#Loki: *facepalms*

[worstloki]

AU where Thor's dumped on Earth in Thor 1 mortal and through the roof of one of the Sanctum Sanctorum branches

[dailylogyn]

This is Joanne Harris’ explanation from her website for why Sigyn was portrayed the way she is in her book, “The Gospel of Loki.”

If I had a dime for every time a Pop Culture writer portrayed Loki thinking of/or treating Sigyn in a bad way, or Sigyn being a doormat, I’d be a freakin millionaire right now…but it still wouldn’t fix my problem with how Pop Culture continues to stick with this narrative for Loki and Sigyn.

http://www.joanne-harris.co.uk/books/the-gospel-of-loki/the-gospel-of-loki-a-readers-guide/

[sarcastic-salem]

I seriously just……I was cleaning out my coffee maker and dumped the cold coffee in the trash bin🤦‍♀️ That’s gonna be fun to clean up.

Loki help….

[milaisreading]

Crossdresser!Yn AU during the PXG match:

Crossdresser!Yn: Are you still mad at me for blocking you back then?

Shidou, smiling as he slings his arm around her shoulder: Nope~ not at all!

Crossdresser!Yn: Then why are you looking at me like that?

Shidou: Just imagining how it will look like once you are begging for mercy underneath me

Crossdresser!Yn:...

Loki, facepalms. Charles let's out a horrified shriek. Karasu and Rin are preparing to aim footballs at Shidou's head. Tokimitsu is trembling in fear while standing next to an agitated Kaiser and Ness. Yukimiya needs to wash his eyes out and Kurona his ears. Hiori is plotting murder with Gagamaru, Kunigami, and Isagi.

Crossdresser!Yn: You do know you will get a red card if you tackle me.

Shidou: I didn't say where

Crossdresser!Yn: What are you even saying?

Shidou: I am saying-

Noa: Ok, that's enough.

Loki: Red card for you, Shidou

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 13

(Notes: Female reader cause...come on Dadam would be a hyper protective dad if he had a daughter.

Deities involved: Hades,Loki,Shiva, Poseidon and Thor.)

~When Y/N brings her male buddies at home.~

Y/N:*happy aura* I'm so happy that Dad let you come with me!!

Loki:I'm surprised too.

Shiva:Yeah "I mean he's called the lover boys killer"

Hades: I hope he can enjoy the apple cider I brought here.

Y/N:Of course he will!*smiles and opens the door* Dad! We're here!

Adam:Welcome back home sweetheart*Pat's Y/N's head*

Y/N:*giggles* Are mom and big brothers home?

Adam:Yes, they are in garden right now. Why don't you go give them a hug? They missed you a lot.

Y/N: *nods* Okay! My friends can help you preparing dinner!! *turns to the boys* It won't take too long!*runs in the garden*

The gods:.....*they all look at Adam*

Adam:*keeps smiling while looking at Y/N*

Poseidon/Thor:....*clearly have a bad feeling*

Shiva: She always looks so innocent."I bet she's a naughty girl under the sheets" *pervert smirk*

Loki:Yeah....so innocent..."I really want to corrupt that innocence "* psycho smirk*

Adam:....*the smile drops*

Poseidon/Thor: "Idiots he can tell what you're thinking "

Hades:*coughs cause he knows that he has to make a good impression * It's an honor to meet you Adam, I'm Hades,a close 'friend' of your daughter. As a gift for your hospitality I brought you some Apple cider...

Adam:I have five rules. Memorize them.

Hades:Umh...of course I mean it's your house...

Adam: Rule number ONE: Don't bother sucking up. I HATE you. That's not gonna change.

Hades: I...I beg your pardon?

Adam: You'll give me your phone numbers and social media when I call you, you WILL answer. That's rule number TWO. You're not welcome here you're insects, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the food chain. You WILL obey to me without complaining.*menacing aura*

Loki:*starts shaking*

Adam: When you go out with her or come here to do anything, you will ALWAYS keep some distance from her. Which brings me to rule number THREE, don't try be a Romeo or a Don Giovanni when you're alone with her. If I don't see doesn't mean I won't know if you did something.

