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36 Genius ChatGPT Prompts to Help You Prep for Job Interviews
Unlock your potential with 36 brilliant ChatGPT prompts designed to supercharge your job interview preparation. Get ready to impress and excel in your next interview!
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Expecting a man to ask conversation-carrying questions is futile. It will never happen. So instead I've been acting like a podcast host interviewing a guest, and dang. Those conversations get kinda deep.
#i've had three separate men begin WILLINGLY TO TALK ABOUT RELIGION#usually they will listen to me talk about my faith and say nothing about their own aside from the obligatory 'i'm not really religious'#but as soon as i started asking interview-style questions suddenly they want to talk about all of it#'i used to be christian and now i don't really know what i believe'#'i can't reconcile what i used to believe with the reality of the world i live in every day and i feel so empty'#'i believe in something but i have no idea what this isn't all there is'#ouch#this makes me realize how little i listen to people to hear from them and more just want to get to the part i want to talk about#and i guess mocking people for not being interested in keeping a fairly boring conversation going is not the way#because letting them speak and listening has always taken the conversation to a more interesting place than if I'd said my bit
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"stop asking the actors playing two characters who could be reasonably paired up about whether or not they're gonna be paired up!!" Brother if this was a man and a woman what do you think every interviewer would be asking them about?
I promise Oliver Stark and Ryan Guzman are grown adults who've been working in the industry for a while and asking them what they think about a popular pairing involving them that has significant history in the show is not going to break them. I promise when bisexual Buck became a reality neither of them expected that interviewers wouldn't ask this question. I promise it's not offensive for interviewers or fans to make it known they are curious about what this means for the possibility of pairing up Eddie and Buck romantically even though it's not the current storyline, and I guarantee that if one of them was a woman both of them would currently be in their sixth consecutive year fielding this question, instead of their first few weeks.
Breathe.
And stop treating the question as annoying or shameful just because you've internalized that We Don't Talk About Gay Ships -- or rather because this time, unlike the last few interviews, the answer made you uncomfortable and it's easier to fall back onto that rule than contend with it. It's a bad rule.
#buddie#i did not just see multiple people invoke ye olde ''Do Not Mention Gay Ships To The Actor''#people asking the two of them about buddie is a great step forward towards treating#an m/m pairing the same as a potential f/m pairing would be treated#REGARDLESS of anyone's shipping preference#what we are not doing is bringing shame back into same-sex shippinv when even interviewers are#being serious with their questions instead of using their spaces to mock fandom#(not about asking the same question to jlh or other cast members btw#this is about people saying this about ryan guzman#come on)
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im working on an english assignment and powerpoints ai bullcrap is so intelligent it think i should add a photo of a macaw to my powerpoint about job interviews
#incase anyones curious why im making a powerpoint about job interviews my original assignment was to film a mock interview but i wasnt doing#that so i asked for an alt assignment and my teacher told me to answer all the job interview questions in a powerpoint instead#not what i expected but like ok i guess#better than me just having to take a 0#my post
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i have been IN the TRENCHES this week with stressful things and im not quite done but ive done the vast majority of the stressful things and im so relieved and also absolutely exhausted in the post intense anxiety hit by a truck kind of way
#ive answered SO many soc emails and arranged stuff and tested tech#and done a mock interview in class and my final presentation for low carbon tech#which was on co2 policy around cruise ships and i think i did okay on the main bit but i definitely missed a bunch of the questions#but ah well. at least its OVER#rowanposting
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This guide contains advice on how to succeed in technical interviews for mechanical and software engineering positions. It focuses on understanding of work needs, improving coding skills, problem solving, researching interview questions, developing projects, practicing mock interviews, and producing preparation documents for different types of interviews.
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JobAbhyas: India's Best Competitive Exam Questions Papers and Solutions
Explore a diverse range of resources at JobAbhyas, including SSB interview questions and answers, UPSC test papers online, Indian Army Agniveer mock tests, and much more. Elevate your preparation for competitive exams effortlessly.
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FLATLANDS



Hotch sends you and Spencer to Iowa to conduct a death row interview with an inmate. Thing is, there's not much to do in Iowa but fuck.
pairing: spencer reid x bau!reader
tags/warnings: 18+, wc: 5.9k, whew, smut, porn w plot, piv sex, unprotected sex, drunk sex, oral sex (both receiving), fingering, soft-dom spencer ish, biting, praise kink, this is so self-indulgent muahahaha, discussions of a case, but nothing too bad it's canon typical stuff, iowa hate idgaf!!, drinking/getting drunk, i think that's it!
notes: this is likeeee. one of my first times writing longer smut. also i did in fact say i would re-upload old re-worked fics before posting anything new but alas! i am a liar! here is something brand new! i spent like. 9 straight hours on this yesterday. and it is currently almost 8 am and i just spent all night finishing it up instead of sleeping. ALSO i am in fact a philosophy major (future barista moment) and my fics get soooo. philosophy-esque. like. every single time. i'm sorry... i am who i am.
If you had to remove one state from the contiguous union, it would be Iowa.
You’re standing in a rusty hotel room, which, according to Hotch, is the best they could do to accommodate you. And Spencer. He’s one room over. Your feet vibrate against the rug. You tell yourself it’s the thought of him, one wall over — thinking, sitting, reading, whatever he’s doing — and not some rare kind of bacteria you’re going to catch from the stink of this place.
Hotch sent you and Reid here for a death row interview. One of the inmates, having spent the past seventeen years as a self-proclaimed monk, decided he was done with silence. He answered the bureau’s request for an interview in a letter addressed to Hotch’s desk, written in red ink. It’s your first prison interview — you usually wear the bad guys down before they’re locked away forever — but Spencer has done one or two, he said. You think it might be more.
You’d never been to Iowa, never had a case here. You’re not great with time off, even worse with real vacations. You don’t look out your window for fear the corn fields have gotten closer since you last peeked through the curtains. You swear you can see twenty miles out; the flatness makes it easy to mistake the horizon for something that never, ever ends.
You’re picking at the skin of your fingernails, toes curled as they still rest but resist against the carpet, when there’s a knock at your door. You don’t check, because you’re not really fearful. It might make you a shitty FBI agent, but you doubt anyone is tracking you down in Iowa. (Iowa. It gets worse each time you think it.)
“Hi,” Spencer says, lips pulled flat. Flat. You think of fields. Corn. Emptiness. Your stomach churns then lurches when you think of your own bed in your own home in a state that has real hills and mountains and trees.
“Hi.”
“Thought you might want to look over the file before tomorrow?” He frames it like a question, and you offer a soft smile at his hesitancy before opening the door to let him in. He turns his body to the left to avoid making contact with you as he accepts the invitation and walks on through.
Your bed is still made, your suitcase resting on top of it. He scrunches his nose before recovering.
“I’m not a germaphobe, like someone we both know,” you mock.
“Maybe you should be.” You laugh. You’ve been his teammate for three years now, and it still gets you when he decides he can lighten up and make a joke.
He looks around, still awkward in the yellow tint of the hotel lamp, then decides to sit in the desk chair in the corner.
“You look so ominous,” you say, shaking your head as you pull the file out of the nightstand.
“Why is your casefile in there?”
“Where do you keep yours?”
“I never put it away.”
“Checks out,” you say, raising your eyebrows and sitting criss-crossed on the edge of your bed, facing him.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Gary Foster,” you read off the top of the page, ignoring his bait. “Killed twenty-three women in his basement. His wife never knew.”
“Or claims she didn’t know,” Spencer corrects.
“You think she did?”
He shrugs. “It doesn’t really matter what I think.”
You glance up at him to find him staring intently at the file in his hands. He’s gripping onto it like it’s all he knows. You store your observations away in your head under a tab titled Perhaps Ask Later.
You’ve gone over this file a dozen times. It’s virtually seared into your memory. Still, you let him tack off the rest of the information to you, compile the intensive profile Hotch gave you into a bullet point list.
“He’s gonna focus on me,” you say once he reaches a lull in speech.
“Because you’re a woman?” he confirms. You nod. “Maybe.”
You tap the file a few times with your fingers as a yawn creeps up your throat, threatening to escape. Spencer seems to get the hint before you even let it out.
“We’ve got a long day tomorrow,” he says before standing. He takes a step forward before turning around and tucking the chair back into the desk. You smile at the politeness. “See you tomorrow?”
“Is that a question?” you tease as you lead him to the door. “I promise I won’t jump out of the window.”
“There’s not much out there.”
“No, there isn’t.” He fumbles with the key for the door across the hall. You wait for him to open it before you start to close yours, the way you would after driving a friend at home. “Night.”
“Night,” he says, though the latter half of the word is muffled by the shut of the door.
The room is barren again. You open the curtains now that it’s nearing total darkness outside.
It takes six more hours for you to drift off into sleep.
–
Your hand is immediately on your temple when you awake, rubbing at the budding headache you know will consume you once you get up. This is the punishment you get for allowing yourself only three hours of sleep.
The sunlight hits your bed in fluttering intervals of perfect warmth and scorching heat. This time, when the hindmost rolls around, you force yourself up and place your feet on the ground. You hold your tongue to refrain from releasing a long string of fucks and shits and realize your hand is still refusing to move from its spot rubbing circles in your face. When you make your way to the bathroom, you realize the bed is so hard you’ve left no indent.
