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lowkey

📖 an f1 driver and a singer are both known for being beasts in their respective fields, but everyone knows they are ironically the shyest in reality- especially when it comes to attraction. they were hidden out of respect for their privacy, until they realised loving shouldn't be a secret.

💭 op!81 x fem!singer (smau)

🎧 lowkey - niki

🃏masterlist🃏

🫧“us in a king size, keep it a secret. say i’m ur queen, but i don’t wanna leave this lowkey.” 🫧

p.s (let's pretend the qatar and las vegas gp's are rounds 10 + 12 of 24 respectively hehe)

ynuser

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ynuser so... been kind of busy lately...

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forynln U DISAPPEAR FOR 5 MONTHS AFTER UR LAST ALBUM AND POST OUTTA NOWHERE... girl u cannot keep doing this to us...

-> user1 lol watch her

-> user2 Bruh stfu she literally gave us a god sent album made of unicorn shit she doesn't owe u anything

bsfuser i hate you for telling me what's boutta go down but not let me say shit to anyone 😞

-> user3 it's ok bestie u can tell me, i won't tell anyone :)

ynluv How she is so different irl compared to her stage self still baffles me to this day.

-> user4 FR like wdym u gonna be busting out moves that get u viral then act like the sweetest creature on earth when u out here?? 😭

-> user5 duality go prr. she's probably the shyest celebrity i've ever seen.

-> user6 I can't believe she's an '03 baby.

gracieabrams omg ur orange cat

-> user6 car*

-> user7 car*

-> user8 luv u gracie

user9 orange suits yn so well

user0 lando is such a fanboy 😂

-> user| him and half the grid have been so consistent with promoting her LMAO

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landonorris: would've been right next to u if stroll hadn't crashed again

mclaren: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

user_: being very calm compared to ur reaction after lance's fiasco today LOL

logansargeant: LET'S GOOO

user@: wow our pastry posts after a century

alexalbon: oi why didnt you take lily's and my advice to post with yn's music if u asked us in the first place...

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f1

f1 Our special guest performer and new partner for the 16th round on our calendar, Las Vegas, has been confirmed; a little fun before the racing begins! We bet you guys will like this one... 🤭

Until then, round 11 in Netherlands next weekend 🇳🇱 Stay tuned!

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user! omg i have been waiting for this

f1forlife istg if they bring out the same performers as before...

fanacc the amount of singers liking this post is really fucking with us LOL

alexalbon hi f1 pls tell me u listened to us and booked the grid's voted fav 😸

-> charlesleclerc agreed.

-> maxverstappen1 agreed.

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri and i will boycott.

-> oscarpiastri mate i didn't even vote.

-> landonorris okay fine but u do like yn/ln right? ...right? 🔪

-> oscarpiastri ...

-> landonorris dw everyone osc's just shy no need to cancel him

-> danielricciardo 💃🏽

-> lance_stroll wait there was a vote?

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ynuser

ynuser switch up

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forynln she's killing us and she knows it damn well

user pls just one hint 😭

user how do u feel about oscar piastri not liking u LMAO

arianagreenblatt gorg bestie 😩

user the aesthetic change is very sus

user ladies and gentlemen, the queen of singing, dancing, and gatekeeping

-> user the way we still pine after her and her whereabouts even though she is the most nonchalant pop girl out there

-> bsfuser she's cooking smth 🧐

-> frd2 yk smth dont u 🥸

2 weeks later...

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lewishamilton: why did i not see toto doing this????

ynuser: it was a pleasure meeting u too 🤠

f1: You boys are very welcome

totowolff: George...

-> georgerussell: please don't fire me

landonorris: ok but did u see the way she looked at me??

-> georgerussell lando, u know full well she was looking at someone else

-> landonorris shut up :(

-> georgerussell i will not allow u to ruin her with ur playboy antics

-> landonorris EXCUSE ME

landonorris and f1 🔁

Tagged: f1, ynuser, charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, georgerussell63, fernandoalo_official, maxverstappen1, and oscarpiastri

landonorris best. weekend. ever.

mini photo dump of the boys at the concert 'cause @ynuser actually performed for us 🤯🤯 we're such huge fans- it was epic meeting you!

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landonorris p.s. oscar loves her, he's just shy

-> oscarpiastri lando u idiot

-> logansargeant i can confirm ahem

mclaren we advocated for this very hard, just so yk...

-> user0 the gods (you) have bestowed us simpletons (seriously) with such a blessing (yn and mclaren interactions)

-> userl for the whole grid? the fans? ...or a particular someone? 🤭

ynuser epic meeting me??? bro i almost fainted meeting u guys and drivers i've been a fan of since i was 10 😭😭😭

-> bsfuser how was it omg

-> ynuser LOL definitely an interesting experience...

-> landonorris omg she replied 😭

-> georgerussell bro she called u bro

user_ im convinced theyre music drunk and not substance drunk here 😮‍💨

ynuser

Tagged: f1

ynuser you all already know. this thread is as aesthetically chaotic as my mind rn.

thank you to my team for handling such a mess of me when since i got this invitation !! could not be here, or look this decent without any of u.

thank you to @f1 from the bottom of my heart. i've been such a fan since i was in nappies, nd you guys just made a dream of mine come true. from the races, new friends, to performing for such a crowd in vegas, it has been one of the most surreal weekends of my life. you all just know im gonna be clutching on to this partnership for as long as i breathe. nd congrats to @maxverstappen1, @oscarpiastri, nd @charlesleclerc on the podium ! until next time 🏎💋✨

(last slide is real footage of me meeting toto wolff)

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redbullracing thank you for stopping by our pit!

-> mclaren ok but she went to ours first

-> scuderiaferrari yeah... she liked us most though. should've seen her face when she walked in.

-> mercedesamgf1 you guys know she was a long-time mercedes fan before this right??

-> landonorris what is going on? (she definitely liked hanging out with us more)

-> logansargeant lol you're so delulu (laughed way harder with my group)

oscarpiastri thank you too! we should hang out again sometime soon

-> landonorris 'hang out' pfft sure

-> user omg oscar commenting on a non-f1 person's post??? a FEMALE nonetheless????

-> oscarpiastri everyone has to chill fr

bsfuser that’s MY BESTIE

-> user she is GLOWING

-> ynimagine mommy??? sorry. mommy??? sorry.

