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[idylls-of-the-divine-romance]

Honestly I am so happy people are loving my poem “Christ in America”. Like it’s such a short poem (Langston didn’t give me much to work with lol) but I did feel like I was able to get quite a bit packed in those few lines

[punkeropercyjackson]

Momo makes Dabi his own Todofam sweater with her quirk to symbolize him coming back to his family thanks to her and tells him she put her own familial love for him into it by adding a strawberry scented scratch and sniff patch sown on she made with the diy skills he taught her

[stormbreaker-290]

Happy Friday the 13th X3

@bumble-the-sun-bee <3

[tonberry-yoda]

Menace - Hobie Brown (Spiderpunk)

notes - here's the hobie fic for the poll that ended today!!! This is just a cute little drabble that was overall just really fun to write! I hope all of my Hobie simps enjoy it as much as I do! God, I literally love him though like Jesus he should not be allowed to be THIS FINE. Anyways, stay hydrated, loves <3 word count - 817

"Hobie, I don't think I'm exactly allowed in here," you whispered, following behind your boyfriend who was decked out in his spidersuit. It wasn't the fact that he was spiderman right now that bothered you, but the fact that there were hundreds of other spidermen and women surrounding the two of you.

"Aw, who cares?" he whispered back. "I don't follow their rules anyway."

"Yeah, but-"

"Hey Hobie!" you heard a cheery voice say. You quickly hid behind your boyfriend and heard him - in overenthusiastic British slang - greet a boy named 'Pavitr.'

The conversation seemed to play out just fine until you heard the boy say, "Huh? Hobie, who's that?"

You froze. You were dead for sure.

"Oh, this?" Hobie pulled you out from behind him and your face flushed red from embarrassment. "This is my partner."

"Oh my goodness!" Pavitr put his hands together and slipped off his spider-mask, smiling at you brightly. "Well aren't you two cute together? I'm Pavitr! Nice to meet you..."

"y/n," you muttered out, taking his hand.

"Nice to meet you, y/n! Wait, how did you get in here?" He grabbed his chin and thought about it, but in the middle of that thought process, Hobie patted him on the back and led you away from him before things god messy.

You played with the day pass on your wrist that Hobie stole for you. "We're gonna get caught by someone who cares." you said.

"So what? I don't care. He didn't care. No one cares. Plus, we won't be here long, love, I just wanted to show you the cafe."

He led you into a giant room with tables on the walls, ceiling, and floor, hundreds of spider-people just chatting and eating away at their food.

As you were in awe of the room, you didn't even notice that Hobie had left your side and went to the counter. When you did notice, you ran over to him.

"Why'd you leave me?"

"You found your way, right?" He winked at you and leaned on the ordering counter. "Could I get two spiderman 2099 patties and uhm... two orders of chips please?"

The person behind the counter nodded at him and Hobie led you to a table that was luckily more hidden from the rest of them.

"Did you want a drink?" he asked.

"Yes please."

"Be right back."

When Hobie left, you were left in astonishment at this place. It wasn't like anything you'd seen in real life, so this had to be a dream. You thought one spiderman was crazy, especially when the one in your city was your boyfriend, but to see thousands of different types from different dimensions all in one area was somehow even crazier.

"Mystery drink." Hobie laughed, sliding you over a cup.

You took a sip out of it and were pleasantly surprised.

"So," Hobie said, playing with the wrapper of his straw. "Whaddya think?"

"It's a lot," you admitted.

"You think so? You told me that I was a lot."

"Yeah, but this is a lot a lot." you laughed.

He simply nodded at you and took a sip of his drink as someone served your food to you. The design on the burger made you laugh, but you took a bite anyway.

"By the way, babe," he said, taking a bite of his fries. "If you see someone who looks like the design of that patty, run."

"Okay?"

"I'm serious," he said, which frightened you, because he never was. "If you're scared of one of these guys finding you out, you don't even wanna know how he would react."

"Can do." You saluted to Hobie, who just leaned over the table and pressed his lips to your cheek.

"Stawp, Hobie," you chuckled.

"Let's get home then, before he actually does show up. Sometimes he'll just appear out of no where. Scares the crap out of me, that bloke." He opened a portal next to your table and you scooped up your food and walked through, Hobie right behind you.

The two of you ended up in an empty parking lot not far from home and you sat right on one of the parking lines, taking a deep breath. There was so much the world didn't know about... how cool.

"You're really pretty tonight, love."

You turned to Hobie and laughed. "Aren't I always pretty?"

He just rolled his eyes at you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders. "Yes, but especially tonight."

You faced Hobie and smiled, pressing your lips to his before leaning your head on his shoulder.

"Thanks for showing me around spidey HQ," you giggled.

"And not getting us caught."

"We were close."

"But we didn't get caught!"

"Fine, fine. You're right."

Hobie rubbed your shoulder and you leaned closer to him while you finished your food.

Your boyfriend was a menace, but he was your menace.

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into the spiderverse masterlist | pinned post 2023 @tonberry-yoda – do not repost or claim ANY of my work as your own! likes, reblogs, and comments are not only welcome, but appreciated

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[badnewswhatsleft]

TONIGHT LITTLE DARLIN'

[junk-whunk-punk]

What is the Angband punks' opinion of Galdor of the tree, who canonically fights with one of those spiky baseball bats (I headcanon him as the punk of Gondolin lol)?

(Also: when I tried to write this ask I accidentally unfollowed because glitch. Sorry :( but I'm back now)

☠️☠️☠️☠️ i suppose that stuff was sent like years ago cuz tumblir never shows me ask notifs✌ sry homie😔 welcome back in this fag army anyway💐💐💐💐

hell man yeaw!!! punking is not only about dork lords indeed, elf meat is also pretty yum☝ different gangs usually try to not mess a lot with each other but i swear elf meats would through cuss here and there dedicated to dork lords😌 while dork lords are just "????who's squeaking here???" geegee. BUT!

i guess they would think of Galdor almost like about Feanor, aka "hell this mofo is funny and tiny but better don't provoke his ass much, maybe u gonna get ur nose inside ur skill"

🤷‍♀️ funny guy

[punk-o-ween]

i have a feeling raw is gonna be boring but guess what idc bc all my pookies r gonna be here. IM UP !!!

[faggotstump]

Sometimes when I think about Soul Punk for long enough, I start coughing up blood

[lighthouseas]

please please please whats your sitcom idea

hi omg hi. hi. sit down with me and let me show you. this is such a beautiful world

okay so. basically. this is kind of inspired by abbott elementary except not really because it wouldn't be a mockumentary. but anyway it takes place in this super run down and underfunded summer camp in california that has been open for like 70 years (somehow) and definitely violates several health codes but whatever because people still attend it! idk! and then the whole plot is just the shenanigans that the counselors, CITs, and camp leaders get up to. the campers are there too, obviously, but it's more centered around the counselors/CITs (like abbott focuses more on the teachers) and the wack ass shit that they do. let me break it down for you with some of the bullet points i have (warning that this is going to be incredibly disorganized so apologies in advance):

everyone has weird nicknames. you know how that happens at summer camps sometimes, where counselors have to pick their nicknames and then all of the campers call them that? yes. okay. so that is this, basically. except one of the main characters is literally named trash because she is a piece of shit and accidentally fell into a trash can once. like literally yay. and there would be a running gag where you don't actually find out her Real Name until season 2. or something. because she is just. Trash.

on that topic - "trash" (she has an actual name but she is Trash also) of course does not want to be there. at all. she is a 16 year old punk ass little bitch whose hippie parents made her take anger management classes as a child (out of love. they are good parents don't worry they just really like plants and bandannas and long skirts and buy gay coffee mugs from target and smoke weed regularly) and like. the classes helped but also she is still a Little Bitch who doesn't like to socialize or talk to anybody and she thinks she is better than everyone else so naturally her parents were like okay. well. your golden retriever older brother LOVES summer camp and you need to Do Something With Your Life. go be a CIT this summer!!!!!!! and then she couldn't get out of it so that is what she did. and she is an absolute menace at first but she makes friends there and also gets into a weird lesbian slowburn situationship with one of the fellow CITs who also becomes her first friend <3 yay<3

other side of this Weird Lesbian Situationship is nicknamed coda because she likes Music and is a Musical Theater Kid <3333 except she has really bad stage fright. so naturally trash (unafraid of confrontation and therefore unafraid of going onstage and being silly) encourages her to get onstage again and do what she loves and they are just very very gay for each other. okay. and coda is also the sweetest pie in all the land. one of those summer camp kids who LOVES to be there like just never ever wants to leave and knows every camp ritual by heart. her love language is physical affection so her and trash hug a lot. in a Not Lesbian Way of course. obviously. but she is so sweet. and very enthusiastic and happy to be there and all of the campers love her!!!!!!!!!!

