#R rants about vampires again

[taintedcigs]

vampire steddie fighting over eating you out on your period will never leave my brain emmy. pls send help 😵‍💫🫠

SHUT UPPP MAR MAR U R A GENIUS AND IT'S NOT LEAVING MY BRAIN NOW EITHER. this is not proof-read and I ACTUALLY HATE HOWIT TURNEDOUT . goodbye. i am officially ashamed of how horny i am. so hopefully yall enjoy this.

warnings: 18+, MINORS DNI, SMUT, or*l (f!receiving), mmf threesome, blood, blood-sucking, period, vampire!steddie, nicknames (bunny, angel, etc.), praising. idk what the f took over me.

"W-what are you doing?" You whined, eagerness overtaking you as both of them tugged at your panties.

"Do you trust us, angel?" Steve asked, eyes all dark but pleading, and you were quick to nod.

"We're gonna take all of your cramps away, and make you feel s'so good." You look at both of them hesitantly, almost ashamed.

"B-but, a-are you sure?" Both of them almost scoffed at your response, they've been dying to eat you out during your period, and as soon as they learned it could help with your cramps, they knew they couldn't let their little bunny be in any more pain.

"We're more than sure, honey."

"And after, we're done, you'll be begging us to worship you around this time, angel," Eddie added with a devilish smirk.

You nodded, still hesitant, heat growing in your cheeks, and both of them were quick to cup your cheeks, comforting you. "No need to be ashamed, bunny, we're gonna clean you right up," Eddie growled with a smirk, "lay down and spread your legs for us, sweetheart," Steve added eagerly.

They were kneeled down to each other, eager, and greedy, both of them fighting off each other almost, making your eyes roll to the back of your head just with their touch.

"You smell so fuckin' good, princess," Eddie hummed, tongue practically waiting to lap up at your juices, while Steve tried to push him away like a child, "will you fuckin' move?" Steve growled over the metalhead, making you huff at them.

They always talked about how good it fucking feel to taste you, to taste your blood, but now that they were actually doing it, eagerness overtook them, making them fight like idiots over who got to taste you first.

"Nuh-uh, Steve, I'm going to eat her out first-" Steve scoffed, quickly interrupting the metalhead, "not if I get to her first-"

"You fuckin' promised that I'd get to taste her first-"

You pushed your legs closed with a huff, earning a dark gaze from both of the boys as they groaned, "If you two aren't going to behave, then I don't think we should-" Your rant was cut off quickly by both of their growls.

"No!" They said in unison, almost begging, pleading, the urge within them needed this, needed you.

"P-please, sweetheart, please," The boy begged, "let us suck you off, baby, we'll make you feel s'good," Eddie pleaded, eyes so desperate and their hands hot as they attempted to spread open your thighs apart again, that you couldn't even protest, a simple nod is all it took for them to dove right into your core.

Eddie's thick ringed fingers plunged into you without warning, making you arch your back as he twisted and twirled it inside of you, the coolness, added to how fucking well he knew how to use those goddamned fingers made you mewl loudly for them, flutters in your stomach grew, and heat appeared in your cheeks.

It made you feel so fucking ashamed, but the praises and the growls that left their lips downturned it, almost making you feel proud. "Doin' so good for us, princess, let us take care of you," Eddie hummed, retracting his fingers, all bloody as he lifted them up to Steve's lips, his eyes lit up, lustful and dark, unashamedly sucking off your blood off of Eddie's fingers, both of the boys groaning at you.

"Tastes fuckin' amazing, Eddie," The boy groaned, licking the residue of blood off of his cold lips, and Eddie didn't hesitate to run his tongue between your folds now, lapping up at it with kitten licks, Steve almost looked at you for reassurance, and if you weren't too fucked out you might've given him a full answer, but all you could do was nod, needing both of them to suck you dry.

He settled in on the other side pushing away Eddie's head slightly to dive into the sides of your pussy that were left unattended, sucking greedily and eagerly, none of them wanted to even let a single drop go to waste.

"You taste like heaven, bunny," Eddie groaned, humming between your walls, making you arch against both of the boy's tongues, as you struggled to hold onto both of their hair, their tongues working like magic while all you could do was cry out.

Eddie's ringed fingers dove inside of you, both of their tongues still all over your clit and your puffy lips, while Steve's padded thumb circled around your clit, it didn't take them long enough to suck you dry, and even quicker for you to cum around their tongues without a warning, thighs shuddering uncontrollably and a high-pitched moan leaving your plushy lips.

Steve and Eddie followed you not long behind, both of them creaming their pants just at the feeling of you convulsing around their tongue, all three of you left a heaving mess.

But the boys weren't done, no, not yet.

"Let us worship you, bunny," They growled, on their knees, eager to fuck both of your holes, until you were stuffed full of them.

[s0urw00lf]

can you make fluff alphabet for klaus mikaelson

Fluff alphabet - Klause mikaelson

A = Affection (how affectionate is he?) klaus is a big ball of affection when it comes to you. It’s actually quite funny to see the big bad klaus mikaelson all fluffy

B = body (what’s his favorite body part of yours) i think Klaus loves your stomach, because its a way he could always be touching you. Like he’ll have his hand on your stomach in public to make sure you don’t get separated

C = cuddle (how do they like to cuddle) clause loves holding you. So any way he could hold you would be his favorite.

D = dance (how do they dance with you) Klaus having lived through so many generations of dance would teach you any one you wanted to know, and he’s so elegant with it.

E = emotions (how do they process their emotions around you) Klaus prefers to be around you all times of the day, you keep his emotions at bay, but when he really needs it you just sit and listen to him rant as he paints or while you run your fingers through his hair

F = family (how is he around your family) he hates your family and they hate him all except your little brother/sister. So most of the time he’d just spend time with them and make sure so slightly spoil them, much to your dismay

G = gratitude (how great full are they for you) Klaus is so grateful for you, he loves how gentle you are with him, even knowing the beast he can be at times.

H = honesty (do they have secrets) funnily enough Klaus has no secrets from you, you’d known a lot about him before you’d even met him. They were mostly bad things, so he’d decided there was no point in hiding anything.

I = inspiration (do you change them in any way) you inspire Klaus to be a better person, not for himself but you. He’d hate himself if an enemy of his decided to go after you to get to him

J = jealousy (do they get jealous easily) yes. Klaus is the king of jealousy, he knows you love him but it doesn’t stop the nagging thought that maybe one day you’d have had too much of him and leave him stranded

K = kiss (where is their favorite place to kiss you) he loves to kiss your shoulders, seeing as your always standing in front of him like his queen and that’s the easiest accessible way to kiss you.

L = love confession (how did they confess their love for you) you had to force the confession out of him. You’d grown tired of his mind games, and told him that if he didnt fess up you’d leave him forever. That forced it right out of him.

M = marriage (does they want to get married) i don’t know, i think he would just so you’d have his last name, but other than that I don’t think he’d really care

N = nicknames (what do they call you) love, darling, Gorgeous, beautiful…

O = open (are they open about things) Klaus is very open with you about even his younger days, his family, and his father

P = patience (are they patient with you) Klaus is extremely patient with you, unless your trying to tick him off, then he plays right into your game

Q = quirks (random ability they have that beneficial to the relaxation ship) Klaus has so many abilities its unfair. The enhanced hearing/strength/speed/compelling plus his painting ability

R = romance (how romantic are they) again having lived through multiple generations, Klaus has seen his fair share of romance. So yes he is very romantic

S = security (do the provide safety for you) come on now. This is the original hybrid were talking about. Your more safe than the king of England

T = tender (how soft are they with you) Klaus is incredibly soft and cuddly. He loves you too much to even think about using the strength of a normal human let alone his vampire strength

U = upkeep (how clean are they) klaus is very clean, and extremely well kept. I mean his clothing choices should say it all

V = vulnerability (can they allow themselves to be vulnerable with you) he loves that he can be vulnerable with you, and not have to hide his feelings

W = wholesome (do they do little sweet things) Klaus would do anything for you if you’d ask. But he makes sure to keep up with the little things. Like bringing you flowers, or opening your doors, guiding you up/down stairs.

Y = yearning (how do they act when they yearn to be in your presence) he acts like a complete baby, you can’t count the amount of times Rebekah has called annoyed over Klaus’s whining

Z = zen (what makes them feel calm) klaus likes going to a nearby waterfall with you, listening to you talk and the water falling in the background gives him an unexplainable ammount of piece

[rapha-reads]

I tried to resist the urge but at the end of the day ranting about Romeo and Juliet is my most favourite thing to do, and ranting about vampires is also in my top 10 regular hobbies, so...

Louis, Lestat, Armand and Balthasar, or, a R&J x IWTV unplanned rant.

Under the "read more" because it got long.

Balthasar is introduced in the play as "Romeo's man", often modernised in various adaptations as his valet or his page. The footnote in The Arden Shakespeare 2012 edition states that:

"Shakespeare introduced the name for the part in the play, though it is not, of course, his invention. The name, which is also found in Comedy Of Errors, Merchant of Venice and Much Ado, occurs only once in the text of R&J, even though the character speaks nearly 30 lines in the final act."

Three things from that only: it's a common enough name, at least in Shakespearian texts, that the character could be switched for another one; he's so inconsequential that he barely even managed to make his name known ; yet despite his apparent unimportance, his role at the end is extremely crucial in closing in the tragedy.

What lines does Balthasar speaks and whom does he speak to throughout the play?

Man waits until Act III scene 1 to make his entrance. Given his function as Romeo's man, you'd think he'd be a bit more present before that point, but no, Balthy waits until everything's gone bad to arrive like "Grandma, it's me".

Romeo asks him "How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, / For nothing can be ill if she is well." The beginning of his answer could lead you to think that he's about to lie so that Romeo can still be "all well", but, naaaah, sike, he's here to deliver news and he's going to do his job. And the way he does it doesn't leave any details to the imagination:

"Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capel's monument, And her immortal soul part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault, And presently took post to tell it to you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir."

"Her immortal soul"... We'll come back to that point when we'll get to the vampires. Interesting to note that he says he saw with his own eyes Jules' laid down in the Capulet's tomb, but there's no indication in the text prior to that line that he really did. Some stage adaptations have Balthasar lurking around as Capulet and Cie put her in it, most movies totally ignore Balthasar's entire role - which I will come back to in the second part too. In a way, one could think that Balthy didn't see anything, he just heard the news like any other Veronese people, and didn't wait for more information or even actual confirmation and hurried on ("took post") to tell his master. Which, he does say it himself, that's his job, to keep Romeo informed of the going-ons of Verona in general and Juliet in particular. But, man, what are your sources, actually? Whose your informant? What authenticity does your information have, except from "source: myself"?

And then homeboy has the audacity to tell a desperate and ready to commit all kinds of violence Romeo to "have patience. / Your looks are pale and wild, and do import / Some misadventure." You think?? After this we lose track of Balthy while Romeo goes soliloquising looking for his cuppa poison. ... I don't want to tell you how to do your job, Balthy, but aren't you supposed to always follow your master closely...? How are you losing him so easily? Well, to be fair to him, Romeo does send him to "hire those horses", but that's a really thin excuse.

Balthasar reappears then in the Comedy of Situations that is "everybody and their mothers come visit Juliet's body" (you know, Warm Bodies did have a point; the zombies and necrophilia jokes do write themselves). First he enters with Romeo, and then for once shows some working brain cells when Romeo tells him to peace out and he tells himself "For all the same, I'll hide me hereabout. / His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt." Yes, thank you Balthy, maybe stay inside the crypt itself... Nope, okay, I don't know where he hid but Paris "14yo is perfectly acceptable to marry when I'm 30" Escalus makes his own appearance unbothered and unstopped. Great scouting skills there. Granted, he was the first on the scene actually, but if Balthy really hid close by, he should have witnessed the altercation and maaaaybe stop it. But no. I think he's having a drink with Paris' page. Current body count: 3 (yeah, Juliet's not dead yet, for those following).

Then Friar Laurence arrives on the scene. Oh, hello, Friar My-Ideas-Will-Definitely-Work-Trust-Me-Bro. Balthy emerges from the shadows (from where? Who knows, not me and certainly not Willie the Bard himself; homeboy was lurking, planning the best moment to reappear to create maximum chaos I guess). Their discussion goes something like this:

Laurie: who're you? Balthy: come on bro, you know me. Laurie: oh, hey Balth, so nice to see you? But what the heck are you doing here? Balthy: yeah I'm here with Romeo that fail emo lord lol. Laurie: Romeo? Whaaaat? How long has he been here? Balthy: eeh, 30 minutes? Maybe 45? Dunno but it's been a while. Laurie: Jesus fucking H Christ, okay, let's get into the fucking crypt. Balthy: no thanks, without me. I told Romeo I was leaving and if he sees me still here he's going to break my neck. Laurie: ugh, fine, you coward. I'll go alone and I'm not even afraid. Actually I lied I'm scared out of my mind but I'm better than you so nah! I'm going in. Balthy, walking away: oh yeah, another thing, I was napping, ahem, keeping watch, and I think I dreamed, I mean, hallucinated Romeo killing another dude. But I don't think that's real. Anyway, hasta la vista, losers! [Exit] (sadly not pursued by a bear)

I paraphrased, naturally. And... That's Balthasar's last lines. So to recap: he's supposedly Romeo's man, hence, by his job's function, supposed to always be with him and protect him; he only appears at the end of the story to make sure that no one else can get to Romeo first and maybe tell him about Laurence's plot. He always says he's going to keep an eye on Romeo, or tries to get him to stop, but actually never does anything. Literally, by his own admission, while he's supposed to make sure Romeo doesn't do anything drastic visiting Juliet's tomb, he took a nap: "As I did sleep under this yew tree here"! And the only two people he speaks to are Romeo, whose sole purpose at this point is to die, and Friar Laurence, whose role is to fake-kill Juliet, which leads to both of them dying.

Given all of those elements, one could then consider Balthasar's role in the play as an agent of Death. Death being a character in Her own right in the play, according to some readings (I admit, the idea of Death being the one pulling the strings as Fate would do is something I very much like but is very much inspired by the French musical).

So. Balthasar, agent of Death, purposefully or accidentally, but undeniably, leading the main character to his own death and carefully not stopping nor even interacting with characters who could stop the final act.

And that's who Louis-as-Lestat compares HIMSELF to. Yeah, Louis calls himself Balthasar, let that sink in. So, spoiler alert for those like me who haven't read the books, but Armand later on is going to lie and tell Louis that Lestat died in the fire that burned down the theatre, lie that Louis will totally believe and that will certainly influence the decades of his relationship with Armand. We know Louis is absolutely not over Lestat, we know Lestat is weak at this point, and wants to scare Louis but also get him back, and we know Armand is a lying liar who lies and twist the truth to better serves him. And we know Armand was jilted by Lestat and while he (genuinely?) loves Louis, he's also bitter that Louis got what he himself couldn't get. We also know that Louis is extremely conflicted by his vampiric nature, that he's a stone cold killer but he's also constantly trying to get away from it, that he hates himself and all vampires but also hates humans and all of humanity. We know Louis feels immense guilt at what he thinks is Lestat's murder, and that this guilt is weighing on him enought hat he conjures up a mental Lestat to follow him around and sass, bitch, moan, comment and critique for him.

So, why is it interesting that Dreamstat calls Louis a Balthasar?

Let's go back to two points already evoked earlier. Balthasar makes a point of mentioning Juliet's immortal soul - in the text, it's evident enough, they're Catholics, Heaven, Hell, bla bla bla. Transposed to the idea of vampires, it does lead one to question first if vampires have souls, secondly, what are the limits of immortality. It links to Louis' questioning of his faith, the morals that he fiercely defends but abandons rather quickly when they don't suit him anymore, and his survivor's guilt vis-à-vis his brother first and Lestat secondly.

The second thing is the way Balthasar is generally erased from the known Romeo and Juliet narrative. From an intradiegetic POV, Louis could mean it as "I'm Balthasar because this story is not my story, I barely even appear, only at the very end, and even then, I'm not important, and I certainly do not want to be the focus of attention" (which could also be linked to the coven complaining that Louis hunts sloppily and will expose them all, and that's actually a point in the Death's emissary column, huh). From an extradiegetic POV, the writers might have chosen to compare Louis to Balthasar because in most screen adaptations, the first part of his role is given to Benvolio (announcing Juliet's death) and the second part (talking with Laurie) is totally erased. Which means that people who haven't read the play (or have but aren't totally obsessed with it *cough cough*) and only know the story through the movies or the musical, would have NO idea who Balthasar is. And that's what Louis tries to be: a nobody, a Monsieur-Tout-Le-Monde, unimportant, invisible, unknown. The way Balthasar is for everybody. Quasi inexisting.

And the final part of the parallel, and that one is definitely extradiegetic, is that Louis brings Death wherever he goes (although maybe in a way, after Lestat and the woman vampire in Romania, Louis thinks that of himself too, but let's not go there just yet). His arrival in Paris is what disturbs the equilibrium of the coven, makes Armand questions what he's doing here and how long he can keep going like this, drives Claudia even more away from him, and intensifies the resentment and inner conflicts of the coven. Which will all lead to the theatre burning dow, the coven dying, Claudia dying, Lestat presumed dead and 70 years of toxic married Loumand. Unintentionally, the way Balthasar seemingly unintentionally too, doesn't protect Romeo, which leads to not only his and Juliet's but also Tybalt and Mercutio's deaths (and Paris too). Unintenionally, but who's pulling Balthasar's strings, Death, Fate itself? Who's pulling Louis' strings? Armand? Lestat? Or is he such an unreliable narrator that he's passing himself as a victim of circumstances while the reality is that he's fully aware of what he's doing...? To be determined.

