#Incorrect stranger things quotes

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 8

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: Nance, who's the better kisser? Steve or Jonathan?

Steve: *smirks* Yeah, Nance, who's the better kisser?

Nancy: Hmm, this requires some research.

She leans forward and kisses Steve. She pulls back and kisses Jonathan.

Jonathan: Well?

Nancy: . . . I still need some more data.

She climbs into Steve’s lap and kisses him, kissing him longer before doing the same with Jonathan.

Robin: Okay, you're literally just making out with them.

Nancy: No, it's very important scientific research.

Chrissy: *grinning* I'm definitely learning a lot.

Eddie: *cackling* Maybe it's Steve and Byers who need to find out.

Argyle: *nodding* They are the subjects.

Robin: She's just feeling them up in front of us.

Vickie: Let her work, babe.

Steve and Jonathan shrugged before kissing each other.

Steve: Definitely Jonathan.

Jonathan: It's definitely Steve.

Eddie: All three of you assholes are together, aren't you?

Nancy: *giggles* Yeah.

Robin: Steven Robin Harrington, I've been trying to set you up for weeks!

Steve: *grins* I know.

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[adelicioustragedy]

Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

[steddielations]

Incorrect Steddie 8/?

[fandsart]

[Steddie textpost]

[deadtothebones]

They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it

[headcanonthings]

Steve: Today I realized I'm old Robin: What happened? Steve: I fell in the park and instead of laughing, Dustin came running to see if I was ok Robin: Steve: I saw fear in his eyes

[shieldofiron]

Wayne Munson is Mother, pass it on.

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[rogueddie]

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Hopper to Joyce: Joyce has no idea I'm high.

Joyce: You're high?

Hopper to Wayne: Joyce has no idea I'm high.

[radical-ghostface]

Dustin: ARE YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: IDIOT!

Robin: …What was that?

Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[xstevex-world]

Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.

Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.

Steve: We share everything.

Robin: Food-

Steve: Clothes-

Robin: Music taste-

Steve: taste in women-

Robin: gender-

Steve: a single brain cell-

Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.

Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.

[mimixmunson]

Steve: “Eddie you’re a snack.”

Robin: “You can’t say that! It’s disrespectful, he got eaten by bats!!”

Steve: “Fuck shit I didn’t mean it like that! I just think the bats had the right idea, he’s edible.”

Eddie: Twiddling his hair and giggling like a school girl “I’m an Eddie-meal. Get it? Like ready meal?”