Thor/Poseidon:....*nod*

Adam: Rule number FOUR:... If she calls me....telling me that you hurt her or tried doing SOMETHING to her don't bother call me to give me explanations.Not only you will have lost your chances with her but you definitely asked for death.

Shiva:*raises his hand while shaking*

Adam:what?

Shiva: You said five rules. That was only four.

Hades:...."He did not...just ask him that..."*mentally facepalming*

Adam: *evil smirk* Rule number FIVE: You must refer to me as SIR. If you want to live. Do not call me Adam, man, bud, buddy,pops or "dad". You won't EVER get the privilege and the honor to do that.

Shiva:....of...of course sir....

Adam:Good.

Y/N: I'm back!! Guys,are you okay? You look pale.*clueless *

Thor:....we...

Adam:They are fine sweetheart, they must be tired,I heard that coming from Valhalla can be exhausting for a god. Right?*smiles*

Poseidon:....it's true...

Y/N: Is that so....well you can rest now! Mom and I will prepare lunch!!

Adam: Sweetheart you should rest too, Cain and Abel can help your mother. Why don't WE give them a tour of the house?

Y/N:*smiles* That's a wonderful idea dad!!

Adam: Well then, it's decided.*keeps smiling*

Poseidon: "We knew...what kind of man was Adam"

Hades:"....The rumours were clear..."

Thor: ".....But we ignored them ...and still came here..."

Loki:"....We literally threw ourselves in the lion's den..."

Shiva:"...Sure we may be gods...but now..."

The gods: "We're really fucked."

[seii-fantasy]

WHERE'S THE KID?

Ror characters x Nezuko! Reader

Just to say im alive😭

"Y/N WHERE ARE YOU!"

Y/n , a young woman who has been turned into a demon and her apparence turned into a child of six years old .

She was sleeping on a comfy pillow , the gods and human with the valkyries thought it will be better to leave the small girl sleeping alone ; after a couple of hours Brunehilde came back to check on Y/n but the small h/c girl has disappeared

Brunehilde kept calling for Y/n , searching for her but it was useless. She had disappeared .

Then Brunehilde has yelled the h/c name in the whole pantheon . Her scream was heard in the Valhalla , the Gods has recognized the name who was screamed by the Oldest Valkyrie .

"(Name) has vanished ?" Adam thought . His fatherly instinct kicked in , in a matter of seconds , he appeared infront of Brunehilde "Where is Y/n?" Adam asked in a stoic tone. Then Alvitr appeared "Y/N HAS DISAPPEARED!???" She yelled "CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT ! I WANT TO HAVE MY PEACEFUL NAP!" Hlökk yelled back.

"Girls , please stop it" Hrist tried to calm the twins . To which Alvitr and Hlokk continue to argued , Hrist's eye turned golden "BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT ! Y/N HAS DISAPPEARED AND THE ONLY THING U TWO COULD DO IS ARGUING !?" Hrist yelled , Adam kept eating his apple while Brunehilde facepalmed herself

●°○ A couple of minutes later●°•

Every pantheon knew that Y/n , the small demon who can always made every deities melt up with their cuteness has vanished

In the Hindu Pantheon , a bunch of deities who were searching the h/c demon girl

"Y/n ! Sweetheart !" Parvati worried , kept calling in the whole Svarga "Y/n ? Come out please!" Kali whispered "Y/n ! We have some ( favorite food) for you!" Durga called but theres wasn't any signs of you

"Oi Y/n , get your cute face here!" Shiva yelled , "Y/n , y/n!" Rudra called but they couldn't heard a small hum that voice could belong to Y/n

While the Hindu pantheon was inspeting Svarga , in the Norse Pantheon

"Huh? My precious little y/n has disappeared!?" Loki beamed , "No she went to the Shinto Pantheon and had tea time with Tsukuyomi ! Dumb idiot ! Of course she has disappeared !" Huggin snapped at the God of Deceit . Thor who's usually stoic , his behaviour isn't similar as everyday , "Look. Everywhere" Thor mumbled "Yea , hope we can find her soon' Muggin spoke . The birds were still on their Master's Shoulders , who was searching in every corner where in the Valhalla is Y/n . Well Y/n was nowhere to be found in every pantheon , every deities and human searched desespairaidely the h/c girl.