-> user she is SNATCHED WTF

oscarpiastri

Tagged: danielricciardo, ynuser

oscarpiastri 2nd in vegas! amazing job to the team for this accomplishment, daniel for his dedication, nd yn, who we're all still star-struck by. cheers! 🍾

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user guys istg i was in the paddock the whole time AND i know what i saw. so when i say they hit it off really well...

user omg oscar even picked up on her 'nd' habit 😭

ynuser 🧡🧡🧡

-> user u are actually an angel sent from the depths of hell in the best possible way. the setlist??? the body and face??? the personality???

landonorris oscar you... 😨 when did u even go to the front of the stage for that last pic????

lewishamilton cute, flirty, teenage stuff and all but are we not gonna talk about danny ric

-> danielricciardo i think we should just go back to gushing about oscar's crush

-> carlossainz55 his crush??? what am i missing????

-> charlesleclerc the baby has grown up

bsfuser 🤨

f1

Tagged: ynuser

f1 yn appreciation post 🤍🤍🤍

Could not have asked for a better performer and partner to grace us with her presence this weekend 👏🏼

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user my timeline is EXPLODING

user converting f1 fans into yn fans too

landonorris slay

-> danielricciardo slay

-> pierregasly slay

-> alexalbon slay

-> lewishamilton what is 'slay'?

-> charlesleclerc slay

-> maxverstappen1 slay

ynuser thank u thank uuu

-> user9 queen what were u on tonight??

-> {user} not even her debut was this hype 💀

ynworld STEP ON ME

f1__grid bruh this is so unecessary... she clearly just wants attention

-> user# stay pressed ur favs like her more than u <3

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user: soooo wonder who took this photo 🧐

user: u guys got smth to tell us? ;)

alexalbon: why do u look depressed today

landonorris: where are u bro

user: what's ur fav yn song?

ynuser: im sorry i can't make it today osc :(

-> oscarpiastri: it's okay, best to let everyone cool down anyways. i'll see u next week?

-> ynuser: i promise :)

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lewishamilton: ayeee my fav coming over to the pit today?

-> ynuser: i wouldn't miss it for the world 😸 plus fans are dying to know how u pick ur fashion sense out

-> lewishamilton: oh lord

f1: 🤍

landonorris: pls be kind with the question this time :(

-> ynuser: aweeee

-> ynuser: no.

oscarpiastri: wya??

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1 month, 3 races, and 2 performances later...

~3 months later...

oscarpiastri

Tagged: ynuser

oscarpiastri i can't take it anymore. since u guys have wanted to know, anyway.

you've been on my mind since the day i met you (nd yes, admittedly since lando showed me your music videos), nd then when i met you with the biggest crush, i quickly decided that you are one of the most talented, beautiful, kindest people ever. fuck all if i just got my first win, it wouldn't have meant anything without u. i can't have asked for a better partner in crime to wear my number at the races.

although we've been pretty great at keeping it low key these past few months to just family and friends, i wanna show you off, my love x

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oscarpiastri also, ty to the grid for keeping it private, nd yes, i will be treating u all for dinner.

-> danielricciardo LFGGGGG

user oh my god.

jennaortega the question is if she beat him at karting

-> oscarpiastri she did...

carlossainz55 i never thought this day would come

landonorris cant put both my happiness and bewilderment that you actually hard launched into words

-> georgerussell character. development.

user ONE OF MY FAV SINGERS BECAME MY FAV WAG TOO AHHHHHHHH

arianagrande y'all cute asf 😭😭😭

user I CALLED IT

-> user nah dont u lie we all thought we were lying to ourselves LMAO

bsfuser one wrong move and i’ll send stroll to do more than just hit u on track 😺

-> oscarpiastri ;-;

-> maxverstappen1 u could send any one on the grid to do it, and they'd be happy to

user they're so in love im bawling

landonorris just so u guys know, his three sisters steal her away from him every week to hang out LOL

-> oscarpiastri that was totally unecessary

-> nicolepiastri give the ppl what they want ossie

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser sike.

'orange suits yn so well'... damn right for him 🧡

this man has inspired me in too many ways, that aside from teaching me how to love and be loved. it's been pretty hard having all these memories, but not being able to live them freely because of the pressure. but i wouldn't do it with anyone else. so im gonna be 'showing you off' in my latest single, agora hills, coming out tomorrow night for my love's first win x

(to clarify, f1 has allowed me to take ONE side ONCE, so im not jobless :) ... yet)

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frd1 about fucking time

oliviarodrigo this is so cute omg

alexalbon ahem i think i should get some credit for being the ultimate matchmaker here

-> f1 actually, i think it all goes to us.

-> user 💀

logansargeant THE LAST PHOTO PLS SEND IT TO ME LMAO

gracieabrams omg him with her cat 😭😭

-> user gracie, luv, it's car*

-> user car*

-> sabrinacarpenter dw babes i don't get this shit either

user oscar first win AND yn new music AND hard launches from the softest ppl ever??? has the universe finally decided to bless me???

user they were literally meant to be

user what happened to the shy versions of themselves oml

tatemcrae the hottest, most sincere, and talented celebrity couple rn

bsfuser and i was there to witness it all 😌

-> charlesleclerc so was i

-> bsfuser i was first tho

-> charlesleclerc fair enough

-> landonorris i was there the most

-> bsfuser i was their couple counsellor

-> landonorris i was their matchmaker

-> alexalbon NO YOU WERENT

-> bsfuser i was first to find out

-> landonorris no you werent

-> landonorris right? @oscarpiastri @ynuser

-> landonorris RIGHT????

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ynuser

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ynuser for u, ur first win, and to many more.

as an extra for u all, 'lowkey' is also out to show my progression from wanting to keep it a secret to having him make me scream his name <3 hope u love us as much as i do.

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user the caption???????????????????

user holy shit mother is mothering and father is fathering because never have i ever heard her make a track with sm detail about her partner in it...

-> user FR like where did the two of them go?? almost 8 months but they come back like they've aged a decade

-> user NO CAUSE WTF is 'suck a little dick in the bathroom, who that man with the big strong hands'???? miss yn??? are the both of u feeling okay????

-> user you'd think introvert + introvert = coma, but ig double negatives still apply here

dojacat bitch these tracks SLAP

user okay but osc's guns 👀

sza god, when will this shi happen to me?

mclaren All ur songs on repeat in the paddock.

