨

he fr fr thought sunghoon was making a fan account 😳

he finally goes to you, promising he didn't kiss someone else's cheeks, almost in tears 

ur like JAKEY MY ANGEL AHHH 💀💀

ur like omg thats my acc.. my bad 😬

he would be SO relieved (yay!)

10/10 gives you a reassurance hug 

"awhh baby, i'm right here! i'm yours and you're mine 🥰"

sunghoon

when he found it he was lowkey not surprised 

he finds it and immediately knows it's you but keeps it to himself 

because he needs assurance sometimes ykyk 😭😭

nothing like tweeting how perfect your bf is to confirm thAt.. 

he would nonchalantly catch you off guard one day and be like 

"omg look at these tweets lmao"

u would go from ❓❓to ‼️‼️ SO FAST

the panic in your eyes would make him giggle 🥺

ur like oh god he'S LAUGHING AT ME 💔💔

he shows you one of the notes on his phone and it's just all the reasons why he loves you 😎

"aww mr. sunghoon park is in love with me 😆"

"..mmhm.. more than you'll ever know..."

sunoo

all he's thinking is uh oh uh oh uh oh 

he doesn't really talk and he just goes through his day like 😐😐

u tell him he's killing ur vibe after many "what's wrong bubs?" and "ah, i'm just tired.." 

you confront him soon after and go all 😠😠 

he just gives you a quick nod and shows you all the tweets

you're like 😮😮 bubs look at the dates !!! 

and he's like 🤨🤯 they always posted on the days i took you on dates !!! do you think we have a stalker..? 

(everyone facepalm right now)

u show him your phone, which was logged into the account

at first he's confused but when it clicks he gives you one of those big bear hugs

"thank you for loving me.. i'm thankful to have you in my life ☺️"

jungwon

he was honestly looking for these accounts if you ask me,,

he's unpredictable n spicy what can i say ??

didn't know what to do for once in his life

decided to think outside the box and be forward when he knew you would be on your phone

man is just smart like that ykyk

don't tell anyone but he read it ALL and went 🥺

would dm and write comments which would result in you saying "wonnie why are you on my page? let me simp for you in peace 😔😔"

and he's like omg aHAHA SIMP 😶😶

ur like ..wait i just exposed myself 🤠"

"you sure did, sweetheart! but don't worry, my ‘fantabulous squishy out of this world hugs’ are coming right up 😉" 

ni-ki

didn't even want the drama in the first place

mans was tagged so he couldn't ignore

so he read it and started tearing up 

awooga thats our baby boy 😣😣

he was like i hope this doesn't cause drama ahh

decides to call you and rant 

tbh YOURE the one who's going oh no- what have i done i gotta hiDE 🙈

internally you're shaking and know you're DONE FOR if he finds out it's you 😓 #learnedhowtoroastbyjay

..he never did find out that it was your acc..

"see!! they posted about me again what do i doooooo 😩😩"

"hmm.. you love me still right?" 

"more than anything, angel 🥺"

thank you for requesting! <3

[emsvegetables]

“tendou oikawa and bokuto reaction to a teammate of his accident hurts their s/o like by a spike or they run into you and knock them over”

i had to repost this bc tumblr hates me ha. hahahah.

Tendou:

* omg.

* smiling brother Tendou will instantly stop smiling and look at whoever’s hit you.

* (it’s Goshiki and he’s TERRIFIED for his life)

* okay luckily today coach Washijio isn’t in practice bc his wife is sick, so Tendou just runs out of his spot and straight at you without saying anything.

* Ushijima just nods at Tendou when he turns back to mouth the word “sorry”.

* “you okay, baby?”

* u look up from the floor, and Tendou’s pulling you up and squinting at you.

* “baby???????”

* I SWEAR HE’LL SHOOT A GLARE AT GOSHIKI AGAIN WHEN U BLINK AT HIM.

* “i swear i’ll murder—“

* “no no Tendou i’m fine!!!!!!”

* and then he frowns.

* “are you sure (Y/N)???”

* and when you nod, he sighs, and pats your head softly and guides you to a nearby bench.

* “sit here, i’ll check on u later.”

* DIDKDKDK HE CHECKS ON U EVERY FIVE MINUTES HEE HEE

Oikawa:

* he will instantly STOP when the ball lands on your face with a loud SMACK.

* “IWA-CHAN!!!! WHAT DID U DO TO MY BABE???????”

* and Iwaizumi actually looks guilty AHAHAH

* and he runs to you, sitting by the benches, with a dazed look on your face.

* “(Y/N), babe, are you alright?????”

* and he’s nervously looking at you, waiting for your reply !!

* and when you nod slightly, Oikawa sighs and ruffles your hair, squeezing your cheeks slightly, “phew.”

* AHAHAHA Iwaizumi comes forward to apologise to you bc he feels so bad :((((

* Oikawa will huff and puff and refuse to accept his apology.

* and then Iwaizumi will glare at him and be like, “i hit (Y/N), not you.”

* “BUT (Y/N) IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!”

* he gets hit LMAOOO but that doesn’t stop him from keeping his eyes on u for the rest of the practice.

Bokuto:

* LMAOOO it’s his spike that hits u HA. HAHAHA.

* he’s JUMPING and being like...

* “(Y/N)!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!”

* and then he’s abandoning practice to run towards you.

* and then he sees the nosebleed on your nose...

* “AKAAAAASHIIII KONOHAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO I BROKE (Y/N) DUIDIDODOSKSKS”

* cue him going into emo mode bc he feels so bad.

* and you’re left there bleeding LOL

* but thank you to Kaori and Yukie for leaping into action and helping you stop your nosebleed, while Konoha goes to get an ice pack and Akaashi is left to deal with Bokuto’s mood djdjdjdjdjdjd

* but this time not even Akaashi can stop emo mood :(

* u have to reassure Bokuto that you’re okay and he’ll look at you with that pout on his face and he’ll look at that tissue stuffed in your nose.

* “are you sure?”

* “yes, bo.”

* “OKAY!!!!!”

* HAHAHA

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[shingia]

I was the anon for more mma hc’s :) You can do whichever characters you’d like, same or different :) I NEED MORE OF YOUR WRITING UGH ITS SO GOOD I <3 U

𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐂𝐒 𝐩𝐭.𝟐

THANK YOU OMG I <3 U TOO HERE’S AN AGGRESSIVE LONG-DISTANCE HUG FOR YOU 🥺 hope you’ll like this as much as part 1 ! i couldn’t resist writing for kuroo again i just had lots of hcs for him <33

⤷ kuroo, noya, bokuto, oikawa

pt.1 | pt.3

✰ 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨

• at this point your success in your sport dictates his whole mood

• like, his team doesn’t even need to ask if you won or not, it’s already written all over his face

• he might use your matches as a way to drag kenma outside, and the contrast between the two of them in the stands is hilarious

• kuroo would frantically shake his arm like ‘DID YOU JUST SEE THAT ?’ and kenma would just sat there like ‘yes.’

• even though you can fight and probably defend yourself, please let him think that he’s still your #1 bodyguard because he’ll perish if you take that away from him

• i just know he compares the size of your muscles (butt included), tbh he doesn’t even tell you about it, he just sneaks a peek every now and then

• will always offer to give you a massage if you’re sore, but he’d also really like you to give him one in the meantime (work smarter not harder)

• he’ll take care of all your wounds, even the tiniest, and i can picture him keeping two or three band-aids in his bag at all times, just in case

• he’d be so ecstatic to know that you use the same workout playlist as him, especially if he made it

• as i said in pt.1, seeing you fight probably makes him really horny but you didn’t hear it from me

✰ 𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨

• proudest bf ever i’m not even joking

• he thinks the difference between you as a fighter and you outside of your sport is fascinating

• i think he’d really love to play a role, even a tiny one, in your success so he’ll most probably insist on buying you brand new training equipment

• i can easily picture bokuto driving you to your match and hyping you the fUCK UP during the ride

• but he always finishes by saying something like “you know i’ll love you no matter what, right ? so, no pressure ok ?”

• he’d also leave little notes of encouragement in your sports bag, maybe promise to treat you to something afterwards as a motivation

• you’re not supposed to know this but he dials 911 before each of your matches because he’s so terrified of you getting hurt that he wants to be one click away from calling them

• overall he really likes sitting in the stands during your matches, but he’ll lose all his enjoyment the SECOND he sees the tiniest drop of blood

• but the reason why he likes watching you fight so much is because you can’t allow yourself to go into an emo mode like him, you’re on your own and not giving your all would mean losing the match

• so he sees your matches as something really educational for him and his way of playing (akaashi’s grateful for that)

✰ 𝐨𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚

• oikawa knows better than to start a ‘playful’ fight with you like kuroo or tsumu, because he knows he’ll have his ass handed to him

• on the other hand, he’s so persuaded that you have his back 24/7 that he might be a little more sassy with iwa-chan and count on you to defend him

• if your matches are recorded then he’ll always watch them with you afterwards and would spend hours helping you analyze what you did wrong/right

• because yes, oikawa will watch professional mma matches on tv so that he can help you improve and overall have a better understanding of the sport

• he’ll double-check your bag to make sure you don’t forget anything, bless his soul

• he WILL look at your opponent up and down before, during and after the match

• but this attitude is just a facade because the screams he lets out are worthy of a 6 yo girl

• he’s the kind of guy who says “ow” just because he saw someone get punched

• depends on his mood but some days he’ll high-five you, other days he’ll french kiss you mercilessly in front of everyone

• he’d try his best to always sleep with you before a big match because he wants to make sure you get enough sleep

✰ 𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐚

• “SO COOL BABE YOU’RE SUCH A BADASS” *star eyes*

• honestly a huge fanboy

• you think he wouldn’t take bets before your matches ? you’re wrong. business is business

• if he’s in the stands and hears people complimenting your technique, it’ll be really hard for him not to turn around and participate in the discussion

• if your matches take place during one of his, he’ll give 200% on the court because he knows you’ll do the same

• noya usually likes to hang out with his teammates afterwards, but if your match isn’t finished then he’ll SPRINT out of the gym to come and see you

• hear me out : winning is great, but noya congratulating you after winning is better. he’s your best reward

• he’s just so fucking extra, this 5’3 man would be so hyped that he’d cartwheel his way towards you (oh and star eyes are back)

• let’s just say that the rest of the day is all about you, he’s dedicated to fulfill your every need

• it kinda troubles him how watching you fight gives him the irresistible urge to kiss you, and i mean irresistible

@toworuu

[luvdsc]

i wanted to give u a small break from all this hate anon talk and ask a few things <33

#1 - which era of 127, dream, and wayv do u like most (one per unit)

#2 - opinions on nct 2021 album :33

#3 - fav pic of ur bias??

i love u so much babes, keep doing what u do cuz ur honestly so sweet and respectful, i adore you so much <33

bonus: THIS IS SENDING ME TO A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION

hi, honey bee !!!! 💛 you are too cute omg thank you so much for sending this in !!!! 🥺🌸🌸 also, what are your answers for all these questions, lovebug? 💞

1. which era of 127, dream, and wayv do you like most (one per unit) ?

