#I’m not even teasing like I was deadass gonna make that post

[daydadahlias]

good morning jess!! happy saturday :D have a good one 👍

oh thank god you’re here I was literally about to make a post that said “my good morning anon hasn’t popped up yet how am I supposed to have a good morning now”

[s4toryuu]

inumaki headcanons — 2

notes: inumaki my beloved… as promised this one is a xreader, slice of life, reader wears dresses and is implied is a ‘girl’, toge goes viral on tiktok so kind of socmed!au

part 1

so like when you met him you thought he was mysterious at first

and then you were just like ??? he thinks he’s so cool not talking… geh, rude

so you start being cold to him for a while until one day he writes you a post-it asking you to go out to a cafe nearby

confused, you were interested in seeing his face and, like, you had nothing else to do so why not

you were apprehensive at first but you guys ordered the exact same drink and food without knowing and you got along because of it

that day you got really close even though it was mostly through his notes app (he types really fast)

you guys had the same humor (albeit he’s more outward and immature)

he took his mask down to eat and you, like, stopped chewing on your mochi waffle and started staring because you did not expect him to be so good-looking

and he definitely noticed because he started chuckling and he tried to hide it as he took a bite of his waffle

and oh my god his smile

a/n: ok I’m definitely writing this fic comment if you want to be tagged!!

you find out he’s really scared of making you do something you don’t wanna do, like terrified, like it’s his top 3 nightmares

the first couple of times you slept over he taped his mouth shut in case he sleep talked LMFAO

you only found out because you woke up earlier than him and you laughed almost waking him up

you guys getting together was a crazy feat tbh

he’s a gentleman

but he’s a troll first

like you were starting to think he just wanted to dress up fem after stealing your clothes for the 4th time

so you bought him a dress for his birthday

it wasn’t a cheap dress either (you bought it in your size) lol being a jujutsu tech student you couldn’t even spell broke so

one day during training he’s late and as you were about to check on him at his dorm he turns the corner and holy shit no fucking way

he’s wearing the fucking dress

he couldn’t zip it up so the open back was flapping around as he walked towards you with this exact smile :] on his face

it was supposed to be a maxi dress that ended at the calves but since it was in your size it ended at his knee

luckily (not) he was wearing sweatpants

everyone was so confused but gojo didn’t even make any comment he was just like “ok now that toge’s here..!”

you were dying while everyone was just confused whether he was serious in wearing the dress 😭😭😭 yuta was like “oh… you’re gonna wear that for training..?”

toge puts his hands in the pockets, emphasizing it “shake shake!” with a shit eating grin

“where’s your scarf thingy?” “it didn’t match with the dress :(” he typed

and he was deadass cuz he actually trained with it until it got in the way so he just took it off and he trained shirtless

but you weren’t complaining though hehehe

when you first made out you flinched in shock because you felt cursed energy from the marking on his tongue

you got addicted afterward…

I imagine him to have like really nice (?) aegyo sal and really pretty eyes

his love language (giving) is 10000% physical touch and teasing you

he does that “what’s that?” rizz shit and you fall for it every time

he went viral on tiktok for doing the dance to sekai no owari’s habit in his uniform because he did it COMPLETELY nonchalant despite shaking ass like he does it for a living

it was his first public tiktok too and it had 637.2k likes in 5 days

you’re like wtf and he’s just like the algorithms just love me (cuz he’s lwk famous on twt too)

the comments are like “lol how did his scarf not fall down” “oniisan were you forced to do this” “he looks like he would have a pretty face” “show us your face”

and then like yuuji (whos posts somewhat regularly) makes him do the kawaiikute gomen trend a month after toge’s habit tiktok and again he did it hella nonchalant

that one went crazy too it got 721.6k likes in 6 days

“this is the habit guy” “I knew he would have a cute face” “what’s with the weird makeup?” everyone’s just thirsting for him because he’s so nonchalant

you, and everyone who knows him, however, know that it’s a fuckING FACADE

he looks quiet and you’d think he would be cuz he can’t talk normally but he fucking yaps as if people understand him

he makes sure you know his opinion on everything

you’re watching a movie and he’s spitting “okaka! takana ikura ikura ikura!” every nine seconds

I mean he talks with the tone/intonation of what he actually means to say so it’s actually easy to understand him

and it’s only words he can’t say so he screams laughs and emotes like a normal teenage boy

he hates waking up early but you like taking walks in the morning sometimes and he never misses it for you

he loves you sm hehhehehe

part 3 coming soon! comment or submit an ask if you’d like to be tagged to the waffle cafe date!!

[pokegalla]

Heeeey.

Surpriiiiise!!!✨

Yes I finally made some headcanons.

I know a lot of people have been wanting some headcanons but please read my pinned post before requesting? I will also put a link to it on this post. Thank you and enjoy the headcanons!

Trade/Request by @tryslogic

I owe them this one✨

Warning: Slight nsfw? Also it can be masc or fem with the ecto body. It’s up to your personal preference/interpretation honestly-

How would these skellies react to their S/o using their chest for hand warmers?

Killer:

* At first he was like, “Babe. I’m all bones. It ain’t gonna work silly~✨” but then he realized you meant his Ecto chest. To which he immediately teases you for being a little perv (the irony and AUDACITY of this man-)

* But ok ok he honestly doesn’t mind and summons it anyway! Well….while still being a tease with that shit eating grin. He even lifted his shirt just a tiiiiny bit to show off his Ecto. “Come warm yourself up cutie~” please bonk his head. He deserves it-

* But his red Ecto looks quite pretty! Like a shiny ruby! Kinda hard to stay mad when he’s flaunting off that waist. (He’s pretty and he knows it-)

* Once you do put those freezing hands there, he does jump a little as he didn’t expect you to be THAT cold. Ooooo but it was too warm to ignore✨ you had to give the booba a squeeze and for a bonus revenge. Which hilariously makes him squeak a little-

* Oop but now he’s giggling and looking back at you with a look of pure mischief. Better run because he’s putting those ice cold Skellie hands on YOUR chest now. And cold bones feel like death💦

* At least you both get a good laugh in! It’s always expected when you’re with Killer!

Lust:

* The offer was actually something he suggested as a joke. A flirty joke but he didn’t think you’d follow through with it. He’ll be pleasantly surprised and tease you for being so bold in trying to cop a feel~✨

* All jokes aside, he summons his Ecto for you! “Must be that cold hm~? No worries….I’ll warm you right up~” makes you question if he’s flirting or joking. Might be both if you’re lucky~

* His ecto is a lovely shade of lavender and quite curvy in general. It’s quite the attention grabber without him even trying. Will be very flattered if you praise him!

* Ah but he has the cutest reactions when he feels your cold hands. He’d do a little squeal and giggle from the surprise coldness. And squeezing the chest makes him laugh even more. He knew you were messing with him but dammit it was working.

* He’s not used to being held though without uh….yknow. “Favors” in return. But you being all cuddled up to him just unlocked him to a world of affection✨

* He couldn’t stop smiling even when you both dozed off.

Blue:

* Honestly at first he had no idea what the hell you asked him for- buuuut when shown an example? A blushing lil blueberry. Sure you didn’t mean TOO much harm in saying that but gosh how bold of you to ask this of him!

* But huh?! No he’s not scared! The magnificent Blue will not back down! Just….give him a minute to hype himself up💦 and try not to die of embarrassment-

* His Ecto is like a blue ocean in a tropical climate. It’s quite the sight to see. Best part? He had the perfect mix of muscle and a little fluff. Extremely comfy-

* He is just cute to begin with. But look at him now, getting all flustered✨ though he was more worried about how cold you were and poor thing was ready to buy you gloves and everything. But he lets out a loud “MWEH?!” Upon feeling you give him a few squeezes.

* He’d giggle just to turn around and give you a big ol hug! “Oh you tease! Come on….lets cuddle on the couch and drink hot chocolate together!”

* Ah what would you do without him?

Fell:

* Deadass he thought you was joking. He even laughed and went to see if you were laughing. Wait….seriously? You wanna do THAT??? “Well damn shouldn’t yah take me tah dinner first-?”

* He was stalling at this point but enough begging will finally make him crumble and give in. You are so lucky he likes you and so on with his grumbling and mumbling.

* His ecto reminds you of a garnet due to the much darker tones along the edges (*Ahem* Fits him because he’s a edgelord *Ahem-*) plus he’s a lil chunky. He’s so soft 🥹

* Oh man but as tough as he tries to act, he immediately shrieks feeling your hands- “ARE YAH FUCKING DYING?! WHY ARE YAH SO DAMN COLD?!” Then you squeezing him just makes him blush all over-

* Yeah he’s definitely getting you a scarf, gloves, and extra jackets and sweaters. Buuuuut…..he still said his chest was still an option if that’s not enough.

* Ah he’s a sucker….and a sucker only to you.

[erodasfishtacos]

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Despite Harry being less than active on social media, it doesn’t mean that he didn’t creep through Instagram and Twitter after the shows.

He used a fake account to scroll, constantly liking pictures and videos of his wife dancing or funny fan signs to his phone.

Tonight, after the Philly show, YN was already fast asleep in their tour bus bed - she had curled into Harry with her leg between his and her head on his bicep.

Harry was trending on Twitter for his show, however, he scrolled a bit further and noticed that a hashtag called #JusticeforYN was trending.

When he clicked on the link, it took him down a rabbit hole of screenshots and videos from the concert.

It doesn’t take long to see what had happened, it was a girl recording herself on Snapchat from the pit during the concert.

The ‘fan’ held up her phone enough that you could see her but also YN, Jeff, Harry Lambert, and Tommy in the background behind the pit.

Adore You started blasting through his AirPod and the girl recorded his wife dancing with their friends - he gets distracted for a moment, watching her have fun and sing along.

He loved her so fucking much.

But then, it’s the next clip, and the captioned text on the video said ‘Harry’s Whore.’

The small smile on his face disappears instantly when he sees where this is going.

In the next few segments, the girl is screaming things at YN who can’t even hear them because of the music but it’s still completely disrespectful.

“Hi, Harry’s Whore!”

“Get the fuck outta here, nobody wants you here!”

“Fuck you!”

It makes Harry rage, even from the comfort of his bunk with his perfect love, and then he digs deeper to find his real fans defending YN.

YN was pretty loved by the fans. She was always kind, posted pictures of Harry (because he rarely did), and made really kickass merch.

He finds the Twitter account of the girl who harassed his wife, her name was Gina, and he read through her tweets.

She was going to three more of the concerts - following them from Philly to Detroit.

One of her tweets said…

‘If you guys are mad about what I said during the last concert, just wait what I have to say to her next time.’

And he also finds out that she had won a meet and greet for the DC show through the record label and Harry already knew what he was gonna do.

-

YN wakes up before Harry, sitting in the small living area of the bus - watching a cooking show on the television and still slightly dozing in and out of sleep.

“Hi bun,” She mumbles, opening her arms and legs to let Harry flop between them. Chest to chest and he was a bit to heavy for this but he liked laying like this.

“Mornin’, my love,” Harry rasps, peppering kisses all over her jaw and the smooth column of her neck until she giggles.

“Shouldn’t you be saying good morning to your whore on tour?” YN replies, her voice is light and unbothered - obviously found out the online drama.

Harry tenses up, looks up at her seriously, and tells her, “M’gonna take care of it.”

“Don’t, it’s fine, bubs,” YN assures him, she’s smiling softly and Harry just…he is so obsessed with the woman below him that he has to kiss her for a long moment.

“No, it’s not. I’m not going t’let someone treat m’wife like that. She won tha’ meet and greet. I’m gonna have a talk w’her when she comes backstage,” Harry tells her, lips brushing on every word and he can help but grind his hips forward against her.

“Always so horny in the morning,” Yn teases but still lets her thighs fall open a little bit more so that the only barrier is their underwear.

“Can y’blame me? Look wha’ I wake up to,” He rumbles, voice getting illogically deeper and raspier when he speaks.

It’s not long before he tugs his briefs down just enough and her panties to the side to get inside her with his lips glued to hers.

He’s whispering things that would make him blush with embarrassment if anyone heard him.

“Can’t believe y’mine after all this time.”

“Y’my perfect match, on m’knees for you whenever you ask.”

“Arena full of people and all I see is you, baby.”

“Feel like heaven.”

“Only y’make me feel like this.”

“Come on, stubborn girl. Show me y’love me.”

-

Harry looks insanely stunning in his purple outfit but honestly - YN always steals the show (without even trying). ***

They’re in a common area, waiting for the meet and greet with the fans - it’s comical how Gina’s face drops when she arrives to see Harry facing away from everyone with YN giggle as he crowds her up against a wall.

They can hear Harry murmur, “Y’alway showin’ me up. Only gonna be able to look at y’during the show, bug.”

“Harry,” Jeff calls to his client, making him turn around and his eyes instantly search the small groups of fans until his eyes land on a girl dressed in a bright pink fishnet dress and boa.

“You,” Harry points at her, his face isn’t giving away any emotion, “Can I have a chat w’you?”

“S-sure,” She stutters, eyes wide and excited - oblivious that Harry actually knows what she had been posted on social media.

The singer takes her off to the side, YN’s eyes keep darting to them as she chats with the friendly fans who are complimenting her dress and her merch designs.

Frank is standing near Harry, prepared to escort the girl out after the conversation.

“Can we get a selfie?” Gina asks, pulling out her cellphone.

“No,” Harry replies seriously, “You also are going to get escorted out of this arena and banned from any of my future concerts.”

“Wh-what?” The girl stumbles, eyes watering as she looks at him in confusion and dismay.

“I need to make this a safe space for everyone who comes to my concerts. That especially includes m’wife. And I don’t feel comfortable havin’ someone scream at m’wife and posting nasty things on social media attending my concert.”

Realization flashes across Gina’s face, “I’m so so sorry. I can apologize. I really didn’t mean-“

“No. I don’t think my whore of a wife would want to hear it,” Harry chuckles with a nasty edge, “Y’can fuck off now. Go find a new artist to harass ‘cause if I see y’face at one of m’concerts - y’getting kicked out immediately.”

Frank appears beside them, gently guiding the hysterical girl out of the room while the fans look back in confusion.

They forget all about it once Harry saunters up to them and gives them a crooked smile, “Hi, m’Harry. How are y’guys?”

The fans don’t miss his hand moving quickly to squeeze his wife’s hip in reassurance before starting to sign things and take pictures.

-

Later that night, the disgruntled ‘fan’ sends out a nasty few tweets where real fans go after her and defend YN.

Also, the true fans are cooing over the fact that Harry is such a good husband.

haleyhs22: omg, could you imagine being called out by the nicest guy on this earth

tpwkjess_young: okay but I wish I had the luck that @ynstyles has to get a manz like that 😩

UsWeekly: Harry Styles bans ignorant fan from tour after nasty videos were leaked attacking his wife

strawberriesinsummer: harry is such a VIBE. Like he deadass kicked that girl out and then spent the whole night trying to seduce his wife with his shimmies and winks - he’s the hoe 🍑

-

[shiroisotto64]

Gimmie headcanons for asmodeus and fizzaroli sharing a s/o

BET IT UP BEST FRIEND I GOT YOU! 😤💕

- first off I doubt if they’re s/o would go a day where they felt unloved. By the way the dance and sing and sling each other ( mostly fizz ) around I’m more then post that Ozzie would show both you and fizzarolli off at every chance.

- if you’re the energetic type then all of you will be bullies. No doubt about it you’ll all be hell for everyone. You all talk shit about mfs who get all mushy in Ozzies club , but then next thing people now is that they turn around a second later and y’all are fuckin making out. Doesn’t matter if you’re taking up a shift for fizz so he can Asmodeus can make out or a certain song or performance got someone going I see this relationship as totally being into PDA and you can’t tell me other wise.

- if you’re more shy and or reserved they’ll give you love and affection, hugs , kisses , snuggles , you’ll have to tell them when they go over bird but that’s ok because they’ll understand. I see this type of s/o keeping these mfs out of trouble ( or trying to at least. ) you keep them grounded and you’re probably not a bully necessarily but maybe you are.

- you and fizz get picked up and carried everywhere no expectations. He keeps you both on his shoulders! And gets so giddy when you or fizz lean against his cheek. ( what a softie 👩🏽‍🦯 )

- when it’s time to take a nap or go to bed Ozzie holds you both on his chest. This way he doesn’t have to worry about crushing either or you.

- I want you to know that they’re both hella protective and possessive. You have to pay attention to them all the time. Why wouldn’t you? You have the one and only fizzarolli and asmodeus at your side it’s a crime if you don’t.

- if either you or fizz gets hurt Ozzie will have a heart attack. And then after he makes sure you’re both ok he’s gonna fucking bench press whoever tf hurts his babes.

- pet names. I’m so deadass they won’t let up. Anything from toots , prince / princess , my love , sweetie / sweetheart , ETC. it’s on the table dammit. And they want the same treatment back.

- you’re all chaotic at important meetings. Ozzie just had you both tucked away in his fluffy coat and you and fizz are scrolling on fucking tik tok and start giggling and all the other rulers of hell just stare at asmodeus but he holds up a finger while he ducks down to see what you were both laughing at only to break out laughing himself. The meeting was boring anyways don’t worry.

- now for the Singing and dancing. You’ll be pulled on the stage. No doubt about it. And you’ll have to toot it up to mf TWERK don’t worry ozzie’s gonna be going crazy to and fizz has the money stack. You all will most definitely sing the house of asmodeus to any other bitches that walk in and don’t follow the rules.

- they brag about you all the time. All the dam time it’s not a second where mfs don’t know they have an amazing s/o. It’s just protocol. They have to they can’t help it.

I’ll even throw in some nsfw.

- fizzarolli uses his limbs to restrict you while he and Ozzie rip orgasm’s from you they’re relentless. You will be teased because of how cute you look while you try to take the both of them on at once.

- Ozzie would most definitely spend all day trying to pleasure the both of you because he thinks it’s the sexiest thing when you and fizz are moaning messes infront of him.

- they might do vanilla sex on like anniversaries or when they’re supper tired but I doubt I’d happen frequently. They’re gonna put you in sum while ass positions.

- all In all they love you and the sex is immaculate. 👩🏽‍🦯

[h2bakugou]

🍀 hello! I have a suggestion

How would the class 1 a boys react to you both getting recognized in public as "the secret class 1 a couple?!" And seeing it on the news or social media, Before yous are dating. Hope this makes sense 💖

a/n: hi!! this is super cute! i decided to do a bunch of the boys from 1-a, i didn’t get to do all of them, but this is certainly a cute idea!!

headcanon: them reacting to news of being a couple before they’re actually a couple

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: fluff, swearing

;cut for length;

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katsuki bakugou

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It happens during a training battle with class 1-B. 

It’s just a little get together, the two classes joining for some competitive training.

You’re working with Bakugou since he tolerates you the most, which he would gladly chose you over Beavis and Butt-Head Kirishima and Kaminari.

He also has a crush on you but that’s a secret teehee.

You got one on him too so don’t act all innocent.

But of course, Monoma happens to be one of the members of the group you face off with.

He’s just messing with you, teasing you. Calling you pet names like Angel or Honey.

He’s doing it ‘cause it clearly pisses Bakugou off.

“I’m sorry, where are my manners, flirting with your significant other.” Monoma apologizes as he slaps Bakugou’s shoulder, activating his quirk.

“We’re not dating!?” You yell as you charge at the blonde that isn’t your crush.

“So you mean the entire class has been lying to me?” Monoma pouts.

After training, Bakugou asks you out, stating he’d been thinking of doing it sooner but he had been caught up with staying top of the class-

He was most certainly jealous.

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izuku midoriya

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HIS MOM. PLEASE. IT’S HIS MOM AND ALL MIGHT THAT ARE LIKE YOOO CONGRATS ON yOU TWO GETTING TOGETHER.

Like legit, Deku’s in some parent-teacher conference and All Might is like ‘many things are blossoming, such as young love.’

And his mom is just like ‘finally you and y/n got together, about damn time.’

And Deku’s just like ????? IM SORRY????////

Literally races over to you and is like

“They think we’re together-”

And you’re just like

“Well damn we should be” *lip bite*

Deku blushes but asks you out on the spot so he doesn’t have to explain to his mom that it wasn’t like that.

Lowkey he had the biggest crush on you and was just really nervous that you were too occupied with studies to even notice him.

His mom is so proud of him, probably throws him a party or something for your first official date- please i love her 

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shoto todoroki

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Tell me why I think this fool finds out about the whole ‘secret couple’ thing from Dabi-

It’s just so bad that it’s absolutely perfect.

Tell me that this crispy ass patchwork villain would not take every opportunity to tease Shoto.

“So you came here to fight me with your true love? Perhaps romance isn’t dead.”

Literally about to light his ass on fire and Shoto’s just frozen-yeah go on laugh I know you want too-and just stares at this dude like??? 

come again? pardon?

Deadass looks over at you and just raises an eyebrow.

“I think he thinks we’re a couple.” You fill in the blanks and Todoroki eventually nods.

“Well yes, they are indeed my true love, but I think this might be a bit extreme for a first date. Perhaps when we’re done beating your ass, I can take them out for dinner.”

chivalry isn’t dead *heart eye emojis*

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denki kaminari

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Honestly with the flirty comments you litter under each other’s social media posts, google probably be recommended y’all relationship stuff, those little heart lamp message things, matching necklaces, technology was dropping all the hints.

No but Kirishima probably just assumes you’re together when Kaminari brings you along to one of the mall trips they usually go on.

“Dude you finally asked them out, sick, took you long enough.” 

Cue red Kaminari. Man is a tomato. Like he just turns to you shaking throwing a thumbs up.

“Awe, you like me?” You give him a hug and kiss his cheek, shoving your hand in his.

“Yeah, totally, I mean who wouldn’t.” Kaminari is back to being smug, he’s got a pretty person’s hand in his own he is now taken JSFSJFJ

He will literally be in debt to Kirishima for getting the two of you together. Like he’s deadset on somehow repaying Kirishima.

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eijiro kirishima

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Two words. Katsuki Bakugou.

Kirishima is super sweet, like I just see him doing a bunch of really nice stuff for you, helping you carry things to your dorm, or like maybe doing your hair if you asked.

Bakugou is extremely observant and will just watch how y’all act but like he’s finally so tired of watching you act like a couple. He knows you two have to be a thing so why hasn’t Kirishima mentioned it.

WHY IS BKAUOGU MAD THAT KIRISHIMA IS LIKE NOT SAYING HE”S TAKEN DUDE FKSFKSJI JUST KNOW HE WOULD BE SJFSKFSJK

“We get it you’re together! Just cut the sappy shit already!” Bakugou snaps randomly one day because you’re just sitting in his lap because all the couch seats are taken.

Your cheeks burn and Kirishima’s face turns the same crimson color as his hair.

“Dude we’re-”

“Friends.” You finish, but there’s a hint of sadness.

“You certainly don’t act like. Fucking ask each other out already goddamn.”

Do what he boss says.

Kirishima brings you pretty flowers and asks you out, literally taking you on a date when you say yes, god he’s so sweet love him kiss kiss.

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tenya iida

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Honestly, I think Aizawa’s gonna just have to lecture Iida on social cues. ‘Cause Iida may seem like he’s just being a good class rep, but walking you to and from class, carrying your bag, and tucking hair behind your ear are most certainly beyond what classifies as ‘class rep behavior.’

A bunch of students from class 1-a are gonna be really suspicious, whispering around, making plans to try and catch it happening.

Sure enough, Iida’s carrying your bag as you walk back toward the dorm building, your pinkies just barely touching, before you finally heave a sigh and interlock yours with his.

Kaminari can’t hold in his excitement, congratulating the navy-haired class rep on scoring such a hottie.

“I’m confused, you’re congratulating me-”

“Because you finally asked (y/n) out!” Iida just turns red and stares at you.

“No no, I think you may have misinterpreted!”

“Really? On god? Just like that?” You pout, lowering your head.

“No! I...” 

Iida quite literally has to prove he likes you by kissing you in front of the class. Guess it’s not really a secret anymore.

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hanta sero

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Much like Kirishima, Bakugou and/or Kaminari and/or Kirishima play a big role in ‘exposing’ the two of you.

Late nights in each other’s dorm playing video games?

Wearing each other’s sweaters?

Picnics and walks together?

Yeah try convincing off-brand pikachu, red robin, and the fitness gram pacer test you’re not together.

the fitness gram pacer test bit sounded much better in my head but i didn’t really have any other funny nickname for bakugou other than johnny test which made about as much sense as the fitness gram pacer test.

“Yo we’re going to the mall!” Kaminari is the first to spill the plans for the weekend.

“Oh shoot alright-”

“I meant us. Don’t you have a date with (Y/n)?” Kaminari points to the rest of the group, excluding you and Sero who sat side by side, under a knitted blanket.

“Uhm, Kaminari we’re-”

“Oh no, I know you like them.” Kaminari leans in really close to Sero’s face before squishing his cheeks and turning him to face you.

“I’m so sorry.” Sero whispers to you.

You roll your eyes and lean over, planting a kiss on his cheek, earning a few cheers from Mina and Kaminari who pretty much played matchmaker.

Sero takes you out on a date when they plan to go to the mall, but it was really all a ruse to spy on you on your date.

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Winners and Losers - Charlie Gillespie x Reader Hockey Boyfriend!AU

JATP Masterlist

Warnings: Swearing, implied sex, PG-13 ish

Words: 2978 (PHEW)

Summary: Charlie’s day off consists of spending time with his favorite girl, and making bets that he’s seemingly destined to lose.

A/n: Now that the initial introduction to fuckboy!Charlie is out of our systems I present to you boyfriend!Charlie. This is gonna be a fluffy mess please enjoy hockey boyfriend wholesomeness. Also I was gonna make an aesthetic board rather than posting w/a gif like normal and while looking for pictures I FUCKING FOUND THIS PIC OF HIM PLAYING HOCKEY DEADASS lol

“You want to go skating on your one day off?” I ask Charlie with an immeasurable sense of reluctance. We’re sitting in his car, parked in front of an ice rink on the only day he has off of this week and the next. Semi-finals for the collegiate level Hockey championship are creeping up fast, and I figured he’d just want to chill on his day off.

“I want to combine my two favorite things, which is time on the ice and my favorite girl.”

“Which are.”

“What?”

“It’s ‘which are’ because the noun is plural so the conjunction has to be plural, too.” Charlie stares at me with dead-tired eyes.

“You’ve been demoted.”

“What?” I squeal in confusion, biting back a laugh but failing miserably.

“You’ve been demoted from ‘favorite girl’ to just ‘girl’.”

“Because I corrected your English?”

“Because you made me use my brain on my one day off.” Charlie squishes my cheeks between his thumb and forefinger. He then swiftly pecks me on the lips and hops out of the car. Opening the rear door, he grabs his hockey bag from the floor and slips it over his shoulder with ease.

“Do you even use your brain for your on days?” I tease once we’ve met up around the front of the car. His jaw drops as he pretends to take offense to my read. Upon connecting eyes, his open mouth widens into a playful smile. In an instant I see his eyes light up and before I can question the realization, he ruffles a large hand through my neat hair as pay back. Charlie doesn’t even budge as I try to push against his toned chest, during the season he’s so built and strong I don’t stand a chance.

“You’re a hoe,” I say as penance for messing with my styled hair.

“Come on, you loser.”

As we approach the building, I try my best to peer through the glass of the front doors. I notice that there’s only a single overhead light on in the entrance and the rest is pitch black.

“Charlie, the rink doesn’t look very open.”

“That’s ‘cause it’s not.”

“Oh nice. There’s nothing like spending time with your girlfriend by running the risk of being charged with breaking and entering, huh?”

“Give me a second, will you?” I turn to see Charlie digging through the mesh pocket on the side of his bag. He struggles for a little bit before pulling out a silver key which he inserts into the lock, turning it to push the doors open. When he notices my disinclined demeanor, he places the keys back in his bag and offers his left hand for me to take. It isn’t until I refuse to immediately take his hand, that Charlie offers an explanation.

“I’m friends with the owners.”

“Tell it to the judge,” I say, finally taking his hand in mine and entering the empty venue. “It’s nice that the place doesn’t smell like B.O. for once.”

“Well, that’s ‘cause the team isn’t here. Plus the rink we play at always smells weird.” Setting his bag down on a worn, plastic bench, Charlie begins swapping out his trainers for his hockey skates. I hesitate, sparing the slickly white ice another glance before looking back at my boyfriend.

“Charlie, I don’t own ice skates.”

“I know,” he says simply.

“Oh great. Problem solved.”

“Table the sarcasm for a second. I took care of everything.” I anticipated him to break into the rental room and yoink a pair of skates in my size, but I’m confused when he doesn’t stand up from the cool-grey bench.

“So I stole your running shoes the other day-”

“That’s where they went.”

“-And I had Megan try them on. They fit perfectly and once I learned you two are the exact same shoe size, I snagged her skates she used from figure skating,” Charlie states cleverly, looking up at me from his seated position.

“Don’t skates mold to your feet like every other shoe?”

“Yes. But that’s where you lucked out. Megan stopped pretty soon after getting this pair, so she’s only used ‘em, like, twice. They’re broken in but not completely molded.” A tiny smile plants itself firmly on my features at the amount of thought Charlie put into this. He looks back down to his own skates and quickly does up the laces, directing me to sit on the bench next to him.

“Put these on.” He hands me a pair of thick socks that seem to reach up past my ankles to protect my legs from the abrasion. I oblige and once I’m settled, Charlie sinks to his knees in front of me with his sister’s skates in hand.

“I could get used to this.”

“Get used to what?”

“The sight of a pretty boy on his knees for me.” Charlie shoots me a playful glare which quickly turns to giddy laughter.

“I learned on figure skating Tumblr that skaters know how tight their skates need to feel, and having someone else tie them means you must trust that person a lot.”

“Do you trust me?” Charlie asks, looking up from tying my left skate, but not stopping his movements. There’s nothing innately sexual about the action persay, but something about him looking at me whilst expertly tying the skate is a sure-fire turn on.

“I mean, you’re tying my skates and that means I trust you. Nothing to do with the entire four months we’ve been in a relationship.”

“It could’ve been longer if you didn’t play so hard to get,” Charlie teases in a singsong voice as he holds his palms up in defense.

“As if you had the free time to take me on dates between practice and classes.” He doesn’t reply, but simply shoots me a smug smile. Tying the final bow on the top of my right skate, Charlie claps my ankle between his hands like how a salesman would slap the roof of a car. The gesture makes me smile; I’m overcome with contentment to the point of being incapable of resisting the urge to card a hand through Charlie’s permanently unkempt fringe. Trailing downward, my hand comes to rest on the side of Charlie’s delighted face. He leans into my hand gently, as if I’m made of tissue paper or fine china.

“Good?” he asks to gauge my comfort level, a toothy smile settling his adorable face.

“They’re tight but I’m still getting steady circulation!” Standing from his place on the ground, Charlie adjusts his black joggers and offers me his hands to lift me off the bench. “Have I mentioned I’m so bad at skating it is embarrassing?” My confession causes Charlie to laugh as he slips the covers off of his blades.

“Only about a hundred times before.” I scrunch my nose at him to acknowledge the reminder. A lopsided smile replaces his laughter and he also seems to be having trouble resisting impulses; leaning down Charlie presses a lingering kiss on my soft lips. “I’m gonna do a couple laps because I’m a lot more stable than you are on the ice, and then I’ll help you on, yeah?”

“Sure,” I reply cluelessly. Charlie hops onto the ice with ease and casually skates a quick few laps around the circumference of the rink. I take the covers off the blades of Megan’s skates and set them on the ledge of the rink before looking back up to see Charlie speeding around like Sonic the Hedgehog. In no time he’s back in front of me and ready to go.

“These are really nice skates, by the way. Very high quality.”

“You’re stalling.”

“I’m scared, Charlie!” I whine into the open air. Charlie laughs at my distress and mockingly juts out his bottom lip to mirror my pout.

“Okay, the easiest way to get on the ice is just go for it and we can figure it out from there.”

“That is horrible advice, Char.” He laughs wholeheartedly once more before skating backwards a few paces.

“Just step on and come towards me. I promise I’ll catch you.” The risk is anxiety inducing but before I can talk myself out of spending this time with my boyfriend, I’m stepping onto the ice and slipping toward Charlie. As promised, he catches my forearms in his large hands and stabilizes me to the best of his ability.

“You did it!”

“Don’t patronize me,” I tease, staring up into his dazzling hazel eyes.

“So what you want to do is whichever foot has your weight on it, keep your toes pointed kinda forward, and that’ll be the direction you’re gonna go.”

“Makes sense.”

“Then, you’re gonna use the other foot to push and move forward. If you keep it facing forward like the supporting leg, you’re just gonna be flapping around in one spot. To get a good push you wanna think of having your blade perpendicular to the supporting foot.” As I try and visualize what Charlie is telling me, I keep my weight on my right foot and use my left to pretend to push off the ice with my blade sideways. He then demonstrates the movement for me before skating back to stand in front of me.

“You’re gonna just do that forward, side to side movement over and over and I’ll hold onto you.”

“Is this what they teach you in baby camp?” I ask sincerely as I stumble and hold onto Charlie’s forearms. Each push is better than the one before, but the struggle is very real nonetheless.

“Something about the phrase ‘baby camp’ sounds wrong.”

“Shut up, you know what I mean.” I wonder if Charlie can tell I’m making conversation to distract from how rough this is going. He’s studying my movement to help improve the smoothness of my skating. In turn, I take note of how neat Charlie’s movements are as he’s skating backwards.

“Try keeping your knees more bent.”

“Does that help?”

“Yeah. Otherwise I wouldn’t have told you to do so.”

“You know what?” I do my best to come to a stop, mostly leaning on Charlie and forcing him to stop.

“What? What are you gonna do? Skate away?”

“I’m scared I’m gonna fall, Charlie.”

“Don’t be scared, I’ve got you, Y/n.”

“What’s the proper way to stop?” I can tell Charlie senses my ulterior motive but he leaves it alone and asks me which kind of stop. “There’s more than one?”

“Yeah there’s a lot of ways to stop between hockey and figure skating.”

“What’s the easiest?” Charlie then thinks for a brief moment before bringing the two of us to a slow pace and letting go of my hands once I’m stable.

“I’ll show you.” Skating to the other end of the rink, Charlie then begins speeding toward me like he’s about to check me. I squeak but nonetheless remain standing because I trust Charlie to stop. As he reaches where I’m standing, he maneuvers his body to skid sideways and presses the inside edge of his blade into the ice underneath his skates. Disrupted shavings fly up and sprinkle my body from chest to toe. Before the cloud of ice even settles, Charlie is losing his mind with laughter.

“You’re such a dick!” More laughter. “I think it went down my sweatshirt, Charlie. You got ice on my tiddies,” I pout which makes him laugh even harder than before to the point of inaudibility. I can’t help but laugh along at my own comment and how amused Charlie is at my distress.

“You suck.”

“Aww, I’m sorry, baby.” Charlie skates forward to close the gap between us before taking my hands in his once more. His grin never falters which indicates,

“You’re not sorry, you just don’t want me to be mad at you.” A moment of silence passes and he begins laughing once more, trying his best to conceal it.

“It was pretty funny.”

“Now teach me how to stop, you fucker!”

“If I teach you, are you still going to be mad at me?”

“Maybe.”

“Hello?” I hear someone call from the entrance of the building. I freeze, freaked out by the fact that we’re no longer alone in the building. Snapping around, I turn to look at Charlie who is not at all phased by the additional voice.

“Oh, I totally forgot to mention! I invited Owen and Savannah and then Jer and Carolynn to skate with us.”

“That would have been nice to know.”

“Charlie? Y/n?” I hear Savannah call after entering the rink area. Charlie takes my right hand in his left and we begin skating toward the rink entrance to greet our friends. He’s set a moderate pace that I can keep up with easily enough. Once we reach the doors however, Charlie releases my hand and speeds up a tiny bit to come to a stop, and catch me from sliding right into the walls. After stopping though, he doesn’t take either of his hands off of my waist, but rests holding onto me.

“I have my own skates, but Owen needs help breaking into the rental room.”

“Oh gotcha.” And with that, Charlie hops off the ice, brushing the remaining flakes off his blades and putting on the blade covers he brought earlier.

“Charlie didn’t tell me you guys were coming!” I complain while leaning over the edge of the rink to pull her into a hug.

“Maybe he didn’t want you to know,” Savannah teases with a smile. Reentering the rink area, Charlie discards his blade covers before motioning for me to move over so he can run onto the ice.

“He’ll probably be a couple minutes.”

“Does he know how to tie ice skates?” I ask practically. Charlie and Savannah exchange a look as if silently debating who should go.

“I’ll go help him,” Savannah offers and disappears to help Owen, along with fastening her own skates. Charlie skates up to face me, placing his hands on my waist once more.

“Wanna bet on how long it’ll take Owen to fall?” He asks maliciously, grinning with the tip of his tongue poking between his teeth. After evaluating the morality of betting our friend’s misfortune, I speak up.

“What’s the penance?”

“Loser gives the winner head when we get home?” Charlie answers all too quickly.

“Sounds like you’ve been holding onto that one for a while. Are we talking all the way down to the ground or like stumbling enough to need to grab something else for stability?”

“Stumbling enough to need stability.”

“In that case, I bet he’ll fall before he even steps on the ice.”

“No way. I bet he’ll fall within the two minutes on the ice.”

“You’re on.” I extend my dominant hand to shake Charlie’s, sealing our fate with one gesture. As if on cue, Owen rounds the corner with Savannah and the two of them begin making their way toward the rink. I feel myself holding my breath in anticipation. Not that I’d be upset to pay the loser’s penance. Quite the opposite actually. It’s just the principle of losing that I’m not looking forward to.

Savannah hops on first, already comfortable on the ice. She loops a small ellipse, curious as to why Charlie and I are frozen in place. Owen’s headed toward the ice and I bite my lower lip as he lifts one foot to step onto the ice.

In an instant, he somehow managed to misstep and had his blade halfway on the ice, halfway off, causing him to stumble and grab the wall of the rink for security.

“Yes!” I shout, turning to look at Charlie. He seems offended by my declaration before trying to defend himself.

“Why are you celebrating? Clearly, I won.”

“No you did not,” I enunciate each word, “he wasn’t on the ice yet so I won.”

“He had his foot already on the ice and that’s what caused him to slip! He was halfway on the ice so I won!”

“That logic works the same way that I won because he was also halfway off the ice!”

“What the hell are you two talking about?” Savannah interrupts my and Charlie’s argument.

“We made a bet on when Owen would fall first. She says it was before he got on the ice, and I said it’d be in the first two minutes of him being on the ice.”

“And he still wasn’t completely onto the ice so therefore, I won!”

“No, you didn’t!”

“I totally did!”

“You guys seem really heated over this. How much money did you bet?”

“We didn’t bet money-” I cut Charlie off by placing the back of my hand on the front of his chest to grab his attention. Once he looks at me, he understands why I stopped him.

“So you both just planned on watching me fall without helping me?” Owen asks in disbelief. He’s cut off by Savannah’s next round of questions.

“So, if not money, what?” After a long, awkward silence of Charlie and I sharing glances back and forth, Savannah asks,

“It’s a sex thing, isn’t it?”

“Definitely a sex thing,” Owen states to add insult to injury.

“No, it’s not! It’s a-” I trail off, realizing I started speaking without having thought of a fake punishment.

“...Yeah, it’s a sex thing.”

“Charlie.” I place one hand on my hip bone and the other comes up to pinch the bridge of my nose.

“In that case… Y/n wins,” Savannah declares nonchalantly before skating over to help Owen onto the ice once and for all.

“I’m not saying Savannah’s always right buuuut...” I elongate the word before finally looking Charlie in the eyes.

“You jerk,” he shakes his head slightly but smiles nonetheless.

“I love you.”

“Yeah, yeah. Love you, too….   asshole.”

***

A/n: I learned something about myself and that’s that when I write fics 2k words and above, it’s too long for my pea brain to proofread. Go figure!

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Famous S/O HC

This is very self-indulgent cause I’m the type to make up fake scenarios where I’m famous and going on interviews and press tours asfjdks. If you guys want, I’ll make more of these! Oikawa+Tsukishima underneath the cut!

How The Haikyuu Boys Find out that You’re Famous

-Bokuto- (Pro-Athlete) 

Bokuto knew you were an athlete but he had NO IDEA that you were super famous. Like he always thought it was normal for people to come up to you after your game to ask for pictures or autographs ??? 

I mean that’s why he was so drawn to you because of how much passion you had for your said sport cause duh he could relate

One day when you two were out at the mall, he told you that he needed to get new shoes to work out in and so the two of you went into the Nike store so he could look around

He was looking through the shoe aisle and after almost two hours of looking through the same shelves, he finally found a pair he liked (shopping with him is so time-consuming but that’s for a different day) 

when he found a pair he liked, the two of you made your way to the cashier to pay for his shoes. As the cashier was ringing Bokuto up, his eyes traveled up to the large poster/banner that was directly behind the cashier’s area and smiled to himself

It was a colorful promotional banner with a bunch of top athletes from around the world and as he’s looking at the banner, he sees this girl and he nudged you like,” Babe, she looks like you!” 

You look up from your phone and sure enough, you’re plastered on the wall posing with other athletes

“ Oh yeah, I didn’t think this shoot would come out until next month.”

Bokuto didn’t even process what you just said but my dude behind the cash register stopped scanning the shoes to turn his head to the banner and he turned PALE. 

He even does a double-take cause hold up, is there seriously a pro athlete in front of him?

“ Oh my god...You’re Y/N L/N!”

“ How do you know my…” Bokuto furrowed his eyebrows and looked at the banner again and he even squinted like hold up

AND IT ALL SUDDENLY CLICKS FOR HIM

“ Y/N? That’s you!” 

“ Yeah-”

Bokuto can’t even believe it and he totally spaced out when you take a selfie with the guy behind the register with the banner in the background like UMMM HIS GIRLFRIEND IS FAMOUS WHAAAAAA

“ YOU’RE ON A NIKE POSTER OH MY GOD! LOOK YOU’RE ON THIS MAGAZINE WHA-”

Dude is totally making a scene in this store but he does not give a single fuck

As he’s walking you back home, he’s looking up all of your stats and even watches a compilation called “ 100 times Y/N L/N was a beast!” and he’s just shooketh 

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A FREAKING PRO ATHLETE??”  

“ I didn’t think it was a big deal I mean, you’re pretty famous too babe.” 

“ I DON’T HAVE A PROMOTIONAL BANNER WITH NIKE!” 

He’s not salty at all he’s just a bit emo cause he felt bad that he never even noticed before

As your fame grows, so does Bokuto’s with his volleyball career. You and him are described as a powerhouse couple and it really hypes the two of you up like THE POWER YALL POSSESS TOGETHER ON AND OFF THE COURT/FIELD/WHATEVER

Lots of training together and joint interviews together like Wired autocomplete or your favorite ~THIRST TWEETS~

“ ~Bokuto could spike a volleyball in my face, crack my nose in two different places, and I’d thank him~ oh my god that’s horrible I would never do that.”

“ I mean, you’ve done it before haven’t you?”

“ That was different anyway, your turn Y/N!” 

*passes that clunky ass bucket*

“ ~Y/N L/N, please tie me up and- oh my god this is too dirty I can’t! My mom will watch this!” 

If you’re a pro volleyball player, you two get compared a lot and it bugged you at first since you felt like you two were two very different in terms of playing style but after a while, you both started to encourage the idea of your own playful rivalries like comparing stats and wins

But if you’re in a different sport, you two get asked questions like who’s sport is harder or what it would be like if you two switched sports like??? But because you two are in different fields, you both have such major respect for each other cause you can’t even imagine how much hard work it is 

He absolutely does not mind it at all when fans approach you two if you guys are on a date. He knows how important your relationship with fans are, especially if they’re younger girls who look up to you as a role model

Bokuto will fall in love with you all over again whenever you crouch down to a younger fan ughhhghgh

He doesn’t care for the paparazzi to be honest. he knows it comes with the territory but he will get a bit protective if they start to get too close to you 

“ Hey, we’re just trying to get back home so just let us through please,” but if it continues, he will not give a single fuck about being nice,” dude, what did I just say? Back off!” 

Mad!bokuto will be the death of me

He knows how stressful it is being a pro athlete but he will always remind you how proud he is of you and if he ever sees you overworking, he will make sure you take a day off even if that means just napping together all day

Long story short, Bokuto would be amazing to have by your side as you’re navigating being in the public eye and you may quote me on that

-Oikawa- (Actress)

This attention whore I swear 

So Oikawa knows that you act but he doesn’t know that you’re an actress (which is basically the same thing) 

Like as a kid you were in commercials and you had a small role in a tv show but it wasn’t like it was super popular. 

But what Oikawa didn’t know was that a couple months before you two started dating, you were flown out to America to star in an upcoming and highly anticipated movie 

since you were under a contract, you weren’t allowed to talk about it until the trailer dropped and it ate away at you because all you wanted to do was tell people especially your boyfriend 

ANYWAY He decided to take you on a date to the movie theatre and as you two were getting popcorn, these girls came up to you two 

“ Hi! Is it okay if we can get a picture with you?”

“Of course, how could I ever turn down my lovely fans-”

“ No, not you, Y/N!” 

Oikawa is just flabbergasted as the girls hand their phone to him so he can take a photo of you with your fans he deadass thinks it’s some prank

After the girls left, he gave you a weird-ass gaze and asked you what that was about but you just shrugged and told him that maybe it was because of ur mini part in that one tv show

So he thinks nothing about it and teased you that it was so cute how you had a mini fanbase and you weren’t going to lie, it was pretty freaking cool 

You guys entered your theatre and got settled into your seats as the movie trailers started to play. 

(Oikawa loves watching trailers like this dude is the type to take you 45 minutes before the movie actually begins JUST to make sure he doesn’t miss anything)

As you’re chilling in your seat, you see the trailer to your movie so you do your best to keep your eyes on your boyfriend and the screen at the same time cause you want to see his reaction

The trailer plays and Oikawa seemed to be interested in the movie but again, it’s like any normal trailer UNTIL he hears your voice coming from the screen and he immediately sits up in his seat 

“ Wait- was that your voice?”

“ My voice?”

“ Nevermind, I think I’m going crazy-”

AND THEN HE SEES YOU ON THE SCREEN! Since it’s a trailer it was just about five seconds of an intense/dramatic scene but it’s enough for Oikawa to lose his mind

“ OH MY GOD THAT IS YOU!”

This prompts some people in the audience to shush him but Oikawa doesn’t care

“ OH SHUSH THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND! Y/N! THAT’S YOU!”

“ Toru oh my god yes that’s me but stop screaming or they’re gonna kick us out!” You whispered loudly as Oikawa clamped his hand over his mouth 

He’s so happy and he’s beaming with pride so he pulls out his phone and  records the trailer to post it in his group chat cause duh he wants to show the boys how proud he is but when he sees you kissing someone else for .6 seconds, Oikawa just (ㆆ_ㆆ) and stops recording

“ Are you okay babe?”

“ Was that real or CGI?”

“ The building crumbling is all CGI-”

“ No...the kiss.”

THIS DUMBASS LMAO HE’S SO SALTY AND JEALOUS 

“ Why didn’t you tell me you were this good?” 

“ I- I was always this good! But I couldn’t say anything, I’m under a contract!”

“ But you could’ve told me! I wouldn’t have told a soul!” 

That’s a whole ass lie, if he knew, he would’ve bragged about it to Iwaizumi 

But foreal, Oikawa is such a supportive boyfriend like as months pass and your following gets bigger, he just gushes cause yep that’s his famous girlfriend ( he will 100% use you sometimes for clout)

this dude LOVES bragging to his friends that he’s dating a famous actress. Like he was always showing you off and hyping you up before but it gives him such an ego boost when people find out the two of you are dating

Oikawa is an attention whore like I said so you know whenever the paparazzi appears, he eats it up and will pose which is SOO embarrassing like pls why do u do this

But there are some days where you don’t want to get recognized and he 100% understands so the two of you will wear disguises as to not get recognized. One time you two ended up getting caught so he just grabbed your hand and the two of you SPRINTED back to the subway

He will have all of your movies on DVD and if your movie is on a streaming service, he will buy a membership JUST so he can watch your movie

Sometimes you’ll come over to his house and he’ll always try to make you watch your movie for the millionth time 

“ Toru, can we please watch something else?” 

“ But my extremely talented and beautiful girlfriend is in this movie why would I watch anything but this?” 

Don’t be fooled he WILL skip through any kissing scenes or scenes where your character shows any type of affection to another character

LOVESSS tagging along with you to photoshoots, interviews, red carpet events ALL OF IT

Red carpet events give him a chance to dress up and lowkey his outfit is always one of the best there. He won’t outshine you per se but fans actually look forward to see what he’ll be wearing and he’s not even in any of the movies I- 

Your schedule gets pretty busy once your career takes off and even though there are certain time periods where you’re across the world, it won’t stop him from sending huge bouquets to your set 

Basically, Oikawa is such a supportive boyfriend and is overall so proud of how you managed to juggle your studies with your acting career 10/10 best boy 

-Tsukishima- ( Musician/Singer)

You and Tsuki had only been dating for a bit and since it was all still new, he kept it on the down-low because the last thing he needed was his teammates pestering him about a girl 

Tsuki knew you liked to sing and write songs but you never told him about how well known you were simply because he never asked

He just assumed it was a side thing for you UNTIL he showed up to practice and some of his teammates were huddled around Noya watching something on his tablet

“ Move your elbow! I can’t see-”

“ Watch your hand-”

“ Shush! I can’t hear her-”

“ What are you idiots watching?” Tsuki asked as he craned his neck to look at the screen

No one answered him so he started to watch the music video and low and behold, your face popped up on screen singing along to your lyrics that he’s heard a million times

Tsuki is a bit taken aback cause why is his girlfriend in such a high production video and why is his heart feeling some type of way seeing you in that outfit

Like lemme just take off my glasses and see that again ( •_•)>⌐■-■

” Where did you guys get that video?”

“ What do you mean, it’s online? She’s trending right now-”

“ God all of her songs are so good I want to see her live-” 

“ I can’t believe she goes to school with us-”

“ I wish she would step on me-”

“ Hey, don’t talk about my girlfriend like that,” Tsuki said dryly as he glares at the back of Noya’s head, which prompted everyone to turn around

“ You’re dating Y/N L/N? Ha! That’s funny Tsuki!” Tanaka laughed as he slapped Tsuki in the back harshly

At first, even Tsuki was questioning himself like wait, is he even sure you’re dating? cause this girl in the music video was NOT the same girl he was on the phone with last night

 If you had asked Tsuki 10 seconds ago if he would ever reveal to the guys he was dating someone, he would say helllll no but now that he knew about this, he didn’t care about keeping the relationship a secret especially if they were thirsting over his girl

He had all the proof in the world that he was dating you but took the salty approach to prove it to them. He pulled out his phone and shot you a text even though you were in class

Tsuki: Come to the gym right now

Y/N: is everything ok?

Tsuki: just come quickly

You left your class to “use the restroom” and practically rushed to the gym thinking that something was wrong with your boyfriend. You slid into the gym, causing the boys to look up from the tablet and you ignored their shocked faces

“ Where’s Tsukishima?” 

The boys slowly did a doubletake from the music video back to you to make sure they were seeing correctly and even though you were a bit embarrassed to hear your song playing in the background, you were just worried about Tsuki

Tsuki walked out to you from behind the guys and you rushed over to him

“ Babe, what’s wrong?” 

“ BABE?!” 

The boys were shocked and the second years practically FAINTED in your presence 

Tsuki pulled the tablet from Noya’s cold, dead hands and showed you the screen,” Care to explain this?” 

“ I- Um, it’s my music video…”

“Well are you famous or something?” 

“ I wouldn’t say famous…more like upcoming artist?” 

And then the next week you’re a nominee for the VMA’s asjfkghdk

 honestly out of Oikawa and Bokuto, he probably handles it the best on the outside, he doesn’t make too big of a deal out of your fame but on the inside he’s can’t even believe it

He doesn’t go around shouting to the world that he’s dating the Y/N L/N but he has his own ways of supporting you. He’ll listen to your songs whenever he’s walking in the hallway or doing homework at home and he’ll catch himself liking tweets that are about you as long as they’re positive

He’s def the type to argue with people online if they say mean comments and will report/block them before you can even see it 

IDC how much he tries to hide it, he is deadass ur biggest fan. Tsuki will tease you about how nervous you act during interviews/award shows but he will ALWAYS go with you to ease your nerves even if he had prior plans

If you ever write a song for him, he gets SO RED AND EMBARRASSED so pls do that 

Will def call you baka for doing so but deep down, he’ll fall in love with you even more cause you’re able to put into words how he feels about you 

I don’t think he’ll be too comfortable with you posting about him but he knows he can’t do anything about people taking photos of the two of you out together in public

Tsuki would never be rude to your fans though like if you were recognized during a date, he wouldn’t make a fit and will take photos of you and your fans to speed the process along

He HATES HATES HATES the paparazzi’s like it’s one thing for fans to come up to you when yall are in public but he gets mad when the paparazzi harasses you with questions/pictures/comments

“ Y/N! Turn around and give a smile!” 

“ Not right now, I’m sorry.”

“ Oh come on, don’t be shy! Just show the camera a little skin!”

“ How about you shut the hell up before I smack that camera out of your face.”

Head empty, no thoughts, just thinking about Mad!tsuki

It’s a big adjustment for Tsukishima that he has a girlfriend in the entertainment sphere but he knows how hard you’ve worked for it and he would never tell you to stop living your dream 

Sometimes he’ll feel insecure because you’re so successful and he doesn’t want to hold you back but since he can’t imagine being without you, he just pushes those thoughts away and enjoys every minute with you 

[oingos-bitch]

Agents of Dio x Reader -- Period Comfort Headcanons! (Part 1)

(the document was too long, and I forgot some Agents, so I divided the post as I went; more explained in the tags!)

Chaka

He’s never really been taught what happens during that certain time of the month, so naturally he’s panicking.

The most he’s learnt about periods are what he’s heard from rumours here and there, but not much else.

He deadass thought that it was just a myth for quite some time.

That is, until one fateful day. . .

He approaches you, his eyes wide with fear as he asks you why there’s blood, his hands shakily pointing to the bathroom.

“Oh, uh, that’s, uh. . . I’m on my period.”

You could almost see a light go off in his head, what with the way he tilts his head up. “Ohhh.”

He remembers the rumours and goes back to panicking.

Chaka begins to tear up, nearly slamming you to his chest in a tight hug as he whimpers something about taking you to a hospital and not wanting you to die yet.

“What??” You push away from him to wipe the tears from his face.

“I’m not gonna die, love.”  “But how?? You’re bleeding out for so many days!”

You draw in a breath. ‘Oh, boy.’ You lead him over to the couch, holding his hand as you give him the lowdown.

He has so many questions but stops himself after a while, not wanting to annoy you.

This becomes apparent when he stares at you, bewildered, whenever you mention certain things to him.

“I thought you couldn’t do that on your period, though. . ?”

You’re happy to answer any questions he has along the way.

He does the best he can to make you feel better, whatever it may be.

Cramps bothering you? The farm can wait, he has to be by your side to take care of you, even though you insist it’s fine.

When all else fails. . .Hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. The warmth of his well-worked, sunbathed arms and the comforting, dusty scent of his clothes never cease to make you smile.

He knows it’s not much, but he brings you a flower each day that you’re on your period, no matter how you’re feeling.

Not even mood swings can push him away from you! He understands what you’re going through and he’ll stick by you, wrapping you in a bear hug or holding your hand.

He’ll give you small, shy kisses.💕

Chaka can and will find a way to get your mind off of it, goddamn it.

If you decide to join him while he’s working he’ll make up stories about the animals to lift your spirits.

“And that’s Gabby, the small and annoying!”   (Credit goes to Shrek)

He takes you along with him whenever he has to go away from home, and he’ll take the time to show you places you might like, or anywhere you’d want to go.

The first time you ask him to get pads for you he’s a nervous wreck – he can’t quite figure out what the difference between all the types of pads is, and he’s too shy to ask for help.

Mistakenly brings you a piece of Styrofoam and you giggle to yourself as you take him back to the pad aisle and show him which ones to get.

At some point he forgets and he buys one pack of each brand just in case. Hey, at least you can save them for next time!

Daniel J. D’Arby

This man will make you feel loved and cherished but simultaneously tease the fuck out of you.

When you ask him to buy you pads he’ll go, but he’ll spend a long-ass time at the store and spam your phone the whole time.

He’ll send you pictures of unnecessary shit and messages like: “Wouldn’t this be a nice decoration?”; “I could use a new set of shoes.”; “I’m gonna treat myself to some fancy chocolates, would you like any?”; “What kind of pads again?”; “Is this a pad?”

On the way home he’ll stop by places just to send you pictures of random buildings with more misleading messages.

(pic of a tuxedo store) “I think I’d look good with a new suit, wouldn’t you?”

Just as you’re starting to actually believe him he walks in through the door, various bags and boxes in hand, “Dear, can you please help me with these?”

“I swear to god, Daniel, you better not have. . .”

Surprise! Every single thing he bought is something he knows you’d like, and he apologizes for taking so long, but he remembered that you mentioned this one particular food and he had to go get it for you.

“Along with some other things.”

He laughs as you lightly smack him with the book he got you.

“You asshole! Don’t make me worry like that again!”

He apologizes once more before asking if you’d care to cuddle with him while you read your new book, or perhaps you’d want to watch that movie you were talking about?

You spend the rest of the afternoon with Daniel’s legs wrapped around you, your back resting against his chest.

If your cramps are bothering you he’ll give you lower-back massages.

However, sometimes he’s kinda bad at dealing with the mood swings.

He can deal with depressive mood swings no problem, but he’s at a loss during angry ones.

The best to do, he figures, is to try to distract you from your anger in the best way he knows how.

“Hey, wanna play some poker??”

[nightswithkookmin]

Hii, me again. 😅

Jungkook made a three syllable poem with "min yoongi" name. At the last name of "Gi" He made yoonmin. Is he try to expose that yoonmin is a thing/ or real??

Ahjumma.... why are you being like this?

What did I do to deserve this ghettory?😟 It's too early in the year to be this ghetto uno.

Don't be like that😒

You are asking me, Goldy- GOLDY of all shippers, if I think JEON JUNGKOOK is confirming his boyfriend of seven years and counting is in a relationship with another member within the same group...

Doing what exactly in that relationship??

Is JK cockholding? What's going on.

KWENCHANAYO?!

You think BTS will survive two members dating the same guy in the same group???

Never mind that it's Jeon Jungkook and Park freaking Jimin- Mr I'm greedy and Mr I don't share my friends.

Like make it make sense to me please😭

After everything we've been said on my blogs for months now, you still asking me this??

You are bold, I'll give you that.

Now tell me slowly and in coherent words why I shouldn't pull your hair and give you three quick punches to your throat- ninja style👀

Someone get her before I snap their neck💀

For the last time-

NEITHER 🤺OF🤺JIKOOK🤺 IS 🤺 WAS🤺 HAS🤺 HAD🤺 PURPORTS TO HAVE🤺 WOULD HAVE HAD🤺 COULD HAD HAD🤺 HAD HAD HAD🤺IS HAVING 🤺 ANY 🤺ROMANTIC🤺 FEELINGS🤺WHATSOEVER 🤺 DESIRE🤺CRAVING🤺 WET DREAMS🤺 YEARNING🤺 PASSION🤺ATTRACTION🤺 AMOROUS 🤺INTENT🤺TOWARDS🤺 ANY🤺🤺MEMBER🤺 IN🤺 BTS🤺BESIDES🤺 EACH🤺 OTHER🤺

GET🤺 OUT 🤺OF🤺 YOUR🤺 IMAGINATION🤺

If you are new to the shipping community I suggest you familiarize yourself with every ships dynamics or at least Jikooks- if multishipping isn't exactly your thing.

Jikook's entire dynamics is founded on JK teasing JM to death. It's their thing.

He's said he enjoys teasing Jimin because he loves Jimin's reaction to when he's being teased. In fact, the entire group have said same about Jimin.

Did you see JM's reaction to when JK called out the Yoonmin comment in the dynamite reaction VLive?

Did you see RMs reaction too?

He is trying Jimin with these Yoonmin jokes. He's gonna get stabbed. Lmho.

Jimin reacts strongly to when JK in particular teases him with ships, Yoonmin more recently. Yet he didn't seem to mind when V did it.

V used to be the biggest Yoonminer on the planet rooting for and encouraging certain interactions between Yoonmin. Lmho.

Jimin himself perpetuates Yoonmin as a ship.

It would be an insult on his intelligence for anyone to assume he didn't know exactly why people ship two people together or what interactions and moments is considered a moment in shipping sphere.

Statements like, why can't Suga hyung look me in the eye, why does he say I'm irreplaceable to him, insinuates something and he knows this.

Once upon a time, JK couldn't look you in the eyes too. Still can't sometimes.

Jimin has a presence and he has a hold on these men and he knows it.

He goes out of his way to create the impression he and Suga have a very close bond and dynamic- I'm sold on it. Lol.

'5 Jms? As expected. You'll fall in love with them' not sure if JM said the last bit in the BE.TS Vlive, yall check for me.

It's crazy then that he turns around to react the way he does when JK teases him with his ship with Suga.

It seems to me, Jimin knows the intent and energy behind such seemingly harmless jokes- JK can be petty and passive aggressive with these things. You'd think he is joking but deep down he would be pouting and throwing tantrums behind cams🤧

It's Jimin apologizing and looking like his spirit left his body as he sat on the edge of JK's bed in the new Jersey VLive for me.

He needs to free Jimin.

Talk of things I'm getting too old for- Let's talk about why he posted his version of the bridge in disease online🤧

Not to say he shouldn't have posted it. I support that he did wholeheartedly. Deadass found his groove since he started unbuttoning the front of his shirts in 2020.

He's reclaiming the spotlight, putting himself at the forefront unlike before where he'd resigned himself to a supportive role watching his hyungs be at the center of things.

Now he's been talking about that he wants have sexy dance performances like Jimin, write rap melodies for RM, share his own music, try on a solo career one day- we get it. You found yourself Mr I'm independent asserting myself yall better fuxk off but chilee not at the expense of Jimin! 🤺

I mean it's a broad spotlight and they both can share it but damn is someone changing drastically. Not sure if I should be proud or terrified.

It's great and amazing and I'm really truly happy with where he's at mentally and physically since 2020- it's a great sign, don't get me wrong. Significant improvement. His becoming is long over due but he didn't have to grab the spotlight from Jimin like that.

Jk vs JM isn't something I'm a fan of.

It's a shame it didn't work out? What do you mean JK. I'm sorry but Jimin's version is amazing too!😟

What the actual hell JK😭

Back it up. This is not how to Jikook🤺

On guard sir🤺 on guard🤺

Dude did Jimin dirty🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

I need a refund😭😭😭😭

Here I was waiting for y'all to get on your Jikook agenda and post that first Jikook selca of the year and you are there shipping Jimin with your bandmate and thiefing his shine. Who taught you that?!😥

Y'all are competitive but y'all don't compete with eachother's shine! JIKOOK 101😭😭😭

You share it😥

Show me where in the books this new development falls under. Show me

You winging it and it's unconstitutional😟

I rebuke it in Jesus name!

Someone beam me up.

You got these 13 year olds coming in my DMs telling me you are not supportive of your man's career.

I don't have time for this shit.

SOMEONE BEAM ME UP! Kirk!

If you've watched their Be behind video, and you've seen Jin talk about how RM complained to him when Tae chose Suga's version over his version you'd know where JK is coming from or where I think he is coming from having JMs version chosen over his.

Watch their Be self interview on yt too.

He said there's a melody he worked on for RM and when Jhope thought he got snubbed he recommended he release it instead- to quench his artistic drive perhaps.

That is why he released this song. He did it for himself. Like he said, he won't put out a song unless he was confident about it.

Suga have said time and again how the music and melodies they create never go to waste because they can repurpose it like he did with Telepathy I think.

Even JK explained he was reserving the melody he made for RM for a future group song.

He could have repurposed this or something.

When Jin talked about V vs JM's Christmas song and kept repeating how much he preferred Jimin's song to Tae's because Jimin"s was bright and upbeat, he made sure to clarify he wasn't implying Tae's song was bad. He was just indicating preference.

I won't lie, I was happy he preferred my bias's song but it made my VMin heart ache a little.

V and JM made very different songs, they shouldn't be compared to eachother in that way.

I don't like competitions. And I don't like when two artists are pit against eachother- which is exactly what these two versions of the bridge is doing out here.

I will literally die if in an interview JM is asked about his part and JK isn't. I can't do this😭

Those saying JM's is better make me sick, and those saying JK's is better make me nauseous. They both great. Point blank purr.

What's even more heartbreaking is hearing how excited he really was to share that bit with Army. Dude's eyes was glistening and everything. His bunny smile! 😥

Thats what makes this very hard for me.

The JJK in me is overjoyed and excited that he is doing things that make him really happy. I'm proud of him.

But the PJM in me just😕

I even feel more guilty that I prefer JM's version this time around😭😭😭😭

I feel like I'm betraying JK🤧

I was so happy seeing JM recieve all the love and attention I know he deserves.

Then here comes his boyfriend

'Hold up what about me!' Lol.

Imagine if RM releases the version of Blue and grey he made for Tae and it turns out we prefer that to the version Tae chose💀

Imagine that.

This has been a recurring theme throughout late 2020 to date. Jk's been choosing authenticity and self interests and passions over anything else and I couldn't be more happy for him.

Like we discussed, he's been learning to compromise too lately, which is great.

But honey this is a red flag. Deadass.

To me anyways😏

I've been a strong advocate for a certain level of independence and detachment in Jikook's dynamics because they lowkey exhibited codependency tendencies in their dynamics which is great for us shippers but not so great in the long run for their relationship or them as individuals .

Maybe I'm thinking out loud and prematurely here. I mean we are only beginning to have intimate access to their raw unscripted selves.

I don't think it's not that much of a big deal. RM and JM have equally shared their own versions of fake love on the internet but it is an interesting development in their dynamic to me.

I remember how happy JM was about his version of fake love, and it remains to date one of my favorite beats even though he was just spewing nonsense on that track. Lol.

He was so excited when he shared it with JK and Jin. He said when he showed it to JK the first time, JK said he loved it very much- how loving and supportive is that!

More of this please. Thank you.

PMS is a bitch y'all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Has me in my feels about this.

I'm pretty sure JM is the one that even encouraged him to share his part in the first place. Won't put it past him.

'Ya Jungkook, release your version too'

'Army will love it'

'Right but I don't want it to seem like- Goldy is crazy you know'

'Goldy who now?'

'What about the thirteen year old fans-'

'Aht aht aht Who cares about them.'

Lmho.

I mentioned a few times on here how I felt JM seemed to have been demanding 'space' and a little bit of breathing room in their dynamic which was causing a little bit of tension here and there middle 2019 through to March last year and it all sounds like drama and speculation but...

May be if I told y'all I am a witch and my analysis of their relationship is based on mediums, phantom whisperers, empathetic readings or tarot cards y'all will leave me alone?🤥

Y'all don't seem to have a problem with the witches and empaths who be doing the same shit I do out here😒

Like we are all 'reading' these mens!

There's nothing wrong with 'psychoanalytically' evaluating a ship you know? Chilee.

Imma call myself a witch if it will get y'all off my back😹😹😹😹

I mentioned JK equally embarking on his own journey to assert himself within the group and within the relationship due to this?

But damn I did not see this one coming.

This is a red flag for me. And no, it doesn't mean they are broken up or having issues in their relationship.

Jk's TMI indicates they still been spending a lot of time together.

This is just a sign there's too much independence in their dynamic now- if you know what I mean.

Relationships flourish based on how attached we are to people- too much attachment is a problem, too little attachment is equally bad.

Jikook have always had a problem with over attachment in their dynamics in my opinion, to the point it was lowkey unhealthy- the jealousy, not being able to 'act professionally' within a group and work environment, having problems with being separated however briefly, constantly wanting to be where the other is etc.

Less attachment isnt necessarily a bad thing either. It means less of all the 'toxic' aspects of their relationship that over attachment brings but too much of that too can trigger anxiousness and insecurity and resentment.

Especially if one of them hates change. Cough Jimin.

With that comes all the wild aspects of love such as possessiveness, jealousy and I know JM doesn't do too well in that department...

In my opinion, I see JM as having a problem when JK breathes down his neck emotionally speaking, and at the same time he has a problem when he is too emotionally distant.

All this is interesting to me.

Who do I need to talk to to give me more of Jikook interactions individually or jointly?

I want to see more of their interactions beyond the overly staged, dramatized fanservice and official content.

Spending a lot of time around eachother and eating each other's ramen- pun intended, does not reflect on how intimate you are.

Intimacy requires depth and depth requires attachment.

How you treat eachother's needs and goals, dreams and desires is equally indicative of the intimacy in your relationship.

That has always been one distinctive quality of Jikook's ship.

And so I wonder the thought process that went into this decision. I know JM wouldn't object to JK sharing things like these or doing things that make him happy even if it has the potential to impact his own shine in any way.

Jikook don't compete against eachother.

I keep saying this.

Remember when I said I found it sus that JK was lying there staring at JM with his hands in between his legs?

Did yall see what the run editors said when JM and JK went up against each in the pool?

'Jikook don't play by the rules'

Jimin had to push JK in the water to end whatever ancient sex ritual foreplay rooted in kamasutra they had going on. Bless him.

And in so doing, he lost to JK.

Whenever they go up against eachother, one of them intentionally lose even though they are both very competitive.

Isn't that why JK said he'd rather 5 Jms so he can watch them compete against eachother?

When JK first made that post, I felt it was out of pettiness or a move to 'humble' JM.

I thought of when he'd posted that photo of himself with a hickey after JM had 'dated' him during the JinMinKook live.

I rolled my eyes and asked, 'what yall gays up to this time?' Why you out here humbling your man?

Anywho chilee we will never know.

At ease.

Signed,

GOLDY

[honey-subs]

idol!Hwang Hyunjin with a idol!male reader. They are at an award show and find eachother really hot and decided to have sex. Overstimulation, hyunjin getting bred with cum(so much that you see his tummy getting bigger, because oof) and Hyunjin having to lick readers cock clean

awards - hwang hyunjin

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

⤷pairing - hyunjin x male!reader

⤷genre - smut

⤷summary - you find a way to congratulate hyunjin on winning an award.

⤷warnings - sub!hyunjin, dom!reader, unrealistic smut, size kink, overstimulation, y/n got a big dick, a lot of cum, trashy writing.

⤷notes - none., accept for the fact that this is absolute a s s. if this is your first fic you’re seeing from me, the i am so sorry lmao i have better ones posted😔

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

you couldn’t keep your eyes off the boy you knew as hyunjin. you learned that he was from the group stray kids form another company, and he just had to be the prettiest person ever.

you were standing with your group, hands clasped behind your back as you waited for the awards to be revealed. during that time, the group stray kids also stood beside you, and you couldn’t help but sneak glances at hyunjin throughout the whole ceremony.

he met your eyes, blushed and looked down each time, timid under your stare. both of your groups were presented awards that you strived for, and hugs were shared between your respective groups.

it ended up being after the ceremony when you could finally meet hyunjin. you managed to get away from your group, to find hyunjin sitting alone, in a fairly secluded area away from all the prying cameras.

