#Online Conversion
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
#funny talking tag#DEAR WEIRD PEOPLE ONLINE: Can we be weird together?#I am also bad at keeping up conversations with people I don't know very well. Augh I will get better about that I just don't have much#to say about most topics. I am meant to nod and smile at people. This makes messaging hard.
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Personalization and CRO: Tailoring User Experience for Higher Conversion Rates
In the digital era, personalization and Conversion Rate Optimization (CRO) have become the cornerstone of successful online businesses, dramatically enhancing user experience and boosting conversion rates. As the digital landscape evolves, the ability to tailor experiences to individual users is no longer a luxury but a necessity for businesses seeking to remain competitive and…
#conversion rate optimization#CRO Techniques#Data-Driven Marketing#Digital Marketing Strategies#Marketing Analytics#Online Conversion#Personalization in Marketing#User Engagement#User Experience Design#Website Personalization
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Me discussing the necessity of masks with another masked individual
#covid conscious#covid memes#Hi I'm very tired but I had a scintillating conversation with a customer who insisted on masking before she interacted with me (also masked#It was so fucking nice ;A;#btw I do online pickup stuff so her window was rolled up until she got her mask on#We talked for a bit about how important masking is and I JUST. AH. ANOTHER EDUCATED SCHOLAR.#We are not alone my friends. Stay safe and mask up
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“There’s more to disability access than ramps” as in “We need to take into account people who have other needs, like tactile paving, sign language access, and quiet spaces”
– yes, I fully agree!
“There’s more to disability access than ramps” as in “I, a disabled person who is able to climb stairs, could access this venue, therefore the venue is accessible”
– are you for real? Can you actually hear yourself right now?
#before anyone this is a straw man#This is in response to specific conversations I've had in person#And also a couple of post I've seen online
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seeing a lot of people complaining about the fics they don't see, and not enough people picking up a pen to write it themselves 🤨
#if you want a fic and you havent seen it yet WRITE IT#otherwise you're just a whiny baby im so sorry to break it to you#“but i can't write!”#i couldn't either when i was 12-13 with an obsession with harry potter and yet i was still DOING SOMETHING#idk feeling annoyed about it this morning because this is the whole point#also stop talking about fics you hate or refuse to read online on public spaces#that is a private conversation to have with friends#like genuinely idc what it was#hate all you want just don't post that shit publicly where that author- who wrote something for free mind you- could see it#controversial opinion but being a hater has to be the most exhausting thing you can be#fics are not published BOOKS and we need to stop acting like it#there's a DIFFERENCE#also before anyone comes at me no this is not about LoF#i just keep seeing videos where people bring this up and then others comment specific fics#why are you miserable#this is on par with people who refuse to figure out ao3's very simple tagging system
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I think what gets under my skin about people acting like Dan and Phil are intentionally trying to exclude people from the tour or merch drops, is that it shows they don’t know anything about how international markets work or how DnP are at the whims of them.
The thing that’s so brain rotted about the so called “leftist” internet is the CONSTANT use of individualistic thinking to bully people. When a big part of being a leftist is trying to breakdown that kind of thinking. There could be a million reasons why they can’t ship things truly globally. We live in a world that disproportionately excludes the global south. DnP live inside the same system that we do. They only have so much motion as Internet celebrities.
From my understanding it’s that the shipment company they’re using doesn’t do wider international shipping, or it would be too expensive, and they could be caught up in a contract that lasts for X amount of years or for X amount of money. Or it could just be the same thing with the tour “you don’t have enough fans in this region. We won’t ship there.” Business can be a real crapshoot guys.
Is it okay to be upset that you can’t get their merch? Yes. Is it understandable to want DnP to be more transparent about the how and why they can’t do certain things? Yes.
Is it reasonable to tweet hateful things at them or snakily implying they hate their international fans? Absolutely not.
Dan and Phil are just two guys at the end of the day. Two guys who’ve been open about doing a lot of things in house. There are going to be blind spots and errors and I just wish when things like this happens we can act like adults and not cannibalize each other or DnP.
#dan and phil#fandom wank#I’m going to put on my tin foil hat for a second and say that most of the people foaming at the mouth about this probably aren’t-#from the regions that can’t get the merch#I don’t live in those areas so I wouldn’t know#BUT I do know white buffoonery when I see it#language policing and using genuine issue as a cudgel to be a dick online and start drama#isn’t used by anyone interested in a serious conversation#it’s always okay to want more from dan and phil but please do it inside reality
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Dudes, is it weird to study how people text each other online just to learn know how to interact normally with others???
#rereading this makes me sound like im an Alien#ive never really had online friends#so i get nervous that i come off as weird#having a period where i hadn't talked to strangers online made me forget how to have a conversation :/#sunders ramble
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I can’t even lie I think about boobs 24/7
#wlw#gay#lesbian#wlw post#lesbians#lgbt#masc lesbian#fem#femonmasc#girl online#dyke#dyke ns/fw#dykeposting#dyke bait#butch dyke#dykes to watch out for#wuh luh wuh#wlw yearning#wlw ns/fw#wlw smut#wlw community#dyke conversion#butch lesbian#masc girl#masc4all#masc bait#masc4masc
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unironically tho, you need to fill your life with nature and exercise and reading and crafting and cooking and physically engaging with the world around you. the key to happiness is not in your computer screen, especially not if most of your time is spent looking at bad opinions and arguing with people. it sounds so stupid but you are an animal that needs enrichment. so take your meds, go outside or at least look outside and turn off the computer and phone more often. I promise you'll feel better.
