#I'll never tell

[arlospace]

There was a murder in Soho... Crowley's pride

@funky-bug1 put this idea in my head so blame them

[egophiliac]

Ego this happened and I need to tell another twst fan bc I'm so ahhhhhhh

my Nana (the biggest Disney fan I know) came over for Easter so i show her twst on a whim, bc it's my favorite thing yknow? I show her the characters and the battles, my cards, my guest room, all the good stuff. Then I decide to do a ten pull on mirror bc why not, I have 300 gems and maybe she'll give me luck 🙂

NOT DORM CARD MALLEUS FINALLY COMING HOME AFTER MONTHS OF HEARTBREAK 😭😭

AHHHH congratulations! ...also can your Nana come visit me too, because I have not gotten a SINGLE one of the dorm dias even with rerun pickups. 😭 does Malleus just demand grandma power or something.

[48glowsquids]

What if.... Dragonic traits?

[imababblekat]

Oooo, someone's in loooove (～￣▽￣)～

[melinoephilia]

Analyzing Anya & Xander's Duet

Aside from the general sadness of the episode, one of the sad things about "Once More With Feeling" is Anya and Xander's "I'll Never Tell" song. First, let's start with the most obvious. When Xander sings about Anya in this song, almost all his lines about her positives have to do with her body/looks and being in her "tight embrace" (we all know what he was really talking about). In fact, if you go through the lyrics of the song, the only time he compliments her personality is when he calls her a charmer and says she's sweller. But if we look at all the things he sang previously, is it charmer for her personality or because of what she does for him? (satisfy his sexual urges). On the opposite end of this, he has many criticisms of her personality within the song, "She clings. She's needy. She's also really greedy." Furthermore, if you want to take his insecurity lines into account, you can see that while, yes, he's insecure, which is fair, anyone can be insecure, they're also implying that he believes she's only with him for monetary purposes, and views him as disposable DESPITE her clear dedication to him (and willingness to live in his parents' basement). Don't even get me started on the "Am I marrying a demon" line. While I can understand that fear, on account she was a demon for a thousand or so years, it completely ignores all the human growth she had and character arc she went through.

Now let's start on Anya's verses. While yes, she does criticize him a bit, almost all her lines have to do with one of two things. A) the way he treats her. OR. B) insecurities centered solely on her. She doesn't compliment him much in this song, but she doesn't disparage who he is as person much either, and when she does it's either things all couples complain about like, "he snores" and most fair of all "his penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe," or things that critique his behavior in their relationship, "I talk. He breezes." and "Say housework and he freezes." Now I will acknowledge one line she said "His eyes are really beady." Yes this is a diss against his appearance, but this also comes with her interrupting a long verse of him just disparaging her personality and she was like just trying to stop that train by changing the track. It should also be noted that this verse against her personality came directly after she called out his habit of hiding behind buffy when things get rough, so he is clearly lashing out having not liked the feeling of feeling emasculated. Another note is that all but one of her complimentary lines toward him have to do with his personality. "He's swell," and "My knight in shining armor."

From her lines in the song we can see how insecure he makes her, because ultimately we have to remember this is a song about their relationship. "Will I look good when I've gotten old," "when I get so worn and wrinkly. That I look like David Brinkley," "I've read this tale. There's wedding. Then betrayal," and most importantly "Like it's all just temporary."

Lastly, just a quick assessment on their perception of their relationship that comes in near the end of the song. Xander sings, "Am I crazy?" whereas Anya sings, "Am I dreaming?" She views this as a dream, something not possible but somehow is, whereas he views it as something crazy, a word with negative connotations, that what he's doing could be done by someone not in their right mind.

My summation? While this song is upbeat and peppy, it actually was telling us exactly how their love story would end, as well as who would be the one to run. Xander, as much as he's central to the scoobies, was and always will be a sexist coward. He never loved Anya, he only love what she could do for him, and she was also the only one interested in him.

Anya wasn't perfect, but she 100x deserved better.