The sting of the shower is pelting, boiling enough that it feels purifying. After a night spent in sheets you’re sure dozens have sweat through, it’s more than welcome. The heat is the perfect substrate for the anticipatory dread of today’s interview. Speaking to monsters as if there’s a hint of human behind the stitching has never pulled at you in the right way.
If anything, it’s slowly pulled you apart.
The outlet in your bathroom is broken so you’re forced to dry your hair sitting on the carpet of the room, right next to that window that stares out into nowhere. You feel itchy just sitting on it. You swear the fibers are pressing into your skin, merging with your skin.
The file is open on the floor in front of you, and you use your thumb to wipe the water falling from your damp hair. The pages already begin to curdle like the feeling in your stomach.
You put your hair in a ponytail, then worry it’s too sexual — because you’ve absorbed the profile and you know what earns a check on this guys list —- so you take it down and let it rest on your shoulders again. Your knees crack when you stand up and your hip tenses up like it might, too, when you slip your legs into your pants.
There’s a knock on your door and you mutter fuck as you balance your time between finishing the rest of the buttons on your blouse and stumbling to the door.
“I need a couple minutes,” you say, before you say hello. You leave the door open as you retreat farther into the room. “You can wait in here.”
You squeeze your feet into your heels — half a size too small, and in your head you call the saleslady who insisted on that being necessary for this brand a word that would make your grandmother sour — and peripherally watch him step into the room, hands stuffed in his pockets.
“You ready?” he asks. You can feel his eyes on your unmade bed.
“Mhm.” You glance in the square mirror facing the bed and smooth out your clothes.
“I mean for the interview,” he says after clearing his throat.
“My answer remains.”
“Cool.” He says it in the way that feels fraudulent, but is really just the way he speaks, you’ve come to realize.
“Are you ready?” you ask back, muffled by the file placed between your teeth as you fumble around your desk for your car keys and room card. You make eye contact with him as you head for the door.
“Don’t really have much of a choice, do I?”
“Stand up straight,” you say, holding the door open for him as you both step into the hallway.
“What?” he mutters. He does it anyway.
“He’s gonna zero in on you if you seem to lack confidence.”
“Right.”
It’s silence between you two in the hallway, the elevator, the lobby, and until you’re pulling out of the parking lot. There’s overgrown wheatgrass in the field to your left and plowed corn crop to your right. The furrows stretch on until the curve of the earth swallows them up.
The sky is dull, slate-colored, and bears striking resemblance to something that could wipe you clean. Grain silos whir by every couple of minutes. These people really own a lot of fucking land. Every few miles, a new one, along with a rusting tractor or collapsing barn or crop that looks about ready to dry up and blow away. It gets predictable after mile seven.
The prison doesn’t appear so much as it settles into your vision. It’s low to the ground, sprawling, gray. A scar pressed into the ground.
You feel like Spencer the way you’ve completely memorized the profile. You flash your badge at the gate, sign some kind of form and drive into a parking lot that feels as far from the prison as your hotel was.
Spencer lingers in the car two seconds after you get out. He’s nervous, and he’s trying not to show it. You don’t want to mention it, but you need to be on the same page, so you don’t stop your lips from unfurling.
“You’re doing that thing again.”
“What thing?”
“The anxious math,” you say. “You’re calculating the probability of saying the wrong thing before we even walk in.”
“That’s-” He seems to think better than arguing and redirects his sentence. “That’s not entirely inaccurate.”
You give him one of those closed lip smiles. “He’ll spot it in five seconds. He feeds on nerves like that. First, he’ll comment on your hands, because you fidget when you’re trying not to.”
“You sound like Hotch.”
You scoff out a half-laugh and choose to ignore the comment otherwise. “And he’ll ask how long you’ve known me. If we’re sleeping together. He won’t say it like that, of course. He’ll be crude. He wants to gauge what version of you shows up when you’re off-balance.”
“Why would that knock me off balance?” he asks. The hesitancy has stolen his tone again.
“You fluster easily.”
“Do I?”
“Mhm. You blink three times, touch your collar, and then deflect with statistics. You did it the first time I challenged you during a case.”
He tuts then holds the door of the prison open for you. “You’re profiling me.”
“Of course I am,” you say, then turn your head over your shoulder, waiting for him to walk back up beside you again. He’s close behind you, so close you can almost feel his breath on you. It makes you feel warm. “So will he.”
You greet two more guards inside before shaking hands with the warden. He thanks you for coming with that grim look on his face that everyone in this field seems to have permanently etched into the creases of their skin. The prison is colder inside than it has any right to be, as if the concrete has learned to hold onto every winter it’s ever survived.
“Still nervous?” you whisper to Spencer.
He smiles, shakes his head no.
Good, you mouth.
You pretend not to notice his eyes fixate for a beat longer than necessary on your lips. You lick them in response. When he meets your eyes again, you pretend not to notice that something undecipherable is hidden behind his lids, too.
—
Foster smiles when you walk in. He doesn’t look at Spencer. You let Spencer pull your chair out for you, which immediately catches the guy’s attention. You think of still water, use it as a guide for being calm.
“Well,” Foster says. He hasn’t dropped the smile from his face. “They sent a good-looking one.”
“We, the FBI, are really grateful you chose to cooperate with us,” you say. “You know, in your final days.”
“Hm.” He turns to Spencer, finally. “She yours?”
You don’t look at him, and you will him to ignore him, to start asking him the standard questions. What’s your name? What year were you born?
“She’s her own,” he says instead. It comes out even and flat.
“You hesitated,” Foster says. His smile shows his teeth, now. “I suppose that’s not a crime.”
“No,” you agree. You open your file and lay a picture of his mugshot on the table. You can tell he was expecting photos of one of the women whose life he stole away. “But murder is.”
Spencer clears his throat and nudges your ankle with the tip of his shoe. You give him no reaction, but the next time you reach for the file, you let your fingertips brush against his wrist.
—
“That wasn’t awful,” Spencer says when you step out, though he says it like he’s releasing one big breath born out of a collection of accumulated air trapped in his lungs.
Foster did say something crude. You’d prefer not to repeat it, mostly because you’re not sure if Spencer was blushing or if he was just hot.
The prison was freezing, you remind yourself. Then you shove the thought back down.
“It wasn’t great,” you say. “I wish I’d pushed him further about—”
“Stop,” he says. His hand is on your bicep now. “Don’t overthink it, you did great.”
“Okay,” you say. “Don’t profile me, now.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it.”
The walk back to the car leaves you sticky and hot. You note, aimlessly, that Iowa gets hot enough if you let it — if you stay long enough to let it swelter.
“Our flight’s not till the morning,” you groan, slamming the car door shut.
“Not a fan of Iowa?”
“In how many languages do you know how to say fuck no?”
“Twelve," he says. His eyes flit to the ceiling. “No, fourteen.”
“Ridiculous.”
—
You crash as soon as you get back to your hotel room. You sleep for what feels like two hours but you know is way longer than that, and when you finally peel your eyes open you’re sweating. You’re clinging to your sheets, and you consider yourself bed-ridden as you roll over and check your phone. Hotch has sent you three messages asking for updates. Your stomach twinges with guilt for not answering, though you figure he probably moved on and texted Spencer.
Spencer.
You feel bad. You had ditched him, retreating to your hotel room the second you guys got back. You wonder what he did, if he got food, though there’s not much to do in Iowa. In fact, there’s nothing to do in Iowa.
You slip out of your clothes and take a quick rinse-off in the shower. Your hair is still wet when you adorn yourself in a gray t-shirt and sleep shorts and creep over across the hall. Your fist raps against the door three times, then twice more for good measure.
“Hi?”
“Hi,” you say, inviting yourself in as you push past him. It’s identical to yours, but everything’s on the opposite side. “Nice room.”
“Much nicer than yours.”
“Oh, for sure.” You clap your hands together, then flop down on the bed. “So, whatcha been up to?”
He nods his head at a book on the nightstand. You stretch over and pick it up. The History of Iowa’s Small Towns.
“Little on the nose, isn’t it, doctor?”
“It’s interesting.”
“Your mind amazes me,” you whisper, then place it back on the nightstand.
“Have you eaten?” he asks.
“I’m not really hungry,” you say. When he quirks his eyebrow, you add: “Really, I can’t eat for, like, at least two hours after I wake up.”
“You were asleep?”
You nod. “Couldn’t last night. You didn’t think I just ditched you, did you?”
He shrugs. “I wouldn’t have minded.”
You place a hand over your heart. “Well, doctor, I’m just plain offended.”
He smiles, real, genuine. “I didn’t mean it like that.”
“How’d you mean it?” you ask. You move up on the bed, as if it’s your own, making space for him to sit next to you.
He sighs, like he really doesn’t want to indulge in this conversation, but his lips pry open and you know he will. “Morgan always says I ramble too much.”
You shrug. “What’s much, anyway?”
“Well, if you’re not hungry,” he starts, lifting himself off the bed and over to the mini fridge, “are you thirsty?”
“My, my.” You smile, teeth and all. “I didn’t know you drank on the job.”
“Not technically on the job anymore, am I?” He holds up a little bottle. “It’s not exactly a martini, but it’s all I’ve got unless you want lukewarm ginger ale.”
