#It was my fault

[daggerhobbit]

Somehow my mother knows just how to make me feel guilty for something that I have just been starting to accept was not my fault.

[imightstealyourkneecaps]

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[selcouthangel]

Not a single book prepare me for cuddles on the couch and first kisses ... Yes, I failed. Mostly in the kiss...girl, it's not a natural thing, it's DIFFICULT!!! You better know how to suck a lollipop, take notes!. It's not easy!

[assiraphales]

to this day I’m still haunted by the oscar the grouch x darth vader mini fanfic written on one of my posts and the subsequent question “does that mean vader thought yoda was hot too or is oscar an outlier”

[bestmutt]

Who’s Ichi?

Hm.

I guess I can talk about it.

'Ichi' was my husband. Back in our future. He was the love of my life.

He's dead, though. Has been for a long time.

[pinkcatmaid]

Guys, do you remember I wanted to read the utena book series? I'm reading it and I'm loving it :'3

[jane-not-rizzoli]

The girl I dated when I was 18 will have graduated uni this summer. We don’t talk, but I’m proud of her.

[lonewolflink]

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[n1c0d3mv5]

Oh the fucking horrible feeling of making up with someone and knowing all their flaws now, having completely analyzed and judged them for weeks, only to go crawling back the second they apologize.

And then the sweet pain of knowing it was your fault, while the arguments against them still stand, but you know it was your fault and you deserve every bad thing that happens.

[thebindingofpillo]

FUCK I accidentally deleted an ask I’m sorry

[omarfor-orchestra]

I want to murder my driving teacher

[orchid3a]

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[the-great-donatello]

"They’re my friend, although we’ve had a few issues before."

If you don't mind me asking, what kinds of issues?

¿? Anon

Metal pole related issues.

[markdelonge]

can't believe mark hoppus was the reason mcr broke up

[niceboyeds]

i hate that i still think about you over a year later. i hate that i know i don’t even cross your mind. i hate the fact that you left right me when i was letting you in. i hate that you made me feel like i wasn’t enough for you. i hate that i fell for you.

but most of all, i hate that i cannot hate you.

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from