-> mercedesamgf1 It's true, all the teams agreed

-> redbullracing (the only time we all agree)

user how tf did we get bashful yn and blushing osc to... this??

-> ynuser life's full of mysteries.

landonorris i miss the person i was before hearing these two songs...

-> georgerussell it's true, as big of a fan i am of the two of u, some things are meant to stay between ppl...

-> charlesleclerc i am not saying anything, which means i can get invited to the wedding, yeah?

-> ynuser yes.

-> oscarpiastri yes.

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a/n: as u can probably see, i lowkey gave up half way cause i never realised how much work this takes :,)

[walkingencyclopediaofweirdmayo]

Don't get me wrong, I love 'Brucie Wayne can't cook or do basic chores' as much as the next guy, but if I may:

Bruce can take care of himself, but not in a way society would deem appropriate for a dumb billionaire playboy.

From my limited knowledge, when Bruce traveled and did his training, a lot of those places seemed to be small off the grid traditional villages and schools, yes? You also know he totally did some wilderness survival training.

Bruce probably washed his clothes by hand in the river and hung them to dry, cooked over camp fires and wood burning stoves, if he ironed his clothes it would probably be by hand with a sad iron.

His washer and dryer are probably top of the line, and fancy as fuck. They have so many setting; wouldn't it just be easier for him to wash his clothes by hand in the bathroom??

Of course, the food he'd make would be bland and burnt to hell. You don't have the luxury of cumin and thyme when you're stranded in the woods! A campfire gets up to about 1650°F and a wood burning stove gets up to about 800°F. Gas stoves can get up to 3560°F. He knows how to survive, but he doesn't know how to make. (Man, sure can work a grill, though!)

And, of course, he burned holes in his clothes when he tried to use the electric iorn. He'd have to heat the sad iron manually and repeatedly, so he didn't think about leaving the iron when he went to get the phone!

Bruce is stubborn. If left to his own devices, he'd just buy a sad iron, washboard, etc. and do everything that way. But Alfred can't allow that! How would it look for the CEO of one of the biggest tech companies to be acting as if he walked out of Little House on the Prairie!

[craftlands]

solar's rev19 ocs fun facts!

(confused about these characters? click here for an overview post!)

K

Lived in Los Angeles in the 1990s before the Storm specifically so I could make it feasible for it to have read House of Leaves before the book came to print in early 2000.

When it's not being a complete and total menace to every single power structure within sight, it likes to cook. It's pretty good at cooking but is still trying to figure out baking -- K's used to improvising on the fly and isn't good at following exact directions.

Its Udimo is a California condor -- a vulture.

Its distaste for chess isn't just part of the card shark theming. It really, genuinely does not care for the game, especially not the weird superiority complexes people get about being good at it.

Both its basic incantations and its Inheritance are named after solitaire variants :)

Would have a visual novel style event sidestory with multiple endings, similar to Jessica's but with no dice rolls and a heavier focus on doing multiple paths to unlock different possibilities.

PINION

Is engineered to regenerate or heal from lost body matter incredibly efficiently while also serving as a universal donor. Has hypertrophic (raised) scarring in a few places where they... "donate" from... particularly frequently.

Has silver eyes. One is missing in their Insight 2 garment. I wonder why that is…

Can't fly or glide with their wings, as they're not fully developed, but can launch themself into the air pretty high if they channel arcanum through them. This tends to cause them to shed feathers.

Does charcoal and pencil sketches to work on their fine motor skills, as their joints tend to jolt a little bit in movement sometimes. Likes doing botanical illustrations. No plant has ever harmed them.

Genuinely does like Lock despite showing this by antagonizing him constantly. Is probably more loyal to him than they are to pretty much anyone else, including K.

LOCK

Knows his own soul number -- it's 451, an incredibly mundane number with no particularly interesting qualities to speak of (sarcasm). Even its digital root is simply a default 1.

Has brown-black eyes. One is silver in his Insight 2 garment. I wonder why that is...

Social chameleon that can be a totally unmemorable guy in whatever situation you put him in. When he isn't intentionally staying low-profile, he's rather blunt and deadpan.

Relatively adept with any given weapon he picks up thanks to a deal he has with Eyes.

Doesn't have an Udimo. If he's set as an assist unit, the suitcase will be empty, and if swapped in he literally just walks onto the battlefield from offscreen.

Would have a grid puzzle event sidestory very similar to Melania's but with more focus on taking out specific targets, kind of like a very simplified Invisible Inc.

EYES

Has possession of Lock's full name. Doesn't use it very often but will occasionally withhold it on request so that people straight-up forget what it is.

K and Pinion are incredibly unnerved by him -- Pinion because of his ominous politeness reminding them of the scientists that made them, and K because it has no idea how to read or predict him. For his part, Eyes thinks this is hilarious. He also quite likes K in general and thinks it's just fascinating to observe.

Actually just friends with Lock, who isn't even remotely intimidated by them. The two exchange information a lot, and Eyes is a big help to Lock when it comes to picking targets.

Can quite literally see through the eyes of the people they've made deals with. Doing this will cause the person's eyes to glow white slightly, but the person in question won't innately be aware someone is watching. Could possess people, but chooses not to -- that's boring.

Is allergic to silver and cold iron. It's not quite the mythological deterrent fairytales hype it up to be -- he'll just get a really nasty rash if it touches his bare skin.

[whumpsmith-participates]

Medwhump May 2024

Day 24 - Not breathing / Burns

TW: minor whumpee (16), abuse, burning / branding, stockholm syndrome

@medwhumpmay

Fetch had to be careful. No matter how impatient or pissed he was, he couldn't always just do whatever he felt like to Erick. He had to make sure they weren't seen or heard, and he had to make sure any scars could be hidden or at least explained away.

Fetch had to be creative.

"Where the fuck have you been?!"

Erick jumped, not expecting the sudden outburst as he'd just popped his head into the kitchen to see if Fetch was still awake, only to find him jumping up in rage.

"I-I was with Jaime, I—"

"I told you to be home by ten!" Fetch interrupted, "it's fucking midnight!"

"W-we lost track of time, Jaime and I both tried to text you," Erick said.

"I know, I know, the network is down," Fetch said, "but that doesn't explain how you're two hours late!"

"I-it just happened?" Erick said, "I-I left as soon as I saw the time, honest!"

Fetch rolled his eyes, and simply gestured for him to come closer. Erick reluctantly stepped into the kitchen. It was as if he could already tell it was going to hurt, whatever he had planned. Though, maybe he wouldn't go as far, since he didn't want to risk Jaime finding out behind the true nature of their relationship...

"Since a physical fucking clock isn't enough, I'm gonna give you another reminder," Fetch said.

"But Jaime—"

Smack!

Erick had to catch himself on the kitchen table as Fetch's backhand surprised him. He gasped, feeling the familiar sting it left on his cheek and swallowing hard before looking back up at Fetch.

"Don't talk back to me," he just said, before grabbing him by the front of his shirt and dragging him towards the kitchen counter.

Erick still wasn't sure what to expect, but his predictions were beginning to lean towards pain as Fetch manhandled him. They stopped at the stove, Fetch's grip moving from the teen's shirt to his upper arm, keeping him close as he turned on the large burner. It was a gas stove, the flame springing up high before settling just below the cast iron grid.

"Here's what we're going to do," Fetch said, while Erick nervously eyed the fire, "we're gonna wait for that stove to get nice and hot—hot enough to leave a decent mark. And if anyone asks, you just had a lil clumsy moment while cooking up breakfast, understood?"

"P-please, I'm sorry—"

Fetch cut him off as he grabbed a fistful of his hair.

"Understood?" he repeated.

Erick bit his lip, though that didn't stop him from tearing up a bit. He nodded reluctantly, only to have his hair yanked again.

"Say it."

"I-I understand!" Erick quickly said.

Fetch thankfully let go after that, pushing the teen's head forward. He could feel the heat rising from the stove. A gentle warmth from this distance washing over his face. But he knew it wouldn't stay gentle.

Time seemed to drag on slowly, yet it also passed far too fast. Fetch waited about five minutes for the flames to heat up the iron grid, leaving Erick in increasing suspense the entire time. He was shaking as he leaned against the counter, waiting for the inevitable. And when Fetch reached for the knob to turn the stove off, he broke.

"P-please! P-please I won't do it again! Fetch please—"

Fetch ignored his pleas, simply clamping a hand over his mouth, while grabbing his wrist with his other hand. Erick tried to pull his arm free, but Fetch simply twisted it until it hurt too much to pull, before pressing it down onto the stove.

"Mmmgh!"

Erick yelped into Fetch's hand as the iron grid burned the skin on his lower arm and the palm of his hand. It wasn't hot enough to sizzle or leave a smell, but it was still hot enough to hurt, especially since he couldn't pull away until Fetch finally let go.

Erick gasped for air as he collapsed onto the ground, dropping to his knees and leaning against the cupboards while looking at his arm. Red and pink welts lined his arm and hand perpendicular to each other. Taking a couple of wheezing breaths, he looked back up at Fetch.

Fetch just leaned back against the kitchen table, not even the slightest hint of pity in his eyes as he lit a cigarette and took a slow drag.

"You should cool that," he finally said, "looks like a decent second-degree."

Erick took a shaky breath, trying to calm down before slowly getting back to his feet. He turned to the kitchen sink, opening the tap and holding his arm underneath the streaming water. He gasped quietly as the cool water stung the fresh burn.

"So how'd you burn yourself?" Fetch asked.

Erick gulped, using his free hand to wipe at the tears rolling down his cheeks while trying to think of an answer.

"I-I was trying to reach for the pot lid, a-and leaned on the stove that I'd just used," he said quietly.

"You're so clumsy, aren't you?" Fetch said, "You're lucky I know how to treat burns or you'd be in pain all night without my help."

"...y-yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

"Alright, kid. Keep the water running for another ten minutes, after that I'll get you some salve and a bandage," Fetch said, before moving towards the living room.

Erick didn't respond, he just waited by the sink until he couldn't hear Fetch's footsteps anymore before daring to let out a quiet sob. He covered his mouth with his free hand to try and further mute the sound before sobbing again. As if all the tension from before was trying to force itself out now.

A lil dive into the darker part of their relationship. Fetch will go to any length to maintain control over Erick, especially when he first begins slipping away.

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Taglist for the dynamic duo: @lavndvrr

[faerunscursed]

The crackling of wood would reach Wyll's ears as his world shifted back into focus. He lay in a hard iron basket. The flickering of the fire in the stove illuminated two bowls before him. One was filled to the brim with water so cold, it frosted the air millimetres above the rim. The other bowl had a small pastry seared so strongly that you could see the metal grids in the flesh. It had been seasoned with spices, local to Avernus, making it hot in temperature and flavour.

There was a bustle around him as imps came flitting through the kitchen, carrying wailing and screaming lemures by the hook of their tails, dumping them on chopping blocks or straight into pots and pans, where they were cooked and seared. Imps and Cambions expertly blocked out the pleas for mercy as they worked with the ingredients. The air smelled of roasted and cooked meat, roasted potatoes and the lemony tang of prepared salad.

Next to Wyll's basket stood a Cambion girl, a teenager and a maid if her dress was anything to go by. She was squeezing a quartered lemon onto a roasted fish and added some time and rosemary as well as chilly flakes on its bronze scales when she noticed him stirring. The Cambion girl flashed Wyll an excited smile as if she had just spotted a puppy.

"You are awake!", she called, "That's good! The lady of the house was concerned your transformation took a bit out of you. We made you some food and drink." Her tail flicked towards the bowls. "Please, have your fill. Lady Mizora insists that you get your strength back, puppy."

Initially waking up in Avernus had been as expected. The memories of his human life, his death, had stuck him and his entire lemure body was racked in pain. He had known of what would become of him, but he hadn't expected this level of pain. Yet, unlike many others who had been cursed to this fate, he had left an unforgettable impression on his patron. As such he wasn't left alone long before Mizora found him.

The transformation into whatever he was becoming was equally as painful as being a lemure. He could feel limbs growing, and bones crunching into place. Words were being said as it was happening, but he simply couldn't hear over the exquisite pain. Eventually he blacked out, unaware of his new form.

When he awoke again, he found himself over stimulated by the sound surrounding him, from the imps and cambions moving about to the screaming of something else for mercy, maybe lemure by sounds of it. The next thing to happen was his eyes fluttering open and almost immediately he could see that he was something entirely different now. Wyll could feel a set of legs, where he hadn't had them before and his head was heavy as if he once more had a set of horns.

He was just starting to move when he heard a younger cambion girl greet him, followed by the aroma of something delicious in front of him; a bowl of flesh, with various spices added in. His mouth watered at its smell and instantly made his way to the bowl, devouring it as if he were starving, ravaging it. What followed was a satisfying hum, his devilish tail swinging happily as he finished his meal.

The mention of Mizora caused his ears to straighten up, his tailing continuously swaying back and forth at the prospect of seeing her. 'Mizora? Did she change me? I don't remember having limbs before. Where is she?' No words cames out of his mouth, but they went directly into the cambions mind, though he was amazed he could do so. 'What am I?'

[zarvasace]

4 11 22 23

<3

4 - do you enjoy riddles and puzzles?

Riddles, eh. Puzzles, sometimes! Depends on the kind. I like those grid logic puzzles, and Zelda dungeon ones, since they're meant to be solved and you're usually given the tools you need.

11 - weapon of choice

Bow all the way! Second choice in BotW/totk, spear.

22 - hardest LoZ enemy to fight

I dislike those freakin dividing electric jellyfish things in LttP. OH WAIT worse than them are the floor tiles.

23 - can you cook? Over a campfire?

I like to think I can cook! XD with the right tools I can cook with a fire. I got on a Kickstarter earlier this year for a camp stove and a few pieces of cast iron, they'll be shipped later this month and I am so excited. I do not like camping much but to try out some new toys? Yeah. >:)

[christenhelm]

Omnia oven - Recipe

Strawberry sponge cake

Ok, so I live in my van full time & I don’t have some fancy shmancy rig with a full kitchen. I use a single portable propane burner & my 2 burner Coleman camp stove, so ENTER the magical Omnia oven, which allows me to bake to my hearts content without burning things like my cast iron baking abilities!

Sponge cake

3 eggs

1 1/4 cups sugar

1 tsp vanilla extract

3 1/2 tbsp butter (softened)

1/2 cup + 1 tbsp milk

1 1/2 cups flour

2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

Mix together eggs, sugar, vanilla - Add softened butter to milk - mix dry ingredients in a separate bowl then add slowly to wet mixture. Mix well until smooth.

You do not need to preheat your omnia oven - just set your propane burner on the lowest possible setting & bake 35 minutes - cake is done when a fork comes out clean after piercing cake.

Strawberry topping

1 lb of FRESH strawberries diced

1/3 cup sugar

2 tbsp lemon juice

Dice & stem strawberries - coat fresh berries with sugar & lemon juice - mix well. Boil in sauce pan then set temp to a low simmer (continuing to stir) cook for 15-20 minutes- sauce will thicken once cooled.

Top cake with strawberry sauce & presto! Delicious cake in your own van or off grid space! Happy baking!

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: welcome to the team! l'm A, I'm 162cm tall, my face is very punchable and i only eat red m&ms A: B's 46x52inches tall, a sniper specialist who eats dip and durable porcelain cast iron cooking grids. because she's the grill. A, getting choked by C: C's yes in height. he blocked you on tinder and eats raw onions. he's got a delightfully warm personality. A: D's 180cm (in heels), wont ask you about your day, allergic to cooties and we're pretty sure he runs on linux as he's the human personification of binary code A: And E's, who's just happy to be here's height is bird, he's never been to jamaica, drinks jet engine fuel and we're pretty sure he's not vaccinated

[softguarnere]

A Christmas Inheritance

Shifty Powers x OFC

Chapter Two: Car Boys

Summary: Zenie meets mechanics with funny names - and one with a cute face

A/N: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Festivus, and a nice Sunday to you all! My power has been out most of the morning, which ended up providing me with a surprisingly productive writing time. Here's an update before the power company decides that I've had things a little too good and decides to take my neighborhood off the grid again.

My heart goes out to everyone having a hard holiday season. This isn't easy for all of us, and I'm sending you virtual hugs 🤝💕🕊️

Taglist: @lieutenant-speirs

Warnings: mentions of death, discussions of grief

Bill, Zenie has thought many times, is going to make a great husband for someone someday.

Back at home, they have a system. Babe, who cannot cook to save his life and for the safety of everyone is not allowed to, buys the groceries. Bill cooks the food. Zenie, who can make an edible meal, unlike Babe, can provide the desserts on the occasion that she has the attention span to do so.

And now, with the smells of pancakes and eggs wafting up to her bedroom, Zenie finds herself thinking it again. Who else would drive twelve hours with her to deal with her family? Who else would sleep in Granny’s old room and let her take the guest room?

“Mornin’!” Bill chirps the second that Zenie steps into the kitchen. He flips a pancake, catching it with the frying pan like it’s nothing. “Your sister brought over some cheese earlier. There wasn’t any here, and you like them in your eggs, so.” He shrugs.

It’s hard to believe that Marilyn would remember something so trivial like Zenie liking cheese in her eggs. It’s even harder to wrap her head around the fact that she would take the time out of her morning to walk down the road from their parent’s house to their grandmother’s to bring her some – sister or not. Really, Zenie would understand if she had forgotten, considering that the only times they’ve seen each other in the past few years are when Zenie flies out to Oklahoma City every now and then to see her for a few days, completely bypassing their home town.

Maybe that’s why she did it – to make this whole thing little bit easier for her sister. After all, Zenie is the one who returned home after Granny’s death to learn that she had been left everything.

“How did you know?” she had asked Bill the night before after everyone else was gone.

Bill had simply waved his phone at her. “Instagram dms are a magical thing, Zenes.”

Yeah, the first of many Christmas surprises, as he had said in the car. Speaking of cars . . .

Zenie tilts her head toward the garage. “You been out there yet?”

“Yep!” Bill whistles. “She’s a beaut.”

“Of course you would think so, Car Boy.”

There’s some sort of irony in the fact that Granny decided to buy a Jeep Grand Cherokee and then leave it to Zenie along with the rest of her Will, but Zenie hasn’t taken an English class in years and doesn’t feel like Googling which type it is; she’s not so meticulous that she can’t just say “It’s ironic” and move on. The only thing that really nags at her is the big question: Why?

Why leave everything to her? She had fled their town and vowed to never return. And yet, her name is the only one on the Will. A rather short Will. She thinks it’s the comedic form of irony that such a short Will took a year for the lawyers to straighten out.

