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“How did you meet Cassian?” A smile- no, a flash of teeth, gorgeous face smoothing. “How on earth did you end up Morrigan’s date for the evening?” The bartender, in such steely grey he blended right into the walls, tilted his overly-coiffed head. It seemed possible he’d been hired not just to mix drinks, but for the exactitude his hair matched the lights, tints of gold the only light. Azriel watched him restock clean glasses, thick tumblers gleaming- he could practically feel the slightly too hot glass, sliding in his own hands, a decade and another life ago. “Why?” Azriel looked back at her, met Nesta exactly where he thought she was, “Because I fuck men?” The bartender straightened back up. “Because,” Her shark smile did not abate, in fact, eyes twinkling, pleased, “You don’t seem like someone who’d go for her brand of bullshit.” Azriel, seen, said nothing. “I met Cassian at a bar,” Nesta continued, with a carelessness that felt entirely genuine, “Let him take me home. Took him up on a repeat a few weeks later. I didn’t know about this,” she raised her glass, gesturing past Azriel’s body toward the table full of people neither of them seemed remotely inclined to speak to, “Until yesterday. I’m busy. I didn’t realize sufficient dick and mediocre oral was a fucking betrothal.” Arm flattened to the rich oak of the bar, Azriel let its cold surface seep through his sleeve. Traced the circle cut by his glass, the least dangerous thing his hands wanted to reach for. “He doesn’t pay enough attention,” Azriel said, smiling back at her, just a little, “Does he?” Elegant, easy, Nesta risked wildly tipping her wine glass to clink against his gin. Not a drop spilled. “That he does not.” “More of a placeholder,” Azriel watched her sip, her mouth and her swallow and her throat, “Than a date.” “Wasteful,” Nesta volleyed back, holding his gaze.
#me: if I keep editing this sex scene I will go insane#also me: the obvious cure to this is to take the pressure off! by writing a different story that is also about semi public sex antics#babes the brain rot IS HERE#Cassian fumbled two tens? yes obviously#a TRUE MEETING OF BITCHY HOTNESS#listen#LISTEN IT IS#Always the quiet ones that secretly have a mouth on them sorry#Azriel: calls Nesta trouble#Azriel 20 minutes later: SET A TIMER I'M NOT MEDIOCRE#instant meeting to wanting to fuck energy IS nezriel
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#artists on Tumblr#i have another comic#a more angsty one#planned for next week#that also came to me at 2:30 in the morning while listening to a random Vaporware playlist
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
#not sca related#I have lived with Hurricanes and Tropical Storms my whole life and I am experienced with storm flooding#please listen to the voice of experience#I want you to stay safe#SCA Mom#SCA Aunt
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
#Dracula#Dracula Daily#(listen I know there was significantly more overlap between the two in a lot of folkloric antecedents)#(but it's STILL funny reading from this end of things)
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
#will wood#sp-rambles#For people wondering this is entirely about people being mean to the only music artist ever (Will Wood) on Twitter#Like obviously of course it's also about how people will degrade and twist jokes into being homophobic and ableist#by generalizing and making it out like people who listen to stuff they don't like are autistic and gay and whatever other slur applicable#Twitter is a cesspool though idk what's any different#Anywho still listen to Will Wood my beloved please please pleaseeee
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tang dynasty miku
#ms worldwide!!!!!#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku fanart#hanfu#tang dynasty#artists on tumblr#not even gonna lie i don’t even go here i listened to like. three miku songs in 2013 that’s it#but this twitter trend was so cute and inspiring so i kinda had to#pls forgive this fake fan gomenaSORRY#yumidraws
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feeling very frustrated about the ways people are talking about hurricane Milton. lots of needless, borderline fear mongering language with very little actual helpful information.
information about Milton that might ACTUALLY be helpful:
Hurricane Milton is shaping up to be the third strongest hurricane ever recorded.
Make sure you have an evacuation plan if the order is given or if you've already been told to leave.
there is also a code for free Ubers to evacuate effected counties, as well as shuttles from evacuating counties to nearby storm shelters
Prepare/secure your home
Find your nearest shelter and be prepared to leave
If you want to stay in the loop about the hurricane, WESH 2 News has ongoing coverage ad-free on YouTube.
General resources/information:
Please for the love of God stop preying on people's fears and causing panic. Know what resources are available to you and how to access them. If you approach this hurricane carefully YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!!! YOUR LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RUINED!!!
Please link other resources you find or think other people might find useful!
#hurricane milton#florida#central florida#current events#news#hurricane#genuinely just be careful#dont do anything stupid#listen to what the weather says and react accordingly#signal boost#boost
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
#Clay-colored thrush#memes#Costa Rica#birds#listen y’all I suffered to make this#my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not#and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt#I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt
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four trans people walk into a movie theater …
#i saw the tv glow#REALLY great movie#destroyed us#I have been thinking about it since seing it and also listening to the soundtrack#digital art#comic#a24#a24 films#transgender
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
#i hate this phrase with burning passion#platonic love#platonic#platonic relationships#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#amatonormativity my beloathed#there are multiple songs i dont listen to bc they have this phrase in it
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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