127 — cherry bomb !!!! omg that’s my no skips album for them, like I’m absolutely obsessed with their music from back then and I can also say the same for their debut album and limitless, those are also no skips albums but like …. yuta from cherry bomb era mwah 🍒

dream — ugh ok this is hard because mfal is my favorite title track, but I’m going to have to go with we young because walk you home is my favorite dreamies track of all time 💕

wayv — awaken the world, hands down. I have two words for you: after midnight ✨

2. opinions on nct 2021 album :33

my absolute favorites are birthday party, ok!, miracle, and new axis 🤩🤩 jisung’s rap in birthday party omg it was so nice, and wayv never fails to make hoe song bangers, and miracle was no exception !!!! 💛 good night was a very pretty slow song, and I have included it in my soft music playlist 🌙 I am very confused with universe tho like what does playing ball have to do with us being their universe ?? the message of beautiful was so lovely and I got a lil emo until the chorus played and it sounded like male onces doing the twice fanchant 😭😭 as for the other songs, I don’t have any particular opinion on them, they weren’t too memorable for me, and I kinda forgot what they sound like 🤧

3. fav pic of your bia??

omg i had such a hard time picking just one 😭😭 but this one is my favorite:

bonus:

and omg ilysm too 🥺🥺 you are so so soo lovely, sweetpea, thank you so much for sending me such kind words and compliments, and thank you for making me smile 💓💓 I hope you have the bestest day today and that 2022 brings you only happiness and joy ✨✨

BSHSJSJSSK THEY DID RENJUN SO DIRTY BUT ITS ALSO SO FUNNY AND ACCURATE IM CRUIFNFJDJ I EVEN SENT IT TO MOON AND LANA LMAOOO

[taetaespeaches]

I thank God that this white hair hobi is now forever registered in music video form, i am honestly very thankful, red was my fav but..... damn my lord, white hair hobi gets me going, and short hair, in the unboxing video they said hobi was kind of afraid of short hair that's why he always had it quite long but, babe!!! MY LORD you look yummy, bless u

ALSO, speaking of hair i want to say something, i know everyone was 'wow long hair jungkook', and me too of course i'm only human, but this short black emo hair jungkook i'm-

i am in love, i am SO real when i say is my favourite on him, i feel like THAT'S HIM that's fucking jungkook in all his glory with his fake/nonfake piercing and tattoos and fucking attitude, i'm sold boy, take me and do your worst

ALSO LOOK AT YOU MANIFESTING STUFF i srsly gasped when i saw him in front of the washing machines, then the peaches i'm like wHat!

and this past month has been me thinking "yoongi is so sexy" that's it, blonde yoongi and now sort of blue/gray ish yoongi, YES SIR, and i feel like i've seen him more happy? i don't know, look its been just a year and a half of me becoming an army, and i know yoongi is not the cold serious person that he appears and everyone reads, but if i compare old videos to last year videos and then to this year videos, i feel the difference, i see him so happy and more free somehow, i mean the honey boy has been glowing with success after success and it shows, sweet sweet amazing sexy boy i lovE him and i'm whipped

Liv, you did the bra thing and i died, i love everything but the most precious thing was nervous hoseok, like he didn't really say much and i could feel him lmao, Petal is my rock, Petal is love, Petal is badass, come at her Namjoon, if you dare!!!!!

I havent write you a bible in a while, and not a lot happened except that i am becoming more adult, it's annoying, long story short i had to get into a treatment with birth control pills bc my period was like 'NAH, i ain't going down' for almost 4 months and i got hella scared (haha it wasn't even funny the state i was in bc of stress), got blood tested for a million things and turns out only one hormone was the problem so... adulting is HARD, i mean i am thankfull it was only that, but here's a tip, DON'T EVER GOOGLE YOUR SYMPTOMS! that shit says you'll die in 3 days ! But we're okay, a little more poor but we're safe and sound enjoying namjoon's huge arms and pecks :)

and last but not least, slowly but surely i'm gonna start using my other tumblr, and will try my best to make gifs and edits again, OH how i miss my one and only boyfriend *photoshop*, so, someday i will stop sending asks from stainofpaint and annoy you from, *drumroll*: @princehoseok -that's right my lord got his title with me

so that's all for now, i'm at my work and i'm bored as hell but also sleepy, i'm eating breakfast praying the phone doesn't ring

i love you liiiiiiiiiiv, you're a dancing queen btw!!! ♥

HOBI'S HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! I love the short white hair, like it's hoseok, he looks amazing with any hair but THIS is a fucking look for him. And I have to say, I definitely adore Jungkook's short hair. I was a long hair enthusiast but this short black hair on him is AMAZING!!!!

Lmao I really have been manifesting stuff like wtf?! It's kind of freaking me out hahahaha

I agree, I think yoongi is looking a lot more carefree and happy and I think it's because of his shoulder honestly. I just think not being in pain 24/7 has lifted a weight and he's just like fucking vibing and feeling good now. I LOVE to see it!!!! He was honestly glowing in both the butter and ptd mvs. I just love to see honey boy honey boying.

Ahahaha I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!!! Petal is THAT bitch and we will not be debating that. She's the queen. Period.

Oh gosh that sounds very scary and completely unpleasant :( I'm really happy you got it all figured out!! And that it's not as bad as google made it seem it could be lol. In my case with my diabetes, google was correct :/ lmaoooo

Omg yay that's so exciting!!! I can't wait to see all your gifs and edits!!! It'll be super nice for you to have that creative outlet again! and oof I love that url!

I hope work went on without any phone calls lol. Love you Lyd!! And oh goodness I suppose I am hahaha (that doesn't mean it's good I just.. move lol)

[milks-writings]

Ooo massage anon thingy with Noya, Bo, and Tsukki?

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☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Yū Nishinoya x GN!Reader;   Kōtarō Bokuto x GN!Reader;   Kei Tsukishima x GN!Reader

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕥: Giving em bois a niceu massage (●'◡'●)

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖: fluff!

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing (I SWEAR ALL THE TIME I’M SORRY HHHH), a little suggestive theme?

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕒/𝕟: I already loved writing for the other boys oadsjfasdf

Thank you for requesting this for them, anon!

Have a nice day, and you can always send in new requests <3

Every character has about 240 words

HERE is the same request just for Oikawa, Tanaka, Kozume, and Kuroo!

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

☆*.:｡.✿ Headcanons:

Nishinoya, Bokuto, and Tsukishima with an S/O who wants to give them a massage:

Nishinoya:

He is a libero and we all now that his forearms will hurt after a while bc have y’all seen how some are spiking the ball?

SO

After the game against Shiratorizawa his arms are like almost broken aldsjfasdf

U notice how he is always rubbing his forearms and u r like “Are you, okay babe?”

Full of energy after you call him like that 🥺

N E WAY

He is like “Of course I am okay, especially with such a beauty beside me!” and shows a thumb up

But u r like

Bish u ain’t fine

So after you two arrive back at his house for another cuddle session you suddenly start to massage his forearms

He loves it so much omg

After that, he will ask you more often to do that

DEF BRAGS ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TEAM OMG

SOMEONE PLS MAKES HIM SHUT UP

N E WAY

From there on he will always ask you to do it again

Gets so energetic after that alsdjfasdf

Once you totally regretted it bc he once moaned and it might have been purposely! Asoerx

Tanaka is jealous

He will treat you even more like a queen/king after that (He already did before but now you are even a bigger queen/king if that’s possible) :(

But sometimes he will refuse to let you do that because he is worried that your pretty hands will get tired from that awe :(

Bokuto:

Being the ace ain’t that easy like u might think

It took him a lot to get this buff

But in the end, it really was worth it!

Sometimes though, his hands are still hurting after those powerful spikes

Probably after he got blocked from someone he would go back to his emo mode again

And then you were like

“Kou, do you want me to massage your hands?”

He will first only pout at you like a babey :(

But then you just start and his mood goes 📈

“Y/N you have magical hands!”

“Kou, no-”

Tells everyone you have magical hands oof

You still love him doe :)

ALWAYS ASKS YOU FROM NOW ON

Bc your hands are so smoll and soft compared to his 🥺

Akaashi is really thankful like thanks for taking care of him

You also sometimes massage his back bc he works out sometimes too much

I am 100000% sure he would be flexing with his muscles eye-

Is so relaxed after that

There is def a cuddle session after a massage

If you get tired from giving him a massage he will offer you also one!

He almost broke your bones

Ehhh he decided that it wasn’t a good idea so he stopped doing that

N E WAY

He will shower you with kisses after you give him a massage, bc he started to play better thanks to you!

For him, you are his ace 🥺

Tsukishima:

After he injured his hands in the match against Shiratorizawa you got really worried about his hands

So you started to ask him pretty often if his hands were okay

He always told you he was fine because he didn’t want you to be really worried

Would be teasing you doe and be like “Ohhh, is Y/N worried about me?”

When you once finally could convince him to massage his hands he would only b like “What’s so special about a massage?”

