#I'm also sleppy

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Awww look it's the guy!

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[the-little-iral]

I don't think i ever going to made this a complete draw so autism be upon ye

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Hello, Sleppy! There is one thing I have always wanted to know about Jade but did not dare ask. Tell me, please, what happened to Jade and Simon in the original CoD universe? I saw a sketch of crying Jade, was it her reaction to Simon's death or in your universe he managed to survive? P.S. - I am sorry if you do not like this question at all.

Okay so since I rarely post about the OG!MW2 anymore, I'm just gonna reveal the whole plot to you guys (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

Be ready cuz this is kinda long - these are the canon divergence that I constructed in the events that my OC's are inserted into the OG!MW2 plot.

So, Jade was actually sent by the MI6 to track down what actually happened that made Russia attack US out of nowhere. Because that Zakhaev Airport massacre sounded and looked FISHY as HECK. Being the MI6 she was, Jade had to report regularly to her handler in MI6 (141 didn’t know this. It’s her personal gig). She met Soap Ghost and Roach there, but her first meeting with Ghost was bad and blab la blaaa SHE OPENED GHOST'S MASK. She also met Ellie (another OC I had for Gaz who’s a medical corps leader in 141. Gaz died in the OG!MW, she was still saddened but she’s very glad to have Jade in the base).

There’s also another OC that I have named Bara. He’s a lone Indonesian Denjaka sniper lieutenant that got sent by the country to capture an Indo defector among Makarov’s cause. Because of political reasons, he’s not a 141. Bara’s like an ally that pop out sometime somewhere like a spirit. 141 themselves were still very suspicious of him, but when Bara saved Meat and Royce in Rio, he gained their trust, and 141 would help him find the defector as Bara would help them on their missions.

Now, sometime in the middle, Jade was captured by Makarov and got tortured by him. Jade intentionally didn’t escape and held the pain in to gain some info herself from anyone inside the room or from Makarov himself. And that’s where the (How about you check who you surround yourself with) and Jade’s gears started turning inside her brain. She released herself and ran amok around Mak’s place, and found some data about “anonymous source” that said there’ s mole among Makarov’s group in the massacre (we know it is Joseph Allen) and she SENT THAT STRAIGHT to MI6. Ghost and the boys found the compound and rescued a badly injured Jade.

So like, along the story, Jade found bits and pieces, put two and two together, and by the end, Jade’s 90% sure that Shepherd’s onto something shitty.

NOW HERE’S THE CANON DIVERGENCE IN LOOSE ENDS MISSION.

As Jade, Roach, and Ghost went to Makarov’s base at the Georgian-Russian border, Jade actually took the time to read the posts, notes, and all the info that were sticked to the boards, tables, and walls. In fact, as Ghost and Roach was busy fighting off Makarov’s goons, Jade READ that shit (because at that point she didn’t trust Shepherd AT ALL).

And you guessed it, she found out that Shepherd is the mastermind behind every damn thing.

So when Roach transferred the data to the DSM, she did her magic and unbeknownst to everyone, she SENT ALL the proof to MI6 on the spot.

Jade then told Ghost and Roach about everything, and they did NOT trust Shepherd anymore. So when the general told them to go the fields, they declined and decided to hold the fort inside the house. Shepherd knew something was wrong, so when he kept pressing the three to get out of the house, but again, the three didn’t oblige, the general and the shadows decided to finally go to the house.

Shepherd and the Shadows cleared the whole area from enemies and tried to find Ghost, Roach, Jade,and the others in the house. One by one, the SC people got killed with stealth. Things led to another, and chaos ensued inside the house. Shepherd could’ve burnt down the house with the 141 in it, but Shepherd’s paranoid that Jade had done something, and he NEEDED that DSM.

Shootout happened, and Jade got one of the SC as a shield with a gun to his head. Shepherd told Jade to give him the DSM, and convo happened, Shepherd finally revealed his motives. And now he had to get rid of the three of them.

AND THEN, MI6 contacted Jade, saying that the proof about Shepherd’s doing had gone public. The whole thing was his doing all long, and now the world had turned all their forces towards finding Shepherd. Russia, US, now began their search on Shepherd! WOOHOO

Panicked, Shepherd yelled at SC as reinforcements came, along with Price and Soap who came straight fom Kazakhstan to the place, Meat and Royce (who survived Rio), Archer and Toad, everyone came to help.

CLIMAX ENSUED, and Ghost got shot twice protecting Jade from Shepherd’s bullets.

As Jade held Ghost on her arms, Price and Soap, with Nikolai’s help, chased Shepherd who’s desperately tried to escape and killed him. Minus the Soap getting stabbed.

Don’t worry, Ghost survived because ELLIE WILL NOT let him leave Jade like Gaz left her too fast. So Ghost survived WOOHOOO.