You accept the bottle with mock ceremony and open it the second it’s in your hands. “Guess federal per diems only cover motel whiskey. Honestly, this is probably the classiest thing happening in Iowa tonight.”
He laughs softly, twisting open his own cap. “From what I’ve read, and seen, that’s a low bar.”
You raise yours. “To meeting the bar.”
He tilts his head, scrunches his nose. “To stepping over the bar with minimal effort.”
You both take a sip. It’s terrible. You make a face.
He sees it and raises an eyebrow. “Too refined for hotel whiskey?”
“Just surprised it didn’t come with a warning label,” you say, setting the bottle down on the nightstand. “Or a tetanus shot.”
“Don’t worry,” he says, taking another sip of his. “I’m sure the Iowa Department of Health is on it.”
You nod solemnly. “They’re probably just as fast as the Wi-Fi.”
That gets a small smile from him. He sits on the edge of the bed, a little closer than before, but still careful. He’s always so careful.
There’s a lull, full of quiet until the nighttime air-conditioning kicks on and you’re too tired to pretend anything really matters for a while.
“You ever drink from the mini bar before? Like, during a case?” you ask eventually.
“Only when I expect to be stranded somewhere like this.”
“Smart,” you say.
He glances at you, amusement tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Can’t profile your way out of a cornfield without it.”
You hum in agreement. “I’m not sure if that’s depressing.”
He shrugs, taking another sip. “Probably.” His hand falls to his side, dangerously close to your thigh.
You accept another one. And then another one. You’re sure he’s going shot for shot with you, but you can’t really tell because your head is full and everything’s hazy and suddenly this bed is so, so comfortable.
You lie back, legs still dangling off the edge, and stare up at the popcorn ceiling like it might reveal state secrets. “Did you know Iowa had one of the highest populations of covered bridges?”
Spencer blinks. “Iowa doesn’t.”
You squint. “It doesn’t?”
“No,” he says, amused. “That’s Madison County. Which is in Iowa. But it’s a specific — actually, nevermind. I’m not sure either of us are in a state for nuance.”
You wag a lazy finger at the ceiling. “I knew that.”
“Sure,” he says, and leans back beside you with a soft thud, hands crossed over his stomach. “Next you’ll tell me Iowa invented jazz.”
“It didn’t?” You cant your head to the side, a smile playing at your lips.
“God, no.”
You sigh dramatically. “And here I thought this trip was educational.”
He turns his head just slightly toward you. His breath is hot, hotter than it was earlier, and his words are all slurred. You think you might sound the same but don’t keep yourself in line long enough to actually check. “You’ve learned a lot. For example, you’ve learned not to trust the minibar.”
“And that your idea of a good time is reading municipal histories.”
“I sensed you were captivated.”
You pull an arm over your face. “Do you always get this cocky after drinking?”
He tilts his head like he’s genuinely thinking about it. “I think I just feel safe knowing I’m not the only one embarrassing myself.”
You haul a leg up to bend into the bed with you and nudge him with your knee. “You’re not embarrassing. You’re weird. Like, in the good way.”
He doesn’t say anything for a moment, but you can hear the smile in his voice when he finally says: “Thanks. You’re weird too.”
“Weird and drunk.” You repeat the word drunk a few more times, drawing out a different syllable each time. “Spencer?”
“Hm?”
“Don’t let me fall asleep here.”
“You say that like I have any control over you,” he murmurs. Your breath catches. Neither of you move.
You peek at him from under your arm. “Are you flirting with me?”
“What?”
“Whatever. Then don’t speak with that— that tone. Or I’ll start to think you’re flirting with me.”
“I’m not really flirting with you.”
You let the arm drop, but not to the mattress; it finds its way to the sleeve of his shirt, playing with the fabric. “Not really or not yet?”
“That depends,” he says, voice dropped low to a whisper. “Would yet be a problem?”
You roll onto your elbow, looming over him. “Guess we’ll have to find out.”
It lands like a match.
“What are you doing?” he asks. Your lips are the closest they’ve ever been.
“I don’t know.” Your eyes move to where his hand has started to creep onto your thigh. “What are you doing?”
He moves first, but only barely. His head tilts up, lips parting like he’s about to ask a question.
He gets his answer in the shape of your lips.
Your hand finds the edge of his jaw, fingers skimming up the side of his face. He’s warm. Still flushed from the whiskey or maybe just from you.
You’re kissing, you think. You. Spencer. Kissing. It should make you pull back. You work with him. This is strictly forbidden — that should definitely make you pull back.
But then his fingers press into your hips, grounding you, and you shift, and you’re straddling him before you’ve thought it through. It’s automatic, desperate, like the tension finally cracked open and all that’s left is the pull.
“Still not on the job?” you murmur between kisses, breath brushing his lips.
He shakes his head. “Not even a little.”
He starts to kiss you deeper, like he wants to memorize it. You wonder if he is. Your hands move up under his shirt, and his breath slips, just for a second. Just long enough to make you smile into his mouth.
There’s nothing quiet about any of this. Just heat. And want. And finally.
You roll your hips once as a test. When he tightens his grip on you, you have half the mind to do it again, and again, and again.
Suddenly, all you can think of are your clothes on the ground and him inside you.
“Fuck,” he mutters. You release his lips from yours.
“Fuck?”
“Shh,” he hushes, trying to silence you, but you’re already laughing.
“Oh my god, Dr. Spencer Reid, esteemed supervisory special agent, holder of three PhDs, just said fuck.” You whisper the last part, hand clutching at your chest.
“Will you please resume what we were just doing?”
“My fucking pleasure.”
“Jesus,” he squeezes out. Your hands remove themselves from where they were resting under his shirt and head to the waist of his pants. You watch his chest rise a little quicker, fall with a little more readiness. His hands release your hips and come up to grip your wrists. “I say fuck one time and I’ll never hear the end of it.”
“Maybe we can put it in another context.” You unhook your legs from their desired place around his hips and scooch yourself down his body. Your fingers, which were just barely, ever so delicately toying with his waistband, curl into both the cotton of his pants and his boxers and tug down at once. He helps you, hips coming off the bed just enough for you to drop them both to his ankles.
He’s already hard, and your mouth is already hollow, already anticipating something to fill a long-lasting void. You say his name, but it sounds off, because your mouth is already imagining itself wrapped around something far less innocent than words.
His hand comes up to your face, brushing your cheekbone, and the feeling is too soft to name but impossible to ignore. You feel as though all the heat in the room has gotten sucked between your legs, and it pools low, desire biting at the edges of restraint.
“You don’t have to,” he says, watching you spit in your hand. You roll your eyes before wrapping the newly wet hand around him.
“I’m going to. Just stay like that.”
You stroke him softly, just a few times before spitting on the tip and working it back down. He whispers your name like its wax, made to melt. You’re not thinking and your voice is velvet when you ask him how long it’s been since he’s been touched like this, the way he deserves to be. Too long, comes his response, and you vow to yourself to show him what he’s been missing.
The next time you bring your lips up to release more spit, you reach down and kiss it. Just the tip, and just ever-so-slightly. You’re not sure he noticed at first, so you do it again, this time more pronounced, and then he’s removing his hand from your face and bringing it up to your hair. His grip is firm enough to anchor, not enough to command.
When you open your lips more, he tightens his grip. When you make your way down, syrup-slick and mouth dripping of sin, he coils his want at the nape of your neck and pulls. You moan around him, which earns you another tug.
“That feels good,” he whispers. “So fucking good.”
You’re drunk enough that the praise feels more than trembling and temporary. You take it for more than it probably is and pick up your pace.
He lasts not a minute longer before he’s guiding you off of him, and you couch as you come up for air.
“I don’t want to finish yet,” he mumbles.
“No?”
“No.” He pulls you up off the ground, one hand on your wrist and the other still in your hair. “Wanna take care of you too. Do you want that? Yeah? Lie down for me.”
You do as you're told, nodding along the way, agreeing fervently and with little free will. You’re drooling, enough that it slips past your lips. He brings his index finger up to your face, collecting it on the pad of his finger and pushing it back into your mouth. Instinctively, you suck. He groans, low, a noise you never would have expected to hear from him, and it makes you shut your legs, thighs rubbing together slightly as you try to fight the feeling festering around your limbs.
He kneels before you, the same way you had with him. “Is this what you want?” You nod. “No, use your words.” He pries your legs open, blows between them.
Your back is coming up off the bed, enough for him to bring a hand up and grab your waist again. “Yes.”
He wastes little time attaching his mouth to you, tongue everywhere, while his fingers leave bruises in your side. One of your hands is gripping the sheets so hard you can feel your fingernails digging into your palm even through it. This can’t be real, you think, because nothing real feels this good. And this feels so, so good.
You feel fucked out and he hasn’t even put anything inside of you. It’s just his tongue swiping against you, swirling around your clit, sucking your clit, kissing your clit. You can’t think. At some time you stop being aware of what he’s doing and just let him do it.
His hand leaves your hip and you feel it pulse, throbbing at the loss of harsh connection. Then, he forces your fist to open, to release the white fabric, and he locks your fingers together. It feels intimate, more intimate than his mouth on you, and if you were sober you might have shrugged him away. But you’re not. You’re drunk. Very drunk. So instead you hold his hand harder.