“It doesn’t run, though,” Bill says, using a spatula to scoop one of the pancakes onto a plate. “We’ll have to get that checked out today.”

“Today?”

“Yeah, why not? Then you can drive anywhere you want while we’re here, and you won’t be stuck with me on the way home.” He flashes his best pleading eyes. “Although I know how much you’ll miss me.”

There’s no good argument against waiting to get the car fixed. Bill even has a plan for getting it to the nearest mechanic shop.

Merry Christmas, Zenie, she tells herself. You just got every middle class sixteen-year-old’s wish – a new car for Christmas.

“Well that’s new.”

Late December and early January are usually their coldest months. Despite the chill that covers the town like the blanket of grey clouds overhead, people are milling about Town Square as Bill drives them down Main Street. And they don’t even look mad about it. Well, most of them anyway. A few people are scowling as they lug Christmas lights and ladders along the sidewalks.

Bill waits until they’re at the red light, and even then he only casts a half-hearted glance at all the workers. “You mean they don’t make driving through this place a nightmare every December?”

Sarcasm. But Zenie is genuinely curious about what is going on. She’s only been gone for two years, and the town that felt small and unchanged the day before suddenly feels unfamiliar with whatever new tradition it has created.

At least not much else has changed. The mechanic shop is exactly where Zenie remembers – thank God, because she directed Bill there from memory, and if they had ended up in the wrong place, she never would have heard the end of it.

Zenie, to be frank, doesn’t know jack all about cars. She’s always thankful for Bill’s friendship, but even more so when they walk into the shop and he does all the talking for her, explaining the situation and throwing around words that Zenie has never heard. Yeah, whether he likes her and Babe teasing him about it or not, he is a Car Boy. To some extent, anyway.

The guy that Bill has been talking to – he has Popeye embroidered on his shirt, and Zenie almost asks if it’s because he has a love for spinach, or if he’s strong, or if there’s some other reason behind the name – peers behind them, looking out the windows into the parking lot. He glances between Zenie and the parking lot before offering them a resolute nod.

“I know that car. I’ll go get Shifty – he usually works on it.”

“What kinda name is Shifty?” Bill whispers out of the side of his mouth when Popeye is gone.

Zenie scoffs. “I don’t know. You tell me, Wild Bill.”

“Touché.”

Strange names could be a part of the shop. Some sort of gimmick. Except that Zenie grew up with a few different boys who used to work here, and they all had “normal” names. Popeye and this Shifty, whoever he is, are not names that she recognizes, so maybe the transplants and the leaf lookers have brought different ways of life and unusual names with them.

Shifty implies that maybe the guy who will be working on the Jeep is untrustworthy. It’s easy to picture someone with a silver tongue and eyes that are constantly moving, seeing if you have anything he wants and calculating how to take it from you. Zenie has started to convince herself that she doesn’t want this Shifty fellow anywhere near the car when a handsome man steps into the lobby from one of the back rooms and makes her breath hitch in her throat.

Because he doesn’t look shifty. He looks cute.

Since she knows nothing about cars, Zenie has to assume that the oil covering his forearms is motor oil. He takes a second to grab a rag and scrub at it, and something about watching his hands as he does it hits different, as Luz would say. It’s not even just his nice hands that Zenie inexplicably finds attractive; it’s his dark eyes and the way his hair is parted and –

Bill nudges his shoulder against hers. He’s got his eyebrows raised and is wearing a knowing smile that Zenie knows all too well. “You gonna flirt with him?”

“What?! No!”

“You want me to do it for you?” He whispers. “’Cause if you keep droolin’ all over the lobby, I think they’ll probably charge us extra.”

Even if she wanted to – no. That’s not right. She does want to. She really, really wants to. But she’s never flirted with anyone before and she has no clue where to start.

“I can’t,” she whines, hoping he doesn’t overhear them.

Bill grins, slaps her on the back. “Sure ya can! Just ask him what he’s doin’ later.”

“We have dinner with my family later.” And she certainly can’t invite him to that, now can she? Hello handsome guy that I’ve never met before, how would you like to come to dinner with my entire family and watch us pretend not to hate my father while I try not to cry over my grandmother’s passing? Great! I’ll pick you up at six and then we can get married along the way.

There’s no time to worry about it any more than that, because Shifty is now within earshot, and he’s smiling at them as he approaches.

“Jeep Grand Cherokee?” he asks.

Zenie nods, her throat dry. “That’s me.”

Shifty does a sort of little half smile, glancing between her and the window the way Popeye did only a few minutes before. “Are you Beatrice Painter’s granddaughter?”

Beatrice Painter. Granny. The same Granny who’s first name is Zenie’s middle name. A piece of her that she will forever carry wherever she goes. This time, the words stick in her throat for a completely different reason; grief the size of a golf ball has settled there and she has to work around it to get the words out.

“That’s me.”

“Darrell Powers.” He offers her his hand. It’s softer than she expected it to be. “But everyone calls me Shifty. I used to work on your Granny’s car.” His smile is softer this time. “Boy, she loved to talk about you.”

Heat rushes to her face at the thought of Granny talking to this man about her. She would always brag about her grandchildren to anyone who would lend an ear, but there’s something about Shifty knowing God knows what facts that Granny might have seen fit to share that makes her stomach summersault. Then there’s the fact that Zenie is still holding his hand – a realization that makes her face feel even warmer.

She tries to make the handshake a good one. “Zena McGlamery. But everyone calls me Zenie.”

“I’m Bill Gaurnere,” her friend butts in, offering the mechanic his own hand. “I’m Zenie’s friend. Just a friend.”

She could smack him. Except then he explains the car situation to Shifty and she knows she can’t, because she doesn’t speak this language. Without him, all she would be able to say is “The car is pretty new, I don’t know why it won’t crank.”

Whatever Bill says, it must make sense, because Shifty takes the car back into the shop, and before her friend can properly begin to tease her about the way she can’t seem to stop fidgeting, he’s back to announce that the car is up and running.

“How much do I owe ya?”

Zenie takes a step forward and goes to remove her own wallet, giving Bill a look. “How much do I owe?” It’s her car, which makes it her problem.

“Nothin’.”

“Nothing?”

“Nothin’,” Shifty repeats as he hands her the keys. “Your Granny was always good to me. Consider it a Christmas gift.”

A Christmas gift from a stranger. A handsome stranger, but still. She feels like she owes him something.

