#I'm sorry I'm just having fun

[jestersking]

Why in MY opinion the romance between Mr_FishyYT and shitcucker DOES NOT WORK

I'm sorry to my followers who's not used to this longer type of posts, that's just something that bothered me for a long time now and I can't stop thinking about how wrong mycock SMP community about fishyduo.

I hope this post will flash some light on why their relationship simply do not work. Enjoy!

People, in my opinion, romanticize their relationship too much. I understand that the point of fishyduo is to be tragic, but they're not romantic in the slightest, and that's my second point. I believe that cc! Mr_FishyYT and cc! shitcucker are simply queerbaiting the community with those long monologues about each other, because when you look at their relationship outside of talking, you'll find that there's nothing about them. Their actions are not based with each other in mind, hell, I'll go as far as to say that pookiebear53 and shitcucker have more romantic tension than fishyduo. You may argue that shitcucker went on his villain arc because of Fishy, but if you look back, you can clearly see that c! shitcucker was always extremely unstable and the moment where he broke was when Soupo addmited that he was working with mc_pussy. THAT WAS IT. Fishy had nothing to do with shitcucker spiraling down the drain and I'm so sick of those fanarts that draw them in very tragic poses. Also, can we talk about how shitcuckers monologue before killing Fishy was simply laughable? He was trying so hard to come up with a reason to hate Fishy. Sure, you can say that it was because he didn't actually hate him, but that would undermine shitcuckers whole character arc.

So yeah, I think that people give fishyduo too much attention. They don't actually have any meaningful moments with each other, other than when Fishy got banned. People just love them because they're gay, ignoring a more valid and interesting ship of Soupo and mc_pussy just because they're nblw and I'm TIRED of it. If you think that fishyduo is a valid ship please unfollow me because you guys are terrible :/

[moonlightflower-queen]

The rulers of the underworld have an important message about mental health

[sebille]

Oh the little change in his expression

[lesoldatmort]

Zack Fair (the literal) puppy.

aka the Woof! AU in which Zack lives and has a new limit break that can be fun. Finally uploading this masterpost after two years!

You can read the story Pushing Limits written with massive help of @squeemu here and see more art by my partner @artofalassa on their page! <3

[egophiliac]

ok so as someone still relatively new to TWST (and someone just taking the events as they come to EN instead of keeping up with the JP side) and as a Jack Howl simp

I am of the (CORRECT) opinion that he should absolutely get an Applepom look because... fwuffy. and hat with ear holes. and he'd be SO insistent that he's used to the cold and doesn't need it but he will take it once it's insisted on because he's polite and won't refuse Gramma Felmier

Also I think a fun twist on the "someone's sled breaks and their plushie tears so they have to come up with another idea" bit from the other event is that Jack goes wolf mode to pull the sled (because as said in his starsending wish he pulls sleds back at home on breaks to try and get faster as a wolf!)

I'm biased though because I need more Jacc in my life

Thoughts?

thank you anon for bringing the mental image of harveston Jack into my life. he would be SO fluffy...so warm...he would haul so many apples...

also while I love the imagery of him pulling the sled, I feel like that would probably get them insta-disqualified. :( unless they can somehow 1) convince the judges that this enormous talking wolf is actually a very well-made plush, and 2) get Jack to go along with it (I do think Jack would instantly respect Marja as being more alpha or whatever and would have to, like, choose between his sense of JUSTICE, or going along with cheating at this sporting event so an authority figure doesn't get mad at him) (...wait this is just the plot of episode 2 again) (DANGIT)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

you'll be alright, oh, here it is @magicshop ♡ (cr. namuspromised)

[emolionsrawr]

*at a grant nash BBQ*

buck: *staring off into space*

eddie: he's about to say something really funny or absolutely horrifying

tommy: what?

hen: just wait

buck: did you know these two orcas trained other orcas to kill sharks by taking out their liver and testicles?

eddie: yep horrifying

tommy: wait, really?

buck: yup, off the coast of africa there's these two orcas called port and starboard and they hunt sharks to eat their liver and testicles, they tag team them, one goes for their fins while the other takes out the liver, so far they've taken down five great whites, they even killed khaleesi, who was being tracked and traced for research purposes

tommy: oh my god really?

hen: *looks at tommy and smiles*

eddie: *whispers to hen* he's perfect for him

hen: *whispers back* i know!

buck: yeah! port and starboard have even started teaching other orcas to do the same! so far port and starboards record of how many sharks killed in a day is seventeen!

tommy: oh my god, that's insane baby, what else have port and starboard done?

buck: well they also hunt copper sharks and some fish, they even chased the great whites away from africa for seven weeks! but this isn't even the first time orcas have done something like this, in the early 1900's there was this orca called old tom who would help whalers hunt baleen whales, he even tugged the boats into the right position to get the whales, this happened in the port of eden new south whales in australia, you can actually go and see old tom's skeleton in eden killer whale meuseum, and on his teeth you can see marks from where he would pull the roaps! and old tom even has missing teeth because the whalers had this thing called "law of tounge" where they would strap the dead whales down so old tom and his pod could eat the lips and tongues, on the night where he lost his teeth logan, one of the davidson whaler friends tried to bring the whale in instead of pinning it down for old tom to eat, and old tom was pissed and tried to stop him, and he lost teeth, old tom died from starvation, when old tom died they thought he was 35, but the davidson family swore old tom helped three generations of their family with whaling, old tom was actually in his 90's when he died, they called old toms pod the killers of eden which-

tommy: would make an amazing true crime shark podcast name

buck:

eddie:

tommy:

hen:

buck: *tears up* you get me

[skymantle]

what does it all mean.

[scissorcraft]

i was reminded of this brush pack i downloaded forever ago and also saw tips on painting (mostly 'stop caring about the tiny details') and decided okay! imma play. and i played.

[lazylittledragon]

what do you mean youre technically a detransitioner cause of terf bullshit?

it's a v long story but i detransitioned for a couple of years when i was 16/17, for multiple reasons but mostly because i fell into the blaire white/kalvin garrah chamber of "you have to be This way to be trans otherwise you're not real".

i was already Deeply insecure about myself and my 'passing' and i was led to believe that i couldn't want to wear makeup or skirts, and i couldn't choose not to have bottom surgery, and i couldn't do anything but bind for 12+ hours a day to the point that my ribcage is still misshapen. basically i thought that if i wasn't suffering enough doing 'feminine' things, i couldn't really be trans, so i should just go back to being a girl and suck it up.

the terf bullshit is because i'd seen a lot of terfs/detransitioners talking about the 'dangers' of testosterone and how it would turn me into a horrible ugly evil monster and how there was nothing worse than wanting to be a man. which combined with 'you need to fully medically transition to be valid at all' creates some very dangerous and upsetting feelings to cope with.

it also came from trying really hard to put myself in a little box before i realised that my sexuality/gender are very fluid and it's FINE for me not to have a label and just do whatever i want. when i was 19 or so i went back to using they/them (and eventually he/him) and changed my name again because even though i like doing 'feminine' things, i don't want to be seen as a woman.

tldr: i was conditioned by transphobic/terf rhetorics to think that i was being trans the 'wrong' way so i couldn't be trans at all, so i believed i must actually be a girl if i still wanted to do 'feminine' things. nowadays i am a transmasc who does feminine things because i don't give two shits about what any transmed prick thinks of me anymore.

[abisalli]

the sorcerer's apprentice by Paul Dukas starts playing in the background 🪄

[somegrumpynerd]

Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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[welcometogrouchland]

I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry