#Is Ryuunosuke / Tachihara like. something.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Something about Tachihara counting Ryuunosuke among the people he loves

[samutoru]

jealous boyfriend!akutagawa who finds out that you're going on a mission with tachihara as a fake couple. he can't help but let his emotions control him (especially when it comes to you with another guy,"

he goes to gin about it and then goes to mori about it, asking him why he chose tachihara instead of him. "she's my girlfriend! y/n is my girlfriend, i don't understand why you chose that bastard tachihara to go with her instead of me! me, her actual boyfriend!" akutagawa yelled.

"akutagawa. you don't know how to control your emotion over y/n. as i predicted, and the way your acting right now, you will toss aside the mission and protect y/n. besides your going as backup so you will watch everything that they are going to be doing."

jealous boyfriend!akutagawa who sitting on your bed watching you get ready for your undercover fake date with tachihara. "i'm sorry ryu, i was going to tell you earlier but mori threatened me- It was something about trying to break you or something if i refused to go so i had no choice but to."

"whatever," Whatever was all akutagawa would say, but he was watching how the silk tight dress was kissing your body and was thinking about the only hands that were going to be all over you were tachihara's. you watched akutagawa get up through your mirror and he grabbed your jaw and attached his lips on your neck, trying to leave a hickey on your neck to show tachihara what's his.

jealous boyfriend! akutagawa who pins you up against the wall as you get back from the mission, you were definitely ready to tell akutagawa that your mission was successful but, he had other plans tonight. he uses rashomoun to take off your dress (most likely to cut your dress) and see what you had planned for him underneath.

— nsfw under the cut! minors pls dni :3 (warnings??: choking, slut shaming, jealousy/rage sex, pet names, bondage, p in v seggs, creampie)

"ry-ryuunosuke!" You stuttered, you were basically in your underwear at this point. You looked up to meet his eyes and there was nothing but more than darkness and lust in them.

"y/n,"

"ryu, why are you looking at me like that?" You asked innocently as you tried to keep your dress cut in half onto your body.

he was standing infront of you and he put his hands on your waist, gripping them before sliding them up and down against your body.

he threw you onto the hotel bed and was hovering over you with his knee pressing firmly, teasing you by putting pressure against your pussy. "f-fuck," you lowly moaned.

"i'll continue only if you want it," he said as he pressed hissed on your cheeks before continuing, he waited for your response and once you finally nodded in response, he continued what he was doing.

"you fucking whore," He groaned as he began to leave kisses and hickeys on your neck. "you were dressed up all pretty for tachihara you slut,"

he pulled out handcuffs from his pocket and cuffed both your arms together. "if you touch me it'll be only worse for not me, but for you," He huffed as he began to undress himself, tossing every piece of clothing to the side of the bed.

he positioned himself below you in between your thighs and slapped your panties that was already leaking of your juices. "i barely touched you and yet your already this wet for me?" He laughed before taking your panties off and began to eat you out.

"ngh~! f-fuck— ryu—" You moaned as you tried not to close your legs on him, he had his hands pressing your thighs down as you struggled to not close them on him.

he positioned his lengthy and thick cock at your enterance and slipped it in without letting you know not giving you enough time to adjust to his size.

"ngph~ ryuu~~!!"

he was now fucking you at a merciless pace. your cries, lewd slapping against skin, and his groans were filling up the sound of the room. your eyes were filled with tears and you couldn't feel nothing but the pleasure he was giving you.

"fuck! ryu!"

akutagawa was basically drilling the shape of his cock into your pussy and that was the only thing you could focus on right now. rashoumon was basically keeping your thighs open for akutagawa as his hands were focused on your throat and your waist.

"you just love making me crazy don't you? you fucking slut," He groaned, thursting in faster in you and his grip around your throat tightened as he felt your pussy throbbing and squeezing against him

"whose pussy is this? whose cum are you taking in tonight?" He loosened his grip on your throat so that you would be able to catch up on your breath and tightened it once again.

"huh? who's pussy is this?" He asked as he made you make eye contact with him, as he fastened his pace and his hand reaching down to play with your clit.

you weren't able to draw out the words out of your mouth. all you knew what to do was to moan out his name.

"fuck! it's yours ryu! yours!" You moaned.

"who's?"

"ngh~! yours!" You moaned again.

"please! please, ryuunosuke, i need your cum, please—" You begged, he licked your neck and fastened his pace.

"that's right you fucking slut, now beg for it." he was basically drilling, pushing, and fucking his cock into you. he was making you remember the shape of his tip and every single vein on his pretty pink cock.

your back arched as you came instantly and you felt akutagawa's seed filling you up. he continued to thrust into you slowly riding out both of your guys' high. he pulled out and uncuffed your hands, his body falling right beside yours.

"you know, you're hot when your jealous—" You paused as you turned to him and cupped his face.

"i might have to do it often." You giggled.

"do it again and you'll see what happens to you. i might not let you cum next time."

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunikida: Do you Akutugawa Ryuunosuke take Atsushi Nakajima to be your lawfully wedded husband.

Akutagawa: What?! No?!

Gasps echo across the room.

Tachihara faints.

Everyone: looks suspiciously at Higuichi who shakes her head wide eyed.

Atsushi: heartbroken, in tears What...?

Akutagawa: oblivious to all of this, glares at Kunikida I'm marrying the Jinko! Why are you blabbering on about this Atsushi person?

Atsushi:... Sadness turns to anger WHAT?!

One explanation and a revived Tachihara later

Akutagawa:... Oh...

Atsushi: That's all you have to say?! Oh?!

Akutagawa: Jinko... Erm, Atsushi I can explai-

Atsushi: This whole time... This WHOLE TIME?!

Akutagawa: Ji-

Atsushi: 10 YEARS!

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Dazai: See I told you not to marry him, he's no good for you.

Atsushi: eyes blazing You're the one who told me to propose!

Dazai:... Oh yeah. Well who told you to listen to me. My ideas are terrible, right Chuuya?

Chuuya: already getting drunk with Yosano because this event can no longer be done sober Fuck you, asshole!

Yosano: no idea what they're talking about Yeah fuck you!

______________________

Akutagawa: He's not gonna let this go is he?

Tachihara: Nope.

Hirotsu: I mean at least you guys still got married.... Somehow.

Akutagawa: True, who knew he had a different name this whole time.

Everyone: sweat drops

Gin: You're making it very hard to defend you right now.

____________________

Atsushi: drunk talking about Akutugawa I hate him!

Chuuya: drunk talking about Dazai I hate him too!

Atsushi: Why did I marry him?!

Chuuya: It felt like a good idea at the time!

Atsushi: Right!

Chuuya: Than he blew up my car!

Atsushi: He didn't even know my name!

Chuuya: Why are men so stupid!

Atsushi: I don't know!

Akutagawa: Should we do something?

Dazai: Only if you want your marriage and death certificate issued today.

Akutagawa:...

Dazai: Thought so.

Akutugawa: Wait, you blew up his car?!

Dazai: uh uh, you are not giving me shit for that after this.

Akutagawa:... Touché

[invidiia]

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ "Happy Halloween!" 𖤐 bsd yanderes // reader

trick or treating with the yanderes of BSD! can be read as platonic or romantic.

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[ a/n ; HII HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! i hope everyone's having a good day today! i'm going as reze for halloween, what about you guys? <3 separate posts for trick or treating prompt coming out later today! ]

[ warning ; yanderes lolsies, blood, mention of death/previous kidnapping ]

— disagrees with the very idea of you going out to trick or treat! aren't you too old for that anyway? only gives in when you beg. it'd be nice to let you get out of the house a little anyway.

— keeps a hand on your shoulder while you trick or treat. they don't even want to do this, it's just to make you happy, and they're willing to go out if it'll stop you from complaining about your predicament. tries to steer clear of other people, they're still cautious. absolutely afraid that you're going to rat them out and leave them.

— makes you share your candy as payment for letting you go out. you don't mind though.

FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, JOUNO SAIGIKU, chuuya nakahara, yukichi fukuzawa, doppo kunikida, michizo tachihara, VERLAINE, agatha christie, ango sakaguchi, edgar allan poe, akiko yosano, ryuunosuke akutagawa, sigma, hirotsu?

— didn't plan to take you trick or treating, but wanted to. sure, they had an underlying fear you'd use that to run, but they knew they'd get you back anyway.

— goes with you to the door to ring the bell. (and depending on the character, might dress up with you, too!) keeps you close and doesn't let other people talk to you, other than kids that like your costume. you wouldn't tell a kid you were kidnapped, would you? probably not.

— goes through your bag of candy, probably pretending to find something they like, while they're making sure that there's nothing dangerous or something you snuck in. shares their candy with you, too!

osamu dazai, atsushi nakajima, sakunosuke oda, lucy maud montgomery, ichiyo higuchi, gin akutagawa, kyouka izumi (platonic), rimbaud, kouyo ozaki, tatsuhiko shibusawa

— gladly takes you, since it was their idea. they wanted to trick or treat with you, for both the candy, and getting to see you dress up and get a bunch of treats.

— obviously keeps you close. they doubt you'd run, and if you did? well, they'd just catch you and bring you right back. why would you run and ruin this night anyway? it's no fun to miss out on halloween! don't you want candy?

— shares their candy, watches horror movies with you, even makes little treats with you, like taking dough and wrapping it around a hot dog to make a mummy!

RANPO EDOGAWA, kenji miyazawa (platonic), mori.., ichiyo higuchi, q (platonic), nikolai gogol?

— forces you to go out with them, trick or treating or maybe just out cause it's halloween, nothing too social. probably kills someone for the blood to look real. "oh wow, that looks real!" "thanks, it is!"

i can't think of anyone who'd do this but nikolai idk

— platonic bonus :: probably goes through your bag. checks your candy for blades, or anything dangerous. they can't have you hurt, can they?

[ a/n ; "this isn't accurate!" suck my dick 😭 anyway uh if you see multiple on the same thingy, it's intentional, i probs couldnt pick just one. happy halloween !!! ]

[inamagicalhallucination]

okay like i said earlier, here's my favorite parts from my fic kldfjakldsfj (the one i posted a week (?) ago) that had me giggling as i wrote them so now i have to share them specifically or i'll die

its a lot tho lmao so scroll away if u must

starting of strong

(i am 100% gonna try to write a fic that's just this part)

"He briefly considered Higuchi, who wasn’t up there with Gin and the Jinko, but higher than say: Tachihara. But she was rather strange.

She was always all red and squealy; she had gotten an interest in boss-secretary romances for a while now, and no matter how many subtle hints he sent that that was an awful thought, she did not get it. Either way, he made the resolve to keep her away from Mori, as best as he could. It wasn’t hard, of course, since the chain of command meant that she usually reported to him or Chuuya-san, whom Ryuunosuke, himself, reported to. Either way, it was clear her sense of romance was distorted." "

/

"So he did what any sensible man would do. He hoarded his room with non-perishable snacks and drinks. Then he locked himself in. Unfortunately, Gin, the traitor, had called Chuuya and Chuuya had physically forced Ryuunosuke’s door open – by breaking it. And then he had dragged Ryuunosuke from where he hid under his bed when he first heard Chuuya’s voice. He dragged him kicking and screaming, dodging all of Rashomon’s attempts at freeing her human from Chuuya’s grip."

/

"“Cr-” Chuuya choked out, “crushes? What crushes? I don’t have crushes! In fact, I have a not crush!”

“Chuuya-san,” Ryuunosuke replied, concerned, “do you hear yourself when you speak?”"

(10 bucks and i write kunichuuzai whilst sskk drama is going on)

/

"He just had to figure out what to bribe Ranpo with. Ryuunosuke did not think the shipment of cocaine he had just dealt with during a mission would suffice. This was unfortunate as it was something Ryuunosuke already had in hand."

/

“Okay, sure. I'm only here because Atsushi likes you or whatever.” 

Ryuunosuke’s heart started acting up and he made a mental note to bring it up during his next doctor's appointment. 

“I don’t like you,” Tanizaki continued, aiming Ryuunosuke with a glare. Perhaps it would have affected Ryuunosuke, but he was still concerned about his new heart problems. Knowing he could be dying from a lung disease was bad enough, now heart problems?"

/

" The Jinko was wearing his usual stupid cat-boy business attire but Ryuunosuke decided to not comment on it."

/

"Ryuunosuke closed his eyes and for a second pretended that the warmth of Atsushi’s presence was something he could deserve.

When he opened them, he knew he did not. " (i sent this to like 3 different ppl after writing it)

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all of atsushi's dialogue about feeling like an idiot for thinking he could be loved

/

"“ I will only love you too much!” Ryuunosuke shouted, startling Atsushi. “I will love you, I will take and take and take every single speck of you in my selfishness and I will never be able to give you anything that can even dare to stand next to that. In my heart, body, and soul, I will hold you and no matter how much you want to be let go off, I will not be able to. Atsushi you have to know, the only thing I am good for is taking. I take and take, and I will take and take until there is nothing left of you, can you not understand?”"

/

"“You misunderstand me,” Ryuunosuke said, trying to force the words out. It was better this way. “I ignored you on purpose.” "

/

"For the record though, most people have feelings.”

“I do not believe you.” 

/

"“Akutagawa Ryuunosuke,” Atsushi’s voice was hard, “please refrain from thinking of me as a thing.”"

/

*copies and pastes all the dialogue from their (unnecessary) fight*

[sleepy-razor]

Thank You for Worrying

Request!!:  hiiii if recs are still open can u do an akutagawa x reader? some fluff preferably thanks in advance!!

Notes: Of course you can! Hopefully this is up to snuff with what you were looking for, it took a while for me to write due to lack of given direction, but I hope it came out okay in the end!

Warnings: Slight description of injuries! Port Mafia! reader!!

Characters: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, GN!Reader, mentions of Atsushi, Gin, Higuchi, Tachihara, etc.

Life in the Port Mafia was nothing like you’d expected it to be.

Given the details of the work, you sure hadn’t walked in thinking it would be all sunshine and roses, but you certainly hadn’t expected to form some of the closest bonds you’d come across in your entire life.

You were extremely close with the Black Lizard, Tachihara and Gin especially, and you considered Higuchi to be one of your best friends.

You were also considerably close to the weretiger from the Armed Detective Agency, after having many joint missions together to allow you to get to know him better. Now, you take him out to get chazuke on a semi-regular basis.

And then, there’s Ryuunosuke.

You weren’t sure how you got to be so lucky. You had somehow managed to work your way into the heart of the mafioso that didn’t take shit from anybody, who only wished to receive praise from his former mentor, and now you were one of the people that he held the most dear.

The relationship wasn’t easy, not by a long shot.

Ryuu’s self-preservation instincts left something to be desired, as was evident by the number of times he’d come home sporting some new wound that required tending to. 

Which, of course, led you to now. You sat facing him on the couch of his lavish apartment, tongue poking from between your lips as you carefully dabbed rubbing alcohol on a large gash on Akutagawa’s forearm.

“I’m completely fine,” Akutagawa tried to insist, poorly suppressing a wince as you gently pressed your cloth over the wound.

“Uh huh,” you hummed, unimpressed when you lifted your gaze to meet his. “If you’d left this any longer, it could have gotten infected, which is really dangerous for you, if you’d take the time to recall.”

As if you prove your point, Akutagawa turned his head away, lifting his un-injured arm to cough into his elbow, grimacing as he did. “I’d be fine,” he said quietly. “Mori’s a doctor, he’d be able to fix it.”

You raised an eyebrow. “Would he?” you asked bluntly. “Or would he take that as a sign of weakness and do you in right then and there?”

A muscle in Akutagawa’s jaw jumped, but he made no move to argue. You were right, after all. The Port Mafia boss wasn’t exactly known for his kindness. If he thought he found a weak link, he would stop at nothing to snuff it out.

Sighing heavily, you returned the rubbing alcohol to the medical kit and tossed the towel you’d been using on the table. You’ll grab it later, if you remember.

You nuzzle into Akutagawa’s side, closing your eyes as you made yourself comfortable. “As upset as I am with you because you got upset, I’m happy that you made it home alive.”

Akutagawa stiffened at the contact, still unused to physical affection even after six months of dating (though he had definitely improved with reactions between then and now) before he relaxed slightly, bringing an arm to wrap around your waist.

“Thank you,” he murmured, his voice gravelly and awkward as he spoke. “Aside from Gin, hardly anyone else has cared about my wellbeing before.”

You cracked open an eye to smile at him. “Of course I worry,” you replied easily. “I love you.”