If you've made it to here, thank you so much and don't hesitate to tell me what you think! You can find my Tybalt/Mercutio fic here, and my essay on adaptations of Tybalt and Mercutio on screen here.

[milfswriter]

“You bought me flowers?” With Larissa :)

oooh, absolutely :). R wears a suit, just so you know lol. I always lose track of time and the fic ends up 10k words so apologies in advance LOL.

Oblivious

Larissa Weems x Teacher!reader

Summary: You’ve been hinting at Larissa that you wanted to ask her to the dance, but she’s just too oblivious. So you figured flowers would do the job.

She looked so beautiful, you thought. "Miss Y/l/n, keep staring and you'll poke holes into our principal" Yoko's voice snapped you out of your thoughts. You blinked, turning your head to face the vampire, her eyes not covered by glasses for once.

"Run along, Tanaka..I'm preparing myself for a worst-case scenario" You took a deep breath, you had no date for the Rave'N tonight. Neither did any of the staff if you were being honest. But as you looked at Larissa, your throat's gone dry. She..was mesmerizing. The vampire shrugged, pulling Divina with her as she walked away. 

You held the bouquet in your hands nervously, now second-guessing your decision as you listened to her rant to Thornhill about her disappointment years ago, a boy rejecting her for another woman. How could he?, you thought. (y/n, it's Morticia..I'm pretty sure it was a hard choice lol).

You gulped, waiting for Thornhill to get the hell away from Larissa so you can finally talk to her alone. Yoko did you a favor and distracted her, taking her away before shooting you a wink. You let out a chuckle, shaking your head before you made your way to the woman that's been occupying your thoughts to the point that you were chickening out to ask her to the dance for the past week.

Her eyes locked with yours before landing on the beautiful flowers in your hands with a gulp. "Y/n! don't you look ravishing! Who's the lucky gal?" you gave her a smile, "hello, Miss Weems..you look beautiful tonight. These are um...they're actually for you" she froze before chuckling with a nod, "Can't deny they're absolutely beautiful, but I can't keep you from your date any longer" she fidgeted with her gloved hands, smiling at the students coming in with their dates. “Welcome to the Rave’N!!”

Your eyes locked with hers as she furrowed her eyebrows, your date no where to be seen.“I have no date” you smiled shyly, “they’re for you” You affirmed again, holding the bouquet out for her to take.

The taller woman blinked in surprise and took it, her hand brushing against yours. “you bought me flowers?” she asked, almost in a whisper. You nodded, your hands going in your pockets nervously. 

“I um..wanted to ask you to the dance but..didn’t really get a chance to do so” she looked at the flowers in surprise. “Yes, I..can be a bit oblivious” she chuckled, her cheeks as red as her lipstick.

You gasped as your favorite song played and held out your hand. “care to dance?” she chuckled, nodding before you gave the bouquet to one of your students to deliver to her office as you took her to the dance floor, twirling her around as she giggled. 

As the song finished, you were met with Wednesday who was just arriving to the party. “I have to admit, I did not see this coming” she looked between the two of you before making a face, turning around and walking away, Tyler following behind her like a lost puppy.

You shrugged, taking Larissa’s hand to go get some drinks. You handed her a glass of ‘Yiti-tini’. As the night went on, you and Larissa were slow dancing to a quiet song before you felt something raining on you..you looked up to see it raining...blood? no..you tasted the red liquid before spitting it out. 

You tried calming the students down as they ran and screamed. “IT’S PAINT YOU COWARDS!” You yelled before realizing Larissa was throwing a fit of her own behind you. 

You pulled her to the courtyard and laughed at her as she caught her breath after screaming for so long. “it’s just paint” you took your blazer off, wrapping it around her, shielding her from the cold as she glared at you.

“My dress is ruined!” she looked down at her dress, frowning at the clearly unwashable stains of paint. You took a handkerchief out of your pocket, closing the gap between you two and standing on your tip toes to reach her face and dab on her eyes, which she could barely open.

She sighed in defeat, leaning her head down so you continue your task without having to stand on your tip toes.

You grinned at the gesture, stopping what you were doing to make eye contact before you licked your lips. “you’re..amazing” she whispered, her hands coming to brush your now-wet hair out of your face. 

Blood rushed to your cheeks as she stared at your lips, her eyes moving to your eyes in a silent request for permission. You nodded, hand now resting on her waist as she cupped your jaw with a hand, pulling you closer before smashing her lips with yours.

The kiss ended as quick as it began, “oh, god y/n I am so sorry I didn-” you cut her off, pulling her face down and smashing your lips against hers. 

As you pulled away for breath. “You really are oblivious, huh?” you giggled at her shocked expression. “you truly see me that way?” she whispered so quietly you almost didn’t here.

“Of course, Larissa..who wouldn’t?” you smiled sadly, taking her hands in yours, kissing her knuckles. 

She scoffed, “you’ve always overestimated me..in front of the mayor, when I’m overwhelmed with paperwork and meetings, nothing made me get out of bed every morning like your words of encouragement did..you..see me” you couldn’t understand why she wouldn’t see herself the way you do. 

You pulled her hand without a word to her office, sitting her down on the loveseat in front of the fireplace, seeing the bouquet placed on her desk just like you asked your student to, brining a single flower from the bouquet to her, handing it to her dramatically. 

She giggled, rubbing her temple in embarrassment before taking it from you and inhaling its scent. It smelled as beautiful as it looked. 

“How can I convince you that you deserve to be loved..that you’re so, so beautiful?” you asked, your hands resting on both armrests in front of her before she pulled you onto her lap, startling you.

“Stay..” was all she said, her arms wrapping around you. “Always” you mumbled, closing your eyes on her shoulder and unintentionally drifting to sleep. 

[pey-up]

Tell me about your OCs!!!

YIPPEEEEEEEEE

youre all going to regret this.

This is gonna be long so RANT UNDER CUT-

Okokok so i have multiple stories but ill spare yall and just give you the main one (or ig the most fleshed out one?)

It follows a teen girl Elora, who's a silly gal and by silly i mean autistic and would bite someone if pressed. She reallyyy likes big words, like you know those hyperspesfic words that describe super specific moments or feelings? She loves those. Being super specific is her Jam. Anyways, she's friends with two kids Edgar (has bit someone and would bite again) and Paige (would never bite someone. Allows affectionate biting.)

Theyre not vampires theyre just weird/aff

Elora's mom is named Bellaire, she's a single mom who works one job, loves her kid and never stops, we love Belle. Where is eloras dad you may be asking!? Doesnt exist. Pokemon style. (I have never played pokemon but ive seen enough delia x jesse art to know). I kinda leave the second parent up for interpretation because its fun to see what ppl come up with :3 (kinda like mrs. Afton? Literally built out of headcanons and dreams) Bellaire is a health IT worker and she loves it! It's why she moved to Pennsylvania in the first place! She kinda moved around a bit as a kid from france to italy to north carolina so good for her for staying put :3

Uh- okay so one thing about my stories is i do not care if its realistic for a Korean woman in 1987 to be working IT. The world in my stories is nicer. Doesnt mean bad stuff doesnt exist! It just means im going to pretend it can happen because she deserves for it to happen >:[

Belle and Elora are real close since theyre kinda the only family each other have, El has a tricky time expressing emotions and affection, whereas Belle is reallt outwordly affectionate so some miscommunication happens there :( boy itd be a shame if Someone were to not make it to the end of the story and theyd be unable to communicate properly (<- its not written yet.. i will be killing at least someone off though...)

Edgar and El have that "never met one of my parents" swag, Edgar in the form of my dad sucks (im not projecting youre projecting. What.) And his momma died when he was real young. His mom and Bellaire were reallll... close.

They were gay.

But yknow, she died so Ed's dad took over and cut belle out of edgars life, so poor baby ed has zero support systemUntil he meets elora on a rainy day when hes much older, about 12 or 13 id say?

Paige is significantly less traumatized, but she has the "i need to be suuper happy and a support system for everyone else because they obviously have it worse than i do" disorder :(

THERE IS A PLOT TO THIS I SWEAR!!! SORRY ITS KINDA WORD VOMIT RN-

Its more put together when i write it i swear (two chapters r in my pinned post, ill write more when school starts and i get settled in my creative writing class again :3 gimmie a week or so hehe)

Heres some doodles i did of them! The placeholder title is currently Aberrant so its tagged under that (and then specific characters of their names, Elora Carpenter, Paige Madden, Edgar, etc)

Thanks very very much for the ask!!!!!

[opheliasam]

Opinions on t4t sambenny 👀

My opinion is YES. like ok if we had a scale of ships t4t sambenny would be 9.8 (they are Near Perfect.) No, like they could literally fix each other. They are mirrors of each other in ways that dean & benny could Never be; they should have gotten a chance to hang out and FALL IN LOVE . Sickened and aggrieved that we never saw them get to know each other better.

So so many thoughts. Ethical vampirate x unwilling boyking… they have the capacity to Understand each other in incredible ways. Sambenny is just samelia except Benny would have been able to fight/ handle Dean (and is someone Dean trusts/ respects) so it’s Better. Would have been SO. interesting to see what would have happened if they had gotten together and Dean had to deal with that. It would be very funny and a little horrifying to see (bc we know how dean gets 😒 ) but Benny would handle him. Also would have been so delicious as exposition.

Both betrayed by the people they trust THE most in the world. Both betrayed by love and afraid of it.

Benny would treat Sam with so much grace and patience and keep them at ease. Sam would gain so much strength from Benny… they’d cook for each other </3

Vampirism as a metaphor for the trans experience…we love you.

Well, it would be mostly Benny cooking for Sam. Vegan food, obviously. And he’d gently ask Sam to stop apologising for his preferences. That it’s no inconvenience at all. He loves cooking.

Benny would listen to Sam rant about the most mundane things and fall all the more hopelessly in love. And Sam would apologise for rambling with his shy little smile (KRYPTONITE.) But then start again 2 mins later until he tires himself out, it’s very cute.

ALSO BENNY FEEDING FROM SAM ??.?. (occasionally) —telling him his blood tastes unlike anything he has ever tasted (that it’s heady, that it’s like drinking the blood of Christ or ambrosia.) Sam doesn’t believe him until he does.

Benny would also encourage Sam to use his powers. Would use different pronouns with Sam to help him figure out what they’re most comfortable with. Just small things. Encourage him to grow a beard (call him chief <3)

Sam’s insecurity about being impure. Benny’s fear of spiralling out of control due to his nature. Their corners slot so neatly into each other it’s alarming. They would find home in each other. They would be so, so kind with each other. So gentle.

They’d get a dog.

Sam would ask him about ancient nautical navigation systems, and Benny would tell him in detail. He’d fix the telescope inside the Bunker so they could look at the stars. They’d go to the farmer’s market and out into the sea for trips.

Dean slips on a banana peel and dies in the most hilarious manner. It’s not funny. It breaks Sam a little. Benny is there to pick up the pieces.

They move out of the Bunker eventually, leave Hunting. Travel the world. They go for occasional dinner dates with Garth’s family. The possibilities r endless.

Okay I have very many ideas. This is possible fic fodder. Thank you so so much for this ask, it took me on a beautiful journey :)

[dawnssummers]

wait in fool for love is spike an unreliable narrator? can u talk about that? im autistic and literally cant see more then whats told to me (its a curse)

hello! okay i typed a whole thing and then it would not SAVE and i lost it all as well as the motivation to try to recall what i had said but let us try again. the thing is i think he is an unreliable narrator To Buffy, and it's just that we barely actually see him narrate if that makes sense? like the flashbacks we see =/= spike narrating

these tags from @chasingfictions live inside my brain from a post debating whether spike actually told buffy everything

crucially for an episode that is buffy asking spike to talk about his past we do not get to know what spike said to buffy for most of the episode and my assumption is that it was highly editorialised because - as said above - he wants buffy to see him in a certain way, as capable and the slayer of slayers. but what we see is the cut from 'i've always been bad' to william being a failpoet. by the time it cuts back to spike and buffy in the bronze they are suddenly playing pool and all we know is that he said Something about being turned

as a result i think ffl does very interesting character study and especially is interested in interrogating spike's posturing. which is pretty clear from school hard like he literally gets knocked out by an axe like this man is pathetic but the way spike constructs himself is made clear ("there's death, there's glory and sod all else, right?"). we see who he was at various points in time and who he is now and it's not that the spike we see is Not spike either, it's that he is all of this at once. and then the bronze alley (THE ultimate liminal space of buffy the vampire slayer to me) is where we get more of spike's words to buffy and we get the recreated fight interspersed with flashbacks, with present and past finally converging in Every Slayer Has A Death Wish. which starts getting into the buffy developments of ffl which i am also obsessed with but that's a whole other thing to unpack. generally i feel that throughout the series spike is pretty prone to only telling/sharing a specific version of events based on his own views. like he very much has a specific way of viewing himself and the world and a lot of things r interpreted through this filter, the way he talks about angel + his 'confrontation' with robin in lies my parents tell me are good examples of like 'okay this is very clearly just how u feel'. even his crush rant. looping back, if we want to look at spike as a figure of/accidental metaphor for colonialism then making himself look good and capable in ffl actually tracks quite well with real life curating of history it's just that the producers also forgot to frame woc dying on screen as like a bad thing. anyway.

ffl does also work in conjunction with the titular darla episode of angel as a two part whirlwind backstory kind of thing which is another extra-narrative reason why we see these scenes play out. but yes im rly interested in how ffl plays w narration and narrative framing! the super short answer is that spike IS an unreliable narrator but we as the audience do not actually see him narrate. we only see the flashbacks juxtaposed with how he speaks and acts in the main timeline and these position him as an unreliable narrator of the story that buffy hears that we ourselves can only guess about.

[selfshipping-central]

Okay okay okay *inhales deeply*

First of all: I'd like a male character, if platonic or romantic is irrelevant to me and I'm leaving that up to you.

So my personality is pretty bubbly I'd say, I can talk a shit ton and keep a conversation going as long as I'm interested in it, if I'm not you'll most likely notice bc I'm not good at hiding my non exited interest in things (and I don't want to hide it either). I'm out going, I love to meet new ppl - both irl and online. But I can also listen. Like sitting still and keeping eye contact is not something I can do but I can stare at a wall and listen to people for hours - I forget most of it the second they end their sentence but that's bc my short term memory is trash (thank you social media, you ruined my brain for good)

I love art. No matter what type of art. Poetries, stories, painting, music whatever it is I love it. I also love my hyperfixations and will teach you the lore of whatever it is that's stuck in my head - I usually send like 10 minutes voice messages to my bestie just rambling about whatever's going through my head. I love to watch the stars, out of my friend group I'm the star (my childhood bestie is the moon, my other bestie's the moon) so that only makes sense ig

My personality type is ENFP if that helps idk.

My hobbies are bouldering, skating, painting, writing uhhh going on late night drives w das homies. I design and sew clothes, I create OCs (sometimes) I'm super interested in fashion bc that shit's simply my thing. I know how to style stuff to make it look good (my friends literally ask me for advice sometimes which makes my lil fashion heart bloom, I love to channel my inner Velvette)

I'm pretty self reflected and self aware, I curse a LOT (trying my best to not write "fuck" or "fucking" in every sentence, it's hard) I am confident mainly bc idc what ppl think about me, like fuck em who r they to judge?

I have short, messy brown hair, green eyes and fucking pale skin (basically a vampire at this point) before I get tan I get my skin burned bc my skin's sensitive af. I do have freckles though they're more visible during summer. I'm 5'3 ish, dress like your typical skater punk and love to wear eyeshadow (brown eyeshadow simply looks good on me)

People say I'm funny so I'm gonna say I'm funny. Uh I think that should be it.

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Blitzø!! (Romantic)

After knowing you for a while (not enough we must be friends for life shawty) we are very Blitzø coded.

Which is why you need him to be your partner in crime!!

100% rants to you about his love for horses

Will get all lovestruck when you take him horse riding!!

"I had no clue I could fall in love with you anymore. But holy fuckin' hell babe... I'm going to suck the shit outta your dick tonight."

Your personalities mesh so well together!!

He's your hype man!!

And you're his!!

"Yeaaa!! You get him babe!!! That's my boyfriend you know. Did I mention I suck his dick every night? Fuck him up danger dick!!"

Both of you forgetting literally everything. It's so bad please take either Millie or Moxxie with you when you're on missions.

This is the both of you -> (´･ω･`)?

"Wait what were we gonna do?"

"I don't remember."

"Fuck- Moxxie what are we doing?"

Adores all forms of your art. Thinks your patchwork is so sick!! Your painting and writings too!! He loves all of it!!

"Holy shit- You made that jacket? Babe. Can you make me one?"

He finds your sense of fashion so hot. The whole vibe is so hot to him. Just watching you walk around all relaxed and confident has him all black in the cheeks and flushed. (Cause they have black blood see what I did there hehe ( •̀ ω •́ )P )

"Fuck. Your outfits make you look so hot..."

Doesn't mind listening to your ramblings but he must have his turn to ramble too!! ♪(^∇^*)

"Wait so the British man- kills kids?? Slow down- start again what is this about a robot bear-"

Seeing as me and him have the same MBTI type (ENTP gang pull up) You will get along just fine with him.

Please please please please I beg of you get into debates or arguments with him, spice up your life. I'm saying this with personal experience that if you don't jokingly bicker with each other shit gets so boring so fast.

Besties that are dating vibes.

Thinks that your skating is so cool too.