The Jade crying sketch was, indeed, a cry of relief as Ellie told her that Ghost was going to be fine (❁´◡`❁). She wore Ghost's jacket to comfort herself during the times Ghost was unconscious, and this sketch came out!

Everybody lives, no WW3, no MW3. This is REAL MOVIE ASS SHIT but it’s what’s in my mind!

I have the whole ass fic about the post-Loose Ends angst at the ready if y'all want it.

[pencil-urchin]

The Star Wars Art-tober prompt for today is "Beast" and I fully intend to do a Rancor, but I had to whip this out real quick so I could show it to my husband with a straight face and tell him it's the real thing.

However, I have had 2 hours of sleep, and my delivery was slurred and garbled, and I'm pretty sure the only reason he got the joke I was going for was because I finished with finger guns like the big dumb bisexual bitch I am 👉😎👉

Tbh kinda wanna go back and add his shades. It feels like they belong here. But I also got that sleppy bitch disease, so idk what I'm doing or what's up. All I know is Thrawn = Hawt and probably I'm hilarious.

[penname-artist]

Excuse me while I vomit fantasy AU plans I can literally never commit to because [redacted redacted redacted redacted re]

Living in a world overrun with fantasy creatures, but that's just normal. There's no clear segregation and there's no clear war of discrimination (yet or that we know of) but there just. Are creatures. Everywhere. Support your local centaur blacksmith today.

(No but seriously I am fucking wholistically obsessed with centaurs and if given the chance I will run rampant with them, don't bring them near me I WILL start gnawing on horse person AU plans specifically-)

Modern fantasy??? Like we still have royalty and knights and castles and shit but ALSO it's the 21st century and nobody goes to war anymore this is all just for pagentry because the internet loves aesthetics (and the royal family is usually just a bunch of fame-hungry streamers, let's be honest with ourselves)

Nick. As royalty. Fucking sends me. Fuck you I will have my foolish horny rich prince however I want. He spends all day thinking about how pretty he is, he has no alternative thoughts, except maybe looking at other pretty people and going "I would fuck that" or "I would let that fuck me" etc etc

WORLD OF CARS ROYALTY AU THOUGH????????? LIKE- a royal family made up of helicopters. Castles designed for all manor of vehicles. Shipyards and harbors become commonplace for large gatherings. Fancy clothing translated as detailed liveries. VEHICLE KNIGHTS. WHY ARE WE FUCKING SLEEPING ON THIS IDEA GUYS, WE COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS SHIT

Magic is very fun, imo, and we need more of it. But not like more normal magic, I want like cool weird magic. I want magic rules that haven't been used a hundred million times over. Maybe some people can wander through wormholes. Maybe some people can, idk. Burn bread. I'm rambling but the point is magic

Apollo totally needs to be a naga / snake person in a fantasy AU at all times. He would have some Kaa or Cheshire Cat vibes (let's not connect the dots to that with some of the fics I've written in the past) but also he would just be extremely sassy and fashionable like that.

Help I accidentally made a whole folklore story about two gods that exist and rule (indirectly) over a fantasy realm and now this idea lives in my head rent free and I literally can't get it out. Every time I grab it Nick goes "think again bitch!" and starts skipping around and laughing evilly while evading my every attempt to WordsTM

Funny story I've attempted to tie together a WoC universe fantasy AU THREE TIMES NOW and - again - it lives in my head rent-free and evading authorities. I will smite this bastard, you watch. it's going to happen. I will force it to sit in a chair and exist to spite itself.

Other combo-deal AUs I have slept on if not slightly dabbled with: royalty AU but they're mermaids and shit; royalty AU but they're bird people and shit; royalty AU but it's an excuse to write another sappy Blade/Nick story because fuck you I said so and shit

Windlifter being royalty also but in secret but also we kinda always knew (it's totally canon you guys)

I will not be questioned on this, Cabbie is a goddamn centaur, period. No refunds. He grumpy he sleppy HE TAKE BIG STEPPY. (excuse for the Smokejumpers to ride in a wagon behind him and do The Skyrim BitTM on the regular) Also Dipper because...because.

Dusty gives me "normal guy on the surface, absolutely cursed monster demon spawn entity trying to be silenced" vibes

Maru = Eda the Owl Lady. Fuck your society I will be a witch however I please!!

Hi do you accept pirates because that guy in the grey with the 81 over there, yeah that's a pirate now and he's supposed to be getting his own Our Flag Means Death crossover ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS

I don't care what Blade is as long as it's aesthetically pleasing. A king, a prince, a knight in shining armor, an outcast sorcerer, a cursed deity, literally a plot device I DON'T CARE MAKE HIM LOOK SEXY IN ARMOR AND WE'RE GOOD

I think I'm done for now thank you for listening to my rant, these will never be finished unless they are when I stop psyching myself out of doing it because it's always a big project, have a good one

[ratqueenbee]

Crying bc I'm drinking a wee bit of Irish whiskey, listening to Fleetwood Mac, and my cat is making unbroken eye contact with me but she's also sleppy

[mpregspn]

tagged a million years ago by @michaelmandog thank you bella mia <3

What book are you currently reading?

