#astv incorrect quotes

[human-space-heater]

incorrect quotes: spiderman across the spider verse part 4

Miles: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Gwen: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Miles: It sucks. Gwen: That's not constructive criticism.

Peter B : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Miles: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Miles: Oh, you have Hobie. Tell him dinner is getting cold

Miles: Where are your parents? Miguel: What are parents? Miles: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

Gwen: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Peter B : I just wanna fucking marry Miguel!!

Hobie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Pavtir: Okay. *later* Miguel: Pavtir! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Hobie, whispering: Deny everything. Pavtir, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Hobie: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Pavtir: How did you know I was up until 3am? Peter B : We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[ladyelissarose]

Miguel looking at a mess both Miles and Dulce caused after a fight with an anomaly: This can’t get any worse. Can it?

Miles shaking his head no- scared of Miguel to death:

Dulce inspecting her mess with furrowed brows: Sure it can- just give me a minute.

Miles at the sight of Dulce holding a bomb:😳

Miguel: DUL-

💥

[thebookofthefaeries]

Miles: I’ve always wondered how a human being could kill another human being

Miles : and then I met Miguels bitch ass and was like, “oh okay”

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: "When you say 'lifetime ban', I mean, whose lifetime are we talking about?"

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day but as spiderverse incorrect quotes this time!

-Playing Mario Party-

Pavitr(Peach): Why do you keep targeting me?!

Hobie(Shy guy): Down with the monarchy.

Pavitr: Peach is a princess of the people!

Hobie: Don't matter, eat the rich.

Pavitr: I only have 2 coins!

[trickarrows-bishop]

[rose-the-witch1]

spiderverse incorrect quotes

[human-space-heater]

(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)

Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hobie: Hey. Gwen: Hi. Pavtir: Hello. Miles: Hey! Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter B: We were out of Doritos.

Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)

Miguel: Die. Peter B: Please don't die! Miguel: DIE! Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.

Gwen: I know you love them. Miles: I am not in love with Hobie! Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who... Miles: *realizes* Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-

Miguel: Where are you going? Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’* Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[n0tm1tski]

Hobie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Miles: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Pav: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Y/N: Guys.

[ladyelissarose]

Dulce posing in her new suit Miguel made:

I’m a God.

Hobie who’s a tad jealous: You’re a teenage girl.

Miguel senses it and stands by his kid with his elbow on her head: You act like there’s a difference.

[iwannabealice]

peter b: when miles was born, the gods said, "he's too perfect for this world."

miguel: please. when him were born, the devil said, "oh, competition."

[demigoddessqueens]

y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know

Miguel: you know other men??

Y/n: 😑🫤

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N sits down with a large fry…

Gwen webs it and pulls it out of their hands…

Y/N: hey!

Gwen: I’m willing to pay the toll

Gwen kisses Y/N and feeds them a fry…

Y/N: you’re forgiven

[pinkpinkstarlet]

Miguel O’Hara as things the ninja from Ninjago have said

only true ninjago fans will get these LMAO

@i-put-the-wit-in-dimwit @adorefavv @chessbox @daydreaming-en-pointe @darksidescorner @hoe-bie @hobiebrownismygod @jasontoddssuper @skullghoulz @sp1derw1re @spiderxpawz @the-cat-and-the-birdie @thecrowandtherose

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Miguel: *whilst sitting in a fridge* I’m sorry, I consumed the last of the deli meat. Cheese?

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Miguel: HOW am I supposed to strike fear in this?? ITS PINK!!!!!

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Miguel: NO, IT CAN’T BE!! NO, NOOOOOO

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Miguel: HeLlO My bAbY, hElLo mY hOnEy, hElLo my rAgTiMe GaaaaaaaaaL SeNd me a KIsS by WIIIIIiiire *does a silly dance*

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Miguel: *in genuine distress* wait, there’s NOT, GONNA BE CAKE?!

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Miguel: what look? I wasn’t looking-

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Miguel: kids? *panics* w-why would we have kids were not even married let alone-

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Miguel: YOUR FEET STINK!!

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Miguel: I’M NOT WEAK, THIS BUCKET IS WEAK!!! *kicks bucket aggressively*

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Miguel: I’M GOOD AT EVERYTHING ELSE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GOOD AT FILLING BUCKETS?!?! “Go with the flow”, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW I GO-

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Miguel: WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Miguel: *gasps* WE SHRUNK!!!!

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Miguel: *trying to imitate a stone warrior* BEQUEATH BEQUEATH BEQUEATH

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Miguel: now we’re assailants??

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Miguel: YOU BACKSTABBING NO GOOD EUEEAAAUGH

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Miguel: JUST CUT ONE ALREADY-

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Miguel: why won’t you take the flier?? JUST TAKE THE FLIER-

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Miguel: I have no friends…

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Miguel: WE REALLY NEED TO START LISTENING TO ME!!!!

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Miguel: and this is Peter, master of blabber

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Peter: you not freaking out, is freaking ME out!

Miguel: *going insane but weirdly calm about it* Peter baby…

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Miguel: NOT. SO. FAST.

Peter: …seriously?

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Miguel: and I can make a little extra if I do the human piñata.

spider gang: *confused but concerned*

Miguel: don’t ask

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Miguel: hey, I am NOT an airhead.

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Miguel: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME AN AIRHEAD!!

Hobie: uh no, it was me actually :)

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Miguel: I don’t even have pockets

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Miguel: SHUT IT MUSH MOUTH

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Miguel: if I ever get out of here, I’M GONNA BITE YOU-

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[stevesbanana]

Y/n: If I were to say “I love you” would you say it back??

Hobie: Of course

Y/n: I love you

Hobie: It back 😏

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Pavitr: Why is y/n face down on the ceiling in the fetal position in the corner of the cafeteria?

Hobie: Don’t know mate

Miguel: *pinching his nose cause he’s done with this shit*