“hey hyunjin! congratulations!” you praise him as you walk towards him. he looks up at you with surprise and a subtle blush before putting his phone down and bowing to you before hugging you. “thank you, y/n! congratulations to you too!” he says. suddenly, he’s hyper aware of the fact that you’re much bigger than him, practically towering over him. “are you okay, hyunjin?” you ask, noticing the blush on his cheeks.

“i-i’m fine! you just make me nervous.” he mumbles, eyes widening when he realizes what he’s said. “i make you nervous, hm?” you tease, taking steps forward, while he steps back until he’s against a wall. “y-you do...” he mutters. “would you mind if i did this?” you asked, your hand reaching out to touch his hip. “n-no, please keep doing it.” he says breathlessly.

you hum at his answer, and then you’re leaning in. he’s blushing even more now as your lips touch, dropping the card that happened to be in his hands and instead using his hands to pull you closer.

“are you sure?” you asked when you pulled away, not wanting to continue until you had his consent. “yes, please.” he says, breathing already increasing.

you pull away from him all at once, and pull him into the bathroom and locking the door. you push him towards the sink, and he’s watching your movements in the reflection of the mirror above the sink that he’s gripping on to.

you push yourself against him, making sure he feels your erection. “you looked so fucking sexy out there, baby.” you told him, leaning forward and pressing kisses to his neck. his head was tilted to the side and he allowed you more access to his neck.

your hands feel the material of the clothing he wore, and you were careful not to rip it. you undid his belt, and tugged down his pants down to his knees, and you did the same with his boxers.

he looked absolutely perfect as he was exposed to you. your uncoupled hand went up to his lips, and he immediately took your fingers into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the three fingers and getting them wet with his saliva. you pull them away quickly, of course since you’re on a time crunch.

“have you ever played with yourself, baby?” you asked as you slipped a single finger into him, and it said in easy. “i-i’ve fingered my self before...” he says in a quiet tone that melts into a moan. you hum when he answers you, focused on stretching him out so he’d be able to take you. he found small purchase on the sink counter, gripping it while simultaneously pushing his hips back onto your fingers.

he whines when you pull them out, dropping his head. he’s about to ask to why, but is cut off when he hears the unbuckling of your belt, and the sounds of your zipper coming undone along with materal moving around. he groans when he feels you press against him again, the tip rubbing against his rim.

“let me know whenever you want me to stop, prince. do you want to keep going?” you asked him softly. “yes, please.” he mumbles with a voice barely above a whisper. you nod, and slowly begin to push into him. his head falls, and you see his eyes close shut. you lean over him, and kiss his neck to distract him from the stretch. “you’re doing so good, baby, just a bit more.” you praise him.

he groaned deeply when you were fully sheathed inside of him. he waited a moment to adjust, already clenching around you. “y-you can move.” he says, hips pushing back onto yours. with a small nod, you’re pulling out slowly, and pushing back into him at an equal pace, and he’s moaning each time.

“f-faster please?” he murmurs, looking up to look at himself in the mirror, the sight makes him moan and whine. “you’re so big...” he whines as you move even faster, hips snapping into his roughly. “and you’re so small baby, yet you’re taking me so well.” your hand reaches down to his tummy, and you can clearly feel a small disappearing and reappearing bulge everytime you thrusted into him.

hyunjin’s mouth was hung open with pure pleasure as he did his best to keep his eyes on his reflection. he failed though, and his eyes rolled back, and he could feel his arms getting weak as he held himself up.

he was clenching around you rapidly when he got close, and you allowed yourself to moan as the feeling. “i’m so c-close!” he moans, thighs quivering against yours as he tried to hold off an orgasm until you allowed him permission to do so.

“you can cum, prince. go ahead and make a mess of yourself, baby.” you tell him, and in an instant, he’s shivering with pleasure when he finally does cum, and it’s splattering into the sink.

he’s breathing hard and heavy when you don’t slow down or stop, eyes closing and moaning out loud as you continue to pound into him. “s-sensitive!!” he warns, thighs shanking and trying to close reflexively. yet, they don’t and he’s almost yelling when you hit his prostate dead on.

tears spring to his eyes, and they fall as he bucks his hips back onto yours. “so good, so good.” he chants it like a mantra, head lolling back as he gets lost in his bliss. “shit, baby, i’m gonna cum.” you groan, fucking into him even rougher than before. you know he’s about to cum too as he clenches around you, and that’s all it takes for you to snap your hips into him once last time and fill him up with your cum.

your orgasm sets his off, and he’s coming into the sink again, gasping as he feels your cum inside of him. you pull out slowly, watching as your cum drips out. he’s breathing heavily, and you are too, cleaning him up, and helping him get dressed again.

“w-why didn’t you-“ he begins to ask. “just so you can think of me.” you mutter were you kissed him again, a kiss that left him breathless and dizzy.

he whines when he feels some of your cum drip out, but luckily his shirt was long enough to cover it if it did make a spot. “here’s my number, jinnie.” you mutter to him, slipping a piece of paper into his pocket. he nods with a smile.

you walk out of the restroom, and he’s behind you, a slight limp evident in his steps. with one last kiss, the both of you are parting your ways to go back to your respective groups.

ok i am SO sorry for this, it’s straight up ass smh🤡 you deadass have a free pass to request something else because this was just 🤢

[peachiekoo]

Drunken Wishes || JJK

“Shit I think I wanna kiss you right now.”

⇢ Pairing: Fuckboy!Jungkook x Reader

⇢ Genre: Idk, Spicy?

⇢ Rating: NC-17

⇢ Warning(s): Kissing, implied sex, alcoholic beverages, sexual tension, swearing.

⇢ Word Count: 1.6k

⇢ Posted: July 14th, 2020

⇢ A/n: THIS IS UNEDITED AND IS A SCRAP THAT I DECIDED TO POST SO YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING FOR NOW. THIS IS ALSO VERY OLD SO ITS VERY BAD I APLOGIZE

“Hurry up and spin the damn bottle already Jisoo!” Seulgi whines out of irritation. “We are fucking 23 playing spins the bottle. Just say you wanna fuck him get this over with!” she shot back. You do your best to contain your laughter but Jeongguk fucks it up by letting out his contagious laugh

It’s well known out of the friend group that Seulgi has had a crush on Lee Minho for the longest so you decided on inviting him to her surprise birthday party as a special gift. Hopefully, the gift ends up with him fucking her up or you would be hearing non-stop nagging from her for weeks.

“Let’s just play a few rounds for our birthday girl,” Jimin chimes in. “See I’ll go first!” You watch as he twirls the glass bottle and watches it lands on Jeongyeon.

You see his face slightly drops in disbelief before everyone laughs at how ironic it is. You wouldn’t say they hate each other but don’t necessarily like each other.

They were like enemies with benefits. The sexual tension between the two of them was always notable but they both refuse to admit their benefits.

“So just a kiss right?” Jeongyeon asks abruptly. Seulgi shoots a smile to Jimin.

“In the room, you two go. Also, I mean the guest room. If you go in my room I will deadass kill both of you.” Seulgi warns.

Jimin puts his hands up proving defenseless, shooting Jeongyeon a smirk which didn't go unnoticed by you. Once they got into the room Seulgi pointed her attention back to the bottle. “Guk, you go.” You saw him loosen up a bit before scooting closer to the bottle.

He twists the bottle around and your eyes watch heavy on it as it spins to you. You instantly felt your cheeks tingling before looking up. “Would you look at that?” Mark adds as if he knows something you aren’t aware of. You decide to ignore him, looking over to the boy who‘s bottle picked you out of all people, who already has a mischievous smirk on his face.

“Okay wait,” your thoughts finally getting to you. “I am not kissing him.” you rebuttal.

“Oh come on, we are playing spin the bottle. It’s the only rule of the game.” Jisung calls out. You avoid eye contact and just look at the bottle.

“Well, I don’t feel comfortable kissing Jeongguk,” You defended. “especially not in front of all of you. How come Min and Jeongyeon get a room and we don’t?” Seulgi tilts her head towards you before taking another shot of Hennessy.

“Cause, you know if they stayed out here we would be watching them make out for a good 5 minutes. Y/n, they’ve been in that room this whole time and I know damn well one kiss doesn’t take that long.” You couldn’t help but give a small smile towards that comment. Your eyes make its way back over to Jeongguk.

He looks amused by this whole situation. “It’s not like a have some type of sickness, Y/n.” He then scoots up a bit. “Are you scared you might fall for me?” he teases.

You roll your eyes at him. “Never Jeonggukie.” you tease back. He only ever allowed you to call him that. Your friend group would always joke around saying Jeongguk had a soft spot for you but you were always quick to deny any allegations.

He grins at you, “Then prove it Y/n,” he lowers his tone a bit.

“Go ahead and kiss me since you’re so bold.” Maybe it was the alcohol kicking in or the way his voice lowered an octave but, he had you crawling your way over to him. You felt the eyes watching you as you made a risky move.

Once you were finally facing towards him, you sat back up and looked at him. “Your move, lover boy.” He wasted no time gently placing his hand on your chin and drawing you closer, licking his lips and he looked at yours.

Before you knew it, his warm and soft lips were on yours. He moved back after a peck but you pressed your lips back on his. He placed his hand in the dip of your waist and brung you closer so you were straddling around him. He bit your lower lip for an opening, drawing out a small whine from you, which you happily obliged. He tasted like the alcoholic beverage he had beforehand but you could still taste some sweetness. His taste was way more addicting than you expected. You were enjoying the whole situation too much. Exactly what you were worried about.

You heard your friends small ooh’s and whistled but stopped you were when you pressed yourself against him and head a hardly audible groan come from his throat. You were turned on. You placed your hands in his chest moved back. Drawing in a deep breath of air. His eyes looked clouded. Full of lust. You fucked up already. You quickly stood up and fixed your dress that was ridden up.

You mumbled out a small, “I need to go to the bathroom.” before you nearly dashed out of there. Once you were safe in confined bathroom space, you looked at yourself in the mirror and thought about everything that just happened. You couldn’t believe what you had just done. You were slightly shaky at this point because who knows what could happen tonight at this point. You heard a soft knock on the door which made you jump. “Yes?”

“It’s me and Jisoo!” Seulgi called out.

You cracked the door open to peek through. You were nervous about everything but once you saw their faces, you felt yourself feel more relaxed. Once you opened the door for them, you hurriedly shut it. “I’m so fucked.” You confessed placing your head in Jisoo’s shoulder. She comfortingly patted your head and hugged you. “Maybe it’s a good thing?” Jisoo mumbled. “No, it’s not.” You replied.

“Look, you’re gonna be fine. Just don’t overthink it. Walk-in there like nothing even happened and you’re good.” Seulgi suggested. You let out a chuckle through your nose before you looked back up. “Yeah. Go back, I’ll be out there. Just give me a sec.” You told them.

You sat in there for a good minute alone, fixing your smeared lipstick and fixed your hair before you walked back out, taking your seat back to Seulgi. She gave you a comforting look before she put her eyes back on Jisoo spinning the bottle. You felt Jeongguk’s eyes lingering on you but you refused to interact. You saw Jimin walk out with red lipstick stains on his lips and Jeongyeon with her slightly disheveled hair. You felt Seulgi gently jab you with her elbow before whispering, “See, I told you. They have to have had a quickie.”

The warm air with the iconic summer breeze made you feel more at peace than you had in a while. You wished you could stay in this moment forever. Watching the stars and the half-moon. Seeing the clouds stream across the sky. You rest your forearms in the balcony and you just take everything in. All thoughts were cleared until you heard a knock.

You turned to see the same black-haired boy who you had made out with a few hours prior. Your head was filled again, but you gave him a soft smile to throw him off in any way you could. “Mind me?” You shook your head and looked off into the late-night lights.

You had so many questions about everything. Your mind was so confused. Did the kisses mean anything? Did you want what happened? Did you want things to go further? But the biggest one that constantly came back was what did Jeongguk think?

“You know,” You started, “tonight was fun,” you admitted. “even though our present for Seulgi didn’t go out the way it was supposed to.” You quipped. Jeongguk snickered at that mention. It was a comfortable silence that lasted for a few seconds before Jeongguk broke the silence.

“Does that also includes us almost fucking in front of everyone or?” He asked you in an almost playful tone. You pressed your lips tight at that. “Of course he would ask this question.” you thought to yourself. “Possibly,” you replied, purposely seeming more focused on the scenery than the boy. You seemed nonchalant but really anxiety was shooting up.

It was now or nothing, your moment to ask. “Guk, did you like it?” you implored. “Like what? The part where you moaned or pressed against me?” You felt yourself becoming red at his remark. “I don’t know? I guess all of it?” You buried your face in your hands, nervous to what he would say. He looked at you and smiled. “Yeah, I did.” He then stepped closer to you. “Maybe a bit too much actually,” he grinned.

You looked up at him and shared eye contact. “Shit, I think I wanna kiss you right now.” you stepped closer to him, feeling more confident. “Then do it,” you whispered. “Don’t tempt me, Princess.” You smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck. “I’m not,” you confessed. He placed his hand in the dip of your back and brung his face closer until you felt his alcohol smelled breath against your skin.

“Hey everyone is about to leave so- Oh.” Jimin deadpanned, causing you to jump out of Jeongguk’s grip. You instantly looked the other way before freezing up. Jeongguk shot Jimin an annoyed look. “Yeah okay, we’ll be there,” Jimin smirked and walked back out.

Jeongguk then turned his attention towards you. “Now-” “Guk, maybe we should go, Jeongyeon was both of our rides.” you interrupted before rushing inside. “Cockblocker,” Jeongguk mumbled out before he followed after you.

You were already waiting by the door by the time he caught up. You purposely avoided him once again.

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[kaaytea]

You made a post of Miyuki dating coach Kataoka’s daughter and can you make some hc’s of everyone’s reaction to them dating

Oooo ok I'm gonna try my best to include everyone...forgive me if I don't. Also, I wrote for some of the new first years but their's is more of how they would act around Kataoka's daughter

OG post is here incase anyone missed it KDAU Navi

Third years

Ok so

It's already been established in the OG post that the third years love Kataoka's daughter and are very protective of her

So a select few are like >:( "if you even make her sneeze weird I'll rip you to pieces"

Cough Jun and Ryo cough

I feel like all of them would warn Miyuki to be carful with her

Some are just more audible about it

I feel like they would find out during practice? Like Miyuki kisses her cheek after she helps him with his catchers gear

They all kinda just look at them and go silent

Like it takes a few moments for them to process what just happened

Then Jun starts yelling and freaking out

I feel like out of everyone Chris and Tetsu are the ones most likely to congratulate the two maybe Masuko as well (but Tetsuya would definitely nod along to Jun's rant about how he's gonna kick Miyuki's ass)

Second years

Ok so!!