OH BOI HE WAS SO FCKING WRONG

The massage you gave him felt like a few minutes of heaven

He wouldn’t admit it doe

Sometimes he would purposely act like his hands hurt so he wouldn’t have to ask you

But after a while, you notice of course

Kinda gets embarrassed once you tease him for that

He teases you back lmao

“But you also enjoy it, don’t you? Or else you wouldn’t be doing this”

Exposed

His blocks get a little better! Not much, but at least a little better

Yamaguchi notices how relaxed his hands are (?) and immediately knows what’s up

He will tease him for that lmao

ONCE IT ENDED REALLY HEATED FOR YOU TWO BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY MOANED AND YOU TEASED HIM FOR IT AND HE WENT LIKE “I make you moan five times louder”

All in one I would say that he is kind of a tsundere bout that but you both know that he secretly likes the feeling of your hands massaging his

[mrskurono]

what !!!! omnipotent being !!! i mean thank you sm ily2 you’re so sweet and i love ur writing too 🥺 but i don’t deserve such high praise it’s just my horny ass thoughts finally seeing the light of day 😭 but like honestly it’s only because u were so open to my ideas 🥺 like i’ve tried sending thirsts to other blogs but it never rlly turned out well, usually them saying they didn’t vibe or simply not answering (which could mean it never reached them at all !!), and‼️ i don’t blame them for at all ‼️ it’s completely ok to not vibe with an ask or ignore it it’s ur blog after all, but i’d be lying if i say that it didn’t make my confidence in sending thirsts go 📉📉📉. the last thing i want is to make other people uncomfortable :(. so like lowkey u were my last shot and if it was badly received again, i was just gonna give up on sending thirsts completely lol ✌🏼😗✨

basically just wanted to say that i rlly appreciate you liking my thoughts 🥺

- 🪢🥸 sorry this got long and rambly and kinda em*tional omg 🤢🤢 now back to our regularly 😎 scheduled 😜 fun jokes 🤪 and horny hour 🥵

YOUR THIRSTS ARE THE EXACT THING I NEEDED TO ACTUALLY WANT TO WRITE AGAIN OK LIKE- HOLD ON IM ALREADY PMS EMOTIONAL HERE LET ME JUST FULL ON HAVE AN (1) EMOTION OK-

Wait ima put it under read more sorry I went off .-.

My other writing blog was fun when it started. I mostly wrote for anyone (jjk) people sent in. So y'know 99% Gojo, Nanami, Toji and Sukuna (this was even before Geto got popular so it was hardcore those four and that's it) and the 1% I spent writing about Mahito and the other curses. Which is where my dark content side really started bc I loved writing that/felt inspired. Where the other shit felt like a job.

But I hated writing for the popular characters. It was the same thing. Every. Single. Ask. Fucking I'd have 12 asks "Sukuna with a short s/o that he loves uwu" I fucking hated it. I hate ooc crap and mischaracterizations just so it can fit what someone wants (crack content is a thing, pls do enjoy it, I just personally don't enjoy it) And finally I took a 2 week break after a Kinkmas event and boom. I didn't want to write anymore. I just didn't want to keep doing it.

Which was shit bc this is my only hobby now due to covid + having a baby. So writing for me is my only outlet. I can't go out and even do normal "first time mom" things bc of the raging anxiety of getting my son, or my wife or my elderly grandma sick. So I've basically been stuck at home an entire year (it'll be an entire year around March 15th ish bc that's when we went into lockdown) and writing was the only hobby I could continue bc the rest involved, y'know, outside world things. So when I didn't want to write anymore honestly I felt like shit (I almost was tired of jjk too, I loved the show but running a blog for it made me hate it bc of the fans)

Well then i branched out to hq bc it's a definite comfort show to me and one of my favorites so I thought adding it would help inspire me to write again. Truthfully I expect this blog to flop bc I've seen almost no femdom content on tumblr. Like- I've seen more anti femdom content from blogs than I've seen femdom blogs. So naturally I expected this to never go anywhere and I'd probably end up deleting it anyways.

But then you came along (and a few others from my old blog + newbies) and you guys have made this so much fun for me. And made me feel so validated by what I find sexually comfortable. I don't like to be sub. It makes me uncomfortable and it makes me not want to have sex. So the quantity of "cute little sub reader calling so and so daddy while he makes her cry" eww. Just. No. Eww. That's triggering you dumb fucks. I'm not small. I'm not submissive and I'm not a play thing. So I don't want to read it. And the amount of daddy issue having idiots who want to be beaten like white trash but turn their nose up at femdom bc its "gross" just drives me bat shit.

Your thirsts are amazing. Your content you send me makes my day I legit check for them when my son gets up to eat at night. They're the kinda things I wanna do bc to me thats arousing. The dynamics in femdom sub/dom are just so much different than the other shit and people just don't get it. The female is in control but with it there's so much unspoken consent always being checked and there's a side of caring that always is present unlike with the other shit I read. People ask why I like it and really all i can think to say is femdom tends to nurture a more caring dynamic between the two. You treat your sub well and the sub loves the dom. The two coexist to still take care of each other even if it's someone tied up and pegging them until they're drooling. Femdom makes consent and caring its main pillar that stems a good dom/sub dynamic. The shit people are out there doing right now with "Atsumu fucking you even if it hurts but you suck it up" or "Sakusa hits you all the time but its fine" jfc I get writing trauma but EVERYTHING is that. I don't know if yall need to collectively get off the internet and go to counseling or what. But daddy kink is not a personality trait and no everyone is into it.

Anyways shit sorry for the rant. The fact people hate your thirsts drive me crazy bc it's the same bias shit for writing femdom bc everyone is a God damn weak wristed pillow princess with daddy issues as their only personality trait and haven't ever had sex just fucked a poster of saskue or whatever the emo dude is off naruto. Just know I love your thirsts and everything you send me. None of it makes me uncomfortable bc it's the exact delicious stuff that I love. Minus mad passionate sex with Kageyama. I'm very vanilla with him but that's bc I'm stupid and in love. So ignore that. But babe ilysm pls always feel comfortable on this blog it's your home to be yourself I promise ♡♡♡♡

[ne-fe-li-bata]

Aye yo CORPSE!  ...

Dead ass;

You can't convince me that Corspe was/is/does ; 

in no particular order..

• Deserve to be held ( I would smother him with my chest and hold him tighter than he has ever been held) & protected from this world

• Pyro! Mans loves🔥🔥🔥 - mostly his fav elemental  (Leo is a fire sign); “WOOO... now that’s a fire!”

•  Loves knives/weapons- has a collection (quite a nifty 1, ay thank-a-you) & even knows how to use butterfly knives/ tackle combat.

      Has a collection of weapons (brass knuckle, daggers, swords, knives,etc.)

•  Highly interested in combat/training. Most likely has training in some sort of combat. Loves any form of physical combat < UFC,MMA, Boxing, any type of martial arts>

•  Absolute proper gentlemen / clearly has the utmost charm/cunning

      I.e holds the door open & will slap yo ass on the way in, moves you away from street side when walking, pulls chairs, defends your honor, etc.

• Takes A . L . O . T  to truly capture his attention- but once you have it ..%100

•  With his person; protective/obsessives/ possessive/ sensual/ affectionate .

              < mine is mine. me no share -like absolutely not at all>

             “ You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for ya“

• RP'er on DeviantArt/chats had his own OC. (also prob had his fav person to RP with) 

         <prob even talked to them in MSN or private chat>

•  Watched mostly nothing by anime/cartoons (nick/CN) as a kid & also mostly watched certain shows/movies as a kid well into his teens

         (could recite quotes/scenes as second nature)

•  Not a major musical theatre type of kid. But musical movies/shows was 1 of his favs- but still highly interested/ in love with theatre/musicals/preforming arts none the less.

-EYES DON’T LIE

•’staring problem’ he’d just stare at you -deep in his head (both good & bad) you’d have to bring him back to you ..”babe- eh, come *snap*back to me. What’s on your mind my love?’

•  Genuinely a really warm person- but only to certain people, but comes across cold & distance 

•  Grew up in the internet & knows the way around the 'business' & 'faceless' YouTubers/celebrities

•  His teens/ late adolescents consisted & grew up on YouTube O.G videos/ video game commentary/content;

  Cry.. <Cry was a huge part of my life & still hold a special place in my heart. Corspe just like I was most likely devastated with the shit that went down> 

Jack

Nova

Sp00n

Jontron

Smosh

Nigahiga

Shane

Jenna

Hanna Hart

Phil/Dan

KevJumba

Ray William Johnson

Pewds

Machinima

EMT

ERB

Wassabi Prod.

VlogBros, 

-etc

• Has an oral fixating (lovebites indefinitely <like dead ass ya’ll be chillan/ out & he’d attack you> & just needs something in his mouth always)

• Fidgety af, always need to be playing with something in his hands/playing with 

•  Is a goddamn absolute certified freak--but also super soft bean boi. (can't stress how this boi needs& deserves to be protected)

• Constant hand/arm touching/stroking for comfort.

• Daddy{papi} / Mommy(mamá) . Master . Sir  kink - hard control kinks- but highly sub. 

hard(er) kinks

• Lovebites = M I N E 

obvs fishnets/ crossbody straps/ lingerie

lace

collars/ restraints 

toys

     •RP

degrading/praising

sub/dom switch

showing/proving your actually/completely & utterly his/ he’s completely & utterly yours..

& of course you know it's go time when 1 - if not both of you has kitty ears on. 

over stim 

*no touchy/ don’t let me go*

“look at what I’ve done to you”

“you kno only I can do this to you”

“look how greedy you are for me”

“look at the mess you’ve made because of me’ 

“cum on my face”/’cum for me”

“who do you belong to” / “you belong to me & only me”

100% all black clothing 🖤

*that once we get home / I swear I’ll deal with you right here, right now* look 

primal play  “when you run from me, it only makes me want you more” “you know imma find you kitten”

pet names (beast< i feel like you call this man “ (a) beast”-he about to lose his absolute fucking mind> , “oh Corpse/______, you absolute fuckin’ beast- my God” kitten, babyboy/girl, baby(e), bae, my love, lover boy, my darling, slut, needy little bitch, cum slut, lil’ whore, master/mistress, king/queen”

“only yours” “just ______” “ no-one but _____” “only____” “only you” 

‘I’ll keep you so no one can find you or bother us’

“that’s my girl” / “that's my boy”

“would you like to/ I saw----”

“look at me” “don’t look away from me”

GROWLING / talking through clenched jaw

not breaking eye contact 

     • his name & ‘Corspe’ being cried out 

“cry out my name for me baby. know who you belong to”

video/sexing/teasing 

breeding kink

voyeurism

abrasions

aftercare af 

impact play 

24/7

edging 

accidental stim; “holy fuck- I’m so turned on by you rn”

rope bondage 

begging 

worships 

•  But also soft kinks; 

MEME SENDING

head on lap/chest

naps

playing with hair 

matching outfits

voice messages 

always touching (somehow)

no space between bodies

picture taking together/ just of you

body rubs, head rubs

massages

competition 

play fighting

“this reminded me of you”

“I remember you said” “I know you...”

