#Kye shitposts

[o-kye]

"youre aspec so you dont love anyone" babe have you seen me start physically vibrating when i think about my characters

[fractal-quadrilioquy]

Swampland

Westwatch Patch, Auric Basin. 1328 AE.

In the Heart of Maguuma, down twisting paths and deep crevices, where the light of the sun would struggle to reach even if the overgrowth above was destroyed, seven entities pretended to exist on the world they had assumedly abandoned.

“Should we… stop them?” One said, at last.

The ‘them’ in particular was currently assessing a particularly toxic corpse, left preserved by the toxic fumes pervading the corrupted jungle. The look in their eyes was hungry, in more ways than one – The need to know and experience the world warred with their common sense, which was hovering dangerously at an all-time low.

“No, no, I want to see what happens,” Lyss said, peering intently. Beside her, Ilya was staring, transfixed. Even the most wondrous of illusions couldn’t hold a candle to the sight playing out before them.

The Commander pulled out a sword. The calculating gaze that often scoured the battlefield, assessing the flow of battle and the minutiae of tactics, were laser-focused on the sorry excuse for a boar. The boar, unable to defend itself on account of being dead, continued to lie there, motionless.

“I would like to say, for the record,” Kormir said mildly, “That I have no idea what’s going to happen.”

Grenth smiled.

It was not a particularly comforting smile.

The Commander cut a slice out. The toxic fumes wavered a sickly green in the air, drifting languidly, menacingly, out of the little alcove. Ten meters away, a patch of grass withered and died.

Dwayna made a strangled noise, arm outstretched as if to stop them. Beside her, Melandru sat serenely on a particularly large mushroom, watching the situation play out. She pat Dwayna on the shoulder, and if anyone could have seen them, they might have mistaken it for caring. The other gods knew better. Melandru was vicious when she wanted to be.

The other gods also knew better than to acknowledge Balthazar, whose spiritual form flickered and sparked like a light refusing to catch, or a lightbulb refusing illumination.

“I would love to know what’s going through their mind,” Lyss breathed. 

“I doubt anything is going through it,” Grenth drawled.

Kormir raised a hand. “I can confirm that.”

“Kormir can confirm that.” 

“Kormir can also speak for themselves,” Kormir said.

“Kormir can, but should Kormir?” Ilya said, eyes dancing.

“Kormir hates all of you,” Kormir said, because she did.

“Kormir’s just going to have to deal.”

Melandru nodded sagely. Dwayna absently gathered the sage and blessed it, casting it off to Queensdale.

The Commander raised the meat and held it, and for the first time, doubt flashed upon their face.

“Maybe they won’t do it after all-“

The Commander ate it.

Dwayna broke down. Melandru gave her metaphysical shoulder another metaphorical pat, and sat back to watch the show. Lyss and Ilya gave twin squeals of glee and awe. Kormir laughed at the sight, delighted at having seen something she couldn’t predict. Grenth grinned, a grin with far too many teeth and far too much hunger.

Balthazar was beginning to smoke.

Dwayna sobbed. “They are an idiot.”

The idiot continued to chow down.

They weren’t looking amazing, but they sure were trying their best.

Grenth hummed. “This is actually rather impressive. Resisting death for so long.”

Melandru sighed. “Please don’t kill the wayward Commander.”

“Their death will be their own fault, I promise.” He grinned wickedly. “Hell of a way to go though.”

“They’re so stupid,” Ilya breathed. “I forgot how much I loved humans.”

They were all studiously ignoring the rising flames surrounding the God of War.

Thirty seconds stretched on, simultaneously feeling longer than an eternity and passing in a blink of an eye. Dwayna resigned herself to their fate, and went to lean against Melandru; then quickly thought better of it, and leaned on Kormir instead. Ilya was standing behind the poor soul, shouting “Chug! Chug! Chug!”, not that the poor soul in question could hear it. Grenth snapped his fingers, and eyeshades appeared on six of the seven gods, the first blatant acknowledgement of Balthazar’s seething hatred.

A minute passed. Then another. The Commander no longer looked like they were struggling, and gazed at the preserved corpse as if it were a particularly interesting puzzle.

“Holy shit,” Melandru’s voice rumbled, speaking up for the first time. “They actually did it.”

Balthazar exploded.

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Two years later.

“You DARE to DEFY the DIVINE?!” Balthazar roared, swinging at them wildly. His movements were sharp, wrathful, and the Commander wondered, not for the first time, if they were in over their head fighting a god.

Still, they persevered. “You will not harm Aurene-!”

“No.” Balthazar cut them off, both literally and metaphorically. Their sword shattered in their hand, and they cursed, drawing another to parry the mad god’s next attack. “I’m talking about you, you damned mortal, they who would defy the rules of nature and consume that which is tainted beyond belief.“

“What are you talking about?!”

“I AM TALKING ABOUT THE HOG.”

“The- the what? What does that have to do with this?!”

“Your Injury Is Personal To Me.” Balthazar intoned.

The Commander could only stare, slack-jawed, at the deity.

Then Aurene came soaring in, and suddenly they had a lot more pressing issues to worry about.

[multiimistakes]

i think kyle has such weird single dad energy despite not being an actual dad because he probably orphaned so many kids back in his hunting days he's just been cursed with that aesthetic now by the universe to compensate

[dear-kumari]

Broke: Keishuk almost ran over a child in ch. 158 because he’s Evil and Mean and also Stupid

Woke: Keishuk almost ran over a child because he was tired and not paying attention seriously he’s so stressed in that arc look at his dark circles

Bespoke: Keishuk almost ran over a child because he was tired and not paying attention and also has no depth perception/just can’t see for shit because half of his vision is blocked by his bangs

[beanmaster-pika]

hi!!! i have an akayona vine drawing request if that's okay! I've been sent by mal :3 someone with a marriage proposal: is suwon here keishuk: uhh suwon: *running past and jumping out a window* keishuk: ...he just left thank you so much!!! have a good day 💖💖💖

It took me forever but i finished it today!! Thank you so much for requesting, hope you have/had a great day as well!!!! :D

[miraculoustails]

How dare they Akame Ga Kill my heart

[thecourtsknight]

When Maw’s manages to get you

[some-idiots-stuck-in-a-blog]

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[apprentice-grace]

Opinions of Friends #4

@vesuviass

Oh lort very memey. Posts memes that sounded better in her head. But they're still funny. One of the very first arcana blogs I started following!!! Has a shit ton of followers now but I promise you She Cannot Be Dangerous (except with her love for Lucio) Occasionally makes inside-joke shitposts with friends that idk but they still make me roll my eyes like "OH, YOU!~" like I'm in a family sitcom.

In general seems to be very inclusive and inviting and an all-around stan of the characters (besides Portia but that's cuz Portia reminds her of her lil bro so it makes sense). But most importantly wants to be ravaged by Lucio cuz she is a thot but I still love her anyways

Her apprentice Kye is basically Just Her, Bich™

So go be frens with Kye!!! She's v funny and v nice 💖❤💖❤💖

[ohnoooonotthekniiiives]

I was tagged by: @aph--rome

1) nicknames: Juice, Pinky, Pinky, Moomin (although nobody really calls me that yet *sweats*) Kye (no one calls me that either but kin names ya know), and Lele.

2) gender: Genderfluid

3) star sign: Scorpio

4) height: 5'5

5) time: 9:26 pm

6) birthday: October 25th

7) favorite bands: Mostly Twenty One Pilots and Glass Animals

8) favorite solo artists: uuuh

10) last movie watched: ????????????????

11) Last show watched: Moomins

2) when did I create my blog: pffft sometime last year

3) what do I post: random shitposts and stuff about personal problems. I also promo my writing here 

14) last thing I googled: snufkin x moomin

15) do you have other blogs: I did have an art blog but i deleted it

16) do you get asks: it’s rare

17) how did you choose your URL: i took it from my instagram name, which was inspired by the regional at best album name and also self deprecation 

18) following: 248

19) followers: 74? idk it’s been stuck at that number even though i’ve been gaining some followers

20) favorite color: pastel pink

21) average hours of sleep: when school or band practice is around 4-6, on weekends like 10-12

22) lucky number: forty twelve 

23) instruments: none, but i wanna learn how to play the ukulele 

24) what I’m wearing: a baggy sweatshirt and some basketball shorts

25) blankets I sleep with: uuuuh i have a comforter and bed sheet so two?

26) Dream job: author

27) Dream trip: around the world, but i would rather go to space

28) favorite food: fried chicken

29) nationality: American

30) favorite song as of now: prolly Mama’s Gun by Glass Animals (or any of the songs from the How to be a Human Being album)

I tag: @ttterrorizze @melyco-meow and @im-dani-dani-with-an-i

[o-kye]

Reblog for sample size and ill kiss you gayly (or stay the fuck away your choice <3)

by this i mean any type of docs except not the sandals. I think they have sandals. They dont count

[o-kye]

Entry # 414 User: kye Status: being nonbinary Message: hi guys!!! feel free to send asks, i love talking to people and getting ranted at and hearing all ur tea. also dms are welcome but i may be confused why im getting dmed lmao. if you dont read the rest of this then have a good day i love you all okay bye Notes: tone tags are mucho appreciato!! gendered terms are cool (except man/women) if used in a genderless way ! terms of endearment are cool too, i use them a lot. i also leave conversations randomly, im never mad or anything :) i just have quite dwindling mental health. if your name is aspyn and you find this tell me hi so i know to quit talking about my aro awakening (and thank you for being my aro awakening). Entering File Database: filesort-alphabetical ...

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[o-kye]

I typed these so many times that the words lost their meaning

this is assuming all can be used with equal frequency and are liked equally btw

[o-kye]

I WANT GARLIC BREAD :((((((((

[o-kye]

Things that won't keep me alive:

"People will miss you" FALSE. this whole world is an illusion and none of the people are real. it all disappears with me.

Things that will keep me alive:

"We can't deprive people of your amazing personality" TRUE. i have a great personality. i am a HOOT.