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emilykaldwen · 6 months

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Nooooo I have been hit with the kudos bot on AO3 (where your kudos go up but your hits don't???).

So use this as a reminder to donate to AO3! Getting them funding means they can get more people working behind the scenes to sort through the backlog of bugs and issues they've been working (which is why the site is marked as being in beta)

#ao3 #ao3 writer #Like I don't look at my stats #but the last two days my guest kudos blew up?#and at first I was like oh cool #but there were no comments #you'd expect at least one #also a reminder that kudos are fun but I keep my fics open #so that those without an AO3 account are welcome to comment!

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gotchibam · 5 months

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I don’t know if you’ve already been asked this but, what’s YOUR favorite Pokémon?

Ooooh I think it'd be Shinx!! Basically my fave electric meow meow ;w; <3

#asks #nevermore-ramblings #kinda funny considering i've drawn pikachu a lot more #and also my icon :)))))#in reality & in my heart my fave pokemon is shinx <3 #sometimes it's cyndaquil...... idk I love them both!!!#they're just lil guys 🥺#im gonna be honest my fave pokes are based more on how I feel abt their looks & vibe and not their stats so please don't judge me 😅#like how if i were a pkmn trainer i'll just have lil guys around me :)))

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anthonycrowley · 1 year

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the fact azcrow is one of the top pairings on ao3 will never not be completely fucking bonkers to me tbqfh

#my post #idk man it's just wild to me it's like aww i remember when you had like 1500 fics #gomens #gomens tv #was looking at the ship stats list the other day i'm not even saying this is a bad thing it's just like damn #almost teen wolf big??? would not have predicted that in any stretch of the imagination tbh #like honestly i don't think it will ever ever overtake destiel because destiel is next level #but like. long term. not immediately. i am slightly concerned about it overtaking johnlock. look at those numbers.

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aq2003 · 1 year

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1x69 // 1x89 or; keyleth and percy and "i need you"

#keyleth #percy de rolo #critical role #vox machina #criticalroleedit #marisha ray #taliesin jaffe #cr #cr1 #my edits #percy and kiki #sorry i have diseases. i put the last 2 gifs next to each other and teared u]p #'i need you. but we're not all going to make it' . god. top 5 things percy has said that make me mentally ill #ALSO. THE FACT THAT CHARISMA IS KEYLETH'S WORST STAT. SHE HAS A +0 TO THAT. AND SHE ROLLED A 19 #these gifs are so crusty i love them so much tho #if you're seeing this on mobile i am sorry the alt tag is covering like half of the percy dialogue text </3 just click on th gifs to see it #rohan don't look #<- this gifset doesnt have overt spoilers but in case ur seeing this. block that tag for the future lol

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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thevioletcaptain · 1 year

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if you as a fic reader ever become possessed by the urge to do a popularity bracket with the fics other people wrote and shared for fun and for free, consider:

don't ❤️

#just!!!! make a rec list!!!!!!!!!#popularity contests do nothing but drive writers out of fandoms by pitting people against their friends #and invariably result in people being assholes in the comments as if the people who wrote the fic can't see it #like ''oh clearly fic x is better than fic y''#or ''why is fic c even in this poll?''#nobody gains anything by you doing a bracket to see which fic is the ''most popular''#a stat which could be found more easily & less cruelly by simply hitting the sort by bookmarks/kudos button on ao3 #anyway ugh. i saw that one of my fics was being pitted against one of my friend's fics in this bracket that's going around #and i have no idea who is ''winning'' because i refuse to look. but either way it's gonna feel bad!!!#because i want my friend to get his flowers so i want him to win!!! but i also would like to know that people like my fic!!!!#so it's just a lose/lose situation even though i generally don't give a shit about numbers #but this turns it into a schoolyard popularity thing #and the emotional response to having people *vote* on if your work is *better or worse* than other fic is hard to ignore #cannot reiterate enough JUST MAKE A REC LIST #or if you absolutely must do a bracket like this do it in a private chat server or something #don't create a public forum for people to pass value judgements where the authors can see it #and feel bad if they get told their fic is ''worse'' than someone elses #but also feel bad if they get told theirs is ''better'' because it came at the cost of telling another author they weren't good enough #ANYWAY i still feel sick with a super sore throat and a headache & am probably extra cranky because of it #(still testing negative thankfully so it's probably just weather/allergen related)#gonna go make some tea and prep the fic updates i want to post today #cass says things #fandom problems #wank adjacent