His free hand is trailing along your thigh, and when you glance down at him his eyes are closed, and he looks content, satisfied, and you’re not sure you ever want to unfold from this position. He uses his other hand to trail up and down your thigh before his errant fingers find their way farther up your legs.
When he slips two inside you, both at once, no warning, you mewl.
He detaches his mouth from you, like he wants to focus solely on finger fucking you. When you glance down at him again, he gives you a perfunctory smile before focusing back at the task he’s chosen to take up. He’s practically gift-wrapping your orgasm.
“Right there,” you choke out when his fingers curl at the exact right moment in the exact right spot. You don’t announce that you’re coming, but Spencer is a genius. You’re sure he can figure it out. Everything comes undone in waves, the way seafoam spits back into the sand before dissipating, carrying itself back out into a vaster part of the water.
“Good job,” he says. He kisses you. You can taste your slick on his lips.
“Spencer.”
“You’ve said that already.” You’d laugh if you weren’t so unraveled. “I’m gonna fuck you now, okay?”
“Mhm.”
“What did we say about using our words?”
“To… use them?”
“You’re so smart,” he says, and you can hear him breathing in the way that means he’s trying not to laugh as he presses scattered kisses across your cheek, jaw, lips. “Can you speak up and show me how smart you are?”
“I want you to fuck me.”
“Knew you had it in you.” One of his hands is pressed into the mattress next to your head, and the other is absent from your body. When you finally open your eyes, you look down to see him lining himself up with you.
There’s a pinch in your throat as you feel him ease himself inside, slowly, deliberately, like he’s scared you might crumble and break beneath him. You won’t, which you assure him by using one hand to grab onto his bicep and the other to rest on his hip, guiding him all the way inside of you.
"I got so mad, earlier," he says. "When he was talking about you like that."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize," he whispers. "Don't fucking apologize."
The heat is back, swirling in your stomach, rushing up your chest like every vein you have has replaced blood with feverish fire. Spencer throws more gasoline on it when he slides almost all the way out, then pushes himself back in. You’re quiet, and even the air around you seems to have hushed itself.
When he finds a rhythm, he takes advantage of it. Fucks you a little harder, just enough that you can’t close your mouth, can’t quiet yourself even when you try. You’re trying to tread carefully, but you don’t have it in you to not tip your chin up and search for a kiss. You move your other hand to wrap around his forearm, the one right next to your head, and you can’t stop yourself from digging your nails into the skin when he gives you one particularly hard thrust.
“Do that again,” you whisper.
“This?” he asks, though it’s more of a mock. He does it again, this time a little slower. You feel like crying, because you have no other outlet for what exactly it is you’re currently feeling. When he does it again you have no choice but to squeeze your eyes shut. He kisses you again, idly, like you’ve got all the time in the world. You’re not sure you have more than five minutes in you before you pass out. “You feel so good.”
“Needed you.”
“Yeah?” he says. Your words seem to have made him snap his hips against yours a little harder.
He uses one of his hands to grab under your thigh, then pushes your leg up. You let out a broken moan you don’t even register as your own until he stretches you farther apart and you do it again. You’d be embarrassed if you weren’t clawing at an indescribable edge. You feel ripe. Nothing holy is coming for you. You arch your back like it might.
"Mine." He says it while looking down at you. He says it with his chest. He says it like it's an absolute.
You bring your hand to the back of his neck and make him kiss you. Once for the thrill, twice just to feel the burn of it really settle in.
Then you come. And everything else does, too. It’s unraveling. Not fingers but friction, not skin but static, not breath but flood. The room is slipping sideways, hips first, mouth second. you forget your name or maybe you give it away. There's no shape to anything, to the sting between your legs, only pulse — wet, reckless, existing in the hollows of your thighs. When he bends down and lets out a sound that sounds suspiciously like your name, your teeth catch on his shoulder like a warning. He doesn’t flinch. You bite down harder.
Nothing makes sense for a while except the sound of the air-conditioner.
Spencer says something. Then again. Then, he taps your cheek twice, says your name until you come to.
“Hm?”
“You okay?”
“‘m okay. Are you okay?”
He laughs. It’s quiet and hoarse and still warm. “Yes ma’am.”
“Hmmmm.”
“Hmm what?’
“I like that. We’ll use that ‘nother time.” You let out a heavy sigh as he chuckles. He slips out of you and you suck in a breath that catches in the pockets of your teeth, cold and shocking against the roof of your mouth.
“Sorry.” You shake your head and hope it conveys that he has nothing to apologize for. He rolls over next to you. “You should pee.”
“Pee schmee.”
“I think I’m gonna retract my previous statements about your high level of intelligence now.” You smack him with your hand and laugh, hearty and probably too loud.
“I’m still drunk,” you say after a few more moments of silence.
“I think that’s how that whole drinking thing works, yeah.”
“Do you regret it?”
“No.” His answer comes quicker than you were expecting.
“Okay. Me neither. Just checking.” You blow hair out of your face, and when that doesn’t work you bring a palm up and use the strength of four fingers to wipe it away from the sweat gathering in satin sheets across your skin. “I hate this room.”
“Me too.”
“I don’t hate you,” you whisper.
“Well,” he whispers back. “I don’t hate you either.”
“Do you wanna maybe… I don’t know. Not be on the job tomorrow morning?”
It might just be the alcohol, but his expression is soft and lush, like when dawn’s light shudders through early morning fog.
“I would like that.”
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soft on main
pairings pedro pascal x actress!reader
summary pedro accidentally called you babe during a casual instagram live and the internet instantly lost its mind over the softest, most unexpected relationship reveal ever.
tags established relationship, unspecified age gap, fluff, accidental relationship reveal, public reactions, light teasing, and affectionate banter.
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pedro goes live from a hotel room during the press tour for the new film you’re both starring in.
he’s sitting cross-legged on the couch in a hoodie, giving him that sleepy-late-afternoon glow.
he waves at the screen. “hola, mis amores. what’s up? i’ve got twenty minutes before they drag me to another interview.”
a question flashes across the screen: “are you alone rn?”
pedro squints at it, then lets out a soft laugh. “nope. i’m with her.”
from offscreen, your voice floats in, unmistakably yours.
“tell them who you’re with.”
he glances over, can’t stop the way the corners of his mouth lift like they always do when you’re around. “she’s right here. the woman i get to call co-star—and, y’know, a few other things.”
you reply, a touch smug. “a few other things indeed.”
pedro reaches for the snack bowl and winces.
“you better not be eating the popcorn meant for both of us.”
he raises a guilty hand. “that depends. is it a crime if it’s really good popcorn?”
thwack. a popcorn kernel hits him square in the chest.
“hey—!” he yelps, mock-offended.
“she’s throwing snacks at me,” he tells the camera with a grin. “this is the level of love and respect i receive.”
“wait that’s??” “no bc that voice is unmistakable” “they’re together rn??” “the way he said ‘i’m with her’ like it’s the most natural thing 😭” “they’ve always been best friends but this… this feels different.” “he looks like he just exhaled after three years of holding his breath.”
pedro laughs, softer now. there’s something easy in the way his shoulders drop.
“yep. she’s been keeping me sane through this whole press tour.”
he scrolls through the questions, murmuring to himself. then, aloud:
“‘what’s your comfort food?’ hmm. that’s easy mexican food. or… those little chocolate things she keeps buying—you know the ones, babe?”
the room stills.
he blinks.
you freeze.
“babe?? excuse me??” “he said babe. i repeat. he. said. babe.” “no way. no acting. that slipped out too naturally.” “their best-friend act just died in real time 😭❤️” “he’s so gone for her and he doesn’t even know he said it.” “this isn’t a soft launch this is a crash landing into love”
pedro blinks again. “shit.”
you let out a laugh, hiding behind your sleeve. “good job, pascal.”
he rakes a hand through his curls, pink in the face. “so… yeah. that happened.”
the comments are scrolling so fast he can’t read them anymore.
“i need oxygen” “they’re in the same room. he called her babe. i am unwell.” “they're so giddy help they’re in love fr” “all their interviews make sense now they looked so smitten and we didn’t see it”
you climb up beside him on the couch, curling into the space like it’s where you’ve always belonged which it is.
pedro leans into you on instinct. like muscle memory.
you don’t say anything for a second. you just smile at him, all warmth and fondness.
he turns toward the camera again, rubbing the back of his neck.
“we’ve been together a while. a long while. we just… liked the parts that were ours. off-camera. quiet.”
you nod, voice softer now. “we were never hiding. just… protecting it.”
pedro’s gaze drops to your joined hands offscreen. his thumb rubs lightly over your knuckles.
“she’s been my person for years. through everything. and i didn’t mean to let that slip but maybe it’s time.”
“they were never hiding they were protecting it i’m sobbing” “this is what real love looks like holy sh—” “i feel like i just witnessed a wedding” “he looks so peaceful with her. like he finally exhaled.”
“i wasn’t supposed to say it,” pedro repeats, cheeks flushed. “but i’m glad i did.”
he turns toward you again. “she’s… my favorite person. the calm in my chaos. the reason i actually sleep on planes now.”
you laugh through a glassy smile. “you only sleep because i pack the melatonin and force you to wear that travel pillow.”
he grins wider. “and she makes fun of me constantly. but yeah. she’s my heart.”
there’s a long pause. not empty. full. overflowing.
the kind of silence you don’t want to interrupt.
