Lilith Agere! <3
Anon requested a baby regressed Lilith and I simply ADORE the idea! She could relive her childhood and get the attention and appreciation that was denied her. And titan knows Hooty would LOVE playing with regressed Lilith <3
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i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳
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Imagine if you will, Alastor, pettiest man in Hell once again choosing to lean into a relationship he DOES NOT have just to piss off a Morningstar.
But this time its Lilith.
When she shows back up, he is suddenly ALL OVER Lucifer. He might hate Luci but he hates Lilith more so he's going to make it very clear that he's closer ro her beloved than she is right now.
And he DOES pay attention so suddenly Lucifer is confronted by just like. An amount of care he hasn't felt in years. Alastor knows how he takes his coffee, the signs of him being overstimulated, his favorite song, and how he likes to unwind. And he makes sure to pamper him by taking care of all of it before he could ask, even if he would never.
And Lucifer isn't *stupid* he KNOWS there's ulterior motives but its also so nice??? Apparently Alastor can be downright lovely when given a reason to be?? Suddenly he understands why Charlie was so eager to look past his flaws, and accept his disingenuous affection. Man doesn't do SHIT by halves so it *feels* real.
Cue Alastor selling himself Luci and Charlie as one big happy family like its his *job*.
Lilith is none percent pleased by this but if she disciplines him she'll be showing her hand AND hurting her husband and daughter. The bastard put himself in the perfect spot.
Which leaves Lucifer desperately trying not to catch feelings while also trying to reconcile with his estranged wife, questioning if he even really wants to. Charlie just wants her parents to be happy but is also kind of pleased to see Alastor and her Dad getting along? Not that she doesn't want her parents back together, but Alastor is treating her Dad like...really well?
Alastor is having the time if his afterlife. If he'd known how much fun it was to be a homewrecker he would have done this years ago.
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«I'm here»
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Shit post!
Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙
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Random Deer Little Doe AU Stuff
Lilith: This is my husband, Lucifer
Lucifer: And this is my wife Lilith
Both: And this is our husband Alastor!
*Camera pans out to an annoyed but flustered looking Alastor*
Alastor: For the last time your majesties, I am not your husband.
*Alastor super messily ripping some angels limb then drinking their blood like a wild animal*
Lilith + Lucifer: Oh wow, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Lilith: Me and Luci have been trying to ask this demon out
Lucifer: We've been dropping them the most obvious hints for dozens of years now. No response.
Alastor: They just sound stupid.
Lilith: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just... dense.
Alastor: Maybe you two need to be more obvious? Perhaps, oh I don’t know… maybe say something like “Hey! I love you!”
Lucifer: I guess you’re right. Hey Alastor, Me and Lilith both love you.
Alastor: See! Just say that!
Lucifer: (Un)Holy fucking shit.
Alastor: If that flies over their head then, sorry your highnesses, but they are too dumb for you both.
Lilith: Alastor.
Luci and Lilith, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Alastor, confused: I mean, you told me to stay and work here, in your home, so yes.
Lucifer: If I say I love you, will you say it back to me dear?
Lilith: Of course, Luci.
Lucifer: I love you.
Lilith: It back.
*Later*
Alastor: Why is Lucifer crying face-down on the floor while cuddling his rubberducks?
Alastor: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Lilith:
Lilith: I'm going to tell him.
Lucifer: Please don't.
Lilith: I really like Eminem.
Lucifer: I prefer skittles.
Alastor: She's talking about the rapper.
Lucifer: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Kid Charlie: I wish you were my official parent Al.
Alastor: I'm truly honored to hear that, princess. But unfortunately that request seems impossible.
Kid Charlie: Oh! You should marry my mom and dad so that you can officially be my other parent!
Alastor: That's a splendid ide- wait what.
Lucifer: Here we are at the toy store my little star! Now go and pick a present!!
*Two hours later*
Lucifer: Well? Has anything caught your eye yet char-char?
Kid Charlie: Dad!! I want that one. *points*
Lucifer:
Kid Charlie:
Lucifer: For the last time, you can't pick Alastor.
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screenshot redraws,, aka the closest ill probably ever get to reanimating a scene :")
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Some thoughts on Lucifer's mental health, relationships, and role as king of hell!
Lucifer’s perception of himself as the king of hell is really interesting to me because he’s very blase about it in canon while totally using it when it suits him.
I think it’s really telling that the first time he actually brings it up himself is when it’s something he can leverage to help Charlie out. He reads to me like someone who objectively knows that he’s the hottest shit in town, but also just doesn’t really think that it matters most of the time because it's not relevant to his personal problems. Being Lucifer Morningstar did not allow him to achieve his goals in petitioning heaven. Being the most powerful person in hell didn’t even un-fuck his family life!
...Except for when suddenly it might in fact help un-fuck his relationship with his daughter.
It's the main thing he can desperately and dramatically showcase as a worthwhile reason for Charlie to maintain a relationship with him, because he as a person is depressed, half-functional, and barely has enough spoons to pay attention to a conversation he's having with her while he's actively having it, nevermind remembering their last one.
He wants to! And it doesn't start with his song at the hotel! It starts with him answering the phone, heavily fumbling actually connecting with Charlie despite clearly desperately wanting to, and then realizing she's asking him for something and promptly choking on his tea before excitedly telling her, "Yeah! Of course! Anything within my power is yours for the asking, you just name it." He knows that there is a great deal 'within his power,' and he's happy and relieved that he can offer her that!
Lilith has been gone for years but he's still wearing his wedding ring. His walls are still covered in family portraits. He's just been sitting in his room making thousands of rubber ducks he thinks suck instead of ruling hell, because his daughter liked that one duck he made one time.
Charlie needed him to support her in her mission, but damn did Lucifer also need Charlie to get him out and moving and actually doing things again.
Anyway, someone get this man on an SSRI.
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Lilith: Why does Charlie have so many ducks in her room?
Lucifer: I gave them to her
Lilith: ...
Lucifer: She needs to start raising her army, my love
Charlie: I AM THE GOD OF RAINBOWS
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Y’all remember the days when Belos was just the funky mysterious masked villain with the sans eye. Remember when Little Miss Perfect dominated both the fandom and Amity Blight as a character. Remember when some of us were genuinely worried Eda would die in the S1 finale. Remember when we all hated Lilith with a seething passion. Remember when Luz’s biggest issue was just trying to figure out day-to-day Boiling Isles life. Remember when, save for the finale, Understanding Willow and Enchanting Grom Fright were the episodes we all lost our minds over.
Wild times
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Post-Cannon TOH headcanons
⚠️SPOILERS⚠️
Camila took Luz out of school so she can help rebuild the isles as much as she can. Luz and Vee graduated together in the same class
Camila legally adopted Vee. Eda told Camila to use Marilyn as the birth parent since she has records of being in the human realm
Raine and Eda get married at some point either before or after the time skip
When Eda becomes the headmaster of the wild magic university, Principal Bump regretted all of his choices
Vee and Masha are dating and Vee took Masha to see the Demon Realm
Steve and Lilith are besties
Darious and Alador get together and they adopt Hunter
Amity gave Luz her necklace and Raine gave Eda their earring as some sort of promise item (kinda like how there’s promise rings)
Lilith is Amity’s mother’s figure
How Luz wins her scholarship: she writes a fictional story about her adventures
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*The poly finally reunite after Lilith's 7 year long absence.*
Imagine King Lucifer Morningstar practically storming in the halls of the Morningstar Mansion, his full demon form slowly coming to fruition with every step he takes toward the master bedroom. Over his broad shoulders are a flustered Queen of Hell herself on one and their shared concubine on the other, the latter possessing a simple grin, expecting this reaction from the fallen angel.
Lucifer: We have to make up for lost time together, all 3 of us. An hour for every year that you were gone, Lili.
Lilith: 7 hours? I've missed you both dearly, but isn't that a bit much?
Concubine!Reader: Luci opted for 7 days at first, but I convinced him to show you mercy, seeing as it has been a while since we've had a taste of you.
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It’s “being annoyed that Lilith didn’t get an in-show confirmation of being aroace” hours boys
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Cats
[Одуванчик]
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