"Do a flip!! Oh shit he did a flip-"

You swear a lot? He swears a lot. Don't worry about it.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK- Ohh shit!! MOXXIE GET YOUR FLAT ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!! OR I'LL CUT OFF MY OWN DICK AND IMPALE YOU WITH IT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!"

Wants you to do makeup on him but is too scared to ask.

Steals your clothes I don't make the rules.

[stoptellinglieslois]

Love fair Act 30

Vampire fanfiction Clark Kent human x Richard Grayson Vampire no capes or tights but fangs and might.

Clark pov

I failed in my attempt at using the ring for power against the zombies. I realised I could get more ideas on how to get rid of the zombies, I've done it before in using something or another I could utilise it now but what though.

I stare at Lois non responsive body on the steps her breathing is light I didn't trust her even in the state she was in.

"You fool how dare you assume you could use that piece of junk on your retched finger against me and think you can win, I will get you and Richard the fallen prince of..." Jason cut Ghul's rant.

"Look old dude whatever look either you bring these bitch's here or you step out of the shadows and fight us." Jason said. Duke said nothing but ready for any anticipated move from the evil sorcerer.

"WHAT you dare challenge me you demented beast I will enslave you and then capture your little lover and grind him into dust." Ghul challenge. Lover who would that be surely he is not talking about oh I see.

"I dare you to come out of the shadows instead of these foul creatures." Richard said advancing outside where the zombies made there way to the manor in snail pace.

"I hate you. The fact that you have stayed alive all these years and not parish in any of my assaults is a cruel joke to Thalia's memory." Al Ghul spat out like he was cursing us just by speaking or breathing.

"I could end you all here and I will." The floor of the manor started to shake the ceiling fixture fell on us Richard came rushing in, One chandelier was falling directly on him so it would not hit me, Pieces of crystal fell all over the place and all around us but I was not expecting the vase that flew out of nowhere and coming into Richard direction.

I pushed us out of the way I realise these things won't really hurt him but be more of a distraction for him. "My hero." He purred I wasn't expecting that reaction from him I was a bit out of step with him flirting with me even if we are being attacked by a crazy.

Unknown stuff was hitting us from every direction and that's when I had enough.

"GHUL." I didn't know why I thought of calling out the most dangerous being that I ever met to a challenge. "Oh look the serpent is hissing at me what will you do next ha ha ! hiss at me some more." Ghul didn't even see me as a threat but more like a nuisance. but where he was it feels like he is somewhere he wasn't local.

I closed my eyes I have no idea why but I did, It was dark and cold where he is it feels like he is in another dimension that was weird I never could do these types of things before and now I can on a whim.

It didn't stop what was to come next though I felt posses by someone but I knew this feeling all to well Joseph !

I started to levitate like I did when I was unconscious and was in the past. "Sorcerer call off your dead or I will make your next plan with the faker on the steps disastrous." I had no idea how I did that I summoned a big sharp kitchen knife and animated Lois unconscious body and I made her take the knife and placed it over her neck now I have hostage good.

Raz Al Ghul didn't like that I discovered his plan at all so he was planning on using Lois again in some form or another. "I see the serpent has temerity fine I will call off the dead but that does not mean I won't come back and kill you or you're young." And with that I locked into Ghul's energy things I never knew I had in me and pulled his energy towards me I lifted the Zeus ring and started sucking his essence into the ring making him being pushed into another dimension altogether.

I trapped him somewhere where it would take him a while to find his way back into our plane. Lois also vanished into thin air like she was never there but I knew all too well she was somewhere he would use her again.

The zombies fell and turned into ashes and then the wind swept up the ashes as if they were never here in the first place, As Raz lost control over them the objects halted in pelting us as the room became peaceful once more.

All eyes were on me wide surprised and shocked in awe like they never saw this type of display of supernatural before.

I stood there like the stranger that I am like an alien among other stranger beings.

End of act 30 next is act 31

Thank you for reading

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Friday, December 23

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

A Little Christmas Miracle (Of Their Own) (Buffy/SPike, PG-13) by apachefirecat

Faith's Xmas Miracle (Buffy/Faith, G) by RavenclawSlayer

So this is Christmas (Buffy/Faith, NC-17) by Alwaysandforevermylove

Conversation between seasons (Buffy, Not Rated) by convolvolo

The Last Gumdrop Button (Giles/Reader, PG-13) by BreakfastPastyDrabbles (BreakfastPasty)

Christmas Without You (Buffy/Spike, R) by Dusty87

Ducks and the Art of Gift Giving (Buffy/Loki, MCU xover, G) by pprfaith

Stay, Stay, Stay (Buffy/Spike, PG) by acekoomboom

[Chaptered Fiction]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Shadowed Suspicion Chapter 367 (Ensemble, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure xover, PG-13) by madimpossibledreamer

Ending & Beginning Chapter 1 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by bramcrackers

The Time We Had Chapter 19 (Buffy/Spike, R) by Dusty87

Fire In The Blood Chapter 2 (Buffy/Spike, R) by BeauNorth. COMPLETE!

You give me something I can hold on to Chapter 4 (Giles/Jenny, PG-13) by mst_52

The Sun Chapter 22 (Tara/Willow, PG-13) by heckate

Not So New Chapter 4 (Ensemble, PG-13) by tinfoil_paint

All That Is And All That Seems Chapter 64 (Faith/OMC, R) by MalkMcJorma

You're the One Chapter 15 (Buffy/Spike, R) by BloodyThorn

What Lies Within Chapter 24 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by cawthraven

Coexist Chapter 24 (Buffy/Faith, PG-13) by Coraniaid

Make Sunnydale Whole Again (Book Two of the Reunion Trilogy) Chapter 31 (Angel/Buffy, Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by MCorey1317

Sleigh Fest 06 Chapter 4 (Buffy/Faith, PG-13) by QuillBard

The Long Haul Chapter 14 (Buffy, Willow, Stargate Atlantis xover, R) by BlueZeroZeroOne

Jingle Belles Chapter 3 (Buffy, Dawn, Hank, Joyce, multiple xovers, PG-13) by Vidicon666

Buffy and Spock Chapter 3 (Buffy/Spock, Star Trek xover, Not Rated) by That_Random_Daisy

Charmed: The Faith Chronicles Chapter 19 (Buffy/Faith, Charmed xover, PG-13) by BrennaLynn

Fade Away Again Chapter 24 (Buffy/Spike, PG) by Willow25

Vacation with a vampire (Sequel to The Sphere) - Part 2 Chapter 19 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by Coraline

The Thing About Being on the Road Chapter 17 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by scratchmeout

You're the One Chapter 15 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17) by BloodyThorn

Out of Time Chapter 15 (Buffy/Spike, R) by joycometh

Merry and Xander Chapter 5 (Larry/Xander, Merry Gentry Series xover, NC-17) by calikocat

[Reviews & Recaps]

Video: The Body • S05E16 by Passion of the Nerd

CBR: This Episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Brings Out the Christmas Spirit (Amends) by ELENA CONFORTI

[Recs]

Fanged Four fic recs by somekindofadeviant

[Fandom Discussions]

Your theories about the LORE by Archonate_of_Archona

Tara, my love by Individual-Task-4586

BB's Top 50 Most Memorable Scenes in The Buffyverse - Redux (Week 13) by Buffy Summers

[Articles, Interviews, and Other News]

Screen Rant: Buffy Confirms That Drusilla Wasn't Spike's Darkest Romance

The Mary Sue: We Ranked Every ‘Buffy’ Villain That We Just Love to Hate

[jungk0oksthighs]

OKAY! HI again! I’m pretty much going to be spamming and blowing up your inbox with countless messages and rants and moments of me just going GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER ENOUGH WORDS TO SAY HOW MUCH YOUR WRITING MEANS TO ME AND HOW IMPACTFUL IT IS!

Funny thing is I started reading your masterlist with Pi Gasu but somehow I ended up ranting about the stories that followed BUT. BUT. Every single story of yours deserves nothing but endless praise and compliment and for me to weep over your masterpieces in the way that moment when A R T moves you. Because that’s what your writing is. ART.

I remember starting this story a while back before it had as many chapters as it does now and I remember going WHEEEEEW because it was such a new dynamic to read, of vampire and blood donor but also RECENT PHOTO FOLIO VAMPIRE JUNGKOOK HELLO?!?!? AND?!?! ALL THE OUTFITS YOU’VE DESCRIBED WITH HIM ARE ALREADY BURNED INTO MY MEMORY SO SEEING THEM IN THIS FIC MAKES ME A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF FERAL. Because VAMPIRE Jungkook is wearing them; and that makes me SO SO FERAL

I remember reading this and being blown away by the sheer cocktail of FEELS happening in this fic and yet again experiencing visceral, raw HATE for the mother in this fic who just uses her daughter as a means of money but constantly gaslights and undermines and POISONS HER WITH ROSE-THORN and GRRRRRRRRR

Because I understand the terminal illness of a child on ANY parent must be such a struggle and pain and especially a long-term condition wears down on a parent– there will never ALWAYS just be sadness and grief, there’ll also be anger and misery and RAGE that it’s unfair which I understand… so I tried to keep an open mind. That got shot down RIGHT AWAY with the piece of *censored MULTIPLE swear words and curses* she is. Because no child should EVER have to feel guilty or ashamed of being healthy and well whilst another is sick. Because life doesn't choose to burden one child with illness and keep the other– ALTHOUGH THAT TURNED OUT TO BE INTENTIONAL AND PART OF THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS WHICH MASTERMIND BECAUSE!! The idea that her death will complete her brother’s transformation… that her enthral, her siren blood DRAWING IN the vampires– in particular Jungkook… OOF. JUST OOF. new level of achy angst BECAUSE SHE WAS READY TO DIE.

