#KILL THE BITCH

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Adam: Age is just a number.

Jaune: *Pulling out his scroll* So is Nine-One-One

Ruby: *Pulling out a gun* So is .45!

[jacketlovingfox]

My honest reaction to Valentino in Hazbin Hotel when I'm not drooling over his design:

[mlb-a-rewrite]

Lila’s Story

Season 1:

She is introduced with the rest of the class, she blends in, she is no one special.

A few episodes in, she gets her "solo" episode. Basically a lot of the more background characters (like Juleka, Milene, whoever you know) have episodes "about" them where they get akumatized because of some minor conflict. Lila talks about how she was bullied at her previous school and now by Chloe and doesn't have any friends, gets akumatized, is saved and everyone tries to make her feel included. She fades into the background and isn't mentioned again for the season.

The bedroom scene also happens here (more on that later).

Season 2:

She doesn't really appear at all, just living in the background

There is one episode where it opens with the bathroom scene (again, more on that later), I think kinda partially during the mid-season finale idk idc and then during the big mid season finale a new miraculous holder appears. This is Lila as Volpina, except she doesn't actually have the fox miraculous and is just akumatized to appear that way. We also can't really tell it's Lila, like looks wise anyways. She's got a big mask on that kinda like covers the top half of her face but like context clues make it so its kinda obvious its her. She is basically the akumatized villain for those episodes and flees before anyone can ID her/deakumatize her so the characters don't know it was her.

The Chloe episodes happen where we learn abt Chloe's mom and everything, People are conflicted about Chloe, not sure whether they should try and help her and give her the benefit of the doubt or put her down and like reject her. Lila insists they help Chloe, that everyone deserves a chance to be included, and thus, she starts to befriend Chloe (This is the very end of season 2)

Season 3:

Starts off by establishing Lila is friends with Chloe. At some point maybe she and Chloe go on a trip together (like during the Shang Hai special they were traveling to American or some shit) and are besties. (Lila spent this time tracking down info about the miraculous but was actually traveling with Chloe)

Lila has a solo moment where she is trying to get hawkmoth's attention, hoping to get akumatized. Her wishes are not granted. Maybe this is the bathroom scene take 2 but that feels off to me might revamp the timing of all this later.

Eventually, Lila slips up and reveals too much to Chloe about her intentions to do evil things. It really isn't a big deal and Chloe doesn't even realize that she said something out of place. But Lila can't take chances so she

Turns on Chloe. This is near the end of the season. She talks about how awful Chloe is/was to her while she was just trying to do good but it is hopeless she is just too mean and the class turns on Chloe again, thus having Chloe revert back to how she was at the begining of the show

Season ends with Lila betraying LB and stealing the miraculous to give to hawkmoth. (This could be why marinette/adrien dont trust her because they knew she lied this whol time as a hero so maybe she is lieing irl too. Lila doesn't know LB/Chat's secret identities of course)

Might shift Lila's betrayal of Chloe to much later.

Season 4:

Lila has earned the trust of most of the class (minus chloe/sabrina and mari/adrien and Alya/Nino bc they trust their besties). It isn't full on civil war within the class but there is tension. Lila doesn't do much to instigate conflict.

She continues to work with Hawkmoth, slowly gathering more information. Maybe she refuses to give him the miracle box unless he reveals his identity to her or something like that so she can continue to have leverage over him.

By the big final conflict, she has a lot of information on everything and desperately wants a miraculous to make everything better. She wants to make herself special and rich and perfect and powerful and in control, but she gets sloppy, and thus, is killed when she tries to go against hawkmoth

I think there should also be scene before her final conflict with hawkmoth where she is getting desperate and frantic and ends up trying to turn the class against Mari and co. Maybe Marinette is trying to get the class to help stop her because she found out Lila is a supervillain and Lila tries to get the classmates to back her but she slips up in how she talks/acts and they all start to see through her facade.

[darkwitch1999]

Parisian Mean Girls Headcannons

Sara Lemieux

Online Username: 👑HeadQueenofBitches0001👑

Head Bitch/Leader of the "Parisian Mean Girls". Though she prefers the term "queen".

She is the meanest and cruelest out of the four. Chloé Bourgeois is a saint comparing what this bitch has done.

Sara Lemieux is infamous for crushing the spirits of every one of her peers and can snuff out weakness from miles away.

She takes immense pleasure in tormenting those who are too "weak" and "pathetic" to fight back. At the same time, she does love the challenge of slowly yet surely trying to break someone's strong will.

A master manipulator; Sara knows how to turn even the closest of friends against each other and can wrap almost anyone around her perfectly manicured fingers, whether they be one of her peers or a teacher.

She can and will make anyone's life a living hell if they dare to cross her and not fall in line.

Sara considers herself a "massive deal" and superior to everyone around her. However, she never uses her wealthy status or family's influence to get her way, unlike Chloé Bourgeois.

She partook in both physical and social bullying of the students along with her group of followers and other assholes. Their favorite victims are Noelle Odeja and Marc Anciel.

The last act of cruelty that finally broke Marc and led him to switch schools was her idea.

Treats her friends/followers as if they were beneath her and often uses her talent for manipulation to make them think that they are equal and important individuals in their friend group (though they know their place in their friend group's hierarchy.).

Makes all the rules for their friend group, including that everyone in the group except her is required to wear a choker with a heart lock under the threat of social isolation and mass school shunning. She's pretty much demanding that her friends where collars to signify that she owns them.

Cerise Leroux

Online Username: 🐅❤️RubyTigress666❤️🐅

Not to be confused with Lila Rossi "Cerise".

The more physically aggressive and intimidating out of the "Parisian Mean Girls".

Considers her red "claws" as lethal weapons.

Can tear a book in half with her bare hands with ease. Many of Marc's journals suffered at her hands.

When she's not clawing at some poor unfortunate soul who called her red hair "fake" (which it is), she uses her charms to get people to do whatever she wants.

She knows that many of the male students at her school are attracted to her and she takes full advantage to manipulate them.

Cerise has been the source of disarray for many of the couples/crushes at her school. Planting seeds of doubt in their minds, making them believe their partner was being unfaithful, outing/mocking a few students' sexual orientations, etc.

Secretly, Cerise is a romantic and is a sucker for romantic genres.

She finds romantic comedies, television dramas, and fairytales entertaining, but she absolutely loves romantic tales that are told realistically.

Cerise is a massive animal lover. She loves all animals and will take it as a personal offense if somebody doesn't let her pet their animal for a few hours.

Cerise may not be above cruelty towards people, but she is highly against cruelty to animals.

After she graduates high school, she plans on pursuing a career in rescuing endangered animals and using her trust fund money to build sanctuaries and other facilities to help abused/endangered animals around the world.

Cerise told her "friends" about her passion for animals and her goals for the future once, and they all laughed in her face, calling her ideas "stupid" and "pointless". She never spoke about the topic again afterward.

Colette Lyon

Online Username: 🎭DramaEqualsLife🎭

President of the Drama Club

Acting and pretending to be a whole different person entirely comes as naturally to Colette as breathing.

Colette lives for middle school drama and is proud to create it every chance she gets.

Constantly spreads rumors around the school, regardless if they are true or false.

As soon as Colette found out about Noelle's father's affair, she immediately spread the story throughout the whole school and made sure that Noelle would be constantly harassed about it every day until Noelle transferred schools.

Sees herself as the "perfect actress", capable of playing any role or character she needs to fool and control others around her.

Uses her talent for putting up facades to regularly create drama among the student body.

If there was a competition for the best liar, Colette would definitely have an intense battle with Lila Rossi.

Colette has information/dirt on every student at her school and she is not above blackmail or revealing it at any given moment. Rumor has it that she even has a thing or two on a few of the teachers.

Colette has a history of stealing other students' diaries and private journals and reading them out loud to a crowd of people.

Colette has gotten her hands on Marc's journals/diaries a few times and has read his stories/private thoughts out loud, knowing that he was too timid and mortified with embarrassment to protest or fight back.

She has a half-brother who attends the same school as her, but they never acknowledge each other as siblings in public and nobody has yet to make the connection between them since they do not share the same last name.

Lavender Leyva

Online Username: 💜🎵LavenderMuse2000🎵💜

The gloomy, odd girl out of the "Parisian Mean Girls".

Often speaks in a monotone voice and has a stoic demeanor for the most part.

The least manipulative or cruel out of the friend group.

Lavender tends to stay out of physical confrontation, but she is not against social harassment.

While she doesn't actively try to bully anyone without the other girls starting it, she also doesn't do anything to stop them and watches the torment with a blank, unfazed look on her face.

Lavender prefers to be alone with her thoughts whenever she gets a break from middle school drama.

She loves to listen to songs with depressing or mysterious vibes and dreams of becoming a singer/songwriter one day.

Often acts as "lookout" whenever the girls and guys are bullying their latest victim, though she really doesn't care whether or not they get caught.

She lost the ability to care about anything years ago.

Her "friends" constantly point out how weird she acts and her interests are often subjected to ridicule, but it's not like she cares.

One thing she will never admit to is her secret love of horror movies and novels. After all, can't look like a hypocrite for always mocking Noelle about her horror obsessions.

Unlike the rest of the "Parisian Mean Girls" who are XY fans, Lavender HATES XY!!!!

"He's a fake lip-syncing, popstar wannabe who only got famous because he has a somewhat pretty face and he rode on his father's coattail his whole life. Even his music is as fake and talentless as him. He might as well be made of plastic because of how fake he is." -Lavender

Well, there you have it. More information on this quartet of bitches. I plan on doing the OC headcanon of the guys from their middle school who partook in bullying the other students with them soon. One day when I can finally get it together, I plan on featuring all of them in a miraculous ladybug fanfic, which will also reveal the effects that their bullying had on both Marc and Noelle, especially their last act of cruelty that was mentioned before that led to Marc switching schools. Fair warning: it was really bad. Feel free to share your thoughts about these four bitches. Don't be afraid to rip them to shreds.

@nerd-chocolate @artzychic27 @andromeda612 @msweebyness @imsparky2002 @princessbutterflysposts @arny20252

[godstaff]

DC Comics really hates Lois Lane.

DC Comics resents the fact they don't have absolute control of the Lois Lane character and they depend on the Siegel estate to make any decision on her. So they do these.

Some of you may remember I use to complain about killing Superman seems to be the favorite pass time of DC (Not Washington DC. Their favorite pass time is laugh at U.S. voters.) Comics.

Well, guess what. While ago their favorite thing to do was killing who? YES!! Lois Lane!

They usually marry her with Supes, then Zapp! She was gone! Just like that.

Oh, the good times...!

Boo-hoo! This is great because of the talent of Alex Ross.

This is just great.

It figures, Big Guy...you really think she would survive the super love making? Tou poor fool!

He got by with a little help from his friends.

Careful, Lana. Before you begin the celebrations, you first find out how and why she got killed! Dude, you need to stop killing her!

In memoriam.

Remembering her as an annoying pest.

No, Big Blue, you didn't. It was DC.

The greatest story indeed!

If it wasn't for that stupid time reversal...!

One of the greatest moments of the New 52.

Pardon me: Lois who...?

Now maybe Daddy will teach you real values, little Lanie.

Yeah. Too little, too late...

Yes, stupid woman. Next time aim more preciselly.

[ismaet]

TATSUYO ENDO-SAN PLEASE!!!!!!

[rhysnolastname]

Going to go relive Astarion putting that vampires face directly under the sun again and yelling

[pixiesnooze]

AND GET HIM ONCE MORE FOR ME MOMO

[railraptor]

Down to four.

A TPK is less scary when they're just getting sent back to the "real" world I guess. Of course, we want enough success to get Laudna freed, otherwise the whole exercise is pointless.

[allthegothihopgirls]

oh she is not pulling a classism in this right moment

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

[mochiiniko]

GHRGR(BRHBRHRGHRBHRGHRGHRBHRBRHRGHRG

[notherpuppet]

Some human alastor redraws

[lazylittledragon]

the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

[nyxi-pixie]

90% of the problems in bbc merlin are caused bc that fuckass dragon was a committed merthur shipper but only in the sense that he had a crippling addiction to tragic yaoi