#Life for Life

[don-dake]

《命轉情真》 (1999) | “Life for Life”

[goldenpinof]

i feel emOTION

yes, pain

[parttimepunner]

Pour one out for a real one.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[comeguessmethisriddle]

well? can you?

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[don-dake]

「望咩呀？！矮仔！」

“Whatcha' looking at?! Midget!”

「望咩？！大山婆！」

“Whatcha' looking at?! Gigantor!”

「你呀！做我人質，行！」

“You! You're my hostage! Move it!”

「做人質？！做人質搵女人！」

“Hostage?! You should look for a woman to be a hostage!”

「我以事論事，人質梗係搵女人㗎喇！* 梗係大聲啲，同情你…」

“I'm just saying it like it is, women of course make better hostages! * Louder (for the people at the back?), have some pity…(?)”

* As his sentence was cut off midspeech, unclear what would have been said.

「呢個世界而家男女平等，做人質冇一定要女人！」

“This world is now equal for the sexes, women hostages aren't a given!”

「尤其是你！奀挑鬼命，易得啲㗎嘛！」

“You especially! Exceptionally scrawny and weak, so much easier (with you as a hostage)!”

「我呢個鋼條型好對手㗎！又瘦，有虛位…」

“This hard steel bar shape (body) of mine is really good at fighting! And skinny to boot, good chance to wriggle…(free?)”

「唔殺得你哋個個都唔識驚！」

“You don't know what being afraid is until I kill you all, is it!”

《命轉情真》 (1999) | 第二集

新詞：

大山婆 (🇭🇰🇲🇴 daai⁶ saan¹ po⁴)

奀挑鬼命 (🇭🇰🇲🇴 ngan¹ tiu¹ gwai² meng⁶)

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?