“i don’t know how i ever did this without her,” he says, voice barely above a whisper. “and now i never want to.”
“they’re so in love this isn’t even acting anymore” “this is the softest, most beautiful reveal of all time” “protect them at all costs omg” “i’ve never seen someone look at another person like that before”
you blink back tears and smile, playful to the end. “you ready to be softer on main?”
pedro chuckles and threads your fingers through his, resting them in his lap. “only if you are, mi amor.”
he doesn’t even bother ending the live right away. he just stays there with you.
pedro’s phone buzzes nonstop the second he opens his eyes.
you’re still asleep beside him, one hand curled under your cheek, hair a mess from the night before. he watches you breathe for a moment, like none of the internet just watched him call you babe in front of 100k people.
then his lock screen lights up again.
pedro’s phone wouldn’t stop buzzing.
he blinked blearily at the screen as it lit up beside him on the nightstand, vibrating so hard it nearly slid off.
oscar isaac: "you said babe on live???? 😭😭😭 call me rn."
bella ramsey: "you're trending, old man. i knew it."
and then: an avalanche.
he groans into the pillow.
“you broke the internet, didn’t you?”
“…possibly.”
pedro flips his phone to show you:
the memes.
one of pedro blushing with the caption:
“when you call your gf ‘babe’ on live and remember the world’s watching”
a screenshot of his face mid-slip, zoomed 300%:
“in this exact moment… he knew, he fucked up.”
you can’t stop laughing.
later that morning, the two of you are seated on a velvet couch for a press interview.
the host grins as he shuffles his cards and leans forward dramatically.
“so… pedro.”
pedro shifts beside you, one ankle crossed over his knee, hair artfully messy, the top of his shirt open just enough to be distracting.
“yes?” he answers playfully.
“we all saw the livestream.”
audience: screams
pedro puts a hand over his heart. “listen. in my defense—”
you cut in, smirking. “there is no defense. you called me babe in front of instagram live and then stared into the abyss like your soul left your body.”
the audience dies. pedro covers his face in mock agony.
“i blacked out!” he insists.
the host chuckles. “how long had you two been secretly together?”
pedro peeks at you. you raise an eyebrow, silently daring him.
he answers softly, “a while. years.”
the room quiets just slightly just enough for the honesty to land.
you nod. “we wanted to keep the magic for ourselves, you know? have something untouched.”
pedro glances at you with something unreadable in his eyes. not unreadable to you, though.
it’s love.
the kind people spend their whole lives trying to find.
“and now that it’s out?” the host asks.
pedro smiles soft and sure. “now we don’t have to lie about the best part of our day.”
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What to Expect in an Online Mock Interview and How to Ace It

In today’s competitive job market, preparing for an interview is just as important as having the right skills. One of the most effective ways to boost your confidence and improve your chances of success is by participating in an online mock interview. This simulated interview experience helps you get familiar with the interview process, receive constructive feedback, and fine-tune your responses. Platforms like InterviewAxis provide excellent mock interview online sessions to help candidates refine their skills. But what exactly should you expect from an ai mock interview, and how can you ensure that you ace it? Let’s dive in.
What to Expect in an Online Mock Interview
1. A Realistic Interview Experience
Online mock interviews are designed to mirror real interview settings. Depending on the platform or service you use, the session may be conducted by professional interviewers, career coaches, or AI-powered tools. The questions asked will be based on your industry, job role, and experience level.
2. Different Types of Questions
Expect a mix of questions, including:
Behavioral Questions – “Tell me about a time when you faced a challenge at work.”
Technical Questions – If you’re applying for a technical role, be prepared for coding tests, case studies, or industry-specific questions.
Situational Questions – “How would you handle a disagreement with a colleague?”
General Questions – “Why do you want to work for our company?” or “What are your strengths and weaknesses?”
AI Interview Questions – Many platforms like InterviewAxis use AI to generate smart and insightful questions tailored to your role.
3. A Focus on Communication Skills
Online mock interviews assess more than just your answers. Your communication skills, confidence, and body language also play a crucial role. Interviewers will observe how clearly you articulate your thoughts, your tone of voice, and your ability to engage in a virtual setting.
4. Constructive Feedback and Performance Evaluation
One of the biggest benefits of an online mock interview is receiving feedback. The interviewer or AI tool will provide insights into:
Areas where you excel
Weak points that need improvement
Recommendations for refining your responses and body language
5. A Virtual Environment Test
Technical issues can make or break an online interview. During a mock interview online, you will test your setup, including:
Internet connection
Webcam and microphone quality
Lighting and background setup
Eliminating distractions in your surroundings
How to Ace Your Online Mock Interview
1. Treat It Like a Real Interview
Approach your online mock interview practice with the same seriousness you would a real job interview. Dress professionally, sit in a quiet and well-lit space, and be mentally prepared.
2. Research Common Questions
Review commonly asked ai interview questions related to your industry and role. Prepare structured responses using the STAR method (Situation, Task, Action, Result) for behavioral questions.
3. Improve Your Virtual Presence
Since online interviews lack in-person interaction, making a strong virtual presence is crucial. Here’s how:
Maintain Eye Contact – Look at the camera instead of the screen.
Use Positive Body Language – Sit upright and avoid fidgeting.
Speak Clearly and Confidently – Avoid filler words like “um” and “uh.”
4. Practice, Practice, Practice
Rehearse your responses out loud or record yourself to analyze your speech and body language. You can also conduct a self-interview using a mirror or ask a friend for feedback. Websites like InterviewAxis are excellent interview preparation sites that offer personalized mock interview practice.
5. Work on Your Weaknesses
After receiving feedback from your ai mock interview, take time to improve your weak areas. If you struggle with answering certain types of questions, refine your responses. If your voice lacks energy, work on your tone and delivery.
6. Test Your Technology in Advance
Ensure that your computer, webcam, microphone, and internet connection are functioning smoothly. Log in a few minutes early to avoid last-minute technical glitches.
7. Be Ready for Unexpected Questions
Interviewers may throw curveball questions to test your problem-solving skills. Stay calm, take a few seconds to think, and answer logically rather than rushing.
Conclusion
Online mock interviews are a valuable tool for job seekers looking to enhance their interview performance. By understanding what to expect and preparing thoroughly, you can gain the confidence needed to excel in real interviews. Platforms like InterviewAxis provide some of the best mock interview online experiences to help you refine your skills. Practice diligently, take feedback seriously, and refine your communication skills to ensure you make a great impression. Remember, the more you prepare, the closer you are to landing your dream job!
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How to Prepare for Common Behavioral Questions for Interviews
Landing your dream job can be a challenging endeavor, and one of the significant hurdles you may encounter is tackling behavioral interview questions. These questions focus on assessing your past experiences and skills, including problem-solving abilities, teamwork capabilities, communication skills, and more. In this comprehensive guide, we will demystify the art of handling these daunting behavioral questions, equipping you with the insights needed to address them effectively.
Understanding Behavioral Interview Questions
Behavioral interview questions are designed to delve into a candidate's past behavior in specific situations and evaluate how they might handle similar scenarios in the future. Interviewers use these questions to gauge a candidate's soft skills or transferable skills, such as teamwork, problem-solving, communication, and leadership abilities. So, why do interviewers ask these questions?
Behavioral Interview Questions: A Closer Look
Behavioral interview questions are a specific type of inquiry you might encounter during a job interview. These questions aim to unearth your past work experiences, particularly times when you excelled at working with others or solved challenging problems. In essence, they provide a glimpse into your potential behavior in the new job.
Interviewers ask these questions because they want to assess your previous work experiences to determine if you possess the necessary skills for the job. By probing your past actions, they can predict your future behavior and ascertain if you are a good fit for the role and this will improve your interview success.
Examples of Common Behavioral Questions for Interviews
To give you a better idea of what to expect, here are some common examples of behavioral interview questions:
Teamwork related questions: These questions assess your ability to collaborate with others and how you handle team-related challenges.
Customer service questions: These inquiries aim to uncover your customer service skills, problem-solving abilities, and how you handle difficult customer situations.
Time management questions: These questions evaluate your ability to handle multiple responsibilities, meet deadlines, and stay organized.
Conflict management questions: These inquiries assess your ability to manage conflicts and disagreements in the workplace, demonstrating your problem-solving skills and effective communication.
Leadership and initiative questions: These questions focus on your leadership experiences, your approach to handling conflicts, and your ability to learn from your mistakes.
How to Answer Behavioral Interview Questions
When responding to behavioral interview questions, using the STAR method (Situation, Task, Action, Result) can be a highly effective interview strategy. This structured approach allows you to provide specific examples from your past experiences that showcase your skills and abilities. Here's a breakdown of the STAR method:
Situation: Describe the situation or problem you encountered.
Task: Explain what needed to be done.
Action: Discuss the actions you took to address the situation.
Result: Share the outcome or results of your actions.
By practicing the STAR method, you can confidently showcase your experiences and abilities to interviewers, helping them understand your thought process and decision-making skills.
Preparing Stories Related to the Job Description
To prepare for a behavioral interview, it's crucial to develop stories that align with the job description. Here are some key steps to help you:
Research the job description: Carefully review the job description and take note of key responsibilities and required skills.