“you know I love you”

“I can tell by your eyes”

“ugh- I swear to shit imma marry you 1 day”

“nothing really made sense until you”

“do you wanna watch”/ “WAIT!? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN?!”

“damn- you really do love/like me, eh?”/ “you are SO fucking mine”

“that’s my girl”/ “that's my boy”

pet names/ “MY_______” “YOURS”

long stares

dates- stay at home dates are his fav, as your attention/focus is just on him 

choker/necklace/ jewelry (that 1 of you bought- NOT LIKE HIGH PRICE TAG, but like seen it & was like ‘omg ____ would so wear...’) 

cuddles with movies /anime watching time

just being in the same room/on call- even in silence 

* emojis*- just some sort of communication 

inside jokes/ puns/dark humor

seeing 1 another with kids

future kink (family, travel, etc)

playing video games 

dancing/ singing with 1 another

Sitting on the ground, wrapped around his leg when he streams/edits

Nerf gun fights 

Watching him record (tracks/editing/streaming)

•  Loves- loves surprises <like dead ass would set up a surprise date/ do a scavenger hunt for you/ surprise you with your fav thing>

•  Loyalty is everything & his best attribute (& pride) 

• The music that he make is from the soul/heart. He pit everything has has/what he has left into his art

•  No one has seen the real him - a side he truly hides

•  He's both book & street smart

           Taught himself through YouTube/Reedit/online 

•  Fav actors; Jim Carrey/Robbin Williams/Will Smith (?)

•  Man’s straight up dangerous. we only know like a  quarter of him & people fall at his feet. ( h e . i s . n o t . t o . b e. F U C K E D . w i t h) 

•  Hates silence 

         ( constantly needs background noise)  <also can't fight me on this babyboi cuddles pillows/blankets for night-night time>

•  People don't understand the pain he is in every day, unless they have fibromyalgia/GERD/high functioning (sever social)anxiety/depression/ agoraphobia 

(my mom suffers with fibro/depression <I myself have GERD/ sever social amenity/depression>& I wouldn't wish those illness on my worse enemy...)

• Over all pain has changed him

• Has dealt with self harm since a young age- most likely 9- 11 yrs old. (as someone else who’s suffered with SH for years- when you become so numb it 1 of the only ways to feel some sort of anything/makes you feel like you’re alive)

• Addiction (drugs/people/things)

•  Wrote & read a lot of fanfiction

        (most likely his main source of reading in pre/teenage years)

• Is a hopeless romantic but has his guard way up

•  Obsessed with Japan / Studio Ghibli

• Doesn't think he deserves any of the recognition/ fame he's gotten--but definitely deserves it all as he's creative & inspirational as fuck. Also he’s worked so hard for it & had put himself through so much

    Contrary is highly appreciative of those that are supporting

• Doesn't do it for the fame but for the fact he know how he's gotten people through hard time (just like those on the internet got him through)

• Was a scene boy that vibe’d of myspace/ listens to a lot of  ‘scene’ pop-punk, emo/ scene band shit (band?)

•  Also is/was a major tumblr boy

•  Would be a phenomenal father

•   His love language: physical touch & words of affirmation 

• He would flinch at touch movement but would melt in your hands

• Face caresses would trigger anxiety/ tears.. but once he’s calmed/comfortable would burry his face in your touch. neck & chest

•  Still caught up in daydreams

•  A part of him is still never satisfied even if it’s exactly to the pin point detail of what he wanted  

•  Has at least 40/50(ish) songs he hasn't released

•  Mommy & daddy issues (not saying his home life was really- really  fucked - but non the less- it certainly wasn't the best).. Also wants to protect/provide for his family (especially his sister) & was prob closer to a grandparent/aunt/uncle)

•  Definitely prefers to be by himself, as every time people come around, it's like;‘"this is why I'm okay (ish)with being alone" 

• lost an important person to him due to O.D/ suicided..

•  Also most likely to of heard his "friends" shit talking 'Corpse' or something correlated with him

•  His pride is his biggest sin (next to lust)

•  Has single-handedly defined a huge part of 2020 ( in the best way)

•  Went through a fighting stage where he was ready to fuck anyone up on a drop of a dime (middle/'high school'/street fights- possibly even under ground)

          but also a stage where he cut absolutely everyone off for a solid couple years

•  Most likely obsessed with 1 of 3 creatures; lion, dragon, wolf ( 5ish- possibly bear/fox)

•  Dinosaur obsessed 

• Internet & video games raised him

• He raised himself

Quick to adapt to surroundings/situations.

•  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was his shit ( I CAN SO SEE YOUNG BABYBOI RUNNIN AROUND THE HOUSE IN A POWER RANGER SUIT) "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME MOTHER FUCKER"

              fav ranger- green 

•  Has up until next year planned out & is working on the next 'version of corpse' ( PR, vids, music, etc)

•  Also med/high key this man was most likely in a physcward (more than once) ..

•  This man deserves more than he'll ever give himself recognition for & knows in the back of his mind--people will hate just to hate

•  Rose is his fav flower  🌹

•⛈️🌧️. >🌞.  Loves storms/ rain & prefers them over sunny days

•  Loves the moon/stars/space (?) < observatorium dates = fuckin mint>

• Pixar/Disney lover

        <still believes- deep down in happy ever after ... but thorough an twisted yet not so twisted- simple(??), dedicated process(?)>

•  Fav Pixar movie.. either Wall.E or Toy Story 

    •  Pixar > Disney

         •  But fav Disney movie- Beauty & the Beast (?)

• Most likely had a Jackass obsession's (doing dumb hoodshit)

•  Fall is his fav season (?)

•  Horror/ thriller movies/shows over everything (obvs)

•   Had an escape place in town where he’d hide from the world- that absolutely no one knew about. 

•  Was really into graffiti/ street art 

•  Arested as a youth - but charges dropped- or was still considered a mirror (either fighting/ possession/ trespassing/ vandalisms)

• Arrested on heavier charges (also same as above - but not tried as an minor)

•  also-ALSO ... thou he feels like he owes people something. HE DOESN’T OWE ANYTHING TO A N Y O N E . His mental & well being is the most important.

•  On a side & major note. You can't deny that this man single handily is a (in my opinion) the 2nd biggest “C” that define 2020.

•  Was most likely really into skateboarding/BMX

• Late night drives/impulsive road trips & playlist/ sitting at lookouts, just in silence & touching 1 another. 

• Clingy af-.. but could also be distance & cold af- especially on high pain days. stormy brain days. PTSD episodes.

• Slow dancing/ dancing around the apartments. with or without music.

• Rocking out with each other- screaming lyrics in each other face.

• “hey baby- how you feelin” 

         *grunting* *shuffles over & lays on chest* 

• Huge comforts for 1 another;

      Especially when going out, being wrapped around him for comfort & reassurance. Even being at home alone together- panic attacks are shit, PTSD episodes are even more shit. helping each other with bathing & caring

     When he’d be hiding from his reflection- or stares just a little too long. Going up behind him & worship him (vise versa)

• He’d be your biggest hypeman/ #1 fan (vise versa)

• Would LOVE you wearing his clothes/jewelry & would love to wear you things.

Was probably engaged to his ex (that's why he gets offt when people mention "corpse wife"

There'd be days where he'd be so distance & cold.. & tell you to leave but wouldn't let you.

He'd sit in the bathroom with you when you shower/have a bath.

As he doesn't sleep most night. He'd be up just watching you sleep & caressing you.

Lil spoon > big spoon.

<more to be added>

I love you... genuinely . turly.  madly. deeply.

[jihyosforehead]

Hey, I really like your writing and was wondering if you could do a NaMo reverse fake dating au please. Thanks.

yas i gotchu anon omafdf thank uwuuuuu im always so emo when ppl tell me they like my writing thank uUUUU

namo would so be the type to be obnoxiously affectionate; calling each other next level annoying pet names. nayeon will come home and slam the front door open, arms spread over her head and is loudly like “where is my peanut butter blossom, sugar plum, honeysuckle dewdrop !”

and this is such a regular occurrence that everyone is completely unphased. jihyo not even looking up from her phone tells her, “she’s in the shower.”

and nayeons the eyeball emoji, “time to join the love of my life, my sunchip, my moonlight, my angel- ” and then nayeon yelps loudly when jeongyeon stands up with a pillow ready to launch it across the room, nayeon’s already darting away, giggling the whole time.

they’re like puppies, always crawling all over each other, constantly touching, holding hands, napping together, never outside of arms’ reach. that one movie night, sana and dahyun were concerned cos momo and nayeon were next to each other but aren’t touching.

(it’s too dark to see, but nayeon has hooked her pinky around momo’s tiny babie one cos it’s too hot to cuddle, honestly it’s too hot to even be linking pinkies but nayeon is w h i p p e d).

“what the hell are you doing in the kitchen? jihyo is going to kick your ass,” chaeyoung says, when she finds nayeon in there one morning trying to cook something. keyword: trying.

(the only reason why she’s not allowed in there is cos she burnt water. like one time. clearly she hasn’t lived it down yet).

“momo wanted some noodles but she cooked last time so im trying to be fair,” nayeon tells her seriously, frowning while holding up the empty ramen packet, “hey do you know if i should put an egg in this?” chaeyoung ends up taking over bc nayeon almost sets her shirt on fire twice :///

the pet names have slowly escalated to ones that momo had been using ironically (babes, dear, honey, sweetie). and it’s gotten to a point where they don’t even address each other by their actual names anymore. their members are used to it; tzuyu didn’t even bat an eyelash when momo asked, “where’s my darling?” with a straight face, sounding like some honest to god cowboy.

“hey momo, i want to introduce you to this person, i think you guys would make a good match,” jihyo says one day out of the blue, over dinner. momo looks at jihyo strangely, nayeon’s hand freezes midway to her mouth, chopsticks still holding a piece of cabbage.

momo tilts her head at jihyo but doesn’t say anything, and jihyo continues, “they own a restaurant and also have a background in dancing. you guys have lots in common already!”

