Enemy life: similar to double life, but instead of being assigned a soulmate you are given an enemy. When they take damage you heal. But if your enemy perma-dies you immediately go to red. Your enemy is also the only person you’re allowed to attack while on green or yellow, with some limitations (like you can only directly take a certain amount of hearts per session)
Bonus points if there’s some sort of mechanical advantage for just being a general nuisance to your enemy (not that these people wouldn’t anyway)
Extra bonus points if Joel and Scott get paired
I was reading every word thinking to myself "man I hope Joel and Scott get paired-"
And then I got to the end and I CHEERED.
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submitted entries for the slimeball alley on bastard boulevard collab event. please be mindful of content warnings and boundaries set by authors. want to join? read our guidelines here.
KEY: 🦠 = NSFW ⚠️ = DARK CONTENT
"DOUBLE DOWN" by @ryndicate 🦠 ⚠️
fem reader x slimeball!hirofumi yoshida, reader x stepbro!denji
"didn't know you were into that kinda stuff."
"SAFETY FIRST" by @strawberrystepmom 🦠
fem restaurant manager!reader x fake OSHA inspector!jiraiya
when an inspector unexpectedly comes to your restaurant, you figure out how to get yourself out of trouble.
"A RIDE FOR A RIDE" by @thus-spoke-lo 🦠
afab reader x taxi driver!zoro
it's 3am and walking home from your shitty job at the diner seems like a drag, so you call a cab, hoping for a quick trip back to your apartment so you can finally catch some sleep. your moss-haired, muscle-bound, directionally-challenged cabbie definitely gives you a ride you didn't expect.
"COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF" by @thus-spoke-lo 🦠
afab reader x slimeball line cook!sanji
a few nights pass after the sordid events of "a ride for a ride", and you're working another late night shift at franky's flapjack shack with sanji, that damned pervert cook. sanji manages to piss off your only remaining customer for the night, leaving the two of you alone in the restaurant. soon, things start to heat up in the kitchen--and not just because that one oven door won't close all the way.
"TITS FOR TAT" by @bloompompom 🦠
sorority girl!reader x tattoo artist!eren jaeger
"i hope you have a good idea about how you're going to pay for that tattoo..."
"DELIRIOUS" by @saccharine-darlin🦠 ⚠️
fem camgirl!reader x slimy sex shop owner!gojo x sex shop employee!getou
"your conservative town is something you've never thought that would let a sex shop pop up, it seemed too good to be true, and little did you know after the first time you visited you'd be caught in a web by the two perverted men who run it and quickly you learn that they always get what they want."
“PAY UP!” by @zeninsama 🦠
fem babysitter!reader x designer sunglasses model!gojo satoru
satoru's poor time management has you working overtime, and this cheap bastard has something other than cash to pay you with
"GOD BLESS ME, IT'S SUMMER" by @dolcezzzza 🦠
afab reader x slimeball ice cream truck driver!nicholas d. wolfwood
"open up."
"TRIPLE STRIKE XXX" by @em-plosion 🦠
new employee!reader x bowling alley owner!satoru gojo
"the animated neon signs glowed brightly against the wet pavement and the ‘help wanted’ flier in your hand. having to move to this hell hole of a town was bad enough but trying to find a job in it was worse, at this point this shitty bowling alley seemed to be the best option."
"HANDS TO YOURSELF" by @agirlwithapen 🦠 ⚠️
reader x dirty old man!kishibe
you’d purposely chosen the early morning transit. today was a big day, you see. you were interviewing for a position your friend had offered. it was your chance at stability, financial stability.
“first impressions count.” you remember telling your soon-to-be boss over email.
they do.
"CAN I HAVE A NUMBER 5?" by @gunfiendbabymama
yuuta okkotsu vs. aki hayakawa
the mcnuggets showdown.
“HONEY TRAP” by @maliciouslove 🦠
fem reader x slimeball starbucks barista!denki kaminari
having a slimebucks apron is equal to having unlimited rizz (source: me) and denki proves it by bedding his brand new colleague on her very first day of work.
“THE HR FILES” by @if-dreams-do-come-true ⚠️
afab reader x corrupt cop!kishibe
kishibe is a shameless corrupt cop with a penchant to make inappropriate advances at fresh faced interns and the reader is unfortunately his newest victim.
"STICKLER" by @princess-okkotsu 🦠
after a run-in with grimetown's sleazy cop nanami, you've come to the dmv to replace the sticker that was stolen off your car from a certain freeloader. you've got to convince the dmv employee, a stickler for the rules, that you quite badly need this problem squared away today.
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