●°• After many days and night●°•

Y/n was found , she was sleeping on Thrud , who was protecting her with her strong arms . While Eve was sleeping on Thrud's shoulder

They were in Thrud room , "HEY THERE SHE IS !" Raiden beamed happily "Shhhh!" Shiva shushed the sumo who cannot keep his joy for himself , Parvati fainted on the sight of Y/n sleeping with Thrud and Eve saying , it was pure cuteness . While the others deities , humans and valkyries were finally satisfied that the small h/c girl who can melt everyone's heart within seconds was found

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello, I really love your works? How have you been doing? I have been scrolling through your pages and masterlist and I find one about powerful and beautiful minor deity reader who is a bit lazy, lol.

Can I request continuotion of this with how the reader start dating the same RoR characters from before and how others reacted to it? Especially the one that harassed her in the ball?

-Thor- Aphrodite was pinching both of your cheeks, making you whine as she scolded you, “You’ve been going out with him for months now and you’ve kept it from me?! I found out through Loki- LOKI OF ALL PEOPLE!!!” you pouted up at her, giving her puppy dog eyes which made her flinch back, “I’m sorry Aphrodite, Thor and I wanted to keep it quiet until the next party.” She pulled back, folding her arms, pouting herself as she sat on her chase lounge, not looking at you but she opened her arms, demanding cuddles. You hugged her, crawling into your lap before she deflated, unable to stay mad at you, “Answer me this, how did Loki find out?” you sucked your lips into your mouth, your face flushing bright red and instantly Aphrodite let out a screechy squeal, hugging you tightly, easily rolling to pin you down on her chase lounge, “Tell me everything!! Tell me tell me tell me!!!” you were unable to escape from her curiosity. You were drained when you made it back to Thor who opened his arms for you and you instantly crawled in, hugging him tightly as you sagged against him, making him chuckle softly as he knew Aphrodite hadn’t been kind to you.

-Odin- He was traditional when he first asked to court you, something that shocked Loki to no end, sending you a simple bouquet of flowers and a handwritten letter, requesting the chance to court you. He had not expected you to show up at his front door and leap into his arms, peppering his face with kisses, making him laugh warmly, holding you close. He had not expected you to react so warmly to the idea, giving you a small smile, “Would you truly be happy with an old man like me?” you twirled a piece of his beard around your finger, a warm smile on your face, “Of course I will, you respect me and now I can handle myself! Plus, your letter was so sweet I couldn’t let a man like you slip through my grasp.” He chuckled warmly, the two of you walking together, arm in arm, walking right past a gawking Loki who was stunned stiff, seeing you with Odin. He facepalmed and instantly sent a message with some money attached to Aphrodite, as she won their bet.

-Hades- He asked to court you at the party, after asking you to dance with him, surprising you but you agreed, which made Aphrodite and Loki both cheer loudly, making you giggle. Hades saw many of the other men who had been vying for you deflate in defeat, as they couldn’t defeat Hades of all people. He was so sweet with you, holding your hand, offering you his arm to escort you, gifting you flowers and just being doting. Unlike other men who had tried the same, Hades felt different to you, there was something different about his affections, when he would brush your hair behind your ear, so he could see your face, your eyes, you melted. He wasn’t safe from your affections either, when you would scratch his scalp, letting him lay down on your chest, he was like a giant cat, melting into you, hugging you close as if you would disappear.