Akutagawa didn’t respond, opting to close his eyes and lean his head against yours.

[sickficideas]

never fallen from quite this high || akutagawa & chuuya sickfic

ao3! 2.7k - please refer to the tags and notes in the link for content + warnings! there's quite a bit in this one!

"Akutagawa, do you have a moment?"

Hirotsu doesn't often call him. Even when the Black Lizard have an issue of any kind, Hirotsu can typically resolve it himself. He's a very capable leader, and his many years in the mafia allow Ryuunosuke to put a lot of trust in him.

So he's already on edge about this phone call. Hirotsu would never call him for no reason. He would never call him if it weren't important.

"I do," Ryuunosuke answers. He's in Chuuya's office, high up in the Port Mafia headquarters building, waiting for him to return with some documents. He feels the muscles in his shoulders tense up painfully. He's already sore and in pain after several days of work. "What is it?"

"Gin was badly injured today," Hirotsu starts. He's calm, but his voice is stern.

Ryuunosuke feels dizzy.

Again, this is something Hirotsu would never tell him unless it were serious. Gin is often injured in her line of work, he's aware of that. They're in the same boat, in that regard. But as long as she gets prompt and proper treatment, Ryuunosuke knows he doesn't have to worry. Gin looks after herself, and Hirotsu, Tachihara and Higuchi do as well.

He never has to worry about her. He hates this feeling. He feels as small and pathetic as he did living in the slums.

"A few of our subordinates were responsible for covering for her. Tachihara and I were on opposite ends of the building," Hirotsu explains, and Ryuunosuke leans against the wall. "Her backup is missing, and she was unconscious when I found her. I don't know what happened, but our targets were dangerous and gifted."

"What - what kind of injury, Hirotsu?" he asks, hating just how shaky his voice sounds. It's coming through as anger, he's aware of that, but he would never admit he's terrified. He needs to calm himself down, but he doesn't know how. He didn’t think their targets were going to pose any kind of real threat. He would have gone with them if he was concerned.

"I'm not quite sure. There was a substantial injury to her chest and one on her head. She lost a lot of blood, Akutagawa," Hirotsu tells him. Hirotsu must know that he isn't taking this lightly. He knows it's truly serious. "I'll let you know if I'm given any updates. She’s currently in surgery."

"Thank you," Ryuunosuke murmurs, and soon enough, the line goes dead.

Ryuunosuke realizes can't breathe.

He knows he's having a panic attack, but he's never quite figured out how to stop them, or how to deal with them at all. He doesn't know what to do. This isn't the kind of thing he can just sit back and calm himself down about. Hirotsu didn't say it outright, but the circumstances tell him that this could be life or death. His sister might die. There's nothing to be calm about.

"I told you not to go outside by yourself," Ryuunosuke had chided, several years ago. Gin wouldn’t look him in the eye. She left their shelter in the middle of the night without any of them to back her up, and Ryuunosuke couldn’t understand why. Some of their friends had died doing reckless things like that.

"I can handle myself too," she said quietly, staring at her hands. She's not combative or defensive with her words, she's never been that way. "I want to help us in the same way you do, Ryuu."

She said all of that with a gash in her forearm so deep that bright red blood was still dripping from her arm, pooling in her palm. They had ways to prevent each other from getting hurt like that, and it meant to not go anywhere alone.

He presses a hand to his eyes as his breath shakes.

She's all by herself.

"Akutagawa, I need you to look over this for me. I'm not really…"

Chuuya's voice trails off as he wanders into the office and closes the door behind him, and Ryuunosuke wants nothing more than to leave the room and pretend he was never seen, pretend he was never there, but he knows Chuuya wouldn't rest until he caught him.

"The hell's goin' on with you?" he asks unceremoniously, stopping only a few feet before him.

"Nothing," Ryuunosuke breathes out. barely, trying to somehow gain some composure, but through his mind flashes images of the friends he and Gin grew up with, murdered in cold blood in front of them. He needs to get out, but he can’t move.

He can't lose Gin too. He can't.

He hears the gunshots, the blood, the organ matter spraying from their bullet wounds. He hears the flesh being torn off one of their faces by a rabid dog. He feels the ice-like skin of a friend who died in his sleep from the cold of an unbearable winter, once he wishes he never survived through. All things he'd long forgotten, pushed out of his mind. All things he told himself would never happen to anyone he cared about ever again, and here he is.

The sounds only get louder, muffling everything else. He hears Gin’s sobs after they had found the youngest girl from their group completely mutilated, and Ryuunosuke still sees her. He smells the rotten flesh of the friends they had to wait to bury because of the cold. He hears the incomprehensible muttering of a boy they rescued from being trafficked. Ryuunosuke feels the hands all over him, he hears his own thoughts from back then - whatever they do to me is the price I have to pay to get food for everyone. He hears Gin’s shaky voice asking where he’s been. He thinks he might pass out. The memories on their own are incredibly overwhelming for him, but all at once like this is far too much for him to handle.

He feels himself start to list sideways, but something stops. He doesn't feel anything against him, he doesn't hit anything, but there's a hand on his shoulder gently urging him to sit down, with the help of his gravity ability.

Chuuya's eyes are a piercing shade of blue. Once they're sitting on the floor, it's all Ryuunosuke can look at. Chuuya’s close as he takes his hand back. Ryuunosuke and Gin used to watch the sea in the early mornings, when things were quiet, when they could let their guard down for a few moments - that glittering blue, it's just like that.

"You've gotta tell me what's goin' on. I can't help if I don't know. Don't pass out on me like that," Chuuya tells him with a scoff, but his concern is obvious. Ryuunosuke doesn't want to tell him. He doesn't want to repeat it. He's terrified that saying it out loud will give the universe more reason to make it true, and the panic starts to set in again. If he had any tears left to shed, he's sure his eyes would be flooded with them by now.

What is he supposed to do without his sister?

"Hey. Hey, you're okay," Chuuya tells him, his voice suddenly much softer than before. Ryuunosuke is having trouble breathing, now. He’s quite familiar with the feeling. He tries his best to consciously take normal breaths, but it isn’t working. Someone is screaming in his ear.

Chuuya scoots himself closer to him, the concern and confusion in his eyes only growing. Ryuunosuke brings his knees into his chest and Chuuya lays a hand on one, lowering his head a bit to force some eye contact from Ryuunosuke, but he won’t budge. His stomach churns and twists without much warning and he feels every muscle in his abdomen tense up. He’s so overwhelmed.

"You look like you're about to puke," Chuuya says just before Ryuunosuke brings a hand up to his mouth. He definitely is. Ryuunosuke can barely manage a nod, but Chuuya has already gone with his assumption and stands to fetch the trash bin by his desk, and much to Ryuunosuke’s horror, it’s an effort made too late, because he leans over to the left and chokes up stomach bile without a chance to hold it back, even for a few seconds.

His nausea always sneaks up on him like this, only ever giving him a few seconds to react. All he could manage was that first splatter. He hasn’t eaten a thing today, so he doesn’t have anything left to bring up, even though his stomach is still trying to twist everything out of itself.

It brings him back to reality, for better or for worse. He’s more focused on the fact that he’s just thrown up on the carpet of Chuuya’s office than the horrible memories that were taunting him just moments ago. His face feels hot and his hands are clammy. He wants nothing more than to go curl up and hide somewhere, but there isn’t even room to pretend right here.

He tries to breathe through it. In through his nose and out through his mouth, but all he can manage is a few sputtering coughs and some sharp breaths in. He brings his arms back up to his chest, subconsciously trying to make himself smaller.

“I’m sorry, I - ”

"Don't worry about it. I've seen people puke before. I don't care," Chuuya says, kneeling in front of him, now. Chuuya isn’t the type to lie about things like that, so Ryuunosuke feels a little better about it, but he still feels miserable. His head is swimming in every direction and his stomach hurts, the muscles are pressing up against his stomach and trying to force more out, and he dry heaves into his hand. He wants to lay down. “You’ve gotta breathe, you’re gonna pass out if you keep doing that. Listen to me, alright?”

Chuuya’s hand lands on Akutagawa’s shoulder, and his face is much closer than he expected it to be once he tilts his head up. Chuuya sucks in a breath and holds it for a few seconds, and Ryuunosuke realizes that he’s trying to get him to mirror that. He’s not sure if he can, or if he wants to, but Chuuya isn’t giving him other options.

He struggles the first few times. He’s worried he’s going to throw up again for a few moments there, when his breath shakes and he coughs, but the nausea slowly subsides, the closer he gets to a normal breathing pattern.

“Please don’t leave,” Ryuunosuke had begged her with the little energy he had. It was one of the coldest nights of the year, and Ryuunosuke was so sick he couldn’t move. Gin wanted to go look for food with two of the others in their group, but Ryuunosuke couldn’t bear the thought, in his fevered brain.

“I’m not going anywhere, Ryuu. Don’t worry, okay?”

He’s slowly losing control of his breaths again, and Chuuya reaches forward to squeeze his hand.

“Where are you right now?” Chuuya asks him sternly. Ryuunosuke’s met with those beautiful blue eyes of his again, and he’s pulled out of his memory with Gin.

“Your…your office,” Ryuunosuke manages. He almost forgot, he only remembers because of the vomit on the floor.

“Yeah, that’s right. And what’s today again? I can’t remember,” Chuuya says casually, but Ryuunosuke can still pick apart hints of tension in his voice. He hides it well.

“It’s…December twenty-seventh,” Ryuunosuke mumbles after taking in a deep breath. He shivers when met with the idea that he’ll have to leave the building soon. He really hates the cold.

“Right, right. You got any plans for the New Year?” Chuuya asks him gently. Ryuunosuke shakes his head, he can’t think that far ahead right now. “I’ve got this party I do with my subordinates every year at my place. Lots of drinking, though, I know that’s not really your thing.”

“Not particularly,” Ryuunosuke murmurs. His stomach twists at the thought of alcohol. His voice feels weak and heavy. Chuuya’s grip loosens on his hand and he reaches up to his forehead to lay the back side against it. He frowns, and slides his hand down to his cheek, checking with his palm this time. Ryuunosuke shrinks backward, but Chuuya doesn't care.

"You're warm. Feels like a fever," Chuuya sighs as he pulls his hand back. "How long you been sick for?"

He's always sick, he wants to say, but that's a notion that wouldn't help anyone in this situation. Ryuunosuke doesn't know when he stopped being sick the last time and this time started - he never feels well. But he won't tell Chuuya that. He just shrugs. He’s just glad he can finally breathe again.

"I'm hopin' you just worked yourself up and that's all it is," Chuuya says. "Can you tell me what happened? Did someone hurt you, Akutagawa?"

"My sister’s injured,” Ryuunosuke mumbles, lowering his chin. Chuuya sucks in a breath through his teeth. He must know that Ryuunosuke wouldn’t react like this if it wasn’t serious. He opens his mouth, almost looking like he wants to know what happened, but he stops.

“Do you want to go see her?” Chuuya asks.

“She’s being operated on,” Ryuunosuke says quietly. He needs to trust that they’ll take good care of her.

Chuuya nods. He pauses for a moment, but stands up and offers Ryuunosuke a hand. “You should lay down for a while, then. I have a couch in the other room.”

Ryuunosuke’s first inclination is to refuse that offer. He doesn’t have any right to accept help from Chuuya, not after he’s gone out of his way to help him, not after Ryuunosuke vomited on his floors. He’s embarrassed, but the idea of walking anywhere right now makes him want to pass out.

So Ryuunosuke extends a shaky hand out to Chuuya, and he lifts him from the floor completely effortlessly. Chuuya takes that opportunity to lead him to the adjacent room, not once letting go of his hand.

Ryuunosuke feels his brain spin inside his skull once they walk through the doorway, and he nearly faints as soon as they make it to the couch, but Chuuya doesn’t let it happen. He uses his ability to gently lay him down on the couch, kneeling down with him once his body relaxes. His fingers slide from their grip on Ryuunosuke’s and he lays his hand on Ryuunosuke’s cheek once again with a disapproving sigh, confirming it must in fact be a fever.

Ryuunosuke lays his hand over Chuuya’s, wishing he would keep it there. Chuuya’s hands are usually warm, but right now, they’re just what his fevered skin needs for some relief. A weak, pained groan escapes his throat. He’s lost all of his energy.

“I’ll call Hirotsu and ask him to let me know when she can be seen. Rest 'til then, ‘kay?” Chuuya says gently. "She'll be okay. She's survived this far,"

Ryuunosuke lets his eyes fall shut. He trusts Chuuya. Chuuya wouldn’t lie to him.

…

Two days later, Gin is stable enough to have visitors, and Ryuunosuke’s fever finally breaks.

Ryuunosuke doesn’t remember much past falling asleep on Chuuya’s couch. Chuuya told him he had to bring him to the infirmary at some point because he had become unresponsive, but Ryuunosuke remembers his presence the whole time.

He still has a bit of a temperature, and Chuuya told him to keep the cooling patch on his forehead for a while, but he peels it off before he goes to see Gin. He doesn’t want her to worry about him.

He parts the curtains where the nurses lead him, and the shattered pieces of his heart start to dig and twist into nearby organs. He’s never seen her like this before. She’s surrounded by equipment, lines, and tubing - oxygen, a fluid line, things Ryuunosuke has gotten very familiar with over the years - and things to keep her vitals well monitored. Ryuunosuke hates seeing these things on his sister.

When his eyes finally get the courage to look at her face, the warmth in her smile is enough to release all of the tension in his body. 

"Hi," she says quietly, almost like a squeak. He can tell she hasn’t used her voice in a while.

Ryuunosuke can only let himself cry in front of her.

[chuuyanakaahara]

something something tachigin for your tachigin needs

they exclusively sleep at hotels or tachiharas place because gins place has ryuunosuke and THAT is gonna be a no from tachihara (and his need to stay alive)

they slept together long before they ever dated

tachihara fell first, gin fell harder

hirotsu Knows and will not tell anyone about it but wow do gin and tachi think they're sneaky

they both drink black coffee and on the one occasion either spoke to the other before proper awareness, there were some death threats in the form of knives and guns.

tachiharas version of a promise ring / "I'll always be here" type gift was a dagger with an amber jewel (like his eyes) embedded into the hilt with an engraving that reads "till death do us part" and he SAYS its in a work partner way

tachihara visited her the night before the events of the reveal happened. told her he loved her. acted like all was normal.

she was so fucking betrayed. she didn't forgive him when he ultimately chose the mafia. every time he walked into the same room as her, she'd throw something dangerous at him.

they've never had a screaming match - gin goes radio silent.

ultimately, she forgave him after a good year or two because he was able to reconcile with everyone else; she cares little for organizational loyalty, but her own loyalty is always to people.

it makes it easier to justify in her mind, and seeing him reconcile with yosano gives her that push, gives her the push that she needs to think it's even okay to talk to him again.

it's a slow build from there, and they aren't really the same, but they are, and it shows; stupid games and stupider bets until gin falls first and tachihara falls hardee.

[zukkaoru]

okay okay okay how about... (imma give some options)

lucy & akutagawa + "here's the thing about a barbecue..."

kenji & elise + "you don't need the sun to keep you warm when you've got arms"

kajii & tachihara + "come on, get dressed, you're my date to the meeting tonight!"

john & nathaniel + "i am only one man's guy, and that man i jesus christ"

naomi & kunikida + "i get it, you're angry! believe me, i know what it's like, but you're making a mistake!"

nokilao & jun'ichirou + "all the best people are crazy"

hello beloved <3 i offer you: all of them <3

“Here’s the thing about a barbeque,” Lucy starts, and that’s really all it takes for Ryuunosuke to regret agreeing to come to the Agency’s celebratory cook out for defeating whatever evil they were up against this time. “It brings folks together. From all walks of life.” “What does that even mean?” Ryuunosuke grumbles. Lucy scoffs, crossing her arms. “It means that the good vibes of a nice barbeque are the only reason I haven’t trapped you in Anne’s Room yet.” “I would slice off your arms before you could manage such a feat,” Ryuunosuke assures her. “I don’t even need my arms for that!” Rashoumon rises out of Ryuunosuke’s coat, slowly, just for the threat. Unfortunately, Kenji chooses that moment exactly to plop himself down between Ryuunosuke and Lucy, and Rashoumon retracts on instinct. “We had barbeques all the time back in Ihatov! And you’re right, Lucy-san—they’re really something special.”

send me a sentence + a ship (romantic or platonic) and i'll write the next five(ish) sentences (the rest of these ones are under the cut)

-

“You don’t need the sun to keep you warm when you’ve got arms,” Kenji says. “My mom told me that once, when there was a really bad blizzard back in Ihatov. We don’t have electricity there, so we had to rely on other things like blankets and [fireplaces] and sharing body heat. But I think maybe it can apply to your situation too.”

