#Matesprite^4
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Tagging:
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Ashie Buddies!!: my darling mutuals <3
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Selfshipping tags and F/O Reveal
Red: nonsharing
Blue: familial/platonic and selective
Purple: selective sharing
Green: sharing! (For the love of god come yap to me about them please please pretty please)
Matesprite^4: Dave Strider, Eridan Ampora, and Karkat Vantas x Meirin Eseter (Dating)
History Repeats Itself <3: Starflight x Sleet (Married)
Fivelyta: Five Hargreeves x Hippolyta Hargreeves (Married)
🔫🍎: Jim Moriarty (BBC) x Olympia Holmes (Dating) (There is an explanation for the tag lol)
Charlie Kelmeckis x Catie Vega (Tag tbd, dating)
Dasha: Damian Wayne x Asha Wayne (Married) Masterpost
Psychoshipping: Sal Fisher x Jaiden Williems (Dating)
Emoshipping: Floyd (Trolls 3) x Jasper (Situationship)
The Doctor and The Lady: Doctor Who x The Lady (Engaged)
Partyslayer: Party Poison x Cyanide Slayer (Committed)
Big Kitty Gf: Kipo Oak x Diana Elm (Dating)
Steambenders: Zuko x Reina (Almost engaged)
CrowHeart: Kaz Brekker x Luxien Hart (Together?)
Ghostie Boy: Tate Langdon x Kitty Vergara (Dating but he's dead so...)
The God and his Queen: Max Jagerman x Jade Marshall (Dating)
Best Buddies!: GL!Ranboo x Bianca 'Bug' Valentine (Found Family)
Wayward Goofs: Sam Winchester x Dean Winchester x Laura Winchester (Siblings)
Together at the end of everything: Rose Lalonde x Raven Lalonde (Sisters)
#self ship#self shipping#self shipper#welcome home#five nights at freddy's#pjo fandom#the amazing digital circus#pokémon#pokemon#littlest pet shop#dsmp#qsmp#mcyt#hermitcraft#disney#mcu#dcu#batman#batfam#harley quinn#gravity falls#ohshc#cg5#Matesprite^4#History Repeats Itself <3#Fivelyta#🔫🍎#Charlie x Catie#Dasha#The God and his Queen
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happy 4/13 or something
#happy tree friends#htf#lifty x flaky#flaky x lifty#lifty htf#htf lifty#lifty#flaky htf#flaky#happy tree friends flaky#htf flaky#homestuck#kismesis#matesprits#4/13
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Day 27 (30 Days | Homestuck - Day 13) - Favourite Moiral Pairing (Meowrails)
"Some pairs are simple...meant to be"
#homestuck#30days#nepeta#nepeta leijon#equius#equius zahhak#meowrails#year 4#art#I'mma be honest...I don't think about moirails at all ^^''#Like the whole trollian relationship thing is super interesting from a fictional cultural perspective but it doesn't really translate well#for me (at least in a ''shipping''/''favourite pairing'' way)#Thinking of a favourite matesprit pairing was easy enough.. and even kismesis is fun to think about (see it tomorrow~)#But moirails are kinda like romantic best friends except maybe both nonromantic (human) and very much romantic (trollian)#So it's just...kinda weird to think about? Maybe it could be similar to a kind of queerplatonic relationships but even that feels kinda off#So yeah. I really like its place in trollian society.. but it's a little confusing to think about as far as pairings go
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OH MY GOD EXACTLY TO THE AUSPISTIC POLYKOUR. You are cooking so hard with that because I very almost put it in but was so indecisive who would be what
I dont know if anyone is going to actually care about this or get it but
Seawatt x Evbo can be Matesprite OR Kismesis, I cant see them flipflopping between one or the other
Evbo x EMF can be Morail and/or Matesprite, i think theyd work as either or both depending how you view their dynamic
EMF x Seawatt are Kismesis. There is no other answer for me. They are so kismesis coded.
I might expand on this later but I have a fic to grind this was just me taking a short break to make sure you all know about this
#Okay so to expand a little#premeeting seavbo is so moirail to me#then movie2 is so kismesis with weird matesprite undertones#finally revived seawatt is a bit like davekat if that makes sense#like they are all 4 quadrants at once. not in a human way in a freakazoid way#you know
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SHIRTS! Don't want to cosplay? Preorder one of our Promstuck shirts instead!