Identify relevant experiences: Reflect on your past experiences that align with the job requirements, such as teamwork, problem-solving, and leadership.
Consider different scenarios: Anticipate various situations you may encounter in the role and think of stories that demonstrate how you've handled similar situations in the past.
Use the STAR method: Structure your answers using the STAR method to provide specific details about each situation you discuss.
Practice and refine your stories: Write out your stories and practice delivering them aloud. This will boost your confidence and ensure you can effectively share your experiences during the interview.
Crafting Compelling Conclusions
Crafting compelling conclusions is an essential part of answering behavioral interview questions. These conclusions leave a lasting impression on the interviewer and highlight your skills and qualifications effectively. In your conclusion, summarize your main points concisely and reiterate how your past experiences align with the job requirements. Highlight any key achievements or outcomes that demonstrate your abilities. Providing specific examples and verifiable evidence of past behavior is crucial in behavioral interviews, as it shows that you possess the necessary skills and experience for the job.
Preparation Tips for a Behavioral Interview
To excel in a behavioral interview, consider the following preparation tips:
Develop compelling stories: Create stories that emphasize your skills and experiences related to the job description, using the STAR method to structure your responses.
Practice out loud before the interview or in any mock interview: Rehearse your answers by speaking them aloud. This will help you become more comfortable with your responses and ensure they are clear and concise.
Consider potential situational questions: Anticipate and prepare for situational questions by thinking about your past experiences and how you've handled similar scenarios effectively.
In conclusion, mastering behavioral interview questions is essential for job seekers aiming to land their dream job. By understanding these questions, practicing with the STAR method, creating compelling stories that align with the job description, and preparing for potential situational questions, you can confidently navigate the interview process. Collaborating with a headhunter can also provide invaluable support, enhancing your interview performance and increasing your chances of securing job offers. So, dive in, prepare effectively, and take a significant step toward your dream job!
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Streamer Danny
Everyone has a hobby or something they like to do. For Cass, that is watching Danny's stream. She doesn't know why but Danny's voices are very soothing and pleasant to hear. And it's not even just her that thought that. Every single one of Danny's fans say the same thing.
It is also a plus that Danny always talks using simple English. It makes it easier for her to learn how to speak and even read. Her favorite streams are the streams where Danny just sits and chats with the viewers. Not to say she doesn't like the other contents but there is just something nice to hear him answer her questions about himself.
No. She totally doesn't have a crush on that guy Steph. He doesn't even know her. How can she have a crush on someone that she never met before.
One thing she takes notes is the concerning things Danny sometimes says online. Like how he is half dead. Or something about a creepy godfather or something. Cass tries to look into him more with Tim's help (No Tim. She doesn't have a crush on this guy. And it's not creepy at all to stalk his personal information like this.) but finds practically nothing online about him except for his streaming channel and his hometown being somewhere in Illinois.
Danny also sometimes brings in guests to either interview or play video games with. There is Tucker, tech geek. He apparently is the one that sets up Danny's devices so that he can stream easily. Then there is Sam. His ex-girlfriend best friend. They talk about a lot of things mostly plants and ecosystems. There are also his sisters. Ellie is also a recurring guest. She often comes on stream and shares her travel experience and tips when traveling. Then there is Jazz who works as a psychiatrist at Arkham. And also is apparently working part-time for Red Hood.
Cass almost goes crazy when she hears that. She contemplates going to Jason to blackmail ask Jason to introduce Danny to her. Cass barely hesitates and the next thing anyone knows, Cass is inside Jason's apartment sitting on his couch nibbling on the freshly baked cookies Jason has on his counter.
Jason: *Walks out from his bedroom* Wtf! Where the hell did you come from?
Cass: *Stares*
Jason: Uggh. What the hell do you want?
Cass: Do you know Jazz?
Jason: *Tense* Why do you want to know?
Cass: Introduce me to her brother.
Jason: Danny? Why the hell do you wanna meet her?
Cass: A fan.
Jason: A fan? A fan of what? Wait. Danny did do the live streaming shit. Are you talking about that?
Cass: *Nods*
Jason: Whatever. Just don't fucking enter my house like that next time. I will call you to tell you when he is free.
Cass: *Smiles* Thank you.
Jason: Yeah yeah.
-Other place-
Danny: And that's it for today's stream people. I think I can stream again tomorrow but let's see if plans can keep up with change.
Chat: We want you to sing!
Danny: I will think about it in the next stream. Anyway see you later guys.
Chat: Bye!
Turning off the stream, Danny tiredly releases a sigh. Danny doesn't know why everyone wants him to sing. As far as Danny remembers, his voice has always been okay at best. He remembers getting mocked by Dash and his group when they participated in a choir when they were 10. Since then, Danny swears that he will never sing again.
What Danny likes though is dancing. Especially, ballet. He always likes the way the dancer expresses their emotions through body movements. The way they express anger, sadness, happiness and even love. When he becomes a ghost, he gets even better at reading those using ghost speak. Danny dreams of one day being able to dance in front of an audience of hundreds.
Opening a video platform website, Danny searches for a specific ballet group that he encounters. The group has a specific dancer that is amazing at expressing her emotions through dance.
Danny watches longingly hoping he could one day dance like that, or even dance with her. Suddenly a knock comes from his door.
Jazz: Hey, Danny. Can we talk?
Part 2
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HARLEY SAWYER X PSYCHOLOGIST READER
You have been working at Playtime CO for some years now, you worked as the head department of psychology but most of your work consisted on providing profiles of the children in the lower levels or as your coworker called them, experiments.
Over the years of working with them and knowing what they are being turned into, you've learned to work with them pre and post experimentation. Another thing you've learned through time was to deal with the partner you were assigned for the project. Harley sawyer.
What is there to say about that man. He is the head scientist in the project but he is absolutely horrible at dealing with them, or with anyone. That's how you were assigned to work along side him . He made the experiments and you maintained them under control.
Initially the ones who needed to be under control where you two because of your crashing personalities. While he was a serious control freak and borderline antisocial you one the contrary seemed to not take things seriously, constantly taunting him and the other stuff and with a permanent sarcastic tone in your voice voice.
Of course at first he didn't like you much, and to be fair you didn't make it easy. Everything he said refering to the experiments was refuted by your obsession to keep a mildly stable mental health in the subject.
Dr Harley sighed heavily looking your way with an annoyed look- What now?- he asked
If you keep treating the subjects like that your are going to break them.-you said in the observation room with him while you were both supervising experiment 1355, a young girl turned into a smiley unicorn.
They're toys, they can be fixed easily- he responded as if he had repeated you that phrase for the 11th time (he did)
You know what I mean Sawyer, they are of no use if their minds break-you explained with a calm smile- or have you forgotten what kind of problems an unstable subject could bring?- your asked him, your question mocking him.
It turned out well with Yarnaby or have you forgotten Dr (Y/L/N)?- he said imitating your question
You laughed slowly- ah yes the kid you isolated as your pet, great example Dr-
Harley Sawyer was well known for working alone, he didn't like others company and whenever he got an assistant or a guard, he scared them off by being authoritarian or exposing them to dangerous situation. You were the only one at the company who actually could keep up with him.
In the interviews with the children you would lead the conversation while Harley observed and took notes. In the laboratory you were more of an assistant, helping the Dr with whatever tool he needed or just preparing the chemicals.
Even though he hated to admit it, his experiments have been more controlable and causing less troubles since you started working together.
You would be unbothered by the kids, showing enough compassion for them to not recognise you as a threat, but showing not an ounce of regret in your eyes while seeing how Harley turned them into toys.
Do I have to remind you that compassion is useless in this job?- Sawyer said while closing a wound he had made on the experiment while operating
You haven't realised how much time have passed since your prior conversation have ended. It was strange for the doctor to initiate them, usually preferring silence but you weren't complaining.
Compassion can make a person go through great lengths- you said- But I understand that in this line of work it's nothing but a limit, a wall that needs to be broken in order to obtain results.-
For once in a long time both you and Harley agreed on something.
He finally stopped sewing the toys fresh wound and started reading the inform you had redacted about the psychological profile of the child before the operation- you should do another one once she wakes up (Y/L/N)- he reminded you while reading the little notes and highlights you left about her.
You always reserved a space the paper work to express your personal opinions on the experiment and Harley always read them. It's another thing he started doing, considering your opinions and advice as something worth of noticing.
-Doc...-
-Sawyer...-
-Sawyer??...-
-HARLEY!!-
He looked at you not noticing how he had spaced out of his mind for a moment while reading your report.
What is it?- he asked actually surprised that he was actually distracted enough to not hear you.
I was asking you about the experiment 1322, Doey. How are the three conscience developing? are they getting used to they're new body?-you asked. Doey was your favourite experiment so far, it was the one you have showed more interest in and your involvement with him was way bigger than with others. Sawyer didn't understood your fascination with Doey.
Since you both started developing the project, you had shown special interest in the idea of three people combined in a toy. In fact, the reason you had starting working more time with the doctor was because of your eagerness to see how the experiment would turn out.
You have become much more comfortable with one another, even after years of coexisting with each other in the lower levels of Playtime.