[beetlebabby]

strahd spending quality time with the brides 😍

[philtrashnumberunus]

he's not just blorbo from my shows. he's so much more than that.

[wicked-gremlin]

I'm a whore for this dialogue help

[basiatlu]

I've really been forcing myself to do more backgrounds, babes. Also don't come after me for the lack of research I did on this door sos

I'm hoping to have lots to show this next week!! ♡

[radioiaci]

how much y'all think those dweebs on etsy make writing "letters from alastor" because.......................

[tsunael]

yeah so anyway *rent lowering gunshot* my biggest, juiciest pet peeve is when people change the design of an npc in some major way. I'm venting because I chew on tinfoil every time I see it (which is a lot) and I'm running out of tinfoil.

[sysig]

I’m subjecting @farouchestray to more Sims 2 sheep (dogs)

[faeyuh]

me when i stop hyperfixating on a widely hated piece of media

[hippolotamus]

WIP Wednesday 🖤

tagged by the super talented @welcometololaland @your-catfish-friend @pirrusstuff @jesuisici33 @rmd-writes @wikiangela @eowon @disasterbuckdiaz @eddiebabygirldiaz @spaceprincessem @spotsandsocks @daffi-990 @weewootruck @thewolvesof1998

These days I am taking whatever will let my brain write some words until I'm back on track. Please enjoy a snippet of The Darkest Fairytale (all prev snippets here)

Evan stays rooted in place, skeptically eyeing Eddie. Life experience so far tells him not to bother with any sort of trust, even with someone as seemingly friendly as this. But something deeper, a difficult to ignore instinct in his gut overrides it. He cautiously steps forward, stretching his neck to sniff and take in Eddie’s scent again.  This time he gets a mix of lavender and pine mixed with a hint of musky and spicy. Evan chances another step closer, until his nose touches Eddie’s skin. He’s this close, and everything in him is burning to lessen the infinitesimal space, so he closes the final gap to rub his cheek against Eddie’s hand, not missing the accompanying sharp inhale.  Eddie doesn’t pull away, in fact he lowers himself to sit cross legged on the grass, so Evan assumes he hasn’t caused any pain or discomfort. He so desperately wants to climb into Eddie’s lap, but he knows he’s always asking too much of those around him. It’s easier to stay where he is and allow Eddie’s fingers to gently rub under his chin and behind his ears. He’ll take what he can get until Eddie decides it’s enough. A deep bark breaks through the peaceful silence, setting Evan on edge again. A full grown chocolate lab lumbers across the grass, heading straight for them. All of his survival instincts kick in, sending him racing out of the park, away from the lab and away from Eddie. He runs at top speed, sticking close to bushes and other objects he can easily climb or duck under, until he no longer hears the jingle of the lab’s collar. He only stops when he realizes he’s made it home. Now all he has to do is wait for whatever turns him back into a human. Perfect.

it's late so tagging some folks who showed interest @shortsighted-owl @ladydorian05 @watchyourbuck @buddierights @monsterrae1 @forthewolves @911onabc @hoodie-buck @giddyupbuck @statueinthestone @wildlife4life @heartshapedvows @honestlydarkprincess @steadfastsaturnsrings @stereopticons

[demonologue]

Overheard in my BG3 game...

Gale: *spins a tale of wonder and mythological significance* Me: I love your stories, grandpa.

Me: *jumping around through the landscape, notices someone is missing* No, where is our short king? Lae, help our short king! It's too high for him to jump! :( Astarion: *seething*

The druids of the Grove: *lock down the Hollow* Me: Hold my beer. *turns into birb and flies through the hedge* I have hundreds of hours of stupidity, exploring WoW on my nelf druid. This is nothing.

Also, last night Gale was like, "It's time I told you all my dark secret..." and this was the look on Miss Piss' face:

I knew it!

I was cackling.

[omgthatonenerd06]

G-d gives their hardest battles (not falling in love with british comedians with puppy dog eyes) to their strongest soldiers (teens and young adults in completely separate geographical locations)