#yes yes I know the friends are inside the magic rectangle#you can still talk to your friends online#but maybe actually focus your online time on friend time rather than having a passing conversation with friends as you mainly doomscroll#I promise so hard that if you stop looking at bad shit online for 5 hours straight you'll feel better#pinky promise#learning to touch grass again
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Every day I see people invoking xkcd 2071 over topics which I– personally– would not be so proud to publicly proclaim ignorance of.
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thinking about touch starved touch sensitive gojo again. Absolutely desperate for even the most grazing touches from getou and yet overwhelmed by it all.
#anyway irl i think i just went on the most awkward coworker not date but a little too sus to just be a casual dinner#what made it sus i think was one the deliberate choice to not invite any other coworkers#and two the fact the conversation had a direct flight to our dating histories#but also im insane maybe this is Normal dinner coworker conversation IDK#IDK ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL INTERACTION#HE WAS MAKING AGGRESSIVE EYE CONTACT AND I WAS LIKE BRO CAN U STOP THATS A LITTLE TOO INTIMATE MAYBE WE CAN JUST LIKE STARE AT EACH OTHERS#EARS OR SMTH PLEASE?#me starring at my cat all the time until he comes over or meows#me whenever someone else stares at me: u gotta stop that i have anxiety#anyway i just crave the SOCIAL interaction of ppl who are not clinically online like i am#i wanna speak to ppl who see the sun#in hopes i may glean just a bit of normalcy from them#im gonna go read copious amounts of fanfic
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Men, why are you so boring?
I feel so insane lately. The men that slide into my DMs are so uninteresting.
They all say the same thing, 'You're so hot' 'You're drop dead gorgeous'
But when I actually give them a chance to show me what they're about...they have nothing notable to say. I get so bored having to be the one to always keep the conversation going.
'What are your favorite hobbies or how do you spend your spare time? I love going to the bookstore, writing, and finding new cafes to work from."
And what do I get in return?
"cool. i like cars"
OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THEM?!
Do men not have any passions anymore?
And don't get me started on the stupid one word replies like 'lol' 'lmao' 'cool' 'nice'
I get one of those, and the conversation has ended. I have nothing else to say.
And so many of these guys say they like 'intellectually-stimulating conversations'
WHERE? Where is the intellect? Where is the stimulation?
*sigh*
Men, I truly love y'all but please put effort into your conversations. We genuinely want to get to know YOU. Tell us about what excites you and could get you yapping for hours.
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if you want people to get into the canon comics and lead everyone away from fanon misinterpretation (which is a losing battle because there will ALWAYS be this) then why not be helpful instead of being a dick about it 🤨
the comics are hard to get into because it's hard to know where to start, and there's so much content that people are able to fill themselves in by reading fanfic or watching something on tiktok or seeing posts about it on here. perhaps instead of telling people they're stupid for not realizing your favorite character is being mishandled by others, you could write up a list of your favorite comics and/or how, if you could read them for the first time again, you would order your favorite comics to get the best reading experience. and also write your own fanfiction and draw your own fanart or make a passionate post, answer questions politely
#this is based on that one tiktok user who is actually doing some good#where they are fighting misinterpretation of batfam characters by making informational slideshows#i forgot their username so if someone knows who i'm talking about would be really cool and awesome if you could remind me :3#i saw their posts and was like “wow someone who can talk about canon and their opinions without just complaining”#proactive and i like it#on the other hand sometimes there is a healthy medium and it won't kill canon lovers to let people have some fun#it's not hard to be nice guys you just don't call people stupid and you ask questions#and i don't mean passive aggressive questions#i mean a genuine conversation without getting butthurt#i'm looking at BOTH sides when i say that#anyways if you want to#use this post to list your favorite comics and/or how you would advise someone to read your favorite character#etc etc#ik there are lists online#but this could also be a place to find it#dc#dc comics#batman#batfam#batman comics#batman and robin#ao3#ao3 fanfic#fandom#dc fandom#comic book#comics order#dc reading list#batman reading list#canon vs fanon
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me rn because Powerless has so many consistency errors and nonsensical conversations I genuinely feel like I am losing my ability to read
#they keep saying one thing and then the exact opposite within the same conversation#the main character's name is spelled two different ways within the same paragraph#online guides and summaries claim the event that the plotline surrounds is different from what is described in the book#fighting for my life as we speak. this is what i get for paying attention to what i read#eernatalk#kai: you are a prize i am trying to win#paedyn: WHAT THE FUCK??? I AM A TROPHY???#kai: no??? what'???' what are you saying right now??????? you are not something i can win?????????? you have to choose me <3 i am a good gu
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Agstarg: "There's an old Orcish saying about shields. I don't remember what it is, I'm just saying. There's an old Orcish saying. Buy a shield."
Vestige: "Do you sell shields?"
Agstarg: "No."
Vestige: "Thank you for the advice."
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Go for a drive with me until we end up sitting in a parking lot and talking for hours
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#idk if i’ve professed it here but i LOVE parking lot talks😤#all my fav conversations have happened in parking lots#like lets drive and sit and talk and hold hands and i’ll fall SO in love SO fast#im gay and i like sleeping#hehe you may think im online rn but this is actually another scheduled post >:)#ive been so busy lately and the sleep hasn’t been sleeping (rude)#so im actually probably asleep rn >:)#and yet you see the post anyway >:)#you could see this post and immediately nap after it goes up#and then we’d basically be sharing a long distance joint nap😤#nap buddies separated by space but not time#doomed to have beautiful sleep but never together#😔😔#okay sorry done being obnoxious and going to sleep now😤#which for you is the PAST#because i am bamboozling all of you so HARD by scheduling this😤
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