Our shirts will be screen printed on the highest quality blanks with the highest quality inks, so you'll be able to wear + wash your merch until you get sick of Homestuck! Which is never.
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#homestuck#derse#prospit#promstuck#cosplay#fandom#homestuck event#homestuck fandom#vriska serket#terezi pyrope#vrisrezi#arasol#aradia megido#sollux captor
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Your name is Nepeta Maryam.
You hail from a vengeful bloodline. You’re well aware of your ancestor and how much shit she ended up causing for the empire. The caverns she escaped from eons ago is your former prison. Former because on this night 9 sweeps ago you became a free troll, escaping and taking some of the most valued treasures from Alternia’s history with you. Your cloister was meant to guard them for when the pretentious bitch became leader. Something you didn’t care to let happen, you had places to go and a massive fucking mess to leave in your wake for having been locked into the damp and cold caverns.
Your escape wasn’t all easy though. Your cerulean friend, or rather partner in disaster, made a few blunders getting you out. He lost a finger and you lost your life. It’s all water under the bridge though, he was with you until you woke up, somehow knowing you would wake up in rainbow drinker form. You stayed with him for a bit before you found your hive. It’s safe, it’s secure and you got your shit together in a big way.
Deciphering her diary wasn’t too hard on you, you did need the teratoma and the forgotten glass. It’s a funny story actually. You’re the only jade who thought to look through the glass at the teratoma. The voices you hear now and the answers you get from the teratoma are irrefutable. You know and your beloved cerulean matesprit knows, making you quite the power couple. Your FLARP days aren’t behind you and you compete in a number of bloodsport events together. So far you’ve racked up enough to spend the rest of eternity not having to worry over anything your heart desires. Not even a minor injury as touched you two in all your sweeps playing together.
Your other passion is ballet. Your kismesis helped get you into it and you love her, in the hate you still but I’m grateful way, for it. You often like having fire during your performances if you do any. You do get asked frequently to perform for higher bloods as a jade out the caverns is a spectacle the rich and powerful want to play with. You might be a cat pushing a candle into a haystack with your craft but it’s one hell of a show. If they survive.
You mostly have your shit together and you’re proud of that. There are limits of course. The voices aren’t easy to adapt to, but you’re not one to let the teratoma’s “gifts” disillusion you. You also find yourself in frequent pain, some things were never healed with your change into the undead. You don’t really talk about that to anyone but your moirail. It stays that way, it has since you’ve known him. The olive is someone you could never replace, nor would you even consider that. He helped get you back to reality after your death. The time is largely a blur to you now and you prefer it like that, the only thing you DO recall is the pain. You don’t think anyone in the history of forever felt that amount of pain. He was there for you when things went wrong and he kept to his word that the intense agony would stop. You know somewhere that it was a promise that could’ve been empty but the fact he cared enough to promise and get it right overrules logic.
On sunny days like this you often paw over more of your ancestor’s diary and ask the teratoma for certain details you want from it. They are after all, your legacy. She got it from the mutant’s guardian as a prize after her death. You’re fully aware of her blood but haven’t told her you do. You know of the rot in your friend group, you’re all cursed in one way or another.
But that’s not gonna stop you.
happy 4/13 here's something i've been fucking with for ages
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My piece for @quadrants-zines ashen edition, Meddle in the Middle
it's my boys, AGAIN,
and you'll never guess who i plan to draw for the matesprit zine
completed nov 4 2024
#homestuck#karkat vantas#sollux captor#dave strider#davesolkat#soldavekat#auspisticism#digital art#my art#main style#main style (cel)#comic
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can you please explain quadrents (specifically moirailegince? i see alot of people dont seem to get it and id love to have a post to link back to when i explain it instead of having to go through homestuck)
Ah, tackling the big one first.
Homestuck itself has its own explanation of quadrants, which starts on Page 2392. However, I'll take a stab at simplifying the explanation here, although I may take direct quotes from the comic.
Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, [...] it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance [...] is still just [...] a single, linear concept.
(I guess I will be taking direct quotes from the comics.)
This concept of human love is generally represented with the symbol <3, or ❤️. However, trolls, in keeping with the Midnight Crew's full set of playing card theming, have four different types of romance, to fit the four suits.
