#SO CONDESCENDING

[winchesterian]

tumblr never beating the we have never talked to a queer person over 30 allegations

[glorianiii]

asoiaf fans reciting their daily "GRRM put this in the book for a reason." mantra on every post as if that counts as critical analysis or means anything

[deviousdevilx]

the way he's looking at Daniel here cracks me up

[mariana-oconnor]

There is no more passive aggressive thing to put in an email subject than "Gentle reminder".

[strawmaguchi]

Me @ the wwdits showrunners

[garnetsandroses]

irl-related vitriol in tags, beware

[clarythericebot]

Ever read a book that SHOULD be everything you love (cozy story of a newcomer in a distributionist community slowly picking up theology and Catholicism by the kindness and eccentricities of the people around her, including her charming and challenging love interest) but instead of adoring it, you're utterly completely annoyed?

Anyway, that's The Awakening of Miss Prim for me

[prlssprfctn]

Batman and Robin!Jason, who are getting to interrogate some criminal (they need his confession and he just won't budge) for the first time together, and Jason begs Bruce to allow him to be a bad cop. That's like, a total opposite of Dick, who loved being good cop, while B interrogated the hell out of them.

But Jason? Bad Cop? It is... funny.

Jaybin. In these cutest shorts, toothy smirk, and overexcitment?

But Bruce can't say no, so he just nods along, thinking that criminal would probably be too scared of his presence anyway to not confess. Expect, criminal isn't, and Jason is grilling his ass in a surprising manner that makes Gordon whistle in another room.

Criminal: Ha, as if I am going to say anything to a kid. How old are you, ten?

Jaybin, scoffing: Was it how old were you when your daddy threw you on the streets?

Criminal, pausing: W-what. How did you...

Jaybin, casually: Oh, I know everything, buddy. You were always stealing, weren't you? Almost made your daddy lose his job... Eh, you would think that with all these years under your belt, you would at least learn how to be discreet. But, nope, same old disappointment.

Criminal, flaring up protectively: I am discreet! I am very discreet!

Jaybin: Discreet my ass! Your attempt to break into the house was caught within five minutes because your ass forgot to turn the security on! And you left your pliers that you used to break the fence on the roadside! How is that discreet?!

Criminal, hitting his hand against the table: Listen here, you pipsqueak, first of all — how could I know that there is a security?!

Jaybin, rolling his eyes: You didn't even do research. Wonderful.

Criminal, stuttering: A-and, second of all, I threw it away in panic. I left no fingertips, so now what?! Huh?!

Jaybin, disappointingly shaking his head: All of these troubles, and you barely got to steal stuff. That's, like, super lever embarrassing, my dude.

Criminal: IT IS NOT MY FAULT. I GOT DISTRACTED BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIVING THERE!!!! I WOULD RETURN FOR MORE, YOU LITTLE JACKASS.

Jaybin, blinking: Woah. No surprise, Daddy kicked you out, dude. You are kinda dumb.

Jaybin, returning to his beaming mode: Hey, B, I think, we have a confession!

Batman, flabbergasted: G-good work, chump.

Jaybin: (bashful giglging)

Bruce, in the car: So... How did you know his family history?

Jason, shrugging: Oh, streets talk. Also, that jackass stole food when I was nine. Always wanted to make him pay for that.

Bruce: Aren't you very... revengeful...

Jason: Hehe.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

Two freaks at the club: the dry-humping prequel~*

And a close-up <3

Also on Bsky!

[devils-lawboy]

i hate that “if an outfit’s not interesting through color” audio soooo much

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

that one scene in the raven king where henry wants blue to go with him somewhere in a car but she's like "no i have a strong hating-rich-boys-especially-raven-ones reputation here and people are looking at me", so he's like "fair enough" and pretends to dramatically have a fight with her so her reputation upholds, and drives away. and then equally rich and equally raven boy gansey arrives and stops right next to her. easily top 10 funniest scenes in the entire series

[electricalhuzzah]

“and for my next trick, i’m going to rapidly alternate between actual torture, and begging like a dog” said bill after he condescended to the scientist with this gay shit

[nyancrimew]

i'm a us liberal and i think you're cool

i highly doubt you're a liberal then and just think liberal = leftist which it very much does not