Kuramochi

The relationship is old news for him 🙄 he figured the two of them out a few weeks into their whole secret relationship thing

He just literally never told anyone

Zono's brain is absolutely boggled by the news

Mans is just so confused and doesn't know what's going on

Nori and Shirasu probably wouldn't react much to it

Their under the impression that what Miyuki does isn't their business so they kinda stay out of the whole thing

BUT!

I lOve when Nori is sassy and I can see him teasing Miyooks on the rare occasion

Like say Miyuki arrives to practice a bit late Nori would look him dead in the eyes and just

"you know arriving to practice late with your girlfriend can give people the wrong idea"

First years

GOD I LOVE FURUYA

He's so awkward 😭

Following what I said in the original post he finds them making out in the bullpen

I kinda envisioned him walking in and just 🧍🏻‍♂️

He's blushing and and says "sorry I interrupted......I won't tell anyone"

THEN JUST LEAVES!! AND DOESN'T MENTION THE ENCOUNTER EVER AGAIN

Sawamura is probably screaming about it

Like baby is in complete disbelief that Miyuki Kazuya could get someone to like him romantically

He deadass would ask Kataoka's daughter if Miyuki was manipulating or blackmailing her 😭

Haruichi would just pull Eijun away and mutter a quiet ignore him/congrats

New first years

I honestly think the first years would find Miyuki a bit intimidating

Like he's the Captain, Catcher, Clean up, AND dating the coaches daughter?!

If that's not a power move 😶

Sweet angel Yui would be very respectful 🥰 bc not only is she his senpai, she's directly tied to his captain and the coach

Yui would be the person who always offers to help her clean up or carry heavy things

Okumura is kinda like Eijun where he's like how tf did Miyuki manage to convince the coaches daughter to like him??

Ok Asada is terrified to talk to the coaches daughter bc he doesn't wanna accidentally say something that could upset her bc he thinks Miyuki would hate him and Kataoka would kick him off the team 😭

[bunny-xoxo]

Bunny’s 200 follower event

request: Hiii!!! Congratulations on 200. I'm so so proud of youuu 🥰🥰🥰. I hope that you're getting enough rest and breaks and staying healthy and hydrated. I would like my matchups to be from AOT if that's okay with you :) My pronouns are she/her and I prefer men, my love language is quality time/ words of affirmations, and I show love through acts of service, affirmations and a little bit of physical touch. My personality type is INTP-A/INFP-A my T and F are split 50/50. My star sign is Aries. I like reading a lot, writing, baking, cooking and anything creative really. Or even sometimes I just like sitting in silence, thinking to myself, getting lost in my head. I absolutely hate going outside. It makes me feel very anxious and I need someone to go out with me, I hate going alone. And when I do go out I always hold onto someone's sleeve or the back of their top, especially in crowded places. I'm a very open minded relaxed person, very witty and I enjoy making people laugh and having a laugh with people. Not open with my emotions, I like to keep them to myself and dont like sharing them, but I will always be willing to listen to your problems. For me, I'd want a partner that isnt really really immature or really really serious. Someone that can switch between the two. I dont like loud people at all. It really gets on my nerves, I prefer someone who's quite but can be loud if necessary as well. Personally, I switch really easily and quickly between being silly and being not so silly, so someone that can read my moods (not that I have that many) and someone that can read the vibe of the room. Also because I dont like going outside in crowds that much, id want someone to go on cute little domestic dates at home with or outside with. Please dont laugh at me, I'm really short, I'm just about 5ft 2, and quite chubby. I used to have long, dark brown, straight, hair up to my bum but I impulsively cut it up to my boobs. So it's still long but not that long. I'd consider myself a switch as I do like to be in control quite a lot of the time, but I also dont mind being the bottom as well. I'm more comfortable with giving that receiving tbh. Ummm I cant think of anything else so yeah. Thank you so so much!!! This is really really long, I'm sorry about that. But please make sure you're taking regular breaks and not over working yourself. Make sure you're drinking water!!!! Thank youuu xxx

a/n: omg pls no why would I laugh at you asjfkskaks! You sound lovely ☺️ ❣️ I hope you enjoy this matchup and omg capricorn twins 💪🏼 also jesus thank you @plutowrites for help with this one! I was having some trouble deciding who I’d match you up with! Also this deleted half way through and I wanted to scream, but it’s ok now 😀 also thank you for your kind words🥺🤲🏼

Warnings: NSFW themes, minors please DNI

Reading your request, you have been matched with...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Erwin Smith

I think he’d be perfect for you!

He’d be the perfect calm between serious and goofy 💓

He’d be good at keeping up with a silly conversation and making jokes here and there but also know when it’s time to be serious with you

Ok he would LOVE if you were to hold his shirt while walking through a crowd or just being in public in general

He’s the type of guys who likes to take care of his significant other and would be happy you let him do that

King of making pasta and a four course fancy meal at home

You would say date night but at home and he would go a little over the top like,,, mf made a menu, printed AND laminated it omg what a nerd

He’d learn to reel it in though 🖤

Ugh probably takes you on a drive to a private spot for a picnic omg

And the sandwiches are cut into tiny little squares omg

He’s so cute pls 😭

Ok I also think his love language would be quality time!!

He’d love for you to even sit in his office while he does work, you don’t even have to be talking he just loves your company tbh

He’d love for you to follow him everywhere cause he loves your presence! It does not matter how small the task is pls

Getting gas? Hop in!

Dropping off something at work? You’re already buckled up

Going to the post office? Your seat warmer is already on

Sorry not sorry he calls you puppy he finds it so cute! !

It started off teasing you cause you guys were always following each other around like lost puppies so one day he just

“C’mon puppy! Let’s go!”

And he just thought it was so cute and fitting and now it stuck

And because of your height he loves to pat your head and ruffle your hair, especially if he’s calling you puppy he does NOT care LMAO

I do see him as a top but I think he definitely wouldn’t mind you taking control he’d find it so sexy cmon now, but he would make it a tiny bit of a fight for dominance even if he lowkey likes letting you win hehe

Ok also he’s a big blusher he’d be a pretty bottom idc

Your acts of service would make him feel so loved deadass

Like you doing little things to help with the burden of his workload??

Yeah he’s keeping you forever

Your vibe reminds me of...

Another suitable match for you would be...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Jean Kirschtein

It was kind of hard to think of a perfect second match but I think Jean would be good for you!!!

He really matures through the show and I think he’d be really good at being in tune with your emotions!

He’d be able to tell the slightest change in your mood and is checking in with you in a matter of milliseconds

Would also love how you hold onto him in public

Like he’d just be so 🥺🤲🏼 my little baby

Yeah and then you’re topping him later like who’s the little baby now

But he PURPOSELY wear shirts loose enough for you to grab onto

If you had to go somewhere without him and were super anxious about it he would have you wear one of his hoodies and have his ringer on the whole time you were gone in case you needed him (this mf phone always blowin up so the ringers usually off LMAO)

Bake Jean any kind of treat and he is your slave for a week

I’m not kidding this man will just melt

Especially if it was intended for him and not just a treat you made??? Yeah

He’s gonna cry a lil

He’s a STUPID big softie

He wishes he could wrap you up and put you in his pocket he just wants to take you wherever he goes

Ok he wouldn’t want to admit but he loves when you top him 🤭 like he’d be such a brat about it but if you’re not a bottom “at all” Jean why does it keep happening 🤨?

Anyways

He’s only really ~loud around eren so I feel like he’s chill when it’s the two of you 🖤 but if he’s ever being a little too much for you comfort and draining your social battery he’ll notice and try to chill out a bit

And will make up for it with a ~very cuddly nap sesh

Your vibe reminds me of...

I was trying so hard to give you a perfect match I hope you liked it and I’d love to hear back from you!! I hope you enjoy!

Requests are open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST

-🐇out

[hellishvu]

hungry; jeon jungkook (smut +18)

a/n: just because i cannot get jungkook twink out of my head, here you go. thank you @koko-bopp for being an inspiration for this section dkdkskdk deadass would die! but again sex and twinks and stuff like that. also i’m going to type all lower cass because smut deserves to be in lower case for some reason? this is for you anon 😳 also im nervous posting smut on here but you know take risks? i guess also im SORRY IF THIS IS BAD, IM DFJASFJDSAFJSA dying in the inside.

warnings˚✧₊⁎: SEXUAL CONTENT (smut), choking, degrading, and swearing.

“baby! let me in!” jungkook knocked on the shops door. seeing no one was in there due to you staying to clean. seeing jungkook’s eyes you knew he was going to do something playful.

“alright alright.” you walked to the door opening it, jungkook attacking you with kisses immediately. you stepped back with shock before wrapping your hands around his waist. “woah there.” you separated yourself from his hungry lips catching your breath.

“why are we like this?” you ask seeing jungkook lift up his shirt seeing the fully healed tattoo. “it’s healed now fuck me.” jungkook whines pressing his hands on your chest.

“no please?” you tease him while he mumbles a curse word. letting go of your grasp of jungkook you closed the curtains of the store making sure no one could peek in if they wanted to.

“if yoongi walks in, he’s never gonna let me live.” grinning you lift jungkook on top of the tattoo chair widening his thighs so you could be between them.

“can you believe i lasted 3 months? without you fucking me? that’s absurd.” jungkook says in between kisses. lifting your shirt seeing all the pretty tattoos you had on your chest. “did you pass your finals?” you ask unbuckling his jeans, seeing his black tight breifs.

“... of course i did.” jungkook’s voice got higher while you gave him a glare. “okay! i only failed one.” jungkook crosses his arms while you throw his pants somewhere across the room.

“i’m not letting you cum.” you chuckled seeing jungkook gasp, taking off his shirt. “i cannot believe the first fuck i’m getting denied already... oh okay-” jungkook felt the sudden pressure on the head of his cock. throwing back his head before lifting his hips a little.

“cat got your tongue?” you went on your knees kissing his thighs while you slowly drew his briefs to his ankles. jungkook mumbled some words you couldn’t understand half the time. you saw his cock twitch.

“this is way better than the wet dreams already. holy shit.” jungkook lays back on his forearms so he could see you between his thighs. “wet dreams? about me?” you felt a boost of confidence already pleasuring jungkook better than what he imagined.

“of course, oh god. i’ll wake up so unbelievably horny.”

“and what do you dream of?” you let your hand touch his cock again, slowly stroking him seeing jungkook’s face go red. his chest raising rapidly.

“you.. wait... this is so unsanitary.” jungkook huffs out, making you stop stroking him. “you have a special skill to ruin the mood.” you laugh at him, jungkook pulling you to kiss him. “ill clean it, just don’t cum on it.” pulling jungkook’s legs towards your hip. he wraps his legs around your waist.

“so no doggy style?” jungkook frowns trying to cause friction between your groin and his ass. “we can do it another time.”

“another time?” jungkook raises his eyebrow, a wide smile covers his face. “we are dating jeon.” wrapping your hand back on his clock, slow stroking.

“okay i’m rock hard.” jungkook couldn’t even stare at you anymore and rolls his hips. “dear god.” jungkook moans out.

“did all this happened because i called you jeon?” you pulled your boxers down, jungkook looking away from you. shy and red faced you gripped his chin turning so he could look at you in the eyes.

“jeon answer the question.” you demanded, seeing jungkook whimper out. “yes.. yes please just fuck me already.”

“what did you say? i can’t hear you. speak up.” you bit his ear avoiding his piercings. your arms exploding his body till you reached his thighs widening them even further.

“i want you to fuck me.” jungkook spoke in a husky voice, allowing himself to be submissive to you. to let you throw him around almost like a rag doll.

“that’s what i thought you said.” you grinned kissing his chest leaving mutiple hickies. every kiss was a long deep breath from jungkook. “please god please.” jungkook whimpers out, the so confident jungkook ruined by your touch in a matter of minutes.

you heard a quiet ring of keys, you widen your eyes. lifting jungkook, kicking the dirty clothes under the table, and running to the back of the storage closet. being a decent size for the both of you, jungkook’s mouth covered by your hands while you see through the crack of yoongi, finding his wallet next to the front desk.

seeing lube on the top shelf you kept for reasons, you uncapped it. putting some on jungkook’s hole he clenches around you. “shhh” you kissed his neck pressing your finger into him. jungkook widens his eyes laying his head on your shoulder.

“don’t stop. fuck don’t stop.” jungkook quietly moans out, keeping an eye on yoongi and fingering your boyfriend. yoongi looks around smelling the scent of strawberry before walking out turning off the lights and locking the shop once again.

“i’m going to cum! please! oh god!” jungkook yells out gripping your forearm bucking his hips. hitting a note you never knew jungkook could hit. you pull your fingers out of him, pushing the closet doors open and guiding him to the desk.

“holy shit. y/n.” jungkook kisses you again, sloppy but nice. “still haven’t came yet.” jungkook frowns. you grin lifting him so you could sit on the couch.

“wait get a towel first ew.” jungkook giggles seeing you set him down and lay a towel on the place where you’re going to sit. “okay now will you sit on my lap?” widening your legs being so inviting for your koo.

“fuck okay, this is actually happening.” jungkook bit his lips sitting on your lap. him feeling the realization of you being his boyfriend. it brought him to tears.

“koo, don’t cry.” you softly said bringing him into a embrace. “i didn’t expect us to get together and i’ve had like the longest crush on you and-” jungkook quickly says not taking a moment to breath.

“shhh take a deep breathe. okay. i love you, and if you don’t want to do this now. we could just get food and cuddle at my house.” you carress his arms seeing him smile before kissing you again.

“i want you, and i love you too.” jungkook rolls his hips, you bit your lip gripping his waist helping him roll. “you’re so pretty jeon, so fucking pretty.” spreading his soft asscheeks kissing his neck before you slowly let yourself in him.

“hngh.” jungkook let his body adjust to your size, smiling he starts to go up and down on your cock. you gripping at his hair earning a loud whimper. “you okay?” you ask one more times wanting to make your baby was okay.

“yes! yes.. let me cum and ill be even better!” jungkook presses his forehead on your shoulder while he grips the back of the sofa to help him bounce.