Elise looks up at him through watery eyes. “I’m not locked inside,” she argues. “I can go out into the sun whenever I want.”

Kenji laughs, but it’s not a mean sound. “I don’t mean the real sun. I mean metaphorically. The sun in your heart. Just ‘cause you’re not made like the rest of us doesn’t mean you can’t still feel the warmth of friendship!” From his pocket, he procures a wildflower and tucks it behind Elise’s ear. Somehow, it feels like one of the most genuine displays of kindness Elise has ever been subject to.

Maybe because she knows Kenji’s actions aren’t born of fear or obligation. He isn’t part of the mafia; he doesn’t have to be nice to her.

But he is. Like he wants to be Elise’s friend.

-

“Come on,” Michizou says, grabbing Kajii’s arm and dragging him up from where he’d previously been lounging on the couch. “Get dressed, you’re my date to the meeting tonight.”

“Why?” Kajii grumbles. He reaches for his bottle of lemon soda, but Michizou continues dragging him towards the door before he can grab it. “I don’t go on these sorts of missions; it’s not in my job description!”

“Yeah, well, Gin got assigned something more important last minute, and no one else is available. So I’m stuck with you.”

Kajii pouts.

Michizou rolls his eyes. “The Boss said there’s going to be free refreshments. Including lemonade.”

Immediately, Kajii’s entire demeanor changes. His face lights up, and Michizou no longer has to drag him around because he picks up the pace until he’s moving faster than Michizou. “Well, you should have started with that! Give me five minutes and I’ll be set to go!”

-

“I am only one man’s guy,” Nathaniel growls, “and that man is Jesus Christ.” He pushes past John, who drops the flirtatious expression from his face. It had been a dare from Mark anyway, and he’s just going to count the fact that Nathaniel didn’t immediately stab him as a win.

Still, John has always liked to make a game of pressing his luck.

“Weird,” he comments, tapping his chin with one finger. “I mean, I knew Dostoyevsky had a Jesus kinnie thing going on, but I thought we all understood he’s not actually the Son of God.”

Nathaniel doesn’t respond; he simply slams the door shut behind him.

-

“I get it!” Kunikida calls out, raising his voice over the roar of the wind. “You’re angry—believe me, I know what it’s like. But you’re making a mistake!”

“He hurt my brother!” Naomi shouts back. She has the ability user pinned to the ground, one foot on his chest, as she aims a gun at his head. “You could never understand that. You don’t know the fear of losing your sibling!” There is a dangerous fire in her voice—one Kunikida knows he shouldn’t argue against.

He isn’t sure he has an argument anyways. She’s right; he doesn’t have a sibling, and so he’ll never truly know what it’s like. But what he does know is—

“You may be right. But listen to me, Naomi-chan. When your anger disappears—when the adrenaline rush ends and all that rage dissipates… Do you want to be left with grief and regret, or do you want to be left with relief?”

-

“All the best people are crazy!” Nikolai laughs as he says it, twirling his cane around in his hands. There’s a dangerous gleam in his eyes that should make Jun’ichirou run, as far and as fast as he can. But…

“Are you insinuating I’m crazy too?”

“Well,” Nikolai’s smile stretches wider, showing off sharp teeth, “you did seek out my assistance, did you not? To go so far, to put your faith in someone who helped frame you as a terrorist and attempted to kill your coworker and friend, all for the sake of someone who might not even be alive? Tell me, Tanizaki-kun, does that not sound a little crazy to you?”

It does, when Nikolai puts it like that. Jun’ichirou can’t deny it.

“Fine,” he agrees. “Maybe I am crazy, I don’t care. I’ll do whatever it takes to get my sister back.”

Nikolai cackles gleefully. “I was hoping you’d say that!”

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

The PM is in shamble, many high ranking member of the PM all three executive even the one in the basement who had exceptionally left it for an executive meeting, the port mafia's mad dog akutagawa ryuunosuke, hirotsu ryuuro and the boss we're all affected by an unknown ability.

They are all in a deep slumber, nothing can wake them up and even if mean if they run themself ragged trying to find the ability user they're no trace.

No one found caught them on camera or see them, no one in their spy network could give them informations about them , tachihara who was healed by yosano after that Mori proposed to renege in their transfer deal if the agency agreed to heal port mafia's members and owe them a favor tried to get help from his contact in the government and the hunting dog but it was uselesss.

They had to protect their wounded members while making sure that no word get out of the mafia being vulnerable and make in sort so that they aren't suspicious.

Higuchi, gin and tachihara work hard to search the culprit and protect the mafia while kaji try to find a cure but time is running out and the more time pass , the more they risk to lose them.

So they had to ask the help of the agency and the government, dazai couldn't nullify it by touching them .

Atsushi and kyouka while having complicated feelings about akutagawa and kouyou we're worried for them with both of them noticing that something was amiss when atsushi didn't run into akutagawa and kyouka didn't get any news from kouyou and she also worried about Verlaine.

It was hard for yosano who wasn't thrilled to say the least about saving mori and helping the mafia, neither her or kunikuda liked helping the mafia but saving lives was more important to them that they're personal feeling as for dazai he acted like he didn't care to the point that fter too many remark tachihara or higuchi punched him but he overworked himself which made even kunikuda worried.

Because he didn't like to see someone as vibrant as chuuya be so still and liveless it don't suit him at all.

But even with the help of the agency they couldn't find the answer even ranpo was stumped they have no clue, which frustated him he took it hard that he couldn't resolve it.

But in the end they found the culprit and to the shock and surprise of everyone especially higuchi, she was the culprit , her ability child's play who place the victim in deep slumber when they have to revive their childhood trauma again and again till that learned to grow up and to accept that they can't change their fate activated without her knowledge which she took hard.

She was even ready to leave the port mafia and take responsability but was stopped and reassured.

[re1nasanimeobsession]

Death defying organizations

17:23

Don’tTrySuicide Added GravityDefyingGod, WereSushi, EmoLongCoat and 13 others

DrFrostMaths: Dazai what the hell is this? Why would you add the port mafia members here?

Don’tTrySuicide: Well Kunikida this is a group chat with the ADA and the port mafia!

DocWine: I would say that this is a bad idea but this will be absolutely hilarious

DrFrostMaths: Hm, I don’t think that this is a good idea, Dazai.

DrFrostMaths: Also what the hell is with the usernames Dazai?!?

Don’tTrySuicide: You worry too much Kunikida plus usernames are fun!

ResponsibleOne2: Dazai, How did you even get all our numbers?

Don’tTrySuicide: I have my ways to find that out Hitrotsu!

EmoLongCoat: I swear to god if my username has something to do with being emo then I will kill all of you.

EmoLongCoat: God fucking damnit.

StabbyStab: LOL

WereSushi: I don’t think that this group chat is that bad of an idea

EmoLongCoat: Why are you here Weretiger??

WereSushi: I don’t know, Maybe it's because it's a ADA and Port mafia group chat Akutagawa??

StabbyStab: he got you there Ryuu

EmoLongCoat: Gin, you supposed to be on my side!

StabbyStab: whoops

ProtectorOfCows: Hello everyone!! I hope we can all get along!!

TofuKnife: Hi Kenji!!

DocWine: I think that it would be a good idea for us all to say what our names are as the usernames are quite confusing

DocWine: I’ll go first, I’m Akiko Yosano, ADA

ResponsibleOne1: Kouyou Ozaki, Port mafia.

DontTrySuicide: i’m dazai obviously!

ProtectorOfCows: I’m Kenji!! Nice to meet you all!

ExplosiveLemons: KAJII!

DrFrostMaths: Doppo Kunikida, ADA.

Don’tTrySuicide: no need to be so formal kunikida!

EmoLongCoat: Ryuunosuke Akutagawa.

WereSushi: Atsushi, ADA!

EmoLongCoat: Ugh.

WereSushi: Shut up Akutagawa.

PewwyPew: I’m Higuchi!

StabbyStab: Gin.

ResponsibleOne2: I’m Ryuurou Hirotsu, One of the only responsible people in the port mafia.

GravityDefyingGod: Heh, That definitely is true!