Sometimes he would catch himself looking at you while you were with the kids in the interviews. He observed your calm demeanor through the crystal of the observation room. He could see how the children grew more confortable with you while you were joking.
The cognitive abilities of the toys were improving each day thanks to your work so of course the bosses permitted you both to perform as many experiments as needed.
Another thing Harley noticed about the last week's was how you would spend most of your time testing and conversing with 1322. He had grown so used to your presence that it was getting harder to work without you present.
He would never admit that he missed your sarcastic comments about the designs of the toys or how he missed to call you a germ, his germ, whenever you were getting to annoying.
Sometimes when you went to the cafeteria upstairs to get some coffee or a sandwich to eat, you would get him something too.
You haven't brought anything recently and that was because of your new obsession.
He finally finished the last transformation successfully, now the only thing left was for the experiment to wake up and for you to examine them.
Harley wandered through the corridors searching for the one room he knew you would be in, this time, he was the one bringing you a coffee.
He watched you through the crystal of the observation room. You always insisted on talking face to face with Doey. The mass of doe seemed calmer with you around. The two more peaceful personalities of Doey talked to you, voicing their regrets and fears. Though the violent part of the creature always seemed reluctant to talk to you. Not responding what was asked of him or simply not responding at all.
Dr ( Y/L/N), your presence is required in the observation room number 29- Sawyer interrupted your conversation. Doey seemed afraid for a moment only to turn his expression into an angry one. With a gesture of your hand you calmed him down and signaled silently for Harley to turn on the ice so the doe wouldn't scape.
You exited the room to find your coworker handing you a cup of coffee. You looked at him with a raised brow but accepted it either way.
Well, look who it is.-you said with satisfied grin- I thought you were supervising Yarnaby?- you commented
Yes I was, are you aware of how much time you spend with that... Mass?- he said with contempt- what's so fascinating about him anyways? He's only been trouble.
You're only trouble as far as I'm aware- he rolled his eyes you sipped again- he's a time bomb and I want to be there to see it explode- you finally responded- I want to be the germ that makes him mutate.
Germ... It's a fitting name for you- he laughed with a smooth voice.-
You both stayed silent in the middle of the room, he looked at you calmly while you ended your coffee. He was looking at you trough his glasses without blinking, with his tired eyes.
You looked back at him and when you realised he had his fist raised at you, brushing with his tumb the remaining coffee right next to your upper lip.
Neither of you realised how close you where, the dim light of the room illuminated both of your bodies. Yours against the door and his right in front of you, your external layers of clothing touching lightly.
He got even closer, feeling his breath against your own. His thumb caressing your cheek
He thought about everything that had happened recently. How Pierre and the ones closer to him had started to go against you both in the semanal meeting with the executives regarding the experiments. Pierre's demands being met by your indifference, claiming that you will keep securing the experiments as much as possible.
The doctor remembered how you, just as him, were completely devoted to the project. He had became paranoic for the past months. More irritable, unwilling to socialise with someone who wasn't you or the toys
He got even closer to you, he though he heard you whisper his name. You closed the gap between the both of you. Hands on his shoulders
Lip against lip, his hand still in your face. You felt that Harley was the only human you could trust down here. No one understood you like he did. Your desperation to contribute to humanity, your desire of achieving a more lasting body. One that could endure more.
If you ever shared this with anyone else, you'll probably be in trouble.
Your closeness with Harley and his with you was out of understanding, a feeling of trust and comfortability that had just materialised thought he kiss you were sharing with each other.
He slowly pulled apart, his breathing uneven and one of his locks of hair misplaced a slight smile on his face. His forehead touched yours and he whispered just above your lips- My germ~
Only if you knew... That exact same week Harley Sawyer would be reduce no nothing more than a system, a screen, a conscience.
At the mercy of playtimes desires while you... Well ... Your whereabouts were unknown, even though they knew you didn't get out of the building.
Somewhere... hiding between wires and toy corpses...
I'm in love with the voice of the doctor AKA Harley Sawyer.
My drawing of Harley Sawyer:

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Can you do reader is the youngest of the drivers and practically everyone’s baby
Enjoy reading and send some requests!!!
-xoxo babygirl 💕
F1's Darling



The paddock was alive with the hum of cameras, the chatter of mechanics, and the occasional roar of engines. At the center of it all stood Y/n Y/l/n, the 18-year-old phenomenon who had taken Formula 1 by storm. As Red Bull's youngest ever female driver, she wasn’t just talented—she was adored. A natural behind the wheel, witty in interviews, and effortlessly charming, Y/n had an uncanny ability to bring out a protective streak in everyone around her.
"Y/n!" A familiar voice called out as she stepped out of her garage after a gruelling practice session. She turned to see Carlos walking toward her, a warm smile on his face and a sandwich in hand.
"You need to eat," he said in his accented English, offering her the snack.
Y/n chuckled, brushing a strand of hair from her face. "Carlos, you know I have a team that feeds me, right?"
"Yes, but they don’t feed you properly," he countered, waving the sandwich in front of her. "Eat. Now."
Laughing, she accepted it. "Thanks, dad."
Carlos grinned. "Don’t let Fernando hear that."
---
Later that evening, Y/n found herself wandering through a shopping district with Charles. The Monegasque driver had insisted on treating her after seeing how exhausted she looked post-qualifying.
"Y/n, this will look amazing on you," Charles said, holding up a sleek leather jacket.
"Charles, I can’t afford half the stuff you’re picking," she protested, though she couldn’t help but admire the jacket.
He gave her a mock-serious look. "Did I ask if you could afford it? You’re not paying. That’s the rule."
"You spoil me too much," she said, blushing as he led her to the counter.
---
Race day arrived with its usual chaos. As Y/n climbed out of her car after a gruelling 60 laps, Lewis was already waiting by her garage. He had a towel in hand, which he draped over her shoulders before handing her a bottle of water.
"You okay, kid?" he asked, his voice filled with genuine concern.
Y/n nodded, her breathing still heavy. "Yeah, just... tired."
Lewis crouched slightly so they were eye level. "You did good out there. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise."
Her lips quirked into a small smile. "Thanks, Lewis. That means a lot."
"Of course," he said, patting her shoulder. "Now go rest."
---
The post-race press conference was brutal, as always. A journalist attempted to insinuate that Y/n's lack of experience cost Red Bull the race. Before she could respond, Max cut in sharply.
"Excuse me, but that’s completely out of line," Max said, his voice cold. "Y/n drove exceptionally today. She doesn’t deserve this kind of question."
Y/n glanced at Max gratefully, her nerves easing. After the conference, he pulled her aside.
"Don’t let them get to you," he said, his blue eyes serious. "You’re one of the best drivers here. Don’t forget that."
---
One afternoon, while sitting in the paddock, Y/n struggled with a stubborn bottle of water. She twisted and twisted, her frustration growing by the second.
Before she could ask for help, Fernando appeared out of nowhere, took the bottle from her hands, opened it effortlessly, and handed it back without a word.
"Thanks, Fernando," she said, startled but grateful.
He gave her a small nod before walking off, leaving her to chuckle at his understated kindness.
---
Lando was the team's unofficial mood-maker, and Y/n was often his favorite target.
"Knock, knock," he said one morning, leaning into her motorhome.
"Who’s there?" she asked, already grinning.
"Orange," he replied, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad you have me to brighten your day?" he said, bursting into laughter.
Y/n groaned. "That’s terrible, even for you."
"But you’re smiling," he pointed out, grinning.
---
During a rare off weekend, George invited Y/n over to his place in Monaco. Over tea, he patiently explained racing lines and strategies that could help her in the upcoming season.
"You’ve got the speed," he said, gesturing at a diagram on his tablet. "Now it’s just about perfecting your consistency."
"Thanks, George," she said, scribbling notes in her notebook. "I don’t know what I’d do without you."
"Learn slower," he teased, earning a laugh from her.
---
The camaraderie wasn’t lost on the fans or the media. They loved seeing how the drivers rallied around Y/n, treating her like their collective little sister. It wasn’t unusual to see clips of Lewis helping her out of a car, Carlos feeding her snacks, or Max standing up for her during interviews.
Y/n adored her team, but it was the broader F1 family that truly made her journey special. They didn’t just see her as a driver; they saw her as their driver.
"Y/n," Max called one evening as they were leaving the track. "You coming to dinner with us?"
"Depends," she said with a playful smile. "Is Carlos bringing food?"
"Always," Carlos replied from nearby, making her laugh.
As they walked off together, Y/n couldn’t help but feel grateful. F1 was a tough world, but with her self-appointed paddock family by her side, she knew she could handle anything.
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can you do the puppy interview with drew starkey x actress reader plss
𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰
pairing: drew starkey x actress!reader ft rustyn starkey
summary: you and drew, and your son rustyn participate in a puppy interview, creating heartwarming chaos on set.
warning(s): english is not my native language. none, fluff and family fun.
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“Hello, this is Y/N.”
You start with a smile at the camera.
“I’m Drew Starkey,”
Drew adds, a soft chuckle escaping his lips as a playful corgi tugs at his shoelace.
“And I’m Rustyn Starkey!”
Rustyn proudly chimes in, his little voice filling the room.
The way he says it, with a mixture of excitement and confidence, makes the crew chuckle.