“i bet no one fucked you like this huh? make you whimper like a whore.” you said darkly. jungkook’s stomach became full of butterflies. feeling embarrassed but in the best way. “no one- no- no one has.” jungkook could barely speak a full sentence before you cut him off by hitting his prostate.

“is this what you wanted ever since you walked in? you couldn’t keep your hand to yourself. i should’ve punished you.” you put your hands around his neck softly cutting off the oxygen while jungkook clenched around you bucking his hips.

letting go of his neck, you allowed jungkook to do what he knows best. give you the best ride you’ve ever had. jungkook rolls his hips, with a beat in his head he follows. your cock pulsing from how good you felt. seeing jungkook lift his hands giving you a little dance. you bucked up hitting his prostate causing him to choke on his saliva. “you feel good baby?” you brought him closer to you. jungkook could only answer with a whine.

“will you- fuck you know what you’re doing-” helping him go faster you slam his hips on your cock throwing your head back. “pass your finals next time?” you barely are audible at this point, feeling your balls tighten.

“yes! i’ll study, fuck! please just let me cum!” jungkook looks at you, tears in the corner of his eyes while you pull him into a kiss. jungkook moaning in your mouth. “cum koo.” you whisper softly while jungkook sob out cum shooting on your stomach and on his. while you buck your hips one more time and came in him.

“you okay?” you rubbed his back while he caught his breath. jungkook lifting his head slowly with a wide smile. “that was great.” jungkook kisses you while you are still inside him. shifting his hips your sensitive cock made you hiss.

“oh right-” jungkook apologizes and lifts himself off of you. seeing the cum drip out and roll down his thighs. “you wanna lick it?” jungkook giggles while you throw him an extra towel.

“okay kink monster.” pulling him back into a kiss, jungkook bits your lower lip. “go take a shower and i’ll join you later. ill pick up our clothes from the lobby.” you kissed his forehead as you sent him off.

[kunderdogs]

Making Out With VAV

Let me start off by saying I've been into VAV since June 2018 and they're coming to my city in a few months. I will fucking die when I see them okay. On an unrelated note the photos with them are like $40 each and if you want one with each member its $250 (which is more expensive than the vvip tickets!) Ugh should I get them all or do 1? I'd feel terrible if one member's line for pics was shorter than another ya know UGH I'M GOING THRU IT PLS HELP ME

I got carried away with some of the members but tried to keep it short so I'm sorry others are longer than some. ^^' I’m not even Baron biased but why does he hurt me so...I’m so sorry Lou.

Thank you to the anon who requested this. As you all can tell, I have a weakness for VAV so I love writing them. - Cookie

St. Van:

I've deadass dreamed about making out with St. Van (who hasn't? you're lying if you said you didn't). He's such a fucking tease LIKE WHY SIR? 

Anyway, I can imagine making out with him is ALWAYS hot and heavy, no matter where you are. 

He'd much rather make out in his room or your place, where no one can interrupt because 11/10 times it's going to escalate to new heights. 

Honestly, he has no preference when it comes to a "make out style". If you want it short and sweet, he's down. Rough with lots of tongue? Sign him up! 

Doesn't like much dialog when he's in the mood, he'll catch your face in his hands and open mouth kiss you so you didn't get any mixed signals. 

Likes to be dominate no matter what but he likes when you're sitting on his lap. 

His hands, without fail, will always be in your hair - stroking, pulling, pushing it from your face. 

If it's up, NOT FOR LONG 'cause he'll take it out the ponytail

That's on hair pulling kinks

Be prepared for lots of noise. 

He's a moaner and WILL moan in your mouth if you nibble his lip or try to take over the dominate role. 

He'll find it so so so hot when you're rough with him - his unoccupied hand will grip your thigh and force you to connect your bodies fully and he'll definitely grind up into you, pushing your hips down into him. 

There's absolutely nothing gentle about making out with St. Van. 

He won't bruise you but ALMOST.

He'll give you bedroom eyes when you pull away and smirk when he notice how turned on you are. 

Leaning back into the couch with his head tilted to the side and breathing just a bit hard, he'll lick his lips disrespectfully. "I like when you're on top, baby girl, but I think we should take this to the bed, hm?"

(FUCK I GTG HOW AM I GONNA LOOK THIS MAN IN THE EYES WHEN I MEET HIM? IDK LORD HELP ME)

Baron:

Ok my sweet baby Baron. 

I feel like he's a low key freak. 

BUT A GENTLEMAN. 

The first couple of make outs are sweet and precious. 

He's very loving and kind so he won't be rough with you, like never. 

Is so shy the first time, but will initiate it about maybe 3 weeks in the relationship - sooner if you're flirty. 

Doesn't know what the hell you're comfortable with in this new step of your relationship. Picture this:

It's been a few weeks since you two made it official, even though you went through a month of the talking phase. You were flirty, but Chungheop was still shy with you on certain things. Today, the two of you had a fun-filled day at the amusement park. He had been eyeing you with heart eyes all day and you to him as well. It was hard not to, especially when you have a boyfriend as cute as him! As you were driving back to Seoul, the rain came down in buckets but Baron didn't want to go back to the dorms just yet. With cute puppy-eyes he asked you if he could come over to hang out for a few hours. There was absolutely no way for you to resist that.

So here you were, walking back into the living room after changing out of those ridiculously tight skinny jeans and into your pajama shorts. You traded your cute blouse for one of Baron's large shirts. He was lounging on the couch, scrolling through Netflix for something to kill the time with. Nothing was particularly catching his eye though. He didn't have to wait long until you flopped directly next to him and snuggled into his side.

As he took in your attire, his heart was pounding a thousand times a minute. You were too cute! When you two mutually decided on a Rom-Com, he got bored pretty quickly and shyly kissed your cheek.

With a smile, you turned to see him gazing at you. He leaned closer to your lips and hesitated only for a second before closing the distance. Softly, slowly would mold his lips to yours. Chungheop tilted his head to the side, softly exhaling while the arm on the back of the couch comes to the back of your neck.

Won't introduce tongue but will groan when you do it first. 

Heavy breathing and a whole lot of gentle caressing. 

His fingers slide down your cheek to cup your jaw before trailing to your cleavage only to settle on your hip. 

He won't have a tight grip, it's always light but never in the same place for very long - boy has wondering hands. 

Typically they're gripping and stroking. 

Will quietly groan if you deepen the kiss or start touching his skin (neck, stomach). 

His lips aren't ever rough with you 

He'll like to take his time tasting you. 

He's a nibbler/biter so expect him to bite gently on your lips a few times. 

Also he'll pull some freaky moves out of nowhere like sucking on your tongue and smile cheekily when you moan into him. 

Likes to keep you on your toes so some times, just to hear you gasp in surprise, he'll throw you on the bed/couch with a playful smirk.

Overall, he’s very sweet to you. “You look so cute like that, baby.”

Ace:

A whole tease. That's it. That's the post.

Jk. But Wooyoung is a big fan of a foreplay, like this is where he thrives! 

He knows how to fuck with you too, so he'll initiate the kisses and will make them so fluttering and lingering that you'll be on the verge of trying to smash his lips to yours. 

He'll pull away and be like "Uh-uh don't be so impatient, baby. We got all night~" 

Might even laugh a little bit if you were getting frustrated with all his teasing. 

He's the type to dominate everything about making out but it's in a sensual way (?) 

like not rough or aggressive at all. 

Will sneak his tongue in to spice it up after a few minutes just to catch you off guard.

Tongue

LOTS AND LOTS OF IT

French kissing

With a lot of moans from him - he’s pretty vocal but he’s not nearly as loud as you

Likes to suck - on any part of skin on your body. He’s not picky

Sloppy kisses since he has less self control than you think he does

He'll pick up the pace only to slow it down again and smile when you make noises into his mouth. 

Lives for the moment that you finally break under all the teasing and yank his hair.

Ace likes to catch you off guard a lot so he'll sneak up on you when you're distracted and spin you around just to give you kisses. 

He's a romantic at heart so back hugs that turn into making out on the kitchen counter are very common for you two. 

Wooyoung wouldn't want to make-out in public spaces but a hello and goodbye peck when he's in disguise is alright. 

He'll be mortified if you were in the middle of a heated make out session, his hands slowly creeping up your shirt only for the members to burst in. 

He would be soooooo red in the face lol so yeah y'all would have to be ALONE ALONE to have any real freaky time.

Ayno:

(first off, how dare I use this gif)

Has zero self control when it comes to his s/o

As mentioned previously, Ayno is an ass man

So if you want him to jump your bones, just wear a flattering pair of skinny jeans or a tight skirt

He’ll literally follow you around like a puppy

Lots of gulping, narrowed eyes stuck to your hips and ass as you walked in front of him

When it comes to making out, he’s the same way

A kiss is never just one and done

NO MA’AM, he wants all the smoke

He knows you like how his lips are so he goes in for the kill immediately

No build up

He’ll catch your wrist and spin you to face him

As soon as you notice his body pressed into you, his lips are pushing and pulling you to fold into him

Who are you to deny him that?

Doesn’t waste any time with teasing - his tongue is already putting in work

Likes to cradle your head and tilt it up to him

Wants to hear you whimper and moan breathlessly into him

Always likes to break the kiss to stare at you with an intensity that has your blood boiling

But is soooo playful

Might smirk and leave you hanging

Some times he’ll purposefully attack your mouth when you two really shouldn’t be kissing like when you went to his parent’s house

Enjoys the thrill of getting touchy when you guys could be caught any moment

A little bit of an exhibitionist 

He’ll tickle you or nuzzle you to cut some of the sexual tension or say something to make you giggle as he’s pressing kisses on your cheeks

Looooves to handle you if you’d let him

REALLY loves when you handle him too!!!

That one time when you pushed him on the couch, straddled him and yanked his hair, he swore that he was in heaven.

He’ll easily submit to you if you want him too

But he’ll make you work for it

Licking your lips, neck

Yoonho will beg you to let him put hickeys on you and when you agree, he’ll jump on you that second

Jacob:

HOt, heavy, messy, passionate all the time with no build up or warning for you at all. 

Jacob likes to keep you guessing so he'll initiate a make-out just about damn near everywhere and at any given time. 

He honestly doesn't care whose in the room, unless it was like yours or his family. 

The members and other staff? 

Yeah, doesn't matter - if he wants to kiss you then he will. 

If they don't wanna see it, they better leave because he won't stop unless you want him to ;)

Making out isn’t just kissing for him - it’s a prelude to the nasty-ness that’s about to come

So if you try to break the kiss to go answer your phone, he’s thoroughly offended and will drag you back to his lips

The type to walk in, no words, and catch the back of your neck with his large hand

Likes to make out with you against surfaces with him standing up

He’ll tell you he thinks it’s really hot when you wrap your legs around his waist

A bit of a size kink because he loves to corner you and pin you to the wall/bed and hover over you

You...have absolutely no complaints so...

He’s the dominate role even in making out

But just so gentle and loving that it makes you swoon

Rarely makes a sound other than breathing heavily, humming or growling

Face grabbing!!!!!

100% of the time will grind into you

Since his body is always smashed against yours, he doesn’t need to move much for you two to feel the friction

Has a habit of biting his lip and looking to the sky to grab his composure 

Likes your attention on him so he’ll grab your jaw

Playful but not as Ayno

Chuckles when he accidentally tickles you but easily refocuses your attention to the matter at hand:

His tongue in your mouth

Lou:

Shy baby won’t initiate any make-outs until later in the relationship

Probably like 3-4 months into it

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t like making out

Exactly the opposite actually

Hosung loves the intimacy of making out with his partner and finds it really romantic

Is very soft about the entire thing

Nearly melts into a puddle when you kiss him out of nowhere, literal hearts in his eyes 

Light pecks - just lips pressed against each other the first few seconds then he’ll slowly move and close his eyes

Hardly any freaky shit until he’s more comfortable with you

When he is comfortable, he’s still very sweet and loving but will be a bit of a tease

Likes to pull away from you and watch you chase his lips

Will play innocent when you get upset that he won’t move against you

Makes you work for it ‘cause he’s a bit of a brat

His hand kink will show during make outs

As soon as your hands touch him under his shirt, he’s a mess

Loud, deep groans and sucking his breath

Wants to watch you so he’ll love it when you’re in his lap

Lots of slow, teasing kisses until he can feel you grind into him

“Do that again.”

Knows how deep his voice can get so when he figures out it’s a turn on for you, he won’t shut up

“If you keep kissing me like that, I’ll have to take you in the room.”

“Unless you want me to strip you right here on the couch?”

“Princess, you’re eager hm? Mhm, I like that~”

You try your best to shut him up but the more you do, the more he’ll do also

He doesn’t prefer boobs over ass or vice versa but he tends to find his hands are constantly caressing your ass and waist a lot

Is hardly ever rough with you but will appreciate a few bites and sharp grips from your hands

Ziu:

Playful then turns hot and heavy. 

Heejun likes to goof off so making out will start off very innocent. 

You two could be just talking and laughing and he'll strike- tickling you and tackling you onto the couch. 

Eventually, it'll die down and as you were giggling and telling him he was crushing you under his weight, he'd be too busy staring at you to hear you. 

In a split second, he leaned down and gave you a soft kiss - something to convey what he was thinking at the moment. 

He had no intentions of going past that but when he felt your arms wrap around his shoulders, thin fingers stroking the back of his neck and down his back, it sends shivers down his spine. 

Ziu knows how big he is, and he is very cautious of you as well so he won't be rough with you unless there's a special reason. 

Usually, his hands stay on your body, running patterns down your sides but they'll always settle on the swell of your hips or your ass. 

He'll definitely man-handle you a bit - pulling you on to him, pushing you into the couch/bed. 

Some times he forgets how strong he is so his kisses suddenly turn very passionate, and in turn kind of sloppy. 

Open mouth kisses with lots of tongue clashing.

Likes a little bit of pain

Your nails scratching his back, yanking on his hair - as long as there’s no blood

He's pretty vocal, groaning and whispering sweet words in your ear. 

Dirty talk is only for rough sex so most times he'll be just a big ball of love and sensual, lingering kisses.

Then, when you want to deepen the kiss, he'll leave you hanging out of literally nowhere and look at you like you're crazy for trying to get freaky in the dorm living room when any of his members could walk in. 

"We're not doing any of what you're thinking on this couch, little lady." 

Finds it hilarious how sexually frustrated he can get you though, so he'll leave you hanging a lot more than you want lol.

Will probably laugh in your face when you pout and curse him for turning you on with no intention to finish