I also have to say your DIALOGUE in this fic was like OTHERWORLDLY tier because there were so many moments I thought… I stopped and paused and ached as I processed the words… because they just struck DEEP. There were so many pieces in the story where I thought– I’m coming back to this and I’m going to write this down. There’s a genuine MASTERY you have with words that truly RESONATE and haunt and LINGERED in my mind long after I finished devouring this story.

I can’t remember the EXACT exact words but. When Jungkook says in his entire time of being dead, he’s never felt so alive.

THAT ACHING BREAK POINT WHEN HE SURRENDERS WHEN SHE TRIES TO KILL HERSELF. The way he begs for her to never threaten to take away the thing that was forcefully taken from him...that the ACHE of her killing herself, of valuing her living so little...HURTS HIM

THE MOST HEART WRENCHING MOMENT WHEN HE SAYS HE DOESN’T HAVE A SOUL BUT IF HE DID IT’D BE HERS.

WHEN THOSE RAW ACHING MOMENTS OF PASSION AND PAIN WERE SO ACHY TO READ that I could feel every instant of their need and want and that unravelling restraint ESPECIALLY because he’s a vampire and she’s human, especially because there’s that whole FIERY dynamic of her pleasure-heavy blood making him ADDICTED, because that moment when she feeds on even a DROPLET of his blood– IN THE KISS to stop her from being physically hurt because he’s that strong…

THE FACT THAT SEX could physically and literally BROKE her…. The dialogue and WEIGHT of emotions in that description. Like it felt like a new level of carnal, primal ACHE between them and was a new level of feral I reached… but. But there was also this physical anguish and pain to understand love in a way I haven’t EVER, EVER heard it being described. It was new and haunting and BEAUTIFUL.

Because love in this story KILLS. It breaks, it batters, it bruises, it HURTS so viscerally, so deeply… it physically BREAKS her and SHE TURNED AT THE END (THANK GOD FOR THAT) but the idea of how poetic and rawly you described love as this consuming destructive force that ANNIHILATES. That love is this deadly DANGEROUS force and yet– when you fall, if you fall, it consumes you entirely.

I CANT WAIT to see how the transformation works in the next chapter, I can’t wait for her piece of shit mother to rightfully FUCK off and I can’t WAIT to see how their dynamic develops because it was the roughest, rawest description of sex– and yet now that she’s changed I wonder… I do…

It’s way overdue because Pi Gasu was the first I read– but the last I commented on… but I felt I NEEDED to get all the feeeeels off my chest AND vent and GAHHHHHHHH

Thank youuuuuu for writing such art🥺🥺🥺

And for sharing it too xx 💜💜💜

Oh my goodness gracious me @purplebeebs this is one of the most memorable messages I’ve ever received in terms of reviews! Thank you so much for taking the time to send FOUR HUGE MESSAGES in regards to my writing! I’m floored rn!! Thank you so so much!! 🥹😭

PG is definitely one of my favourites to write for! I really love the fantasy genre and I think it’s something that I would be very interested in writing more! Shoutout to my fully planned siren fic that will eventually see the light of day hehe. Just… thank you so so much for your kind words, I’m genuinely speechless and quite flabbergasted right now 😂🥰

It’s such a compliment to be told something you write sticks with someone and that’s something that I’m not gonna forget! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, not only for reading seemingly all of my fics hehe but for taking time out your day to go into such detail in these messages! Truly I’m flattered! There’s so much more of PG to come!!! We’re only just getting started hehe, thank u thank u thank u I owe you my life sweet angel, you’ve made my night 4 times over tonight and genuinely you are so so sweet. I’m so grateful you found my blog and like my work!!!! Sending you so much love and positivity!! 💜💜💜💜

[whatisgoingonpaul]

30 days of night - blurb review

Not the lost boys, or even a 80s vampire movie but it’s vampires so I’m holding onto that. This movie really surprised me? As I don’t really hold early 2000s horror in a high regard , but this one was actually pretty good. It had its issues, which are more nitpicks on my part but I’ll get into that in a bit.

Spoilers, duh.

The plot-

So the plot is actually extremely freaking clever, at least I haven’t really seen it before. A remote Alaskan town gets cut off from the world for a whole month and has no sunlight at all? So these vamps naturally are “that’s fantastic? Why has no one came here before what the hell?”. it’s also not really a hack and slash type movie either! We get this - what can only be described as a Feeding Frenzy and then we follow our small group of survivors the rest of the movie. Naturally some get cabin fever after three days and go stupid but that’s expected. Also the police in the town- they really do what they want dont they??

Unrelated but I realized once finishing the movie that our main  character is Ethan chandler! Idk the actors name- didn’t recognize him with the short hair haha

The vampires-

So my criteria to be a good vampire/type of vampire is to be interesting! You don’t have to be sexy or some sort of pretty boy (that is appreciated but not required in my book.) you have to be fun! We have evolved past the need for burnet vampires who are so tragic ™️ and cry all the time , I want some fun baby!

These these guys. I LOVE them so much holy shit.

Animalistic vampires my beloved 💕

I love them because of this, I’ve said it once I’ll say it a million times. Vampires are animals. They aren’t some higher species, they don’t create little governments that they literally escaped from by turning, they don’t want domination. They want to feed. Seriously nothing turns me away from a movie quicker then vampire politics (basically when they act all high and mighty , create a civilization and rules and a class system like wtf?) I like this better. Small nest groups that just- do their own thing and don’t give a shit.

There’s a fine line between making A vampire human like and TO HUMAN and I’ll maintain that. There is a clear separation and it is NOT from thinking their superior. But you can make one to animal at the same time but it’s MUCH more rare.

These guys? Oh boy! So they do something I LOVED in the lost boys- they make animal noises, more specifically bat sounding but they communicate though the screeches, the clicks , the screams and cries and all the other sounds. And it’s AWESOME. I love their claws, however I hate their teeth and their eyes. I think this is where the Tribe got the stupid ass cgi black eyes effect from because good god does it kinda take you out of it. Also their teeth are like supernatural vampires level bad, it looks like they eat small fish not people. However they make up for it by making gash like wounds in the neck like vampire bats? Which I love. 

However..... they have their own  language. WHY!? You already speak though the noises why though some Middle earth sounding ass speech over it? Why ruin it with that? However..it’s only really the leader who seams to speak it? The others laugh and screech etc. It’s only him for his extremely pretentious  villain monologues . I hate him. As they’ve proven they can speak English? And they already use the animal noises. So making up a entire language is really unnecessary in my opinion! Besides that I love these vampires, they’re just- kinda what I like about them. We need more of this then just , buff guy in Louisiana has fangs that click like a cat toy and pecks the size of Texas. That- no.

The movie does great with atmosphere, the music as well is amazing(for the most part) when it comes to brining  tension as well. Again the vampires , they’re smart enough to cut off communication, transportation, power etc AND to use bait and stuff like that. Just , love. At the same time I also love the people, it’s very much a small town, very know everyone, window all of their issues and call really feel the weight in their deaths. However our main romance is pretty forced at the end? Like YES being though a traumatic life or death situation can pull people back toegether but I would have liked a talk or something!

Rip weed grandma you will be remembered 😔 (it’s actually important to the plot and that is fantastic)

[disco-tea]

You’re so right, Seeing Red really did not have to happen like that. Spike’s epiphany that he needed to get his soul back didn’t have to happen in the form of any sort of horrible violence, whether it be attempted rape, murder, or anything else in that ballpark. It could have just been a simple realization. But nope, Whedon HAD to choose the shock value route despite both everyone on the writing team AND the actors involved telling him it was a bad idea.

Oh op…the unbridled rage I have within me over seeing red…one of those things in canon I would truly like to legitimately light on fire. One of the things that makes me think, yeah, I could actually strangle Whedon. Admittedly, this kind of turned into a bit of a rant and I’m sorry op I just sorta dumped all my thoughts because I have a lot of them, but I don’t talk about this a lot because it’s a subject that makes me uncomfy. Anyway, imma put the rest of this under the cut.