“And we’re here for…”
“A puppy interview!” you and Drew announce together while Rustyn claps his hands, his energy infectious.
Rustyn immediately gets distracted by a wiggly golden retriever puppy climbing into his lap.
“Hi, puppy!” he says, giggling as the pup licks his cheek.
Drew picks up the first card, holding it in front of him dramatically.
“Alright, first question… Who is the biggest dog lover? Drew or Y/N?”
He pauses for a second before answering with a grin.
“I’ll say both because we all love puppies!”
You nod, laughing as a dachshund pup curls up by your side.
“Okay, fair answer. But Rustyn might be the biggest dog lover here.”
Rustyn looks up from petting his puppy.
“I love them sooooo much!” he declares, making everyone on set melt.
The next card is passed to you, and you read aloud,
“What would you name this puppy if you could take it home?”
You hold up a fluffy Bernese mountain dog sitting near Rustyn.
“This one feels like a Charlie to me, big and sweet.”
Rustyn thinks for a moment before pointing to the golden retriever still snuggled in his lap.
“I’d name mine Buddy, ‘cause he’s my buddy now!”
Drew laughs, ruffling Rustyn’s hair.
“Buddy’s a solid name. I’d name this little guy Rufus,” he says, gesturing to a dachshund sniffing around his lap.
“He looks like he’s up to something.”
“Dada, can we take them all home?” Rustyn asks, his big eyes looking up at Drew.
You and Drew exchange a knowing glance, both trying not to laugh.
“We’ll see, buddy,” Drew says, grinning.
“But let’s finish the interview first, okay?”
The next question is read by Drew.
“Who’s more likely to sneak the puppy treats?”
“Dada,” Rustyn answers immediately, giggling.
Drew raises his hands in mock surrender.
“Okay, okay, guilty. But you’d sneak them, too, wouldn’t you, Rusty?”
Rustyn looks thoughtful for a moment before nodding.
“Yeah, but only if the puppies are really good.”
“That’s my boy,” Drew says, laughing as a corgi puppy climbs onto his lap.
The crew brings out more puppies, creating a delightful chaos as they run around the set. One pup grabs a squeaky toy, making Rustyn laugh so hard he falls back onto the couch.
“Alright, next question!” you say, trying to regain focus.
“Who’s more likely to cry if the puppy gets hurt or sick?”
You, Drew, and Rustyn all point at each other simultaneously, which sends everyone into fits of laughter.
“No way, it’s Dada,” Rustyn insists, his tiny finger pointing directly at Drew.
“You cried when we saw the movie about the dog!”
Drew laughs, trying to defend himself.
“It was an emotional movie! And don’t act like you didn’t cry too, bud.”
Rustyn shrugs, giggling. “Maybe a little.”
You laugh, shaking your head.
“Let’s just agree that we’d all be emotional wrecks if anything happened to these little guys.”
The final question comes up, and you hand the card to Drew. He reads it aloud.
“What’s one quality in each other that would make you amazing dog parents?”
Drew pauses, his expression softening as he looks at you.
“You’re so patient and loving. You make everything, whether it’s taking care of Rustyn, the dogs, or me, feel effortless. And I know you’d raise the most well-behaved dogs in the world… somehow.”
You feel your heart swell but quickly focus on him.
“And you’re the most hands-on dad and partner I’ve ever seen. You’d be out there training the dogs, playing with them, and making sure they’re spoiled with love. They’d be the happiest pups ever.”
Rustyn looks between the two of you.
“And I’d give them hugs and kisses every day!”
“We know you would,” you say, pulling him close for a quick kiss on the head.
As the interview wraps up, Rustyn is lying on the floor with three puppies cuddling around him, his giggles filling the set. You and Drew watch, smiling at each other.
“Mommy, Dada can we take Buddy home, please?” Rustyn pleads, his eyes shining with hope.
Drew looks at you, raising an eyebrow.
“What do you think, Mama?”
You laugh, knowing the answer was already decided the moment Rustyn named the puppy.
“Alright, Buddy can come home with us.”
Rustyn cheers, throwing his arms around the golden retriever.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
Drew leans over to kiss your cheek, his voice low enough for only you to hear.
“You’re the best.”
As the scene fades, Rustyn’s voice rings out
“This is the best day ever!”
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Hi! Could you write another part for the Vroom Vroom story? Like they are all doing the interviews together and a reporter asks a question that she does not quite understand. Lewis or Alonso see that and try and explain it to her and the interview derails from there.
EMOTION ARC: MANY
Rookie! Reader x Platonic! Paddock
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SULI: I didn't think our vroom vroom would receive so much love, I'm so glad you're enjoying it! Here's another crack fic before the big more serious one comes! Thank you for requesting!
Warnings: pineapple on pizza mentioned, none!
The room is packed. Cameras flash, reporters fidget with recorders, and three drivers take their seats at the middle: Fernando Alonso, composed and sipping water like he didn’t just dodge chaos for 58 laps; Lewis Hamilton, ever-charismatic and polished, nodding to the crowd; and smack in the middle—The Rookie.
She’s wearing her race suit half unzipped over her team shirt, podium cap slightly crooked, and clutching the miniature champagne bottle like it’s a trophy. And her expression reads somewhere between am I still dreaming? and what happens if I open this bottle inside?
The moderator clears his throat.
“Congratulations to all drivers. We’ll open up the floor for questions.”
A reporter in the front row lifts a hand.
“This question is for our rookie. Congratulations on your first podium! Can you walk us through the emotional arc of your race?”
There’s a long pause.
The rookie leans forward toward the mic slowly, eyebrows drawn together in total confusion.
“…What is arc?”
She says it like someone just asked her to explain quantum physics using only interpretive dance.
Lewis, sitting next to her, is already smiling, having expected this exact energy.
“It means… like the emotional journey. How you felt at different points. Start, middle, end. That kind of thing.”
Still chewing gum, she nods slowly, visibly processing. Then, seriously:
“Ah. Okay. So…”
She leans into the mic again with full confidence now:
“Start: Scared. Turn 1: Still scared. Turn 3: Someone yell at me. Lap 7: I yell back. Then… vroom vroom. Rain happen. More vroom. Almost spin. I scream. I close eyes. Still drive. Then boom—I’m here. Emotion arc: Many.”
She finishes with a victorious sip of champagne and a shrug.
Fernando chokes slightly on his water.
Lewis is laughing, head down.
The press corps is stunned silent—then someone lets out a snort, and the whole room breaks into chuckles.
A second reporter raises a hand, trying to get things back on track.
“And how did you feel about the tyre strategy today?”
Rookie nods proudly.
“I do tyres.”
Dead silence.
Lewis blinks. “You… what?”
“I do tyres. I… use them. Good. Not bad. Round.”
Fernando leans toward the mic, totally deadpan.
“What she means is—her engineer made all the tyre decisions, and she said ‘okay’ with no clue what any of it meant.”
Rookie holds up a hand to correct him:
“No no. I say ‘okay’ very confidently. That is important. I fake it. I pretend I know. That is strategy.”
Lewis, still laughing:
“So you had no idea what tyre you were on?”
She pauses. Then:
“…Were they… black?”
Lewis slaps the desk. Fernando actually laughs out loud this time.
She points to Fernando and Lewis with both fingers like she’s shooting finger guns.
“Listen. You two talk too much about apex and degradation and undercut. I go vroom. That is my arc.”
The next reporter can barely hold a straight face but tries anyway:
“Okay… what was going through your mind when you crossed the finish line?”
She goes completely still, staring into the distance. Her voice drops into mock-dramatic whisper.
“I think… if I crash now… they still count, yes?"
Fernando puts his head in his hands.
“I want to say this is all an act, but I saw her spin in pit lane yesterday trying to wave at a pigeon.”
She shrugs again. “He looked friendly.”
Lewis tries to redirect:
“Let’s not forget she got P3 in the rain, held off Checo for five laps, and still had time to sing ABBA on the radio.”
She points triumphantly.
“Yes! This is why I win. Because of ABBA. And my skill. And because I forget to brake.”
Fernando stares at her.
“You… you forgot to brake?”
She looks unsure.
“I think maybe. I do one tiny brake. Just for fun. Mostly… vibes.”
At this point, a poor reporter in the back is just holding up a recorder, looking vaguely haunted.
Moderator clears his throat, half-chuckling.
“We’ll take one last question.”
A quiet voice from the back:
“What’s your goal for the rest of the season?”
She grins like she’s been waiting for this one.
“More podiums. More tyres. Less understanding. And… maybe one donut.”
She leans toward Lewis. “You teach me donut?”
Lewis, smiling warmly:
“Only if you promise to learn what a yellow flag is.”
She nods.
“Deal. But only yellow. No time for green.”
Fernando raises a hand.
“I would like to formally request she never meets Ricciardo.”
Lewis agrees.
“Or Kimi. We cannot risk it.”
She points between the two of them, grinning.
“Old men fear me. This means I win.”
As the conference ends and the drivers rise, Lewis drapes an arm around her shoulders, still chuckling.
“You know… you might actually be the future of the sport.”
She looks dead serious.
“Yes. But also… I want pizza now.”
Fernando, walking past her, doesn’t even break stride.
“If she podiums again, someone better bring pineapple pizza. Chaos deserves chaos.”
next part!
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