“Thank you,” she manages instead. “I really appreciate it.”

The mechanic gives her another one of his handsome smiles. “It’s no trouble, Miss Zena, really.”

He starts to say something else at the same time that Zenie starts to say . . . she’s not sure, exactly. Before either of them can find their words, someone from the back of the shop calls for Shifty, and he has to go.

“Y’all take care. Merry Christmas.”

And then he’s gone.

Bill lets out a low whistle. Zenie facepalms, not caring who sees.

“I blew it.”

“You didn’t blow it.”

“I blew it.”

“It’s a small town,” Bill assures her as they head out to the parking lot. “You’re bound to run into him somewhere.”

[ancientcraftnoccultism]

Challenge 2 - Goal Getter

Hello again ♡ I'm back today with the daily challenge! I've managed to come up with a pretty decent list of goals for myself. This is a combination of things within my mundane life and my spiritual practice. I've decided to lay it out as a 5 year plan, not for any specific reason other than my own leisure and dead lines. Let's get to it, shall we?

1. To Live A Self-Sustained Life Off Grid

This is my absolutely most important goal. I plan to find a nice piece of land somewhere in Tennessee. I'll have a well for water, a cast iron oven to heat my house and cook with. I'll have an outdoor bathroom that's cascaded in its own room constructed of Vines. Heat with firewood under for a tub. We'll have 3 horses, a little hen house with enough hens to keep eggs around, and a few goats for milk. I'll spend my days tending to the animals and the garden and creating whatever my heart desires. It's incredibly important to me to learn how to live off of the land. Society is falling apart and humans were never meant to live this way.

2. To Have My Own Business Website/Blog

As it's clear to tell, I've been working hard towards building an online platform for myself. Ideally, I'd have an online Grimoire/Book of Shadows/Mirrors with all of my information organized and easily accessible. I'd also have a professional platform for my divination workings, and eventually a place to sell handmade candles, incense, incense boards, handmade and personalized tarot/oracle cards, runes, bone sets crystals and stones that were harvested by me and so much more! It's become a huge passion of mine to be able to teach people factual information along with provide them with the proper metaphysical equipment that is usually capitalized on.

3. Build Closer Relationships within my Pantheon

I do daily devotion to my deities along and always make sure to honor them throughout my day, but I'd like to become closer to them and learn more about their history. It's another big goal of mine to completely understand and be able to know by heart every inch of the mythology and reasoning behind everything I'm worshiping. Not only what it means to me, but the historical context and how these deities were once revered by entire cities is definitely a big thing to not overlook. I take my relationship with the gods very seriously and intend to devote a lot of my time to studying them as a collective within the pantheon.

4. Maintain My Altar More

I slack on keeping things tidy, especially on my altar. I'd like to set up a few different altars to keep all the things I practice seperate, but for now, I move things around as needed. That gets messy at times, and there are points where I stack things on top of each other, close the shutter, and forget about it until I come back next time. Sometimes I go months at a time without touching my altar. It just is what it is, but it's a big goal of mine to keep things up on it more. And to get seperate ones to space my things out.

5. Learn Local Folklore & Native Plants

I live in the foothills of the Appalachia, and for how long I've lived here, I know very little of the Lore and history of the land I walk every day. I want to learn more about native species and correspondences, as well as local folklore that once were everyday stories. I feel it would help me feel more connected to the land I already hold so close to my heart. It's also important to me to plant and regenerate native species, as it would save our land.

I'm excited to see all of your goals as well. Thanks for reading. Fair Winds ♡

[grillpartshub-blog]

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[stainlesssteellocust]

Rambling about fictional food. Again

Love the stuff about the alfar figuring out magic in prehistory, even before they learned proper speech

Just imagine them ripping open multiverse-spanning portals to find more berries and storing their food in Flintstones-ass temporal stasis grids it’s so funny

Being able to preserve your food with time-freezing is interesting, actually, especially when you consider how that might have affected other methods of food preservation. Yes you can make British-style jokes about them knocking over nations for spices, but it goes beyond that.

I wouldn’t be surprised if salting and smoking etc was originally done by slaves or other poor, marginalised alfar groups who weren’t able to use large amounts of mana. Slower, less reliable, ‘dirtier’ practices. Over the millennia the others would have noticed ‘huh that tastes good’ but it would still be a minor part of their cuisine for quite a while, so some of their stuff, especially low-quality snacks or rations, might be quite bland. This tracks: While she never mentions human food being better on average, First considers alfar time-stoppered military rations to be…not great, and is much happier eating a late night kebab while sober, which, er, wow lol.

Generally speaking I reckon the Host (or rather, the support structures they left behind to die) generated their own food, so mostly the stuff you can grow in a borderline-arctic nation…though considering greenhouses, biomodding and other forms of Literal Magic, who knows what they might have?

I have a vague thought that high-class alfar meals might be focused on minimally prepared and extremely fresh basic ingredients as a show of cleanliness and quality, with much of the flavour coming from sauces and condiments added at the eating stage. A steak that was time-frozen moments after being carved off the animal, still steaming from the beast’s body heat as it’s flung into a pan in front of you…the meat itself is unseasoned, or hit with salt and pepper etc moments before cooking, but the flavour comes from the multiple sauces and dips that are served along with it, which probably draw from alfar poor-people food roots somewhere way back in history.

I already figured they’d have slaves gather pure snow in winter to be magically preserved and used to make a shaved ice sort of thing as a summer dessert, it’s in one of the Cold Iron Bound drafts. Of course the elves are absolutely sophisticated enough to just freeze water in the summer, they just send the help to dodge monsters because they can. Absolute unhinged decadence.

Are there any strange holes in their knowledge? We know they don’t have paper, are some foods the same? Maybe, due to the preservation stuff mentioned above, they don’t really have cheese the way we do? In a cold European climate they probably did drink milk, but they might not have progressed that vital technology to the same degree as us. Cassie might look at blue cheese and be like “absolutely not that’s disgusting”, repulsed even though, as I said in a previous post, I’m not convinced she has a cannibalism taboo.

On the flipside, maybe they still have Silphium. They have a lot of extinct animals, after all. Cue Cassie badgering Alex to learn how to cook with Hing, since it’s the closest thing left. Poor guy. He doesn’t strike me as a kitchen natural but considering First finds cooking your own food to be actively bizarre, I think it’s probably going to be on him lol.