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roraimae · 7 months

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fight fight fight!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 karlach #karlach bg3 #tav #bg3 tav #i saw tumblr compress this image in real time that's wild I never noticed it that much before #anyway #buff fiery barbarian and her electric sorcerer that likes to use her shoulders as vantage #i cheated a little cause crowe's ingame outfit is jade green & black not blue #I just don't like how the azure looks on them in the game #but in art it just looks better than the green #so eh #that's also not karlach's final gear I just don't like how her act 3 gear looks in my playthrough but th STATS #nocturnal arts

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sergle · 1 year

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Now I’m curious, what breeds are on your list?

✨Golden Retrievers✨ Pomeranians Samoyeds Rottweilers Irish red setters German Shepherd (I like the black ones) Rough Collies and Shelties Great Pyrenees Bernese Mountain Dogs Cocker Spaniels St. Bernards Borzois and probably more that I forgot to list!! These are all dogs that I Especially want to cry when I see them, and that I could see myself loving / being able to meet the particular needs of their breed. I've expanded my Range a little in the two years since I brought Hugo home, since he's taught me a lot about dogs, and I could potentially take care of a baby with very different needs from the ones that he had. I'm still by no means a dog expert but. Yanno. You learn small things over time! In the end, when I was searching for a dog a few years ago, I had a few qualifications I didn't want to budge on. I needed a dog that's trainable, but not stubborn, a dog that's gentle and considerate with my cats and my niblings, a dog that's not too reactive, a dog with soft fur, and a dog that is affectionate. So... Hugo is all of those things!!! He picks up skills quickly and listens (I gotta work on his Recall though), he takes extreme care around the cats and is so careful that he can be left alone with kittens and baby chicks, so being sat on / bothered / tugged on by small kids isn't even a challenge. He has never growled at anyone or anything in Irritation in his life. He's never bared his teeth. He doesn't bark at strangers or at odd noises, he doesn't snap as a response to being surprised. He's extremely pillowy soft, and his fur doesn't irritate my skin or pierce my clothes. He is extremely, extremely sweet and loving, frankly to the point that he would easily fall in love with a new owner if he was kidnapped lmao. You can maybe see why I like goldens so much. I got REALLY close to adopting a Pomeranian, which I'll continue to Think About, basically forever... but as someone with a predisposition for migraines, I don't want to set the dog up for failure if I'm not ready to hear bark bark bark bark bark bark bark all day. That's the ONLY downside. Maybe I invest in some noise cancelling headphones? They're beautiful dogs though, I love an animal that looks like a little rat. You ever see one of them after a bath? My god.

#they're comically small.#but YEAH that's the list as well as I can remember it off the top of my head!!!#sorry you asked me about dogs so I'm gonna Talk About Dogs. I have too many paragraphs of thoughts.#sergle.txt #sergle answers #I spent a lot of time looking at the Stats on the AKC website? for dog breeds #which is amazingly helpful actually. to just give a sliding scale on all the general breed traits #I also like mixes and mutts and everything btw. I love a good shelter dog. but.#I wanted to be able to predict what I was in for with this dog. hence Hugo. He's very much breed standard #with a random puppy you don't know exactly what traits they'll be predisposed to have #and again there were some very important things I needed.#but yeah I spent a lot of time looking at Stats and for First Dog.. I wanted to veer away from #the Loud dogs and from the ones that have high exercise needs. like LOTS AND LOTS of activity #Bc I wasn't prepared to deal with too much barking and I wasn't prepared to go on 5 hikes a day. yk.#Idk! it's all fun. there's something pokemon like to me abt dog breeds #it's fun the way that they're all so so different