the camp itself is so goddamn old that the camp leader (who is an old no-nonsense lesbian woman with lots and lots of love in her heart even when she wants to kill trash with her bare hands) went there as a kid too, and her father ran it before her. multiple episodes would just be dedicated to her fending off people trying to inspect the camp tbh

i just. okay. i really like the idea of this as a sitcom because there is literally so much you can do with it. and obviously it has been done before (i can use google i promise) but like.......i promise it has Not been done in the Way I Am Thinking About It and Rotating It in my brain. like. the episode possibilities are ENDLESS especially if the summer camp is big. like there would definitely be an episode about a camp plague where everyone gets sick. and an episode where they all go to an amusement park and get lost. and an episode where they split off into groups to go hiking through the woods and someone gets hurt and then there's like sweet wound tending <3333 and also field days where everyone gets competitive. talent shows. camp dances. the possibilities for comedy and drama ARE ENDLESS.

also at this camp there are CIT initiation nights that happen the day before campers arrive. basically it is just an excuse for the older counselors to go and buy alcohol and weed and everyone can get super wasted in the middle of the woods (so they are Very hungover when the little campers arrive but also like what do these kids know) and then they do like. weird rituals to initiate the CITs which the head counselor must lead. it's nothing major like they aren't hazing anybody but they probably have to drink mayonnaise mixed with vodka. for the bit. also the CIT initiation nights are an excuse for counselors to get Familiar with one another. in many ways. do with that what you will

OH ALSO trash's older brother is head counselor (youngest head counselor in the camp's history 🤓☝ btw) and he is actually soooo sweet like seriously just a little guy. so trash is always jealous of him because he's so Put Together and Not Angry all of the time so there's a lot of sibling shenanigans that happen there. he's the sweetest though

ok there is more. but i will stop now. also there is more than 4 characters i promise i just didn't want to talk about all of them because this would get too long

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Larry the mutant Venus fly trap as a human!

[age-of-moonknight]

Werewolf by Night: Red Band (Vol. 1/2024), #2.

Writer: Jason Loo; Penciler: Sergio Dàvila; Inkers: Jay Leisten and Aure Jimenez; Colorist: Alex Sinclair; Letterer: Cory Petit

[courtchip]

i watch wwe. jackie redmond is there

i watch nhl

[punkeropercyjackson]

Todomomo

[melodychocolat]

listening to my new wave playlist rn <3

[enbysiriusblack]

Marlene hated Sirius for stealing her best friend and the only beater spot on the quidditch team in second year. Until third year, when she ran into him using his bat to smash up a large window in the castle. The glass kept smashing with every swing, coming crumblind down in pieces.

"What on earth are you doing, Black?"

Sirius didn't spare her a glance, "Practicing."

"Oh sure."

Sirius ignored her and swung the bat onto the last glass panel.

He let the bat fall and stared out of the window.

"Done now are you?" Marlene asked, "You might want to get out here before a teacher comes past."

"Go away, Mckinnon."

She huffed, "Just trying to help."

"Well, I never asked for it."

Marlene paused, hating what she was about to say, "Do you want me to get James?"

"No."

"Really?"

Sirius kicked at the broken glass, "James said, before, that you don't really get on with your parents."

Marlene took a step closer, "Yeah, not really. More my mum than my dad, but it is both of them. They're very... traditional. Stuck in their way."

Sirius nodded, "Yeah, yeah I get that."

They remained in silence for a moment before Sirius spoke again.

"My parents they- they want to be something I don't."

"What- like a dark wizard?"

Sirius let out a laugh, "Not quite. More... just business and politics and all that. I hate it, it's so dull. They keep getting on my back about becoming part of the ministry and meeting up with all these important people."

Marlene nodded, "Yeah. My mum's the same. Well, she wants me not to work. To get married to a bloke, have a bunch of kids, and clean and cook all day. Makes me chunder thinking about it. But I'm gonna be a broommaker."

Sirius turned around to look at it, "I don't really like anything."

Marlene scoffed, "You will. You'll find your thing. I mean you know practically nothing about the muggle world, so maybe you're thing is a muggle thing?"

Sirius grinned, "Motor vehicles do seem interesting."

"Exactly! Maybe you could be a mechanic or something."

"Yeah... Thanks, Mckinnon."

Marlene nodded, turning to walk away.

"I know you hate me but, there's a spot on the team again for beater. You should try out."

"I wasn't good enough to beat you, doubt I'd get it."

Sirius smirked, "Well, you're not going against me. Come on, Mckinnon. You were my hardest competition in tryouts and if I'm so great at quidditch and you almost beat me, what does that say about you?"

Marlene spun around, "Nearly beat you, did I?"

Sirius laughed, "You would've if my broom wasn't better."

Marlene grinned, "You know, you're alright, Black."

"Sirius", he urged.

Marlene nodded, "Call me Marlene then."

[miyamoratsumuu]

p.p..punk bakugo.. for the smau

ELLE STOPPPSBSJSB YOU'RE STARTING TO TATTOO THIS SERIES IN MY MIND ALREADY AND IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET????