#LMAOOOO WAIT!!$$ this is so funny

[assiraphales]

About that ask where Zoro gets jealous over Luffy wanting a mountain of a man as his shipwright (which begs the qn of why luffy prefers a huge dude to be his shipwright over Sanji's taste in beauties??? ~~w h y does Luffy suddenly have that preference when the result of the Merry being fixed stays the same-~~):

Notice how Zoro later wears that yellow open zipper shirt (~~showing off the results of his training or what~~)

while most of the time pre-timeskip up to that point (besides right after he got sliced by Mihawk), he doesn't let open his shirts much if at all lol

luffy: *talks about how he wants a tall strong mountain of a man to be their new shipwright*

the men of water 7: *literally all tall strong weird quirky n hot to the point that the townspeople fan girl over them*

zoro, looking back and forth between them and luffy:

zoro: ok the tits are coming out

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Does it now.

[solecist]

ASLDFKJA CHAYANNE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW KOREAN HONORIFICS WORK

chayanne asks "형", "옇님", "아저씨", or "악어님" -- we're ignoring "옇님" bc i don't really understand what chayanne was getting at there? (if anyone understands i'd love to know!) but the others have ~connotations~ so let's talk about them

악어 says "you're calling me 아저씨 (ahjussi)? how old are you?" and then "of course it's 형 (hyung)!"

i'm going to venture a guess and saw that 악어 has rarely, if ever, been called ahjussi lmaooo -- the translator translated it to "uncle" but it's actually closer to "mister" - generally aimed at an older man who you're not too familiar with. and by older i mean like 40s asdlfkjasdlkj - married and has children who are in school type of person

but this also depends on how old chay is - if chay thinks of himself as like in elementary school or a "child" still then it would make sense that he'd call 악어 ahjussi - a 30ish year old might be mock offended by it, but it would be in the sense of "are you calling me old?" rather than it just being wrong (not 악어 going "no ahjussi. ahjussi no." like please use hyung i swear i'm not that old asdlfkjsdf)

hyung/형 is a much more casual word - it's also cooler, less distant than "ahjussi" - it's a very friendly word. if you're interacting in any type of personal way (that isn't official/business related) then you'd probably use words like "hyung" (for guys to older guys) or "oppa/오빠" (for girls to older girls) or "noona/누나" (guys to older girls) or "unni/언니" (girls to older girls)

"악어님" (acau-nim) is just really really distant and really really formal. like if 악어 was like grandfather age this might be acceptable LMAO which is probably why he didn't even mention it as a possibility asdlkfjasdlk

[timothyslucy]

yeah chenford breakup era is sad but the sheer amount of sexual tension brewing between them still is absolutely fucking. hilarious!!! and i'm so living for it. 😂😂

[misstoothbrush]

Can I say this is inspired by @havanillas merturine AU…

[royalich]

I have nobody to say this to

[joy-girl]

I'm scrolling through my old likes to reblog stuff, and I've found some random fan art of Haikyuu characters, that I didn't even know who they were when I liked those posts 😭

I probably just though "oooh beautiful drawing! this character is niiiiiice 👀" and now that I saw them amidst my other hyper fixations I was like "Ariana what are you doing here?" and "Damn you were here this whole time?"

[kindahoping4forever]

Hi😊 I hope you're doing well and the show wasn't too hard on your health♥️ Would love to hear about your time at the forum if you'd like to tell😊

It's so nice of you to check in like this, thank you! 🥰 Honestly, just about every health issue I have decided to flare in the weeks leading up to the show, so I was fairly nervous going into it, but it all actually went really well! (Of course, my body essentially insisted I go into hibernation the entire week after the show but that was inevitable tbh 😅)

The night started off a little iffy when I was waiting for my brother by a concession stand and a passerby stepped on a stray ketchup packet and it exploded all over my legs and bags. 😃 But after a brief pity party and an emergency purchase of unnecessarily expensive bottled water (crazy long bathroom lines limited my options), I got myself cleaned up enough to appreciate the humor of literally getting sauced at The 5SOS Show. 😌 (Sadly, that particular shirt was already sold out or else I would've got it to commemorate lol)

But except for that unexpected moment, it was a fantastic evening! I won't go into details about the show so that I don't have to spoiler tag this post (🥲) but I had the most amazing time. Even though I've obviously been following the tour online, there's really nothing like experiencing it firsthand and I still found myself floored by certain moments.

I'm always happy to see 5SOS but I suppose because of the uncertainty I felt leading up to this particular show, I just remember feeling so, so grateful to be there. Overwhelming bursts of gratitude and joy to the point of tears a couple times, which is crazy because I am far from a soft girlie. It was just a really beautiful experience and I'm so thankful to have had it! 💙

[hayaku14]

y'all.....i checked my pixiv bookmarks yesterday.......and my kaishin bookmarks.....there's quite a lot that got purged ;-; I'm WEEPINGGGG ;-;-;-;-; i know artists delete their stuff just like that there but MAN is it depressing to see dead links ;-;

[lokh]

oh shit! its taub!

[supaara]

lrb - i love that post bc i was literally thinking about how jughead had rabies like earlier today. i really do think about that all the time

sorry it's just him calling betty a "cold fake duplicitous bitch" and then IMMEDIATELY FALLING DOWN A SINK HOLEEE?????? INTO THE SEWER????? WHERE HE HALLUCINATES THE RAT KING BUT IT'S REALLY JUST REAL ASS RATS EATING HIM ALIVE AND GIVING HIM RABIESSSS????? what a scene. rat king forever.

[nunap]

In a few days ateez will have their sold out gig in an arena in Milan. ..i can't believe it I'm very proud and also I won't be there HAHAHAHHA wonderful

[twistedappletree]

trying to watch smile 2 and thought it was a spoof of the first one with how goofy this shit is

[maraczeks]

abbott s3 thread pt 1

[billysgirllol]

"well, now i think we're just talkin' about two different things. people become attracted with each other right away then the first thing on their mind... is to get naked?" brows creased in confusion, voice lifting in surprise. or is that just how it worked personally for him? "every single person..." brows lifted now, there's multiple? multiple people... people keep takin' to spend all night in their bedrooms? "hm. well, looks like maybe someone just needs to slow down before you end up with an unwanted baby or something worse." that was wild sounding... attacking each other just because you feel some attraction.

"then maybe that's why people shouldn't rush into that, too. there's nothin' wrong with bein' boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time... before deciding on marriage. if it's right or not." she decides, then her eyes bat, blinking in further confusion. "well, that's wonderful. if other people want to live crazily this way. that's up to them. but i'll keep myself safe from any unwanted children or growin' attached to someone and have them up and leave, because it wasn't serious." it's probably just different in his mind, because he's a boy. or maybe she just didn't like the idea of being vulnerable with someone she didn't trust and have a soul connection with. "no, i'm talkin' about the reason it was invented in the first place... it started with the creation to keep populating the earth. babies. but then also became the– pleasing part. or whatever."

lucy gray had an almost unbreakable wall that came in between her and not trusting other human beings.... but as she listened to him speak, so passionately, all these words obviously coming from his heart. there's no way he could be tricking her with everything he just described; how could she not trust in him more than she had? even if the part of brothels and his real father upset her, she pointed out the best parts of what he was trying to get through to her. her eyes had been trained on him since the second he lifted her chin. "that's awfully sweet of you. and... more admirable than anything. this is what i meant, how you're so different billy antrim." she points out, smiling warmly at the dark haired boy. if he meant to cause harm, it would definitely shock her after explaining how he wanted to be opposite from a monster. "alright, i'm trustin' you. i really am." she felt her heart soften with some relief, tiny fingers gently curling into his bracelet as they held palms. until his hand slipped away to touch her cheek, the kind touch... not a mean slap or abusive in any way like all the ways she only experienced touch from the opposite sex left her speechless. it was a terrible fear his palms could turn cruel like all the other males in her life, he was the first to make her feel like a baby being safely cradled. he was the first to give her a touch that didn't hurt, it felt foreign to be handled so kindly. wasn't sure how she was even holding the tears in at this point. it was laughing to save it all at his joke about a mammoth and it's gas, covering her mouth with her hand as quick as the laughter loudly bubbled over. "you can if you have the energy, but you should rest soon. i'll have to sweep." she twisted the lid back on the lotion, sliding it up on the shelf then slowly standing up, "yeah, it's a bit of a walk to it but it's all worth it."

