my toxic trait is thinking I can learn something I’ve never done before like play guitar or crochet in 2 hours or less and if I can’t it’s simply because I’m just not good at it
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«إنها وحدها تعرف كيف تحدِّثني حديثًا فيه من عُمقه وذكائها ما يسْتَلِبُ عقلي، وفيه من الرقَّة ولينها ما ينتزع قلبي، فما هُما حينئذٍ إلا بين استلابها وانتزاعها، وما أنا بهما إلا منها وإليها.. حتى لكأنِّي إذا ظَفَرْتُ بحديثها ساعةً، قد نَعِمتُ في جِنانٍ خالدًا».
“Nobody knows like her how to say things that are both sweet and profound. Sweetness and depth, this is all of a woman; this is Heaven.”
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Orin: So I sent Durge on a nautiloid & ruined their mind. Also I'm the chosen of Bhaal now, FEAR ME.
Gortash: YOU TOOK MY BHAALSPAWN AWAY FROM ME? BRING THEM BACK.
Orin: no, I am the chosen of Bhaal!
Gortash: YEAH, I DON'T CARE, BRING ME MY BHAALSPAWN BACK, I NEED MY BACK BLOWN.
Orin:
Orin: Ketheric, did you know about this?
Ketheric, traumatized beyond belief: yes. They openly made out in front of me during meetings. It's not fun.
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"Yeah, there's a clan of Sexy Vampires whose thing is that they're Sexy all the time. Sometimes I wonder if our universe was written to appeal to 14 year olds"
Our werewolf lorekeeper is getting real sick of living in the world of darkness guys.
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I've come to burn your kingdom down
Variousaint (?)
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"Mencintai seseorang tanpa bertemu dengannya setiap hari adalah bukti bahwa cinta itu bukan di depan mata, tapi di dalam hati." Habib Umar bin Hafidz
Bumi, huruf ke 2 di 5.
Plumeria. 11-05-2024
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إن نجت يدي ، فهذا اسمي 🇵🇸
If my hand survived, this is my name 🇵🇸 .
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Pelleon: Sir, the report you requested.
Thrawn: Ah, thank you Captain, it's from Leiutenant Vanto, I asked him to describe Grand Moff Tarkin for me.
Pelleon: Oh, what did he say, sir?
Thrawn: He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living.
Pelleon: Very accurate, sir. I must say the first time I met him, I thought he was already dead and just assumed nobody could tell the difference, scared me shitless when he suddenly started talking.
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