#Source: Wednesday

[terry-perry]

Y/N: I want us to be more than friends.

Alastor: You’ll snap out of it.

Y/N: Don’t do that - discount my feelings.

Alastor: I’m not friend material, let alone, more than friend material. I’ll ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.

Y/N: You can keep trying to push me away. It’s not gonna work.

Alastor: I almost killed you.

Y/N: I survived.

Alastor: Beginner’s luck.

Y/N: I’m tougher than you think.

Alastor: You’re making a mistake.

Y/N: Probably.

Alastor: Definitely.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: They were going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?!

Karai: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick is preparing for an undercover mission*

Damian: If you are discovered, I will disown you and collect the reward tied to your capture.

Dick: I’d expect nothing less.

[godsdamahalfblood]

Hades: We had to make you move schools!

Hades: The boy's family was going to charge attempted murder!

Hades: How would that have looked on your record, my little storm cloud?

Nico: Terrible.

Nico: Everyone would've known I failed to get the job done.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: Wanna take a stab at being social?

Brutus: I do like stabbing.

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

[pockyblush]

Puss: Attempted murder. How would that have looked on your record?

Death: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. And yes, serial killers…

[incorrect-multiverse]

Steve: They were going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?

Natasha: Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

[Gamora is about to have a date with Peter]

Gamora: Wish me luck.

Nebula: If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail-gun his.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [115/?]  

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Adam the Best Father

Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them

Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father

Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable

Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?

Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection

Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?

Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do

Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?

Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly

Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself

Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate

Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…

Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):

The Gods (Who heard this conversation):

Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. But deep down… I secretly enjoy it.”

— Karai, at some point

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: How would a murder attempt look on your record?

Jeonghan: Terrible.

Jeonghan: People would know I failed to get the job done.

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Chris: How would a murder attempt look on your record?

Jake: Terrible

Jake: People would know I failed to get the job done

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I want us to be more than friends.

Xena: You’ll snap out of it.

Gabrielle: Don’t do that - discount my feelings.

Xena: I’m not friend material, let alone, more than friend material. I’ll ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.

Gabrielle: You can keep trying to push me away. It’s not gonna work.

Xena: I almost killed you.

Gabrielle: I survived.

Xena: Beginner’s luck.

Gabrielle: I’m tougher than you think.

Xena: You’re making a mistake.

Gabrielle: Probably.

Xena: Definitely.