#Maybe the pipeline is real

[deimcs]

DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) + iconic lines [3/?]

[cutiesigh]

「Demo WIP」 Can y'all watch my plant real quick? 🍈

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

If I get back into Gravity Falls over toxic old man yaoi know I will never live it down, and it will also be the most on brand thing for me.

[homuranthys]

Utena men if they were your boyfriend ❤️

Saionji

• he slaps you whenever you have a minor disagreement 💚

• he writes letters to you in the exchange diary but he keeps spelling your name as Touga by accident 💚

• he helps you fry eggs with his hair grease 💚

• he makes you put on a red wig before he hugs you 💚

Touga

• Tuba asks you to help him put on his wig every morning ❤️

• Tissue takes you to throw rocks at people at Pride ❤️

• Toucan likes to beat up kangaroos with you ❤️

• sometimes when you call Topaz on the phone he makes out with another woman while you talk ❤️

Mikage

• he has posters of Master Hand from smashy bros all over his room pointing to various objects 🩷

• he gives free therapy to students and even gives them a pretty flower after they're finished 🩷 so dentist-core 🩷

• he asks you and Mamiya if you guys think he's a sigma male 🩷

• while baking you cake he finds he's out of eggs so he uses his blood instead. nerds are so cute 🩷

Akio

• he's drives you and Toupee to Pride to throw rocks at people 💜

• he mansplains incorrect astronomy to you💜

• when you argue he shouts "yeah well I fucked your mom" and the worst part is it might actually be true 💜

• he has an account on Amino 💜

Ruka

• he dies 💙

Miki

• hold on guys someone's at the door

• huh this girl has blue hair

• oh God she's holding a sword

• ok so I'm hiding in the closet

• god I think she came inside I can hear her.

• who is singing about a time machine??

• she's coming up the stairs

• guys please tell my parents I love t

[starstruck-sillies]

Very silly to watch antis that are likely new to syscourse (or at least new to being involved) ramble about how "horrible and awful and disgusting" every endo is and how they're all "delusional fakers". Tragically it's a canon event they need to run around screaming for a while they can't be stopped /silly /j

-Milkyway

[stardust948]

Alright Zutarains, as someone who watched one of their most clowned ships get a canonical kiss (Miraculous Ladybug Marichat) know when I say don't lose hope in the live action yet!

[homely-ghost]

If I had a nickel for every time I made a made up fanfic in my head and got so attached that I wanted to make it its own story, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but fuck do I need to stop.

[unma]

hello queen are you also excited about the upcoming english release of hit horse game umamusume: pretty derby™️

Not yet but I probably will be once I start binging the anime.

[shitouttabuck]

If you need some comfort after that, oliver's interviews with tv insider and usweekly were nice, explaining why buck should get to feel sad (and adopt a cat!). He said eddie probably didn't mean it like that but uh yeah, on the show that was not clear. Maybe ryan is method acting by not understanding buck lol

i can’t wait to read that ty!!!! buck should get to feel sad and can act out about it and be in the wrong but in a totally understandable way like they can all coexist ! i must admit i loved eddie’s “then be mad at me!” like yessss don’t let him snipe and pout and slink around get that shit out!!!!!

[raayllum]

something about how Claudia wants to use Rayla against the princes / Callum but doesn't get the chance, something about how Finnegrin actually does so but inadvertently, something about how Aaravos likely will and do so successfully

[estiebestieban]

going from f1 rpf to wwe rpf sure feels like leaving a five michelin star restaurant to have a quick 6 piece of nuggets at the local mcdonald's.

[alittleemo]

EVERY MORNING

EVERY EVENING

AINT

WE

GOT

FUN ‼‼

[a-drama-addict]

Your Dari post got me curious: if you put your DA kiddos in BG3 (or the other way round!) what would their impression of the companions be? Who would they get on with?

HMMMM i'm just gonna pick da'revas for this because oHOHOHOOOOO i have thoughts about this. (the others will get this too but LATER so i can compile all thoughts) (under the cut bc this will be loooong rambling probably.)

Da'Revas

Wyll: I feel like he'd get on super well with Wyll, (local goodest boys meeting.) I feel like he'd want to choke Mizora the moment she shows up lol I feel like he'd definitely enjoy the whole hero persona of the sword coast thing, then when he finds out that Wyll got cast out by his father from Baldurs Gate he'd also want to fistfight Ulder lol

Astarion: Dari would not enjoy the vampire man. At first anyhow, though it's not the first time he made friends with someone who tried to murder him at their first meeting (looking at you ZEV).. but they wouldn't become incredibly close either, more just casual friends that check on each other once a year

Karlach: HIMBO BUDDIES. karlach's a himbo to me, da'revas is a certified himbo. NEED i go on. they'd be besties, he'd kill anyone who look at Karlach wrong

Shadowheart: Well. he has a thing for goths. No but they would get along, he is used to the secretive or more held back nature, he definitely enjoys having her around. Not too fond of the whole shar dogma she spews in the beginning but the second she opens up he goes full protective mode (“I will NEVER let ANYONE hurt you EVER AGAIN. I’ll kill all wolves personally” “Sweet of you but your hug is choking me, Da’revas-“)

Lae'zel: he also has a thing for women who are mean to him. He'd be interested in her culture definitely, and I just know he would love the way she speaks. definitely would be friends with her

Gale: Eh. Probably neutral on him, no strong opinions one way or the other, he'd definitely be more sympathetic towards him near the end and will have a third goddess to fistfight

Halsin: unironically would probably have the biggest crush on the man. Da'revas sees a tall strong elf with a fondness for nature and whittling? floored. goes “hey breastie- i mean bestie. hows your gay going— DAY going. haha”

Jaheira: That would actually be his mom

Minthara: Hmm. I think he wouldn't get along with her, mostly because of her evil alignment, and would kill her in the goblin camp act 1 so no REAL relationship on that front

[summer-oil]

omg poor baby ari.... Love Hina would definitely be traumatizing.... though I think the particular volume I got had keitaro chasing naru all over Japan and.... I think that might have solidified the love of a good chase in me LMAOOOOOO

NIKU ….. it was 😞😞 little baby ari didn’t know what they were in for . I GENUINELY THINK I REMEMBER THAT PLOTPOINT that’s very real of you….. the estranged friends to lovers trope will always be my most beloved (ESPECIALLY when it involves an old promise lmao) but . keitaro was…. such a loser wasn’t he …….. he gets bonus points for being a megane but that’s aLL. he didn’t deserve all those pretty women fawning over him!!!!! that should’ve been me!!!!!!!! 😔

…. i do remember liking kitsune the most tho and that. probably changed my taste in fictional women forever . men too actually…. she was so sly…. and cool…… and pretty………..

[ei-encora]

people who followed me for my metalocalypse posting are gonna be fucking lost when i start posting about stam1na and YUP again /lh /j

[sunshinetrinket]

i'm actually so happy i've been ster and vinny pilled this is like my dream stream