#SHE WAS SHOOKETH

[pizzaapeteer]

okieokieokie so I needed to wait a day to make sure it wasn't a glitch, but i'm starting to believe it isn't.

SO assuming it's true I just have to say theeee biggest thank you for 700 followers!!!

It's crazy to have just celebrated 500 like a day ago and I'm literally blown away, the insane shock and confusion I felt FR. 🥹🫢😫 So thank you, thank you, thank you so much lovelies!!! And hello to all the new people so happy to have you here 💞🥰🥳

also currently still working on the 400 follower song post, with Mattheo's She will be loved winning in the poll!

I think it's so cute to be able to be like welcome to pizza's parlor or peter's pizza parlor, and whenever I thank you guys as a collective I can just throw that out there plssss let me know ✨🥹

This art was made with AI

[flyingraijin]

Was such a power move to come back at my mum's "if you never leave your bedroom you're gonna get depressed" argument with a "I'm already depressed" *finger guns*

[quotesandstoats]

My friend whilst watching Eurovision

“If someone doesn’t go on stage and sing Single Ladies right now I’ll cream”

“I MEAN’T SCREAM PLEASE GOD I MEAN’T SCREAM NOT CREAM PLEASE”

[shy-abusa]

The desire to again see her tears flowing from unimagined pleasure while I'm devouring her for an hour. That moment of coming up to kiss her, wiping a tear away, and kissing where the tear was instead.

"You're welcome."

[andrew-lincoln]

DUNE: PART TWO 2024 | dir. Denis Villeneuve

[lupucs]

Noelle has closed her commissions… for good. 🥶

Music: Sassy Shells by Trash Kid

Have some behind-the-scenes stuff!

Made this specifically to celebrate a mind-blowing 10 million views on my lunch break anim on YouTube! Thank you so much guys!!

[blingedouteve]

Mag 169 is so hilarious to me, 'cause Jons like "why did you hurt me? Im gonna kill you now" and Jude responds by shoving her foot so far down her throat you'd think she was a flesh avatar, she digs herself a hole so deep you'd think she was a buried avatar, her line of thought was so insane you'd think she was a spiral avatar, her defense speech is so out there you'd think she was an avatar of the vast, she-

*gets dragged off stage by one of those stage hooks*

[hamburgernotsohelpful]

This Marcy made me once again question if I need Therapy, Because why she look so Good?!

[greekgodssitcom]

Apollo: Have you guys seen Artemis?

Dionysus: She’s probably in the Crescent Shuttle

Apollo: The what?

Hermes: The Luna-mobile

Apollo: Guys

Ares: The Arty Carty

Apollo: Guys please

[izzy2210]

Enter Sandman

One of Steve’s favorite things is watching Eddie tuck in their daughter from the doorway, always having a bedtime story, or a song, or an adventure they’ll go on when they’re both asleep. His all time favorite thing is when Eddie sings a song, and little Robyn sings along, which is exactly what’s happening now. Eddie’s sitting on the side of her bed, her little hand wrapped firmly around his thumb, and he’s singing softly, while her very sleepy voice is singing the other lines. “You know what to do, little one. repeat after me,” He says, and Robyn nods seriously. 

“Now I lay me down to sleep,” He starts, 

“Now I lay me down to sleep,” She echoes it exactly, with her cute little voice. 

“Pray the lord my soul to keep,” 

“Pway the lowd my soul to keep,” 

“If I die before I wake,”

“If I die befowe I wake,” Steve’s not so happy about that line, but he'll let it slide because she’s so cute.

“Pray the lord my soul to take,”

“Pway the lowd my soul to take.” She repeats sleepily, and her eyes fall closed, the grip on Eddie’s thumb loosening, and Eddie stands up slowly, still singing. “Hush little baby, don't say a word, and never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed.” Steve shakes his head at Eddie, who grins, and continues singing, walking towards his husband. “In your closet, in your head..” He adds, and places a soft kiss on Steve’s lips. “That kid is gonna become a satanist,” Steve jokes, and returns the kiss, slowly closing her bedroom door, careful not to slam it. “She better,” Eddie smiles, and takes his husband’s hand, pressing a kiss there as well, and pulling him towards their bedroom.

“I don’t know ‘bout you, but I’m exhausted..” He complains, falling on the bed after a long day of making sure the kid doesn’t kill herself. “Yeah, me too. Wouldn’t change it for the world, though.” Steve adds, setting his glasses on the bedside table, and rolling in bed next to Eddie, cuddling up on his chest. “Never,” He whispers. “Never.” 

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@steddieas-shegoes

[ladykeyleth]

laudna.exe has stopped working

[vmpkai]

eliza: i raise funds in d.c. for the washington monument

washington: she tells my story!

eliza: i speak out against slavery-

washington: hold on wait a minute now you did what-

[coconut530]

LEARN WHEN TO QUIT MAN

(the last pic of Pluto was me watching him try to keep this going)

[makorragal-312]

BRO

EDRED CALLED EMMA BY HER NAME.

NOT MELINDA.

HOLY SHIT

[eidolons-stuff]

*Wednesday & Enid leave their dorm holding hands*

Yoko: *shooketh* "What the-"

Bianca: "What?" *turns to see* "HOLY SH-"

Wednesday: "Bianca, close your mouth. Otherwise, flies will birth their larvae inside"

Enid: *giggles but grossed out*

Bianca: *too shook to comprehend what Wednesday said*

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N

W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism

Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground

Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names

Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!

Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together

Cain (Whimpering):

Wednesday Y/N: Now

As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother

Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):

Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn

Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me

Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?

Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)

‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play

The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them

Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!

All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic

Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice

All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):

Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)

All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):

Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):

The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them

While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony

Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother