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[meltedmush]

Dumbass thought but shizun (sy) x Tony the tiger

I’M CRYING

[deathandnonexistentialdread]

this goes out to all 5 of you, here is part 1 of the yugioh textposts. Enjoy!

part 2

[irenespring]

Starting season 7 of ER rewatch with dread in my heart.

This is actually great timing though because even though [Redacted] College has screwed me over royally, its fuckery has put me in a position to write one of my final college papers ever on Kerry Weaver's seasons 2-8 arc as a tragic backstory arc or Kerry overall as a genre atypical tragic figure.

Still.

I just want to protect her from the horrors. She needs a therapist and a friend and her mentor healthy again to tell her she's amazing and if anything her newly discovered queerness only enhances that. She needs literally one (1) person in her support system. She just needs someone to tell her she's going to be okay and that the one thing she has in her life (her job) is safe. But the whole basis of her tragic-ness is that the writers sabotage her every attempt to not be lonely. So...

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Hello, fellow D&D players of tumblr! Do you have an Eberron campaign coming up, and the official subraces just aren't cutting it? Do you look at ordinary planetouched, and wish that they had more of a connection to their mundane, non-human parent? Or have you looked at planetouched and wished they had more of a connection to Eberron's planes? Consider using one of the 31 subraces in this book! These have been created for aasimar, dwarves, elves, gith, genasi, gnomes, halflings, and tieflings.

If you're looking for more character inspiration, consider checking out one of the premade Eberron characters I have created - all are 100% RAW as per Rising from the Last War and the 2014 Player's Handbook.

[choccy-zefirka]

So you steal Shivunin's OC name and make her white and ugly for why?

I have no OCs called Shivunin, you must be mistaken

[dollcestz]

working on a post :3

[cj-kenobi]

you know what. r studio might not be the easiest or most straightforward or least stressful way to process data. but at least it gives you the opportunity to create some of the worst graphs you have ever seen in your life

[suchscary]

artfight attack on @asaliveaslenin *sounds of thousands of women cheering*

[rainisrui]

Tis I— I’m back with another song that I think fits TwelveClara / Whoffaldi enough to be used in an edit. “I bet my life” By Imagine Dragons.

I know I took the path that you would never want for me

I know I let you down, didn't I?

(The: “Why should I be reckless, you’re reckless all the bloody time” line and scene from Clara)

So many sleepless nights where you were waiting up on me

Well I'm just a slave unto the night

(The scene when Clara is sitting on her bed looking at herself in the mirror, and then The Doctor appears, and tells her that to “Not even argue” and offers her his hand? Although this first half of the song / edit I sorta want to be more Clara centric)

Now remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me

Remember when I broke you down to tears

(When Clara got mad at him in Kill The Moon, and told her that they were finished.)

I know I took the path that you would never want for me

I gave you hell through all the years

(Maybe when The Doctor told Clara, I think that she’s too reckless— whatever his response was to when Clara asked rhetorically why she couldn’t be reckless.)

So I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

(Montage of scenes that fit the upbeat, fast tempo of Clara doing things to save The Doctor.)

I've been around the world and never in my wildest dreams

Would I come running home to you

I've told a million lies but now I tell a single truth

(The iconic like of ‘Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference’ maybe)

There's you in everything I do

(The ‘I let Clara Oswald inside my head’ line, or maybe when a cut between Bill Potts with the paper crown, and flashes between that and Clara in her paper crown.)

Now remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me

Remember when I broke you down to tears

(Any scene where The Doctor is crying, maybe any scene when he says that he won’t let Clara die?)

I know I took the path that you would never want for me

I gave you hell through all the years

(I have no clue honestly, but any scene that Clara was like being disapproving— I suppose.

So I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

(Montage of The Doctor doing all he can to save Clara.)

Don't tell me that I'm wrong

I've walked that road before

(The Doctor loosing his other companions?)

And left you on your own

And please believe them when they say

That it's left for yesterday

(I have 0 idea.)

And the records that I've played

Please forgive me for all I've done

(When we see ‘Rockstar’ Doctor when he says the ‘When do I not see you line’ )

So I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

I, I bet my life, I bet my life

I bet my life for you

I, I bet my, I bet my, I bet my

I, I bet my, I bet my, I bet my

(And you guessed it— most likely. Another montage of scenes of all their adventures. Them running for their lives, holding hands, all the crazy climatic scenes and then, as the music fades out, the screen either A. goes black and we hear the lines, or B. The last climatic clip ends with the Tardis and then shows The Doctor like standing in the Tardis for the ‘Thank you for making me feel special.’ ‘Thank you for exactly the same.’ (If that can be a smooth transition I dunno.) And then the edit ends!

[ava-deb]

[hazbin-hotel-the-rewrite]

(If anyone is wondering no the image behind Alastor isn't a Vodou symbol of any kind I'll explain it later)

Alastor Lavigne:

Not much info was known about Alastor Lavigne's past life for what is known about him is only very few details and information from the little friends in his life from earth who have known him has been compiled into this small backstory:

Was Raised in Louisiana, Alastor was a simple radio host for a popular radio station, he lived his life quite normal in some ways, he went to work, hunted bi-weekly for both sport and meals, attended one of his late friend's performances, you know the works.

What the people on earth didn't know was that he was also a serial killer.

When he was alive Alastor killed people although he had a sort of moral code when it came to killing the deaths of the people he killed felt a bit inconsistent, it was tough for the press to find what was the pattern all the “victims” had so that they could piece together possible suspects; although surprisingly alastor was maybe considered a suspect but never brought further due to his Charisma and Silver tongue which made getting away with his crimes much easier to him.

Around 1934 Alastor had bought himself a new shotgun and was going to test it out one night with one of his favorite meat/hunting playthings: The Deer. Oh, how he loathed the deer… but that's for another time.

He had forgotten about it around the time but there was news of rabid dogs around the bayou area where he went for his hunts. Alastor wasn't worried due to thinking he could kill those smelly mutts and have fun doing it too.

However, deep into the bayou, he ended up encountering one of those rabid dogs. He grabbed his gun and was about to kill it. The gun jammed on him. The next few minutes were blind for him as he remembered screaming and yelling at the dog that was continuously biting him until Alastor killed the dog by jamming the gun end to the dog's skull, however, Alastor was feeling very delirious, saliva was running down his mouth as he felt his mind going all over in many directions he didn't know what is what and his mind was going all over the place.

He was laughing through the delirium when he heard a sound in the distance thinking it was a deer he grabbed his shotgun and headed north the sound came from two other hunters and Alastor in his state tried to kill them and in self defense one of the hunters killed Alastor straight in the head ending the famous radio hosts life.

When he got into hell he despised how he looked, his metal antlers were too annoying, his deer ears were too big and while his first layer of teeth was able to move up so he could eat his second layer of teeth is disgusting, although he appreciates his two little knobs on his clothes for being able to control what his volume and what he can hear.

After two months of getting into hell, many people didn't take him seriously thinking he was just an ordinary bird, soon one by one many big league overlords and wannabe ones who were dominant in hell started going missing, it wasn't until a radio broadcast started to go out all over hell where there were these mysterious screams came from these broadcast and then Alastor revealed himself as the radio demon and dared those who cross him would have a miserable fate worse than death… let's say there was always new screams on his broadcast.

After a long time around 80 years of doing this, he had a 7-year break no one knows where he has been for the past 7 years and the only thing people know is that he is back and is working with the delusional princess on her dreams for a redemption hotel clinic place which makes people wonder why is he doing this? Why indeed…

Redesign:

-Kinda a big overall in a way but I still kept some things from canon like the dear motif, radio symbolism, and the red color scheme.

-He has curly hair now and a pencil moustache cause my boy is from the 1930s and should have one

-His deer motif is slightly different, he has metal antlers and his deer ears are located where his normal ears would be.

-suit is pinstripe, his shoes are deer feet inspired and if you look closey behind his legs theirs a deer tail. Bow tie is swapped for a Tie.

-wears a bone corset/belt that was a gift from Rosie.

-the Radio knobes on his collar are different left is for his volume and right is for his hearing, and he has a speaker like teeth

-his cane can transform from a simple cane into a 1930s-style microphone

Facts about Alastor:

He was born around the fall of 1899, and was around 35 when he died.

He has no Vodou connections in this AU at all(I love Alastor and all but if there's one major flaw; it was that I didn't like the Vodou parts and felt as if it was done rather poorly) His magic is rather Lovecraftian-inspired with there being original (no vodou)symbols to it.

Was a Mama’s boy when he was alive and his relationship with his father… is complicated

While alive he and Mimzy knew each other when she lived in Louisiana for a couple of years(He ended up going to her funeral around 1929 and he may or may not have killed Mimzy's killer afterward)

(Slight sexuality change)He is gray-aro/ace and has dated someone once in his life on earth although he doesn't realize he's on the aspec.

He’s around 7ft(7’4 includes the antler)

His microphone has two forms microphone form and a cane form.

His favorite foods include; His mother's homemade Jambalaya; raw, rare, or medium rare cooked venison,(he secretly enjoys pineapple pizza but he would rather die again than tell anyone he likes a more modern food), and he also enjoys whisky neat and no hell foods.

His corset/belt was a gift from Rosie

His Voice actor in this AU would be Daveed Diggs

Ok so for the AU, Alastor will have no connection to Vodou out of respect for the culture/religion. Still, I wanted to give Alastor a power that stands out and makes it contrast with what people would think at first glance when you see a radio+deer demon. So he will have rather Lovecraftian-inspired powers with these symbols being more original and in a way have a purpose. This symbol right here is meant to be an important and deadly symbol that will appear later on and have some plot relevance with Alastor, Angel Dust, and the remake Vees(mainly in seasons two/three)

(Reblogs are allowed but please no use of anti in the tags; and thank you)

[northern-passage]

more invites are being sent out today!

and i will be closing the form TUESDAY, 5/28. we've got nearly 50 contributors offering art and writing!!!! and i'm hoping to start moving forward and finalizing everything so that we can run the donation drive sometime in June (currently aiming for the second week of June to start, if things go smoothly)

thank you everyone for your interest and helping me throw this all together.

[gamchawizzy]

Btw mooties i am on discord @/gamchawizzy

[mittenlady]

why klavquill

originally i thought of the pairing as a joke because simon would totally hate klavier, but like… i thought further upon it and now i fr am invested. i could say sooooo many things. so:

here’s a post i made a while ago explaining

here's another post focusing on the aspects of other dynamics that would be affected; less important but fun to mention

and let me provde an updated (attempt at being more concise but simultaneously more elaborative) version:

• thematic similarities in that they both helped usher in the dark age of the law BS. klavier got phoenix disbarred (which ig because he’s the golden boy is the end of the world but TBF the crazy ass corruption he exposed in his first three (?) years as an attorney does make him incredibly significant and a sort of figurehead) and simon went to prison for “murder” a year after that

• adding onto that, klavier and simon worked at the prosecutor’s office for one year of overlap (2019-2020) prior to simon’s sentence. even if they didn’t know each other directly, they would have known of each other (guy who got phoenix wright disbarred during his first trial and guy handling an international spy case with criminal affairs) (also i really love the estranged friends to lovers narrative)

• and even at that, they likely WOULD have had to interact during turnabout academy. simon was literally prosecuting the case. yes, klavier didn’t have an official investigation, but you’re telling me that they’re working on the same case without a single interaction???? frankly it’s just poor writing and they didn’t want to put in the effort to connect AJ’s narrative properly; which was an actual writing direction they had so why am i surprised.

• juxtaposition of older sibling situations; both in prison but for different reasons. i want to analyze this bit more but there’s something there

• sharing a narrative of healing from the ghosts of their pasts after DD :)

• both are incredibly melodramatic and theatrical in court. they’re on the same wavelength; and speaking just from a writer’s perspective, writing their interactions is some of the most fun i’ve had lol. if you’re curious, here’s my ao3 series containing all the fics i’ve written for them so far :)

• they also do have similar aesthetics in the sense that they both wear darker colors. klavier has a more grunge (?) / generally alternative (and like 70s-80s generic rockstar) style and simon… dresses like he’s from the victorian era yes (not counting the jinbaori) but he has more of a goth / emo vibe? i’m articulating this very poorly they both just look very well together. also men with long hair :)

sparknotes version: i think they have a lot of similarities and parallels and narratively, i believe it would make more sense for them to be together. part of it may also be wanting to connect the narratives of AJ and DD properly but idk. it just makes more sense, at least to me, in comparison to other pairings

[astravires]

to the person that sent me the ask about their reblog...

darling, you're going to have to link me your post because, and i mean this with sincerity, i am too lazy to go through my own tumblr to find it.....

[catboymansion]

I broke up with this guy and I fear I may have dodged a bullet

he's started vague-posting on FB and sending me messages like "I know what you did"

please give me the strength to never date a straight man ever again