I love Gothamites thinking that the batfamily are Cryptids when they're not.
I also love the idea that to begin with, Gothamites know Robin has been a bunch of different human kids that the: Definitely a Cryptid Batman™ (bc let's be honest that thing is not human) has taken under his wing.
I think it makes the Robins scarier to them. Like "There's something fucked up enough about this kid that the Demon Bat took them in." And they're all pretty sure that every time there's a switch in Robin's it's bc the Cryptid Demon Batman thing probably killed them off or something.
They always try and warn off whatever new Robin he's taken in, but whenever they do the New Robin always laughs them off or attempts to assure them that they're fine and not worry.
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You’re a Gotham teenager playing FMK on your neighbor’s stoop as you do.
“Hmmmm… and marry Red Hood.”
“Red Hood?” says one of your friends. “Doesn’t he kill people?!”
You consider.
“That’s not a deal breaker for me.”
And then, from somewhere above, a distinctive mechanical voice:
“IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!”
You look up. Red Hood is dangling a spitting and hissy Robin over the edge with one hand and gesturing helplessly at you with the other. You stare at him. He stares at you. You don’t know how his face emotes “baffled but concerned for you horror” seeing as it’s covered completely by an expressionless helmet, but it does.
Robin chomps down on Red Hoods fingers.
“FUCKING FUCK!” Red Hood drops Robin over the edge. “DID YOU BITE ME?!”
Robin lands one roof over like a feral cat. He stands up with just as much offended dignity. “I was trained to make use of every tactical advantage,” he states.
Then he waves something small and indistinct from your distance. “Unlike you.” And swings off the roof.
Red Hood roars and chases after him.
There is a moment of distinctly Gotham silence.
“You made the right choice.”
You jump a foot and find Red Robin perched on the railing like some kind of overgrown parrot.
“Hood’s the only one of us who can cook,” explains Red Robin.
He gives you a single nod—and disappears.
…
Just another day in Gotham.
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Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.
Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.
Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.
Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.
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i'll just say this.
if an oasis reunion is genuinely happening, and we'll know soon enough, it will sincerely be the most i have ever believed in a universal grand design (a masterplan, you might say). because what are the fucking chances?
this band was broken up and entirely estranged for fifteen years. I could have taken an interest in them ANY time during that period, but as an american, they were entirely off my radar. and now, in the year of our lord 2024, it JUST SO HAPPENS that my friends and I become completely and entirely obsessed with this band, who we KNOW to be long finished, and for no timely reason at all. it was random, accidental and by chance that we ended up in this fixation. there was no impetus for it to happen right now.
and yet, the exact same year, at the absolute height of our obsession, having had time to absorb 30 years of context - THAT'S when they announce they're getting back together?
what! are! the! chances!!!
I never feel like the main character but right now... well. feeling pretty fucking blessed and highly favored lmao
not that it's happening. 👀👀👀
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you know i just got asked why I made salieri into ruler like what’s the reason for it and I’m like
do people even read his biography at least on Wikipedia? Man in his 72 years of life pretty much reshaped and changed entirety of Europe’s musical and social structure with his sheer passion and love.
he was a man passionate for music, he loved and he loved deeply.
he was bright in musical field, created many beautiful pieces, was kapellmeister for two decades and high key overseen entirety of musical community of Europe, was one of the most trusted and favored people for Joseph II, and even after Joseph’s death he still kept his position despite being his trusted man, he tutored brightest musicians of that era, he managed and organized frequent charity concerts for pensioners and orphaned children (he even argued with Mozart over former organizing his own concert of day of charity concert)
he was so respected and loved that his coffin was followed by a long procession made of court musicians and all musicians who were present in country at the moment
this man never had a bad bone in him, if anything if you read his biography he just followed his passion and just lived.
and that’s why him being remembered over that cursed rumor and eventually losing his health over it is extremely sad. and even after two decades of him being officially announced not responsible for it people still continue to believe in it.
so yes, man strived for good and brought it out in others too
if that isn’t enough to be in ruler class then I don’t even know what is
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Mistakes Literally No One But I Have Ever Noticed (After Watching Teen Wolf Seven-ish Times)
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Haha! Didn't expect THIS of all things to be the most interesting thing about me, but, sure.
Gurl, you want receipts? I got yo' receipts:
1. Season 2, Episode 2:
Around the 8:58 mark, you can see a crew member under the principal's desk tapping their foot, near Jackson's knee. (Wouldn't it be funny if the principal was actually hiding a secret blowjob buddy under his desk this whole time and they didn't expect the fucking sheriff to be there that day?)
Anyway, it's more noticeable on a big TV screen then a phone, so I tried my best to brighten and zoom in on the foot tapping the best that I could 😓. You might be able to see it in the first gif if you turn the brightness on your phone up to retina-searing though.
2. Season 3B, Episode 21:
Bare patches of unburned skin on the Nogitsune that the makeup department missed (two patches on the neck and a whole wrist)
3. Season 3A, Episode 5:
During the fight with the Alphas, Derek swings at Kali in the background, and Kali reacts like she's been hit, but there is clearly a very wide berth between both actors
4. Opening Theme Starting from 3A, And Season 1, Episode 9:
Derek's tattoo in the title sequence from 3A onward is the reverse of when we see it in the show. The triskele spirals swirl counterclockwise in the intro while the spirals swirl clockwise in the show. (Also the lines are thinner in the intro version too.)
So, just so we're all clear:
Intro triskele direction vs. Canon direction
5. Season 2, Episode 7:
In the fight between Scott and Jackson, around the 20:55ish minute mark, you can see Tyler Posey's stunt double for several shots.
And also a brief shot of Colton Haynes' stunt double from that fight if you pause just right
6. Season 1, Episode 6, and Season 5(B), Episode 18:
Allison reads about her ancestor, sent by King Louis the 15th, to kill the Beast of Gevaudan, who killed from 1764-1767. Not only was this person a man called Argent, he was said to have hunted the Beast down after his wife and four kids were killed by it.
Later, this ancestor is changed to a woman, Marie-Jeanne Valet played by Crystal Reed (not sent by a king, but, instead, her own sense of responsiblity and justice since the Beast was her brother), who marries a man named Henri Argent AFTER she had already killed the Beast (who actually started killing in 1760, not 1764).
Also, Lydia says all her research said that the Beast was killed by a man named Jean Chastel...?? Out of nowhere and for no reason? Even though she was the person Allison had been telling her family history to in season 1??
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(I mean, there's also the obvious mistakes everyone talks about, i.e. Liam/Mason/Corey/Hayden skipping a grade and all the times the kanima doesn't paralyze someone in a fight, etc., but I wanted to specifically highlight stuff people don't notice)
Some people can run really fast or lift heavy things.
Me? I guess my superpower is watching a whole fucking lot of Teen Wolf and regurgitating micro-observations.
Man, what a shitty superpower.
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