“hm?  what  do  you  mean?”  billy  purses  his  lips  to  keep  from  grinning  goofily,  his  eyes  twinkling  with  amusement  as  they  linger  on  lucy  gray’s  flushed  visage.  she’s  so  genuinely  innocent  that  he  almost  feels  bad  for  having  this  conversation  with  her  in  the  first  place.  “it’s  not  always  easy  to  wait  when  you’re  both  attracted  to  each  other,  and…”  he  pauses,  not  sure  how  to  put  his  thoughts  into  words  without  sounding  like  a  heartless  asshole  to  this  sweet,  angelic  girl  who  clearly  is  more  on  the  naive  side  when  it  comes  to  romance,  “you  don’t  want  to  marry  every  single  person  you  take  into  your  bed.  sometimes  sparks  fly,  but  you  both  know  it’s  only  temporary  and  there’s  no  hard  feelings  when  you  go  your  separate  ways.”  of  course,  he  has  to  think  of  alice  and  how  miserable  he’d  be  if  they  had  to  spend  their  entire  lives  together,  but  he’s  not  the  kind  of  man  who  kisses  and  tells  so  he  doesn’t  bring  her  up  as  an  example.  

“i  really  like  your  way  of  thinking,”  even  if  he  doesn’t  live  by  these  rules  that  are  so  dear  to  her  heart,  “but  what  happens  when  you’ve  already  promised  to  love  each  other  for  life  and  then  it  turns  out  you’re  not  compatible?  i  don’t  think  god  wants  us  to  be  miserable  or  truly  minds  if  we  experiment  before  settling  down.”  shrugging,  he  doesn’t  want  to  say  something  that  will  offend  her,  but  this  perfect  kind  of  love,  where  two  people  wait  to  tie  the  knot  and  then  live  happily  ever  after,  happens  mostly  in  fairytales.  “it  doesn’t  have  to  be  serious,  lucy  gray,  and  just  because  it’s  not  serious  doesn’t  immediately  mean  it’s  reckless.”  a  soft  sigh  escapes  his  lips,  his  gaze  falling  onto  her  hands,  struggling  not  to  look  up  and  marvel  at  these  cute,  burning  cheeks  of  hers.  he’s  not  trying  to  change  her  mind  or  corrupt  her,  but  she  should  know  that  love  comes  in  different  forms  and  sizes.  “and  that’s  perfectly  alright,  feeling  the  way  you’re  feeling.  it’s  okay.  you  don’t  have  to  prove  anything  to  anyone.”  he  doesn’t  want  her  to  worry  there  might  be  something  wrong  with  her,  the  way  he  felt  when  jesse  first  had  a  similar  conversation  with  him,  and  so  he  briefly  rests  his  hand  on  her  knee.  a  gentle  squeeze  to  comfort  her  and  then  it’s  gone,  not  trying  to  be  flirtatious,  just  a  good  friend.  “i’d  say  it’s  the  other  way  ‘round.  it  starts  with  pleasure,”  god,  why  does  this  word  taste  so  strange  on  his  tongue  all  the  sudden?  “and  babies  are  a  bonus.  an  afterthought.”  it  would  be  so  very  awkward  if  pleasure  didn’t  matter,  if  people  only  made  love  when  they  wanted  to  have  a  baby.

