Hellsite strikes again. Someone a long time ago sent me an ask about Streamer!Steve trying to do ASMR or something when he’s sick bc of course he’d try and power through.
The ask got lost in the void but I finally got around to the prompt ~ (Whoever it was, I hope you enjoy!!!)
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Steve was sitting at his desk, microphone waiting for him. He started the stream with audio only and leaned into the microphone, whispering.
“Hey guys, snf, a lot of you have been begging for more ASMR content, so I bought a microphone and everything. I don’t have snff a ton of time this week, and I have cold, but I’m here to talk you to sleep I guess?”
He didn’t quite understand ASMR. He also didn’t want to do the kind where he sat there and made noise with different things. He settled on whispering into a microphone. He got to talk about his week and it felt more personal.
Eddie was on the couch at the back of the room, scrolling on his phone while he listened.
“I don’t really know what you guys want me to talk about…”
Anything!
Eddie ;)
How was your week?
“I can talk about my week. It started out fine. Eddie and I - H’iGTSH’ew - Excuse me, sorry. Eddie and I had to film some stuff for a brand deal coming soon snfff.”
Steve turned away from the mic to cough into his fist before resuming the whispering.
“I started getting sick last Friday? Wasn’t too bhehh HAESSSSH! ISSSH!”
He tried his best to turn away from the mic, but he was certain the viewers could still lead him.
Bless you, damn!
We should be talking YOU to sleep
“snFF, I’m so sorry. It wasn’t too bad but the last few days I’ve just been so ehhh so sneezy… iKTCH’eww! Hrd’ZIEW! HeSSHhuu!”
Just joined - is he auditioning for a cold and flu commercial?
Aw Steve you sound so sick
You don’t have 2 stream 4 us today bb <3
Eddie had gotten up from his place on the sofa and walked over to Steve, massaging his shoulders.
“You don’t have to do this today babe.” He spoke softly into Steve’s ear. “Come to bed.”
Was that Eddie? 0_o
COME TO BED IM
the relationship is public, what are you? 14??
“Ah shit.” Eddie clocked the chat and giggled.
“Damn m’by fancy new microphone…”
He leaned closer again, and kept whispering.
“You guys got lucky! A surprise appearance from Eddie! He sends his love and says you should hop on his livestream tomorrow afternoon. He’s gonna be SNF playing some new songs.”
NEW EDDIE CONTENT
can’t wait to learn every word of the song
Wait what time zone???
Eddie leaned towards the mic, “Yeah if I don’t catch this shit Stevie’s got…”
“Geez, You’re supposed to whisper Eddie!”
“Shit I forgot.” The older man leaned in and lowered his voice, “Sorry my bad.”
Steve laughed. “Amateur. Maybe one day we can get him to ASMR with us or something. Until then you’re stuck whehh with me HEH’ishew! HuTSCHuu! Snf HAESSSHIEW!”
Steve sniffled wetly against his hand as Eddie once again leaned into the microphone whispering,
“…Bless you.”
“Tha’gks…” the younger man mumbled. “Until next time, folks. Goodnight.”
He pressed the ‘end stream’ button and plucked a wad of tissues from the box on his desk, blowing lightly.
Eddie clapped a hand on Steve’s shoulder and squeezed.
“Alright buckaroo, you sound absolutely disgusting. I think it’s time for bed.”
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My one qualm with this show will forever be that they didn’t use this as the post credit scene. It would’ve elevated the already perfect ending.
Will and Hannibal mirroring each other in everything down to the way they’re sitting, their facades finally stripped away. The way it cuts to Hannibal breaking the symmetry to stare contentedly at Will. Will, blanketed by sunlight, eyes closed, with a look of complete tranquility on his face, at peace with himself at last. They are finally one. The viewer doesn’t know if they’re in Hannibal’s mind palace or the actual chapel. It’s perfection.
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