GravityDefyingGod:...

GravityDefyingGod: Dazai.

Don’tTrySuicide!: Aww, do you not like your username chibi?

ResponsibleOne1: Dazai please shut up before I make you.

GravityDefyingGod: Shut the fuck up you shitty mackerel!

Don’tTrySuicide: at least i’m not a chibified hat-rack!

ProtectorOfCows: Does anyone know what’s going on? I don't think it's a good idea to be fighting!

EmoLongCoat: This might have something to do with the username, I don’t really know what’s going on either though.

GingerBandaid: Lets just continue introducing ourselves, their probably fighting in their Dms now lmao

GingerBandaid: Oh i’m Tachihara by the way!

GingerBandaid: And @GravityDefyingGod was Chuuya if you couldn’t already tell

HeKnowsAll: Well that was definitely amusing, I’m Ranpo the worlds greatest detective!!

IllusionSnow: I’m Junichirou Tanizaki from the ADA

TofuKnife: i’m Kyouka.

StabbyStab: Okay i think we’ve all introduced ourselves now

TeacherMum: @Don’tTrySuicide Please stop giving all your paperwork to Atsushi, You need to do your own work.

Don’tTrySuicide: But Kunikidaaa thats so boringgg!!

ResponsibleOne2: I’m not even surprised that Dazai is still not doing his own paperwork.

TeacherMum: He was like that in the Port Mafia as well?

ResponsibleOne2: Of course he was, In all my years of working with him I never saw him do his paperwork a single time.

ResponsibleOne1: He would just pile all of his paperwork on Chuuya and Akutagawa even though they already had enough paperwork of their own to get on with.

Don’tTrySuicide: Heyy noww there is no need to call me out like that!

TeacherMum: Just get on with your work Dazai and stop making people do it for you!

Don’tTrySuicide: I’d rather not :)

TeacherMum: DAZAI.

23:59

Don’tTrySuicide: @EmoLongCoat @WereSushi @GravityDefyingGod Do you three want to play Minecraft???

Don’tTrySuicide: I know you three are the only ones still awake!

WereSushi: Sure that sounds like fun even if we are supposed to be sleeping!

EmoLongCoat: I guess so as Dazai is telling me to do so, even if it's not ideal to be playing a game with the were-tiger.

WereSushi: Hey I'm also putting up with you as well!

GravityDefyingGod: I guess so, I have nothing better to do right now

EmoLongCoat: Well sleep is something better to do

WereSushi: Have you played this game before Chuuya?

GravityDefyingGod: Me and Dazai used to play minecraft whenever we had free time a while back, Dazai was such a nuisance while playing

Don’tTrySuicide: You were always so bad at the game Chuuya!

Don’tTrySuicide: You had the worst luck with the game, everything would go wrong whenever you were nearby

GravityDefyingGod: Hey! I wasn’t that bad at the game, the game just hated me!

Don’tTrySuicide: Yeah yeah, Stop making excuses Chuuya!!

WereSushi: @EmoLongCoat what the hell have we agreed to..?

EmoLongCoat: This will definitely be an experience..?

Don’tTrySuicide: are you guys going to get into the game or what??

GravityDefyingGod: I’m just loading in! Be patient Dazai!

Don’tTrySuicide: says the Chibi, You are like the most impatient person i know!

GravityDefyingGod: OI, I’M NOT IMPATIENT

Don’tTrySuicide: suree you aren’tt

WereSushi: Can you two stop fighting for just a minute!

GravityDefyingGod: Fine, But anyway are you and Akutagawa almost loaded in yet?

EmoLongCoat: I’ve Just loaded in.

WereSushi: Same here!

Don’tTrySuicide: you two seem to be getting on well~

EmoLongCoat: As if i would even get along with the weretiger!

WereSushi: What?? I would never get along well with him, Dazai!

Don’tTrySuicide: sure sure~

WereSushi: Do we have a plan for what we’re going to do?

Don’tTrySuicide: We obviously need to build a small base first so we should gather some materials!

WereSushi: That’s a relatively good idea, dazai

EmoLongCoat: While you two do that i’m going to gather food.

GravityDefyingGod: Well i’m jut going to go to the mines!

Don’tTrySuicide: JUT

WereSushi: JUT

EmoLongCoat: JUT

GravityDefyingGod: SHUT UP

GravityDefyingGod: If i find any good ores then i’m not giving any to you three!

Don’tTrySuicide: i’ll just steal it from your chest then!!

EmoLongCoat: I’ve found a herd of cows so i’ll be getting lots of food from this

WereSushi: That’s good, I’ve gotten around a stack of wood so i thibnk i can start building a house

WereSushi: Oh akutagawa, can you start getting 12 pieces of wool so we can sleep?

EmoLongCoat: Thibnk

EmoLongCoat: I guess i can get that for us since its important

Don’tTrySuicide fell from a high place

EmoLongCoat: Dazai?!?

WereSushi: How did you manage that??

WereSushi: We left you alone for like 2 minutes??

GravityDefyingGod: Wow the mackerel has already died

GravityDefyingGod: At this point i’m not even surprised

Don’tTrySuicide: THERE WAS A RAVINE.

Don’tTrySuicide: I DIDN’T SEE IT

WereSushi: That makes sense i guess?

WereSushi: Can you please try to actually help us

Don’tTrySuicide: Maybee

WereSushi: Well i’m starting to get the house built, Chuuya how are your mining adventures going?

GravityDefyingGod: I’m making my way down to below level 14 and i’ve got quite a bit of iron and other materials (which dazai will not be allowed to have)

Don’tTrySuicide: such a mean chibi!

Don’tTrySuicide: i could just steal them from your chest!!

GravityDefyingGod: Not if i kill you before you can!

GravityDefyingGod: People who aren’t contributing to the team shouldn’t get the shared resources!

Don’tTrySuicide: Such big words for such a tiny chibi!

GravityDefyingGod: SHUT UP DAZAI.

Don’tTrySuicide: oh?? is the hat-rack mad :)

Don’tTrySuicide: did your hat finally eat your brain

EmoLongCoat: Dazai just stop it, can you just contribute to this game

WereSushi: We all need to contribute to this dazai

Don’tTrySuicide: NOPE

GravityDefyingGod: Ughh, you never do any work in minecraft dazai

WereSushi: Akutagawa, how is your search for food and wool going?

EmoLongCoat: Oh i’ve gotten a stack of chicken, Two stacks of beef and two and a half stacks of mutton

EmoLongCoat: I have gotten more than enough wool as well

WereSushi: Wow thats actually really good!

WereSushi: I’ve just gotten done the first part of the base so that its safe enough for night

EmoLongCoat: I’ll head over to the base to put the food and wool in some chests

EmoLongCoat: Afterwards then i’ll join Chuuya in the mines

GravityDefyingGod: You can find your way to where i am by following the torches, i’ll wait where i am for you

EmoLongCoat: Okay i’m just heading there now

05:57

WereSushi: Does anyone else think that dazai has been strangely quiet, he’s barely been speaking in the group chat and none of us have seen him…

GravityDefyingGod: Oh that is not good

WereSushi: Uh, why is my game lagging so much?

WereSushi: Uhh i think i can see something lagging over the hill..?

Don’tTrySuicide: HELLO GUYS :>

WereSushi: WHAT THE FUCK

EmoLongCoat: what's going on, my game is lagging even tho I'm all the way in the cave

WereSushi: WHY DAZAI.

WereSushi: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY COWS??

GravityDefyingGod: did Dazai appear over the hill with cows again..?

WereSushi: AGAIN??

GravityDefyingGod: yeah he has done that multiple times before, it always crashes the game

Don'tTrySuicide: you said you wanted food, I've brought food >:)

WereSushi left the game

EmoLongCoat: Did the lagging kick him out of the game..?

GravityDefyingGod: Probably, that's what's usually happens

Don'tTrySuicide: oh no

Don'tTrySuicide: the game is lagging so much that It might explode

GravityDefyingGod: the consequences of your own actions

Don'tTrySuicide has left the game

EmoLongCoat: Anddd he's gone

EmoLongCoat: wait

EmoLongCoat: Don't we have work today, it's like 6 in the morning and we haven't slept

EmoLongCoat: and all the evidence of us not sleeping is in the group chat

GravityDefyingGod: I'm so glad that Mori isn't in the group chat, if he was then he would be absolutely fuming

GravityDefyingGod: we probably should have made a different group chat for playing Minecraft..

EmoLongCoat: well we should probably get to work before the others notice..

GravityDefyingGod: I’d rather not be lectured by Ane-san and Hirotsu again…

7:32

ResponsibleOne1: You guys really need to get a better sleep schedule…

DocWine: What the hell happened last night..?

ResponsibleOne2: This has happened way too many times…

DrFrostMaths: Dazai, Atsushi you two better be at work today.

HeKnowsAll: I highly doubt that they'll be here on time

HeKnowsAll: They had one hell of a night

ResponsibleOne1: I’m quite surprised that both Chuuya and Akutagawa turned up to work after staying awake all night.

IllusionSnow: That is definitely some serious dedication to be able to turn up to work after that

15:41

DrFrostMaths: @Don'tTrySuicide @WereSushi Where the hell are you two?

DrFrostMaths: I’m guessing you both are still asleep then.

DrFrostMaths: Why do I even bother with you two…

[kyouka-supremacy]

Ryu for the ask game?

Omg thank you all for asking this character I totally didn't specifically ask to be asked about and who I love a perfectly normal amount giggles and twirls hair

Favorite thing about them: He really strives to be good. Good at something, anything, but just good. He constantly fights against his own narrative and I find it very admirable. He was doomed from the start to fail and I feel like he knows that, and I don't know how he finds the strength to keep trying anyway but he does and it's really neat. Maybe his skull really is too thick to listen to the words of a predetermined fate. Just the whole thing about being the tragic character of all time is very compelling to me. Also, his inherently meaningless seeking a validation to live he shares with Atsushi makes me like him for reasons similar to Atsushi.

Least favorite thing about them: MMMHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Like I really like his flaws, I'm happy he has them, I wouldn't like him the same if he didn't? But at least I can safely say it's someone I wouldn't like to deal with irl lol.

Favorite line:

<3

brOTP: GIN AND RYUUNOSUKE!!!!! They make me go insane. Holding hands while working in the darkness fr. Being lonely together. Someone who's seen you at your worst FOR REAL but still hasn't abandoned you for some unfathomable reason. I don't know what goes through your mind but I see your eyes and they're the same as mine. Also mmmmhhhh sskk. Chuuaku. Kyouka and Akutagawa though I'm not sure that can count as brotp. Lucy and Akutagawa.

OTP: Sskk is like, pretty cool if you ask me <3 Imagine a fully rotten individual who was never meant for anything but killing and making people suffer since they were born, loving someone. Imagine the “I will kill you” being replaced by “I will love you”. But also imagine being so deeply interlaced with another person, your existence just can't escape the other. Destined to be together and destined to fall apart at the same time. I'll never be able to move forward until I've denied your very being but if you die my existence will stop having a meaning. Don't tell me what to do. I will follow you to the end of the world. I will kill you. I will die for you. I just think them <333 Chuuaku too, have already spent countless words on them but. Finally a ship that's real and relatable. Finally something that doesn't feel ethereal and idealized and distant and untouchable, but real and stained and messy and human. What if I didn't understand you but I wanted to. What if we walked together home. They're neat <333 Other Akutagawa ships I vibe with would be Akutagawa × Beast Atsushi, Akutagawa × Tachihara, Akutagawa × Kajii, akuatsulucy...

nOTP: 🤨🤔🧐

Random headcanon: I think he's numb to pain. And I don't mean it in the “oh no he suffered so much he's used to it at this point :((( ” pitying way, I mean it in the “he's felt such very strong spikes of pain in multiple occasions, his pain detectors just gave out” way. The “he won't notice a wound because he just can't feel it” way.

Unpopular opinion: In the last period, it's been bugging me a little how Akutagawa and Dazai's relationship is portrayed in fancontent. It's just always so black and white, while actually I feel like there's so much nuisance to it that just gets lost in fandom. Yes, the way Dazai treated Akutagawa was horrible and inhuman. Yes, to an extent Dazai thought highly of Akutagawa's abilities and cared for him. Yes, Akutagawa was victim of Dazai's heavy abuse. No, Akutagawa isn't entirely subject to Dazai, he explicitly gave his consent to an hard training (which, I reiterate, doesn't justify it at all; but does give more nuisance to the whole situation) and did oppose him in multiple occasions. I just think sometimes Akutagawa is framed as this helpless damsel in distress and Dazai as this inhuman monster whereas their relationship is indeed unhealthy, but still so much more complex than that. And just, really, I feel like portraying Akutagawa so helpless in Dazai's hands makes him a disservice? Even though in canon he said to be willing to kill Dazai on multiple occasions, has punched him more than once, has told straight “no”s to his face. I just think... People tend to make Akutagawa a lot less aware than he actually is. Here, there it is, that's what really troubles me. Akutagawa does know Dazai hurt him. He does know Dazai's treatment of him was cruel, and unfair. He is aware of what Dazai did to him. That just can't stop him from seeking his approval, even against his will. But to think that Akutagawa is blind to everything Dazai did to him does him a disservice, because he really is not that stupid or with completely null self-awareness. The fact that he tends to run after Dazai despite knowing how much he's hurt him is just further proof of how complex and human-like Akutagawa's psyche is. Also, he does NOT like reading. All my homies hate booknerd Akutagawa.

Song i associate with them: Well, I associate with him songs I definitely shouldn't associate with him alcfjyalfiygaslfiya. One song I always listen to that infallibly makes me think of Akutagawa although it really DOES NOT fit Akutagawa is Patchwork Staccato by toa, with its delicious sewing symbolism and words of toxic codependent relationships and the line you, I'd really rather you just stop existing I just can't help but link to him. Or Vampire by DECO*27, which. self-explanatory. but really shouldn't be associated with Akutagawa. On the side of songs that do fit Akutagawa, Tokyo Teddy Bear (AKUTAGAWA SEWING SYMBOLISM MY ULTIMATE BELOVED) and Lost One's Weeping (“Who stained that heart black? Who was it? Who was it!?” “Can you untie the rope around his neck? Can we keep going like this? What're you gonna do? I don't care anymore!” “But why does this lump in our hearts // Say we want to disappear? Say we want to die?” “Can you remember the dreams of your childhood? Who threw those dreams in a ditch? Who was it!? You know who it was! When are you going to grow up!? What is a grown-up anyway? Who has the answers? What're you gonna do? I don't care anymore!”) and basically everything from Neru. And Rolling Girl by wowaka, obviously.

Favorite picture of them:

Favourite panel from the manga: The one above LMAO. I. Really like that scene and think it's the most beautiful climax Akutagawa's character arc could have ever had. Here's my second favourite though:

Favourite illustration: There's a lot of beautiful ones...

Favourite illustration in the anime art style:

BUT ALSO this please don't make me choose. And various anime screencaps. I feel like I'm cheating but maybe it's unethical to ask from me to pick a favourite Akutagawa picture in the first place.

Favourite Mayoi card:

Send me a character?

[sskk-ao3feed]

A Trip to the City of Abilities

by Drachiron

After Atsushi and Akutagawa left UA, and the Legaue has been arrested, things have been calming down for the hero students. But like always, they're unable to have a normal school year without something happening, which is made apparent when Aizawa announces the fact they'll be going on a field trip to Yokoahama under the guidance of the Armed Detective Agency and Hunting Dogs

 “Wait, you mean her threats of dismembering us are genuine?” Kaminari asked.

Atsushi simply gave him a soft smile as he said “I’m sure Teruko won’t do it as long as you don’t give her any reason to!”

“YOU’RE NOT DENYING IT-” Sero yelled.