“…but i’m already dating nayeon.”

at mention of her name, nayeon perks up eagerly, a dumb smile already on her face. jihyo and the rest of their members look at the two and laugh.

“yeah true, there’d be no time for them outside of nayeon anyways,” jeong points out playfully between giggles, “they’re married.”

“i’d like to think so,” nayeon says with a triumphant sniff, and eats her food. momo gives her an indulgent smile.

and that was that… or so namo thought.

mihyun are hanging out in the maknae room, and they come out to find namo just going at it in the living room. their jaws drop.

“what the hell!”

namo jump apart and have the grace to look abashed, “sorry, we forgot you guys were home,” momo mutters under her breath, nayeon is too busy hiding her face in momo’s neck, the tips of her ears are bright red.

mina is looking between them confused, and dahyun has gone a worrying shade of pale, “you guys are dating?”mina manages to get out.

namo exchange baffled expressions and then slowly, “…yes?”

mihyun go back to the maknae room without getting the things they were supposed to get because they got distracted. by the namo.

3mix had a different event to go to that day and were getting ready to leave, or, at least 2/3 of them were trying to leave. jihyo was trying her best to chase nayeon out of the house but nayeon was stubbornly insistent on waiting for momo to come home, and had latched herself to the countertop like a whole child.

momo eventually comes rushing through the door, school meal club on her heels and 2na not far behind.

nayeon squeals happily (as if they don’t see each other everyday lmao) throws her arms around momo’s neck and is like, “angel cakes!” and then plants the biggest smooch on momo’s lips, momo’s pleasantly surprised at the enthusiastic welcome, and happily kisses back.

their members are just kind of watching in shock, jeonghyo’s mouths opening and closing like fish.

“we are gonna talk about this later,” jihyo sighs at namo exasperatedly, she’s not sure where to begin, but when her brain reboots itself, she says, “we’re going to be late. come on, lets go lets goooo!” she pulls 2yeon out by their sleeves, nayeon’s trying in vain to hang onto momo and pressing more kisses wherever she can reach. but eventually they finally leave.

sachaetzu turn to momo and are like, “the heck dude??? ??/?”

and momo’s super nonchalant, “we’ve been dating for ages, idk how you haven’t noticed.”

“you idiots are always cuddling!” (tzuyu, whining cutely) “…omg no wonder nayeonnie wouldn’t let me kiss her,” (sana, despondent) “i just thought this was just how you guys acted around each other!!” (chaeyoung, shookt); mihyun on the side torn between laughing and also still not over namo being a thing™

“we were really obvious though?” momo says, still confused.

“is it being obvious if you’ve always been this way even as trainees?” dahyun says pointedly. momo frowns.

meanwhile, 3mix:

“i can’t believe you guys kept this from us,” jihyo mutters under her breath, sounding hurt, jeongyeon nodding in agreement beside her.

nayeon’s looking at them helplessly, and then says, “what do u mean?? we haven’t really been subtle though??”

theres a weird awkwardness between the three of them the whole shoot and it’s throwing nayeon off her game bc nine years of friendship shouldn’t be so heavy, and then jihyo looks at nayeon kind of seriously, “i can’t believe you guys call each other sugar plum unironically.”

and just like that, the awkwardness is broken, jeongyeon is unable to contain her loud laugh. nayeon manages to look relieved and annoyed and happy at the same time lmao.

dinner that night is mostly a lot of ribbing from their members; most of it disbelief at their pet names.

[shijiujun]

history3 ep 19 summary - GEMS, GEMS AND MORE GEMS, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED

ALRIGHT! Summary today! You guys already know all the important gems of the story because I’ve been fucking yelling all night I apologise sincerely for the spam guys I truly do I know how annoying it can be but I’m so excited!!!!

We start off with TY already in fucking handcuffs and Zhao Zi standing there all hovering against the wall, and TY is obviously regretful as hell and so remorseful and also once again catatonic because his SF is in the hospital again because of him, and this time DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF HIM - although i’m super curious, in between everything when did TY have time to call zz? you know?!!! and zz turns up and he’s like OHHHH FUCKKKK and: “okay guys, one of you take ah zhi, and hi tang yi, sorry gotta handcuff ya, oops”

OMG MY HANDSOME DR JIANG IS BACK!!! he’s such a sassy little bitch i love it so much!! anw he comes out and his face is like ‘guys can’t you just give me a fucking break’ and then zz takes one good look and goes: “i’ll leave you both to talk”

dr jiang says: “you look worse than the guy who was actually shot, in there” and then sits down next to TY

ty asks how he is and LMAO dr jiang is all like: “how else can he be?! he’s awake and asking for HIS MAN (like literally, dr jiang said HIS MAN) and lol i just died (more gems from dr jiang: i think that police officer, his brain is sick, only then he’ll actually want to be with you) - anw basically dr jiang is telling TY that with TY being so adamant on revenge, it’s only SF that’s willing to be with him, and if TY continues to be like this, the only person who’ll get hurt is SF

AND DR JIANG STANDS UP TO TAKE A CALL AND HE IS FACE TIMING THE BROTHER OF THE EX-WIFE FROM RIGHT OR WRONG?!! CUTE AS HELL - IS THIS A HINT? I LOVE CROSS OVERS

then TY goes inside the room and that’s when he hears the beeping - the emergency patient beep? and that’s when we see TY scrambling over like a little chick in panic because he’s afraid SF is dead, and then he’s just shaking SF and SF is not responsive at all?! and then poor TY is about to do CPR (although yea TY babe maybe you might have wanted to call dr jiang or smth?!!!!) and that’s when shao fei goes: “if you worry about me, then don’t let me die”

FIRSTLY - SHITTY JOKE BECAUSE TY WAS ABOUT TO CRY HE WAS SNIFFLING ALR SHAO FEI!!!

SECONDLY - TY YOU SHOT HIM, SO OKAY, FINE, SF IS ENTITLED TO A JOKE OR TWO

omg it’s so tender and sweet the way SF grabs TY to sit down and then leaning his cheek against his shoulder and trying to convince ty that killing ah zhi is a bad idea you know?

and then ty stands up, walks away dramatically, and then promises sf that he’ll hand He hand and ah zhi over to the police

AND THAT’S WHY SF IS SO TOUCHED AND THEN HE JUST MOVES FOR THE KISS BECAUSE HE IS SO THANKFUL AND HE LOVES TY

and then OMFUCKINGGOD - HANDCUFFS + KISS IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN I LOVE THE WAY HE JUST, HE JUST-

TY LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT HIM CLOSER

SEXY!!!! YOU GO TANG YI

and then if you’ve seen my gifs alr, zz cockblocks them and turns up and goes: “i gotta take him”

ahahahah and then cue to emo team 3 scene and I FEEL YOU YU QI I FEEL YOU she’s like a metaphor for the fandom right now: anw zhao zi, jun wei and yu qi are there and they’re all drinking and yu qi is literally just sobbing about how the team is only left with them, and zz and yq are angry at chief and ah zhi for being corrupt basically

zz drinks and drinks (jun wei, responsible member of the party), and then he is a bit tipsy and walks home, and then he comes to this stairs area where jack is waiting (JACK DO YOU GOT SOME GPS ON ZZ?!) and jack looks at him carefully and goes: “you’ve been drinking? you’re not happy?”

poor zz is all: “of course not! i’m happy. i found out that when ppl have motives, they actually have another face, a facade - just based on this, i should celebrate, no?” /CUE MY HEART BREAKING

so zz is saying that he became a policemen because he wanted to do good things, to protect people, but look at chief and ah zhi?! 

and then they kinda sit down on the stairs, and jack says: “i’m here to tell you that i have to go” and then that’s when zz says all those words that we heard in the trailer? (so i think they overlayed this angsty dialogue with the footage from tmr where zz shrugs off jack’s hand on him as they go home)

and zz is all why do you all have to go? everyone is leaving me - grandma, chief, ah zhi, and now you? and then he’s totally tearing up and OMG MY SMOL BEAN?!!!! - yeah he’s all that and then jack asks: “if you tell me not to go, i’ll stay for you”

OMGAHHH?!!!

so zz says: “don’t go”

AND THEN THEY KISS?!!!! AND THEN THEY KISS AND HUG AND CARESS AND WE END OFF THE SCENE WITH ZZ curling up against jack’s shoulder I LOVE IT!!!!

next scene is police chief - okay can i pls say that, for someone who’s actually a criminal albeit treated with some leniency because he owned up to his crimes, THAT IS A FUCKING NICE PRISONER’S ROOM?!!! like wow, taiwan police system, amazing

anw shao fei turns up IN THE FUCKING DAPPER SUIT?!!! altho i would prefer him in a single coloured suit, he should leave those lines and patterns to TY, also WHERE IS MY TY DROOLING OVER SF IN A SUIT SCENE?!! WHERE?! WHY DID U ROB ME OF THAT?!!!!

also that bow tie is damn fucking big is it just me

anw so xiao ya got married, and SF took a long video for chief to see, and chief is crying and everything (okay srsly if i knew my dad was a criminal and everything and was about to see jail time i would have cancelled the wedding because NOOOO DAD!!! but that’s just me) - also xiao ya and shao fei sibling-ish moments?!!! WHERE ARE THESE?!

anw sf and chief have a heart to heart talk, and that’s when chief says: “ah fei, actually, i hated you.”

CUE SF’S DISTRAUGHT FACE>?!!!!

and chief explains that it’s because he was so persistent, when everyone had dropped it he insisted on going after tang yi and then shao fei says: “but lao da, you didn’t stop me either”

lao da: “yeah, i didn’t”

sf: “and that’s because, even though you chose to be a father to xiao ya with your decision, you didn’t give up being a policeman, even with what you did. that’s why you didn’t stop me”

and awwww chief cries and sf sits next to him and they just comfort each other I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!