But anyway, you know…I don’t *personally* vibe with most of S6, I just don’t vibe with it because I don’t think it had to be that way. And I totally get people who do think it’s interesting, it is to a degree, but I don’t love it because it feels inconsistent to me, because I don’t feel like it fits with where the characters were development-wise. I don’t think it had to be that way, and to me, it feels like a poor attempt at a slap in the face to the audience who wanted Spike and Buffy together. Like “see. See how bad this is? This is why it won’t work and you were stupid for thinking it would.”

But all that aside…I could’ve gotten over the rest of the season, I could’ve dealt with anything but THAT. People talk about like…’ violating the trust between audience and creator.’ THAT DID IT. Every other stupid writing choice aside, there was NO REASON to subject your audience and your actors and your writers to that. It’s one thing when the actors and the audience go into something knowing they’re going to be dealing with that subject matter, but to throw that in 6 seasons down the road and furthermore with the purpose of demonizing a character you were mad the audience was sympathizing with is truly one of the shitiest things you could do as a writer and just a person in charge in general. To do that to the audience that is invested and to the actors who are IN CONTRACT. And in the last leg of the season no less, when nobody knew it was coming and didn’t have any prior warning.

And see…that’s the other thing. The thing about it that really pisses me off…it didn’t add anything meaningful to the conversation about that subject. It didn’t tell an impactful story about the subject, literally the only reason for it was to manufacture an excuse for ‘redemption’ he low key already had and to prove to the audience he was a bad person after they’d spent 3 seasons showing us how he was becoming a better person and really wasn’t that bad.

It was shitty and a cheap shot, and not something anybody asked for.

And again, it just makes me so mad. Not only that they did it in the first place, not only because it was out of character, but then because they went there and did THAT...later on they started acting like he was that kind character all along, (as of he wasn’t the type of person who seriously preferred monogamy and who loved his vampire wife so much, and was mostly interested in the violence and fighting aspect of being a vampire)

And yeah, I get they felt like they were trying to line up with continuity, but the way S7 pushed the ‘yeah, soulless Spike was always a r*pist’ narrative is one of those things that really rankles me. Because they act like it was a given, like this has been something canon all along, as if they didn’t start season 6 leaving him and trusting him with the care of a freaking teenage girl. A teenage girl who then they had Spike drag into the conversation about that, and yeah, don’t get me wrong, I like the latter half of the speech in Never Leave Me, and I get Spike is trying to get Buffy to kill him and that’s a good way to do it, but it’s the way they bring Dawn into that and frame him that way as if he was ever anything but good and protective and caring towards her. As if he’d ever lay a finger on her.

And my final thought in that vein, about how it was stupidly out of character, is that if you ever watch Spike’s reaction in Crush (when Buffy implies the only chance he had with her was when she was unconscious)…it’s the look of realization and then horror and disgust as he processes her words, and I will take that any day over whatever the hell Whedon thought he was doing with seeing red.

But yeah…anywho, circling back around to the original subject, it certainly didn’t have to be THAT, to make him go get the soul. You know what would have worked just as well, and literally would’ve lined up with canon? Spike being heartbroken and upset and somebody saying something harsh to him and it pushes him over the edge. THAT CANONICALLY HAPPENED TO HIM TWICE. That’s what ultimately led to him becoming a vampire, that is literally why he tried to stake himself in Doomed, because he was already upset, and Xander had finally had it with him and said something, and then he literally tried to stake himself.

There was just so many better ways to handle not only the subject of the soul, but Spike’s character in general.

[fernaee]

about lenore from castlevania

tw : rape, abuse, toxic relationships, suicide

don’t get me wrong. lenore is a great character. i almost wrote was, but in the end, yes, she still is. 

but the way her relationship with hector evolved in season four is truly so f*cking messy. and this is, imo, the biggest problem with lenore.

i loved that she was this cute, seemingly soft vampire (even though it was too good to be true, yeah, i’m looking at you hector) but well, she is a vampire, part of an evil sisterhood with a super-evil vampire as its head. she had a mission, she did it in the most cruel way, that’s true, but she succeeded. i personnally despised people who use their power as she did with hector, who was abused, denied food and clothes, tortured (probably) and literally treated like a dog. it might be ~ sexy ~ in some situations (the bdsm vibes, not the abuse ofc) , it’s not supposed to be when you’re a prisoner.

that’s the key word here : hector was a prisoner. and lenore was his torturer. let’s not forget about this. PLEASE, LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS.

what happened at the end of season three is definitely super upsetting. it’s obviously very morally wrong as lenore tricked him, forced him to have s*x with her. yes, she forced him. i won’t listen any justification of what she did. it was morally SUPER wrong. it was r*pe. i only see two options here, from hector’s perspective : one) he wanted her because he developed feelings/some sort of comfort for/from lenore, or two) he didn’t and thought that having s*x with her would probably help him with his situation. 

well, it’s still bad. it’s still r*pe. and don’t tell me lenore got to like him while playing with his feelings. do you remember how she treated him after she bound him with the ring? she was harsh, cold, laughing at him for thinking it was more than her manipulation.

as i said, i have no respect for this, definitely not. but we’re watching castlevania. a show about evil vampires and horrific creatures. even some of the human characters are big pieces of shit. so i can understand what the show did. lenore is as evil as her sisters and she clearly did a great job here. i was surprised, hector was surprised, carmilla was suprised. great job girl. (and this is where i truly started to despise lenore, because i really liked hector as a character.) (and i’m not even gonna talk about lenore saying she plans to have more s*x with her pet. i think you get my point now.)

but then season four. wtf was season four??

in two months. two. months. we go from hector being horrified by what happened, lenore being so cruel to... the both of them being fine with each other? i was suprised but we quickly saw that hector had a plan. it was probably too obvious but i really hoped it was a revenge plan. in the end, it was for revenge, but only towards carmilla?? and then he asks isaac to spare lenore because he wants a peaceful life with her?

i have no words to tell you how disturbed i was about that. i just don’t understand this. maybe lenore realised what she did was bad but still, i don’t think that’s enough to forgive someone. maybe hector had some sort of trauma bonding, that’s the only explanation for me. i hated how they tried to get her some sort of redemption in the end when she k*lls herself. it wasn’t an act of “””love””” to free hector of her. it was sooo selfish. and i know she had just lost everything, i know she had feelings and everything. but when you got to be so cruel for centuries, you can’t just whine when it’s your turn to be the oppressed. she wasn’t even a prisoner like hector was, she was protected by him and still, she preferred to die instead of staying with him. this is, for me, the proof that she never loved him as it is sometimes hinted and/or largely talked about here and there. she was just using him, as she always did. for company, for sex and to have someone to rant with. that’s all. and once again, i don’t say this as a bad thing, it is actually quite interesting, for a character. still, it was super messed-up.

lenore was done wrong. hector was done wrong. and i can’t stop thinking about how all of this was so wrong. 

just gonna quote someone on reddit : “Not to be that kind of person but I don't think it would have been taken well at all if it was the other way around, I mean, if Lenore was male and Hector was female.“ Just, think about this.

as a conclusion, i’ll say it again, no, lenore isn’t a bad character. she’s actually a really good one. but she deserved better (and hector too). still, i’ll continue to despise her for what she did to hector. and i will never understand anyone who ship them together. i can’t.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[whumpshaped]

Is there anything you've waiting for an excuse to rant/talk about but the opportunity hasnt presented itself?

so this is half a lie bc ive been talking this nonstop for 5 days or so- BUT not publicly.

the spk storyline.

yes- yes- i know- "but tamara youve been doing nothing but post drabbles and picrews and-" SHUSH. I HAVENT TALKED ABT THE FULL CONTEXT AND STORYLINE YET. SO NOW I WILL. SIT DOWN.

ok ok so the entire premise of the spk au i have w @whumpsday is that kane somehow gets taken from the hunters to seth. and meets pumpkin. and theyre both horribly horribly tortured right.

now. this au has a rescue arc. BECAUSE bellamy, that fine ass man swoops in and kills seth. that does not go over well w pumpkin who, while less and less by the second bc of kane's treatment, is madly in fucken love with that man. and of course seeing bellamy commit murder??? is scary??? so pumpkin is TERRIFIED.

now after the rescue pumpkin spends a while being skittish and hostile towards bel, while kane is trying to sort out his own trauma and also manage that, and bellamy is trying his best to be like... non-threatening- but how do u act non-threatening after killing someone yknow- AND on top of all that, pumpkin is going mad without their daily fix of dehumanization. enter anton de sang. whom pumpkin sees and thinks yes. that is the man.

