There's a level of Hell that Constantine loves and hates in equal measure.
The Level of Lust and Debauchery.
He loves it for what it is, but he also really, really hates it. The beings in it are unhinged at best, completely insane at worst. Stronger than Demons, but weaker than Gods-it's always more stressful than fun dealing with them.
So needing to summon the King of that level is...well. John can already feel the exhaustion.
But instead of exhaustion, he feel rage. Disgust.
The King that shimmers into existence is a fucking child.
And John honestly loses some time after that.
He comes back from ranting with the tiny King forcefully yanking him to a stop.
"Wait, you thought the Infinite Realms were what?"
Turns out, that wasn't the Level of Lust and Debauchery at all. Turns out, the Infinite Realms has a Red Light District.
Turns out, that is a very, very small part of the Infinite Realms, and this tiny child King had no idea it was there, and now he has to explain what a Red Light District is to an increasingly mortified Royal Teenager.
All around, it's not a fun time for anyone present.
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can yall swap clothes with your stands?
[ We poured our hearts and souls into this - mod Moon & mod Blueberry ]
[Credits:]
[Art by mod Moon and mod Blueberry, mod Moon drew Jotaro, Star Platinum, Polnareff, and Silver Chariot. Mod Blueberry drew Kakyoin, Hierophant Green, Avdol, Magician's Red, and Joseph.]
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i made a very obscure au that is not important what is important is jason stabbing tim
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You ever have a character where you're like !!! That's my son!!! But then you see him two frames later and you're like !!! That's my wife!!!
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Since you did Standswap Magicians Red could we get a Standswap Silver Chariot to go along w/ her
yea woo! gal pals :3
and their dumbass mens <3
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