#Incorrect mystic messenger quotes

[limonatarosa]

Saeyoung: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

MC: I wrote you a poem.

Saeyoung, already crying: You did?

[takitafulily]

Misadventures of the MCs #01

WHB!MC: Oh! Sorry! I must've got the wrong room!

(OB!MC and TWST!Yuu have their head on the table looking like they're dead. MM!MC is lying on the floor with their phone beeping away on the table. LTD!MC is the only functional looking one, clacking away at her laptop.)

TWST!Yuu: (Points at WHB!MC) No no, you look like you're in the right place.

WHB!MC: (confused) ???

OB!MC: (lifts their head up and puts their chin on the table) (also point at WHB!MC) are those fighting bruises or sexual bruises?

WHB!MC: (looks down and sees the massive bruises on their thigh) oh!... sorry............ they're sexual...... (embarrassed)

TWST!Yuu: Oh great. Another adult.

OB!MC: To be fair you're the odd one out. You're only here because no one else matches my level of therapist.

TWST!Yuu: Fair. (Puts their head back down)

WHB!MC: Oh! I heard FM!MC is on the way here as well. No one's met them yet so I don't know what they're like.

LTD!MC: They're probably not that different from us. Worse case scenario, they're like MM!MC and OB!MC. Best case scenario, they're like me.

WHB!MC: What about me?

LTD!MC: You're in the middle hon. Your harem is the best if not a little kinky, they chug their respect juice, but your angels are no joke.

OB!MC: (mumbling) My angels are the best..... not to mention the sex....

WHB!MC: I'm working on the angels ;)

[password-door-lock]

[juminhandfs]

Saeran's after ending:

Jumin: *referring to his emotions* Thank you for showing me there was still a part of me that could feel like this. Because, now that I know where to find it, I killed it forever, so thank you for freeing me.

V:

Rika: No! You were so close to being a person! You were so close!

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: I don't play favourites

Jumin: you kissed assistent Kang and gave her a self made lunch

Mc: and?

Jumin: all I got was a "stop tormenting your employes" and some Elizabeth shaped cookies

Mc: want me to take them away?

Jumin: (holding them) no they are mine now

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan: Let me say my personal opinion—

Mingyu: No, don't.

[ikemen-trifecta]

Friend Quotes as MysMes [Part 1]

SPOILER WARNING

Not a Cybird game, but it has ikemen and will therefore be at my mercy. –Edi

Saeran's first quote can be taken literally, and I am so sorry.

[a24gorewhore]

At first i was like Haha ada borderline, fp prospero

As a joke

But bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore

[serede986]

707 : Ah shit

MC : Watch your fucking language

[limonatarosa]

Zen : I can't believe you've done this.....

MC: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Zen , on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Meg: I need an adult.

Lester: I’m an adult.

Meg: I need a different adult.

[riverpancakes]

V: You should always say "Please" and "Thank you".

Seo-Yeon Kim: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.

V: Not what I meant, but still, it's progress.

[707dublesuicide]

The plot of Mystic Messenger in a nutshell:

Rika: We're going to get married, bitches!

V: And were about to make it everybody else's problem.

[password-door-lock]

And no work/life balance, either...

[juminhandfs]

Zen: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Jumin: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.

Jumin: And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time?

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Ray: Mc I would kill for you, go right ahead ask me to kill 707 for you

Mc: Ray... that's the fifth time you asked this today

Ray: just ask me than I will stop