(although guys, srsly, what is with this long time skips? what’s going on? what day is it? what time is it?!!!)

next scene back at the police station, the rest of team 3 are clearing up ah zhi and chief’s stuff, and they all look miserable as fuck, and then GOOD AND SUPPORTIVE GIRL YU QI asks sf about how tang yi is, and here we find out tang yi is under house arrest pending the investigation results. yu qi asks, what if he goes to jail?

sf looks so sad at that but he says: “i’ll wait for him”

and then zz runs in and asks everyone if they’ve heard of the new hire, for the captain position? AND ISTG I THINK THIS MAY BE JACK?!!!!

next scene, our boy sf is meeting up upstanding citizen, recently turned dad CWH, and wow the sunlight on them, the lack of a shady setting and hair all styled nicely does a lot of things for a person HAHAHAHAHA - SF carefully calls him ‘uncle’ and then they talk about li zhen, and CWH has only praise for SF, that when everyone had written LZ off as a dirty cop only sf was clearing her name - THE IN LAW IS IMPRESSED GUYS!!! and then they get to talking about tang yi, and CWH is all self-pitying and dejected: “i just found my son but... i guess he and i, we can’t ever have a proper father and son relationship, can we?”

AWWWWW and this is when THERAPIST!SHAOFEI comes in, istg he’s been comforting everyone and solving everyone’s problems, amazing - he says something along the lines of: “ty needs a lot of love, so don’t give up”

and just from that line alone cwh knows that: “so you... and ty... are..?”

AHAHAHAHAHA IM DYING - and then SF gets all determined and says: “yeah we’re together”

cwh: LAUGHS “i’ve got no place to say anything, thank you for being by his side” - WOOHOOOOO CWH APPROVES OF HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AMAZING

and then they fucking hug

oh god, this is one of the best hugs of the damn show

i swear to god, the best hug goes to cwh-sf, can you frickin imagine?!!!!! the tight, comforting hug?!!! do you know that?! that’s all i ever wanted from my CPs?!!!! but no we get it between father in law and son in law WHY!!! i mean it was really great i loved it but GOOD HUGS ARE SOMETIMES BETTER THAN SEX

BACK TO OMELETTE SCENE - so obviously even tho ty is under house arrest, sf has free pass to go in and out of the house, and they’re so sweet with one another

ty: “why did you go and bother with that old man?!”

and sf is all trying to mend the relationship between them, to remind ty that it’s okay to take ur time, but you’ve got a second chance (or third, actually), so you may regret it if you miss this opp. - and tang yi considers this, then changes the subject over food AS ALWAYS

the “I LOVE YOU” part comes up (pls see gifs) - and they’re all so sweet with each other?!!!! and just as sf is about to go in for more, ty is like “hey, don’t mess around, we gotta do our omelettes first” AND SHAO FEI HONESTLY JUST POUTS!!!! I FEEL YA SF 

and okay is it just me or do the omelettes look not so nice - the right side one especially AAHAHAHAHAHA and they banter over putting the ‘dead face’ on the omelette and sf is all: “i’ve taught you so many times!!! there must be a smile!!! why did you put that?!!” AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

and then we get the next scene, OKAY SO THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WAS LIKE WTF WRITERS DID U GUYS REALLY GO THERE?!!!

FIRSTLY, THEY BLURRED THE COMIC ZZ IS READING ON HIS BED 

SECONDLY, HIS HAND ACTION? ARE U KIDDING ME?

SO HE’S BASICALLY READING WEIRD STUFF AND LIKE jerking himself off?!!!!!!!! like okay writers, we could have done without this scene, srsly, i mean either you do it entirely OR YOU DONT - IN THIS CASE I PREFERRED - DON’T!!!!!

EDIT: OKAY SO HE WASN’T - went back to look at the shot after and yes i was blind - but they really were setting it up for that!!! come on so suggestive that under blanket hand movement?!!!! i’m glad it wasn’t but OMG MY EYES for a moment i wanted to die but our zz is pure and he wasn’t touching anything weird sorry guys bad eyesight

then jack turns up at his house with a bag (that LOOKS DAMN LIGHT?! JACK WTF WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES DID U TURN UP WITH AN EMPTY BAG?!) 

so jack basically moves himself in - amazing

OHANA GUYS OHANA MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!!

and they kiss, and jack bend zz backwards on the table (hygiene, but then again, jack will clean up anyway)

QUESTIONS:

would have love to find out more about LZ and TGD and wtf was going on properly - it’s hinted at but LOOPHOLES GALORE

ALL THE SCENES I WANTED ARE OUT - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIGN TMR?!

omg today was 35 min, and i fricking pray that tmr at least will be 15-20 min LIKE IF U END IT IN 5 MINUTES, we’re all gonna die, then i prefer if we’ve shifted scenes from today to tomorrow

although i have some hope because they’ve got to resolve still, jack and zz, and then ty’s ‘sentence’ if there is, and then grave scene and then the sex scenes if we do get them as promised, idc if we get them or not AS LONG AS WE GET AT LEAST 15-20 MIN WORTH OF CONTENT TOMORROW!!

[diveinthebluewithyou]

Playlist tag!

Rules: We're snooping on your playlist! Put your whole music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs. Then choose ten(ish) victims.

I was tagged by the lovely @vampwrrr again! I'm so happy about this. (': Thank you for the tag, you babe. 💛

(So I was already done with my post and then Tumblr decided to be a bitch and deleted my whole post. Great. So I had to start again.)

1. Exodus by EXO.

I didn't expect such a bomb start tbh. This song has it all, the beat, the lyrics and the choreo. The vocals are a whole other level. The live version of this song is AMAZING. It's from one of my favorite albums even from outside of Kpop.

2. Gangsta by Kehlani.

Ok. We all have a sexy dancer/stripper side to us. This particular song never fails to bring mine out. The song is soft and sexy, but the lyrics are not that great. Still, I love this song and dancing to it is one of my guilty pleasures.

3. Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars.

GUYS. THIS SONG. It's freaking amazing!!! But you know what?? It's even better listening to it in person! I had the chance to attend a Bruno Mars concert last year, and let me tell you WHAT A CONCERT. Bruno and his team really, really REALLY make a great show. If any of you enjoy his songs, please don't hesitate to attend one of his concerts.

4. Toothpaste Kisses by The Maccabees.

This damn song. It's so cute, soft and romantic. It used to make me feel happy until I decided it was a great idea to dedicate this song to a person I thought would stay by my side forever. Welp. So now I'm stuck with a bittersweet feeling everytime I listen to this song. (Still cute tho.)

5. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen cover by PTX

One of my biggest guilty pleasures is listening to Christmas music all year long. Also, I love Pentatonix. No joke. Their vocals are AMAZING and they fit together so well. I love them so much I have all their Christmas albums on my library.

6. Photograph by Ed Sheeran.

Welp. Another pull to my heart. Moral of my story: please, please don't dedicate songs you love to anyone. It's not the wisest choice.

Putting that aside Ed's songs, lyrics and voice are so calm. Everytime my brain goes into overthinking mode, Ed calms it down. He makes me smile. And I'M A SUCKER FOR ROMANTIC SONGS. Also had the chance to go to his concert for my birthday last year and I sobbed so much. I love Ed.

7. S&M by Rihanna.

This song really takes me back to middle school. I remember listening to it on the radio and jamming to it because my parents didn't know English at the time. I felt like such a rebel HAHAHAHA. I'm not into BDSM at all, but I just appreciate the beat of the song. It's sexy.

8. Hell above by Pierce the Veil.

So when I first started this Tumblr, I was an emo teen who loved Hardcore and stuff. Pierce the Veil (alongside Sleeping with Sirens) started me on the path towards heavier music. I remember I felt like such a rebel when I started listening to the Genre. Heh. Their lyrics are very relatable, and let's be honest, I needed someone to relate to during that time. That's why I still have some of their songs on my phone even though I was 16 when I was into Harcore. (I'm 20 now, OMG. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE HAD A TUMBLR FOR SO LONG.)

9. See U Later by Blackpink.

This is on my "Bitch Mode On" playlist. (Yes, it's named like that. Leave me and my basic-ass playlist names alone. >:c ) This song is such a badass song, I love how it makes me feel empowered and in control of shit even if I am not. It's a great song. (And I feel Blackpink deserves a full album. Please YG.)

10. Fall by EXO.

Oooooooooooh yeah. What a song. It's one of my favorite songs (if not my favorite) from my favorite EXO Winter Album. I'm in love with this song, with the vocals and lyrics. Can I just say EXO's B-side tracks deserve more???

This song reminds me of my favorite weather, cold af. Also when you stay home during a really, really cold day and just sit and read on your bed. It can't get any better.

The lyrics are so depressing tho! (It's perfect- I love depressing songs too.)

I love this song. If any of you are gonna listen to just one song from this post, please listen to this. It's amazing!

That was all from me! I hope you enjoyed reading my post rambling about songs. I love music, and my music player did an amazing job choosing good songs. Thank you lovely @vampwrrr for the tag! It makes me sooo happy whenever you tag me lol. I'll just be tagging @raindropsfire (love u) because apart from you both I have no friends. If any of my followers wants to be my friend, please don't hesitate to send a message. I need friends. :(

[loucifieri]

Disaster disaster chatfic (v3 HPA AU)

I… I made a chatfic tie-in of my HPA AU. It’s to make up for the lack of exposure of the other v3 kids in the comics ;w; also, chat fics are fun (and easier) to write (since my strength is with dialogue– I’m not really good at writing descriptions that’s why i just draw them lol) 

The groupchat was created around 2 weeks after the start of classes.

04/21/18 07:19PM

Akamatsu Kaede added Saihara Shuichi, Yonaga Angie, Chabashira Tenko, Harukawa Maki and 11 others to the chat.

Ouma Kokichi: WHOMSTVE???

Iruma Miu: WHAT IS UP FUCKERSSS

Harukawa Maki: for what is this, akamatsu?

Akamatsu Kaede: Hi guys!! I just thought that a group chat would be a great way to even get to know each other.

Ouma Kokichi: we live in a dorm together, we all go to class together… what MORE do you want piano baka

Amami Rantaro: she just needs an excuse to talk to a someone

Yonaga Angie: oooh Angie wonders who that might be~~

Akamatsu Kaede: Amami-kun, shut

Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, maybe a groupchat is redundant but

Akamatsu Kaede: the upperclassmen have one per class and it sounds fun??

Harukawa Maki: they're just going to use this to send each other memes

Ouma Kokichi: spot on assassin-chan!! you know us so well already, how sweet

Harukawa Maki: die

Momota Kaito: harumaki we talked about this

Harukawa Maki: but this is Ouma we’re talking about

Momota Kaito: fair enough

Ouma Kokichi: OI

Akamatsu Kaede: Okay, I don’t mind you guys using this to fool around but please don’t text during class!!