-Poseidon- Despite your quiet first meeting after you took care of that bastard, Poseidon was very attentive to you, he would greet you outside your home, asking to escort you, taking you to the beach and sitting with you so you could lounge around. Poseidon was very sweet with you, speaking kindly to you, but if anyone else was to approach he would instantly harden back into his cold self, speaking briskly with them, but as soon as he turns back to you, he’s so gentle. You’ve noticed this and it wasn’t hard to fall in love with this tsundere cutie. The first time you pecked his cheek you’re pretty sure his mind immediately burst into flames before he glared at you, “Do it again.” You couldn’t help but crawl into his lap, peppering his face with kisses.

-Poor Bastard- When he saw you walking around the party, you looked so beautiful, so elegant, and so alone! It was the perfect chance to ask you out! However, you rejected him, giving him a soft smile to let him down easily, “I’m not looking for a relationship right now.” He didn’t want to give up, getting a bit closer, trying again, ignoring your firm ‘no’ answers. When he grabbed your wrist, his other hand going to your waist, a leer on his face as he asked you to dance, you lost your temper and delivered a Divine Punishment Bitch Slap that sent him flying across the room. You removed your heels, immediately stomping over to discipline him some more, ignoring the gawking faces as you bitch slapped him again, feeling no regret for him.

[topsyturvy-turtely]

Fluffbruary with turtely

(missed days edition)

Day 26

[day 25] [day 27]

prompts: ice | beautiful | night by @fluffbruary <3

fandom: BBC Sherlock

will be uploaded to "That Stuff Called Fluff" on Ao3!

A/N: mainly inspired by the absolute amazing, lovely, kind, sweet, beautiful, lovely, heartwarming [insert all other positive adjectives to describe a person here] @justanobsessedpan - AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOLLOW BLOG!!! Arie drew this amazing art about a year ago and i was IMMEDIATELY inspired to write something based on it. i did NOT forget it... i'm just slow. thank you, bestie, for letting me use your art this way! here is the perfect perfect drawing (tap for better quality):

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"Ah, fudge!", John said, facepalming. They had just walked back into the changing room after their ice-hockey training.

"What's up?", Mike asked.

"Forgot my helmet at the rink. I'll be right back!"

John rushed out, grabbed his helmet from the bench right next to the ice, straightened up and-

dropped the helmet. It bounced a few times on the ice. It made loud thuds.

"Watson! You alright?", a voice from somewhere on John's left hand side yelled.

"Yeah, Greg, just forgot my...", John's eyes were fixed on the boy on the ice rink. It was a figure skater. A really beautiful figure skater. "Um..." His skating was... beautiful. His face was beautiful. In fact everything about him was beautiful. "My uh..."

The skater finished a flawless pirouette, in a half sitting position, his leg stretched out. How is that even- Wait- why did he stop- oh my god. Is he coming- what- wait that's-

"Your helmet?", the figure skater asked with a kind smirk on his lips. A kind smirk?! What the hell is a kind smirk?!

"Sorry- what?", John asked, after his brain finally registered that the figure skater had said something.

"You forgot your helmet?"

"I- uh... Yeah- I-", John let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding. He half recognized Greg smirking at him, bemused.

"Do you wanna go-", a side glance at his friend proved his suspicion. He didn't care. "On a..." Damn, this guy has gorgeous eyes. John gulped. "Date? With me?" Where did that question come from?

The boy raised his eyebrows. "Is that it?"

"Is that what?", John countered.

"We only just met. And we're gonna go on a date."

Oh, shit. He hadn't been thinking. He had just spoken. Come on, Watson. Get a grip! Confidence! Confidence is everything! "Problem?", John asked, feeling himself grin (hopefully convincingly).

The skater bandied looks with Greg, bemused as well as amused. He shifted his weight on one hip, then looked John up and down. "We don't know a thing about each other. I don't know where we're meeting. I don't even know your name."

Oh, right. Awkwardly John fumbled with his helmet, stuck it under his left arm, so he could extend his right, "John Watson. Speedy's. Tomorrow night at six P.M.?"

The boy shook his hand, with a suspicious eye. "Sherlock. And fine. But only because you're cute when you're flustered."

"Why- I am not-"

"See? Cute. See you tomorrow.", and Sherlock glided off the ice. There was a certain swing in his hips that made John drop his eyes...

"What. on earth. was that?", Greg asked with a disbelieving chuckle.

"That, Greg", John sucked in a breath. "Was me realizing, there's no way in hell I am straight." John said, still staring at the door through which the beautiful figure skater had left.

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[worstloki]

i think the funniest possible family drama to throw into Thor 1 would be if Laufey and Odin were brothers btw

[sarcastic-salem]

An ancient ass text message between me and a friend about Marvel Loki fanfiction.

[fanficshiddles]

The Call Of Fate, Chapter 19

The following few weeks were a huge range of emotions for Jade and Loki, but more so Jade. She went through hell and back on almost a daily basis. Loki being the only one that was able to bring her back from it.

It broke his heart seeing her so distraught, but trying to put on a brave face for the most part. He knew how much she was struggling.

Getting fitted for the wedding dress was one of the worst days.

Someone from Arthur’s estate had been sent with a dress to put on her and adjust as necessary. Jade not only hated the dress, it was so not her, it was revolting and uncomfortable. But she was scolded by the nasty old woman over her tattoos, piercings and hair. Told once again that she had to be rid of them. Even when Jade argued that it was too late for her tattoos, she would be left with big marks if she started the process, but she was told it would be better than the awful state of her skin as it was.

As soon as the old bat had left, Jade ran to the bathroom to be sick. Loki rushed after her after seeing her running down the corridor. It wasn’t the first time he’d found her puking after some kind of incident to do with the wedding.

He rubbed her back and held her hair out of the way for her until she felt better.

‘I hate you’re seeing me like this.’ She whispered as Loki wiped her face with a cloth. ‘So disgusting.’

Loki tucked her hair behind her ear. ‘You could never be disgusting, cupcake. Even if you wore a bin bag and had bin juice as perfume.’ Loki smirked.

Jade laughed a little and shook her head with a small smile. He always did manage to make her smile, even in her darkest moments.

She dragged herself up to her feet and went with Loki to get something to eat in the kitchen. Loki had been making sure she was eating plenty, as she seemed to forget to do so in all of her worry. Which was understandable. But she had to keep her strength up.

‘You know, I’ve been thinking.’ Loki announced loudly as he reheated some of Bruce’s leftover pasta for her.

‘Uh oh. That’s dangerous.’ Jade teased.

Loki narrowed his eyes at her momentarily.

‘What’s dangerous?’ Tony asked as he walked in with Clint.

‘Loki has been thinking.’ Jade said.

‘Uh oh. That is dangerous.’ Clint chuckled and sat down next to Jade at the island counter.

‘What’s on your mind, reindeer games?’ Tony asked.

‘Jade is so appallingly bad at cooking. Perhaps she mistakes a herb for poison while she cooks the prince a meal one night… I mean, we can vouch her cooking is bad, can’t we?’ Loki winked at her.

‘Hey! It’s not THAT bad… Is it?’ She whined.

Clint and Tony shrugged a bit sheepishly. ‘I mean… your Bolognese is ok… but you could do with some practice otherwise.’ Said Tony.

Jade crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head. ‘Thanks guys…’ She said sarcastically. ‘So as long as I don’t make bolognese I can fuck up any other recipe and get away with it?’

‘I’d say so.’ Loki grinned and slid the plate of pasta across the table to her with a fork.

‘Or just push him off the balcony after the wedding.’ Tony suggested as he grabbed a fork and stole some of her pasta. Loki glared daggers at him for doing so, but Jade just shook her head at him with a smile.