The First Crusade by Steven Runciman. i should get back to it today but i'm sleppy and i wanna play minecraft

What’s your favorite movie you saw in theaters this year?

THIS YEAR i saw Puss in Boots it was fun

What do you usually wear?

jeans

How tall are you?

165 cm

What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event?

scorpio babey!!! me, Drake, Tila Tequila, Katherine Knight, and penny salamancussy

Do you go by your name or a nick-name?

shortened version of my name

Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child?

i never had a dream job as a kid. i wanted to be pretty and cool like my barbie dolls but that didn't happen

Are you in a relationship? If not, who is your crush if you have one?

-

What’s something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at?

i'm good at talking to people in official settings like making appointments talking to civil servants (old ladies especially love me) training new employees at work. very bad at making friends

Dogs or cats?

dogs. they're the sweetest and they love you so so much

If you draw/write, or create in any way, what’s your favorite picture/favorite line/favorite etc. from something you created this year?

-

What’s something you would like to create content for?

okay i would love to learn how to do video edits so i can make a spn edit to John Grant's Magma Arrives. i have it mapped out in my head

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?

Legend of The Seeker but i'm almost at the end :<

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?

man it's only january

What’s a hidden talent of yours?

-

Are you religious?

nope, i was raised catholic i didn't care for it (teeth grinding)

What’s something you wish to have at this moment?

one billion dollars. also i need a new phone this one's dying

tagging @trials-era-sam @abnormalic @familyhell @laertez

[writingforatwistedworld]

Hello! How are you, today author? I saw that you answer my question and it is just a headcanon of mine to explain why Twisted Wonderland become self-aware and came to admire the player, I hope you don't mind but I would like to think that there is a clear reason why the world of TW love the player so much not just because they happened to download the game so I headcanon that before the current game Twisted Wonderland was released, there was a pixel RPG and role-playing game created about a world of Disney where there are no clear heroes or villains (likes that post from sleppy-boy since they kick start this headcanon of mine) and the player is an outcast that works their way up to eventually get to where they're now because the world in that game is basically on fire. I have my entire headcanon down but I don't know if you want to know about it since it's pretty dumb, let me know if you want to. Also, I didn't play Kingdom Hearts but I do know most of the story of it, however, the plot is…complicated so I don't take much preference from it

Hi. I'm doing well and hope it's the same with you.

I mean, it's your hc on the self-aware au and who am I to forbid that? Also, I would love to hear more about them. Please feel free to share them here. Also, no idea send here is dumb (as long as they aren't racist, sexist, ... You catch my drift). This is something I want everyone to enjoy and not just a small group of people so don't hold back!

Also, I think it is pretty interesting since it's a different approach to the game than I do, especially since you have a lot more interaction than me with the great seven since you are about to have that with them.

Hope to hear from you soon!

[wpdariacutnes]

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Me: I will say that I am tired today, so I will say little going one

Let me tell you, I saw the new logo, all those liana

and for it to be lively fuck understand it love bit sound because been a strest more liana is palyfull cherater just like X /rock man so liana is more like a sports girl, because it's ok, she's cute, but sometimes she also wears white heels, but rarely, by some miracle, so it has logic that it is a human, like a stage robot, that saudert war canda hazbent and more guardian so the whole human robot uses this robot and it is quite clear that it is not necessary so enifing RP is so understand a not play it dys cherater

But relly wona idk look a animation staws ask Kamil but it whatever ( relly I so sleppy is to hot out side)

but yes, it's like that X child past a zero realityship so now is been more a dortev child sooo like yeah zero can date anber

I just want to marry Anber appearance more redsinging look but I so sleepy soo not a deam now niby more next Day how knows. . . Ugh. . .

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Not wery introsting/nope introsting:::

I don't use the hashtag because I did it twice and then it still covers it for no reason and it used to be visible so I leave it without comments, it happens and that's it

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I really want to sleep today, so tomorrow I'll take Redsinging Anber because they want something like Wadomo how it was doing some after-work, some weird line skin and then they pretend I'm not someone, okay, do you know anything else?

because then he will be separated from everyone again, if not for the devil who set them on fire ( I not so take you sylesly but how stay a life so canda sowing take you stay care a life and say wow you so diface well find me. . .) Because again play whatever fadevirt polish staws like radom say "yeah but" like relly same say a eglish been so banesholt Because so feddy Because them a fed is same dumb a canda play a radom idk fuck dush head whatever is onesly been a Hit it *sofing and sleepy look it* yes contribution souner butter slimest lame ba ba ba. . .