Iruma Miu: booooring,,, didnt think ud be a stick in the mud bakamatsu

Ouma Kokichi: yea ikr

Ouma Kokichi: lets fix that

Ouma Kokichi removed Akamatsu Kaede from the chat

Iruma Miu: LOL

Amami Rantaro: what a power move

Saihara Shuichi: Please don’t be mean to Kaede-san, she’s doing her best

Saihara Shuichi added Akamatsu Kaede to the chat

Shirogane Tsumugi: Saihara-kun used lesser revival potion! Akamatsu-san’s back with 25% HP

Akamatsu Kaede: this was a mistake, making this groupchat and being resurrected

Gokuhara Gonta: Hello everyone! Gonta just went online and is happy to see that we have a groupchat! Gonta wants to be better friends with everyone!

Akamatsu Kaede: Actually! I regret nothing now.

Saihara Shuichi: Hi Gonta-kun

Harukawa Maki: finally this groupchat seems bearable

Shirogane Tsumugi: Gonta-kun is best boy!

Gokuhara Gonta: Thank you Shirogane-san!

Ouma Kokichi: k this is getting boring so lemme spice it up a bit

Ouma Kokichi changed Ouma Kokichi to Lord Panta

Amami Rantaro: first sign of the apocalypse

Lord Panta changed Amami Rantaro to imma meme

imma meme: no complaints here

imma meme: its pretty bland actually,,

Lord Panta: is that a challenge

imma meme: if you're going to make an avocado reference then don't bother

Lord Panta: damn

Lord Panta: i'll think of something better but for now youre a meme lord

Lord Panta changed Harukawa Maki to stabs ppl

Lord Panta changed Momota Kaito to stab me Maki

stabs ppl: fuck you Ouma

stab me Maki: u lil shit

Lord Panta: boi im bein a wingman here

Shirogane Tsumugi: Let their romantic development happen naturally!!

stab me Maki: yeah what she said

Lord Panta: whatever boring ppl

stab me Maki changed stabs ppl to Maki Roll

stab me Maki changed stab me Maki to starlord

Lord Panta: rly wanted to strangle starlord in Infinity War ykno

Maki Roll: I still dislike this name but its kind of Ok

starlord: :D

Chabashira Tenko: I go online and this is what welcomes me

Chabashira Tenko: a degenerate harassing a beautiful girl

starlord: i wasnt harassing harumaki!!!!

Lord Panta: tone down the gay there chabs u already have yumeno-chan

Yumeno Himiko: ….....nyeh

Chabashira Tenko: gtfo shota

Chabashira Tenko: And dont call me chabs

Lord Panta changed Yumeno Himiko to Jingle Jangle

Jingle Jangle: …......thanks..... i hate it

Shirogane Tsumugi: do you still watch that hot mess of a series

Lord Panta: nah stopped watching ages ago, thats the last time im taking series recommendations from Angie-chan

Yonaga Angie: Pardon my french but Atua says you're a b i t c h (ಠ_ಠ)

Shirogane Tsumugi: how much of the audience do you think would get that reference then

starlord: shirogane wat

Jingle Jangle changed Chabashira Tenko to chaotic lesbean

Jingle Jangle changed Jingle Jangle to Do You Believe In Magic

chaotic lesbean: Tenko loves it!! thank you yumeno-chan <3

Do You Believe In Magic: np.............

Lord Panta: wow is it me or is the atmosphere here getting gay

Lord Panta: hey hey akamatsu-chan did you intend for this to be a breeding ground for couples

Akamatsu Kaede: No???

Saihara Shuichi: Don't mind him, he's just bitter he doesn't have anyone to be gay with

Akamatsu Kaede: hasahshhaha OMG

imma meme: asdndals;dskbdbjk

Lord Panta: SAIHARA-CHAN HOW DARE U

Yonaga Angie: Even Atua did not see that coming!

starlord: hahahahaha thats my sidekick!!

Iruma Miu: HAH GET REKT LIL ABORTION

Maki Roll: nice

Lord Panta: i'll have you know i have ranty!!

Lord Panta: right babe? ;)

imma meme: went offline

Lord Panta: >:C

Lord Panta: hmph back to name changing then

Lord Panta changed Akamatsu Kaede to dumb blonde

Lord Panta changed Iruma Miu to dumb blonde slut

dumb blonde slut: h-huh

dumb blonde: OUMA-KUN

Saihara Shuichi changed dumb blonde to Treblemaker

Saihara Shuichi: I gotchu

Treblemaker: Thanks Shuichi-kun!

dumb blonde slut: hey what about me

Yonaga Angie changed Yonaga Angie to bitch I am the WAY

bitch I am the WAY: (◔◡◔✿)

Shinguji Korekiyo: Well this has been an interesting conversation so far.

dumb blonde slut: whoop the stalker's here

Shinguji Korekiyo: I've always been here, from the very beginning. Just... Watching.

chaotic lesbean: Tenko is filing a restraining order tomorrow

bitch I am the WAY: Also!! Angie thinks your nickname suits you Miu!~ Atua does, too~~

dumb blonde slut: eeeeehhhh

Treblemaker changed Saihara Shuichi to The Only Hope For Me Is You

The Only Hope For Me Is You: eeeeyy thanks Kaede-san!

Lord Panta: geez we get it, you're both so gay for each other

dumb blonde slut: someone's salty

Treblemaker: What no

Treblemaker: I am gay tho

Lord Panta: OwO)???

chaotic lesbean: GLORIOUS NEWS!!!!!!!

Maki Roll: isn't @The Only Hope For Me Is You an MCR song?

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Harukawa-san gets it

imma meme: “Still in their Emo Phase” Solidarity!!

Maki Roll: not another word from you Amami

Do You Believe In Magic changed Shinguji Korekiyo to Kork

Kork: …

Kork: I suppose this will suffice.

Kork: It's not as tasteless as Iruma-san's nickname.

dumb blonde slut: EEEHHHHHHH

bitch I am the WAY: she is truly screaming

Maki Roll: it's bordering on a moan actually

Idabashi Keebo: I hear an unsettling distress call... what seems to be the problem?

starlord: theres no problem keebs just ignore it

Gokuhara Gonta: Hello Keebo!

Idabashi Keebo: Greetings, Gonta-kun.

Shirogane Tsumugi: This is so Pure™

Lord Panta: Do you ship it

Shirogane Tsumugi: stop

Shirogane Tsumugi changed Shirogane Tsumugi to [anime reference]

Lord Panta: ehhh boring!!

Lord Panta changed Idabashi Keebo to Do Robots Have Dicks

Lord Panta changed [anime reference] to Nani the FUCK

Nani the FUCK: kdajkdjdsl; OUMA

imma meme changed Nani the FUCK to Weeaboo Mastermind

Weeaboo Mastermind: Rantaro-kun you baka we're Japanese

imma meme: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do You Believe in Magic changed Weeaboo Mastermind to ShirogaNYEH

imma meme: HAHAHAHAHA ACCEPTABLE

chaotic lesbean: that's wonderful yumeno-chan!

ShirogaNYEH: this will do for now I guess ;w;

Do Robots Have Dicks: I do not like this name :(

Lord Panta: its a valid question keeboy

starlord: why do i hear sobbing from the next room

Treblemaker: Look what you've done Ouma-kun

chaotic lesbean: do you want Tenko to break his legs

Treblemaker: Uh, no need Chabashira-san!

Treblemaker changed Do Robots Have Dicks to Robot Rights Activist

Robot Rights Activist: Thank you Akamatsu-san!

Robot Rights Activist: I am sorry for crying

ShirogaNYEH: constant mood

Robot Rights Activist: But next time I won't be tolerant of such discrimination against my robotic creations!

Lord Panta: whatevs

Tojo Kirumi: A pleasant evening to everyone. I just got back from grocery shopping and re-stocked the pantry. If any of you require my assistance, you may reach out to me through this group chat.

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Welcome back Tojo-san

Lord Panta: MOM!!! did you get me something from mcdonalds??

Tojo Kirumi: I told you, we have food here.

Treblemaker: She did buy a single black coffee from Mcdo though

Kork: Well then

chaotic lesbean: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

starlord: SHE JUST MEME'D IRL

imma meme: MOM KNOWS HOW TO MEME AKJSAJJDSK

Lord Panta: uuuuuuuuuuu eeven mmom is bullyinnng mmmme :'((((

Lord Panta: i hhaaaate thiisss faaaamilyyy uuuwaaaaaaaaa

Maki Roll: then leave

Lord Panta: wow no need to be a cunt, harumaki

starlord: oy im the only one who can call her that!!

Maki Roll: only Momota can call me that

Lord Panta: cunt or harumaki???

Maki Roll removed Lord Panta from the chat

starlord: NICE

ShirogaNYEH: I SHIP IT

Maki Roll: do you want to die shirogane

ShirogaNYEH: I'M SORRY BLS DONT KILL ME

Kork: Good riddance.

Do You Believe In Magic changed Tojo Kirumi to Mother Knows Best

Mother Knows Best: I suppose I will just have to contend with this nickname as most of you do act like children.

Imma meme: dont worry tojo-san, akamatsu-san will be there with you every step of the way :3

imma meme: OH SHIT SHES BREAKING INTO MY ROkjdjksfbjksdkladladhrwt4eqio

chaotic lesbean: he's good as dead im sure

The Only Hope For Me is You: Uh where's Hoshi-kun? He hasn't said anything yet, I'm worried...

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh! No need to worry Saihara-kun! Hoshi-kun is with Gonta out the garden, he didn't bring his phone that's why he is silent here!

Gokuhara Gonta: We are catching some fireflies!

The Only Hope For Me Is You: That is so pure oh my gosh

starlord: its not manly but there are legit real tears in my eyes

chaotic lesbean: you must be protected at all costs!!! the only non-degenerate male here

The Only Hope For Me Is You added Lord Panta to the chat

chaotic lesbean: WHY

Lord Panta: IM BACK BITCHES I KNOW YALL MISS ME

starlord: this betrayal... whyd u do it sai

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I'm sorry, I'm not... strong enough

starlord: and this will make you strong??

Lord Panta: he means hes not strong enough to resist my charms *finger guns*

starlord: sure jan

The Only Hope For Me Is You: He's right

Lord Panta: wait rly??????

bitch I am the WAY: Atua did not see this coming too!