<3/♥️, Hearts; <3</♠️, Spades; c3</♣️, Clubs; and <>/♦️, Diamonds.
This creates 4 Quadrants of romance, a term that is often used to refer to love and romantic entanglement.
Here, Nepeta's helpful diagram shows how these quadrants are related.
Hearts, the Flushed Quadrant, and Diamonds, the Pale Quadrant, are grouped as "Red Romance". These are the quadrants more associated with what we would possibly call positive feelings.
Meanwhile, Spades the Caliginous Quadrant (often called "Pitch"), and Clubs, the Ashen quadrant, are grouped as "Black Romance", more associated with negative feelings (to a degree, the divide isn't as simple as that.)
Furthermore, Hearts and Spades are Concupiscent Quadrants, and Diamonds and Clubs are Conciliatory Quadrants. These terms relate to the purpose of these quadrants within troll society: Concupiscent (which has meanings of sexual desire) Quadrants are related directly to the reproductive cycle of the troll species. Meanwhile, Conciliatory (meaning to placate of pacify) Quadrants, quote:
"would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards"
Note: this does not make them necessarily platonic relationships in troll society. Pale and Ashen relationships remain romantic, and there may possibly also be sexual elements (not that these are shown or implied in the comic, nor will they be theorised upon here).
The comic makes it clear that while many parallels can be drawn between troll romance and certain human relationships (for example, "frenemies" or "QPRs"), these relationships are different from troll ones, as trolls are driven by primal forces to engage in their 4 types of romance, in the same way we do with our one (This is, of course, a gross oversimplification of the vast spectrum of the human experience of attraction and possible lack thereof, but it's a fair rough analogy.)
Let us now move on to the first and easiest to understand quadrant:
♥️: The Flushed Quadrant
The Flushed Quadrant is (almost) exactly the same as human romantic and/or sexual attraction. For our purposes, ♥️=❤️.
While the trolls have no concept of marriage, and don't generally use the terms boyfriend/girlfriend, the term for a partner in the Flushed Quadrant is a Matesprit, meaning the two trolls have formed a Matespritship.
The given example within Homestuck canon at the time of a Matespritship was Dad Egbert and Mom Lalonde. Several other well known examples are Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, Latula Pyrope and Mituna Captor, and Jade Harley and Davesprite (during the Yellow Yard trip, before John's 15th birthday). Many others exist, as well as flushed crushes (Kanaya Maryam for Vriska Serket, Nepeta Leijon for Karkat Vantas, etc.)
Note: Humans can take part in Quadrant relationships outside of the Flushed Quadrant, though some trolls thought this impossible.
Next, we explain
♠️: The Pitch (Caliginous) Quadrant
The simplest explanation of Pitch is always "romance, but with hate instead of love". People often find that hard to understand, but it's a trope that appears throughout media. One of the best examples I've found is LEGO Batman and LEGO Joker in the LEGO Batman Movie.
However, it's much more than simply "hate love". A Kisemesistude is more akin to a fierce arch-rivalry, with a troll competing against their Kismesis to outfox, outsmart, or simply defeat them.
The given example for a Kismesistude is Jack Noir and the Black Queen. Another example is Vriska Serket and Eridan Ampora's black romance, which fell apart before they started the game, Marquise Spinerette Mindfang and Orphaner Dualscar's Kismesistude, which they were mimicking, or Terezi Pyrope and Gamzee Makara's relationship in the pre-retcon timeline.
Note: no successful Kismesistudes exist within the main body of Homestuck: Vriska broke things off with Eridan and likewise Mindfang with Dualscar, and Gamzee was physically and mentally abusing Terezi. All canon kismesistudes have either not budded, or ended with one of the two Kismesis dumping the other, or attempting to kill them. (John and Terezi doesn't count in this case, as its continuation only exists in the Epilogues, a dubiously canon source.) This does not, however, mean all Kismesistudes are doomed to fail.
There are also numerous Pitch crushes, such as Eridan Ampora on Rose Lalonde, Gamzee Makara on Dave Strider (or possibly the Insane Clown Posse, it's unclear) and the aforementioned John Egbert for Terezi Pyrope and vice versa.
Now, it wouldn't be a Homestuck post without an Intermission (possibly the first of several!)
🪣: The Bucket Intermission
I'll keep this short.
Flushed and Pitch pairings can, through undescribed processes, produce a combination of genetic material, which is then collected in a Filial Pail (bucket) by Imperial Drones to be fed to the Mother Grub, who then makes all the baby trolls from the gametes, probably.
Hussie also wrote a short paragraph about dominant and recessive genes which makes me think they know less about dominant and recessive genes than the writers of Metal Gear Solid, but that's not that important right now.
If a troll is unable to provide suitable generic materials, they will be culled by the drone, meaning finding concupiscent quadrantmates is a key goal for a troll's survival.
Anyway, back to romance, with
♣️: The Ashen Quadrant
The clubs symbol notably has 3 circles, which relates to the way this relationship (the most misunderstood one, in my experience) works.
Clubs relationships, or Auspisticisms, are formed when a third troll sees a pair involved in a feud, and decides to step in to mediate, becoming their Auspistice. The purpose of an Auspistice is not the mediate and grow a Pitch relationship, as it's often portrayed, but in fact prevent it from developing.
This is because trolls often feud with each other, causing possible Kismesistudes, but (conventionally) troll romance is monogamous in-quadrant, and having two or more Kismesis would be considered infidelity in conventional troll society, as well as that too many Kismesistudes can increase danger in troll society, and mis-matched rivalries can cause trolls to be stuck in relationships they do not like.
An Auspisticism is often defined by the attraction specifically of the Auspistice *toward* the rival pair, and their wish to mediate them. This is known as an Ashen Crush, much like above Pitch and Flushed Crushes.
Examples of known Auspisticisms within canon Homestuck are Kanaya Maryam between Vriska Serket and Tavros Nitram, Doc Scratch between Spades Slick and Snowman (though Scratch's intervention was more driven by accomplishing his own goal of having Slick kill Snowman), and Jade Harley between Bec Noir and the Peregrine Mendicant in [S] Collide, though this ended in failure.
Next, let's move onto
♥️🔁♠️: Quadrant Vacillation
Another known occurrence within troll society and its romantic framework is the Vacillation of two trolls between multiple quadrants. While canon only gives examples of Flushed/Pitch Vacillation, it's stated that this is but the most common type of Vacillation.
This occurs because troll relationships are incredibly malleable. To quote from the comic again:
In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party's feelings will swap to match the other's, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it's not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.
This is stated to be a key reason for the existence of the Ashen and Pale quadrants, to prevent such infidelities. Auspistices are intended to be able to stabilise these turbulent relationships, but failure to uphold this role can lead to more instability and chaos within the mixed relationship.
Equius Zahhak and Aradiabot are shown as the key example of Vacillation, caused by Aradia's distain of the former for his rudeness and the fact he planted a chip inside her robot body that would make her love him, and Equius's attraction to the latter paired with his somewhat fetishisation of the caste system (a story for another time). Vriska Serket and Tavros Nitram's relationship is also mentioned, with Vriska's continued mimicking of Mindfang pushing her to meld Tavros into a fitting Matesprit, while at the same time expressing distain for his unwillingness to broach a relationship, and his wimpish behaviour. This is also further complicated by Tavros genuinely being attracted to Vriska, but too scared of her to commit to a relationship, and their Auspistice Kanaya Maryam's flushed crush on Vriska also, leading to her slacking her duties so to speak.
And now, we move onto the final quadrant, the specifically requested one:
♦️: The Pale Quadrant
Pale relationships are called a Moirallegiance, in which two trolls are Moirails. This quadrant can be liked to soulmates, but with a more platonic (yet still romantic) lean.
Moirails, also called Palemates, exist with the purpose to calm down and pacify their Pale partner. Trolls are (said to be) inherently an angry, violent species, with some being dangerous to themselves or society if left alone. Pale attraction exists for a troll of such tendencies to find a partner who can pacify them (positively), and for even-tempered trolls to seek out those who would benefit from their assistance.
A perfect Moirallegiance is said to consist of two trolls who mutually pacify and assist each other, whose emotional profiles fit together well, helping them to form other relationships in different quadrants with ease.
Moirallegiance is often confused by trolls for platonic friendship, and vice versa, and furthermore, Flushed attraction may be confused for Pale. The Flushed quadrant is said to be "more red" than the Pale one by Eridan Ampora, and likewise the Pitch quadrant "blacker" than the Ashen one, as one might expect from their describing colours.
The most well known Moirallegiance in Homestuck would of course be Meowrails, Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak. Others include the Draconian Dignitary and Bec Noir, Karkat Vantas and Gamzee Makara, and Feferi Peixes and Eridan Ampora (although Eridan held a Flushed crush for Feferi, similar to the one Kanaya held for Vriska during her Moirallegiance with her).
Finally, the an important thing that Moirail can do for their partner, in cases of both dire need of calming down, and a lighter gesture of aid, is the Shoosh Pap, performed by Karkat Vantas to Gamzee Makara to calm him down from his murderous rampage at the end of Act 5 Act 2. Karkat says:
IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT.
You would think this is everything, and it almost is, but Hussie's explanation forgoes one particular part of troll romance that is only later elaborated on by Karkat:
♥️♠️♥️♠️: Group Vacillation
Um.
You see.
Do you get it?
I think the diagram is clear enough.
Ok, we're done here.
Edit: it is worth noting that this system of quadrants is actually quite limited, both in terms of actual occurrences in the comic, and how it is often portrayed in fanfiction and fanworks, as (due to its time of writing) does not take into account polyamory in the same quadrant.
Edit 2: Redrom also has nothing canonically related to "pity". Saying "I pity you" to a Moirail or Matesprit in place of "I love you" is not a normal thing for trolls; it's based in a model that exclusively Karkat Vantas came up with and talks about, because of his repressed emotional state; he believes there can only be two emotions, hate and pity, and all other emotions are derived from the two. It's not an accurate representation of the workings of troll romance, only a reflection of his state within the comic.
If you want to know *all* about *all* canon examples of *all* four quadrants, or explanation of the other species's versions of romance, those will have to come at a later date. I could also probably make diagrams. But that will have to do for now, I'm afraid. If you find any inaccuracies that aren't about the spelling of Moirallegiance, (trust me, even the comic doesn't know how to spell it), please let me know! I can also probably answer any questions or clarifications in any reblogs, asks, or replies, but they won't necessarily be this extensive.
(Oh and also if anyone wants me to explain that one gif from the section, I can do that too. You know the one.)
#homestuck#homestuck lore#explaining homestuck#cw: abuse#flashing images#troll romance#quadrants#flushed quadrant#pitch quadrant#caliginous quadrant#ashen quadrant#pale quadrant#I will *not* be tagging every character that appears in explanations#only if an explanation is specifically about a character will I tag them.#matesprits#auspistice#moirails#kismesis#homestuck quadrants#kismessitude#matespritship#auspisticism#moirallegiance#quadrant vacillation
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Sorry if this is a silly question, but I’ve been looking for kismesis-flavoured songs. Do you have any songs in mind that remind you of any of the pitch relationships in POF?
As far as being PoF SPECIFIC, really the only one coming to mind is the epic version of Toxic by 2WEI has a full "Ianche and Veneno kill a bunch of people and smooch in the bloody wreckage afterward" music video in my head and it's great. I'm sorry you all can't watch it with me, it kicks ass.