“i  won’t  hurt  you,  i  swear  it,”  he  repeats,  using  his  forefinger  to  gently  tilt  her  chin  up  and  make  her  look  him  in  the  eyes  before  taking  her  hands  into  his.  whereas  trust  is  the  most  important  thing  to  her,  this  is  the  most  important  thing  to  him  —  making  sure  the  ones  he  cares  about  know  they  can  rely  on  him  at  all  times  and  feel  safe  around  him.  “my  father  was  a  good  but  weak  man.  it  didn’t  matter  if  he  was  or  wasn’t  there.  he  couldn’t  protect  his  family.  my  ma  could  never  count  on  him.”  why  is  he  telling  her  this?  must  be  these  glossy  eyes  of  hers,  gleaming  in  the  last  rays  of  the  dying  sun,  so  warm  right  before  it  conceals  itself  over  the  horizon.  she  pulls  on  the  strings  of  his  heart  without  even  meaning  to.  “my  stepfather  was  even  worse  ‘cause  he  wasn’t  a  good  man.  he  could  never  hold  a  job  either,  didn’t  have  much  to  his  name,  not  that  it  stopped  him  from  frequent  visits  at  the  local  brothel.  nobody  ever  felt  safe  around  those  men,  not  my  ma,  not  joe…  and  so  i  promised  myself  to  never  be  like  them,  that  i’d  do  everything  in  my  power  to  never  hurt  the  ones  close  to  me.  what  i’m  tryin’  to  say  is  —  you  don’t  have  to  worry,  lucy  gray.  i  really  won’t  hurt  you.”  he  doesn’t  expect  her  to  trust  him  immediately,  knows  it  will  take  time,  but  he’ll  try  his  best  to  make  it  happen  one  day.

“so,  i’m  very  much  ready  to  take  on  this  challenge  and  make  sundance  and  spirit  jealous  of  our  friendship,”  he  laughs  softly,  letting  go  of  her  hands  and  cupping  her  warm  cheek.  his  thumb  caressing  the  skin  beneath  her  eye,  willing  to  wipe  away  any  tears  that  might  roll  down  her  face  and  pretend  he’s  never  seen  a  thing.  “yeah,  it  does,  doesn’t  it?  and  it  stinks  like  a  mammoth’s  fart.”  suddenly,  his  only  job  is  bringing  back  that  dazzling  smile  that  never  fails  to  make  his  heart  miss  a  beat.  “what  do  you  say  i  fix  you  a  bath  and  go  clean  up  the  mess  we’ve  left  in  your  bedroom?”  he  offers,  lowering  his  hand  into  his  lap  when  he  realizes  he  shouldn’t  be  getting  handsy  with  her.  “and  how  long  do  you  think  it  takes  to  grab  a  girl  like  you?  a  split  second  is  all  it  takes,  lucy  gray.”  trying  to  refrain  from  shaking  his  head  as  she  continues  to  rub  lotion  into  his  skin,  he  restores  to  huffing  and  shrugging  his  shoulders.  “you’re  very  welcome.”  giggling  as  her  skilled  fingertips  trail  down  the  side  of  his  face,  tickling  his  skin  and  making  it  tingle,  leaving  it  slightly  flushed.  he  loves  being  pampered  and  so  he  doesn’t  even  try  to  protest  when  she  moves  to  his  hands,  coating  both  of  them  in  this  shiny  substance.  “true,  but  your  birthday  should  be  about  you.”  she’s  so  selfless  that  it  makes  him  wonder…  does  she  ever  put  herself  first?  “that  sounds  like  such  a  fun  day,  very  sweet  of  her  to  care  for  you  like  that.”  he  hopes  maude  ivory  won’t  mind  having  a  helper  around.  “and  there’s  a  lake  nearby?”  he  didn’t  notice,  not  that  it  surprises  him.  he  was,  after  all,  barely  conscious  when  he  got  here.

[frogmascquerade]

. Slight sword af s2e1 spoilers in the tags :D