#My soul left my body

[kitsuneisi]

bug

[femmeofhearts]

hey so turns out hearing a butch whimper and call you princess in your ear will change your brain chemistry btw

[kahostabl]

yaaay my first commission (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[tennis-shenanigans]

wimbledon trophy? snatched

cunt? served

djokovic? demolished

jannik? avenged

HE DID THAT I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES

[wyrddogs]

Along the same lines of people Making Choices on how to comport themselves around dogs, recently a woman at a dog event asked me for breeder recs, telling me she wanted to get into bitesports.

I was like, sure, here are the usual suspects, blah blah blah, and she asked if she could pet Zaku. I said yes and she immediately leaned over and put her face right next to his to encourage kisses.

Right next to the face of a dog she doesn't know, of a breed specifically selected to bite humans.

So she's going to need to learn better canine management if she wants to continue down this path.

[fandomfuntimem]

Swift dp x dc cuz im sitting at after church lunch.

Jason met Danny while he was dead. He only ever knew Danny as Phantom, a newbie hero and ghost.

He was resurrected long befor the Perah fight and cuz of the odd circumstances behind the re-lifing of Jason todd Jason had also forgotten about the GZ and his best friend Phantom.

Years later hafter the family has kinda healed something happens that causes Jason to remember his time as a ghost (head trauma, cult stuff, dream, ect). So he goes to Amity park to find his friend but instead meets a short, nerdy space scientist named Dr. Nightingale (Danny) who he cant help but fall head over heals for.

Everything else is up to you.

[leisi-lilacdreams]

Edit: whelp tumblr killed the quality and I don't know how to fix it >:T

It looked fine on desktop but seeing on my phone makes it look like poop

If you download the image and open it in your gallery the quality looks fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OTL how do people have the drive to make comics??

not for me -100/10

anyway i love @aealzx 's comic/fanfic Cross Dimension Kidnapping

i love that you get art with every chapter

very unique

i imagined this extra dialog while reading chapter 19 and i wanted to get it done before they posted chapter 20 but aealzx is so fast ;;

ah well

this don has such pretty blue eyes and i'm a sucker for golden eye raph

i fell for the comic since chapter 1 ;;

[iheartkremy]

KREMY IS CANONICALLY INTO SIZE DIFFERENCE AND STEPPING ON PEOPLE IM ENDING IT ALL

[respectthepetty]

*whispering this from the corner of my office with the lights off, so nobody knows it's me*

My students' first essay is over social media, so they must cite sources from social media. They don't have to be credible. They just need to be from social media because we have to get through pp. 348- 352 of the APA Manual. One student just asked me about citing a TikTok video that cites a Twitter/X post and a Tumblr post, so the student needs to correct the citation (Tumblr user or Twitter user, year, as cited in TikTok user, year), but y'all . . .

THE TUMBLR POST IS ME! It's a non-BL post, but I'm shook! I'm stressed. I'm pressed. Obviously the student does not know who I am, but how is the world so small? I interrogated them. They do not have a Tumblr. They only saw the video through TikTok. I'm safe.

For now.

[justplaggin]

bsd s4 opening

[sae-mian]

i see a twitter meme and lose all self control (again)

(bonus shot below the cut because i left their fucking beach crocs on ahjfshakjfasfa-)

[geralts-yenn]

[perplexingly]

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[onioneyez]

SANDHILL CRANES SCARE LOCAL ONION TRYING TO GET HOME IN TIME TO SAVE DEMOCRACY* (*vote in the state primary)

[rexbalistidae]

Remembered the “Hot Yaoi Base” today and started crying. Lowkey looks just like them don’t you think so?

[slippinmickeys]

On the 30th anniversary of the X-Files, I ate lunch sitting across the table from Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz whereupon I heard many, many stories and previously unknown show factoids. I will attempt to disseminate many of them when I come down from my high, but for now, I’m dead. 💀✌🏻