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[eternallovers65]

If, and only IF, the writers are okay with it, I do believe that the cc's should read or know about fanfictions, because there's such a misconception about this genre.

Not all fanfics are smutty, about ships or like self insert. There ARE amazing, beautiful, well written fanfics out there, where writers spend their free time creating amazing oc's genuinely trying and managing to insert those in stories that originally aren't supposed to have those extra characters, and the fact it's all for free! They don't get anything out of it, they are doing it because they like it and because, just like them, many fans are also interested in those stories.

I mean, think for a minute, there's fanfics out there who are like bigger than a lot of books who have been published, and they are totally for free, for the fans and community to enjoy!

[inkcoveredsunflower]

Crashed while waiting for hubby to get home 🥺❤

[everafterdisaster]

I am so TIRED so here are some sisters Grimm headcanons very specifically about Puck and Sabrinas marriage in the book 5 future au

-They get married young. 23 or 24ish. Theres a war going on and they're both super aware that either of them could be taken away from the other at any moment so.

-The proposal isn't planned. They're sparring with wooden swords and shes winning. She has a sword to his chest and he sees her getting so competitive and he's just like holy shit I really love this girl. It just slips out and he says "do you wanna get married?". It takes her completely off guard and she looses her balance, which Puck takes as an opportunity to win their sword fight.

- They're just sitting together afterwards and Sabrina is kind of pissed off because she thinks that Puck only asked so he could distract her and win the fight. The conversation goes something like this:

Puck: you never answered my question

Sabrina: what are you talking about? What question?

Puck: oh, just the one where I asked you to marry me.

Sabrina: 😯😯😯

-They get married outside in the Autumn. Its still warm and all the trees are gold and red and lit up by Pucks pixies.

-Daphne and Granny Relda both walk Sabrina down the aisle, one on either side of her.

-Granny is Pucks best man.

-Their first kiss as a married couple is extremely dramatic, Puck dips Sabrina like a tango dancer at the alter and she would normally be embarrassed but they're both just so happy she just doesn't even care that he's showing off.

[bonetrousledbones]

i shouldnt have to get the temmie armor in order to get past muffet

i agree you really shouldn’t, especially since you can literally just skip the entire battle if you save a Spider Product from the ruins & eat it during muffet’s fight

[mcousland]

hmmmm,,, to ask meme or not to ask meme

[ofgulet]

Because I've already rambled to Betho about this on discord and my cryptid lore posts I've made here are probably confusing, here's the basic rundown of Kaer Zvaedd's history:

They're nearly as old as the Nilfgaardian Empire, but at first they were less of a witcher school and more of a Super Spy school. Basically the Nilfgaardian nobility heard about the first witchers they were creating in the north and went "I want that too but make it better" so they researched and used all the witcher knowledge about their mutations and trials and everything, but they didn't go with it all the way at first. They did just enough to give their witchers enhanced strength and reflexes and all that but still keep them looking """normal""" because. Their goal was not to have them slay monsters, but to use them as general purpose tools in their political scheming. The first Vipers received training in diplomacy and spying first and foremost, with knowledge about poisons coming second, and then everything else. There was very little accent on actual monster slaying.

So the heads of the school would "rent" their witchers for whatever dirty job the nobles needed them to do. Usually assasination, sabotage, theft, but they'd also act as body guards of sorts sometimes to intimidate or impress or protect or whatever.

Of course this was all known, it was no big secret. But having enough influence and money to hire a Viper witcher was a status symbol of sorts so there little to no attempt to stop all this. Ultimately the school's original purpose was all about money and power and influence.

But somewhere along the way, as the school heads changed, their ideology and methods began to shift too. At that point there were other organizations directly within the empire that did the same job as the Vipers, so they had to find something else to make themselves needed. After an encounter with the wild hunt, they realized they could do much, much more with the witcher mutations. Now they went "I don't want spies and assassins anymore, I want them to be as big and strong as the Aen Elle elves" and so they began researching the wild hunt.

This is roughly when Letho became a witcher also and he was the first to receive a unique set of mutations to make him Big And Strong like the red raiders. They were still early into their experiments however, and while Letho did grow up much taller and physically larger than his peers, he also developed a strong resistance to magic, which prompted the senior witcher at that time to label him a failed experiment (which. Absolutely did contribute to Letho's self loathing and everything). As much as they tried, their experiment were ultimately unsuccessful, although they amassed an impressive library on anything related to the wild hunt.

During the Usurper's reign in Nilfgaard, he decided that he wanted the witchers as part of his private army, but the vipers refused and fought back. This was what brought on their downfall. The usurper, with help from inside the school ranks, attacked and invaded the keep and killed most of the Viper witchers alive. Those that were not present during the assault, including Letho, had bounties on their heads instead and were forbidden from entering any city, had assassins sent after them, etc.

[laird-o-gerblins]

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