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[jeongins-trauma]

secret relationship with male reader!chan

request: i had this idea (since i’m a dude yanno) that chan (since he’s my bias lol) could be in a secret relationship with a male!reader, but it gets super risky after a while so he has to come out to his parents/ rest of sk and stuff??? idk???

pairing: bang chan x male reader genre: fluff warnings: - word count: 1.128

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ok i think you two would got together before stray kids was even a thing

he was a trainee still and you wouldn’t need to worry to be seen in public

but chan did keep it a secret in front of the other 3racha members bc he wasn’t out of the closet yet

but after stray kids, things got complicated and risky

you needed to be hella careful and seeing each other became really challenging

that didn’t stop you though 

whenever you would sleep at his place ik he shares a room but can pls pretend he wouldn’t ok thank u, the mornings would consist of chan trying to sneak you out before anyone notices what would be super early in the morning ngl

once, felix woke up and you had to hide in a closet

but you didn’t mind bc the risk made your whole relationship a lot more exciting

but honestly, i think chan would just be super sorry

he would apologise all the time bc all he wanted to do was show the world how beautiful and amazing his boyfriend was and the fact that he couldn’t made him sad

“i’m so sorry. i’m so sorry you have to go through all of this just because i’m not brave enough to come out. i’m such an awful boyfriend why are you even together with a fool like me?”

it broke your heart to hear him saying such things bc you loved him so so much 

help i just made myself emo

you'd hug him tightly, run your fingers trough his hair and comfort him

“stop saying those stupid things! you are the best boyfriend on earth and i love you with all my heart. and yes, the whole hiding can be frustrating but it’s also a bit exciting don’t you think so?”

ok now some v v fluffy scenarios

one time you forgot your hoodie at his place and chan would wear it bc it smelled like you and he misses you even though you just saw each other

during practice the other members would notice bc they have never seen it on chan

“got a new hoodie?”

“actually it’s my boyf- eH YES I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY.”

he’d be the king of excuses if we’re being honest

you would definitely be his lock screen ok

and it happened to be that he and changbin would swatch phones by accident 

but changbin wouldn't know who’s phone he had so he’d just ask

“ok who has a boy in chan’s red hoodie sitting at the beach as background?”

chan would go blank face and just raise his arm

changbin would raise an eyebrow, handing him his phone 

“he’s my..my cousin yknow we’re really close.”

hyunjin sneaked a glance at the picture before chan would lock his phone again and silently put it away

“he’s good looking though..how can you be related??”

“how can you be so disrespectful hm??”

but chan’s blushed cheeks spoke otherwise 

but little did he know that the whole ‘we’re cousins’ excuse wasn’t the wisest idea

after the practice chan called you

“babe i fucked up”

you were on your way to the traditional tea house you and your boyfriend chan were supposed to meet

“what do you mean?”

“you know that you’re my background right?”

“yeah that photo of me in your sweater..you took it when we went to the beach last month.”

you chuckled softly as this beautiful memory crossed your mind

you took him to the beach to distract him from the eliminations that happened on the show

“well the others saw and i excused it with saying that you’re my cousin..”

“does that mean i don’t have to hide in closets anymore?”

a day later you would go to the dorm and chan would introduce you to his members

as his cousin

and you hanged out with them what was really fun but also both, you and chan had a hard time controlling yourselves 

you were about to leave small kisses on his shoulder like you always did when you were sitting next to each other but jisung interrupted you

“how come you never told us about your cousin?”

cousins, right

you backed off immediately 

the other day, after acting like cousins for a whole damn day it got a little wilder yanno

poor chan was left with a dark red hickey on his collarbone i’m such a sucker for collarbone hickeys omg jesus save me

in his sleepy state he just put on a sweater and hoped no one would notice it

how naive

it took twenty minuets until he could feel a cold finger on his neck

chan would turn around to see minho wiggling his eyebrows

chan’s eyes would be so widened and he would be extremely shocked since he couldn’t think about a good excuse for something so obvious

so he tried to beg

“pease don’t tell anyone please i’ll do anything”

minho would just chuckle and nod before taking off his scarf giving it too chan

ok minho is loyal don’t even @ me

but even though he was wearing mine’s scarf he would be anxious the whole time

in the evening he would call his sister to ask her for advice

“how tf do i use make-up??”

some time later, chan would call you over since he missed you so much

you already prepared yourself for acting like his cousin again but then chan said that the members were out and you suddenly felt excited

you entered the dorm and he would attack you with affection right away

you ended up making out in his room whoops

you two were so sunk in the moment that you didn’t even notice how the members came back

it didn’t took them long to open chan’s door and catch you two off guard rip

you never was that embarrassed before and your crimson cheeks proved it

at this point, chan was just really annoyed 

“i’m gay ok it’s not a big deal.please close the door behind you.”

“yeah but with your cousin?” changbin raised both his eyebrows

“no ew gross..he’s not my cousin, he’s my boyfriend damn it.”

and you just heard hyunjin yelling from the hallway

“I KNEW IT!! he’s too good looking to be related to chan!!”

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[thats-so-seventeen]

I’ve been going through the stuff you guys leave in the tags lol

Y’all are funny. (Long Post)

I literally probably went through about the last half of this blog and read through all your tags, newest to oldest.

On the recent van gogh joke @star-eyes-sunshine

#AMY WHY OMG

I just thought that was really cute? more on that later

On the the8/jun pictures spilling out of pockets post, @siirdber said

#me abt any kpop idol

Like, me too?? same

Then on the jun/coups “who did it” post, @leapmonthdance called svt “memeteen” which i thought was hilarious

And then @merrilywefall said

#It was probably actually Joshua

while @thewintersobber decided

#spoiler: wonwoo did it #youll just never find out

Fight fight fight fight

But also a contender: On the “boy’s night done right” post @bangtanbombdotcom called svt “sevenmeme”

...

Fight fight fight fight

(I’m just playing lol)

@justsomekpopstuff tags everything these days with “net neutrality” and I dont really get it because i dont really know anything about net neutrality because i’m australian, so it doesnt affect me. Sorry to all my american followers?? but also, thanks for the compliments on my sister's little svts

@teagirl9501 gave a compliment in the tags too

I also appreciate @michi-mischka using the lenny face on a verkwan post lol. me too, babe, me too

And on another post, @multifandomstruggles saying

#yall im ded #this is funny as shit

was just so hilarious to me?? I dunno. hilarious

and then! AND THEN! On the Seungkwan spagetti post @jeonscheol said

#who toucha my spaghet

like?? why do this to me? lol

Anyway, it seems that the most common tags are always along the lines of the following with varying spelling success:

#i'm fckn screaming

#i'm dying

#lmao

#accurate

#same

also, I really love it when I see tags like

#tag yourself im...

Through the tags I've also discovered that @stanleyvincentwrites is jeonghan's bday twin, which is cool. Mine is Exo's D.O lol

On the “McDonalds/In the car with....” post @andytrackable (which tumblr wont tag, i’m so sry) told me only mingyu and jeonghan confirmed licenses, thanks bro. And on the same post @we-live-the-fandom-life said

#god every member of seventeen is so pretty

I didn’t think it was relevant, but its definitely true ahaha

Then with the Wonwoo edible arrangements post @goinggoing17 tagged

#why is this literally something wonu would do #love his emo ass

And I’m like

same

Also, @sominbiased i saw you tag that verkwan eloping post as

#fic ref

umm, imma need to see that if you write it lol

And then with dark quotes aka quotes about alcoholism and shit, yall taggin yourselves and im just like??? yall okay???

And on the "Z is just a sideways /pls stop it/Zo" post @memesoltrash said

#this might be funnier to me because in dutch zo means ‘that’s how’#or ‘like that’

which i think is preeeetty coolio

On another verkwan @divaaboo said

#honestly story of my life #I’m such an awkward kid

i feel ya, boo, i feel ya

No context needed, @dreamingwishes said

#id hug tf out of jihoon

same

On a jun/the8 post @moon-minghao said

#this is possibly the most accurate junhao thing anyone could ever create

And i’m like "oh! that makes me happy to hear!"

And yeah, like i was saying, @star-eyes-sunshine is so nice? they're the only one who refers to me by name in the tags. When i put all the svt answer time answers together they said,

#amy's a blessing for compiling these

like, thank you so much? you're such a sweetheart omg

@yellowsweater-wonwoo once said:

#coups only has dr pepper and milk @ the dorm n thats it

I dont know why that seems so right but it does???

Oh, and @woazi feels me on the no aju nice dance version if their comment "BITCH IM STILL SJHSKSJSIS" is anything to go by.

Also shout out for @1bias-12biaswreckers and @daegu-bois for both giving their amens of the post that was like "Joshua: My love for Jesus Christ, can I get an amen."

On the "Seungcheol: I'm dad inside" post @jhnhui said

#this isn't even a shitpost this is just. the truth

um? Nothing on this blog is a shitpost?? they totally said these things?? Is says so in the bio?? lol

And y’all tag your friends! Which is cute! So cute! Like, I dont know who abby and dea and aurora and seamus are, but i hope yall are doing good? I dunno ahaha

And @poro-liv once tagging a minghao post wiht

#A THUGHAO CLASSIC

Yes! I forgot that THUGHAO was a thing lol. Like, I always make minghao a bit of a thug but i forgot we had a name to go with it lol

And btw, I’m really bad with ship names so i always forget them but yall always use them in the tags, so that’s pretty helpful.

On the “He is a fucking salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in his bag.— Chan about Seungkwan, probably” post @norwegiankpop said

#ME about seungkwan tbh #he's my bias for a reason

SAME

(also, I dont remember posting half of these quotes lol)

And @fabulousfoxes and @piercethejavo both got excited over a supernatural ref once upon a time lol

@adoretu​ had this to say about badboy Josh:

#support Hong Jisoo ur local badboy

While @mans-ayyye​ thinks:

#josh no #u is a sof smol #stay gentle boo

Same with @guksuu​:

#josh you're too much of an angel

2 v 1 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Once agian, no context needed with @see-bun-teen​ saying:

#i live for verkwan

Sameee

Anyway, after going through about half the blog, I’ve given up. Maybe one day I’ll do this for the first couple hundred posts on the blog though. Dont hold your breath lol

(Admin Amy)