I reckon they have spices. Even in antiquity we were able to get some. Of course we don’t know what trade looks like on Alfheim (they want to call us Urukheim so) or how the Americas interact with Eurasia or anything, really. But the Morningstar Empire extends to Africa and into Russia, so they’ve got the grasp for it. And Cassie was ‘easy’ when they were talking Indian food IIRC, so I think she implicitly has some spice tolerance. Yeah not all Indian food is like that but it suggests she wasn’t limited by an inability to eat it.

…Maybe, considering their stoicism and hatred of emotional weakness, the elves one-upped each other by handling incredibly spicy food back home.

*cut to Cassie in a Thai restaurant, desperately maintaining a poker face while trying to convince Alex to swap dishes with her as if he can’t see the tears running down her face*

Alex: Look Cass I’m happy to walk through a sketchy portal with you, I’ll kill your family for you, I’ll eat and shoot and beat people to death for your sake, but you chose the spice level and you’re going to have to live with that decision

and yeah they totally eat their enemies hearts and stuff too

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Name: Coolest Avenger

Age: Jailbait by your standards

Do you like to cuddle?: Cuddling, maybe. But static electricity, no.

Can we make-out?: Depends on how the arm wrestling match goes

A night in or dinner out?: Night out. I have to show the world that I’m worthy.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Neither. I’ll bring you a sickening, cheesy Valentine’s card. The inside, however, will contain drafts for schematics for a new power grid system for New Asgard. I’d be keen to get your thoughts.

What makes you a good Valentine?: It’s Valentine’s Day, only more me.

Would you cook for me?: Yes, I even I promise to do better than the omelette.

Would you let me cook for you?: Yes. But only if I get to watch. We could even set up donations for a live stream. I’m sure the world is dying to know how the God of Thunder makes it in the kitchen…among other places.

@youknowwhoiamaskblog Valentine’s day application

“Alright, coolest Avenger, that’s a cretive way to call me old. You seem very eager to play with electricity for someone who’s afraid of getting shocked, that’s ambiguous. And you already proved the world you’re worthy, Tony, you don’t need me for that. Keep your iron suit at Home, I don’t like robots - save for Vision - and you might come and see how I do it in the kitchen. Better than you, for sure.”

[theoatcouture]

W4, 27/10

Draft Crit Presentation:

First attempt at integrating the 4 drivers into the design of the gatehouse. Ambitions/inspirations for this project include:

Revealing Future Waste Water - specifically in the context of circadian variations within domestic patterns

Rainwater Harvesting Potential - Developing a system which delays and retains - allowing water to be at the very core of the home - incoming rainwater is filtered on the second floor as part of an indoors dynamic water facade and subsequently stored in the bladder which swells and depletes reflecting availability and past meteorological events

Hydraulic Tracks - similar to loom function, facilitating the mobility of the home over the course of a day

Vascular Inspired Rainwater Storage System integrated into the skin of the building fabric and all fixed furniture.

Initial site analysis of rainwater potential suggests that the infrastructure can harvest 67 L of water per day - much lower than what the average UK citizen consumes (150 L), but more than sufficient to meet basic human needs (50 L).

Currently, the proposal is for an entirely off-grid solitary retreat where visitors are invited to spend 24 hours in the space - critically reflecting on the future of water waste. They would embark on the gatehouse at 9am - spend their day within the 4 quadrants of spaces (living, cooking, washing and sleeping). They can then disembark from the same point the next day at 9am. The building will act as a dynamic water plot where past wastewater will be stored in vessels underneath the existing conduit and over time possibly causing stalactites to form on the cast iron frame.

Next Steps:

With the general idea and arrangement of spaces established- rebuild the whole scheme, resolving in greater detail how each piece of furniture becomes an extension of the skin - sink, bed, toilet intrinsically powered by flow from the house's vascular system. Consider suitable materials for surfaces and how the track can seamlessly be integrated into the house's design.

Complete initial load calculations to size relevant structural members. Carry out required environmental analyses, considering the possibility of implementing LZCs to the scheme.

[topflights]

tagged by @sldghmmr thank u so much for the tag!! i always end up being rlly excited to be tagged in these and then forget to do them for a couple days then come back to it and am like. oh no. oh no i didnt do it. and then get worried it would b awkward and never post it so im doing this RN IMMEDIATELY thank u!!!

relationship status: single! im not great w talking to ppl every day or texting ppl first so it’s for the best trust me akjdufhg

favorite color: oooo if we’re gonna do like, general color, probably blue. i like any shade of blue. but if i get to be all pretentious and annoying, then i really like sea foam green.

favorite food: im... so sorry. my favorite food is pizza. ill show myself out now

song stuck in your head: ok so at this VERY moment it’s that tiktok song with the kid talkin abt how much he loves corn. before like three minutes ago it was 2 minutes to midnight by iron maiden

last thing you googled: this is so embarrassing but uh. plagiarism. just plagiarism. so i could basically plagiarize google and not sound stupid when i defined it for my college course 

time: 12:22 am

dream trip: italy!!! id love to see rome and pompeii in particular. ancient rome is so interesting and pompeii is so fascinating and horrifying and it would be amazing to visit and see everything up close

last book you read: song of achilles

last book you enjoyed: also song of achilles actually!!

last book you hated reading: i think the last time i REALLY disliked reading a book that wasnt entirely based on the fact that school was forcing me to read it was crispin: the cross of lead back when i was in... sixth grade? but i think it just freaked me out more than anything and i feel like it was probably an important read since it DID make me so uncomfortable

favorite thing to bake/cook: I REALLY love baking cake and cookies. i have a problem baking brownies specifically bc i dont have a good recipe yet but. im workin on it ill figure it out then onto the next thing

most niche dislike: oil pastels. i cant do it. i just cant. the texture is so so bad and aaaaa nooooo!!!

opinion on the circus: dont know enough abt it. got a friend that was a clown for barnum and bailey for a long time but im also terrified of clowns so hes not allowed to show me any pictures from back then. 

do you have a sense of direction: not even a little bit. i got LOST in MANHATTAN. the streets are NUMBERED!!! it’s a GRID SYSTEM and i was COMPLETELY LOST!!! ive lived in the same area of georgia for all 21 years of my life and i still dont know anything past a 5 minute radius from my house

tagging: anybody who wants to do it!!! this was super duper fun!!! i rlly liked it!!