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front-facing-pokemon · 1 year

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#combusken #ough they're angry! they're angry that they stopped being cute and someone out there just put them in the box bc they're not cute anymore #reference to the tags of the previous post. I STILL DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE and i'm not gonna google it tbqh #lots of folks talked at me in the comments of the kingdra post telling me abt its competitive stats and it was interesting i guess #although i couldn't talk back and start a conversation bc tumblr won't let me write comments from sideblogs and i refuse to #y'know. break the mystery. if you want to find my main blog you gotta do it authentically. folks also thought that i was the one who blazed #the dunsparce post but i did not. that was a random follower of the blog who blazed that post. and like shoutouts i guess but damn #if y'all wanna put *money* into this blog… then y'know… there's a whole pokémon behind this blog… maybe you could… put money into her #I'M KIDDING i'm kidding #unless..? either way none of this is about fucking combusken so HERE'S COMBUSKEN LOOK AT THEM

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manyothermusingsofmine · 7 months

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yes the 8 strength jokes are funny but on the other hand the ones in bg3 with 8 strength are a wizard who self isolated in a tower for a year, a vampire spawn rogue consistently underfed by his master, and a warlock who I assume was more durance trained than for pure strength and who has definitely been banking more on his eldritch powers for the last seven odd years so like. yeah.

#bg3 #gale #astarion #wyll #i don't have an explanation for halsin having such an abysmal strength stat i mean cmon #also ill be honest i never looked at minsc stats and I still feel like the game bugged on him #because when I leveled him up in act 3 his hp was like dramatically lower than the rest of my crew #so I went -yknow what you just.. stay here in camp and himbo it up when I talk to you thats fine by me-#idk I like the jokes but I'm not entirely keen on the -haha these men aren't stereotypically Masculine Strong TM- undertone some have

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dkettchen · 2 months

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Now this may not seem like a massive change in format, but boy howdy do I feel proud of myself for writing the functions to automate this ehehehehehe (unfortunately for me ao3 ship stat op used a different formatting for the pre-2020 tables, so I'll have to write another function to sort those ones out too ToT)

#coding #ship stats #python #csv #ao3 ship stats #I'm gonna visualise their annual ship rankings data!#(and likely the tumblr fandom ones too)#but first I gotta clean the source data & build a data base #run all the raw data sets through my code #and then I will have a huge updated more uniform and complete data set #which I can then learn how to visualise #for data portfolio purposes #translation for non-coders: wow code is fun but it looks unimpressive if you don't know #I basically took the base text I copied off the ao3 ship rankings posts on ao3 #and wrote a bunch of code that automatically formats it from a to b #into a format that's easier to work with in my code #to be able to put it into a proper database later

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feeshies · 2 months

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one time i wanted to try fallout rp off of tumblr, so i joined another group and i made my character asian (one of my first real attempts at trying to incorporate my heritage into an oc) but one of the other players insisted on being incredibly racist towards me. he insisted that he wasn't racist, but it wouldn't be realistic for his character to not be racist since he was rping as a diehard anti-communist. i didn't want to start shit, especially since i was new, so at first i thought about rewriting my oc to be a white dude instead, but then i just gave up and dipped lol. the end.

#i can't find any old art of the oc either but i can remember what he looked like #i knew any pushback would be responded to with 'uhh fallout is a dark game with fucked up themes so racism is going to exist'#i just think it's funny that the justification was 'realism'#but i remember the other player saying that it didn't make sense for my character to have a high perception bc of his eye shape #no you don't understand #having numbered stats is very realistic

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batsplat · 3 months

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number of sunday race wins per title winner this century (wins/number of races)

2001: 11/16

2002: 11/16

2003: 9/16

2004: 9/16

2005: 11/17

2006: 2/17

2007: 10/18