Words: 4496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A hero, a detective and a mafioso walks into a bar

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Other

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Shinsou Hitoshi, Monoma Neito, Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs), Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ookura Teruko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Eri (My Hero Academia)

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Monoma Neito & Shinsou Hitoshi, Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs) & Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Minor Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku is a Todoroki, Alternate Universe - Dazai Osamu Remains with the Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48694423

[reii-naa]

(late) christmas special , fluff , not all characters

osamu dazai - !

he would take this moment to make this day joyful for you. no suicide jokes, it’s just all fun things. and once the clock strikes 12 am, he will show you the most beautiful view of yokohama city at night accompanied with the fireworks. as expected of dazai, he would flirt with you throughout the whole day, wanting to see you all flustered.

his gift to you? none. he just wants to spend time with you.

ranpo edogawa - !

left and right, you both are eating different sweets of christmas theme. he does lessen the quantities he’s consuming in case of toothache and stomach ache. with his ability, he is able to tell what gift you wanted for christmas, and prepared months before.

doppo kunikida - !

most of the time, he stays home with you, enjoying your sweet company with him as he enjoys the christmas holiday. during night time, he would wake you up before the fireworks lit up at 12 am.

the thought hard on his gift, which was a fountain pen, a matching jewelry, and a book about something you love.

yukichi fukuzawa - !

the head of the agency would enjoy your company in peace while drinking his usual tea. for once, he's taking a break with you by his side. once you wake up, he kisses your face to show the love that he wanted to give during the days he was busy. his gift? a stray cat he wanted to adopt.

akiko yosano - !

both of you will spend time shopping and hanging out at the mall. after all, this is a special day. she does make sure both of you don't get sick during your special outing. at 12 am, once you both are watching the fireworks lit up, yosano opens her gift to you: red wine for the special night. both of you raised your glasses, and shared a kiss

michizo tachihara - !

this was the day he gets to enjoy his time with you, forget about his job as a mafioso and a hunting dog. he just wants to be a loving partner for the holidays and spend time with you. with his hard earned money, he would gift you the most precious jewelry you could ever set your eyes on, as well as something that you would like.

ryuunosuke akutagawa & gin akutagawa - !

these two siblings don't have that much good memories for christmas, but try to make it memorable for both of them. they didn't prepare a gift, but they loved the quality time they had with both of you.

gin was really expressive with her affection while ryuunosuke didn't know how and was hesitating while celebrating with you. after all, it was odd for him, but it wasn't a bad thing for him.

chuuya nakahara - !

all stress is gone once he's with you. dazai is out of the window, the bandage man is not ruining the mood between you both. during the night at 12am, he would dance with you, twirling you around and dipping you with a smile. of course, can't forget the red wine! just make sure he doesn't pass out outside of your home.

saigiku jouno - !

he has no gift as expected for someone like him (he's blind), but he appreciates the time he spends with you. your presence calms him, relaxes his from his co-workers. he does wish he could see how you smile. before cuddling with you, he would wear earplugs to muffle out the fireworks at 12am. (no avail)

tetcho suehiro - !

this man would cuddle you almost all of the time, hugging you from behind. he helps around to make sure that there are no disturbances while celebrating this christmas season. he has no gift, but he would litter your face with kisses while cuddling with you. he would lift you up on his shoulders, that way you have higher view of the fireworks at 12 midnight.

ango sakaguchi - !

this man is almost tired the whole day, and doesn't wanna go out. he feels guilty that he's tired during the christmas season, but work has exhausted him too much to the point he doesn't wanna see the fireworks at 12am. his gift was small, but unexpected to him, it was something you longed for some time. all he wants to do is cuddle with his partner and rest during the christmas season

mizuki tsujimura - !

she will turn into a child, hopping and jumping around, patiently waiting for 12am to open the gifts. she wouldn't stop giggling as she kisses your face. she wants to forget about work for a few days and be by your side. gift her something spy related, she'll be the happiest, hugging you tightly. this is the only time she gets to be childish and vulnerable after all.

yukito ayatsuji - !

and for the homicide detective, he doesn't celebrate any holiday and just stays inside his office. though, seeing you wanting to celebrate the holiday with him, he gifts you a handmade doll, a miniature version of yourself that he carved for a few nights. he doesn't go out to watch the fireworks and stays inside his office the entire time. at the end of the day, both of you sleep together, enjoying each others company even if it's not too much activity involved.

[ao3feed-tododeku]

A Trip to the City of Abilities

A Trip to the City of Abilities by Drachiron

After Atsushi and Akutagawa left UA, and the Legaue has been arrested, things have been calming down for the hero students. But like always, they're unable to have a normal school year without something happening, which is made apparent when Aizawa announces the fact they'll be going on a field trip to Yokoahama under the guidance of the Armed Detective Agency and Hunting Dogs

“Wait, you mean her threats of dismembering us are genuine?” Kaminari asked.

Atsushi simply gave him a soft smile as he said “I'm sure Teruko won't do it as long as you don't give her any reason to!”

“YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT-” Sero yelled.

Words: 4496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of A hero, a detective and a mafioso walks into a bar

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Other

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Shinsou Hitoshi, Monoma Neito, Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs), Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ookura Teruko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tachihara Michizou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Class 1-A, Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia Ensembles (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Eri

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Monoma Neito & Shinsou Hitoshi, Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs) & Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Minor Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Hunting Dogs as Family (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku is a Todoroki, Alternate Universe - Dazai Osamu Remains with the Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48694423

[kunikinnie]

a/n: something that has been on my mind for some time (jk I just got stuck in a writing rut HAHAhuhu) lowkey wanted to make an NSFW version but nahh

swapping bodies with their s/o

featuring: Ranpo, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Ango x GN!Reader

Edogawa Ranpo

He’s extremely amused. It’s not even a problem nor inconvenience for him

He’ll definitely go around and show everyone (of course Fukuzawa being the first) that he’s in your body

Don’t worry about him overstepping boundaries, though. He respects and follows those (and of course you do the same to his body)

But if that includes limiting sweets and junk food, then he miiight not follow it. Cue endless whining

He’s also trying to use your ability if you have one. The curiosity and lifelong dream to become an ability user MUST be satisfied. He doesn’t care if it’s dangerous! Just once won’t hurt. Besides, he knows what to do and not to do to avoid anything too terrible

I think he’ll take his time trying to get you two back to normal… at least until he gets bored. Once the excitement is gone and the reality of being stuck in someone else’s (especially the opposite sex’s) body sets in, then he’ll take action

Kunikida Doppo

The panic and denial he goes through within the first couple of hours is the same level if he were stuck with Dazai in a locked room for an entire month

His ideals and his world are literally shaking so much they’re about to crumble. His only coping mechanism is burying himself in work

You literally need to pull him away from work or else your body might go kaput

He’s the most nervous and uncomfortable out of all those listed here. The respect he has for you is enormous which makes it much more embarrassing for him to do anything with your body at all. His cheeks (and sometimes the entire face) will constantly be red

(He also lowkey doesn’t trust you with his own body no matter how much he loves you because the chance you’ll stray from whatever routine/ideal he set for himself is close to a hundred percent)

Aside from your safety, his priority is getting you two switched back as soon as possible. This isn’t fun at all, and even if it were it would be much more productive for the both of you to work in your respective bodies

But once you finally get him to relax, he’ll try out some things he can’t do with his own body. Unfortunately that doesn’t include being able to squash an annoying giant insect who wouldn’t stop teasing him

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

He doesn’t know if he’s annoyed, terrified, just utterly shocked, or all of the above

It’s not that he thinks you’re weak (whether or not you’re a fighter/ability user). He’s just not used to not having Rashoumon at his disposal that he feels so vulnerable. Adapting to using your skills will take too much time

What he’s the most frustrated about is that he can’t protect you if something happens. He’ll constantly ask if you can handle yourself (and if you can use Rashoumon to some extent) and will make sure neither of you get into any sticky situation while you try to find the ability user who did this to you

The eternal migraine surfaces when Tachihara and Higuchi find out and tease/annoy the heck out of either of you. Why do these half-brains find entertainment in your struggle?

One thing he didn’t expect was having to deal with people who were flirting with “you.” How often do you go through this? After glaring at them without a single word, he makes a mental note to do a little something for you later. No he’s not insecure or mildly jealous at all what makes you think that?

Sakaguchi Ango

Can his week get any worse?

He’s quite aware of how much abuse his body goes through because of the workload, and even if he could still maintain it in your body he’d hate to do so. Cue struggle between trying to relax for your sake and working himself to the bone to get you two back to normal

You (or even one of his superiors) might have to force him to take a few days off to focus on this issue.

Like Kunikida he’s extremely uncomfortable about being in your body. It’s easier to get him to relax though, at least

If there’s one good thing he can get from this is perhaps a little ‘espionage’ work (aka pretending to be you to get information) whether for official stuff or perhaps even to some extent personal affairs. (He’ll ask for your consent first, ofc)

He’s thankful you’re taking good care of his body (perhaps better than he ever would) and just the amount of time he’s spent stuck to your side. For all its inconveniences, the situation has its own blessings as well. He won’t tell you any of that though ehe