[coldbrewpup]

saw some bullshit saying "tma is defining yourself by your suffering 😥... if tma is your IdentityTM then who are you in a world without transmisogyny ? it's so sad :((("

well, holy shit explode, first of all. but more importantly:

saying that i am transmisogyny affected is not "my Identity", it is an accurate description of an oppression i face in the world we live in. swap out transmisogyny for anything else in your stupid fucking argument and see if it still makes any sense to you or if you just hate transfems who aren't doormats. "talking about the way homophobia/misogyny/racism/disability/poverty affects you is so sad because it defines you by your pain umu" do you see how dumb you sound!!

secondly: yeah!! yknow what!! it is sad that i have to spend so much time talking about the bullshit i endure due to transmisogyny! it sucks ass!! yknow whose fault that is? not mine, asshole!!! fix your hearts or die!! if you want me to stop complaining so much then get mad at the people treating me like shit!!! or just get off the fucking fence and admit that you don't care how transfems are treated you just want us to be quiet.

[teaboot]

Anon I’m not gonna respond to your message because there is no WAY it isn’t going to just end up attracting a million bad-faith takes haranguing both of us, but I just want you to know

I agree with you. Like seriously, no “except”s, I agree with your argument, I understand and I agree, I was talking about a different thing though and I think that maybe got lost in the stream

secondly,

This is hilarious. Did you not know that I’m a trans guy too? Look at us. We’re the Spider-Man meme right now. Why should we fight

[it-is-whumptastic]

Childish Punishments for Whump

Act like a child? I'll treat you like a child.

Time Out

Go stand in the corner. Don't turn around. Don't move. Stand there in anticipation, in agony for what Whumper is thinking about. Will there be more pain? Is this it? Is this just some sick game?

Whumpee refusing to stand in a corner, fighting back, pulling away. But Whumper is patient, dragging them back to the corner by their hair, shoving them onto their knees until they stay put.

Whumpee standing there for hours. The blood has pooled in their legs, their knees are locked, they can't move an inch or Whumper will notice. The sides of their vision darkens, their head swims, they can hear the sound of their heartbeat pounding in their ears. They blink and suddenly they're on the floor with Whumper standing over them.

2. Grounded

Similar to time out except for longer periods. Whumpee is locked in a room, maybe their room, for hours or days on end. The space begins to drive them crazy. The same four walls, the isolation....

Also, "Go to bed without supper" with this. Starving Whumpee who can do nothing but sit in their room and wait.

3. Washing Mouth Out With Soap

Whumpee said something Whumper didn't like? A bar of soap is shoved into their mouth, too big to comfortably fit, the bitter taste coats their tongue and burns their throat and heaves floral scent through their nose.

They gag. Maybe Whumper decides just washing their tongue isn't enough, they'll have to go all the way down the throat.

Or Whumpee being forced to hold soap in their mouth. They're not allowed to spit it out or swallow. Their mouth fills with saliva, the taste making the bile in their stomach flip. But if they swallow or spit... who knows what Whumper will do.

4. Hitting Knuckles

With Rulers, canes, spoons, and almost any household item! Until their knuckles are bleeding. Until they can't bend their fingers anymore. Until they're sure that their fingers are broken

5. Writing lines

Could be used right after they've had their knuckles broke open. Maybe Whumpee thinks this'll be easy. It's just writing words after all. Until Whumper hands them an entire notebook. Whumpee isn't allowed to get up until it is full.

"I will not run." "I will not argue." "I will listen the first time." "I will obey whumper." "I will be a good boy/girl/dog." Ect.

Blisters form where the pencil lies. Their hands cramp up. After the first few pages, they're sure it's impossible. But they are forced to keep going, reading the sentence over and over until their eyes blur.

6. Kneeling

Kneeling on rice hurts like a bitch. Or rocks or frozen peas. A whumpee having to stay in a kneeling or stress position until the peas thraw would be so terribly cruel.

Or more creative things like thumb tacks.

7. Spanking

Literally my favorite.

I could (and probably will) make a whole post about this. It is humiliating, it hurts, there is constant reminder when Whumpee sits. It's also intimate in a way, Whumper could do so many things while whumpee is bent over a surface or whumper's own knee.

(Don't use any of these on actual children)