‘There’s a pool right underneath his balcony unfortunately… That thought has already crossed my mind.’ She said with a mouthful.

‘So you chuck in some sharks, that’ll do the trick.’ Clint said.

‘Filling it with acid would probably work quicker. Less chance of survival.’ Tony said.

‘Not as easy to do though.’ Clint countered.

‘Emptying the pool would do just as good.’ Loki shrugged.

‘I don’t think any of that would work, I’d be spotted too easily.’ Jade said.

‘I’ve got it!’ Clint announced loudly after everyone had fallen silent for a few minutes, making the other three jump. ‘Well it’s obvious. She just smothers him in his sleep with a pillow. Easy, no mess and no struggle.’

Jade laughed and facepalmed. ‘I appreciate the throwing ideas around, guys. But I’d rather not end up in prison for murder.’

‘You blame it on a maid.’ Tony shrugged.

‘I’d rather not have a poor maid chucked in prison either.’ She laughed lightly.

‘Hm. I guess not… Well, how would you like to come and watch us kick Loki’s ass in the training hall?’ Clint offered.

‘I think you’ll find it’s your ass that gets kicked.’ Loki growled at him.

‘If asses are being kicked, I don’t care who’s, I’m there to watch.’ Jade said as she put her plate in the sink.

‘I can assure you, cupcake. My ass is not one that will be kicked.’ Loki said firmly as he draped his arm over her shoulder as the four of them headed towards the hall.

But as they were walking, Tony literally kicked Loki in the ass, making him stumble forward a few steps. Jade and Clint howled with laughter while Tony ran off in another direction after the death stare Loki gave him, and he then ran after him, cursing at him on the way.

‘I’m so going to miss this.’ Jade said to Clint once she calmed down with her laughing.

Clint put his arm around her and gave her a squeeze. ‘You’ll still visit, you’re always going to be part of our family now.’

Jade smiled and nodded, trying not to think about it and hold back tears. ‘You… You will look after Loki for me, won’t you?’

Clint smiled. ‘Of course we will.’

‘I know he’s finding it hard too… considering how close we’ve gotten since I’ve been here.’ Jade said with a lump in her throat.

‘Don’t worry about him. I promise, we will look after him.’ Clint assured her. ‘You’ve got enough to be worrying about yourself.’

Jade nodded. ‘I know… But I do worry about him.’

Clint pulled her into him again for a proper hug this time and rubbed her back. They both froze though when they heard Tony screaming from somewhere in the compound, followed by a large smashing of a glass window.

Jade leaned back and looked at Clint. ‘I… think Loki found him.’

Clint scrunched his nose up and nodded. ‘Yeah, I’d say so.’

[milaisreading]

Crossdresser!Yn: Luna-san, Blake-san...

Blake: Hm?

Luna: What is it?

Crossdresser!Yn: Ehm... Rin and Silva-san are fighting again *points at the arguing duo*

Blake, facepalms: I will handle it. What even started the fight?

Crossdresser!Yn: Isagi told me they started to argue over scored points.

Luna: And you couldn't stop the fight either? *looks at Blake and Pablo trying to pull them away*

Crossdresser!Yn: I tried! But when I tried to pull them away, one of them slapped me by accident

Adam: ...

Pablo:...

Loki:...

Luna:... We will handle this ^_^

Crossdresser!Yn, gulps: O-ok...

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~

Episode 16

Loki:*black eye *

Thor:....what did you do this time?

Loki:... Ask Y/N...

Thor:????

Thor:*black eye*

Hermes:What happened to you???

Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.

Hermes:???

Hermes:*black eye*

Loki:....

Thor:....

Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.

Hercules:*with a black eye* ....

Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...

Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*

Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.

Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.

Loki:Exactly.

Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.

Thor:Why?

Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.

The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....

Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"

[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]

[bitchystxrk3000]

Peter, randomly: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Y/N: *gasps* OH MY GOD SAME!

The Avengers, watching with concern for their youngest members:

Peter: DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?

Y/N: I THINK WE DID! QUICK WHO, ON THE TEAM, IS THE HOTTEST MAN THAT YOU WOULD, WITHOUT A DOUBT, LET RAIL YOU!? ON THE THE COUNT OF THREE!

Peter: One…

Y/N: Two…

Peter: THREE!

Peter and Y/N, in unison: LOKI!!!

The Avengers, gasping in shock and muttering: what the fuck!?

Loki sitting there, confused as to what the word ‘rail’ meant, but still with a smug and cocky af grin:

Peter: Do you want to go up to my room and blast ‘I’m a Gummy Bear’ just to annoy the hell out of the tower!?

Y/N, scoffing playfully: Who doesn’t!?

The Avengers, sitting around the room, watching their two youngest members run off, still in shock as well as concern:

The Avengers having realized what you guys were about to do, groaning in sync:

Loki, sitting there, thinking: What does this ‘rail’ mean?

Tony, facepalming: I don’t think we should tell you…

Loki:

Loki, arubtly standing from his place on an arm chair: Very well. I shall go use this ‘Internet’ the two younglings have taught me to use.

The Avengers sitting in comfortable silence for a moment before realizing what Loki was going to do, and shouting: LOKI! NO!!!

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Can I ask for a part 2 about the reader with the four holy weapons?

I wanna see more funny reactions from every one if thats alright.

-To see a human with not one but FOUR ancient mystic weapons was shocking enough of as it is, but for you to be proficient in using them was another!

-The real big thing was hearing how you found them.

-These beautiful weapons, these treasures, had been stolen from Valhalla and lost in the human world for centuries!!

-To hear that many were out in the open, hidden right under their noses, the whole time, had sent many of them into rages.

-Zeus- Shouting at Hermes as he pointed, “How the hell does she have all of those?! I thought we checked all over Earth for those things!!! How is it that a human found them in the most asinine places?!” was besides himself, as it was partially his fault the weapons had gotten stolen, as he was the last person in the vault that they were being kept in and didn’t lock the door behind him, so now he wants them back to fix his blunder!

-Odin- Had a hand over his face, annoyance radiating off of him as a deep sigh left him while Loki was roaring with laughter, finding it humorous while Odin was not only embarrassed but irritated that a lone human female had managed to find the 4 missing weapons with ease.

-Loki- With each weapon that you pulled out, his laughing grew harder, holding his gut as he was doubled over, wheezing in pain, finding it absolutely hysterical, especially when the other gods were so pissed off.

-Ares- Fell back in his chair and slid down until he was on the ground, steam coming from his head as he couldn’t process it, his mind shutting down and fainted. Hermes ignored his brother in favor of listening to Zeus lament and Aphrodite giggle.

-Aphrodite- Rolled her eyes, covering her mouth with her hand, giggling softly, “Figures a woman would find them, since you men can’t find anything that’s right under their noses.” Hemes knew this was true while Zeus was pouting deeply at her, calling her a meanie.

-Hades- Was surprised to see you with all the weapons, impressed that you had managed to find them all, but listening to your explanations on where you found them, some right out in the open, he couldn’t help but facepalm, shaking his head but also fighting off a smile, finding it a bit amusing.

-Poseidon- Unlike Hades, he did not find it amusing, standing as he watched you fight with ease, “Those weapons will be reclaimed upon the end of this match. That human will not be allowed to keep them.” You heard this, as he had declared this loudly, telling all the gods and you pointed one of the daggers up at him, “Come and get them, blondie!!” Ares, Zeus, Hermes, and Hades were quick to rush to him, holding him back while he looked feral, ready to bash your head in for your disrespect.

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Villain: get your dog!

Loki: *watching fenrir biting at their ankle* he don't bite

Villain: Yes IT DO! *trying shaking fenrir off screaming*

Strange: *watching in horror* loki!

Loki: you chose to me marry! This what you get! >:0

Strange: *facepalms*