#SOMEONE HELP THAT MAN

[ladyelainehilfur]

Jiwon: I need to seduce Minhwan

Jihyuk: Okay.

Jihyuk in the company bathroom:

[jonathanbyersphd]

Jonathan having to talk about college VS. Jonathan talking about Nancy

[shoyoackerman]

Can they just draw isagi and kaiser hate fucking already please jfc might help him get over isagi 😭 like that man is so unhinged and obsessed with Isagi it’s not even funny anymore. Bro is out here deliberately choking himself? 💀 fuck soccer give that boy the Shidou treatment already please

[luckyluukkonen]

yet again, i ask if the leafs wanna play like they have love in their hearts for joseph woll

[denyeverything69]

[iamstandingwater]

Antonio from twelfth night having to stand in silence watching that last scene go down. The man he loves and has devoted his whole soul to goes off and marries a woman he has known for like 0.5 seconds. Everyone around him is getting their happy endings and even malvolio gets to spit some badass lines as a parting shot. Antonio doesn't have that. He just has to stand and watch.

[crimes-chevalresques]

Flipside to that, I need more women for who everything goes right in media. I mean Queen Latifah in Last Holiday levels of luck. The world is adjusted to her cadence. Anything that would otherwise be embarrassing, ineffective, or cringey just lands perfectly. She miraculously avoids consequences to any of her mistakes or character flaws. In spite of the initial conflict, nothing bad ever happens to her. She just enriches the lives of those around her. No 'comical' repeated public humilitation, just pure ego-boosting, like the men get.

we need more concerning women in media. I want to be watching a TV show and to go "oh that woman has problems." I want to watch a woman constantly make the worst decisions in the world with no sign of stopping

[beif0ngs]

I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.

[birdsofpasssage]

wikihow do i end my sisyphus cycle

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[cam-the-orange-cat]

What's uh... What's supes doin in the background there?

RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

[darealsaltysam]

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

[mapacart]

At least one of them is self aware ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[weedle-testaburger]

i just wanna preserve some of the biggest bangers from james somerton apology video 2: plagarised boogaloo

and of course:

[yellowwwcrayon]

Gihun - me and the bad bitch I pulled by being so pathetic and incompetent that they had to take pity on me

(if I had a nickel for every time an intelligent ruthless character fell for this dumb/cute himbo man child (and sad sweaty meow meow), I'd have two nickels? Not a lot, but still weird that it happened twice in one show.)