SO BABY PUMPKIN RUNS THE FUCK OFF AFTER ANTON TO BE LIKE "sir? sir? can u step on me?" AND ANTON IS LIKE. GLADLY?? WHAT A FUCKEN WEIRDO. pumpkin gets WHUMPED. while kane and bellamy r freaking out bc they find pumpkin's note abt where they went and they Immediately go after them. theres some angst in here i dont wanna spoil but GOD its some good shit. pumpkin gets home safe tho :D

they all know this cant go on, this is very unhealthy, kane offers to act like pumpkin's new owner in exchange for them never running off again, and pumpkin turns it down bc they know it makes kane SO uncomfy. but bellamy has great acquantances..... and this is where ambrose comes into the picture. u guessed it, the man is a professional vamp dom. thats how he and el meet. oh yes, by the time that happens, pumpkin finally gets the courage to leave the petname behind and start using the name el! which is a shortened version of their birth name that sounds more gender neutral and they love the sound of!

am helps them work through their little traumas while the two of them also fall for each other like nobodys business. in the meantime kane also finally works up the courage w el's help to ask out bellamy, and those two gay little lovebirds also get together. but oh no! el is... el is human... so when they and am finally get married (bc of course they do) that "death do us part" bit is pretty sour. am knows he only has limited time w them.

BUT BC THIS IS AN AU AND WE ALL WANT THEM TO SPEND 3000 YEARS TOGETHER IN HAPPINESS WE DECIDED HEY, AM COULD FIND OUT ABT THE ORIGINAL RITUAL THAT CREATED VAMPIRES AND TURN EL!!!!! so he does :D and from there its all sunshine rainbows and fluff, they live happily ever after as a huge happy family. am's parents kind of adopt kane, which does mean that they rly are one big family since both el and bel marry into it. so they just all share the same last name. oh yes bc neither kane nor bellamy would want to keep their original last names anyway bc of their stupid shitty families. SO YES. thats what we've been discussing for days now and its so good and im so happy it sparks so much joy

and then we have the dark spk au where seth actually survives that night and later bel and am go over to his house when the four of them realize hes alive, and get revenge :) this is a tasty au

theres the bbe or bloodbag el au, where kane takes el instead of jim and anton takes seth. thats where anton's on again off again girlfriend ruby comes in and this au splits into two once more

in one version seth gets taken by ruby later! which is way better than anton but also fucken humiliating bc ruby treats him like a silly little puppy. anton takes graham after this, like in canon

in the other seth never gets out from anton :) poor him :) lucky lucky graham tho

honestly the bbe is the sweetest shit bc el loves being owned by kane. they eventually rly grow on kane.....

we briefly discussed a feisty kane au too, where kane gets taken by the hunters, but before hes properly broken he gets taken by seth. that au includes kane being rude as shit to pumpkin at first. but also seth gets to break him himself :)

anyway heres a demonstration of the difference between spk and bbe

and heres ruby

thank u for this ask it means a lot i rly hope i didnt share anything mill didnt want me to share-

[imaginesforthosewhoseekthem]

Just a quick update

Probably should have put a trigger warning at the last post, but Mentions of pedophilia and r@pe. Reader digression is advised.

Thank you so much for everyone tho reblogged and liked the last post. I really don’t have time for the people being complete idiots when it comes to fandoms. I don’t generally let these kind of things bother me usually, but something about a character from a thing I really like being accused of a thing as serious as pedophilia, I just kinda snapped.

I’ve heard other things have been going on like people white-washing Mammon, Simeon and Diavolo. People sexualizing Luke...a LITERAL child. Calling Lucifer a rapist. Giving the voice actors shit for reasons I have no idea why. Shipping the brothers together which...look, I was expecting to happen eventually cus these kinda of people can't fuckin chill.

There is probably other stuff I’ve been missing. I didn't even hear that shit on here, by the way. I heard it on Tik Tok. Most of the things they’re doing are Just. Plain. Stupid. I feel like making posts on WHY what they’re doing is stupid and I feel like I shouldn't even have to explain. But you know, some people just don’t use or don't TRY to use their common sense that maybe...what they’re doing will cause them shit from other people. you posted shit, MOSTLY PROBLEMATIC SHIT, on the internet and are surprised to get hate for it...How...did you survive old enough to USE a computer with how stupid everything is. I dunno if I will make a post about why Lucifer is not a rapist, but it’s a pretty big phobia of mine, so it might take a bit to write. Also due to like 2 pieces of evidence as to why I could think people would say that about him, being the vampire event and the end of chapter 20 (If anyone else has reason to think that, do let me know. I’m only on lesson 26, but I will play through the game again and look at spoilers to get evidence. I don’t care about spoilers in this fandom.)

Fortunately, I believe the GOOD people of this fandom outweigh the dipshits. Because I don’t wanna make myself angry, I will make some bullet tips as to what we can do as a community and a fanbase to not let the toxicity spread.

If you are going to call a character a title THAT serious. USE. YOUR. BRAIN. There are fairly young people that play this game and they would never be allowed make a game like this if such titles were true. So maybe TRY to get some more information before you make accusations. If you’re not bothered, either face the music of looking stupid or say nothing. They’re FICTIONAL characters. Use that energy to get ACTUAL pedophiles and rapists arrested. 

You can draw Luke as an adult FOR SPECULATION. That’s fine. If you;re just, in your own way, expression what Luke would look like at Simeon’s age, that’s fine. You just have an idea of what that would look like. But if you’re doing it to sexualize a minor...that is being WAY more pedo than anything people accused Levi of doing. Luke is canonically 10 in human years and is a canonical child among the other angels. I don’t care if he’s thousands of years older than the human. If the devs SAY he’s a child, regardless on if the years are different, then he’s a child and you treat him like a fucking child. If picturing sexual things about them is how you treat a child, that is pedophilia. You are disgusting and should be disgusted with yourself. I don’t care if he’s a fictional child, it’s still gross to do that to a child. I BET you there are people that call Levi a pedo and then sexualize Luke at a “Legal” age. Stupidity really just evolves, doesn’t it?

The case of shipping the brothers together...Look, maybe I’ll make a separate post on this too, but the explanation is SO. PAINFULLY, OBVIOUS. That I really don’t wanna waste my breathe on common sense. I know the brothers are not directly related by blood. Doesn’t matter. It can apply with adoptive or step sibling logic. If someone has grow up with you or spent their lives with you as a sibling figure in your life, shipping them in still incest. Family doesn’t end in blood.The brothers all still share one father. They are siblings. I know some of the cards MIGHT seem sexual or something...but that is what fan service is. I think people shipping the siblings. I think they’ve stopped making those types of cards a while ago for this reason...but yeah. No...You’d feel weird if someone shipped you and your sibling or a friend close enough to BE your sibling. So don’t do it here.

STOP. WHITE WASHING. CHARACTERS OF COLOR! You don’t white wash actual people of color so why do this at all? “I wanna see what he would look like as a different race!” WHY?! Why in the wing, fluttering fuck does race even matter?! Can’t you just enjoy how they already look and look past that? In my mind, only one race exists...the HUMAN race....I dunno how this holds up with a game about demons, but still. If you are so insistent on making characters of color a different race, all that means is that you’re being racist. If you insist you’re not, you will have no problem cutting out the white washing and accepting how they look already. BLACK LIVES STILL MATTER!

In the case of the voice actors. If you see people harassing the voice actors on any form of media, the simplest solution is to give the voice actors your love and appreciation and reporting them to the app to get their comment or account removed. Simple. It’s online safety 101. If you’re worried about them getting hate in their DM’s, there’s not much we can do about it. It’s private messaging between the commenter and the voice actor. The voice actors are grown men with common sense and they will appreciate your love and support because it means you’re trying to help them however you can. They can block those people themselves if they are DM’d. Don’t feel terrible that you can;t do more. You can only do so much and the VA’s appreciate your love and support for the game.

Finally...don’t spread hate. That’s what these kinds of people WANT you to do. Don’t get angry. Don’t start text wars. It will just make people think this fandom is more toxic than before. I know you’re just trying to set the record straight and you can do that in a more polite way, but don’t waste your breath on people if they don’t want to listen. You can tell them politely because they MIGHT just be people that are misinformed, but if they push the point forward without listening and they still won’t pay attention, their loss. you were trying to stop them looking like a jackass. They had their chance. If they’re causing further harm, just report them. It’s as simple as that. These kinds of people are not worth getting angry at. Don’t stress yourself out over people being stupid and try to enjoy the fandom in your own way, alright?

Sorry for two serious posts in a row. I’ve had complex feelings since my last post over my recent loss and ranting like this did help a lot. I’m also playing Mystic Messenger on Jumin’s Route and Day 11 will be tomorrow, so I should be getting to the asks soon enough. I know I say that all the time, but I actually wanna get back into writing because I’m super passionate about it. It just...sucks when being depressed makes it tiring to do the thing you love the most. Seeing everyone enjoy my writing really makes my day and I want to try motivate myself to not take as long in between. I’ve never let other people being weird or toxic destroy how I feel about the things I love because life is short and all that. THESE recent things I’ve heard about the Obey Me fandom don’t even get under my skin, but it’s a fandom I’m really passionate about and that the Tik Tok community want to get across to others. So, I contributed the only way I knew how. 

Thank you for listening and have a good one ❤