For pitch relationships in general....... hmmmmm I mean I guess
Immediately: What Is This Feeling from Wicked. I don't think I need to explain further tbh, it could've been ripped directly from a troll romcom about people falling in hate at first sight. 100/10
FMLYHM by Seether is just one of those songs that gets points mostly for straightforwardly using the word "hate" in a song about fucking, and therefore makes it onto the list lol. But also like most human songs about hate it's pretty like. Rahhh this suuuucks and also like, We are just having sex and that's all this is abooouuuuut, which is a downfall a lot of songs on this list fall into RE: being about pitch relationships haha. 4/10
Kiss Me You Animal by Burn the Ballroom however does not fall into the "ugh this sucks" trap. That dude's in hate with somebody and having a GREAT time. "You say you wanna tear right through me // I welcome you to try (Kiss me, kiss me)" Hell yeah man. Get it. 10/10
Similar vibe in Turn You On by Stitched-Up Heart, tbh. That person's having a great time. Talking a big talk about how much somebody will regret talking back to you and how you'd destroy everything to turn them on? Love that. 10/10
I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters would be a pretty tumultuous pitch relationship that keeps almost swinging platonic, but I'd say it counts. 6/10
Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer isn't exactly the right flavor? But it DOES feel vacillate-y to me. 5/10
White Knuckle Jerk by Will Wood and the Tapeworms--"Where do you get off being so goddamn beautiful?" love that 8/10
It's sort of a tumblr cliche but also No Children by the mountain goats, largely because the peaceful melody contrasted with the deep loathing of the lyrics makes me think of longtime rivals who have hated each other happily for many years. Hand in unlovable hand, babyyyy 7/10
Fear & Delight by the Correspondents is a pretty unhealthy flavor of just about any relationship but also the lines "Addiction pulling me to a grave end // You're an enemy who I'm keen to defend // Down the black hole of my lust I descend // It's wrong but I want you tonight" does feel like a very tumultuous kismesissitude. If we take it as a regular pitch relationship: 3/10. If we take it as "pitch couple peacocking how much they need an auspistice" vibes, 9/10 lol
Your Love Could Start a War by The Unlikely Candidates--tbh could be either pitch or flush but the vibe of like.... awe at the glorious power of your lover and the bombastic/warlike metaphors feels very trollish. You're burning up the sky...your love(/hate) could start a war.... 5/10 for not being very specific
Poison and Wine by The Civil Wars becomes very intriguing to me when it turns into a mismatched pitch/flush relationship. Or TBH pitch/pale. This is an honorary mention but I'm just scrolling my playlist at this point.
For the Girl by The Fratellis makes it onto the list tenuously mostly because of the closing lines; "And she said "I don't like you // You can't stand me // I can't love you any more than this" 2/10
I Hate U by Simon Curtis gets honorary mention for being ostensibly a song that's like "Ugh I hate you. Never have sex with me again" but also being sung in a sort of like. Very horny way lmao. Taken as pitch tsundere vibes? 8/10
Jolene by Dolly Parton. Do u see my vision. ???/10 Who are you Jolene. I hate you. You could fuck anybody you want ever. Please don't steal my matesprit.
#ask time!#This has been in my inbox since uhhh November of 2023#because I don't often have the energy to answer asks#but like there's that haha.#I feel like there are other songs but they're not coming to mind at the moment tbh! And I have places to go and things to do so#this will have to do for now
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Your writing is so good, i love all your posts sm!! I was wondering if maybe you could do a dave strider x troll!reader, were he finds out(somehow??) that trolls have sensitive horns(not sexual ofc), please?
IM SORRY I KEEP DISAPPEARING...
DAVE STRIDER ♡ TROLL! READER
you were matesprits with THE Dave Strider. The creator of sweet bro and hella jeff, and sick rhymer. That's not it, you're currently out getting groceries for your anniversary? You felt so cool. You were mid-isle when you saw the apple juice section, thinking specifically of your matesprit. You checked the list he sent you, looking over it to see if he added it. He didn't, but fuck it, why wouldn't you treat him to even more of his favorite drink? You continued shopping after chucking it in your cart accidentally.
When you checked out, you walked home. You didn't need to get much, just a few necessities you ran out of. You didn't have to walk long, as you were there already. You opened the door, it not being locked due to your lovely matesprit being home. You shouted out to him the signature “I'm home!” most people do in movies. You hear his chair roll and footsteps quickly heading towards the stairs. You placed the groceries down, getting everything out while purposefully hiding the apple juice.
“Yo, welcome home,” he said, walking over to you. “Did you get anything extra?” he usually asked that question, and you understood his curiosity.
“Yeah, I got you apple juice. A whole jug!” you said, pulling it out of the bag you hid it in. He reached out for it, but you kept it out of his reach. You were significantly taller than him, since you were different species.
“Dude.. Give it!” he jumped to grab it, failing miserably. He then sighed, trying to use you to lift himself to grab the jug. He grabbed your horn softly, letting go almost instantly as you gasped and sucked your teeth in a sort of hiss.
“Yo dude… you good? I didn't hurt you, did I?” he asked, looking you over. You didn't look hurt to him, but the sound you made was not one of pure happiness and joy.
“Yeah… yeah I'm good,” you said after collecting yourself from the shock. “Trolls' horns are just… reeaally sensitive” you admitted, elongating the vowels in the word really.
“Oh,” he responded, seeming lost in thought for a moment. “So… are you like a bird? Are you like… y’know?”
“No, Dave. Just- ew.…” you giggled, just smiling as you began to put the groceries away with your matesprit, Dave Strider.
I would've done a lot of this on 4/13 but… I was kinda at a concert that day. So take this as an apology. Thank you!
#authors#ao3#fanfic#homestuck#homestuck x reader#dave strider#dave strider x reader#short Dave Strider#troll reader
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so i did some 4 am classpecting/hemotyping with my matesprit
we're both kind of obsessed with limbus company again and apparently 4 am is the best time to do this stuff so here are the results (independently verified):
Hemotypes:
Yi Sang: jadeblood
Faust: goldblood
Don: rust/olive
Ryoshu: olive/cerulean
Meursault: indigo
Hong Lu: fuschia
Heathcliff: burgundy
Ishmael: violet
Rodion: teal
Sinclair: jade
Outis: purple
Gregor: teal
Dante: lime
Vergilius: red
Charon: grey (lol)
Classpects:
Yi Sang: Page of Mind
Faust: Seer of Mind
Don: Heir of Hope
Ryoshu: Knight of Rage
Meursault: Sylph of Light
Hong Lu: Maid of Heart
Heathcliff: Prince of Blood
Ishmael: Witch of Breath
Rodion: Rogue of Light
Sinclair: Page of Doom
Outis: Maid of Rage
Gregor: Knight of Life
Dante: Sylph of Time
Vergilius: Knight of Blood
Charon: Mage of Void
Yes, I know this means that Vergilius is exactly Karkat, but if you think about it, if Karkat had actually god tiered, maybe he could be worthy of the title Red Gaze....
I am willing and ready to defend literally all of these by the way.
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You and your F/o got to karaoke, but for some reason there's only FNAF songs on the tracklist. What songs are you guys singing?
OHOHOHO, this is the good stuff!
extreme yapping under the cut!
Dave, Karkat, Eridan and I would all sing Stay Calm, Eri would think it's so undignified <3
Starflight would blush the whole time while singing I Got No Time, I think he can relate to the time-crunch anxiety
Five doesn't sing unless he's drunk and has no idea what 'FNAF' is (stupid old man <3)
Jim would sing Funtime Dance Floor and dance like a stripper the whole time
Charlie would sing I Can't Fix You and probably get way too into it and start crying, the poor baby
Dami would sing Children of the Machine and glare at anyone who tells him that's not a FNAF song
Sal would sing Five More Nights and be surprisingly good at it
Floyd would get really into Join Us For A Bite and do really well with it lol
Doc would have so much fun, he wouldn't care what song it is he is GETTING INTO IT harmonies and everything and I love that for him <3
Party would either be the same as Doc *or* they'd rickroll everyone to the tune of Never Be Alone
Kipo would be a Gacha kid in 2025 so she'd sing Afton Family *beautifully* and I would *cry*
Zuko just wouldn't sing, that's too cringy for him
Kaz would stand there menacingly, and poor Lux is too shy to sing <3
Tate thinks that FNAF is unbearably cringe but he'd indulge me and sing It's Me (while grumbling the whole time <3)
I can't think of any more LOL


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Homestuck Leprechaun Romance Theory
I have a theory on leprechaun romance so let’s go
If you look at the chart you will see the heart and diamond. We know the heart is the equivalent of matesprits and I think the diamond is also the equivalent of moiralliegence.
The 4 leaf clover is on the same row as moirails so I’ll guess that the row is associated with luck. The reason for this is that not only is the 4 leaf clover associated with luck but moiralliegence is the soulmates quadrant.
We know that leprechaun romance is "esta8lished in mutual chicanery, such as the exchange of pranks, coy riddles, slapstick shenanigans, and games of chance" so I will assume the luck row is expressed by games of chance.
I’m gonna guess that the first column is based on "silly attraction" when you want to do silly shit with someone.
So this is what our chart looks like.
I’m focusing on the moon next. The moon shares the same type of attraction with moiralliegence but shares some aspect of the relationship with matesprits.
I will guess that the row with the heart and moon is about trust and bonding. I will also guess that the column with the moon and diamond is about protection since that is what moiralliegence is about. So the moon involves trust and wanting to protect someone.
I’ll assume a moon partner is trustworthy and protects the other person. They are a good person you can trust with keeping secrets. I think a moon relationship would be expressed using riddles.
Next I’m gonna be focusing on the balloon and rainbow. I think a key aspect of the bottom row would be casual rivalry.
For the balloon being silly and rivals would mix in the form of pranks. For the rainbow protection and rivalry sounds a little contradictory, but it’s more lighthearted and the person being teased doesnt take it too seriously.
So for the rainbow its like pranking and making fun of them, but getting protective when someone else does.
I’m going to stop adding bullet points from now on.
This is what the chart looks like now.
I think the last column is an obsession. So the star would be trusting someone a LOT, which could be taken advantage of to form an unhealthy star relationship. A pot of gold relationship could be considered similar to a kissmesis. I dont really know what the horseshoe would be since soulmate/luck + obsession is a weird combination.
So to recap:
🩷 just basic romantic love, doing silly shit
🌙 protective relationship with trust and no secrets, riddles
⭐ obsessing over someone and trusting them a lot (almost to much), probably doing goofy shenanigans
🍀 like soulmates, lucky to meet, also doing silly shit like games of chance
♦️ like moirails, so protective soulmates, with riddles
Ω idk, but its luck + obsession so interpret that how you want (no horseshoe emoji 😔)
🎈 casual rivals, doing funny pranks on eachother
🌈 lighthearted jokes and pranks, but protective if the other person is bullied (like "only IM aloud to make fun of him")
[imagine pot of gold here] like kismesis, with obsession over rivalry, probably with slapstick shenanigans and beating eachother up (no pot of gold emoji 😔)
That’s my theory/headcanon on leprechaun romance
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AQUATIC ZEBRUH STIM BOARD🦭🌠


Dis is 4 mah matesprite zeb cuz he lik aquatic stuf n he rlly wanted a board thingy ^^
This is ur gift bby come get it @regressedcodakk <3

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This is Sovrie!!!!
She was the first homestuck OC I made since high school and she reopened the floodgates for my love of OCs.
She started as a neurotic cerulean legislacerator. Her lowblood Matesprit was killed unjustly which caused her to run from her responsibilities. She came back and was nearly culled for abandoning her duties but ended up severely demoted instead.
Since then she’s met her new Matesprit Cerith, she left legislaceration to become a medic instead. She loves cosplay, reading manga and comics, anime, and blackrom, but she’s a terrible kismesis.
Her only real kismesitude has been with another one of my OCs who was really abusive to her and messed with her concept of blackrom. She eventually cut that off and has a black crush with another cerulean named Corian.
This girl is a PRUDE!!!!! She HATES SEX!!!!! She wants to challenge the oppressive systems of Alternia, but can’t even handle a troll being slutty. As nice as she wants to be, even a moment of frustration or exposure to something she does not like turns her into a dismissive little bitch.
Also she destroys her hive whenever she gets overly upset. We love women with no emotional regulation 😍
Love Sovrie. This is not a salutation. It is a command.
1: Sovrie when I made her. Her hair is a mess because she cuts it herself. Her dead Matesprit was a hair dresser and she doesn’t want anyone touching it after he died.
2-3: Sovrie in her medic scrubs. Her hair in 3 has been cut after meeting her moirail, Amajne.
4: Sovrie wearing a wig as she waits for her hair to grow back in well cared for.
5-8: Different pieces of Sovrie, a couple with Cerith, made by my friend @acanthyme (Who also writes Cerith and Corian).
9. Little meme Thyme made of Sovrie as the creature. This is literally how she looks at people she likes. Also the red sign is because she was cosplaying her rustsona She’s problematic
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OK, BASICALLY, there is a webcomic called Homestuck, where the alien characters (trolls) have quadrants that divide love (platonic and romantic) into 4 parts and use card symbols! Heart - matesprit, romantic tender feelings, Spades - kismesissitude, in short lovehate, where hatred for your partner turns into ramontic feelings, but you still hate them, Diamonds - moirail, platonic soulmate, your best friend who calms you down (trolls are a pretty cruel race, and they need a calmer troll who can calm them down). Clubs - auspistice, when your hatred (kismesissitude) with your partner is so strong that a third person has to calm you both down so that it doesn't grow into something more (this is a more difficult quadrant for me, I may be explaining it wrong).
oh my god thank u?? im very scared of uou but also respect you tons. how do homedtuck fans do it….. genuinely how do you all keep up with all this…
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